[Music playing]
Madam Prime Minister, even our country wants peace.
But the first condition on the treaty is
that our country should stop sponsoring terrorism.
What is the problem, sir?
Ms. Tanya, if we do not have any terrorist camps in our country
how can the question arise of handing them over to you?
Please welcome Azgar Bashir Carrim Dawood.
[Tanya applauding]
Who is this?
He is a terrorist, sir. He's from your country.
Tomorrow, we'll be returning your citizen to you
at the press conference before world media.
What! What do we do now? How do we get out of this?
You should become the savior.
[TV reporter] For the first time in Indian history, together
all neighbouring countries signed the peace treaty.
[Title Montage]
You know, loving is so short.
And forgetting?
Forgetting is so long!
Pablo Neruda.
[Sighs]
So, let's become strangers again.
Sahil Ludhianvi.
You can never go from my life.
Do you get it? Never.
- Aren't we something? - No, we're not.
We are not together. It's all over, Ricky.
What do you mean, "It's all over?" and why?
I need an explanation for it. Tell me.
You saw my dad's reaction that day, didn't you?
So?
My dad will never accept this relationship.
But, Riyaz, he's your dad.
I'm sure, if you can make him understand...
There is no chance.
My dad has sacrificed a lot for me.
Can't I at least sacrifice my love, for his sake?
And what do I do? What do I do?
Just blink my eyes and forget you?
That's what you want me to do?
Ricky.
I suggest, this is fine.
Goodbye.
Rizu.
- What! - Forever.
Please!
[Ricky] And Riyaz broke up with me.
What problem did his dad have with you?
His dad has a very basic problem.
That I'm a guy.
He will never accept his son's gay relationship, Tans.
- Never! - But why not?
Because apparently, in this country, being gay is a crime.
Really?
But why?
Why?
Don't you know anything about Section 377?
[Deep sighs] Jesus!
Who made you the PM?
[Scoffs]
Mr. Ashok.
- Did you call for me, ma'am? - Yes, Mr. Ashok.
What is Section 377?
Are you speaking of IPC Section 377?
Yes.
Madam, according to IPC Section 377
the ones who engage in unnatural sex activities
are imprisoned for life and this is a non-bailable offence.
Unnatural sex?
But how do they know what unnatural sex is?
Did Mother Nature tell them?
[Ricky] I'm sure, animals didn't tell them.
Because almost all animals have homosexual tendencies.
Mr. Ashok, I think, we need to change the law.
Ma'am...
at least consider our culture.
Ex-squeeze me, Mr. Ashok.
But according to Google
homosexuality has always been a part of our culture.
That's is why, many sites like Khajurao
still depict many homosexual positions.
People will not accept this.
So, tell me. How can we change Section 377?
Ma'am, to change the law,
you need to introduce a bill in the Parliament.
You need to pay money to change the law?
Madam, the document to change a law is called a bill in the Parliament.
This document will be read,
discussed, debated upon and votes will be cast
and this bill will become a law if it receives majority votes.
It's very difficult.
Great! Sounds like a plan.
Change is coming.
Feeling determined.
[Music playing]
Stop crying. We're politicians.
We're officials. We're MPs.
And if there is someone who can change this law, it is us.
We need to change people's perspective, not just the law.
Look, it won't be easy.
It will be difficult. In fact, very difficult.
[Sniffs]
But...
I am strong.
- Am I any less than anyone? [Chuckles]
[Man] Sir.
Sachin, this fight can last for years.
Someone must start, right?
Why not us?
In fact, I was thinking of talking to the PM about this today.
Tanya Thakur? That dumb chick?
Riyaz, didn't you see how she handled the terrorism case?
For all you know, she might help us in this.
Very good.
This means, opposition and the government are joining hands again.
What's going on, Sachin?
[Kisses]
Hey, shut up! F**k...
[Tanya] If the Cabinet is good-looking,
it will bring confidence.
Confidence can lead to fast decision-making.
Fast decisions can make them popular.
Popularity will help them get re-elected.
Two, three, four, five, six. Keep marching!
Three, four and circle.
Circle and turn it around. And turn it the other way. Turn!
Turn. Four... And the other way around.
And turn. One, two...
Om!
[Tanya] Good session, guys.
Remember, a fit Cabinet is a...
- [All] Hit Cabinet! - Yes!
[Bicycle bell rings]
[Music playing]
[Sachin] Madam Prime Minister...
Madam Prime Minister...
[Clears throat]
Madam Prime Minister,
firstly, I'd like to apologize to you.
I didn't know that you will prove to be such a good PM.
What? Like it's hard?
[Laughs]
Apology accepted.
Sit.
Ms, Tanya, I'm here to discuss something important.
Let me guess. It's about Ricky and Riyaz, right?
You know about this?
Of course! Ricky is my BFF.
I know everything.
And this is happening...
Because an age-old law is still active in our country.
Exactly.
[Tanya] Not only is he adorable, but he totally gets me.
[Sachin] I am actually connecting with Tanya Thakur.
Unbelievable.
You know, if we can overthrow out-dated fashion
then why not out-dated laws?
- Right? - Absolutely.
I'm quite glad that we're on the same page.
When will we get on the same bed?
Bill! Bill! I mean bill. [Chuckles]
I was thinking that we should introduce a bill
in the Parliament as soon as possible.
I completely agree.
In fact, I have even thought of a slogan.
"Which law is the worst? It's 377."
"It's 377."
- That's cute. [Giggling]
I mean, good.
But before this bill is tabled
you need to do something bigger.
You must convince your grandma.
Oh! Don't worry. I'll talk to her today.
What nonsense, Tanya! Mr. Ashok mentioned
that you want to decriminalize Section 377.
Are you out of your mind!
Please, Grandma! This law is just like bell-bottoms.
Out-dated, terrible and very tight on the a*s.
According to Google, this law was formed in 1860.
I'm pretty sure, even you weren't born at that time.
Homosexuality is a mental disease.
Your friend needs treatment.
Treatment? As in, treatment?
Yes, treatment.
[Laughs]
Oh, Grandma! You're so naive.
No treatment can turn someone straight from gay, trust me.
Many designer friends of mine are gay.
In fact, I'll introduce you to them.
All your doubts will be cleared then.
And I will introduce you to Swami Dharamdas.
He is a renowned yoga guru.
He claims that he can get rid of this disease.
Grandma, what are you smoking?
FYI, I want to legalize marijuana after I legalize homosexuality.
There are so many problems in the country
and you care about such things?
You should be ashamed.
I will call Swami today.
And if he cures your friend,
you will have to forget about this rubbish bill.
And if that Swami loses,
you'll have to give me permission to take this bill to the Parliament.
[Music playing]
Swami can never lose.
[Scoffs]
So, from me...
[Music playing]
Patients, you don't have to worry about it.
Homosexuality is a mental disease which is curable.
By the way, this is a 7-day course.
From Homo to Hetero within 7 days.
[All giggling]
One minute. Do you mean, you'll change their orientation in 7 days?
Yes. Because everything is in the mind.
When we are attracted to someone, we experience change in our body.
[Swami] Our heart begins to race and we perspire.
And this is how we will test them.
Really?
Would you like to try, Tanya?
Of course.
[Beeps]
[All chuckle]
[Beeps]
[Flatline]
- Uh, he is not my type. - [Meera] Yeah.
So what is your type, Ms. Tanya?
Um...
[Romantic music playing]
- [Swami clears throat] - [Machine beeping]
Okay! Tanzie!
Wow! This really works.
[Girls giggling]
Sachin, why don't you try?
[Riyaz] Yes, try it out.
[Machine beeping]
[All laughing]
- Sachin! - Oh!
OMG! This is medical Tinder.
Swami, can I try?
Look at the person whom you are attracted to.
- I'm looking at him. - [Machine beeping]
[Swami clears throat]
This is for you.
Now show them Sunny Leone's picture.
[Flatline]
This... This is a sign of homosexuality.
These people are not interested in women.
I will start treating them from today itself.
[Music playing]
No, dear.
This is simple food.
This will purify your body.
[Priyamvada] Swami, seven days are over.
I am certain that you must have cured these two boys.
Absolutely.
And now, I will use these monitors.
[Machine beeps] [Swami chuckles]
Please display a woman's picture on the screen.
- Sunny Leone! [All laughing]
- Wow, man! [Machine beeping]
[Ricky] Did you look at that?
So cool!
[Ricky] Rizu, look at that.
I love that hair color!
[Tanya laughing]
What is happening, Swami?
It seems, there is some technical glitch. Let me check.
Swami, why don't you try?
Then, we'll know for sure.
- Yes, sir. Go ahead. - Come on, give it a try.
[Ricky] Try it.
He's been making us try since ever.
[Machine beeping]
[Laughing loudly]
[Man] Swami, was there really a technical glitch?
What is happening?
[Sachin clears throat]
What is happening, Swami?
I trusted you unnecessarily.
Get out of here. Leave!
- Oh! Goodbye. - Goodbye.
Oh, Grandma! Sexuality is not a hairstyle
that can be made straight by using hot iron.
It's like our fashion sense. Born with it.
And sorry, Grandma, but you lost the challenge.
So, you'll have to give me the permission
to introduce this bill to the Parliament.
[Priyamvada deep sighs]
I agree that I lost.
And you won.
[Giggling]
Permission granted.
- Yes! - Yes!
[Music playing]
[Indistinct chatter]
Yes!
- Which law is the worst? - It's 377.
It's 377. It's 377.
Do you all think that I will support Tanya's childish act?
Absolutely not.
You all didn't get it?
Let me explain.
Two birds hit with one stone.
First Tanya...
and then Sachin.
Both will be gone.
Then, you all will choose me as your PM again, right?
Ma'am, I'm getting goose-bumps.
Tanya Thakur has once again decided to change the country.
But this time, she has taken up a very serious matter.
Decriminalizing Section 377.
But the surprising thing is that the opposition party,
instead of the ruling party, is supporting her.
Is this a trick by the opposition to defeat the ruling party?
Will Tanya Thakur succeed in this like she did with the peace treaty?
Madam Speaker,
it has been 70 years since the British left.
[Banging the desk]
Yet, even today...
there are a few orthodox laws of theirs
that still remain. One such law is Section 377
which I'd like to present to you.
[People murmuring]
With the agreement of the Prime Minister
I would like to present this bill in the Parliament
which will decriminalize homosexuality.
Should Mr. Sachin introduce this bill?
The ones in favour, say aye.
Aye!
- What are you doing? - You...
[Indistinct muttering]
And the ones who oppose, say no.
- No! - No!
[Music playing]
[Theme music playing] e, say no.