'Smoking is injurious to health. It causes cancer.'
Tito!
Tito.
Wake up, Tito.
Tito.
Tito. Wake up. I have brought you tea.
So, you won't wake up? Wait, I'll pour water on you.
Just wait! Now, I'll pour water on you.
Hmm. - What are you doing, Sumi?
Mm. - Here, take your tea.
Our clocks have changed completely.
Hey! Let go of this.
Earlier, you would wake me up.
And now... Now the morning bird wakes me up.
And wake you up. - Am I to blame for this?
Hey, couldn't you make some milk tea, Sumi?
Excuse me? Milk tea?
Am I your paid house help or something?
You will ask, and I will serve? Sorry, I can't do it!
Be happy with what I have given you. Just have it.
I have dipped the tea bag in it...
...and if you talk too much, I'll add some chillies to the tea.
Hey, why are you misdirecting Kamala aunt's anger at me?
What have I done? Huh!
Haven't you done anything? Huh? - Hmm. Huh.
Hey, Tito! There is no house help in this house.
Cooking, dusting, washing utensils...
I am having to do all that alone!
And you say, you haven't done anything?
Is that not your fault? - Ah! Huh!
What happened? Why have you pulled that face?
This is so good. It reminds me of Kamala aunt's tea.
She used to make the worst tea ever.
And the tea you have prepared,
is so nice, it tastes like nectar.
Tito, I don't like these sugar-coated comments.
Now, if you cannot hire another house help
then instead of waking you up with birdsong,
I'll wake you up with a lawyer's call. Keep that in mind.
Huh, divorce! - With alimony.
Quickly get out of the bed or I will level domestic violence charges!
Domestic violence, indeed! - Get off! Get off! Get off!
Quickly, get off.
Whether it is milk tea or black tea,
the minute it enters my tummy, the washroom beckons.
I am coming! - What else, can you do?
All you do is eat and...
Am I not allowed to use the washroom? - Oh, yes, you must!
But... But, I cannot tolerate your sweet talk.
Sumi, dear! Sumi, dear! - And this sound!
I just hate the sound of this voice.
Hey, Tito. How does Mashima understand?
The day we play around a bit at night... - Shh.
Ah... okay, fine. The very next day she calls out to me and asks,
Sumi, dear, I believe you did not sleep well?
Look at the bags under your eyes.
Hey, isn't she hard of hearing?
But she hears everything alright.
Its true Mashima is a bit old,
but does that mean she has, no fun left in her?
You go to Mashima, and I will go to the washroom.
Bye, bye. - Sumi, dear!
Open the door! - Tito!
If she says something today, then, you will see,
how I tell her on her face that, I am married,
I haven't committed a crime. - Hey, Sumi, keep quiet!
Sumi, dear! - Coming, Mashima.
Yes, Mashima?
"Mashima!" - You did not sleep well last night, did you?
No, I do sleep. - "Mashima!"
But the things that happen at times, Mashima.
I cannot sleep in peace.
Those were the days.
Everything just turned black and white.
Ah, huh, so now,
can you not sleep properly, Mashima?
Can one sleep alone, my dear?
Anyway. - "Mashima!"
Weren't you asking for a full-time maidservant?
Yes.
A lady has come. Should I call her?
Yes. Yes, Mashima.
Malati!
Malati.
She has come to work at my place.
She needs a place to stay.
So, I thought of you.
Right. You did the right thing, Mashima.
You have an empty room on the terrace.
She can stay there? - Yes.
Yes, yes. Malati.
Yes? - What can you cook?
What would you like me to cook?
Chinese, Mughlai, Bengali or Punjabi? - Oh, dear!
Malati you can start working from tomorrow.
And what about the salary? - You needn't worry about that.
They are decent people. They will not cheat you.
One other thing.
Whatever work I do,
in what way should I do it...
All that is my lookout.
You needn't interfere, okay.
You do your work,
and I will do my work.
They know what to do, you needn't worry about that.
So, may I go downstairs, auntie.
I'll see you, then. - Hmm.
Mashima. - Hmm?
Is she married? - No.
I have already made inquiries. Oh, dear, don't I know?
Once she gets married,
she will leave the minute her husband calls her.
Yes. - Don't worry about all that.
May I go now? - Sure.
Lie down for a while.
You didn't sleep last night, you have bags below your eyes.
See you, then. - Yes.
"Mashima!"
The old hag is still, young at heart!
So, how old is she?
She is probably the same age as I am.
Your age means? Hey, you and Tito, are of the same age!
Does that mean she is also of the same age as Tito?
Oh, dear! This is something to worry about.
Your Kamala aunt was just fine. She was a senior citizen and safe.
This girl is very young. What will happen, Sumi?
Mom! Please!
The things you say! She is a servant.
Servant or not, she is a girl and that's why I am saying.
Hey, can you give me some tea?
Yes, wait. I'll give it to you in a minute.
Hey, Sumi, listen. I'll just serve tea to your father and,
then, I'll call you back again, okay.
Ahem.
Tito. - Hmm.
May I ask you a question?
If I say no, won't you ask?
No, I will still ask.
I mean, what I was saying is,
in matters of love, does it matter to you,
what the girl is like?
Does the girl's family and profession matter?
Why are you suddenly talking about family?
Did auntie call you and inform you that you were adopted?
Tito. Don't joke. Tell me?
I can't. I am not enjoying this silly conversation.
I am in love and I have already married the girl.
So, now, I have no time to think about all this.
I am a quiet, a wife-loving, decent man.
And there is no scope for unnecessary thoughts.
But still... Tell me? - I can't.
Sir.
Yes, tell me. I mean... Yes... Yes, sir.
Yes, tell me, sir.
No, no. I mean, yes. Consider it done, sir.
"Hey, I am in the wrong game."
"I am in love."
"My heart is restless, in what trap has it fallen?"
"I have made a huge mistake!"
"I don't snatch, or take anything for free."
"Someone, please, tell her that!"
"Lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub."
"Lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub. Lub-dub, lub-dub."
Tito! Newspaper.
Darn!
What is the matter, Sumi? - Nothing.
Nothing?
Sumi, black coffee. Because there is no milk.
Why did you have to make coffee? - Take.
Who else, will make it?
I mean, your Malati hasn't come yet.
No worries, if she doesn't come, we will find someone else.
Take. - Darn! I hate this.
I won't go out to open the door.
You go this time. - As you say, madam.
Hey, the coffee. It took effort,
for me to make it. - Give.
Fine. - Hmm.
Okay.
Good morning. Aren't you brother-in-law?
Whose? - Aren't you, sister's husband?
That depends on who is the sister?
You are a very witty man, brother.
Actually, we haven't met before, so, you don't recognise me.
I am Malati. That... - Hey, no, no.
Let it be. Let it be.
I have heard the name at least a thousand times, since yesterday.
Sorry. I got a bit late.
I will quickly prepare breakfast for you.
Sure. Come. Come. - Hmm.
Hey! - Hmm?
What are you doing here, Tito?
I am having tea... Milk tea.
This is what you wanted. Happy?
But you look happier than I am?
Oh, my! What are you saying? Won't I be happy?
And go and take a peek in the kitchen.
Thanks to Malati, the kitchen is sparkling clean.
The utensils,
I would take one and a half hours to clean,
she did it in one and a half minute! Can you imagine, Tito?
Hey, listen.
Do you know, where does she stay?
She stays in Dhanekhali. - What Khali?
Dhanekhali.
Hey, hey! Haven't you ever heard of the place?
Hey, do you know, she has a 'tant' at home.
Can you tell me which, 'tant?'
Hey, the one that is used to weave tant saris.
She has that 'tant' at home.
'She would earn a living by weaving tant, and then the tune changed.'
What did you say? - You won't understand?
It's a Bengali proverb.
They don't teach all that in your English medium. - Shut up!
Just shut up!
Don't talk nonsense.
I... I am from an English medium. Is that my fault, Tito.
Not at all. Why should it be your fault?
Anyone can study in the medium they like,
but the difference is just one.
Those who study in English medium, they eat English.
Those who study in Bengali medium, they eat Bangla!
People may eat what they want to.
But I will eat food prepared by Malati, today.
You will eat a salad, how can it be better or worse?
I have a feeling she will prepare that also, very nicely.
Hey, have you seen, how beautiful she is?
She has such a curvaceous waist.
Oh, my! She is so beautiful. - Oh! For shame.
Sumi, have you looked at her waist?
Oh, my!
As though, you haven't looked at her?
Do not play act, my love. - Hmm.
Naughty boy! - Hmm.
Hail the Goddess! Hail the Goddess! Hail the Goddess!
Malati, can you get me another cup of tea?
Brother. - Hmm?
What should I cook today?
Cooking? That is,
something your madam will tell you.
Oh, okay. - Sumi! Sumi!
Sumi! Sumi!
Here, Here I am. Tell me. - Madam.
What? - Malati.
Malati. Madam.
Madam, what should I cook today, sponge gourd or pointed gourd?
On your first day in this house, you have picked up a pointed gourd?
Oh, my! Brother-in-law?
The sort of things you say.
I wouldn't wish that on my enemy.
What I was asking is, what do you like to eat?
Sponge gourd or pointed gourd?
Oh, actually, in the afternoons,
he doesn't eat vegetables.
However, at night you may... - Ah!
If you prepare lentils and rice, I can eat vegetables at noon also.
I suggest, you cook the pointed gourd.
Madam, you will eat pointed gourd, won't you?
What? - Pointed gourd?
No, I don't eat rice at noon.
I prefer to eat a salad.
Salad. You mean,
leafy greens? - Yes.
Yes.
Leafy greens and chicken.
Okay, I'll cut some for you.
Brother, then I'll prepare, rice, lentils,
pointed gourd and fish curry, for you.
I saw there is some Rohu and Parshe fish in the refrigerator.
Let me slow cook the Rohu for you with mustard paste.
Tomorrow I will prepare the Parshe fish with nigella seeds.
As you say. As long as the food is tasty.
The things you say, brother.
After eating food prepared by this Malati,
old men also lick their fingers and fall asleep.
Just try the food once.
I will. I will.
You will eat pointed gourd curry for your afternoon meal?
One must encourage them, Sumi. - Hmm?
She wants to cook.
How can I not encourage her? You hold this.
Come on!
What?
Ah! What an awesome aroma.
I am sure it will taste equally good.
Please, eat. Here, let me give you some lentils soup.
The lentils soup. - Yes.
Give. Give me some more.
That's it. That's it. That's it.
Wow! That, rice and lentils soup can taste so good...
The last time I felt this way, was when mother cooked for me.
Malati. - Yes?
You know, I am also hungry.
Oh, yes. I completely forgot.
Brother, have the fish. - Yeah.
Hmm. Fish.
Some more, mother.
Wait, wait... - Hey, so you have come?
What is mother doing? Oh, she is sanitising the daughter?
It is because of mothers like you,
daughters day cards sell more then the mother’s day cards.
Keep quiet. - Don't talk rubbish.
Go, and sanitise yourself first.
Here, let me sanitise your face first.
Rono, don't create trouble.
Your sister has come home after a long time. - Oh, yes.
Don't make any trouble!
Because causing all sorts of trouble is your daughter's forte. - Hey!
Better go back soon, okay?
What is all this, Rono?
Your sister has come home after so long and,
you are asking her to leave? - I am not saying this without reason.
I have just come from outside. Public transport is scarce today.
You will understand when you won't be able to go back.
Do what you will! I am leaving.
Yes, mother. Rono is right.
Okay, fine. Now, just sit in peace for a while.
Let me get some sweets for you.
Uff! After so long!
Oh, dear! It's so hot.
Uff! Oh! - Take.
I managed to save these from Rono.
Thank you. Mother. - Have them.
'Naru.'
What was that? - You threw a pebble, and I threw a stone.
So, when are you leaving?
Hey, why are you so desperate to have me out of the house?
I am not doing anything. There is a lockdown outside.
You may or may not get a cab while going.
Besides, you have to go home and cook.
So, just go back soon.
I used to go back soon, but not any longer.
Now,
I have hired a cook at home.
A good cook? What is that?
Take a look.
Oh, dear!
Who is this?
Is she your new friend?
Why would she be my friend?
She is our new twenty-four hour house help.
Is she a house help? - Yes.
If she joined a beauty contest, she would've been crowned Ms Jadavpur.
I am also from Jadavpur. How can she become one, with me here?
Huh, you are no longer from Jadavpur.
Now, you are from Hazra.
I can understand your smart Alec comment, huh.
Get this into your head.
This house is mine.
This pillow is mine, so is this bed. Everything belongs to me.
While leaving, carry the pillow with you.
But before that,
send me your house help’s picture on WhatsApp to me. - Hmm?
Listen, sister. Be careful. Last week, Dutta uncle,
went off on a holiday with his house help.
And there goes, Deepu. So, what about Tito?
Hey, you! Today I will thrash you.
Hey, sister, wake up! Hey!
Hey, sister! - Hey, Rono.
Why don't you let the girl sleep in peace? Why wake her?
Oh, dear! What makes you think your daughter doesn't live in peace?
She has married such a handsome guy.
Ranabir Banerjee has an awesome fate.
Stop talking rubbish and just go out. - Okay, I am leaving.
But don't call me, if you don't get a cab. Okay?
Go out, I said.
Mother!
- Coming.
Mother. - Yes, what's wrong?
Mother, it is eight 'o' clock.
Why didn't you wake me up? - You were sleeping.
I didn't feel like disturbing you.
Mother India's heart was crying for you, dear.
What are you looking at? App cab?
I told you… You won't get a cab.
Hey, Rono, get her a cab.
Sorry, I cannot.
Hey, the girl has to go home. - I had already warned you.
I can't do anything. No way. Impossible.
Hey, Sumi. - Hmm?
Listen, do one thing.
Why don't you stay back tonight? - What?
Yes. You can leave tomorrow, early in the morning.
Listen, I am cooking your favourite for dinner, 'luchi and 'alur dom.'
Think about it.
Okay, fine.
But I must inform Tito about this. - Yes, yes,
call him and talk to him.
Okay. - Let me give him a call.
Hello. I was just about to call you.
Where are you? When will you come?
Hey, I fell asleep.
Listen, I can't see a single APP cab.
And mother is also asking me to stay back here.
I will come home in the morning.
Finally, this woman has made a sensible statement.
You must stay back.
And listen, if you don't get a cab tomorrow, I'll pick you on my bike.
Will you be able to stay alone?
If I cannot, Mashima is there for me.
Listen, ask Malati to prepare a good meal for you.
Eat well and then go to sleep.
With Malati? - Hey, don't talk nonsense.
I'll give you a tight slap.
Hey, Tito. I love you. - Love you too.
Bye, bye. - Bye.
"Mashima." - Sumi, dear.
Mashima. Good morning.
Yes. A very good morning.
Had you gone out? - "Mashima."
Yes, I had gone to...
No, no, that's fine. I don't need to know where you went.
You did not sleep last night?
Oh, just that...
But, dear, I talk from experience,
you mustn't stay up at night, without sleeping.
Just look at the condition of your face.
Mashima. May I ask you a question?
Last night, did Malati, - Huh?
go to your house to work?
Not at night. She came in the evening.
She came in the evening, cooked and then,
she went upstairs to sleep. - What do you mean by upstairs?
"Mashima." - To her room, upstairs.
Oh.
I feel so sad for the girl. Poor thing.
She is unmarried.
Now, all she can do is sleep. Let her sleep.
Weren't you at home, last night?
Yes, I was.
No, I just came in.
Alright. Alright. Alright.
Okay then. - I'll take your leave, Mashima.
See you. - Hmm.
"Mashima.'
Oh, my! Madam. You are very late.
You went yesterday and have come today?
Yes, I had gone home.
Home?
But this is your home. - Mm. Hmm.
This is my husband's house and I had gone to my father's house.
You have two houses in Kolkata city?
Oh, wow! May I get you some juice, madam? - No.
No. - Then may I cook something for you?
You don't have to do anything. Please can you step aside?
Then I will be able to come inside.
Yes, please, come in. This is your house.
Hey, Tito, tell me clearly.
Why did Mashima ask me,
whether I slept properly at night?
How would I know that?
What do you mean, how would you know?
I was not at home last night.
But you and Malati were.
Then why did she ask me this question?
You have lost your mind.
Listen, from her room downstairs,
Mashima can hear the bed creak, upstairs.
Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Last night my,
pen drive fell from my hands.
It went under the bed. To take it out,
I had to push the bed. And that is what she heard.
Hey, don't lie to me. Just don't tell lies.
This is so strange!
I have a feeling, I have to leave the house, and this world!
Isn't a man allowed to pull his bed?
I know everything. Rono told me. - What?
Dutta uncle in the next neighbourhood,
he eloped with his house help.
Oh, mother! Oh, mother! Please, come to my rescue.
Listen, first of all, he is an uncle,
and that's why he has eloped with someone.
And if I have to run away,
I will take you and Malati, both.
Malati will cook and we will eat.
Tito, I am very serious.
Even, I am very serious.
Wait a minute. Forgive me, please.
And,
even if you can't forgive me, forgive Dutta uncle.
Tell me, Malati.
Hello.
The light has gone out in the dining room.
I know an electrician. Should I call him?
Since you know him, call him. Okay, Malati.
Okay, madam.
Did you see, it’s been one day since the girl has come to our house.
She has started looking after everything.
And you, I have been telling you for so long,
Tito, the geyser switch in the bathroom has gone kaput.
Take a look. You did not even react.
Look at Malati and learn something.
Make sure you wash your hands and face properly. Okay?
Go! - Hmm.
Go.
Malati. - Yes?
is it not done yet? - No, madam.
It'll be done soon. - Ask him to finish it fast.
You all go and sit in the room.
I will prepare coffee for you.
Yes, of course.
Ask him to wear a mask while working.
And you also wear a mask. - Sure.
How long will it take?
Ten minutes.
A... And wear your mask. Madam just said so.
Darn! - Wear your mask.
Okay.
Okay? - Hmm.
Leave me.
What if someone spots us?
Oh, hell! My wife. My only wife.
My only lawfully wedded wife.
I cannot touch her. I have to leave her!
Which law mentions this, Malati? - Not law, but there is a fine.
Fine? Tell me how much do I have to pay?
Fifty, hundred, two-hundred? How much? Tell me?
Deepu, you cannot pay this fine with money. - Hmm?
I will lose this job. - So what?
If you lose one, you will get ten other jobs.
If you lose one, you will get ten! Indeed!
What work was I doing all this while? Huh?
I was unemployed for so long. I have got a job after so many days.
What will we eat, if I lose this job?
Hey, we will figure something out.
You will earn some and I will earn some. We will manage.
You will earn some and I will earn some. We will manage! Huh!
You sell stuff for black,
and take up odd electrician's jobs. - Hmm.
How can we manage with what you earn?
That may not work,
but this will work.
Huh!
Who is that?
Madam! - Oh!
Move, move, move aside. - Who is it?
Who is out there?
Give me a cup of tea.
Hey, just wait.
I think, Malati has gone downstairs.
Malati!
Hey, Malati! - Hey, you better leave.
Madam is calling me. You leave or she will see you.
Do you have to go whenever she calls out?
You have quite a set up here.
Look at me. They threw me out of the garage the day before last,
and ever since...
hey, I stayed over at Phatka's house yesterday.
But how can I stay there every day?
I am leaving?
Is that room on the terrace only for me?
Sneak in at night.
Hey. Huh.
Tito.
Hey, Tito. Do you hear me?
Tell me?
I think something is amiss. You know?
If you think something is not right, for sure, something is wrong.
By the way, what are you referring to? - There you go!
Why don't you ever take, anything I say, seriously?
Okay, tell me. Tell me.
Do you know what I feel? Malati,
was downstairs, talking to someone in whispers.
With whom?
How would I know that?
Are you sure it was Malati? - No.
I am not so sure.
Wow!
Then why are you talking rubbish?
It may have been Malati, She was probably talking on the phone.
What if there was someone?
Someone may have come here to meet Malati.
Doesn't that girl have any privacy in this house?
Oh, dear! Who am I talking to?
I see your sympathy for her is spilling out? - Ah!
Oh! Now, I get it.
This is the result of the chicken and rice, she served at noon?
I know, I know. I know, everything.
But the issue is,
that thing about Dutta uncle,
has put my mind at work. - Ah!
I will rest only after I find a solution to this.
Hey, just go from here.
Were you calling me, madam?
Hey, listen.
Malati. - Hmm?
Were you...
Were you talking to someone, downstairs?
M... M... Me?
Why? N... No... No.
I was not at home.
I had... I had gone to the shop.
I went to buy soda for Mashima.
Soda? - Hmm.
You are acting as if you don't know why Mashima needs soda.
Hey, I know, why she needs it.
I know that she drinks.
But that she mixes soda and has it in style...
I could never have imagined that. - Ah! What is it to you?
Mashima can have soda the way she likes.
Since I don't have it, I have no interest in all that.
Malati. Please, do me a favour. - Yes?
Please, get me a cup of tea. Milk tea.
I'll get it for you right away, brother.
Hey, Tito, I am a hundred per cent sure,
there was someone down there. - That is your imagination.
Hey, I can lose a bet!
Did you hear a female voice? - Huh!
Yes. It was a whisper.
You have stayed in this house for so long,
and you don't know this? - What is it?
Oh, my! Mashi talks to herself at night.
Ah! Why are you gossiping?
Hey, wait. Let me hear what she has to say.
Hey, Malati. Carry on. - Yes, I'll tell you.
Mashi, every day, at night,
talks to uncle's photograph. - Huh!
And Mashima told me,
uncle is actually present in that room. - Huh!
And he speaks to Mashi. - What?
Hmm. - Oh, my goodness! Hey, Tito! Tito!
I am scared. I have goosebumps. What will happen now?
But I am fine.
Hey, you will also have goosebumps.
First, come. Go and see.
Then you will get the goosebumps. - Huh! I can't.
Tito don't do this to me.
Please, come. - Leave my hand. I have work.
Come, come, come, please come. - I can't go. I have important work.
Please. Hey, hey, you can work later. - Sumi, please.
If you are alive, you can work later. - Try to understand.
There is a ghost in the house. Do you understand? - Hey, I... I...
Come. Tito, come with me.
Can I wear my glasses? - Hold me tight.
Hold me tight. Hold me tight. - Okay, fine, come on.
Hey, I am here. - Hold me tight, Tito. Come on.
"Mashima."
Why did you leave me alone in this empty house?
Why did you leave me alone?
Do you remember?
How you would secretly make a drink,
hide it from my in-laws,
and make me,
drink at one go? - Wait, let me see, how she drinks?
Instead of drinking like this,
that experience was so much better.
It was so much fun.
Oh, dear! Dear!
You have finished your drink?
Oh! Oh! My!
Do you want another drink?
I'll make one for you.
I know,
you loved to drink, my dear.
You would drink, drink and drink.
Lokkhi.
Lokkhi mashi would,
prepare snacks for you. - Oh! Huh!
Oh, my! - Come on, let's go.
And while preparing that snack,
Lokkhi mashi,
destroyed my,
household.
Come on, have it.
Have it.
"Mashima."
What do I do, mother?
This is a haunted house!
Hey, Sumi, I think this is happening because of the corona.
Hey, mother, I am hungry. Give me something to eat. I have to go out.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
Sumi. Hey, Sumi, listen. Do one thing.
You arrange a 'Satyanarayan puja,' at home. Understood?
Organise the 'Satyanarayan puja,' it really helps in such situations.
Is that so, mother? - Yes.
Alright. Okay, okay, fine. Fine.
Then let me go and suggest this to Tito, huh?
What are you saying, Sumi? 'Satayanarayan?'
Yes, 'Satayanarayan.'
Something happened, you saw something and,
heard something? For that you wish to organise prayer at home?
I will do it! Of course, I will. - Hey, this is strange.
That is why I say, everyone must study science.
Only then can you get rid of these unscientific thoughts.
Hey, can you use science to shoo away a ghost from the house?
Hey, where is the ghost?
Okay, Sumi, tell me something?
If there is a ghost, why should it only stay on the second floor?
If it’s here, then it will be on the third floor also.
It will be on the first floor as well. Where is the ghost? Ghost?
Ghost? I cannot see it. - I don't want to see it.
Because I don't want to see it,
that is why I want to organise prayer at home? Got it?
No, I haven't understood. You have lost your mind.
Eat something. And sit quietly. - Tito!
There are no ghosts, Sumi. - But I...
Ghosts are real.
Huh! - Who is that?
Oh!
Malati? - Hmm.
Come in. - Hmm.
You scared us.
Brother, your coffee.
Thank you. - And madam, this is for you.
Madam is right, brother.
It is very good to organise prayer at home. - Ah!
Please, say yes.
Can it do any harm? I know a priest.
I will talk to him, he will perform the prayer.
And I will prepare an offering of 'khichuri,'
and 'alur dom.'
Offering? - Hmm.
'Khichuri?' - Hmm.
'Alur dom?' - 'Dom.'
Okay, fine. Then, see what you can do.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I was talking to you about organising the prayer for so long,
you did not respond?
And you gave your consent when Malati spoke about the prayer?
You spoke about the prayer but Malati spoke about the offering.
There is a difference.
You wouldn't understand. - Shame, shame, shame.
Tito!
Yeah. Yeah, tell me?
Can you do something?
I can do whatever you say? Will I get paid?
You are already sucking alcohol out of mashi.
You will get cash here. Can you do it?
I can do anything for cash. Just tell me what needs to be done.
Listen. - Hmm.
Priest. - Hmm?
What I was saying is? You have become,
a priest at such a young age?
Sumi. - Huh.
What do you mean?
Ah! Huh! No problem.
Yes, madam. My father was a great priest.
He used to perform the Durga puja at the Laha house. - Oh!
And now, things have come to this? - What can I do, brother?
Survival takes precedence over devotion.
After all, one has to eat to survive.
Malati. - Yes, madam.
Just go and check on the 'khichuri.' - Sure.
It would be nice if the 'khichuri,' turns out well.
But why do you care for the ' khichuri,' priest?
You don't eat anything at your client's house.
Why, of course, I eat. - Hmm?
I eat. - Hmm.
You... Haven't you taken an oath?
After that, you don't eat anything anywhere, right?
Oh, I don't eat. I had completely forgotten.
I don't eat. Huh.
Okay, fine. Why don't you start with the prayer now?
Yes, yes, of course.
Hey! - Ahem.
Where are you, dear, Sumi? - "Mashima!"
Dear, Sumi! - Mashi.
So, auntie, you have a backache.
Here, you can sit on this. - Oh, my! Just look at her.
Alright.
So?
So? You didn't sleep last night?
No, no, Mashima.
We slept very well, last night.
Hmm? - Yes.
Both of us slept well, last night.
Mashima, you on the contrary look like,
as if, you could not sleep last night?
Did you have a visitor, last night? - Hmm?
To my place?
Who will visit me, dear?
Malati is the only one who visits me. That's it.
But you did not tell us that, uncle comes to meet you at night?
Hmm. Did you say something, dear, Sumi?
Ma... Ma... Mashima.
Why don't you separate the basil leaves?
Should I separate basil leaves? - Yes.
Priest. - Yes?
Please, start. - Yes, right away.
Hail the Goddess! Let's begin.
Draped in white with a pearl necklace. - What?
You carry the 'bina.' - Wait, wait, wait.
Priest, is this,
the prayer for 'Satyanarayan puja?'
Yes, exactly! No, I am a bit hard of hearing.
But I clearly heard that,
he is reciting the 'Saraswati puja prayer.'
Oh, I made a slight mistake.
I opened page number 65 instead of 56.
That confusion between 5 and 6, and 6 and 5. - Hmm!
May I begin? - Hmm.
Hail, Vishnu. - Please, have the offering, once the prayer is over.
Hail, lord Vishnu.
Hey. - Hmm?
Hand me the flower.
Hey! Why are you touching her? Huh?
You are touching her under the pretence of asking for flowers?
What is this nonsense? Is he a priest?
Ma... Ma... Mashi.
He was simply asking for flowers.
Flowers. Flowers. Yes, flowers. - Flowers.
I saw for myself.
He touched you. Hey!
He made a mistake, Mashi.
He is a young boy. - Yes.
Please, forgive him. - Yes, forgive me.
Child? - Yes.
Boy. - Is he a child?
Boy. - If he is a child,
then our Tito hasn't taken birth yet!
Yes, I am a boy. - Ah! Okay.
It's alright Mashima. Let it go. - I am a young boy.
Huh. - Now, please start the prayer.
From a distance. From a distance. From a distance.
- From a distance.
Don't touch.
Flower. Flower. Flower.
Hey! Hurry up! - There!
[Mumbling]
The giver of all.
[Mumbling]
Hail the Lord! Salutations to the lord Satyanarayan.
The girl has worked magic with the offering.
You are very lucky to have a house help like her.
That's true, mother. But mother...
I am not sure about Malati's,
ways and character.
Why? Why do you say that?
I saw her. During the prayer ceremony,
the way she was eyeing the priest.
And the priest was also stealing looks at her.
What are you saying? Huh?
A priest is like a divine person.
You mustn't say such things about him.
Hey, mother. I am telling you the truth.
I have seen for myself.
Ever since I have heard about Dutta uncle's fiasco,
I am very worried about Tito.
How did you come to know about Dutta uncle?
I am sure Rono told you?
The boy has no brains.
Rono! Rono! - What is it?
What happened? - Hey!
Why did you tell Sumi about Dutta uncle?
What? What matter?
Oh! Last time he was caught
buying drinks in black, during the lockdown?
No, not that.
That thing about Dutta uncle and Tipi.
Who doesn't know about it? Everyone from Osama to Obama is aware of it.
I felt Sumi should know. So, I told her.
What is that you have in your hand? Let me see?
'Khichuri,' the offering. - ' khichuri,' the offering.
'Khichuri,' the offering? Have you prepared it?
I am sure, it tastes like the offering, mother prepares...
Not me, Malati.
Awesome. She is like the chef of the town.
Now, I get it, why Dutta uncle,
eloped with the house help, instead of his wife.
Hey, listen if Tito runs off with Malati, I won't blame him.
Mother! - Rono!
Mother! You bring a beautiful and talented house help at home,
and when the problem arises, you will seek mother's help!
That won't do.
This is fate. Who can challenge it?
Hey! I'll give you a tight slap! - Hey!
Naughty boy. - Stop this childishness, Sumi.
It is time for you to go home.
Spend some time with your husband and look after him.
Times are not so good. Have you understood?
Listen.
Hereafter, when you enter the house,
open the door with your key.
Quietly. Do not ring the bell.
Make sure you remember this. Have you understood? - Hmm.
Brother. Please, go to your room.
I am going to clean this room.
Ah! Yes, I am going.
Ah! Huh!
Oh, my! What just happened?
Don't worry. It's okay.
No, no. It's not fine. Please, take off your shirt right now.
I will wash it clean and iron it.
If you keep it on, you will catch a cold.
No, no, you needn't do all that, Malati. - No, no!
Please, take off your shirt right now, and give it to me.
Take off the shirt. - Oh, okay. Fine.
I'll just give it to you.
Take it off quickly. - Yes.
Tito!
Sumi.
You are home?
Look, I spilled water on myself!
I can see that! - Madam, you please, sit down.
I'll prepare coffee for you.
Hmm.
Deepu!
Hey, Deepu!
"You called out,"
"and I am here."
"I risked my life to come to you."
Enough! Actually, Deepu.
You sing so well,
and your voice sounds better at night.
No, dear, my voice sounds better when I see you.
Enough. Now, sit here.
Look, what I have got for you.
What is this?
Garlic paste.
Actually, today my brother,
spilled water on himself.
So, I thought of giving brother, some garlic paste.
Your brother is quite a colourful guy.
One of these days I will give him good. - Hey!
Hey! Haven't I told you,
not to talk nonsense about my brother.
My brother is such a good man.
He didn't want to take off that wet shirt.
Rather, I forced him. - What?
You mean, your brother was standing without clothes,
and you were standing there with his shirt?
No, he wasn't without clothes.
Oh, he was wearing something? - No.
He was wearing a vest. A Sando vest.
Sa? Sa?
When I wear a sando vest,
then you think, I look like a scarecrow.
And when it came to that brother, you stood there and gaped at him?
Actually, you know what Deepu?
There is no comparison between you and my brother-in-law.
It's like comparing the moon to a moon-fish.
My dear, Malati.
The moon also has a black spot.
And I am not a moon fish.
I am a white pigeon. Have you understood?
And tell that brother-in-law of yours,
if he tries to mess with me,
I will teach him a lesson.
So, you will. - Hmm.
Do it later. - Hmm.
Now, come and sit here. - Hmm.
Hey, come and sit. - Hmm.
Hey, Deepu. - Hmm?
Deepu. - Hmm?
Meow!
- Woof!
Woof! - Meow!
Hmm! - Woof!
Woof! - Hmm!
Aren't you ashamed, Tito?
Why?
Are you play-acting? Hmm?
In this heat,
your wife comes home sweating,
and you hardly care?
You were busy acting Marlon Brando, with your Sando vest on,
and showing off your muscles to the house help?
Are you? Are you seriously doing this?
Are you taunting me about that matter, now?
Yes, dear, I am taunting you.
Should I not?
Wife comes home to see that the house help,
is standing with her husband's shirt in hand. Just like that!
The scene was like that of a young couple on fire,
or more like the climax of a B-grade cinema.
Okay, dear. I made a mistake. Please, forgive me.
This will never happen again.
Hereafter, even if my dress is wet,
I will keep the wet shirt on.
I will not take it off.
Yes, that is exactly, what you will do.
Then you will catch a cold, that will lead to a fever.
And then, that Malati will come,
and give you a nice body massage. Am I right?
I know everything. - You have gone mad.
Oh, so now, to get a divorce,
you will create this as a fresh ground? Right?
I know. I know everything.
When Dutta uncle eloped with Tipi,
and then... - Trust me.
I feel like drilling three holes on that Dutta's behind.
Don't bother me. Let me work.
Don't disturb.
Hmm. - What?
I will start jogging from tomorrow.
Jogging?
Are you alright, Sumi?
We must maintain our health.
You will also come with me. - Do we need to go jogging for that?
I also have to go?
Goodnight.
Oh, dear! I am done!
Hey, wait, Sumi. - Hurry up.
Hey, Sumi. Wait. Sumi.
Sumi, I can't do this. - Hey, what happened?
I can't do it. - Are you so easily exhausted?
Listen. - What?
The person who put the idea of jogging into your head,
give me that person's number. I will call and give them good.
Hey, listen, after we wake up in the morning,
the two of us have nothing to do.
So, from now on, the two of us will go jogging together.
This is how we will spend time together.
Who told you, we have nothing to do in the morning? We have a lot to do.
We need to complete our sleep.
And that is enough. - Don't talk nonsense.
Come on. Let's see how much time is left?
I can't do this, dear. - Another half an hour.
I really am very tired. - Come on, move it.
I can't do it. - Come on, Tito.
Fast. - Half an hour?
Tito, fast. - That means, eighteen hundred seconds.
Tito! Tito! Tito, come this side. Come here.
What happened? So, now are you tired?
Look at that. Hey, move aside, come here.
What? - Hey, look at that, Tito.
Isn't he the priest who came to our house to do 'Satyanarayan puja?'
Which man? - There he is.
He is smoking! Huh!
Hey, you are making a mistake. I don't think so.
Most importantly, why will the priest, walk around in that cap?
Hey! I am sure.
But... But why is the priest smoking?
What is it to you, Sumi?
Hey, a priest who doesn't eat offerings in his client's house,
can he stand on the street and smoke like this?
Just a minute.
Can you tell me, what are you trying to do?
Come on, let's check.
Come, come. Hey, hey, hey! - Sumi, where are you going?
We don't know who is he? - Hey, hey!
Hey, Sumi! - Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! - Oh, dear!
Oh, my God! Huh!
Where did you come from?
How did you come? How did you come?
Take this.
Give it to me.
You could have warned me that you will kill me like this. - Hmm?
What have I done?
Can you see?
I am drenched in sweat.
And yet you are not letting me sit in an air-conditioned room?
I would have taken you to the air-conditioned room.
But when madam and brother-in-law come,
they will come to know. - That's true.
Why should you take me to the AC room?
That's for the rich. - Hmm.
Why are you talking like that?
One day, we will also have money.
We will have an AC, a fridge.
We will have a coloured television. - And I will have a wife.
Huh, what? - No. Nothing.
Nothing.
By the way, don't your madam and brother-in-law have anything to do?
They have gone out jogging on the road, early in the morning.
And they had to go exactly, where I was standing!
You must avoid going towards the market for a while.
They frequent that place very often - Huh?
How was I supposed to know that?
Listen, do one thing. Take off your shirt and give it to me.
What are you saying, Malati?
Before your madam and brother-in-law come? - Stop!
Look at his passion!
If you keep that wet shirt on,
you will catch a cold and you will fall sick.
Take it off and give it to me.
I will wash it and return it tonight.
Should I go home without a shirt? - Wait, let me see.
People feel scared if they see my muscles.
Here, wear this.
Where did you get a man's shirt from?
It belongs to brother-in-law, right? - Hmm.
What I am saying is... Listen.
You better leave, now.
Madam and brother-in-law may come in any moment now.
Yes, I got it! - So that is why...
You are shooing me off! You are shooing me off! Fine, I'll leave!
I'll go away. This is your brother-in-law's shirt!
I'll go away. I'll leave!
I am leaving! I am leaving! - Yes.
Hey, I did not mean that.
Huh!
Oh, dear, mother! - Hey, hey, hey!
Who are you?
Oh, dear, I did not introduce myself.
I am Ritam. Ritam Sen.
You were carrying a bag of groceries.
I somehow felt that you were finding it hard to carry it.
So, I was about to,
call a autorickshaw for you,
and I bumped into you and fell.
Actually, I was so shocked.
Yes. - Hmm.
The way you pushed me.
Ideally, I should have fainted.
But the exact opposite happened. You fell senseless.
All your neighbours came out,
and told me, this is your house.
I made an effort to carry you,
back here.
Now, will you tell me, why did you faint?
Look behind you.
No, no.
On the wall behind you.
Oh!
What? - Hmm.
He looks like me? - My husband.
Ajatshatru Mitra.
It’s been ten years since he passed away.
He looks like the spitting image of me? - Yes.
And? - That moustache.
He has it, but you don't. - What?
Moustache. Have you shaved it? - No, no, no,
I have never kept a moustache. - Oh?
Salman, Sharukh...
they never had a moustache and so I don't have one either.
And your style of dressing.
He was a bit old fashioned.
I see, you are very modern.
Which one looks better?
I like,
Deb better than,
Uttam Kumar. - Oh! Yes!
"Let’s romance each other a bit."
I can't handle this anymore. - Oh, my, brother-in-law.
You are drenched in sweat. - Huh!
From the tea shop in the market,
to this house,
your madam made me run.
And you say, I mustn't sweat after that?
Brother-in-law does so much at home.
And yet, you made brother-in-law run like this, madam?
He has to run.
Hereafter, he has to go jogging every day.
Huh? - Whatever.
Brother-in-law, may I get you some lemonade?
Huh? - Yes.
She is a very talented girl.
I see, her talent comes out only to impress the brother-in-law!
And this madam, I suppose is just back from the spa?
Ah! I will share half a glass with you, Sumi.
I don't care.
Brother-in-law, lemonade for you.
Thank you. - Madam.
You will have green tea?
Brother-in-law, I have prepared piping-hot 'poha,'
for breakfast today.
Pilaf made with soaked flattened rice flakes. - He doesn't eat.
He doesn't eat 'poha' at all. - Hmm!
Who told you that, I don't eat, 'poha?'
I don't eat poorly prepared, 'poha.'
I will surely eat if it tastes good. You may get it, Malati. - Sure.
I'll just get it for you, brother-in-law.
And you hold this. - Huh?
Please.
"You are as good as my mother." - What?
"I walk alone on this path."
"You are as good as my mother."
Yeah, tell me. What happened?
What do I tell you, mother?
Do you know, your son-in-law is getting out of hand.
Why? What happened, now?
A boy who has never touched flattened rice in his life,
he is now more than eager to eat, 'poha,'
prepared by Malati.
What are you saying? This does not bode well.
You tell me, mother, if I suspect him after this,
will I be making a mistake?
Finally, Malati and Tito!
No, Sumi, this doesn't sound right.
Honestly, after I heard about Dutta uncle, I have been tense.
Hey, Rono! Keep quiet! Don't talk rubbish!
Your sister is in trouble and you are joking around?
Hey, I am serious. Tito's case is becoming problematic.
Hey, listen. Should I come to your place?
Let me investigate the matter?
Yes, Rono. You come over. Come over.
If you can catch your brother-in-law, red-handed,
then I will buy you a mobile phone.
Hey, we will see about that later. Let me solve your problem, first.
Come over, brother. Come. - Yeah, okay.
Malati.
I am coming.
So, Malati.
How far have you studied?
Me? - Hmm.
I studied in my village school.
Up to class four. - Hmm.
Is that so? - Yes.
Nice. So, I am sure you can sign your name?
Why just my signature, brother-in-law,
we were taught how to sketch in school.
They taught us music. Rabindra sangeet.
What are you saying? Can you sing Rabindra sangeet?
Well... Just... You know...
In that case, sing a Rabindra sangeet for me. - Huh?
I haven't heard one in ages. Sing.
What happened? Sing.
Sumi keeps humming to herself.
Does that mean she is Lata Mangeshkar? Sing. - Huh!
So, should I sing, then? - Hmm.
"You are a cluster of clouds in the evening sky."
"I have sought you, all my life."
"It is you who fills my empty sky."
"With the sweet fancies of my mind,"
"I have conjured you up."
"You are mine, you are mine."
Yeah, Sumi. tell me? - Hey! Where are you?
I am on my way. Give me two minutes, I'll be there in five!
Hey, come soon.
Malati is singing a Rabindra sangeet for your brother-in-law!
Oh, God! Listen, listen, listen.
Don't over react just because she is singing.
I am coming. Just chill!
Come soon.
Oh! Malati. I am just coming.
Who are you?
Brother.
Brother? Whose brother?
Sister's brother.
And who is this sister?
Whoever she is, it’s not you.
Rono.
Why are you standing there? Come inside.
Madam, who is he?
He is my brother, Rono.
You are madam's brother?
Whose brother can I be, tell me?
Oh, my!
Why are you addressing me like that?
I am the cook of the house.
I have tasted your cooking, Malati.
Hey, Rono.
Do you also, know my name?
Madam talks about you all day.
Rono. Come inside.
Malati, cook something special today.
I love to eat.
Oh, dear! You are like brother-in-law.
Fine, I will make such special dishes for you,
that you will end up licking your fingers.
Rono!
Come inside!
Malati. - Huh?
Excuse me. - Yes.
Why were you talking so much? Get inside.
Oh, wow! Nothing has changed.
I have come to your house after so long.
Hey, why were you lingering at the door?
What were you doing at the door?
Hey, I was talking to Malati. You saw us.
Have you forgotten why I have asked you here?
No, I did not forget. That is why I was making conversation.
Should I not get to know the victim?
Victim? Who? That Malati?
Hey, I am the victim in this case.
What I am doing?
I mean... What I am about to do?
After that Malati is the one who shall be the victim, right?
Oh! - So, I have to get to know her by making conversation.
So, what did you make of her?
She is beautiful.
What? - I mean smart. She is very smart.
Brother! Do something!
I will have to do it. Where is Tito?
He has gone to the grocery store. - Yes, this is a good opportunity.
I'll just peep into the kitchen.
I will have to dig a bit deeper into the matter.
Yes, you are right.
I will also go to the kitchen. Let's go. - Hey,
where are you off to?
Wait. I maybe Sherlock Holmes,
but you don't try to be Watson. You won't be able to do it.
So, leave it on me.
Chill! Chill! - Huh!
Malati. - Hmm?
Oh, dear. Why have you come in here?
What do you want? I will bring it for you.
Why did you come in here? - I want a glass of water,
and a promise.
Promise?
You must give me your word, Malati.
What is it?
The way I address you,
you also, please, don't address me as a brother.
Please.
What are you saying?
How... How can that be?
You are madam's brother.
You are a gentleman. - Then call me, Babu.
Rono Babu or Babu Rono, whatever you like.
Thank you.
So, Malati. What are you cooking for lunch?
'Luchi' and 'alur dom.'
Wow! Fantastic!
Hey, my mother simply cannot cook great 'alur dom.'
Oh, my! It is very easy to prepare 'alur dom.'
This is the Sunrise 'alur dom' spice mix.
That's all you need to prepare fantastic 'alur dom.'
Wow! 'alur dom,' the perfect meal!
Rono!
Malati, why not cook some sweetened rice pudding, also?
Consider it done. - Hey, Rono!
Your brother-in-law is home.
See you later. Bye.
Hey, brother-in-law! What's up? All good?
Hey, Rono, you have come after so long. That's enough.
Hey, I was missing you, so I dropped in. - Well done.
And now that you have come, I will treat you to some great food.
Our Malati is a divine cook.
Oh! brilliant! She is beautiful and...
Ah! - Brother-in-law!
You are home and,
madam did not even give you a glass of water?
There you go. Have some water.
Wait! You are completely drenched?
Do one thing. Give me the bag and take off your shirt.
Open the shirt right now. - Malati!
Weren't you in the kitchen?
Weren't you cooking? - Yes.
Go and cook. Go!
I will take care of that shirt.
And the water? - You go.
I will give him the water later. You may go!
Hey, were you running? Why are you sweating so profusely?
Hey, don't mention it.
I forgot to tell you when I saw Rono. I went to the market.
While coming back from the market, I noticed,
that man who looks like the priest...
Hey, that man.
Yes. - Yes, sir.
No, no, sir. It will be done.
Please give me two days. Of course, sir.
Yes, sir. I will do it.
Hey! Hey, listen. Hey!
I told you earlier,
that priest smokes, 'bidis.'
You did not believe me.
Hey, Sumi, what sort of a house is this?
The landlady drinks whisky, the priest smokes 'bidis.'
Is this a house or a lounge bar?
Hey! Just keep quiet!
You always talk too much!
Hey, Malati. - Yes.
Tell me the truth.
Does that priest smoke 'bidi?'
Hey, how would she know?
She is the one who will know. She brought him here.
So, she should know. Come on, speak up!
Madam, I have never seen him smoke a 'bidi.'
Hey, then he doesn't smoke 'bidis.' Forgive him.
Hey, even if he does smoke, is it a crime?
Listen Sumi, I followed the man because you told me to.
Maybe, he was a look-alike.
Yes, that's true.
So, Malati does the priest have a brother? Do you know?
Yes, he has a brother.
Our priest has a twin brother.
The person you saw, is Kanu Ghosh.
And our priest's name is, Panu... Ghosh.
Panu?
The priest's name is Panu?
The priest's title is Ghosh? Huh?
No, the priest's mother's title is Ghosh.
And the priest's father is a Bhattacharjee. - Hmm.
Yes, of course. The priest did mention,
that his father performed prayers at the Laha house.
Okay, fine. Malati. - Hmm?
You go and do your work in the kitchen.
Yes. - Go.
And you also, go and freshen up. Go. - Hmm.
I'll just take a round of the kitchen.
Come, come. Come here. Hurry up!
Come, come, come, come.
What happened? - Your brother-in-law is not in the room.
This is your chance to play the detective.
Didn't you say, you will look for proof? Go ahead and look.
See, if you can find something. - Yes. Yes.
Good idea. - Yes, take a look.
Hey, hey, hey. Don't open that.
What happened? I will have to search if I need to find proof?
Rono, there are certain things in a couple's room,
that are not meant for other people's eyes.
Okay, fine.
Can I open this? - Yes. Hurry up!
Have you found something?
Hey, Sumi! - What is it?
Let me see. Give it to me.
Tito!
What happened? Have dacoits attacked our house?
Where were you all this while?
Malati had called me.
She has cooked mutton. I went to taste it.
It is delicious. Why were you calling me?
What is this? Where did this come from?
Whose picture is this?
I will not ask you these questions, Tito.
I just have one question for you?
Why does the image in this photo look so much like Malati?
What happened?
Why are you quiet?
Hey!
She is another form of Malati.
She takes different forms at different times...
Just like the Goddess Durga.
So, brother-in-law, when did this photo shoot take place? Hmm?
Twelve years ago.
What?
You have known Malati for,
twelve years? - This is not Malati.
She is Madhumita.
Who is Madhumita, brother-in-law?
He has quite a few secrets.
Who is this girl, Tito?
I was in love with Madhumita during my college days.
Later, we broke up.
And then you. There is nothing more to this.
And nothing? If there is nothing else then,
why do you still have this picture?
The book in which this picture was kept in,
was a gift from Madhu.
The book was with the rest of my books and the picture was inside.
Madhu? Your wife is standing in front of you,
and you are saying, Madhu? - I mean, Madhumita.
Look, I honestly, don't know, how and why the picture is still here.
I am telling you the truth. I swear on you, Sumi.
So, brother-in-law, I have just one question.
How is it that Madhu and Malati seem to have the same face?
I mean are they twins?
How can I say that? Tell me?
Only their fathers can tell you that.
Madhu and Malati.
"Madhumalati calls out to me..."
Now, I get it,
why do you love Malati's cooking so much?
Why do you lick your fingers after every meal.
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Tito! Amazing!
This is how you pay me back for my love?
Keep it.
Listen, I will drive that girl out of my house.
I will catch everyone red-handed at dusk today. - Ah.
No, no, no. You are free to eat the pilaf and mutton curry, today.
That ghost, the ghost's son and that girl's antics!
And then her outings with some jerk.
I will get them all.
Idiot!
Hey, brother-in-law.
What are you doing all alone?
I am not really alone.
Work and work.
Every day they pile a new project on me at work.
And they say, work from home.
I feel like, I may go crazy.
So, boss. - Hmm?
Tell me something? - Hmm.
Do you still have feelings for Madhumita?
Ah! What are you saying?
To tell you the truth.
Ever since I,
fell in love, and married your sister,
thoughts of another woman have never crossed my mind.
Isn't this a bit too much? Why shouldn't you think?
Just don't take the next step.
Fine. Fine, fine.
So.
Tell me something.
What is the story about Dutta uncle? - Oh, no!
Dutta uncle eloped with his house help, Tepi.
Hey, listen, the sort of person Dutta auntie is,
even if there was no one to elope with, I would have run off alone!
Wonderful!
Oh, wow! Wonderful!
The two of you it seems, have,
stretched the limits of nonsense to unimaginable heights.
A man, your father's age has eloped with his maidservant.
And the two of you are gossiping about it and having fun?
Wow! - Enjoy.
When did we enjoy, Sumi?
Dutta uncle is the one who had all the fun.
Exactly. - Hey!
You better not say a word.
You hide your ex-girlfriend's picture inside a book!
And you crush on a maidservant who looks just like her!
Hey, why are you digging up such an old issue? Sumi?
I don't understand the concept of old, Tito. - Stop!
What happened?
I clearly saw... - What?
A pair of legs went up. - Huh!
Huh! Rubbish. - No, no, it's not rubbish, brother.
I am telling you the truth. I swear on my mother.
Hey, Tito! Hey, Tito, someone has surely gone upstairs.
Whoever has gone up, I thank the person.
Because of this, you forgot your anger and clutched my hand.
Don't talk nonsense, and do something.
We will have to see. Don't worry.
Now that I am here. I will resolve the entire issue.
Follow me.
Oh, dear! No, no, no, no.
I will not go, Tito. I won't go. - No, no.
He is a young boy, we mustn't leave him to deal with this alone.
You come with me. Hey, come on. - Hey, there is a ghost.
There is no ghost. Come on. - Hey, don't do this to me.
Come on, I say. - I am scared.
Come on, I am there with you.
Come. - Leave me.
'Be careful!' - 'Hey, I have seen for myself.'
'Come, come, come.' - 'Ugh! Huh!'
'Keep quiet, I say.' - 'Hey, I am telling you, I saw someone.'
'Keep quiet!' - 'Darn!'
Hey! - Someone is coming.
Quickly. Go, go, go, go! - 'Quiet! Keep it low.'
[Indistinct chatter]
'Huh!' - 'Will you please, keep quiet?'
'Otherwise, Malati will feel scared. Quiet!'
'I won't go! I won't go!' - 'Come down, I say.'
'No!' - 'I am here, don't worry!'
'Let me go, Tito!' - 'Come on, let's see.'
What is this? You all are here? Please, come.
Yes. Ma... Ma... Malati. What I am saying is,
did someone come to this room or on the terrace?
In the room?
No... No. Who will come to my room?
I am feeling so privileged that you have come to my room.
Please sit down, sister.
Sister, has something happened?
Rono saw a foot coming upstairs towards the terrace.
Not one. Not one. A pair of feet.
A pair of feet came up to the terrace.
A pair of feet. - Hmm.
Oh, dear! But I was on the terrace a while ago.
But I did not see anyone come up here?
Does that mean? Does that mean, they were a ghost's feet?
Ah! - Ghost?
Yes, madam. It is possible.
Actually, madam.
Once in a while uncle...
Uncle comes up to the terrace, once in a while.
Who is uncle? - Mashima's husband.
Oh? - He passed away ten years ago.
But uncle's ghost is supposed to be sitting with Mashima and drinking?
Why would he come here?
Darn! Who cares what they have?
Ah! But why would a ghost walk?
A ghost will levitate in the air. - Correct. Point.
Malati. This... - Hmm?
You say that uncle walks around on the terrace,
so, don't you feel scared?
After all, your room is right here.
No, no. I don't feel scared any longer.
Initially, I would get goosebumps.
But now, I am used to it. You must come up here once in a while.
You will also, get over it.
After all, a ghost comes into existence when a human being dies.
And he was a human being. - Oh!
Why would he want to harm anyone?
Wow! What logic?
Sister, do one thing.
Why don't you stay up on the terrace tonight? - Yes.
What do you mean? Why should I stay on the terrace?
Hey, Tito, let's go back to our rooms. - No.
We will go to the room below us,
and check whether uncle is sitting and drinking with Mashima.
Come on. - What is the need? - Come on, I say.
Tito! Tito! Listen. - Come on. Come.
Hey, Tito.
Hey, let's just go to our room. - Malati.
Hmm?
You needn't be afraid.
I am here. - I am not feeling scared.
Though, there is one thing.
You say he came up through the stairs?
I don't think he took the stairs, he must have climbed up the tree.
Actually, our uncle,
loved to eat lemons.
So, I think he must have climbed up the lemon tree.
You mean, a lemon ghost?
Got it. - It is possible.
I better leave. - Yes.
Er... Ahem.
Hey, Rono, come! - Coming, Sumi.
Hey! hey, Deepu, come out.
Hey! Idiot! Come out. - Hmm.
Uff! - Sit. Sit. Sit.
There is another glass. Take it out.
Give, give, give. Pour me some.
Let me lighten my mind.
I hope no one will suddenly come up here?
No! None of them will come, this side today.
I have driven them crazy with the story of the ghost.
Okay. Good riddance.
What a relief.
I won't drink any more. - Hmm?
No, I won't be able to do home.
I will get into trouble on the road.
The police may stop me.
Because of that,
should we stop enjoying ourselves?
Have some more. Wait I'll pour you a drink.
No, I won't have any more.
I am already drunk. - Oh, my God!
Sumi. Hmm?
If I have any more,
I won't be...
I won't be able to walk. - Hmm.
Alright.
Then I will accompany you,
and drop you home. Okay?
Sumi.
Mashima, we want to leave this house.
Oh, my! Why?
What happened, dear? Why do you want to leave?
Are you facing some trouble here?
What is the problem? What happened? Tell me?
Is the mattress too hard? What is it? Tell me?
Hey, Sumi, can't you sleep properly in this house?
Hey, Rono. Be quiet.
Actually, Mashima.
One can still, live in a haunted house,
but how can we stay in a house,
that belongs to a ghost?
Where is the ghost? What are you saying?
I have stayed alone in this house after he died.
I have never seen a ghost?
No, he does come and have whisky with me.
But you cannot call him a ghost. - Huh!
Hey, Sumi, she is dangerous.
That is exactly what we are talking about, Mashima.
Yesterday, we saw uncle here. - Yes.
He was drinking. - Yes.
He was sucking a lemon.
Yesterday?
Did you see him yesterday?
No.
He wasn't here yesterday. - Huh!
Did you come here yesterday?
You could not see you but you made yourself visible to them?
Why? Why?
- Huh!
So many years have passed.
Why didn't you tell me that you love lemons?
Why didn't you tell me? Why? Why? - Hey, Sumi!
She is way more dangerous than, a ghost.
Listen, listen, listen.
Can you tell me where did you see him?
Please, tell me. Tell me. - Huh?
Last night, Mashima. - Huh?
We had come down.
Then we saw,
'If I have any more,' - 'Hmm?'
'I won't be able to walk.'
Oh, my God!
Hey, hey, hey! Is she mad or something?
What is it, Mashima? Why are you laughing?
I am laughing at your antics and your mental ability.
Okay, listen.
Since you have seen him,
then what was he wearing?
Shirt and a pant.
Then? - Then what?
Then what? - Then.
He did not wear anything but, 'kurta' and loincloth, all his life.
Only a loincloth, nothing underneath?
Rono. Be quiet!
Mashima, in that case, who was here yesterday?
He is someone who looks just like your uncle.
He is my 3 AM friend.
He is my whisky mate, Ritam.
That old man's name is Ritam?
But Mashima, we have never seen him before?
Neither did I!
I saw him at the market the other day.
And I fainted.
He brought me home.
And we have been friends ever since.
Do you see?
Didn't I tell you?
We were unnecessarily, feeling scared.
Okay, Mashima. We made a mistake. Please, forgive us.
Sorry, we will leave now. - Let's go.
Hey, Tito! - Yes.
Listen, listen, listen to me. - Yes, Mashima.
Look, I am your mother's age. May I say something?
Will you listen to me? - No, no, Mashima, tell me.
You look after us like a mother. Please, tell me. - Yes.
Look, you are newly married.
Yes. - It is natural for you not to sleep at night.
Now, you will sleep less.
But, what I am saying is, just because you cannot sleep,
please, don't have local liquor and 'bidi.'
Local liquor? - Hmm.
'Bidi?' Me? - Hmm.
Huh, he drink local liquor?
I have seen it. The remnants are lying in my backyard.
An empty bottle of local liquor and a packet of 'bidis.'
Have something good. Drink branded, and quality alcohol.
Smoke expensive cigarettes.
I have very good whisky. Should I give you a bottle?
No, no, no, no, no, Mashima. I don't have all that.
I do not drink at all. - Oh?
Tito! - Yeah?
Let's go. - I am sure you are making a mistake, Mashima.
Bye. - See you.
Tito! - See you.
Let's go. - Come, I'll teach you a lesson.
Did you see that?
They made the same mistake.
Then tell me, am I at fault?
Oh! So you don't drink whisky, you prefer local liquor?
Have you ever seen me drink local liquor?
I don't know quite a lot about you, dear.
Earlier I have never seen a maidservant,
is singing Rabindra sangeet to you,
and you are sitting and listening to her!
I could never have imagined that,
you have hidden your ex-girlfriend's picture inside your book.
Hey, that is no big deal. - No big deal, indeed!
Nothing is a big deal to you? Isn't it?
Hey, Tito! I gave up smoking for your sake.
I have also, given up smoking for you!
Have you seen me smoking?
Do you smoke 'bidi?' - No, I do not!
Listen, I do not smoke 'bidis!'
Have I touched a 'bidi,' after I left college?
After leaving college, you haven't looked at another girl!
I am not doing that now, either.
Tito. Tito, don't you earn enough?
You sit and work from home all day, don't you get paid for that?
What do you do with the money?
You drink local liquor and smoke 'bidi's?'
Hey, I swear on my parents! - Huh!
Sumi! Breaking News! 'Bidi!'
Tito! You? - Where is the 'bidi?'
I smell 'bidi' in the bathroom outside.
None of us use,
the bathroom outside.
That is what I am trying to tell you. I do not smoke 'bidis.'
So then, did uncle use the bathroom to smoke 'bidis?'
Malati.
So that means,
Malati smokes the 'bidis.'
I will handle,
this case.
Malati. - Yes?
I wanted to ask you something?
Yes, madam. Tell me?
Will you tell me the truth? - Yes.
What I am saying is, - Hmm?
do you smoke 'bidis?'
'Bidi?' - Huh.
No, I do not smoke 'bidis.'
I do smoke Marlboro cigarettes once in a while.
Marlboro? - Ah!
She smokes Marlboro! - That is something.
Where did I keep the packet of milk?
Hey! What have you kept there?
Come here. Quickly, come here.
Come. Come here.
Hey! Come, come, come. Stand here.
Hey! What are the two of you doing here? - Shh.
We were eavesdropping. - Me too.
Okay, listen.
When Malati goes to the market tomorrow morning...
We will use that time to search her room.
What is that? Let it go. What if she leaves the job?
What if she leaves? You can give up pilaf and mutton curry,
and go back to eating bread.
Ah huh. - Hey, hey, Sumi. This is too much.
Hey, you better stay quiet.
We will do as I say. - Hmm.
I will play detective from today.
And listen, don't overdo it. Got it?
I am not Dutta auntie!
You keep chanting Malati, Malati, all day!
I will see to it that you forget Malati forever!
I will just break your legs.
Better keep that in mind.
Hey, Rono. - Hmm.
You are witness to this. If my legs break,
then you will go and file a police report. - Absolutely.
"The hurt love can cause,"
"how would most people know?"
"My love, I understand this pain because I am in love with you."
I understand Malati's pain, brother-in-law.
I am the only one who understands it. - Hmm?
"Hey, I am in the wrong game."
"I am in love!"
"My heart is restless, in what trap has it fallen?"
"I have made a huge mistake!"
"I don't snatch, or take anything for free."
"Someone, please, tell her that!"
"Lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub."
"What is happening to me? Baby, I want you!"
"I want you! Baby, I want you!"
"Hey, I think I am in trouble."
"I have been caught!"
"Hey, I think I am in trouble."
"I have been caught!"
"Oh, sweetheart, don't tickle me..."
"Don't act smart and play the fool."
"I think I have been compromised!"
"I fell in love with you,"
"but I am not sure of the consequences?"
"Lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub."
"What is happening to me? Baby, I want you!"
"I want you! Baby, I want you!"
"My heart is restless, in what trap has it fallen?"
"I have made a huge mistake!"
"I don't snatch, or take anything for free."
"Someone, please, tell her that!"
"Lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub."
"What is happening to me? Baby, I want you!"
"I want you! Baby, I want you!"
"Lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub."
She has crossed all limits!
I will show her. Today, I will teach her a lesson!
Just you wait!
Today...
Today I will close this matter for good.
Since my childhood,
I have read many detective stories. Understood?
Are you acting smart with me?
Are you trying to trap my husband?
Wait, I'll show you!
Wait! I'll show you.
So you are feeding pilaf and mutton curry to me? Is it?
You smoke Marlboro cigarettes, huh?
If I don't catch you red-handed today?
Why is Tito's shirt lying here?
Wait! Wait!
I'll teach you guys a lesson!
Oh, darn! I hate this!
Oh, hell! This is the wrong number.
But that means she is actually flirting with brother-in-law.
Malati, are you betraying me?
What is this? - What else, it is a shirt.
Whose shirt?
It belongs to me. - Where was it?
Where will my clothes be? Obviously, in my room.
Tito!
How could you do this, Tito?
What?
Rono! - Yeah?
Rono!
What is the matter, Sumi? - Just look at him.
Listen to what your brother-in-law is saying.
He says that Malati's room is his room.
I found this shirt in Malati's room.
Do you understand what that means, Rono?
First, it was Madhu now it is Malati! Oh, dear!
I will lose my mind!
Brother-in-law, you are cheating on my sister!
And that too with Malati? Shameful! I just cannot imagine.
Hey! Even, I cannot imagine!
Tito!
How could you do this? How could you?
Hey, Sumi.
What is the matter? Can you tell me clearly?
I had gone to Malati's room to search through her things. - Hmm.
I wanted to find out if she smokes 'bidis' and drinks local liquor.
But I could never have imagined that... - Hmm?
While looking for 'bidis,' I will find the clue to my divorce!
Let me see the shirt.
Hey, this is that shirt!
I had worn this shirt on that day. - Which day?
The day you came and saw me taking off the shirt
and Malati standing there.
Brother-in-law! - Hmm?
Shameful! Shame, shame, shame, shame.
What do you mean by, shameful?
Malati took my shirt for washing.
May be the shirt had dried on the clothesline,
and she must have accidentally kept it in her room.
Tito. Are you telling the truth?
Why would I lie?
Sumi, what do you mean? Malati? Really?
Hey, what do you mean by that?
What is wrong with Malati?
Rono. Please, leave. Go!
We need some, we time. Go. - Okay.
Shut the door as you leave. - Fine.
Okay. They need some, we time.
In that case, I also need some, I time.
Malati. I am coming.
You are very mean, Tito.
You are very mean.
You always make me cry.
And what about the fact that, you distrust me?
Look at me. What is it?
It is very easy to distrust.
But to believe in someone and having faith is a tough job.
I always... Look at me. I always trust you.
So can't you trust me a little?
Okay, wait.
Believe me,
that Madhu, I mean, I have no relation,
with Madhumita. Wait.
What is that you are doing?
Hey, what are you doing? - I should have done this long back.
Did I ask you to tear the picture? - Hmm?
But I felt that way so, I tore it.
Because, when my wife close to me...
My Sumi is there for me...
Even if there is a Madhu or honey around,
it makes no difference to me. Believe me.
Who?
Brother-in-law, should I cook pilaf and mutton curry, today?
Yes, yes. Do that.
Brother-in-law, what I was saying is... - Huh!
What I was saying is should I add some raisins to the pilaf? - Hmm
Raisins, cashews, pista or walnuts.
You can add whatever you feel like, Malati.
But please, leave this room.
But brother-in-law likes raisins?
Hey, listen. I...
I have been noticing it from day one,
that you address him as brother-in-law and call me madam.
All this won't work any longer.
After today, you will address him as elder brother
and call me, sister-in-law.
Have you understood? - Okay, madam.
Sister-in-law. - Sister-in-law.
Now you may go, and cook whatever you like. Go!
Please, just go! - Raisins?
Hey! Just go! Quickly! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Malati.
Today is friendship day.
Therefore this yellow rose with my yellow vest.
Malati, please, accept my friendship.
"You,"
"are my life."
"You..."
Yellow rose?
I will feed yellow purgative to you and your brother-in-law!
Why have you called me here?
Is this a time to meet?
What if someone sees us?
Say you fear that your brother-in-law may see us?
What nonsense are you talking?
Hey, listen, just say what you have to, quickly.
I have a lot of pending work in the kitchen.
Tonight, I will get you piping hot, mutton curry,
and pilaf.
Who are you cooking for? For your brother-in-law, I assume?
That scoundrel is having all the fun!
Hey! Hey, hey!
What did you just say?
No, what did you say against my brother-in-law?
Listen, dare you say another bad word for my brother-in-law again!
My brother-in-law is such a good man.
He is just like God.
Yes, brother-in-law is God. Hail the Lord!
And what am I? I am your gatekeeper, right?
Listen, even if I am a gatekeeper.
Even then, I guard my wife's door!
And if somebody tries to cross that threshold,
I will pick up a gun and shoot him dead!
You will shoot? - Yes, I will shoot.
Will you be able to hold a gun?
Hey, if I cannot pick up a gun,
I will kill with a kitchen implement. But I will kill him!
Oh, wow!
Malati, you have accepted my friendship.
That means you will also, accept my love.
If you accept my love, Malati, my family members,
especially my sister, will not accept me as her brother.
Who cares!
I can get another sister.
But I will never find another you.
"With love, sweetheart,"
"I will value our relationship."
Listen I trust you. But that doesn't mean you will do as you please.
Absolutely not!
And after this... That,
brother-in-law of yours, comes to give you a rose,
then I will turn into the thorn.
Then the two of you will sing, "Ouch!"
Are you done?
No, actually, what I am saying is, you have lost your mind.
Yes, I have gone mad! I am mad!
Mad! You had come to this house to prepare baked lentil curry,
and now, you are betraying me!
I am not a fool. I understand everything.
Yes, you understand everything. A bit too much, I guess.
Yeah, so I understand everything. Deal with it!
Malati! Malati! - Someone is here.
I will give him good. - Hey, hey, hey!
He will come here. Go! Just go!
Malati! - Huh.
Yes. Go!
Malati! - Go!
Oh, Malati! Ma...
Oh, Malati, you are here?
And I have been looking for you in the entire house?
What are you doing here?
Actually, I cook upstairs,
in this heat,
so I came here to get some fresh air.
Hey, do you know this song?
"With your fresh gush of wind?"
No. - Okay, let it go.
You can sing a different song.
Song? Do I have to sing?
I cannot sing.
I can cook. May I go and cook?
Otherwise, I won't be able to serve the lunch on time.
"I better leave."
"What's the hurry?"
"My heart beats fast."
"Why so?"
May I go?
Oh, my God!
Dutta uncle.
You are not at fault! It's not your fault!
If a girl like this works at home,
then everything is justified.
Why will you leave right away? Have your dinner.
No, I have a lot of work at home. I will eat at home.
Hmm. - Okay, call me once you reach home.
Sure. - I am going.
Where? - Upstairs. Investigation.
My sister has turned into a detective. - Hmm.
Anyway, let it go. It's true I have work at home but,
I am just giving you both some space.
Please, resolve your misunderstandings.
By the way, where is Malati?
Would you like to have tea?
No, I mean... It's okay. I'll go home and have it.
Okay, see you then.
Travel safe. - Sure.
And don't forget to call your sister. - Yes.
Bye, then. - You mustn't say that.
Say, I'll come soon.
Okay. See you soon.
Are you coming or leaving?
"I'll come on another day."
"I'll leave for the day."
Malati. - Hmm?
Look after yourself. - Hmm.
the man in quite colourful at such an old age.
My Tito is not at fault.
If a maidservant has such seductive ways,
then she is the one to blame!
This time I will find that bottle of local liquor.
If I can find it just once,
Then I will shoo her out!
Let me look here.
Ghost! Ghost! help! Help! - Uh!
Ghost! There is a ghost up there!
"I'll come on another day, let me go today."
Hello.
Where is Saudamini?
Inside.
Thank you.
Oh, it’s you?
I am the real one.
And he is a fake.
You... You... You are dead?
So?
Are ghosts forbidden from drinking?
Gho... Gho... Ghost!
"People say,"
"that I am a drunkard!"
Gho... Gho... - "People say..."
"People say..."
Gho... Gho... Ghost!
Oh, my God! Ghost... Ghost!
Ah! - Where is the ghost?
Upstairs. - Down there.
Hey, is it upstairs or downstairs?
I think, in both the places. - First, where should we check?
Ladies first, let's go upstairs first.
Come on. - Oh, my God! Oh!
Hey, hold my hand first. Hold my hand. - Come on.
Tito, hold my hand. Hold my hand. - Gho... Ghost!
Come on, let me see. - Walk softly, Walk softly.
Let me see?
Gho... Ghost! - No, no!
Hey! - Ghost! - No, no!
Be careful! - Right there.
Where? Where? - There, look at that.
Right there. Ghost! - Shh.
Ram! Ram! Ram! Ram! Ram! Ram!
- Huh!
Hey, where is the ghost?
Where is the ghost? There is no one here.
I am telling you the truth, Tito. There was a ghost.
Right there. It came right in front of my face.
Oh! God! - Hey!
That means it is downstairs now.
That is uncle's ghost. - Oh, my!
First, it was here and now it is downstairs?
Okay, let's go down. - I am hundred per cent sure I saw it.
If there is a ghost, then there is also a way to shoo out the ghost.
Come on. - No, no, no. Tito. Tito.
This is too much. - Hey, come on.
Tito, please hold my hand. - Hey, come on.
Hold me, don't let go of my hand. - Let's see?
Ram! Ram! Ram!
Uff! - 'Come on, I say.'
Oh, dear God!
[Indistinct chatter]
Deepu!
hey, Deepu!
Deepu! - Where were you all this while?
I was just about to get caught.
I managed to terrify them by pretending to be a ghost.
Otherwise, by now...
What can I do, tell me? I was cooking.
Hey, don't say that you were cooking!
Say, you were cooking for your brother-in-law.
Yes, so, I was. - Huh!
So what is the problem? - I am sure.
You have something going on with your brother-in-law.
Do not talk like a donkey. - Yeah, donkey!
Of course, now I am a donkey.
And what is your brother-in-law. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
Will you stop talking nonsense.
Hey, what do you think is nonsense?
What do you think is nonsense? Huh?
Hey, your brother-in-law's body draped in sando vest!
He was looking very handsome!
Are you telling the truth?
Did you really see him?
Did he really come here?
Ghost. Trust me, Mashima. I saw for myself.
Brother-in-law is refusing to believe me.
What is it? Huh?
What is it? Did you really come here after so long?
Did you think of me after so long? Huh?
You did not bother about me?
What do I eat or wear? Whether I get whisky during this lockdown?
You did not bother. And finally, you showed yourself to them?
Why? Why? Why?
No, no, what I don't understand is,
you are his wife. I mean, you were.
Yes. - And the two of them,
have been staying in this house for so long! - Yes.
So, instead of showing himself to you all,
why did he show himself to this boy? - Huh?
Why?
- Why?
There is a reason?
What is the reason? - Listen.
It could be possible,
that this boy,
is his son? - Hey!
Hey, is your mother's name, Lokkhi? - No. Sapna.
Sapna. Sapna. Who is Sapna?
Our mother's name is Sapna, Mashima.
Oh?
And besides, how is that related to this incident?
I am unable to understand anything.
No, no, I also don't think there is any relation with this incident.
I think there is some misunderstanding here.
Oh, hell! There is no misunderstanding.
I tell you, I saw for myself.
Hey, are your eyes okay?
Hey, both my eyes and hands are fine.
I have seen him. Means, I have seen him. That's it. - Hey!
Yes, it is quite possible.
It is possible that he may have come.
Do you know, he must have come.
This... This aroma.
This aroma must have gone into his nostrils...
He... Or let's assume, either he or his ghost,
must have been attracted to this smell.
Are these mangoes, that he will get attracted to the aroma? - Ah!
This is not about alcohol or mangoes?
The moot point is, uncle had come here. - Huh?
So, what if he did. This is his house. She is his wife.
This is his whisky. He can come.
No, no, no. The whisky is mine. That is mine. - Hmm.
Whatever that may be.
That means, uncle had come here.
He has come. So be it.
We interrupted your conversation.
Forgive us. Sorry. - Hmm.
Let's go. Come on.
Let's go.
Sadu. - Huh?
What I am saying is, can I not,
become their new uncle? - Ah!
"You are the auntie,"
"I am the uncle."
"Now, come into my arms."
Huh!
Have a good life, Sadu.
I have been warning you since then,
to stop talking nonsense! Just keep quiet! - Huh?
What a shame, Deepu! What a shame. - Do you hear that?
I could never have imagined that you can say something like this.
Hey, did I not tell you that there is a ghost in the house.
Earlier, there was one. Now, there are two.
And this sounds like a female voice.
Initially, there was a ghost uncle.
Now, we also have a witch. - Huh!
Shh!
Hey, wait. Wait. Wait. - Come on.
Come. - Hey. Huh!
Wait! Wait! Hey, come on. Come.
Walk slowly. - Will you keep quiet?
Malati, I never thought that you are capable of hitting me?
I thought you are a heroine,
but you are a female dacoit? - So, what should I do?
You were talking rubbish. I could not help but slap you.
Forgive me.
I did not want to slap you.
But you should also apologise to me.
For the nonsense, you were talking!
What did I say?
You have something going on with your brother-in-law.
You are making a huge mistake! - Huh!
Ah! - There they are.
They are your ghost uncle and witch.
Now can you please explain this to us, Malati?
So, who is he? A priest or,
an electrician? - Hmm?
Or the man who smokes 'bidi's?'
He... He is my husband. - Huh!
Deepu.
Are you married, Malati?
You heard her.
So, did you not give her a rose? - What?
Which rose?
Tito has never even given me a marigold!
And he will give you a rose! Indeed!
I wish you well.
Ro... Rono. - Why is your brother like that?
He has become a spitting image of his sister.
Tito. I am not like that at all.
Malati. - Hmm.
You have told a lot of lies.
You shouldn't have done that.
What else could I have done, madam?
Otherwise, I would have lost the job.
Actually, we need money and a place to stay.
We used to stay in a garage.
Boys from the neighbourhood shoo-ed us out of the garage.
We lost the roof over our head.
Okay, fine.
You must go and tell Mashima,
that you are married.
It is my responsibility to save your job.
And listen... that local liquor and 'bidi,'
your husband has all this,
not my husband. Better tell her that.
Will you keep that in mind?
Tito. Let's go.
Madam. - Hmm?
Sorry.
Let's go. - Hmm.
Please, forgive me, Malati.
I... I suspected you.
You... You can hit me. Hit me. Hit me.
It's not your fault.
And it’s not my fault either, Deepu.
Our fault is that, we are poor.
Still, we have good hearts and,
so we can manage two square meals and a basic life.
What happened?
The way you spoke on my behalf, Sumi,
it felt as though we exchanged our wedding vows, once again, today.
I don't know about that,
but today is the end of all suspicions and complications.
I know that much.
Don't suspect me again.
I really love you very much.
I love you too.
Can I borrow a 'bidi?' - Huh?
'Bidi?' Do you have one? - Bi... Bi... 'Bidi?'
Here you go.
Do you smoke 'bidi's?' - Hmm?
Oh, many years ago.
Back in college.
I did not have much money then.
Me and Madhu? - Who is Madhu?
Madhu? - Madhu.
She was my girlfriend,
before I met your sister-in-law. - Oh?
I used to sit in the college canteen with Madhumita,
One 'bidi,' after another... - Huh.
Oh, forget about all that.
Whenever I think of Madhu,
I feel like having a drink.
What did you have in your hand? - Oh... Huh.
Do you have some?
May I have some? - Sure, go ahead.
Me too, you know.
I feel like drinking whenever I think of Tepi. - Hmm.
Te... Te... Tepi who?
I had an affair before I met Malati.
She used to work at Mr Dutta's house.
She eloped with Mr Dutta. -Hmm.
Anyway, that is in the past.
I hope you did not mind because I suspected you?
Actually, she is a young bride, so at times, I get a bit suspicious.
No, no, that is not an issue. You enjoy your drink.
Take.
Hey, how are you both?
Un... Un... Un... Uncle?
Le... Le... leave!
Leave! Indeed!
Are you asking me to leave my own house?
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
May the both of you have a happy married life.
To have a happy married life,
I will give you some advice. Listen to it carefully.
You threw a pebble at the honeycomb,
so, why shouldn't you eat the honey?
Since you threw a pebble at the honeycomb,
why shouldn't you eat the honey?
Regardless of how many flings you have,
your wife should always come first.
Give me the bottle.
"Hey, I think I am in trouble."
"I have been caught!"
"Oh, sweetheart, don't tickle me..."
"Don't act smart and play the fool."
"I think I have been compromised!"
"I fell in love with you,"
"but I am not sure of the consequences?"
"Lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub."
"What is happening to me? Baby, I want you!"
"I want you! Baby, I want you!"
"My heart is restless, in what trap has it fallen?"
"I have made a huge mistake!"
"I don't snatch, or take anything for free."
"Someone, please, tell her that!"
"Lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub."
"What is happening to me? Baby, I want you!"
"I want you! Baby, I want you!"
"Lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub."