WEBVTT 00:01:45.208 --> 00:01:49.500 align:center [mellow music playing] 00:02:01.625 --> 00:02:02.750 align:center [car door opens] 00:02:03.208 --> 00:02:04.708 align:center [crow cawing] 00:02:05.083 --> 00:02:06.250 align:center [car door closes] 00:02:09.958 --> 00:02:12.292 align:center Wait, sir! Stop! 00:02:13.333 --> 00:02:16.292 align:center Why have you parked this car here? 00:02:16.417 --> 00:02:19.375 align:center You cannot park here, sir. 00:02:20.167 --> 00:02:22.542 align:center Because this parking is for the basketball staff. 00:02:22.833 --> 00:02:24.708 align:center [birds chirping] 00:02:24.833 --> 00:02:25.833 align:center [scoffs] 00:02:26.542 --> 00:02:28.000 align:center I am a basketball coach. 00:02:29.292 --> 00:02:30.958 align:center Mister "Intelligent". 00:02:31.250 --> 00:02:32.625 align:center [pleasant music playing] 00:02:32.917 --> 00:02:33.917 align:center Oh... 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:43.667 align:center [pleasant music playing] 00:02:43.792 --> 00:02:45.875 align:center [indistinct chatter] 00:03:06.042 --> 00:03:09.292 align:center -What is it? -Are you really a basketball coach? 00:03:11.458 --> 00:03:13.875 align:center -Yeah. -Then let's see you touch that basket. 00:03:14.083 --> 00:03:16.125 align:center [music playing] 00:03:16.292 --> 00:03:18.167 align:center -Morning, Coach! -Morning, Coach sir. 00:03:18.250 --> 00:03:19.833 align:center -Namaste, Coach sir. -Good Morning. 00:03:20.000 --> 00:03:21.542 align:center -Morning, sir! -Morning, sir. 00:03:21.625 --> 00:03:23.083 align:center -God bless you. -Morning, sir. 00:03:23.625 --> 00:03:24.833 align:center -God bless you. -Morning, sir. 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:27.125 align:center -Good morning, sir. -Good Morning. 00:03:27.625 --> 00:03:32.500 align:center [pleasant music playing] 00:03:32.917 --> 00:03:33.917 align:center [scoffs] 00:03:38.667 --> 00:03:39.875 align:center Is this the time to come? 00:03:40.917 --> 00:03:44.458 align:center The senior is already here and the assistant is strolling in now? 00:03:44.542 --> 00:03:46.917 align:center I can't help it if you choose to turn up at 7! 00:03:50.792 --> 00:03:53.042 align:center [crowd cheering] 00:03:58.458 --> 00:03:59.833 align:center [ball dribbling] 00:04:02.583 --> 00:04:06.458 align:center [crowd cheering] 00:04:07.833 --> 00:04:09.750 align:center [crowd booing] 00:04:12.250 --> 00:04:15.375 align:center [crowd cheering] 00:04:20.167 --> 00:04:22.292 align:center [ball dribbling] 00:04:27.875 --> 00:04:30.625 align:center [gentle music playing] 00:04:31.625 --> 00:04:33.292 align:center C'mon, Delhi, c'mon! 00:04:33.375 --> 00:04:36.625 align:center Sir, the missus hasn't attended any matches this season. 00:04:38.083 --> 00:04:39.667 align:center She's busy... a little busy. 00:04:45.375 --> 00:04:47.250 align:center [Coach and crowd disappointed] 00:04:48.167 --> 00:04:52.292 align:center [indistinct crowd chatter] 00:04:52.625 --> 00:04:54.583 align:center [ball dribbling] 00:04:55.292 --> 00:04:56.875 align:center [crowd cheering] 00:04:57.000 --> 00:04:58.625 align:center Man to man marking, guys! 00:04:59.500 --> 00:05:00.500 align:center Hold on! 00:05:05.458 --> 00:05:09.042 align:center Pass to Dev, pass to Dev, Siddhant, pass to Dev! 00:05:09.125 --> 00:05:11.042 align:center But Dev is out of form, why pass to him? 00:05:11.250 --> 00:05:12.250 align:center Hey! 00:05:16.167 --> 00:05:18.625 align:center There you go! Keep passing it to Dev. 00:05:18.917 --> 00:05:20.875 align:center Gulshan, enough is enough! 00:05:21.833 --> 00:05:23.667 align:center Fall back, fall back! Fall back! 00:05:27.583 --> 00:05:28.875 align:center [crowd cheering] 00:05:32.708 --> 00:05:34.375 align:center Pass on! Pass on! 00:05:34.625 --> 00:05:36.750 align:center Sir, your strategy is all wrong! Just listen to me-- 00:05:36.833 --> 00:05:37.833 align:center Shut up! 00:05:38.500 --> 00:05:39.500 align:center Back to your seat! 00:05:40.583 --> 00:05:41.583 align:center C'mon, pass on! 00:05:45.708 --> 00:05:48.500 align:center Come on, come on, come on! Focus, guys! 00:05:49.458 --> 00:05:50.792 align:center Dev! Shoot! 00:05:52.667 --> 00:05:55.792 align:center [crowd disappointed] 00:05:56.750 --> 00:05:58.958 align:center -How did Ravana die in the Ramayana? -What, sir? 00:06:00.125 --> 00:06:02.667 align:center -How did Ravana die? -No idea, sir. 00:06:02.917 --> 00:06:06.500 align:center Vibhishan told Lord Rama, "Aim the arrow at Ravana's navel". 00:06:06.583 --> 00:06:08.750 align:center Focus, boys! Focus! 00:06:08.833 --> 00:06:10.583 align:center Even Gods are open to listening. 00:06:10.833 --> 00:06:12.958 align:center -Right, sir. -And he is a mere mortal. 00:06:13.042 --> 00:06:14.125 align:center Focus man, c'mon. 00:06:14.208 --> 00:06:15.875 align:center Who lives in the outskirts of Delhi. 00:06:15.958 --> 00:06:17.583 align:center [scoffs] 00:06:17.917 --> 00:06:19.375 align:center C'mon, fall back! Fall back! 00:06:21.250 --> 00:06:22.250 align:center [crowd cheering] 00:06:25.042 --> 00:06:27.250 align:center There you go, game over. 00:06:28.167 --> 00:06:29.417 align:center Talk about dropping the ball. 00:06:30.958 --> 00:06:32.417 align:center Hey! Shut-up! 00:06:34.292 --> 00:06:36.250 align:center You're the junior coach, act like one! 00:06:36.500 --> 00:06:40.708 align:center [intense music playing] 00:06:42.458 --> 00:06:44.750 align:center You're the senior coach, lead like one! 00:06:44.875 --> 00:06:46.958 align:center -You want to take my place, don't you? -Yes, I do! 00:06:47.042 --> 00:06:49.292 align:center -You want to be the head coach, right? -Yes, I do. 00:06:53.750 --> 00:06:56.375 align:center Then, let's see you touch that basket, shorty! 00:06:57.000 --> 00:06:59.333 align:center [intense music playing] 00:06:59.667 --> 00:07:01.667 align:center [crowd's shocked reaction] 00:07:02.792 --> 00:07:04.417 align:center [indistinct chatter] 00:07:09.125 --> 00:07:10.125 align:center [Referee whistles] 00:07:25.750 --> 00:07:29.625 align:center [upbeat music playing] 00:07:29.792 --> 00:07:33.250 align:center [crowd cheering] 00:07:43.833 --> 00:07:49.292 align:center SUPERSTARS ON EARTH Everyone has their own normal 00:07:56.208 --> 00:07:59.000 align:center We were treated to some boxing at the 00:07:59.083 --> 00:08:01.458 align:center National Basketball Championships today. 00:08:01.750 --> 00:08:05.458 align:center On being taunted for his short height, the assistant-- 00:08:05.750 --> 00:08:07.625 align:center [indistinct chatter] 00:08:08.208 --> 00:08:09.208 align:center [gulps] 00:08:10.458 --> 00:08:11.667 align:center [mobile phone ringing] 00:08:19.417 --> 00:08:20.417 align:center [call rejected] 00:08:25.708 --> 00:08:27.000 align:center [whiskey pouring] 00:08:27.208 --> 00:08:31.958 align:center [song from Delhi Belly playing] 00:08:34.333 --> 00:08:35.833 align:center [car honking] 00:08:46.667 --> 00:08:47.667 align:center [bike honking] 00:08:47.750 --> 00:08:48.750 align:center [tyres squeal] 00:08:48.833 --> 00:08:51.375 align:center What the hell? Are you drunk? 00:08:51.500 --> 00:08:52.500 align:center [car bangs] 00:08:53.458 --> 00:08:54.500 align:center [police car siren] 00:08:54.583 --> 00:08:55.583 align:center Ohh! 00:08:56.833 --> 00:08:58.583 align:center Let's go! Hey you, stop! 00:09:00.333 --> 00:09:01.417 align:center Hey, I said stop! 00:09:01.500 --> 00:09:04.208 align:center You wait! I'm going to tie you up and beat you to a pulp! 00:09:04.292 --> 00:09:05.458 align:center Stop! Stop the car right now! 00:09:05.542 --> 00:09:09.042 align:center Go, go, go! Whoa, hello, hello! Stop, stop! 00:09:09.250 --> 00:09:10.250 align:center [smiles] 00:09:11.083 --> 00:09:13.333 align:center Hey, pull over! To the side! Over there! 00:09:13.875 --> 00:09:15.083 align:center There, there, up ahead! 00:09:17.542 --> 00:09:19.375 align:center [tyres squeal] [car bangs] 00:09:20.417 --> 00:09:21.417 align:center [smacks lips] 00:09:22.208 --> 00:09:24.708 align:center Are you out of your mind? You've banged into us twice. 00:09:25.000 --> 00:09:26.375 align:center [police car siren] 00:09:26.500 --> 00:09:27.542 align:center What's up, brother? 00:09:28.917 --> 00:09:30.375 align:center Is this a place to park? 00:09:30.750 --> 00:09:32.792 align:center -Huh? -Show me your license! 00:09:33.667 --> 00:09:35.750 align:center Don't know how to drive! Show me your license! 00:09:36.083 --> 00:09:42.083 align:center [gentle music playing] 00:10:05.083 --> 00:10:08.000 align:center Sir... he has no prior offence. 00:10:08.708 --> 00:10:09.750 align:center He's a good man, sir. 00:10:10.667 --> 00:10:12.333 align:center Everyone makes mistakes, sir. 00:10:12.542 --> 00:10:14.667 align:center The case has already been filed. 00:10:14.875 --> 00:10:17.042 align:center You'll have to go to court. So sign this and leave. 00:10:18.208 --> 00:10:20.875 align:center So, your highness, back to earth now? 00:10:21.625 --> 00:10:23.125 align:center Go on, sign here. 00:10:24.417 --> 00:10:27.417 align:center 27/02/25 Connaught Place Gulshan Arora 00:10:27.500 --> 00:10:29.167 align:center What the hell are you doing, man? 00:10:29.250 --> 00:10:31.500 align:center -Shut up! Don't you have any shame? -Huh? 00:10:31.917 --> 00:10:34.042 align:center Weren't you concerned about how my mum would feel? 00:10:34.792 --> 00:10:36.833 align:center -Couldn't you get me out last night? -I'm sorry, bro. 00:10:37.333 --> 00:10:38.958 align:center Hey, why am I apologizing? 00:10:39.208 --> 00:10:41.083 align:center Did I ask you to drink and drive? 00:10:41.458 --> 00:10:43.250 align:center Listen to me, you're due in court tomorrow. 00:10:43.708 --> 00:10:46.125 align:center -So don't talk crap in front of the judge. -Yeah, yeah! 00:10:46.708 --> 00:10:47.708 align:center Yeah, right. 00:10:47.833 --> 00:10:51.125 align:center One should be large hearted, sir! I've forgiven him. 00:10:51.208 --> 00:10:53.292 align:center Now he should forgive me. Sorted! 00:10:53.458 --> 00:10:56.208 align:center After all, these are very petty issues. Let's move on. 00:10:56.417 --> 00:10:57.417 align:center Forget it, bro! 00:10:58.250 --> 00:10:59.750 align:center And after all we're family. 00:10:59.833 --> 00:11:01.250 align:center And families are always fighting. 00:11:01.375 --> 00:11:02.750 align:center And he's barely hurt. 00:11:03.083 --> 00:11:05.542 align:center If he had got a punctured eye or a squint or gotten cross-eyed, 00:11:05.625 --> 00:11:06.833 align:center then I would've quit, readily! 00:11:06.917 --> 00:11:09.750 align:center But all he has is a little tattoo on his cheek. 00:11:10.042 --> 00:11:11.042 align:center That's all. 00:11:11.125 --> 00:11:13.375 align:center Mr. Paswan was going to file a police complaint. 00:11:13.750 --> 00:11:15.083 align:center I had to talk him out of it. 00:11:15.167 --> 00:11:17.625 align:center Great! So he's come around! So, now we're all sorted! 00:11:18.625 --> 00:11:20.958 align:center Mr. Arora, you're a very good coach. 00:11:21.542 --> 00:11:23.333 align:center That's why we've put up with you until now. 00:11:23.667 --> 00:11:24.792 align:center But not anymore. 00:11:25.250 --> 00:11:27.917 align:center You are suspended indefinitely! 00:11:28.083 --> 00:11:29.583 align:center -But-- -You are suspended! 00:11:29.667 --> 00:11:30.667 align:center What? 00:11:31.125 --> 00:11:32.125 align:center Me? 00:11:33.500 --> 00:11:34.583 align:center I'm suspended? 00:11:34.750 --> 00:11:36.042 align:center [mellow music playing] 00:11:36.167 --> 00:11:37.167 align:center [laughs] 00:11:37.250 --> 00:11:38.917 align:center I don't believe it. That's amazing! 00:11:39.958 --> 00:11:43.375 align:center It's better to get cholera... than go to jail. 00:11:44.417 --> 00:11:46.292 align:center Hey, it was barely a drop of alcohol. 00:11:47.708 --> 00:11:49.292 align:center I'll do my best to keep you out of jail. 00:11:49.375 --> 00:11:50.375 align:center Yeah. 00:11:50.667 --> 00:11:52.625 align:center I'll get you into community service. 00:11:52.708 --> 00:11:54.833 align:center Yeah, yeah, that's okay. What's that again? 00:11:56.292 --> 00:11:59.583 align:center Nowadays, you don't go to jail for every crime. 00:12:00.250 --> 00:12:02.625 align:center Some people are made to do social service kind of work. 00:12:02.708 --> 00:12:04.208 align:center Yeah! Yeah, that's okay. 00:12:05.792 --> 00:12:08.292 align:center Good thing you wore a tie. Makes you look respectable. 00:12:08.917 --> 00:12:09.917 align:center [smiles] 00:12:10.708 --> 00:12:13.042 align:center Damn, our case has been assigned to a really tough judge. 00:12:13.167 --> 00:12:15.625 align:center -Oh! -So don't talk any nonsense, okay? 00:12:15.708 --> 00:12:18.292 align:center -I'll do the talking, you keep quiet. -Yeah, yeah, okay. 00:12:18.583 --> 00:12:21.542 align:center Hey listen, I wont take the lift, I'm going up the stairs. 00:12:21.625 --> 00:12:24.000 align:center -Why? -No, I don't want to take the lift. 00:12:24.125 --> 00:12:25.958 align:center C'mon, Gulshan, we'll be late! Don't do this! 00:12:26.042 --> 00:12:27.667 align:center -Which floor is it? -Third floor! 00:12:27.750 --> 00:12:28.750 align:center Yeah, yeah, okay. 00:12:28.833 --> 00:12:30.708 align:center Gulshan Arora, son of Harnaam Arora. 00:12:31.542 --> 00:12:35.125 align:center In spite of being a respectable citizen, you were driving while drunk. 00:12:35.292 --> 00:12:39.625 align:center You broke the tail light of Government Vehicle No. DL76 1232. 00:12:40.375 --> 00:12:42.750 align:center You got into a tussle with Constable Ratti Ram. 00:12:43.500 --> 00:12:47.083 align:center And you sang a song condemning the justice system? 00:12:47.208 --> 00:12:48.750 align:center Yes, Madam, he sang a song 00:12:49.208 --> 00:12:51.250 align:center called "Justice is blind". 00:12:51.333 --> 00:12:53.292 align:center It's mentioned in the constable's statement. 00:12:55.125 --> 00:12:57.500 align:center Did you know you can be sentenced to two years in jail? 00:12:57.583 --> 00:12:58.583 align:center Two years? 00:12:58.875 --> 00:13:00.500 align:center One drop of alcohol and two years in jail? 00:13:01.417 --> 00:13:03.000 align:center What are you doing? Say sorry. 00:13:03.083 --> 00:13:05.125 align:center Sorry, sir... umm... sorry, Madam. 00:13:07.625 --> 00:13:10.125 align:center Because of your clean record and this being your first offence, 00:13:10.208 --> 00:13:11.958 align:center the court does not wish to send you to jail. 00:13:12.042 --> 00:13:13.042 align:center Oh! 00:13:13.875 --> 00:13:15.875 align:center Do you know what Community Service means? 00:13:15.958 --> 00:13:16.958 align:center Yes, Madam. 00:13:17.375 --> 00:13:20.333 align:center Do you know anything about the intellectually challenged? 00:13:20.583 --> 00:13:21.583 align:center Mad people? 00:13:21.792 --> 00:13:22.792 align:center [crowd laughing] 00:13:23.458 --> 00:13:25.250 align:center The intellectually challenged! 00:13:25.667 --> 00:13:28.167 align:center It means the mental and physical development of people 00:13:28.250 --> 00:13:31.750 align:center who are intellectually challenged is a little different from everyone else. 00:13:32.208 --> 00:13:34.125 align:center So whenever you refer to these people 00:13:34.208 --> 00:13:36.292 align:center make sure you use the appropriate words. 00:13:37.708 --> 00:13:38.708 align:center Madam. 00:13:41.083 --> 00:13:43.208 align:center So Gulshan Arora, son of Harnaam Arora, 00:13:43.292 --> 00:13:45.167 align:center stands guilty of the charges against him. 00:13:45.750 --> 00:13:48.750 align:center But the court wishes to utilize his talent appropriately. 00:13:48.958 --> 00:13:50.542 align:center Therefore, for the next three months, 00:13:50.625 --> 00:13:53.250 align:center he is ordered to train a basketball team of 00:13:53.333 --> 00:13:55.083 align:center intellectually challenged players. 00:13:55.292 --> 00:13:56.292 align:center Three whole months? 00:13:56.375 --> 00:13:58.750 align:center You expect me to train mad people for three months? 00:13:58.833 --> 00:13:59.917 align:center And pay a 500 rupee fine. 00:14:00.083 --> 00:14:01.750 align:center -500? For calling them mad? -Shut up! 00:14:01.833 --> 00:14:03.542 align:center -1000 Rupees. -But everyone uses the word "mad"! 00:14:03.625 --> 00:14:04.625 align:center 2000 Rupees! 00:14:04.708 --> 00:14:06.375 align:center But what’s so wrong with calling them mad? 00:14:06.458 --> 00:14:07.458 align:center 5000! 00:14:07.750 --> 00:14:10.375 align:center [mellow music playing] 00:14:10.958 --> 00:14:13.875 align:center You got yourself a 5000 rupees fine? Moron! 00:14:13.958 --> 00:14:16.625 align:center How strange! You can't call a mad person mad! 00:14:16.708 --> 00:14:17.708 align:center Don't say anything! 00:14:17.792 --> 00:14:19.667 align:center Why do you need to call anyone anything? 00:14:19.750 --> 00:14:21.958 align:center Am I the only one who says that? Everyone says it! 00:14:22.167 --> 00:14:23.500 align:center And what's wrong with it anyway? 00:14:23.667 --> 00:14:25.875 align:center It's so bizarre! Don't call a blackie "blackie", 00:14:26.125 --> 00:14:28.458 align:center Or a chinky "chinky", or a mad guy "mad". 00:14:28.667 --> 00:14:29.958 align:center Or a shorty "shorty"! 00:14:30.750 --> 00:14:31.750 align:center What do you mean? 00:14:33.083 --> 00:14:37.083 align:center Wait a minute! A man who's 5 foot 8 inches is not a shorty! 00:14:37.292 --> 00:14:39.000 align:center But a guy who's 5 foot 6 is! 00:14:39.083 --> 00:14:41.500 align:center Which is why you tell everyone you’re 2 inches taller! 00:14:42.625 --> 00:14:46.208 align:center Mummy! Who makes fun of their own? That's for outsiders! 00:14:46.625 --> 00:14:48.833 align:center Why do you consider anyone an outsider? 00:14:49.667 --> 00:14:52.625 align:center No one is an outsider, son. Everyone is family. 00:14:52.750 --> 00:14:53.750 align:center Right! 00:14:54.042 --> 00:14:55.708 align:center [mobile phone ringing] 00:14:58.708 --> 00:15:00.333 align:center -Suneeta? -Yeah. 00:15:00.583 --> 00:15:03.042 align:center Answer it. There could be a problem at the store. 00:15:04.333 --> 00:15:05.417 align:center I don't want to talk to her! 00:15:07.292 --> 00:15:09.958 align:center Your ego is going to ruin your marriage. 00:15:10.042 --> 00:15:11.250 align:center Don't you worry about me! 00:15:11.583 --> 00:15:14.292 align:center I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about myself. 00:15:14.625 --> 00:15:16.250 align:center You left your own house 00:15:16.333 --> 00:15:18.750 align:center and now you're living in my spare room. 00:15:18.917 --> 00:15:21.792 align:center I used to get 10,000 rupees in rent for that room! 00:15:22.542 --> 00:15:23.542 align:center Am I right, Daulatji? 00:15:25.208 --> 00:15:27.833 align:center -Ten and a half. -There! He says ten and a half. 00:15:28.000 --> 00:15:31.292 align:center Who asked you? You're a cook! Just do your job! Don't interfere! 00:15:31.417 --> 00:15:32.458 align:center Go make some tea! 00:15:32.708 --> 00:15:35.333 align:center And Mummy, I'll pay you the rent, okay? 00:15:35.625 --> 00:15:37.458 align:center Don't bark like a dog! 00:15:38.375 --> 00:15:39.375 align:center [mocking] 00:15:39.458 --> 00:15:40.500 align:center "I'll pay you the rent!" 00:15:41.375 --> 00:15:43.083 align:center Daulatjit, make some tea for me too! 00:15:43.250 --> 00:15:44.667 align:center [music playing] 00:15:44.792 --> 00:15:47.417 align:center [vehicles honking] 00:15:50.792 --> 00:15:53.333 align:center [rickshaw passing by] 00:16:00.333 --> 00:16:01.333 align:center How much is it? 00:16:02.458 --> 00:16:04.542 align:center Now what could be better than a professional coach 00:16:04.625 --> 00:16:06.208 align:center like you coming to train our players? 00:16:06.375 --> 00:16:07.375 align:center [laughs] 00:16:07.458 --> 00:16:09.958 align:center The thing is, they find it difficult to play other sports. 00:16:10.083 --> 00:16:11.792 align:center -[yawns] -They can't do too many things at once. 00:16:12.167 --> 00:16:13.792 align:center They can't remember all the rules 00:16:14.042 --> 00:16:15.417 align:center Basketball's a little easier. 00:16:15.625 --> 00:16:17.667 align:center Pick up the ball, put it in the basket, that's it! 00:16:17.917 --> 00:16:18.917 align:center [scoffs] 00:16:19.042 --> 00:16:21.125 align:center Of course, they've won medals in other games. 00:16:21.250 --> 00:16:23.542 align:center Look, these are for slow cycling. 00:16:24.458 --> 00:16:27.208 align:center And those are for Carrom. Those certificates. 00:16:27.417 --> 00:16:30.125 align:center I'll show you the runner-up trophy for the karaoke contest-- 00:16:30.333 --> 00:16:31.333 align:center It's okay, it's okay! 00:16:33.708 --> 00:16:35.792 align:center So, how many times a week will you come here? 00:16:36.042 --> 00:16:37.167 align:center Ummm... 00:16:40.542 --> 00:16:41.542 align:center One day? 00:16:42.125 --> 00:16:43.292 align:center Once a week is good enough. 00:16:43.375 --> 00:16:45.292 align:center We don't want to overload the kids, right? 00:16:46.208 --> 00:16:47.208 align:center One day? 00:16:48.708 --> 00:16:51.458 align:center -Let's do this, let's talk to Anu. -Anu? 00:16:51.667 --> 00:16:54.000 align:center You know, your friend. She's the one who sent you here. 00:16:55.458 --> 00:16:56.458 align:center Who's Anu? 00:16:56.792 --> 00:16:58.167 align:center Her nephew is here with us. 00:16:58.833 --> 00:16:59.833 align:center What does she do? 00:16:59.958 --> 00:17:01.375 align:center -She's a judge. -Hey! 00:17:01.458 --> 00:17:03.875 align:center Anu, my dear, yeah, Mr. Gulshan's here with me. 00:17:04.083 --> 00:17:05.292 align:center He's such a nice man! 00:17:05.417 --> 00:17:07.083 align:center He says he's going to come once a week. 00:17:07.833 --> 00:17:08.833 align:center [exhales] 00:17:10.958 --> 00:17:12.042 align:center [exhales] 00:17:12.833 --> 00:17:13.833 align:center Hello. 00:17:15.667 --> 00:17:16.583 align:center [laughs lightly] 00:17:16.667 --> 00:17:18.625 align:center No, no, Madam, there seems to be some confusion. 00:17:19.375 --> 00:17:20.500 align:center Not one day a week, 00:17:20.583 --> 00:17:23.083 align:center every day of the week, every day of the week, Kartar Paaji! 00:17:23.292 --> 00:17:25.083 align:center [nervous laugh] 00:17:25.167 --> 00:17:28.375 align:center No! No problem at all. No problem. You're right, absolutely right! 00:17:32.667 --> 00:17:35.250 align:center Kartar Paaji's very sweet. He's nice, very nice! 00:17:35.583 --> 00:17:36.583 align:center Yeah. 00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:39.250 align:center Okay then, bye, bye. 00:17:40.833 --> 00:17:41.958 align:center [call end beep] 00:17:42.333 --> 00:17:45.542 align:center There's going to be a National Championship for the specially abled. 00:17:46.042 --> 00:17:48.125 align:center Now that you are our coach, I've entered our team. 00:17:48.500 --> 00:17:51.375 align:center [laughs] Nationals! People will laugh. 00:17:51.833 --> 00:17:53.000 align:center Don't tell anyone about this. 00:17:53.833 --> 00:17:54.917 align:center [smirks] 00:17:56.083 --> 00:17:57.125 align:center [exhales] 00:18:00.125 --> 00:18:01.833 align:center I haven't even told anyone 00:18:01.917 --> 00:18:03.833 align:center you were sentenced to work here by a court. 00:18:05.333 --> 00:18:06.833 align:center [laughs] 00:18:07.292 --> 00:18:08.667 align:center I could've easily got out of it! 00:18:09.750 --> 00:18:11.750 align:center I have three lawyers in my family, you know? 00:18:12.125 --> 00:18:14.125 align:center But since they're kids, I felt sorry for them. 00:18:14.708 --> 00:18:16.542 align:center I mean they're human beings too, right? 00:18:17.375 --> 00:18:20.417 align:center I thought, "Okay, this will do them some good". [scoffs] 00:18:20.833 --> 00:18:23.167 align:center They'll learn something. Poor things. 00:18:25.417 --> 00:18:26.417 align:center Poor things... 00:18:41.708 --> 00:18:42.708 align:center [clears throat] 00:18:44.500 --> 00:18:48.042 align:center My name is Gulshan Arora. 00:18:49.958 --> 00:18:52.375 align:center For the next three months 00:18:52.708 --> 00:18:54.750 align:center I will be your coach. 00:18:55.583 --> 00:19:00.500 align:center I know you people have a problem understanding what's being said. 00:19:01.042 --> 00:19:03.917 align:center That's why if you don't understand something, 00:19:04.625 --> 00:19:08.833 align:center then raise your hand and say, "Please explain". Okay? 00:19:11.375 --> 00:19:13.708 align:center [Sitaare laughing] 00:19:13.792 --> 00:19:14.792 align:center What? 00:19:16.333 --> 00:19:17.917 align:center [Sitaare laughing] 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:19.292 align:center I didn't understand what he said. 00:19:19.375 --> 00:19:21.708 align:center First say, "Please explain!" 00:19:23.167 --> 00:19:24.167 align:center [sighs] 00:19:24.250 --> 00:19:26.042 align:center -Please explain. -Raise your hand! 00:19:30.458 --> 00:19:31.542 align:center Please explain. 00:19:31.875 --> 00:19:35.292 align:center Nothing, he just said the new coach is a donkey. 00:19:35.458 --> 00:19:40.208 align:center [Sitaare laughing] 00:19:42.125 --> 00:19:44.292 align:center [scoffs] 00:19:44.750 --> 00:19:46.083 align:center Okay everyone, say your names. 00:19:46.917 --> 00:19:48.333 align:center Kareem K-K-K-Ku… 00:19:48.500 --> 00:19:49.708 align:center -Satbir. -Lotus. 00:19:49.875 --> 00:19:50.875 align:center I'm Guddu. 00:19:51.333 --> 00:19:52.333 align:center And this is Bantu. 00:19:52.625 --> 00:19:53.625 align:center Sunil! 00:19:54.625 --> 00:19:55.625 align:center Hargovind. 00:19:55.958 --> 00:19:56.958 align:center Raju! 00:20:00.042 --> 00:20:01.042 align:center Please explain. 00:20:01.208 --> 00:20:02.542 align:center Shar-ma-ji. 00:20:02.875 --> 00:20:03.958 align:center Sharmaji. 00:20:05.042 --> 00:20:06.208 align:center [clears throat] Ahh... 00:20:08.000 --> 00:20:09.542 align:center Okay, so let's begin our practice. 00:20:09.792 --> 00:20:13.208 align:center -Ku-Ku-Ku-Ku-Ku-Qureshi! -What? 00:20:13.292 --> 00:20:16.208 align:center He finally finished saying his name. Kareem Qureshi! 00:20:17.917 --> 00:20:19.833 align:center [hesitant laugh] 00:20:20.167 --> 00:20:22.167 align:center Okay, we're going to start with some, uh... 00:20:22.500 --> 00:20:26.208 align:center very simple exercises, that even a child can do. Yeah? 00:20:26.417 --> 00:20:27.667 align:center Uh... [ball dribbling] 00:20:27.750 --> 00:20:30.458 align:center we're going to start by, uh... ball-passing. 00:20:31.125 --> 00:20:33.042 align:center -[Sitaare gasp] -Oh-oh! Sorry, sorry, sorry! 00:20:39.833 --> 00:20:44.000 align:center [upbeat music playing] 00:20:50.083 --> 00:20:52.167 align:center [ball dribbling] 00:21:01.958 --> 00:21:02.958 align:center [sighs] 00:21:07.208 --> 00:21:09.833 align:center Uh, maybe ball-passing isn't that easy. 00:21:10.167 --> 00:21:13.792 align:center Let's do this. Pair up, choose a partner. 00:21:13.917 --> 00:21:15.667 align:center Sir, but I already have a girlfriend! 00:21:16.333 --> 00:21:18.833 align:center -So? -Then how can I pair up with someone else? 00:21:18.917 --> 00:21:21.667 align:center -His girlfriend is a prostitute. -Hey! 00:21:21.750 --> 00:21:24.500 align:center Yeah, so? A prostitute can have a boyfriend too, right? 00:21:24.583 --> 00:21:26.542 align:center Hey! Don't say that word. 00:21:26.625 --> 00:21:28.500 align:center -Which one? -Prostitute. 00:21:28.583 --> 00:21:29.958 align:center Then why are you saying it? 00:21:30.042 --> 00:21:31.792 align:center [smacks lip] I'm just explaining. 00:21:31.875 --> 00:21:33.667 align:center Yeah, I was explaining too. 00:21:33.750 --> 00:21:35.792 align:center His girlfriend is a prostitute. 00:21:36.375 --> 00:21:38.375 align:center I told you not to use that word, say something else! 00:21:38.458 --> 00:21:39.458 align:center What? 00:21:39.625 --> 00:21:40.625 align:center [sighs] 00:21:40.917 --> 00:21:44.042 align:center Say she's a hook-- Business! She has a business. 00:21:44.208 --> 00:21:45.500 align:center She's a business person. Okay? 00:21:45.750 --> 00:21:46.750 align:center Oh... 00:21:47.333 --> 00:21:48.333 align:center [exhales] 00:21:48.917 --> 00:21:50.000 align:center Do you have a girlfriend? 00:21:50.167 --> 00:21:51.167 align:center A wife. 00:21:51.542 --> 00:21:52.542 align:center What does she do? 00:21:52.625 --> 00:21:53.625 align:center She's a business person. 00:21:53.792 --> 00:21:55.542 align:center Mine too. Same! 00:21:55.792 --> 00:22:00.583 align:center [Sitaare laughing] 00:22:01.958 --> 00:22:02.958 align:center Come here, you two. 00:22:06.250 --> 00:22:07.250 align:center Pick up a ball. 00:22:08.042 --> 00:22:09.042 align:center [smacks lips] 00:22:09.125 --> 00:22:10.167 align:center Pick up one ball! 00:22:10.625 --> 00:22:13.125 align:center -Me, me, me, me! -Me, me, me, me! Me! 00:22:13.208 --> 00:22:14.417 align:center No, no! Be quiet! Be quiet! 00:22:19.833 --> 00:22:21.667 align:center -What happened to him? -He's gone. 00:22:23.000 --> 00:22:24.500 align:center -Gone where? -He's lost! 00:22:24.667 --> 00:22:26.667 align:center He'll be back soon. 00:22:26.833 --> 00:22:28.625 align:center Just wait a bit. 00:22:46.083 --> 00:22:49.708 align:center Sir, he's back! Now you can talk to him all you want. Okay? 00:22:54.833 --> 00:22:56.917 align:center Why are you wearing leather shoes? 00:22:57.000 --> 00:22:59.208 align:center Because they match my helmet! 00:22:59.292 --> 00:23:02.083 align:center Wear your sports shoes next time. And there's no need for a helmet. 00:23:02.167 --> 00:23:04.417 align:center Really? You see that fan up there? 00:23:04.500 --> 00:23:06.583 align:center What if it falls on my head? 00:23:08.500 --> 00:23:11.292 align:center Huggie! I want a huggie! 00:23:11.375 --> 00:23:13.292 align:center Hey! Oof! Ugh! Let go! 00:23:13.375 --> 00:23:15.292 align:center What are you doing? Get away! Go! 00:23:16.167 --> 00:23:17.167 align:center Go back! 00:23:18.125 --> 00:23:19.292 align:center [sniffs] 00:23:20.500 --> 00:23:22.375 align:center C'mon, form pairs! Pairs of two! 00:23:22.458 --> 00:23:23.750 align:center Sir, I already have a girlfriend! 00:23:23.833 --> 00:23:25.750 align:center His girlfriend is a prostitute. 00:23:25.833 --> 00:23:28.250 align:center Don't form anything! Don't form anything! 00:23:28.583 --> 00:23:31.292 align:center Go back! Go back and form a line! Come on! Form a line! 00:23:32.083 --> 00:23:33.375 align:center Not another word, silence! 00:23:37.000 --> 00:23:38.000 align:center [sighs] 00:23:45.667 --> 00:23:46.667 align:center [sighs] 00:23:47.917 --> 00:23:48.917 align:center Now hold your balls. 00:23:49.250 --> 00:23:50.292 align:center [clapping sound] 00:23:53.458 --> 00:23:54.542 align:center They are poor things? 00:23:55.167 --> 00:23:57.042 align:center They’re a nightmare! A nightmare! 00:23:57.167 --> 00:23:58.500 align:center Who would feel sorry for them? 00:23:58.583 --> 00:24:01.083 align:center I never said they were poor things. You said that. 00:24:01.167 --> 00:24:02.542 align:center Yeah, but how do I form a team? 00:24:02.875 --> 00:24:04.417 align:center You need normal people for that! 00:24:06.083 --> 00:24:07.292 align:center Coach sir, tell me something. 00:24:08.042 --> 00:24:11.125 align:center When you were 8 years old, were you normal or were you different? 00:24:11.833 --> 00:24:12.833 align:center I was normal! 00:24:13.167 --> 00:24:15.583 align:center Well, according to doctors, their learning ability is 00:24:15.667 --> 00:24:17.792 align:center that of a seven or eight or ten year old child. 00:24:18.417 --> 00:24:21.208 align:center So that's how they are at that age. They can't be astronauts overnight. 00:24:21.292 --> 00:24:24.208 align:center Yeah, but it's not normal to stay 8 years old either, is it? 00:24:26.375 --> 00:24:30.333 align:center Coach sir, tell me something... what is this? 00:24:30.500 --> 00:24:31.500 align:center Huh? 00:24:31.875 --> 00:24:33.500 align:center This, this! Tell me, what is it? 00:24:33.958 --> 00:24:36.833 align:center Tell me. C'mon, take a guess. What is it? 00:24:37.500 --> 00:24:39.250 align:center Your bu-- [sighs] 00:24:39.333 --> 00:24:40.333 align:center It's a body part. 00:24:40.958 --> 00:24:42.083 align:center Is it yours or mine? 00:24:42.750 --> 00:24:43.958 align:center [sighs] 00:24:44.417 --> 00:24:45.875 align:center Everyone has their own? 00:24:46.042 --> 00:24:49.375 align:center Right. Now just consider this as normal. 00:24:49.667 --> 00:24:51.958 align:center -Huh? -If you consider this as “normal”, 00:24:52.042 --> 00:24:54.542 align:center you'll realize that everyone has their own normal. 00:24:56.375 --> 00:24:58.500 align:center Just like a cop beating a thief is normal, 00:24:59.208 --> 00:25:00.750 align:center a thief getting beaten is normal. 00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:02.708 align:center A politician lying is normal 00:25:02.792 --> 00:25:04.625 align:center and the public calling out his lies is normal. 00:25:04.708 --> 00:25:06.958 align:center Or a beggar pleading is normal 00:25:07.458 --> 00:25:10.000 align:center and a rich man flaunting his wealth is normal. 00:25:11.458 --> 00:25:14.292 align:center Everyone is stuck to their own normal, Coach sir. 00:25:15.042 --> 00:25:17.625 align:center You have your own normal and they have theirs. 00:25:20.125 --> 00:25:21.417 align:center What the hell have I gotten into? 00:25:21.500 --> 00:25:23.958 align:center My normal's been hurting since morning. 00:25:24.750 --> 00:25:25.750 align:center Sitting for too long. 00:25:27.292 --> 00:25:28.292 align:center [scoffs] 00:25:28.583 --> 00:25:29.625 align:center How much sugar? 00:25:30.125 --> 00:25:31.125 align:center Normal. 00:25:31.417 --> 00:25:32.708 align:center Mine or yours? 00:25:33.083 --> 00:25:35.000 align:center [hilarious music playing] 00:25:35.208 --> 00:25:36.292 align:center [smirks] 00:25:41.167 --> 00:25:42.417 align:center Go on, add six spoons. 00:25:46.083 --> 00:25:49.083 align:center No wonder you're such a sweet man. 00:25:55.375 --> 00:25:59.000 align:center [song playing at wedding] 00:26:00.500 --> 00:26:02.333 align:center Namaste! Namaste! 00:26:02.708 --> 00:26:03.750 align:center Congratulations! 00:26:03.833 --> 00:26:05.667 align:center Here's a little something for the newly-weds. 00:26:06.250 --> 00:26:07.417 align:center -Hey! -Hello, Aunty! 00:26:07.542 --> 00:26:10.542 align:center Hello, my dear, you're looking so pretty! 00:26:10.708 --> 00:26:13.417 align:center Hey Gulshan! So when is Suneeta coming back? 00:26:13.583 --> 00:26:17.083 align:center Coming back? He's the one who left. He's the one who has to go back. 00:26:17.417 --> 00:26:18.667 align:center Why, what happened? 00:26:19.125 --> 00:26:20.583 align:center Are you having an affair? 00:26:20.667 --> 00:26:22.250 align:center What? No, I'm not. What nonsense! 00:26:22.583 --> 00:26:24.708 align:center Yeah, who'd want to have an affair with you? 00:26:24.792 --> 00:26:26.333 align:center Then I'm sure Suneeta is seeing someone! 00:26:26.417 --> 00:26:28.417 align:center What do you mean? What's wrong with me? 00:26:28.542 --> 00:26:31.833 align:center That is a question only Suneeta can answer. 00:26:32.875 --> 00:26:34.667 align:center Are you two going to split up? 00:26:34.750 --> 00:26:36.750 align:center That's our personal problem, what's it to you? 00:26:36.833 --> 00:26:38.583 align:center No, if you are, then let me know. 00:26:38.667 --> 00:26:40.458 align:center You remember my cousin? 00:26:40.542 --> 00:26:42.458 align:center I could arrange a match between him and Suneeta! 00:26:42.750 --> 00:26:44.875 align:center He's good looking, an innocent divorcee, 00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:46.042 align:center he's very fair-skinned and... 00:26:46.875 --> 00:26:48.792 align:center At least our Pradeep is taller than him! 00:26:50.542 --> 00:26:52.917 align:center You must have the spring rolls, they're really good! Okay? 00:26:53.125 --> 00:26:55.083 align:center C'mon, c'mon kids! Where are you going? 00:26:55.250 --> 00:26:57.500 align:center Hey, he's not that tall, he's just like us. I mean-- 00:26:58.083 --> 00:26:59.083 align:center I'm leaving. 00:26:59.167 --> 00:27:01.125 align:center She always talks rubbish, listen, listen! 00:27:02.458 --> 00:27:04.417 align:center Go on up. I'll get you a ninety. 00:27:04.667 --> 00:27:07.833 align:center Sixty! Six-- thirty, thirty, thirty! Please, please, please! 00:27:11.667 --> 00:27:17.083 align:center [song playing at wedding] 00:27:17.375 --> 00:27:19.167 align:center [children laughing] 00:27:23.375 --> 00:27:25.750 align:center [soulful music playing] 00:27:47.208 --> 00:27:48.208 align:center Hi. 00:27:50.208 --> 00:27:51.208 align:center Hi. 00:27:54.250 --> 00:27:55.833 align:center How's the coaching coming along? 00:27:57.125 --> 00:27:59.042 align:center [sighs] I speak to Mummy every day. 00:28:00.167 --> 00:28:02.208 align:center Ah. Yeah, it's going well. 00:28:04.500 --> 00:28:07.042 align:center By the way, did you give the couple a cash gift? 00:28:07.833 --> 00:28:10.667 align:center [clicks tongue] Damn! I did too! Now that's double gifting! 00:28:11.792 --> 00:28:12.792 align:center Come on, man! 00:28:15.958 --> 00:28:19.458 align:center We’re meeting after a whole week... and you're worried about cash gifts? 00:28:22.792 --> 00:28:23.792 align:center [sighs] 00:28:23.958 --> 00:28:24.958 align:center Sorry. 00:28:30.083 --> 00:28:31.250 align:center How much did you give them? 00:28:31.458 --> 00:28:32.458 align:center 2,100 bucks. 00:28:32.542 --> 00:28:33.542 align:center 2,100 bucks! 00:28:33.875 --> 00:28:36.292 align:center Why so much, Gulshan? I'll go get it back. 00:28:36.458 --> 00:28:37.458 align:center Hey-- Wait a minute! 00:28:38.500 --> 00:28:39.500 align:center Forget it. 00:28:40.208 --> 00:28:42.375 align:center [smacks lips] As it is, you've been suspended... 00:28:43.167 --> 00:28:44.500 align:center why waste money? 00:28:45.292 --> 00:28:46.292 align:center [smacks lips] 00:28:47.208 --> 00:28:48.875 align:center You're not having a problem with money, are you? 00:28:48.958 --> 00:28:50.208 align:center No, no problem at all. 00:28:51.833 --> 00:28:54.500 align:center Even if you are, when are you ever able to discuss a problem? 00:28:54.875 --> 00:28:57.333 align:center Which problem have I not discussed? 00:28:58.792 --> 00:28:59.792 align:center Our problem. 00:29:00.875 --> 00:29:02.958 align:center -We're a problem? -What else, Gulshan? 00:29:03.750 --> 00:29:04.750 align:center We're a couple! 00:29:05.667 --> 00:29:06.917 align:center A couple! 00:29:07.625 --> 00:29:09.042 align:center Then why don't we live togther? 00:29:09.500 --> 00:29:12.583 align:center If we're a couple, then why did you move out and go live with your mother? 00:29:13.500 --> 00:29:14.500 align:center [sighs] 00:29:14.625 --> 00:29:15.625 align:center [smacks lips] 00:29:16.125 --> 00:29:19.083 align:center I left before you could ask me to leave. 00:29:20.042 --> 00:29:21.042 align:center You thought I would-- ? 00:29:21.750 --> 00:29:22.958 align:center [smacks lips] 00:29:24.625 --> 00:29:27.750 align:center Who marries the man she loves only to throw him out of the house? 00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:37.583 align:center [emotional music playing] 00:29:37.708 --> 00:29:38.708 align:center [sighs] 00:29:43.167 --> 00:29:45.625 align:center Why can't we live together again, Gulshan? 00:29:48.583 --> 00:29:49.583 align:center I miss you. 00:29:52.583 --> 00:29:54.625 align:center And... and what do I want? 00:29:56.667 --> 00:29:59.125 align:center All I want... is a little Gulshan... 00:29:59.375 --> 00:30:01.917 align:center whose eyes are exactly like yours. 00:30:03.292 --> 00:30:04.333 align:center Again? 00:30:05.375 --> 00:30:06.958 align:center You know I don't want to have children. 00:30:07.042 --> 00:30:08.208 align:center I've told you a 100 times. 00:30:09.042 --> 00:30:10.083 align:center You want to fight again? 00:30:10.208 --> 00:30:11.333 align:center When do you ever fight? 00:30:12.125 --> 00:30:13.458 align:center You just walk out! 00:30:13.583 --> 00:30:14.917 align:center You want me to fight every day? 00:30:16.458 --> 00:30:17.458 align:center [breathes deeply] 00:30:17.542 --> 00:30:20.417 align:center We’re supposed to fight the world Suneeta, not ourselves. 00:30:20.833 --> 00:30:24.083 align:center If you and I fight, no matter who wins, the relationship loses right? 00:30:24.500 --> 00:30:26.542 align:center So which World Cup did our relationship win? 00:30:26.625 --> 00:30:28.042 align:center We don't even live together. 00:30:28.125 --> 00:30:30.083 align:center And if that weren't enough, you're suspended now! 00:30:30.167 --> 00:30:31.708 align:center It's not like I chose to get suspended! 00:30:31.792 --> 00:30:33.458 align:center You couldn't manage your home, or your career! 00:30:33.542 --> 00:30:35.625 align:center Look who's talking! Like you made waves in your career! 00:30:35.875 --> 00:30:38.500 align:center "I'm going to be an actor! I'm going to be in the movies!" What happened? 00:30:38.625 --> 00:30:40.292 align:center You're managing my mother's store, right? 00:30:41.333 --> 00:30:43.667 align:center I left acting because I chose to marry you. 00:30:43.833 --> 00:30:45.667 align:center So? Did I ask you to leave acting? 00:30:46.083 --> 00:30:47.875 align:center And what's marriage got to do with acting? 00:30:48.667 --> 00:30:50.833 align:center It's tough for a married woman to have a career, Gulshan. 00:30:50.917 --> 00:30:52.417 align:center It's not something you'd understand. 00:30:52.500 --> 00:30:53.667 align:center Why? Why won't I understand? 00:30:53.750 --> 00:30:56.292 align:center Because you never understand anyone else's point of view. 00:30:56.708 --> 00:30:57.708 align:center Wow! [smirks] 00:30:58.375 --> 00:31:00.917 align:center I really hope one day you meet someone who teaches you 00:31:01.292 --> 00:31:03.792 align:center to understand another person’s point of view! 00:31:05.375 --> 00:31:07.917 align:center You don't even talk to me... you don't answer my calls... 00:31:08.208 --> 00:31:10.042 align:center "you don't bother to reply to my messages! 00:31:10.208 --> 00:31:11.625 align:center Gulshan, do you have any idea how--?" 00:31:16.708 --> 00:31:21.292 align:center [song music intro starts] 00:31:22.917 --> 00:31:26.500 align:center I'd fall short of ink 00:31:26.708 --> 00:31:29.917 align:center Were I to put in words 00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:32.833 align:center The love I have 00:31:33.708 --> 00:31:36.750 align:center For you 00:31:37.833 --> 00:31:41.292 align:center Your eyes would well up 00:31:41.375 --> 00:31:44.667 align:center Were you to ever know 00:31:44.750 --> 00:31:47.750 align:center The dreams I dream 00:31:48.417 --> 00:31:51.625 align:center For you 00:31:51.958 --> 00:31:56.542 align:center I'm breath, you're the air 00:31:59.458 --> 00:32:03.917 align:center Nothing exists but you 00:32:06.833 --> 00:32:10.458 align:center I'm breath, you're the air 00:32:10.625 --> 00:32:13.917 align:center Nothing exists without you 00:32:14.042 --> 00:32:19.833 align:center Life without you is meaningless 00:32:22.083 --> 00:32:27.958 align:center Your love, your grace is everything to me 00:32:29.375 --> 00:32:35.292 align:center Your every need is everything to me 00:32:36.875 --> 00:32:42.792 align:center Your love, your grace is everything to me 00:32:44.250 --> 00:32:50.208 align:center Your every need is everything to me 00:32:50.667 --> 00:32:56.500 align:center [vocalization] 00:33:11.625 --> 00:33:16.083 align:center You are everything to me 00:33:25.292 --> 00:33:27.458 align:center You know, those eggs yesterday? 00:33:27.875 --> 00:33:30.833 align:center How did you like them? Omelette, fried eggs... biryani? 00:33:30.917 --> 00:33:32.417 align:center [whistles] 00:33:32.708 --> 00:33:35.500 align:center Okay, boys, we start our warm-up with a bit of running today. 00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:38.250 align:center All of you, follow your nose, straight. Okay? 00:33:38.375 --> 00:33:41.917 align:center My nose is a little crooked, sir! What do I do about that? 00:33:43.167 --> 00:33:44.250 align:center [playful music] 00:33:44.417 --> 00:33:45.500 align:center Eh? 00:33:46.458 --> 00:33:47.667 align:center [sighs] 00:33:48.542 --> 00:33:50.500 align:center Okay. Don't follow your nose. 00:33:50.583 --> 00:33:52.375 align:center Instead we'll follow a straight line. 00:33:52.917 --> 00:33:54.708 align:center But-but-but... sir... 00:33:55.167 --> 00:34:00.208 align:center th-th-the d-door is over th-there... 00:34:00.333 --> 00:34:05.458 align:center Do we go right or s-s-s... [sighs] 00:34:05.583 --> 00:34:07.958 align:center Yeah, yeah, okay, we're running in a straight line, okay? 00:34:08.042 --> 00:34:09.250 align:center Come on, let's form a line! 00:34:09.417 --> 00:34:10.458 align:center Body relaxed... 00:34:10.625 --> 00:34:12.042 align:center [motivational music playing] 00:34:12.333 --> 00:34:13.542 align:center Yes, very good... 00:34:14.417 --> 00:34:16.167 align:center Now we breathe in through our nose... 00:34:16.292 --> 00:34:18.333 align:center and breathe out through our mouth. Okay? 00:34:18.500 --> 00:34:19.917 align:center -Yes, sir! -Nice and easy. 00:34:20.417 --> 00:34:22.000 align:center -Yes, sir! -In a straight line. 00:34:23.917 --> 00:34:26.375 align:center Okay, boys, very good. Wonderful! 00:34:26.750 --> 00:34:27.750 align:center Loosen your arms! 00:34:27.958 --> 00:34:29.500 align:center [Sitaare breathing deeply] 00:34:29.583 --> 00:34:30.583 align:center C'mon, well done! 00:34:32.958 --> 00:34:35.583 align:center Very good. Keep going. 00:34:41.833 --> 00:34:42.833 align:center Where did they go? 00:34:50.958 --> 00:34:51.958 align:center What's he saying? 00:34:58.458 --> 00:34:59.458 align:center Ugh! 00:35:00.333 --> 00:35:01.333 align:center [sighs] 00:35:01.417 --> 00:35:03.250 align:center What do I do with these guys? 00:35:07.250 --> 00:35:08.667 align:center Are you the judge's nephew? 00:35:13.708 --> 00:35:14.708 align:center [smirks] 00:35:15.167 --> 00:35:16.417 align:center All right. 00:35:16.625 --> 00:35:20.250 align:center Tell the District Magistrate he can't come to my court without wearing a tie. 00:35:20.792 --> 00:35:23.958 align:center Court decorum applies to everyone. Including IAS officers. 00:35:24.333 --> 00:35:25.333 align:center That's all. 00:35:26.000 --> 00:35:27.042 align:center Namaste, Madam! 00:35:27.917 --> 00:35:29.667 align:center Madam, I just can't train that team. 00:35:30.167 --> 00:35:31.500 align:center So you want to go back to jail? 00:35:31.583 --> 00:35:34.292 align:center No, just slap a fine. Whatever the amount, I'll pay it. 00:35:35.167 --> 00:35:37.833 align:center Look you're wasting your time, as well as mine. 00:35:38.417 --> 00:35:39.417 align:center Really, Aunty? 00:35:41.458 --> 00:35:42.458 align:center What did you just say? 00:35:42.958 --> 00:35:43.958 align:center Aunty! 00:35:44.250 --> 00:35:47.750 align:center Because you didn't make your ruling as a judge... but as an aunt. 00:35:48.042 --> 00:35:51.458 align:center That's why you sent me to the place where your nephew is training. 00:35:51.750 --> 00:35:53.375 align:center You didn't really sentence me... [smirks] 00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:56.375 align:center you sent me to tutor your nephew. Yeah! 00:35:57.750 --> 00:35:59.625 align:center -There's definitely been a mistake. -Yeah! 00:36:00.333 --> 00:36:01.333 align:center So let's correct it. 00:36:01.958 --> 00:36:03.208 align:center What I should have done was 00:36:03.292 --> 00:36:06.125 align:center send you to the Emergency Ward of a public hospital, 00:36:06.375 --> 00:36:08.208 align:center to sweep and mop the floors every day. 00:36:09.083 --> 00:36:11.708 align:center Because most of the patients filling up those wards 00:36:11.792 --> 00:36:14.167 align:center are victims of drunk drivers like you. 00:36:14.583 --> 00:36:15.583 align:center Shall I do that? 00:36:15.667 --> 00:36:18.708 align:center Uh, no, no, Madam, no, no! Sorry, Madam, you misunderstood me! 00:36:19.625 --> 00:36:22.792 align:center In fact, I'm really fond of your nephew, he's really sweet! 00:36:23.542 --> 00:36:24.833 align:center Your nephew is my nephew! 00:36:25.333 --> 00:36:27.417 align:center [nervous laugh] 00:36:28.250 --> 00:36:29.250 align:center Your nephew rocks! 00:36:31.042 --> 00:36:32.125 align:center Oh damn! 00:36:32.417 --> 00:36:35.125 align:center [playful music playing] 00:36:35.542 --> 00:36:40.708 align:center [mobile phone vibrating] 00:36:43.000 --> 00:36:44.000 align:center [call answer beep] 00:36:44.875 --> 00:36:45.875 align:center Hello? 00:36:46.083 --> 00:36:47.667 align:center Coach sir, we got in! 00:36:48.333 --> 00:36:49.333 align:center Got in where? 00:36:49.667 --> 00:36:51.750 align:center We got into the Nationals! 00:36:52.042 --> 00:36:54.875 align:center That's because we have a coach! I mean, we have you! 00:36:54.958 --> 00:36:55.958 align:center [breathes heavily] 00:36:56.083 --> 00:36:59.625 align:center Kartar Paaji, you woke me up at 5 am to tell me this? 00:36:59.917 --> 00:37:02.917 align:center Oh sorry, I should have called you earlier, shouldn't I? 00:37:03.375 --> 00:37:04.417 align:center I thought you'd be sleeping. 00:37:04.500 --> 00:37:07.375 align:center You see, it's not nice to wake someone when they're sleeping. 00:37:07.458 --> 00:37:09.167 align:center -Okay, congratulations! -[sighs] 00:37:09.958 --> 00:37:11.792 align:center Thank you, sir. Thank you. 00:37:11.958 --> 00:37:13.417 align:center See you soon, Coach sir. [call end beep] 00:37:14.042 --> 00:37:16.833 align:center How come you're up so early today? 00:37:17.167 --> 00:37:19.250 align:center Why are all the lights on over here? 00:37:19.375 --> 00:37:20.667 align:center Kartar Paaji just called me. 00:37:21.083 --> 00:37:23.708 align:center This team is going to play a tournament. [smirks] 00:37:23.833 --> 00:37:25.792 align:center God willing, you might even win it. 00:37:25.958 --> 00:37:28.375 align:center Who cares if these mad people win or lose, Mummy? 00:37:28.917 --> 00:37:31.042 align:center Why? Why don't you care about them? 00:37:31.583 --> 00:37:34.458 align:center You're their coach, they're your team, they're your players! 00:37:34.833 --> 00:37:36.667 align:center Basketball players aren't like this, Mummy! 00:37:36.750 --> 00:37:39.833 align:center Basketball players, my dear, aren't like this either. 00:37:39.917 --> 00:37:42.208 align:center -What do you mean? -Short in height. 00:37:42.292 --> 00:37:44.542 align:center I'm not short at all! My height is average! 00:37:45.000 --> 00:37:47.292 align:center You may be average in Lajpat Nagar, 00:37:48.250 --> 00:37:51.208 align:center But for a basketball player... you're a shorty! A shorty! 00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:53.333 align:center You're like this little finger, 00:37:53.417 --> 00:37:55.708 align:center the "I need to pee" finger! The tiniest finger! 00:37:55.792 --> 00:37:57.917 align:center Yeah, so what if I'm small? I had talent! 00:37:58.000 --> 00:38:00.375 align:center -And who saw your talent? -My coach saw it! 00:38:00.458 --> 00:38:04.208 align:center Hey! Your coach wasn't even interested in looking at you! 00:38:04.292 --> 00:38:07.083 align:center He refused to try out such a short player! 00:38:07.333 --> 00:38:10.583 align:center I cried, I pleaded! I slapped him right across his face. 00:38:10.667 --> 00:38:12.333 align:center That's when he allowed you to give a trial! 00:38:14.625 --> 00:38:18.583 align:center [mellow music playing] 00:38:18.750 --> 00:38:22.917 align:center Look, son, someone will have to stand up and fight 00:38:23.500 --> 00:38:26.667 align:center for those who are considered different. 00:38:28.042 --> 00:38:29.500 align:center I fought for you. 00:38:30.333 --> 00:38:31.333 align:center [sighs] 00:38:32.167 --> 00:38:34.333 align:center Now you will fight for them. 00:38:41.708 --> 00:38:43.208 align:center My sweet boy. 00:38:43.792 --> 00:38:44.792 align:center [smiles] 00:38:46.667 --> 00:38:48.375 align:center And you better sleep with the lights off. 00:38:48.458 --> 00:38:50.292 align:center I'm the one who pays the bills. 00:38:50.625 --> 00:38:52.125 align:center If I bother you so much... 00:38:52.958 --> 00:38:54.167 align:center I'll move to a hotel. 00:38:55.833 --> 00:38:57.083 align:center Don’t say that, sweetheart. 00:38:58.333 --> 00:39:00.042 align:center It'll only get my hopes up! 00:39:00.250 --> 00:39:05.375 align:center [playful music] 00:39:05.542 --> 00:39:06.583 align:center [clicks tongue] 00:39:13.250 --> 00:39:14.250 align:center [smacks lips] 00:39:16.375 --> 00:39:18.417 align:center Everyone, hold your ba- No! No... 00:39:20.042 --> 00:39:22.625 align:center Everyone, hold your basketballs. 00:39:24.208 --> 00:39:25.208 align:center Good! 00:39:25.292 --> 00:39:27.542 align:center Now we're going to practice shooting. 00:39:27.708 --> 00:39:30.500 align:center One by one, you put the ball into the basket. Okay? 00:39:30.792 --> 00:39:31.792 align:center One by one. 00:39:32.750 --> 00:39:34.792 align:center -Ready boys? -"Okay". "Okay, sir!" 00:39:34.875 --> 00:39:36.000 align:center Satbir! [whistles] 00:39:37.917 --> 00:39:41.500 align:center Hey! Didn't I say one by one? Not together! 00:39:41.583 --> 00:39:44.083 align:center -Yes, sir. -Yeah! Kareem didn't throw the ball. 00:39:44.708 --> 00:39:45.833 align:center Kareem is a good student! 00:39:46.083 --> 00:39:49.708 align:center [Sitaare applaud] 00:39:50.625 --> 00:39:53.458 align:center Now Kareem will put the ball into the basket. Okay, Kareem? 00:39:53.583 --> 00:39:54.583 align:center Yes, sir! 00:39:55.125 --> 00:39:56.125 align:center [whistles] 00:39:56.542 --> 00:39:59.042 align:center [playful music playing] 00:39:59.125 --> 00:40:00.292 align:center [ball dribbling] 00:40:00.958 --> 00:40:01.958 align:center [grunts] 00:40:02.042 --> 00:40:07.708 align:center [Sitaare laughing] 00:40:08.667 --> 00:40:09.708 align:center What was that? 00:40:14.042 --> 00:40:16.042 align:center Okay boys, come on, take a 5 minute break. 00:40:16.167 --> 00:40:17.667 align:center Drink some water. Relax! 00:40:20.125 --> 00:40:21.250 align:center Hargovind! 00:40:23.417 --> 00:40:24.625 align:center [smacks lip] 00:40:26.083 --> 00:40:27.083 align:center Hargovind! 00:40:27.417 --> 00:40:28.792 align:center -Gimme the ball! -Me! 00:40:28.875 --> 00:40:30.083 align:center -Gimme the ball! -Me! 00:40:30.167 --> 00:40:31.333 align:center -Gimme the ball! -Me! 00:40:32.125 --> 00:40:33.958 align:center -What are you guys doing? -Gimme the ball! 00:40:34.250 --> 00:40:35.250 align:center Hey! 00:40:35.458 --> 00:40:36.917 align:center -[Sitaare] Ohhh! -Ahh! 00:40:37.667 --> 00:40:39.000 align:center [ceiling light clatters and breaks] 00:40:39.833 --> 00:40:41.542 align:center [exhales sharply] 00:40:44.292 --> 00:40:45.333 align:center What is this? 00:40:45.417 --> 00:40:46.542 align:center [breathes heavily] 00:40:48.417 --> 00:40:49.875 align:center Sixer! 00:40:49.958 --> 00:40:51.833 align:center Sixer! Sixer! Sixer! 00:40:51.917 --> 00:40:52.917 align:center Stop it! 00:40:53.042 --> 00:40:56.958 align:center Sixer! Sixer! Sixer! 00:40:57.125 --> 00:40:58.708 align:center [whistles] Silence! 00:40:59.417 --> 00:41:02.208 align:center Practice cancelled! Everyone, go home! Go home! 00:41:03.708 --> 00:41:07.792 align:center [garbled speech] 00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:14.000 align:center Sharmaji... 00:41:14.917 --> 00:41:18.417 align:center It's okay, it's okay. I'm okay. Uh... thank you. 00:41:19.375 --> 00:41:21.208 align:center You can leave for today. Okay? 00:41:21.625 --> 00:41:22.625 align:center Thank you. 00:41:24.208 --> 00:41:25.208 align:center [sighs] 00:41:31.750 --> 00:41:32.750 align:center [sighs] 00:41:36.458 --> 00:41:39.917 align:center Hargovind, I know their families send them here so that they can 00:41:40.625 --> 00:41:43.833 align:center meet people, make a few friends and pass their time. 00:41:44.375 --> 00:41:47.000 align:center But we're going to a competition. We're playing a tournament. 00:41:47.250 --> 00:41:50.667 align:center And you don't play a tournament to pass time. You play to win. 00:41:51.708 --> 00:41:52.792 align:center [exhales] 00:41:53.167 --> 00:41:54.917 align:center I know you're more intelligent than the others. 00:41:55.000 --> 00:41:56.375 align:center You're an excellent player. 00:41:56.458 --> 00:41:58.417 align:center But you can't always practice alone. 00:41:58.833 --> 00:41:59.833 align:center If you play with the team, 00:41:59.917 --> 00:42:02.292 align:center we won't just win, we'll beat everyone out there! 00:42:03.583 --> 00:42:04.833 align:center [exhales] 00:42:05.417 --> 00:42:07.208 align:center One always stands by their team, Hargovind. 00:42:08.000 --> 00:42:11.458 align:center [motivational music playing] 00:42:29.917 --> 00:42:31.083 align:center [sighs] 00:42:31.167 --> 00:42:32.667 align:center Coach sir! Coach sir! 00:42:33.708 --> 00:42:34.875 align:center Now what's your problem? 00:42:35.042 --> 00:42:38.083 align:center I have Down's Syndrome. My face is different from other people. 00:42:38.333 --> 00:42:41.000 align:center I have difficulty reading what is written on the board. 00:42:41.167 --> 00:42:44.375 align:center I keep thinking I have all kinds of diseases! 00:42:44.458 --> 00:42:46.125 align:center Sometimes I end up peeing in my sleep, 00:42:46.208 --> 00:42:49.292 align:center and day before yesterday they cut off our cable TV! 00:42:49.500 --> 00:42:51.792 align:center No, no! What's the problem right now? 00:42:51.958 --> 00:42:54.875 align:center Right now my shoes aren't fitting me. What do I do? 00:42:57.542 --> 00:42:58.542 align:center [sighs] 00:42:58.750 --> 00:42:59.750 align:center Swap them. 00:42:59.833 --> 00:43:02.750 align:center I'd swap them, but I lost the receipt the store gave me. 00:43:02.833 --> 00:43:05.708 align:center No! Interchange them! 00:43:06.625 --> 00:43:09.667 align:center Wear that shoe on this foot. And this shoe on that foot! 00:43:09.875 --> 00:43:11.292 align:center -Oh! -Yeah. 00:43:11.583 --> 00:43:12.792 align:center Sit down first! 00:43:23.875 --> 00:43:26.375 align:center [sentimental music playing] 00:43:47.167 --> 00:43:48.167 align:center [grunts] 00:43:49.208 --> 00:43:50.208 align:center [ball dribbling] 00:43:50.708 --> 00:43:51.708 align:center [exhales sharply] 00:43:54.292 --> 00:43:56.875 align:center Coach sir! Now my feet are fine! 00:43:58.250 --> 00:44:00.833 align:center Not your feet, your sh... never mind. 00:44:01.583 --> 00:44:04.458 align:center The thing is, I am a little dumb. 00:44:04.792 --> 00:44:08.083 align:center No, no! I didn't say that. When did I say that? 00:44:08.375 --> 00:44:14.167 align:center I know, I remember you called me... "Mister In-tell-i-gent". 00:44:14.833 --> 00:44:18.125 align:center I remember! I remember it very well. 00:44:19.292 --> 00:44:25.042 align:center [sentimental music playing] 00:44:27.583 --> 00:44:28.583 align:center [sighs] 00:44:43.667 --> 00:44:47.750 align:center My entire strategy... will have to be around Hargovind. 00:44:52.958 --> 00:44:54.333 align:center Hargovind's left the team. 00:44:54.792 --> 00:44:55.792 align:center What? 00:44:56.625 --> 00:44:58.125 align:center What do you mean he left the team? 00:44:58.417 --> 00:45:00.292 align:center He was the only good player. Who's going to play? 00:45:00.375 --> 00:45:01.708 align:center The rest of the team will play. 00:45:02.250 --> 00:45:04.167 align:center The rest are useless, they're good for nothing! 00:45:04.250 --> 00:45:07.083 align:center Bye, sir! Bye, Coach sir! 00:45:07.167 --> 00:45:08.875 align:center -Bye! -[grunts] 00:45:09.167 --> 00:45:10.833 align:center -Hey! -See! Look at that. 00:45:11.792 --> 00:45:13.708 align:center Sir, he's not a player, he's a drunk at a party! 00:45:13.792 --> 00:45:15.417 align:center Hands going one way, legs the other, 00:45:15.500 --> 00:45:17.458 align:center no coordination, no rhythm, no nothing! 00:45:17.625 --> 00:45:18.625 align:center [bike starts] 00:45:21.958 --> 00:45:23.458 align:center Where's that mad man going on a bike? 00:45:23.542 --> 00:45:24.583 align:center Someone stop him! 00:45:25.083 --> 00:45:27.875 align:center Or he'll send someone to their funeral today! Hey! Hey! Oye! 00:45:28.042 --> 00:45:29.875 align:center [bike passes by] 00:45:31.875 --> 00:45:34.292 align:center This good-for-nothing has never caused an accident. 00:45:35.417 --> 00:45:36.500 align:center Have you? 00:45:37.167 --> 00:45:40.917 align:center [playful music playing] 00:45:41.417 --> 00:45:44.708 align:center He may have trouble handling the ball, but not himself. 00:45:45.625 --> 00:45:47.375 align:center He lives away from his family, in a hostel. 00:45:47.500 --> 00:45:49.500 align:center Wakes up at 4 every morning and goes to work. 00:45:52.250 --> 00:45:55.792 align:center [tooth brush scrubbing] 00:45:58.208 --> 00:46:00.250 align:center He works in the kitchen at the Apsara Hotel. 00:46:03.708 --> 00:46:06.625 align:center -What are you doing? Hurry up! -Sorry, sir. 00:46:06.708 --> 00:46:08.375 align:center Scrub faster! And stop saying "Sorry, sir"! 00:46:08.583 --> 00:46:12.000 align:center Raju's family has a nursery. He likes talking to plants all day. 00:46:12.167 --> 00:46:13.958 align:center Shameless cactus! 00:46:14.042 --> 00:46:16.458 align:center Time to change your habits. Why do you drink so much water? 00:46:17.708 --> 00:46:19.000 align:center Hey, Raju, smile! [children cheering] 00:46:19.083 --> 00:46:20.542 align:center I want a big smile, Raju! 00:46:21.375 --> 00:46:24.625 align:center Raju may be from Delhi. But his vibe is totally Goa. 00:46:27.833 --> 00:46:29.292 align:center -Bye, Coach sir! -Bye. 00:46:29.625 --> 00:46:31.917 align:center Hey, Paaji, how are you? 00:46:32.083 --> 00:46:33.083 align:center [smiles] 00:46:33.292 --> 00:46:35.208 align:center Bye, my boy. Did you cut your nails? 00:46:35.292 --> 00:46:36.583 align:center -Yeah. -How did you cut them? 00:46:36.667 --> 00:46:38.042 align:center -Like this. -No! 00:46:38.125 --> 00:46:39.542 align:center -Okay. -That's not the way. 00:46:39.625 --> 00:46:41.500 align:center -Okay, sorry, sorry. -Okay, bye, all the best. 00:46:41.667 --> 00:46:43.083 align:center -All good, sir? -All good. 00:46:44.625 --> 00:46:47.125 align:center Satbir works as a mechanic in his uncle's garage. 00:46:47.792 --> 00:46:50.625 align:center He's no ordinary mechanic, he's an expert. 00:46:51.542 --> 00:46:52.583 align:center This good-for-nothing 00:46:52.667 --> 00:46:55.375 align:center teaches mechanical engineering students about cars. 00:46:56.167 --> 00:46:59.333 align:center Always use Ethylene Glycol as a coolant... 00:46:59.417 --> 00:47:02.292 align:center otherwise the car will overheat, alright? 00:47:02.458 --> 00:47:03.500 align:center Okay, write it down. 00:47:05.208 --> 00:47:06.208 align:center Bye, Sharmaji. 00:47:06.750 --> 00:47:07.750 align:center Bye, Sharmaji. 00:47:08.458 --> 00:47:09.875 align:center Sharmaji doesn't have a mother. 00:47:09.958 --> 00:47:11.583 align:center He lives with his father and uncle. 00:47:12.125 --> 00:47:13.333 align:center He's everybody's favorite. 00:47:14.458 --> 00:47:15.458 align:center Sharmaji! 00:47:16.042 --> 00:47:17.375 align:center -That's me! -That's me! 00:47:17.667 --> 00:47:19.708 align:center This good-for-nothing works in a café. 00:47:20.083 --> 00:47:23.292 align:center Any customer who understands what he's saying gets 10% off. 00:47:25.875 --> 00:47:26.875 align:center Thank you, Sharmaji. 00:47:29.000 --> 00:47:31.833 align:center All the old customers understand what he says. It's amazing! 00:47:31.917 --> 00:47:33.083 align:center -Really? -Yeah. 00:47:34.417 --> 00:47:36.292 align:center -Bye, Paaji! Bye, Coach sir! -Bye, Lotus! 00:47:36.708 --> 00:47:37.708 align:center Bye, Lotus! 00:47:38.458 --> 00:47:39.958 align:center Lotus works in a dye factory. 00:47:42.542 --> 00:47:44.500 align:center Sir, this is leaking! 00:47:44.583 --> 00:47:45.583 align:center Really? 00:47:46.958 --> 00:47:49.250 align:center -Then you keep it, son. -Thank you, sir, thank you! 00:47:49.792 --> 00:47:52.125 align:center That's why his hair's a different color every other day. 00:47:52.250 --> 00:47:53.375 align:center [smiles] 00:47:56.500 --> 00:47:58.000 align:center Guddu is very fond of animals. 00:47:58.583 --> 00:48:00.542 align:center And animals are equally fond of him. 00:48:00.833 --> 00:48:01.833 align:center [smiles] 00:48:02.250 --> 00:48:03.250 align:center [imitates barking] 00:48:04.375 --> 00:48:05.667 align:center [ducks rasping] 00:48:05.750 --> 00:48:08.333 align:center He works in an animal farm. He's an animal expert. 00:48:09.083 --> 00:48:10.708 align:center All the animals that are impossible to manage 00:48:11.000 --> 00:48:12.833 align:center are handled easily by this good-for-nothing. 00:48:14.792 --> 00:48:16.750 align:center He spends all his time with them. 00:48:17.750 --> 00:48:20.333 align:center I see. So that's why he stinks so much. 00:48:20.417 --> 00:48:22.583 align:center No, no, he smells like that because he doesn't bathe. 00:48:23.375 --> 00:48:25.625 align:center -One day I'll dunk him in the bath. -No, no! 00:48:26.500 --> 00:48:28.417 align:center He almost drowned when he was a little boy. 00:48:28.500 --> 00:48:29.917 align:center -Oh! -That's why he's scared of water. 00:48:30.000 --> 00:48:33.292 align:center -Oh! -The problem isn't water, it’s his fear. 00:48:34.208 --> 00:48:36.000 align:center Sir, do I have a fever? 00:48:36.125 --> 00:48:37.125 align:center Let me see. 00:48:38.750 --> 00:48:40.458 align:center Umm... no, you don't. 00:48:41.042 --> 00:48:43.000 align:center What? That's not possible, sir. 00:48:43.458 --> 00:48:44.875 align:center Sir, do I have a fever? 00:48:47.417 --> 00:48:48.417 align:center No. 00:48:48.500 --> 00:48:51.000 align:center No problem, I'll just check it for myself. 00:48:53.958 --> 00:48:55.333 align:center [plane flies overhead] 00:48:58.500 --> 00:49:01.542 align:center Huh? That's the flight from Delhi to Mumbai. 00:49:01.625 --> 00:49:04.167 align:center -Why is it leaving so late, sir? -Yeah. 00:49:04.250 --> 00:49:07.500 align:center How will India become a super power? I'll just go check. 00:49:07.708 --> 00:49:09.750 align:center By the way, everything is normal. 00:49:09.833 --> 00:49:11.083 align:center [smiles] It's normal! 00:49:12.708 --> 00:49:13.708 align:center [smirks] 00:49:13.833 --> 00:49:14.833 align:center That's normal? 00:49:14.917 --> 00:49:16.917 align:center Hey, a lot of people think "I'm sick with this" 00:49:17.000 --> 00:49:18.667 align:center "I'm down with that". Sunil is just like them. 00:49:18.750 --> 00:49:19.750 align:center That's not what I'm saying. 00:49:19.833 --> 00:49:22.292 align:center Looking at planes in the sky and tracking their timings? 00:49:22.375 --> 00:49:23.875 align:center -That's madness, right? -[clicks tongue] 00:49:24.083 --> 00:49:25.375 align:center So tracking a flight is madness? 00:49:26.958 --> 00:49:27.958 align:center Yeah! 00:49:29.458 --> 00:49:31.958 align:center Now, when people go hiding behind trees, 00:49:32.042 --> 00:49:33.833 align:center watching birds for hours with binoculars, 00:49:33.917 --> 00:49:35.292 align:center they're called bird watchers. 00:49:35.917 --> 00:49:37.042 align:center Why aren't they called mad? 00:49:37.458 --> 00:49:40.333 align:center Some folks love collecting stamps, sticking them in an album 00:49:40.417 --> 00:49:41.708 align:center and gaze at them for hours. 00:49:41.792 --> 00:49:44.500 align:center Why aren't they called mad? They're called stamp collectors! 00:49:45.583 --> 00:49:47.167 align:center [inhales] 00:49:47.667 --> 00:49:49.833 align:center We all have our hobbies, we all have our own normal. 00:49:53.833 --> 00:49:55.500 align:center Everyone has their own story. 00:49:56.125 --> 00:49:58.125 align:center Some didn't develop enough during pregnancy. 00:49:58.208 --> 00:50:00.208 align:center Some had complications at the time of birth. 00:50:01.667 --> 00:50:04.500 align:center Our fate isn't written in the palm of our hand, Coach sir. 00:50:04.667 --> 00:50:06.292 align:center It's written in our chromosomes. 00:50:06.583 --> 00:50:07.583 align:center What do you mean? 00:50:08.250 --> 00:50:11.833 align:center I mean, our body is made up of cells. And each cell has 23 pairs of chromosomes. 00:50:12.458 --> 00:50:14.333 align:center The colour of our eyes, the colour of our hair, 00:50:14.417 --> 00:50:16.292 align:center our height are all determined by chromosomes. 00:50:17.542 --> 00:50:20.167 align:center Each chromosome plays a double role, like an identical twin. 00:50:20.708 --> 00:50:22.167 align:center -Duplicate? -Correct! 00:50:22.583 --> 00:50:24.792 align:center The problem begins when there are three instead of two. 00:50:24.917 --> 00:50:28.292 align:center For example, when chromosome pair No. 21 has 3 copies... 00:50:28.833 --> 00:50:30.167 align:center you're born with Down's Syndrome. 00:50:32.667 --> 00:50:35.042 align:center Just one chromosome from here to there... 00:50:35.667 --> 00:50:38.125 align:center and you and I could become like them. "Good for nothing". 00:50:44.125 --> 00:50:46.667 align:center Then there's Autism, Tourette Syndrome... It's a whole spectrum. 00:50:47.167 --> 00:50:48.167 align:center So what causes them? 00:50:48.250 --> 00:50:51.833 align:center Well, Coach sir. You just have to sit down with their families for 10 minutes. 00:50:51.917 --> 00:50:53.167 align:center They'll put Google to shame. 00:50:55.333 --> 00:50:56.333 align:center And Hargovind? 00:50:57.208 --> 00:51:00.375 align:center What's his problem? He appears quite normal. 00:51:01.667 --> 00:51:03.750 align:center Well, the flu hits everyone differently. 00:51:04.417 --> 00:51:06.458 align:center Some have very runny noses, some not so much. 00:51:06.542 --> 00:51:09.083 align:center Some sneeze ten times, some sneeze a hundred times. 00:51:09.833 --> 00:51:13.333 align:center Hargovind is better off than the others. 00:51:13.917 --> 00:51:17.542 align:center Let's just say he's on the same train... but in the last compartment. 00:51:19.083 --> 00:51:20.167 align:center Invisible Autism. 00:51:21.333 --> 00:51:22.458 align:center Why did he quit the team? 00:51:24.333 --> 00:51:25.333 align:center [smacks lip] 00:51:25.417 --> 00:51:26.917 align:center That's a whole different story. 00:51:27.958 --> 00:51:29.208 align:center I'll tell you some other time. 00:51:35.083 --> 00:51:40.125 align:center Nothing, nothing... 00:51:41.042 --> 00:51:42.667 align:center [alarm clock ringing] 00:51:42.958 --> 00:51:43.958 align:center Nothing... 00:51:44.917 --> 00:51:46.125 align:center [shower splashing] 00:51:46.708 --> 00:51:47.708 align:center Nothing... 00:51:49.833 --> 00:51:51.542 align:center Good for nothing 00:51:54.375 --> 00:51:56.125 align:center Nothing, nothing... 00:51:56.208 --> 00:51:59.333 align:center Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing 00:51:59.500 --> 00:52:03.875 align:center Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing 00:52:04.083 --> 00:52:05.208 align:center Come on boys! 00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:07.625 align:center Yes, very good! Come on! 00:52:07.708 --> 00:52:09.333 align:center Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing 00:52:09.458 --> 00:52:11.333 align:center This thing, that thing, anything 00:52:13.167 --> 00:52:14.708 align:center Oh no, is he lost again? 00:52:14.833 --> 00:52:17.292 align:center No-no, sir, just looking at the bird's nest. 00:52:18.708 --> 00:52:20.458 align:center [birds chirping] 00:52:20.958 --> 00:52:21.958 align:center Huh? 00:52:27.083 --> 00:52:30.833 align:center Papa says you'll make us infamous 00:52:30.958 --> 00:52:34.167 align:center You'll do something stupid and bring shame on us 00:52:35.208 --> 00:52:38.417 align:center Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing 00:52:38.500 --> 00:52:41.708 align:center Papa says, son you'll make us infamous 00:52:41.792 --> 00:52:45.625 align:center You'll do something stupid and bring shame on us 00:52:46.042 --> 00:52:49.333 align:center Life is like an open highway 00:52:49.750 --> 00:52:53.292 align:center But you'll create traffic jams everywhere... 00:52:53.625 --> 00:52:56.917 align:center Papa says, son you'll make us infamous 00:52:57.333 --> 00:53:00.583 align:center You'll do something stupid and bring shame on us 00:53:01.250 --> 00:53:04.458 align:center I worked hard to get where I am today 00:53:04.917 --> 00:53:08.667 align:center You'll work just as hard to get nowhere 00:53:08.792 --> 00:53:11.958 align:center Papa says, son you'll make us infamous 00:53:12.042 --> 00:53:15.625 align:center You'll do something stupid and bring shame on us 00:53:15.750 --> 00:53:19.458 align:center Good for nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, that's what they tell us 00:53:19.542 --> 00:53:23.208 align:center Good for nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, that's what they tell us 00:53:23.375 --> 00:53:27.000 align:center We hit back and told the world to go to hell 00:53:27.083 --> 00:53:31.125 align:center Good for nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, says the world 00:53:31.375 --> 00:53:36.542 align:center [vocalization] 00:53:36.625 --> 00:53:39.708 align:center Bantu, why do you keep scratching your ear? 00:53:39.792 --> 00:53:42.458 align:center Whenever I do this, time goes by quickly. 00:53:42.542 --> 00:53:44.000 align:center Time goes by quickly. Eh? 00:53:44.083 --> 00:53:46.917 align:center But for that, you have to wait for some time. 00:53:48.000 --> 00:53:49.000 align:center [hick up] 00:53:49.458 --> 00:53:51.125 align:center Very good, Bantu! Guddu, good! 00:53:51.208 --> 00:53:52.750 align:center Lotus, knees bent, knees bent! 00:53:52.833 --> 00:53:55.167 align:center Sunil! Why aren't you using your right hand? 00:53:55.250 --> 00:53:57.292 align:center Tennis elbow, here, tennis elbow. 00:53:57.375 --> 00:53:59.292 align:center Alright then, use one hand. C'mon. 00:53:59.458 --> 00:54:00.500 align:center Sharmaji, very good. 00:54:00.792 --> 00:54:02.708 align:center Raju! I like it! 00:54:02.792 --> 00:54:04.125 align:center Thank you, sir. 00:54:04.292 --> 00:54:06.917 align:center After this, we're going to practice ball-passing, okay? 00:54:07.083 --> 00:54:08.875 align:center How, sir? 00:54:08.958 --> 00:54:10.875 align:center -I'll explain that to you later. -Like this. 00:54:11.375 --> 00:54:12.375 align:center Hey! Hey, no! 00:54:15.042 --> 00:54:18.250 align:center Your ifs, buts, whys and wherefores 00:54:18.375 --> 00:54:21.958 align:center Son, you're a strange kind of creature 00:54:22.042 --> 00:54:26.208 align:center Your ways, your demeanour are just so different from the world, 00:54:26.292 --> 00:54:31.417 align:center that you can turn right into wrong 00:54:31.917 --> 00:54:35.167 align:center Just as you are pardoned for the mistake you made in the morning, 00:54:35.250 --> 00:54:39.000 align:center you'll repeat the very same mistake that evening 00:54:39.083 --> 00:54:42.667 align:center Papa says, son you'll make us infamous 00:54:42.750 --> 00:54:46.625 align:center You'll do something stupid and bring shame on us 00:54:46.958 --> 00:54:50.625 align:center Life is like an open highway 00:54:50.792 --> 00:54:54.500 align:center But you'll create traffic jams everywhere 00:54:54.583 --> 00:54:57.833 align:center Papa says, son you'll make us infamous 00:54:57.917 --> 00:55:01.417 align:center You'll do something stupid and bring shame on us 00:55:01.500 --> 00:55:05.250 align:center Good for nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, that's what they tell us 00:55:05.333 --> 00:55:09.083 align:center Good for nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, that's what they tell us 00:55:09.167 --> 00:55:12.833 align:center We hit back and told the world to go to hell 00:55:12.917 --> 00:55:17.458 align:center Good for nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, says the world 00:55:17.625 --> 00:55:23.250 align:center [vocalization] 00:55:24.333 --> 00:55:27.917 align:center What the heck, enjoy yourself 00:55:28.000 --> 00:55:30.417 align:center What the heck, enjoy yourself 00:55:30.500 --> 00:55:32.542 align:center This thing, that thing, anything 00:55:33.333 --> 00:55:35.042 align:center [claps] [clears throat] 00:55:35.125 --> 00:55:37.625 align:center -So boys, tomorrow's our first game. -Sorry, sir, sorry. 00:55:37.833 --> 00:55:38.833 align:center Kareem, come in. 00:55:39.792 --> 00:55:42.917 align:center Tomorrow, Monday, we'll be playing our first game. 00:55:43.083 --> 00:55:46.583 align:center And the best part about this game is that we'll be playing at home. 00:55:46.667 --> 00:55:48.208 align:center What if the TV breaks at home? 00:55:48.375 --> 00:55:51.125 align:center Let it break! They've cut off my cable anyway, 00:55:51.208 --> 00:55:52.792 align:center no problem at all! 00:55:52.875 --> 00:55:55.833 align:center No, no! 'At home' means to be on home ground. 00:55:55.917 --> 00:55:58.708 align:center We'll play here, over here, where we always practice. Home ground. 00:55:58.792 --> 00:56:00.917 align:center -Sir, but Hargovind isn't here! -[smacks lip] 00:56:01.125 --> 00:56:03.417 align:center Hargovind! Hargovind! Hargovind! 00:56:04.042 --> 00:56:06.333 align:center Guddu! Do you have to remind me? 00:56:06.750 --> 00:56:08.333 align:center [exhales sharply] Sorry. 00:56:08.833 --> 00:56:09.875 align:center Now here's the strategy. 00:56:10.417 --> 00:56:12.208 align:center Oh, yeah! An important point. 00:56:12.292 --> 00:56:14.542 align:center You have uniforms in three different colors. 00:56:14.625 --> 00:56:16.917 align:center One red, one blue and one white, sir! 00:56:17.000 --> 00:56:18.125 align:center -Yeah, correct! -Okay. 00:56:18.750 --> 00:56:21.708 align:center All of you will wear blue for tomorrow's game, okay? Blue. 00:56:21.833 --> 00:56:24.292 align:center Sir, my mummy won't 00:56:24.375 --> 00:56:26.167 align:center [breathes deeply] recognize me in blue. 00:56:26.292 --> 00:56:28.292 align:center And sir, my girlfriend likes red! 00:56:28.375 --> 00:56:29.833 align:center She is a prostitute. 00:56:29.917 --> 00:56:33.625 align:center Hey! Sir has asked us not to say that word. 00:56:33.708 --> 00:56:36.708 align:center Yeah! Sir told us never to use that word. 00:56:36.833 --> 00:56:40.750 align:center She is a business person, just like sir's wife. Correct, sir? 00:56:40.875 --> 00:56:42.292 align:center -Ey! -I'm going to wear red! 00:56:42.375 --> 00:56:44.542 align:center How can you wear red? The other team is wearing red! 00:56:44.625 --> 00:56:46.250 align:center Then I'll play for the other team! 00:56:46.833 --> 00:56:48.125 align:center I'm going to wear red too! 00:56:48.208 --> 00:56:49.375 align:center You will wear blue! 00:56:49.458 --> 00:56:51.792 align:center -No! Red! Just like him! -Shut up! 00:56:51.875 --> 00:56:52.958 align:center Hey! Silence! 00:56:53.208 --> 00:56:54.542 align:center Shut up, I'm wearing red! 00:56:54.625 --> 00:56:56.333 align:center -I love my mummy. -Shut up! Shut up! 00:56:58.083 --> 00:56:59.917 align:center Silence! Silence! 00:57:00.042 --> 00:57:02.500 align:center -Shut up! Listen! -[whistles] 00:57:02.667 --> 00:57:03.667 align:center Silence! 00:57:05.625 --> 00:57:08.000 align:center Everyone will wear blue for tomorrow's game! 00:57:08.542 --> 00:57:09.542 align:center [claps] 00:57:09.750 --> 00:57:10.792 align:center [smacks leg] 00:57:11.583 --> 00:57:14.417 align:center [mellow music] 00:57:21.458 --> 00:57:22.458 align:center [smiles] 00:57:23.750 --> 00:57:26.792 align:center Kartar Paaji, what's going on? Huh? 00:57:28.375 --> 00:57:32.042 align:center You've got so many chairs here. Who's going to come on a Monday morning? 00:57:32.167 --> 00:57:34.125 align:center Friends will come. Families too. 00:57:39.125 --> 00:57:40.917 align:center When a child like this is born in the family, 00:57:41.708 --> 00:57:42.958 align:center it must be really tough. 00:57:43.458 --> 00:57:46.042 align:center [smirks] Yeah, it is. Of course, it is. 00:57:47.042 --> 00:57:48.917 align:center But aren't beautiful things often difficult? 00:57:49.542 --> 00:57:50.625 align:center [scoffs] 00:57:51.458 --> 00:57:53.000 align:center Having a child like this... 00:57:53.708 --> 00:57:55.500 align:center what's so good or beautiful about it? 00:57:57.250 --> 00:58:01.417 align:center Coach sir, you know, homes are a lot like people. 00:58:02.458 --> 00:58:04.958 align:center And just like people, a home doesn't take long to grow old. 00:58:05.542 --> 00:58:08.583 align:center Once kids finish college and leave home, the home grows old. 00:58:08.792 --> 00:58:11.292 align:center -[smiles] -Every home needs a touch of childhood. 00:58:12.167 --> 00:58:15.167 align:center It's true that their families face a lot of problems. 00:58:15.500 --> 00:58:17.375 align:center They can't go on holidays or go to the movies, 00:58:17.458 --> 00:58:18.833 align:center sometimes they get tired of it all. 00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:21.167 align:center But to tell you the truth 00:58:21.583 --> 00:58:23.417 align:center no matter how much they trouble you 00:58:24.208 --> 00:58:25.833 align:center they never let your home grow old. 00:58:29.375 --> 00:58:32.042 align:center Their families and their friends would do anything for them. 00:58:32.792 --> 00:58:34.167 align:center Coach sir, forget Monday, 00:58:35.000 --> 00:58:36.625 align:center even if it was the last day on earth, 00:58:37.125 --> 00:58:38.792 align:center they would still show up for the game. 00:58:42.417 --> 00:58:43.583 align:center -Paaji! -Yeah! 00:58:43.667 --> 00:58:45.292 align:center -Where do I keep this? -On the left. 00:58:49.333 --> 00:58:50.958 align:center [breathes deeply] Umm... 00:59:02.708 --> 00:59:04.542 align:center I told you to wear blue t-shirts, didn't I? 00:59:04.625 --> 00:59:06.000 align:center No, you had said red! 00:59:06.208 --> 00:59:08.583 align:center No, sir told us to wear blue. 00:59:08.667 --> 00:59:09.833 align:center Then why did you wear red? 00:59:09.917 --> 00:59:13.000 align:center My mummy won't recognise me in blue. 00:59:13.458 --> 00:59:16.792 align:center Sir, I'm color blind. Which color am I wearing, sir? 00:59:19.333 --> 00:59:20.458 align:center [sighs] 00:59:21.333 --> 00:59:24.542 align:center In a team, everyone has to wear the same colour. 00:59:25.833 --> 00:59:27.833 align:center At least Sharmaji's wearing blue shorts! 00:59:28.875 --> 00:59:30.875 align:center Sir, Kareem hasn't come today. 00:59:30.958 --> 00:59:33.542 align:center His boss didn't give him the day off. 00:59:33.833 --> 00:59:35.208 align:center He's a very bad person! 00:59:35.875 --> 00:59:36.958 align:center I know, but what can we do? 00:59:37.042 --> 00:59:38.250 align:center We can wear red! 00:59:38.333 --> 00:59:39.333 align:center No! 00:59:42.292 --> 00:59:43.292 align:center Guddu! 00:59:43.875 --> 00:59:44.917 align:center What, sir? 00:59:45.083 --> 00:59:46.792 align:center You have two blue t-shirts on, right? 00:59:47.167 --> 00:59:48.917 align:center Take the inner one off and give it to Lotus. 00:59:49.000 --> 00:59:50.917 align:center I'll die but I won't wear his t-shirt! 00:59:51.000 --> 00:59:53.292 align:center You will wear Guddu's t-shirt if you want to play! 00:59:53.833 --> 00:59:54.917 align:center The rest is up to you! 00:59:57.458 --> 00:59:58.500 align:center And Satbir! 00:59:58.583 --> 01:00:01.083 align:center I don't have a blue t-shirt. 01:00:02.250 --> 01:00:03.500 align:center [sighs] 01:00:08.625 --> 01:00:11.417 align:center [indistinct chatter] 01:00:15.375 --> 01:00:17.417 align:center Hey, pass it! Pass the ball! Pa-- 01:00:17.667 --> 01:00:19.833 align:center Mummy! Mummy, how are you, Mummy! 01:00:20.208 --> 01:00:24.750 align:center It's me, Satbir! Look! Mummy! It's me! It's me, Satbir! 01:00:25.042 --> 01:00:27.667 align:center -Come here. -I'm... I'm Satbir, look! 01:00:27.750 --> 01:00:29.167 align:center Yes, I know that, 01:00:29.250 --> 01:00:31.625 align:center but tell me, which idiot put this t-shirt on you? 01:00:33.917 --> 01:00:36.667 align:center Satbir, get back there. Focus on the game! Focus! 01:00:36.750 --> 01:00:39.917 align:center -I gave him a different t-shirt to wear. -Now defense, come on! Defense! 01:00:40.083 --> 01:00:42.583 align:center [upbeat music playing] 01:00:42.667 --> 01:00:43.792 align:center Come on, good job, good job! 01:00:49.583 --> 01:00:50.583 align:center Oye! 01:00:56.917 --> 01:00:58.042 align:center Hey you, genius! 01:00:58.208 --> 01:00:59.708 align:center Don't take one month to wash one pot! 01:00:59.792 --> 01:01:03.125 align:center Hurry up and finish it! Is your mother going to mop the floor? 01:01:03.292 --> 01:01:06.875 align:center But my mother d-d-died l-long ago. 01:01:09.625 --> 01:01:10.625 align:center How can she come? 01:01:10.875 --> 01:01:14.500 align:center You said, I'd get a day off for the game. 01:01:14.667 --> 01:01:17.875 align:center Yeah? Am I the sports minister? You stupid donkey. 01:01:18.292 --> 01:01:20.708 align:center Really! It's a mistake to be kind to anyone! 01:01:21.125 --> 01:01:24.667 align:center [upbeat music playing] 01:01:24.833 --> 01:01:27.833 align:center Go for a triangle offense! Triangle offense, c'mon! 45 degree angle! 01:01:28.000 --> 01:01:30.125 align:center Zone defense, boys, zone defense! C'mon, zone defense! 01:01:30.208 --> 01:01:31.542 align:center Fake him out to receive the ball! 01:01:31.625 --> 01:01:33.833 align:center Two-one-two, two-one-two formation, boys! Two-one-two formation! 01:01:33.917 --> 01:01:35.292 align:center Zone defense! Zone defense! 01:01:35.375 --> 01:01:36.625 align:center What is sir saying? 01:01:36.708 --> 01:01:40.750 align:center I have absolutely no idea! It must be something about basketball. 01:01:40.833 --> 01:01:43.750 align:center Lotus! Pass it to the high post! C'mon! Pass it to the high post! 01:01:43.833 --> 01:01:46.792 align:center Raju, set up a screen for the ball man! 01:01:46.875 --> 01:01:49.625 align:center Two-one-two formation, boys! Play two-one-two! 01:01:49.708 --> 01:01:51.167 align:center Zone defense! Zone defense! 01:01:51.250 --> 01:01:55.000 align:center C'mon, c'mon! Basket! Very good! C'mon, c'mon, boys! 01:01:55.083 --> 01:01:56.542 align:center Good shot! Good shot! 01:01:56.625 --> 01:01:57.917 align:center C'mon, boys, c'mon! [clapping] 01:01:58.375 --> 01:02:02.542 align:center C'mon, Sharmaji, pass to the high post! C'mon, yes! C'mon, take the shot! 01:02:02.917 --> 01:02:07.958 align:center Yes! Yes! C'mon boys! C'mon boys! Yes! 01:02:12.958 --> 01:02:14.583 align:center Hey! That's a foul! that's a foul! 01:02:16.042 --> 01:02:18.417 align:center Hey, that's a foul! Why hasn't he called a foul? 01:02:18.833 --> 01:02:20.333 align:center Referee! Foul! 01:02:20.708 --> 01:02:21.708 align:center Huh? 01:02:22.167 --> 01:02:25.375 align:center [crowd cheering] 01:02:33.583 --> 01:02:35.083 align:center Lotus! Pass it to Satbir! 01:02:35.167 --> 01:02:37.000 align:center -What? -Quickly! Give it to Satbir! 01:02:40.125 --> 01:02:41.792 align:center -Foul! Foul! Foul! -[Referee whistles] 01:02:42.042 --> 01:02:43.750 align:center Yes! Yes! 01:02:43.958 --> 01:02:45.375 align:center [claps] [sarcastic laugh] 01:02:45.500 --> 01:02:47.917 align:center Free throw, Satbir! Free throw! 01:02:48.583 --> 01:02:49.708 align:center Foul! Foul! 01:02:50.375 --> 01:02:52.417 align:center Okay! C'mon, Satbir! 01:02:53.167 --> 01:02:54.167 align:center [crowd chanting] 01:02:54.333 --> 01:02:58.000 align:center Don't stress! Focus, focus! Don't stress! 01:02:59.250 --> 01:03:03.875 align:center Satbir! Satbir! Satbir, this is the basket that will win us the game! 01:03:04.125 --> 01:03:07.958 align:center It's a very important basket! Focus! Don't stress, focus! 01:03:08.042 --> 01:03:10.792 align:center Satbir! We have to get this basket! 01:03:11.083 --> 01:03:13.458 align:center With this one basket we can win the game! 01:03:13.625 --> 01:03:15.458 align:center Okay? But you try to relax! 01:03:15.542 --> 01:03:19.667 align:center Hey! Silence! Silence! Everyone, quiet! You're disturbing Satbir! 01:03:20.167 --> 01:03:24.292 align:center Satbir! Remember, an archer’s focus is only on the bull’s eye. 01:03:24.458 --> 01:03:27.167 align:center C'mon, Satbir, c'mon! Get it straight in. 01:03:27.250 --> 01:03:31.708 align:center There's you and the bull's eye! With this one basket we can win the game! 01:03:31.792 --> 01:03:34.250 align:center C'mon, Satbir! Don't get tense, just stay focused! 01:03:34.333 --> 01:03:37.500 align:center Sir! First, you be quiet! 01:03:37.833 --> 01:03:38.833 align:center Oh. 01:03:39.000 --> 01:03:40.083 align:center [sighs] 01:03:43.000 --> 01:03:45.792 align:center Praise be the lord! 01:03:46.375 --> 01:03:51.000 align:center [motivational music playing] 01:03:53.917 --> 01:03:57.375 align:center -Oh! -[crowd cheering] 01:04:00.417 --> 01:04:02.167 align:center We won! We won! 01:04:02.667 --> 01:04:03.875 align:center [gives hi-five] 01:04:04.167 --> 01:04:05.167 align:center [laughs] 01:04:05.292 --> 01:04:06.417 align:center We won! 01:04:06.583 --> 01:04:11.917 align:center [victorious music playing] 01:04:44.250 --> 01:04:45.958 align:center [mop swishing] 01:04:54.542 --> 01:04:55.667 align:center [sighs] 01:04:57.417 --> 01:04:59.417 align:center "We won!" "Yayyy!" 01:04:59.875 --> 01:05:02.000 align:center Amazing, Coach sir! You led the boys to victory! 01:05:02.917 --> 01:05:04.042 align:center Okay, listen, listen! 01:05:04.625 --> 01:05:06.458 align:center Where's the next match? In Chandigarh! 01:05:06.625 --> 01:05:08.792 align:center Chandigarh! Chandigarh! Chandigarh! 01:05:08.958 --> 01:05:12.542 align:center Okay, c'mon, boys! Now go and bathe. Well done. 01:05:12.667 --> 01:05:16.375 align:center One should take a shower in cold, cold water! 01:05:16.625 --> 01:05:17.625 align:center Shower! 01:05:17.958 --> 01:05:19.458 align:center -Shut up! -Shower! 01:05:19.625 --> 01:05:23.583 align:center Satbir. Why are you teasing him, son? You know he's scared of bathing. 01:05:24.667 --> 01:05:26.417 align:center Guddu, come here. Sit with me. 01:05:27.583 --> 01:05:28.583 align:center Sit. 01:05:29.417 --> 01:05:30.417 align:center Ooff! 01:05:32.375 --> 01:05:35.042 align:center Yeah, well done, Guddu. Forget about them. 01:05:36.042 --> 01:05:38.167 align:center [clears throat] [exhales sharply] 01:05:38.417 --> 01:05:40.792 align:center -Woohoo! Yay! -Come, Guddu. 01:05:41.042 --> 01:05:42.708 align:center -"We won the game!" -"We won!" 01:05:43.125 --> 01:05:47.167 align:center Hey, come on, Guddu! Nothing will happen. Just go and have a bath! 01:05:47.542 --> 01:05:49.542 align:center No! I'll die, sir! 01:05:49.708 --> 01:05:50.750 align:center No, you won't die. 01:05:50.833 --> 01:05:52.667 align:center Just stand under the shower. It'll feel good! 01:05:52.750 --> 01:05:56.167 align:center -I'll die! I know I'll die! -Ooff! Hey! Let go of me! 01:05:56.333 --> 01:05:57.333 align:center [mouse squeaking] 01:05:57.417 --> 01:05:58.750 align:center You'll be fine, I swear! 01:05:58.833 --> 01:06:00.583 align:center -A mouse, a mouse, sir! -A mouse? 01:06:00.667 --> 01:06:01.958 align:center A mouse, a mouse, sir! 01:06:02.042 --> 01:06:04.542 align:center A mouse! Look! [mouse squeaking] 01:06:04.625 --> 01:06:07.958 align:center Hi mousie! 01:06:08.708 --> 01:06:09.708 align:center [mouse squeaking] 01:06:10.125 --> 01:06:14.000 align:center Hi mousie! Hi! 01:06:15.208 --> 01:06:17.458 align:center [mouse squeaking] Mousie! Mousie! It will die! 01:06:17.542 --> 01:06:20.333 align:center Sir! The mouse will die! Please save it! Please save it! 01:06:20.417 --> 01:06:22.417 align:center The mousie will die! Please save it! 01:06:22.792 --> 01:06:23.917 align:center Mousie! 01:06:24.292 --> 01:06:28.042 align:center No, no! I can't save it! I'm s-scared of mice! 01:06:28.125 --> 01:06:29.542 align:center You're fond of animals, right? 01:06:29.625 --> 01:06:31.958 align:center You’re the only one who can save that mouse! 01:06:32.042 --> 01:06:33.542 align:center Look! It's begging for your help! 01:06:33.625 --> 01:06:36.083 align:center The mouse is calling you! The mouse is calling you! 01:06:36.208 --> 01:06:40.833 align:center "Guddu! Please save my life! I'm drowning, I'm drowning!" 01:06:41.792 --> 01:06:44.917 align:center -Guddu! Guddu! Guddu! -Guddu! Guddu! Guddu! 01:06:45.000 --> 01:06:46.750 align:center Mousie, don't die! Mousie! 01:06:48.875 --> 01:06:49.875 align:center I'll save you! 01:06:50.375 --> 01:06:51.375 align:center Good boy! 01:06:51.792 --> 01:06:54.250 align:center Hey! Help him, Sunil, help him! 01:06:54.667 --> 01:06:57.625 align:center Yeah! Take off his undershirt! Teamwork! Yes! 01:06:57.708 --> 01:06:59.583 align:center Very good! Well done! Take off his shoes! 01:06:59.667 --> 01:07:01.500 align:center Take off his shoes! Yeah, take off his shoes! 01:07:01.583 --> 01:07:03.292 align:center Hurry up! Mousie will die, I have to save him! 01:07:03.375 --> 01:07:05.167 align:center Teamwork! Everyone help him! 01:07:05.292 --> 01:07:07.542 align:center Guddu! Guddu! Come on, Guddu! 01:07:07.958 --> 01:07:09.250 align:center Now you're going to save the mouse! 01:07:09.333 --> 01:07:12.625 align:center Go Guddu! Go and save the mouse! Come on! 01:07:13.708 --> 01:07:15.500 align:center Guddu! Guddu! 01:07:15.583 --> 01:07:16.583 align:center Mousie! 01:07:17.875 --> 01:07:20.333 align:center -[motivational music playing] -Guddu! Guddu! 01:07:20.458 --> 01:07:21.458 align:center Mousie! 01:07:26.958 --> 01:07:27.958 align:center Mousie! 01:07:28.083 --> 01:07:30.000 align:center C'mon, save the mouse! Save it! 01:07:32.042 --> 01:07:33.375 align:center [mouse squeaking] 01:07:33.458 --> 01:07:35.542 align:center You saved him! [claps] 01:07:36.083 --> 01:07:39.625 align:center [mouse squeaking] 01:07:40.083 --> 01:07:41.250 align:center [scared] 01:07:42.042 --> 01:07:43.250 align:center [mouse squeaking] 01:07:43.417 --> 01:07:45.292 align:center I saved it! I saved it! 01:07:45.458 --> 01:07:47.292 align:center Guddu! Look where you're standing! 01:07:48.125 --> 01:07:50.792 align:center -Water! -Yeah! And you’re totally fine! 01:07:50.875 --> 01:07:52.250 align:center Instead you saved that mouse! 01:07:54.208 --> 01:07:57.542 align:center Guddu! Yay! 01:07:58.667 --> 01:08:01.500 align:center Satbir! Get the soap, quick! 01:08:02.583 --> 01:08:03.708 align:center Yeah pass it to me. 01:08:03.833 --> 01:08:08.042 align:center Guddu! Now that you've finally gotten over your fear of water. 01:08:08.333 --> 01:08:11.083 align:center you can have a bath too! Come on, Guddu! 01:08:51.958 --> 01:08:53.792 align:center Huggie! 01:09:08.792 --> 01:09:10.583 align:center [water splashing] 01:09:16.667 --> 01:09:18.625 align:center [water splashing] 01:09:26.125 --> 01:09:31.042 align:center [music fades] 01:09:32.750 --> 01:09:33.750 align:center [vehicles honking] 01:09:34.500 --> 01:09:35.667 align:center [hanging door bell tinkling] 01:09:35.750 --> 01:09:39.250 align:center Parsi! Hey Parsi! Madam, where's that Parsi guy? 01:09:39.333 --> 01:09:42.042 align:center His name is Rustom. Call him by his name, Mr. Gupta. 01:09:42.125 --> 01:09:44.625 align:center My name is Ashok, Madam! Have you ever called me that? 01:09:44.708 --> 01:09:46.333 align:center -Just give me two minutes. -Hey Parsi-- 01:09:46.417 --> 01:09:49.250 align:center Ashok, what has Rustom done? 01:09:49.333 --> 01:09:50.458 align:center He came here by bus! 01:09:50.542 --> 01:09:53.250 align:center What's the problem with that? The whole world travels by bus! 01:09:54.000 --> 01:09:55.000 align:center [vehicles honking] 01:09:56.625 --> 01:09:57.875 align:center [vehicles honking] 01:09:58.292 --> 01:09:59.292 align:center Rustom? 01:09:59.375 --> 01:10:02.458 align:center Madam, I converted this old bus into a caravan to rent it out. 01:10:02.708 --> 01:10:04.708 align:center Madam, do you remember you'd done a TV show once? 01:10:04.792 --> 01:10:06.208 align:center -Yeah. -Only three episodes got made. 01:10:06.292 --> 01:10:07.625 align:center -Which was a flop? -Yeah, so? 01:10:07.708 --> 01:10:10.125 align:center So this is the same make-up van you used back then! 01:10:10.292 --> 01:10:12.000 align:center Yeah, but what is it doing here? 01:10:12.083 --> 01:10:13.958 align:center If I keep it at home, my brother uses it. 01:10:14.042 --> 01:10:15.625 align:center He drives rashly, it gets dented! 01:10:15.708 --> 01:10:18.083 align:center That's why I thought it's better to park it here, away from him. 01:10:18.167 --> 01:10:20.125 align:center Now this bus will be parked here every day. 01:10:20.208 --> 01:10:21.583 align:center Hey! Get this bus out of here! 01:10:21.667 --> 01:10:24.208 align:center He's such a weirdo! He's a Parsi and yet he lives in Delhi! 01:10:24.375 --> 01:10:26.208 align:center I'm more of an authentic Delhi guy than you are! 01:10:26.292 --> 01:10:28.292 align:center Because I never finish a sentence without swearing. 01:10:28.375 --> 01:10:30.208 align:center -Shall I finish your sentence? -Don't-- get physical. 01:10:30.292 --> 01:10:31.292 align:center Rustom! 01:10:31.833 --> 01:10:32.917 align:center Move that bus. Please. 01:10:33.000 --> 01:10:34.667 align:center [music playing] 01:10:34.917 --> 01:10:37.917 align:center Mr. Gupta, what's your problem, huh? It's not like there's a lot of traffic-- 01:10:38.000 --> 01:10:40.208 align:center [flock of pigeons] 01:10:42.917 --> 01:10:43.917 align:center What do you mean? 01:10:44.125 --> 01:10:46.833 align:center -You’re not coming to Chandigarh with us? -[giggles] 01:10:48.542 --> 01:10:50.833 align:center So I'm going alone with the boys? 01:10:51.125 --> 01:10:54.208 align:center Why alone? They'll be with you and you’ll be with them. 01:10:54.333 --> 01:10:55.333 align:center [smacks lips] 01:10:57.542 --> 01:10:59.000 align:center It's not that difficult, Coach sir. 01:11:01.167 --> 01:11:02.792 align:center May I ask you a personal question? 01:11:03.625 --> 01:11:04.667 align:center Yeah. 01:11:05.792 --> 01:11:06.792 align:center Do you have kids? 01:11:08.042 --> 01:11:09.792 align:center [car honking] 01:11:10.042 --> 01:11:11.042 align:center No. 01:11:11.125 --> 01:11:14.333 align:center Then just pretend that you do for one day. Eight of them. 01:11:16.000 --> 01:11:19.000 align:center -I have no interest in being a father. -What was that? 01:11:19.083 --> 01:11:22.125 align:center I have no interest in being a father, Kartar Paaji! 01:11:23.083 --> 01:11:24.083 align:center Sorry, what did you say? 01:11:24.167 --> 01:11:25.917 align:center I said I have no interest in being a father! 01:11:27.583 --> 01:11:29.750 align:center My dad wasn't exactly father material. Nor am I. 01:11:30.417 --> 01:11:31.417 align:center Do you understand? 01:11:33.500 --> 01:11:35.042 align:center And no more personal questions, please! 01:11:40.000 --> 01:11:45.917 align:center [music playing] 01:11:46.042 --> 01:11:47.042 align:center Sorry. 01:11:52.167 --> 01:11:53.417 align:center Hi! 01:11:53.500 --> 01:11:55.083 align:center -Hi! -Hi! 01:11:55.167 --> 01:11:56.292 align:center Hi, sir! 01:11:56.375 --> 01:11:57.958 align:center Hello, sir! 01:11:58.417 --> 01:11:59.750 align:center Sir is here! Sir is here! 01:11:59.833 --> 01:12:01.792 align:center Sir is here! Sir is here! 01:12:02.708 --> 01:12:04.833 align:center We've got another player to replace Hargovind. 01:12:05.500 --> 01:12:06.500 align:center Who? 01:12:07.292 --> 01:12:09.000 align:center Golu. Golu Khan. 01:12:09.250 --> 01:12:11.375 align:center -Okay. -Bye, Coach sir, best of luck! 01:12:11.542 --> 01:12:13.792 align:center -Thank you. -Bye! Bye, sir! 01:12:14.417 --> 01:12:16.375 align:center -Hi, sir! -Hi, boys! 01:12:16.583 --> 01:12:17.792 align:center -Hi, sir! -Hi, hi! 01:12:17.958 --> 01:12:21.500 align:center -So, Guddu! You're glowing today! -Powder! 01:12:21.583 --> 01:12:24.250 align:center He's used baby powder all over. Even on his feet. 01:12:24.500 --> 01:12:27.417 align:center Oh! And where's your white uniform? 01:12:27.667 --> 01:12:28.708 align:center Here it is. 01:12:28.917 --> 01:12:29.917 align:center Hey! 01:12:30.708 --> 01:12:32.750 align:center Hey, what's this? What are you doing, Guddu? 01:12:34.250 --> 01:12:36.958 align:center So, where's that new player? Tell me the name again? 01:12:37.042 --> 01:12:38.042 align:center -Golu. -Golu. 01:12:38.125 --> 01:12:40.167 align:center Golu played on our team last year. 01:12:40.375 --> 01:12:44.000 align:center And after that we started calling Golu, the Bumblebee! 01:12:44.083 --> 01:12:46.500 align:center -Bumblebee? -Golu Khan! 01:12:46.583 --> 01:12:50.000 align:center Golu! Golu! Golu! Golu! 01:12:50.083 --> 01:12:53.625 align:center Golu! Golu! Golu! Golu! 01:12:53.708 --> 01:12:58.125 align:center Golu! Golu! Golu! Golu! 01:12:59.167 --> 01:13:00.167 align:center -Golu! -Hey! 01:13:00.250 --> 01:13:04.417 align:center Golu! Golu! Golu! Golu! 01:13:04.583 --> 01:13:08.542 align:center Golu! Golu! Golu! Golu! 01:13:08.625 --> 01:13:12.917 align:center Golu! Golu! Golu! Golu! 01:13:13.125 --> 01:13:14.208 align:center You're a girl? 01:13:15.708 --> 01:13:16.833 align:center Who's this moron? 01:13:17.000 --> 01:13:18.292 align:center This is Coach sir. 01:13:18.625 --> 01:13:20.458 align:center This is Miss Golu Khan! 01:13:21.375 --> 01:13:22.375 align:center Oh! Hi, Golu. 01:13:22.458 --> 01:13:25.667 align:center Don't get fresh with me. Call me Miss Khan. 01:13:25.750 --> 01:13:26.750 align:center Oh! 01:13:26.833 --> 01:13:28.417 align:center [Sitaare laughing] 01:13:29.292 --> 01:13:30.667 align:center Okay. Sorry. 01:13:31.083 --> 01:13:33.375 align:center But we’re going to be playing basketball, 01:13:33.792 --> 01:13:35.417 align:center why have you brought a surf board? 01:13:35.833 --> 01:13:37.167 align:center What if the hotel has a pool? 01:13:37.458 --> 01:13:41.333 align:center Hotel? What hotel? We'll be returning tonight after the game! 01:13:41.667 --> 01:13:44.000 align:center Who brought this negative guy here? Who brought him? 01:13:44.083 --> 01:13:45.875 align:center -He came here himself. -There's the bus! 01:13:46.458 --> 01:13:48.375 align:center Let's go! The bus is here. Come on! 01:13:48.458 --> 01:13:49.750 align:center What day is it? 01:13:50.667 --> 01:13:51.667 align:center Saturday. 01:13:52.292 --> 01:13:56.458 align:center Today is a Saturday! We are sick, we can't play! 01:13:56.542 --> 01:14:00.458 align:center Lots of hot potato soup, keeps the doctor far away! 01:14:00.542 --> 01:14:03.292 align:center Today is a Saturday! We are sick-- 01:14:06.833 --> 01:14:08.958 align:center Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! 01:14:09.042 --> 01:14:12.250 align:center Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! 01:14:12.333 --> 01:14:15.250 align:center Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! 01:14:15.333 --> 01:14:18.208 align:center Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! 01:14:18.292 --> 01:14:21.000 align:center Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! 01:14:21.583 --> 01:14:25.292 align:center [playful music playing] 01:14:37.083 --> 01:14:42.250 align:center Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! 01:14:42.333 --> 01:14:44.667 align:center Raju, stop him! Raju, sto-- ! 01:14:45.542 --> 01:14:47.042 align:center Hey, stop him! 01:14:48.583 --> 01:14:49.958 align:center Oh damn! 01:14:50.042 --> 01:14:53.542 align:center [crowd applauds] 01:14:54.125 --> 01:14:55.208 align:center C'mon, c'mon, attack! 01:14:55.292 --> 01:14:56.583 align:center Get in front of him! 01:14:56.875 --> 01:14:58.500 align:center Get in there and intercept him! 01:14:58.667 --> 01:14:59.750 align:center Block him! 01:15:08.250 --> 01:15:10.000 align:center Yeah, yeah, take it, take it. 01:15:10.083 --> 01:15:11.917 align:center Yeah, yeah, go, go! [crowd booing] 01:15:12.000 --> 01:15:13.333 align:center Oh, Man! 01:15:17.333 --> 01:15:18.500 align:center Oh, no! 01:15:18.625 --> 01:15:21.833 align:center Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! 01:15:21.917 --> 01:15:23.667 align:center -Where's Golu? -No idea. 01:15:24.125 --> 01:15:25.417 align:center -Huh? -No idea. 01:15:28.833 --> 01:15:30.125 align:center Hey, someone stop him already! 01:15:31.417 --> 01:15:33.583 align:center C'mon guys, mark him! C'mon, man! 01:15:35.667 --> 01:15:38.500 align:center [crowd cheering] 01:15:39.042 --> 01:15:41.792 align:center Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! 01:15:41.958 --> 01:15:45.625 align:center Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! 01:15:45.708 --> 01:15:46.708 align:center Where did you go? 01:15:46.792 --> 01:15:49.042 align:center To have a cigarette. It's not allowed here. 01:15:49.958 --> 01:15:51.375 align:center Dribble, Pedro! Come on, move ahead! 01:15:51.458 --> 01:15:53.208 align:center Move ahead, Pedro, c'mon, c'mon! C'mon, Pedro. 01:15:53.292 --> 01:15:54.917 align:center C'mon, Pedro, c'mon! Quick! 01:15:55.667 --> 01:15:58.125 align:center This is too much! Somebody stop the guy! 01:15:58.208 --> 01:15:59.208 align:center I can stop him. 01:15:59.625 --> 01:16:00.708 align:center So stop him! 01:16:00.792 --> 01:16:02.000 align:center Partly or fully? 01:16:02.333 --> 01:16:04.083 align:center -Fully. -Okay. 01:16:05.958 --> 01:16:07.500 align:center Table! Substitute. [energetic music playing] 01:16:08.375 --> 01:16:09.667 align:center -Go. -Raju! 01:16:11.500 --> 01:16:12.500 align:center Go. 01:16:15.458 --> 01:16:16.542 align:center -[whistles] -[ball dribbling] 01:16:16.667 --> 01:16:18.667 align:center C'mon Pedro, move ahead! Pedro, move ahead! 01:16:18.750 --> 01:16:21.958 align:center Dodge, dodge, Pedro! Dodge, dodge, move ahead! 01:16:22.208 --> 01:16:23.792 align:center So that's why she's called The Bee. 01:16:27.333 --> 01:16:28.333 align:center -[kicks] -[gasps] 01:16:29.125 --> 01:16:30.333 align:center [Umpire whistles] 01:16:31.333 --> 01:16:32.333 align:center I stopped him. 01:16:32.417 --> 01:16:34.125 align:center Not a bee, sir, a Bumblebee! 01:16:34.208 --> 01:16:35.250 align:center The one that stings! 01:16:35.333 --> 01:16:38.417 align:center [Sitaare cheering] Golu! Golu! Golu! 01:16:38.500 --> 01:16:41.875 align:center Golu! Golu! Golu! 01:16:42.458 --> 01:16:48.000 align:center We won on a Saturday, all our sickness gone away! 01:16:48.167 --> 01:16:52.625 align:center There's no water in the potty, use newspaper, don't delay! 01:16:52.833 --> 01:16:57.500 align:center We won on a Saturday, all our sickness gone away! 01:16:57.792 --> 01:17:02.250 align:center There's no water in the potty, use newspaper, don't delay! 01:17:02.333 --> 01:17:06.083 align:center -We won on a Saturday... -Sit. Sit straight. 01:17:06.167 --> 01:17:09.958 align:center Come on! Don't take it. Wonder what they show kids these days. 01:17:10.500 --> 01:17:12.792 align:center I don't know why they allow crazy people in public buses. 01:17:13.500 --> 01:17:16.625 align:center -They should have a separate bus for them. -Silence, silence! Silence! 01:17:17.125 --> 01:17:19.125 align:center Team, we played a good game today. 01:17:19.208 --> 01:17:20.875 align:center We'll win by more points in the next game. 01:17:20.958 --> 01:17:22.875 align:center Sir, when is the next game? 01:17:25.625 --> 01:17:27.167 align:center [smacks lips] What, sir! 01:17:27.250 --> 01:17:28.250 align:center [texting Suneeta] 01:17:32.375 --> 01:17:33.750 align:center Your girlfriend? 01:17:34.375 --> 01:17:35.375 align:center No. 01:17:35.500 --> 01:17:36.750 align:center Didn’t expect her to be. 01:17:37.292 --> 01:17:38.875 align:center Why? Do I look that bad? 01:17:39.208 --> 01:17:42.125 align:center Not bad! But you're no Salman Khan! 01:17:42.417 --> 01:17:44.375 align:center Of course not! I'm already married. 01:17:44.458 --> 01:17:45.458 align:center To whom? 01:17:46.667 --> 01:17:48.625 align:center To her, Suneeta. 01:17:48.708 --> 01:17:50.167 align:center Why didn't she come with us? 01:17:52.375 --> 01:17:53.792 align:center They had a fight! 01:17:53.875 --> 01:17:56.667 align:center -A fight! -A fight! A fight! A fight! 01:17:56.750 --> 01:17:58.583 align:center -A fight! A fight! -Be quiet! 01:17:58.750 --> 01:18:00.583 align:center This is what these people always do! 01:18:00.917 --> 01:18:02.500 align:center -What do they do? -They fight, sir. 01:18:04.292 --> 01:18:05.292 align:center Fight! 01:18:05.375 --> 01:18:07.667 align:center As if you guys know what goes on in a marriage. 01:18:08.417 --> 01:18:10.125 align:center -We know. -We know everything. 01:18:10.708 --> 01:18:15.583 align:center Sir, but what we don't know is why people fight. 01:18:15.792 --> 01:18:18.292 align:center And when you fight, why does it never end? 01:18:18.375 --> 01:18:20.875 align:center And when you fight, why does it never end? 01:18:21.750 --> 01:18:22.833 align:center Well... 01:18:23.625 --> 01:18:25.333 align:center It's not that easy to stop fighting. 01:18:25.417 --> 01:18:26.417 align:center Yes it is. 01:18:26.833 --> 01:18:28.917 align:center You guys just don't know how to end it. 01:18:32.542 --> 01:18:33.542 align:center What are you doing? 01:18:34.458 --> 01:18:36.083 align:center -Sorry. -What sorry? 01:18:36.167 --> 01:18:40.042 align:center [emotional music playing] 01:18:41.125 --> 01:18:42.125 align:center Oh hell... 01:18:42.542 --> 01:18:46.000 align:center Like that. That's how you end it. You say sorry and you end it. 01:18:51.167 --> 01:18:53.083 align:center Lotus... hope it didn’t hurt. 01:18:54.292 --> 01:18:57.125 align:center We won on a Saturday, all our sickness gone away! 01:18:57.417 --> 01:18:58.667 align:center [Sharmaji] [garbled speech] 01:18:58.875 --> 01:19:00.625 align:center Huh? -[garbled speech] 01:19:00.958 --> 01:19:02.833 align:center Hey, what are you saying? Say it clearly! 01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:04.750 align:center [garbled speech] 01:19:05.083 --> 01:19:06.625 align:center -Huh? -[garbled speech] 01:19:07.292 --> 01:19:08.333 align:center What the hell are you saying? 01:19:08.417 --> 01:19:09.917 align:center [garbled speech] 01:19:10.083 --> 01:19:12.500 align:center -What are you saying? -[garbled speech] 01:19:12.625 --> 01:19:15.042 align:center Hey, who does he belong to? Someone, take him to the back! 01:19:15.167 --> 01:19:16.792 align:center -Sharmaji! -Yes, sir! 01:19:17.833 --> 01:19:20.708 align:center [chewing gum sticks on face] 01:19:23.958 --> 01:19:25.292 align:center [tyres squeal] 01:19:25.417 --> 01:19:27.625 align:center [passengers shouting inside bus] 01:19:31.750 --> 01:19:33.292 align:center Hey, what's all this ruckus? 01:19:33.375 --> 01:19:35.750 align:center -And who threw this chewing gum? -Powder! Powder! 01:19:35.958 --> 01:19:39.292 align:center Hey you, Indian Idol! Shut your mouth or get off the bus! 01:19:39.375 --> 01:19:42.375 align:center You get out! You get out! Or you'll be bitten by a mouse! 01:19:42.458 --> 01:19:44.875 align:center You stupid, crazy half-wit! Shut up! 01:19:44.958 --> 01:19:46.500 align:center Or I'll beat you with my shoe! 01:19:46.583 --> 01:19:49.458 align:center Brother, brother! Firstly, speak respectfully. 01:19:49.583 --> 01:19:52.042 align:center -First you tell them to stop singing! -Why should they stop singing? 01:19:52.125 --> 01:19:53.250 align:center Singing is forbidden on the bus. 01:19:53.333 --> 01:19:55.958 align:center Cigarettes are forbidden, beedis are forbidden, spitting is forbidden, 01:19:56.042 --> 01:19:57.875 align:center but where does it say singing is forbidden? 01:19:57.958 --> 01:19:59.667 align:center Shall I pull out the whole list of rules for you? 01:19:59.750 --> 01:20:01.125 align:center They should be on a different bus! 01:20:01.208 --> 01:20:04.167 align:center This bus is for normal people, not for crazy people. 01:20:04.250 --> 01:20:05.292 align:center What are you saying, Madam? 01:20:05.375 --> 01:20:06.583 align:center These people aren't even normal! 01:20:06.667 --> 01:20:07.750 align:center No, no, please don't say that! 01:20:07.833 --> 01:20:11.292 align:center We are normal, but our normal is a little different. 01:20:11.375 --> 01:20:12.917 align:center Yeah! Let me explain! 01:20:13.000 --> 01:20:14.125 align:center Madam, what is this? 01:20:14.208 --> 01:20:16.250 align:center Oh, what a shameless man you are! 01:20:16.333 --> 01:20:19.250 align:center No, no, Madam, let me explain, but first answer me, what is this? 01:20:19.375 --> 01:20:21.375 align:center -Hey! -Is this how you speak to a lady? 01:20:21.458 --> 01:20:23.125 align:center Do you not have any manners? 01:20:23.292 --> 01:20:25.875 align:center No, no, Madam, you're supposed to say it's a body part. 01:20:25.958 --> 01:20:27.083 align:center Then I'll explain it properly. 01:20:27.167 --> 01:20:28.208 align:center What are you going to explain? 01:20:28.292 --> 01:20:31.125 align:center No, no! Okay, forget all this. Forget about it! 01:20:31.208 --> 01:20:33.542 align:center These poor guys won a game, they're just happy! 01:20:33.958 --> 01:20:35.625 align:center -They're not bothering you! -They're not? 01:20:35.708 --> 01:20:37.417 align:center Sir, they've made a mess of the whole bus! 01:20:37.500 --> 01:20:40.667 align:center They've brought drugs with them! They were giving my son some. 01:20:40.750 --> 01:20:43.292 align:center -No, no! -It's not drugs, it's just powder! Powder! 01:20:43.375 --> 01:20:45.208 align:center If it's powder, put some on yourself! 01:20:45.667 --> 01:20:48.000 align:center You people have turned this bus into a bloody madhouse! 01:20:48.083 --> 01:20:50.042 align:center -Oh, Uncle! Come here! -Yeah, what? 01:20:51.458 --> 01:20:53.917 align:center Has your wife left you yet, or is she about to? 01:20:54.250 --> 01:20:55.542 align:center If you weren't such a lunatic, 01:20:55.833 --> 01:20:57.667 align:center I'd slap you so hard your head would spin! 01:20:57.750 --> 01:20:58.750 align:center [hits on lower abdomen] 01:21:02.250 --> 01:21:03.250 align:center [Sunil vomits] 01:21:07.500 --> 01:21:08.917 align:center Done! No problem! 01:21:17.333 --> 01:21:22.542 align:center [nature ambience] 01:21:28.500 --> 01:21:32.958 align:center Sir, the next bus-- I mean, when is the next game? 01:21:33.167 --> 01:21:34.208 align:center To hell with the game! 01:21:38.958 --> 01:21:41.292 align:center -What will happen to the tournament? -To hell with the tournament! 01:21:46.833 --> 01:21:48.292 align:center Sir, what’s hell? 01:21:52.042 --> 01:21:56.583 align:center [playful music playing] 01:21:56.917 --> 01:22:00.625 align:center We won on a Saturday, all our sickness gone away! 01:22:00.708 --> 01:22:05.000 align:center There's no water in the potty, use newspaper, don't delay! 01:22:05.083 --> 01:22:07.833 align:center We won on a Saturday, all our sickness gone away! 01:22:08.208 --> 01:22:09.208 align:center TASTY PIZZA 01:22:11.375 --> 01:22:13.250 align:center -Here. -I don't eat onions! 01:22:17.917 --> 01:22:19.458 align:center -Hey, Lotus! -Hi! 01:22:19.542 --> 01:22:21.917 align:center -Bye, sir! -Bye! Who's come to pick you up? 01:22:22.000 --> 01:22:23.458 align:center -Girlfriend! Bye, sir! -Bye. 01:22:26.167 --> 01:22:28.500 align:center -Take this. -I don't eat chillies either. 01:22:28.958 --> 01:22:30.375 align:center They're not chillies, they're peppers. 01:22:30.625 --> 01:22:33.500 align:center They're all the same. I don't eat them. 01:22:33.875 --> 01:22:35.208 align:center Sunil! Let's go? 01:22:35.667 --> 01:22:37.708 align:center Sir! My uncle's here, I'm leaving! 01:22:37.917 --> 01:22:39.083 align:center -Yeah, okay, go on. -Can I? -Okay. 01:22:39.167 --> 01:22:40.167 align:center Okay. 01:22:40.917 --> 01:22:43.000 align:center -Sunil! Wait a minute! -Yes? 01:22:43.083 --> 01:22:44.792 align:center Your shoe laces are untied. Hold this for a minute. 01:22:44.875 --> 01:22:46.125 align:center -Oh! -Wait. 01:22:46.250 --> 01:22:48.583 align:center [sentimental music playing] 01:22:48.792 --> 01:22:49.792 align:center [sighs] 01:22:54.208 --> 01:22:58.583 align:center [sentimental music playing] 01:22:58.708 --> 01:22:59.708 align:center [grunts] 01:23:00.792 --> 01:23:03.208 align:center -Thank you, sir. I'm going now. -Okay. 01:23:05.583 --> 01:23:06.583 align:center [dusts off clothes] 01:23:08.000 --> 01:23:10.542 align:center -What else don’t you eat? -I don't eat green peppers. 01:23:10.625 --> 01:23:13.500 align:center You don't eat green peppers, you don't eat onions... 01:23:14.500 --> 01:23:15.500 align:center Anything else? 01:23:15.583 --> 01:23:16.583 align:center -No. -Eat. 01:23:16.792 --> 01:23:17.792 align:center Thank you. 01:23:19.000 --> 01:23:20.000 align:center Bantu? 01:23:20.750 --> 01:23:21.750 align:center Guddu, are you eating? 01:23:24.042 --> 01:23:25.042 align:center [inhales] 01:23:25.958 --> 01:23:26.958 align:center [exhales] 01:23:27.208 --> 01:23:29.833 align:center [Lift door closes and opens] 01:23:29.958 --> 01:23:30.958 align:center -Come in, sir. -No, no. 01:23:31.250 --> 01:23:32.875 align:center -The lift is empty. -No, you go ahead. 01:23:34.292 --> 01:23:38.000 align:center [Song playing] 01:23:45.167 --> 01:23:46.167 align:center Suneeta! 01:23:49.000 --> 01:23:53.250 align:center [Suneeta grunts] 01:24:01.833 --> 01:24:05.792 align:center Wait a minute! It's just been four weeks and someone's already in my room-- 01:24:06.750 --> 01:24:08.042 align:center Not to my song, man! 01:24:15.167 --> 01:24:16.208 align:center Suneeta! 01:24:16.292 --> 01:24:17.292 align:center [punch on face] 01:24:17.417 --> 01:24:19.167 align:center Oh! Gulshan! 01:24:19.417 --> 01:24:21.333 align:center -What are you doing? -Sorry, sorry, sorry! 01:24:22.542 --> 01:24:24.625 align:center -What happened to your nose? -You just hit me! 01:24:24.708 --> 01:24:27.083 align:center No, no. What did you do to it before that? 01:24:27.458 --> 01:24:28.458 align:center Oh! 01:24:30.917 --> 01:24:31.917 align:center I got hurt. 01:24:33.833 --> 01:24:35.625 align:center Were you drinking and driving again? 01:24:35.708 --> 01:24:36.917 align:center Not at all. 01:24:37.792 --> 01:24:38.958 align:center Turn off this music! 01:24:40.500 --> 01:24:41.500 align:center [shuts off music] 01:24:41.625 --> 01:24:42.667 align:center How's the team playing? 01:24:43.125 --> 01:24:44.125 align:center We won two games. 01:24:44.250 --> 01:24:45.542 align:center When's the next game? 01:24:45.625 --> 01:24:47.208 align:center That's what I came here to talk about. 01:24:47.375 --> 01:24:50.167 align:center Hey, don't do that. I can't handle this team. 01:24:50.792 --> 01:24:52.958 align:center I can't manage these 30 year old kids! 01:24:53.042 --> 01:24:55.375 align:center You couldn't even handle a couple of six year old kids. 01:24:55.458 --> 01:24:57.250 align:center Who? You mean your cousin's kids? 01:24:57.333 --> 01:24:58.958 align:center They're not kids, they're a nightmare! 01:24:59.333 --> 01:25:01.958 align:center So that's why you locked the younger one in the bathroom. 01:25:02.042 --> 01:25:04.958 align:center He was pooping with the door open! What could I do? 01:25:05.042 --> 01:25:08.375 align:center It's been 3 years, and Pinky still hasn't spoken to me. 01:25:09.250 --> 01:25:11.167 align:center You should be thanking me for that! 01:25:11.917 --> 01:25:14.417 align:center You were a wonderful boyfriend but you're a lousy husband. 01:25:14.500 --> 01:25:15.958 align:center Boyfriends are always nice! 01:25:16.292 --> 01:25:18.625 align:center Because they don't have to take on any responsibilities! 01:25:18.917 --> 01:25:21.125 align:center -Responsibilities? -Yeah. 01:25:21.208 --> 01:25:23.750 align:center You've never changed a light bulb in your life! 01:25:24.458 --> 01:25:25.875 align:center Responsibility! 01:25:26.625 --> 01:25:30.625 align:center Gulshan, at some point, we must shoulder our own responsibilities. 01:25:31.375 --> 01:25:34.167 align:center This team has given you a chance to show that you can! 01:25:34.250 --> 01:25:35.958 align:center So I'm coaching them, right? 01:25:36.208 --> 01:25:38.917 align:center I'm the coach, not their father, to hand hold them through everything. 01:25:39.000 --> 01:25:40.875 align:center You're definitely not anyone's father. 01:25:43.208 --> 01:25:45.208 align:center Your father abandoned you, 01:25:45.292 --> 01:25:48.333 align:center so you think every father will do the exact same thing. 01:25:49.292 --> 01:25:52.000 align:center You laugh at Mummy, because she's scared of the dark. 01:25:52.333 --> 01:25:54.833 align:center You laugh at me because I'm scared of lizards. 01:25:55.792 --> 01:25:57.708 align:center But you're the biggest coward! 01:25:58.125 --> 01:25:59.875 align:center You're afraid to be a father. 01:26:00.958 --> 01:26:01.958 align:center [exhales] 01:26:03.917 --> 01:26:05.375 align:center I should never have come here. 01:26:05.958 --> 01:26:08.167 align:center -I'm leaving! -Why did you come at all? 01:26:09.542 --> 01:26:11.083 align:center -To ask for help. -Then ask for it. 01:26:11.583 --> 01:26:12.792 align:center I don't want anything from you! 01:26:12.875 --> 01:26:14.792 align:center I made a very big mistake coming here. 01:26:14.875 --> 01:26:16.083 align:center I'm sorry I took up your time! 01:26:16.167 --> 01:26:17.792 align:center Running away from a conversation, again! 01:26:17.875 --> 01:26:19.208 align:center Running from responsibilities! 01:26:19.292 --> 01:26:21.500 align:center That team is your responsibility, that's it! 01:26:21.583 --> 01:26:24.917 align:center So should I put them all on my shoulders and carry them around from place to place? 01:26:25.292 --> 01:26:27.833 align:center Games are held everywhere. Sometimes here, sometimes there. 01:26:28.000 --> 01:26:31.208 align:center I'm not taking a public bus or train with that team ever again. 01:26:31.292 --> 01:26:33.458 align:center Okay. Then rent a van. 01:26:33.542 --> 01:26:35.792 align:center -There's no budget. -I'll get you a van. Okay? 01:26:35.875 --> 01:26:37.500 align:center Really? Who's going to drive? 01:26:37.667 --> 01:26:40.375 align:center I've lost my license! And my team doesn’t have one! 01:26:41.708 --> 01:26:44.417 align:center Here's a suggestion. Since you care so much about them, 01:26:44.625 --> 01:26:46.458 align:center why don't you get a bus and drive it? 01:26:46.625 --> 01:26:48.958 align:center [playful music playing] 01:26:51.583 --> 01:26:52.750 align:center I see! 01:26:54.500 --> 01:26:55.792 align:center So that's why you came here. 01:26:57.208 --> 01:26:59.583 align:center You want me to come along as your driver? 01:27:00.000 --> 01:27:02.458 align:center You think I'm stupid enough to drop everything 01:27:02.542 --> 01:27:04.458 align:center and drive your bus around? Huh? 01:27:07.417 --> 01:27:09.833 align:center -No, I mean, let's discuss it? -No, no! 01:27:09.917 --> 01:27:10.958 align:center No! 01:27:11.042 --> 01:27:12.042 align:center -It's no big deal. -No! 01:27:12.417 --> 01:27:14.667 align:center [bus engine starts] 01:27:15.208 --> 01:27:16.208 align:center Thank you. 01:27:20.250 --> 01:27:21.500 align:center You hear the engine humming? 01:27:22.458 --> 01:27:25.208 align:center It sounds as smooth as lovebirds. 01:27:25.375 --> 01:27:26.875 align:center Doesn't it? 01:27:26.958 --> 01:27:30.083 align:center And Madam, be careful with that gear. It's very soft. 01:27:30.292 --> 01:27:33.333 align:center Madam, please be gentle with the steering. Sorry, but, yeah... 01:27:33.750 --> 01:27:37.833 align:center Madam, one more thing. Don't let sir drive it. 01:27:38.917 --> 01:27:40.833 align:center Or it'll end up like his car, mmhmm! 01:27:41.208 --> 01:27:42.458 align:center What's happening? Let's go! 01:27:44.083 --> 01:27:46.750 align:center I was just saying, "Happy journey"! 01:27:46.833 --> 01:27:48.625 align:center Yeah, happy journey! C'mon, guys! 01:27:48.708 --> 01:27:52.500 align:center [fun music playing] 01:28:01.875 --> 01:28:07.792 align:center We don't want to sit around and swat flies 01:28:08.083 --> 01:28:09.083 align:center [ball dribbling] 01:28:09.833 --> 01:28:15.792 align:center We win every game we play We don't ever lose the fight 01:28:17.583 --> 01:28:21.208 align:center We're the ace of spades We're true to our word 01:28:21.500 --> 01:28:23.833 align:center We're the ace of spades We're true to our word 01:28:23.917 --> 01:28:26.042 align:center Life kicked us around So we're a bit twisted 01:28:26.125 --> 01:28:27.417 align:center What else can we say? 01:28:27.792 --> 01:28:30.583 align:center Loud as we can Hard as we can, we say 01:28:30.667 --> 01:28:32.042 align:center Hip hip hooray! 01:28:32.208 --> 01:28:34.917 align:center [vocalization] 01:28:35.458 --> 01:28:38.500 align:center Everyone is talking about us. 01:28:42.292 --> 01:28:44.917 align:center Lotus! Lotus! Focus, focus, focus! 01:28:47.500 --> 01:28:50.083 align:center [music playing] 01:29:03.833 --> 01:29:07.667 align:center We laugh, we cry We're topsy turvy 01:29:07.750 --> 01:29:08.792 align:center Attack, attack! 01:29:08.875 --> 01:29:10.792 align:center We make our place in people's hearts 01:29:10.875 --> 01:29:15.542 align:center We're ridiculous We're a crazy lot 01:29:15.833 --> 01:29:18.792 align:center Fate has made a hodgepodge of our destiny 01:29:19.583 --> 01:29:23.250 align:center No time to rest, we gotta keep pushing 01:29:23.458 --> 01:29:25.917 align:center No time to rest, we gotta keep pushing 01:29:26.000 --> 01:29:29.583 align:center We're not afraid to wrestle with whatever challenge life throws our way 01:29:29.833 --> 01:29:31.750 align:center Loud as we can Hard as we can, we say 01:29:31.958 --> 01:29:33.708 align:center -Chorus! -Hip hip hooray! 01:29:33.833 --> 01:29:37.208 align:center [vocalization] 01:29:37.375 --> 01:29:40.792 align:center Everyone is talking about us. 01:29:43.458 --> 01:29:44.458 align:center [balloon boom] 01:29:46.375 --> 01:29:47.750 align:center Damn you! 01:30:13.042 --> 01:30:17.583 align:center [music playing] 01:30:19.875 --> 01:30:22.750 align:center AASHAAEIN NATIONAL BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT 01:30:23.167 --> 01:30:27.083 align:center Our opponents look really weak. Let's take their pants off! 01:30:27.500 --> 01:30:29.167 align:center -No. -Why? 01:30:29.250 --> 01:30:32.125 align:center We're here to win, not to humiliate anyone. 01:30:33.250 --> 01:30:35.583 align:center One, two and three. 01:30:35.875 --> 01:30:37.417 align:center Sitaare! 01:30:37.500 --> 01:30:38.917 align:center Come on, boys! 01:30:39.875 --> 01:30:43.667 align:center This way or that way, oh dear, just see how 01:30:43.875 --> 01:30:46.792 align:center We have learned to live life in our own way 01:30:47.125 --> 01:30:51.542 align:center We said yes, we said no, we did whatever we felt like 01:30:51.833 --> 01:30:55.083 align:center Why should we answer to anyone for what we do? 01:30:55.542 --> 01:30:59.333 align:center Come on, flip the coin and take a chance! 01:30:59.583 --> 01:31:01.917 align:center Come on, flip the coin and try your luck! 01:31:02.000 --> 01:31:05.750 align:center We are wise on the inside, but we may look crazy from the outside 01:31:05.833 --> 01:31:07.833 align:center Loud as we can Hard as we can, we say 01:31:07.917 --> 01:31:10.000 align:center -Chorus! -Hip hip hooray! 01:31:10.167 --> 01:31:13.292 align:center [vocalization] 01:31:13.417 --> 01:31:16.292 align:center Everyone is talking about us 01:31:17.583 --> 01:31:18.917 align:center Put this pink one on. 01:31:20.208 --> 01:31:21.208 align:center Yeah. 01:31:21.667 --> 01:31:22.667 align:center Here you go. 01:31:22.833 --> 01:31:25.833 align:center [vocalization] 01:31:29.250 --> 01:31:32.750 align:center Everyone is talking about us 01:31:37.625 --> 01:31:40.667 align:center look, the stars have descended to Earth! 01:31:52.292 --> 01:31:56.042 align:center And with this, Team Sitaare has reached the semi-finals! 01:31:56.125 --> 01:31:58.958 align:center -Oh-ho! -Wow, Coach sir, amazing! 01:32:01.083 --> 01:32:02.083 align:center [gives hi-five] 01:32:03.333 --> 01:32:04.833 align:center In today's semifinals, 01:32:04.917 --> 01:32:09.458 align:center Team Sitaare will face off against the Basket Gurus! 01:32:09.542 --> 01:32:11.208 align:center [crowd cheering] 01:32:11.417 --> 01:32:13.542 align:center -[ball dribbling] -Run, Golu. Go ahead. 01:32:14.042 --> 01:32:16.250 align:center Come on, Golu! Pass it to Sunil! 01:32:16.458 --> 01:32:17.833 align:center Basket, Sunil, basket! 01:32:19.500 --> 01:32:21.167 align:center Yay! 01:32:22.042 --> 01:32:23.042 align:center [gives hi-five] 01:32:28.208 --> 01:32:30.542 align:center Golu! Come on, Golu! Come on! 01:32:32.292 --> 01:32:33.583 align:center Lotus! Lotus! 01:32:40.208 --> 01:32:41.833 align:center That’s amazing, wow, wow! 01:32:42.083 --> 01:32:43.500 align:center You've really pulled off a miracle! 01:32:43.583 --> 01:32:45.583 align:center Oh no, no, the credit goes to Coach sir. 01:32:47.208 --> 01:32:48.208 align:center Hello? 01:32:48.292 --> 01:32:50.417 align:center Come on boys! Fall back, fall back! 01:32:51.375 --> 01:32:52.375 align:center Hey! Bantu! 01:32:53.375 --> 01:32:55.625 align:center What are you scratching your ear for? Go there! Get the ba-- 01:32:55.917 --> 01:32:57.083 align:center Very good, Bantu! 01:32:57.625 --> 01:32:58.750 align:center Do what you want. 01:32:58.833 --> 01:33:00.833 align:center Don't worry about the game! You have fun, okay? 01:33:00.917 --> 01:33:03.333 align:center Bantu, you keep scratching, yeah? Very good, Bantu. 01:33:04.375 --> 01:33:06.625 align:center Oh, Madam! When did you get here? 01:33:06.792 --> 01:33:08.083 align:center I didn't see you at all! 01:33:08.333 --> 01:33:09.583 align:center Very good, Gulshan. 01:33:11.333 --> 01:33:12.333 align:center Oh! 01:33:17.542 --> 01:33:18.625 align:center Thank you, Madam. 01:33:22.083 --> 01:33:24.625 align:center Madam, come and sit down over here. Please, please. 01:33:25.167 --> 01:33:26.208 align:center Bantu! Move! 01:33:28.042 --> 01:33:31.333 align:center Take it, Sunil! Basket! Sunil, basket! 01:33:31.583 --> 01:33:32.583 align:center Put it in! 01:33:37.125 --> 01:33:38.125 align:center [Umpire whistles] 01:33:38.583 --> 01:33:42.125 align:center It's the game's last timeout. Team Sitaare ahead by 12 points. 01:33:43.125 --> 01:33:44.542 align:center [ball dribbling] 01:33:51.667 --> 01:33:52.667 align:center Hargovind? 01:33:53.667 --> 01:33:56.375 align:center -Good morning, Coach. -It's been a while since I've seen you. 01:33:57.208 --> 01:33:58.208 align:center Hmm? 01:33:59.333 --> 01:34:02.792 align:center This team and this tournament is getting quite famous on social media. 01:34:03.083 --> 01:34:04.083 align:center And the coach as well. 01:34:05.500 --> 01:34:07.458 align:center This coach is good. I like him. 01:34:07.542 --> 01:34:10.875 align:center One, two, three, Sitaare! 01:34:11.375 --> 01:34:13.917 align:center Yeah, he's a good coach, but as a person... 01:34:14.708 --> 01:34:15.708 align:center He'll learn. 01:34:16.208 --> 01:34:17.292 align:center We are coaching him! 01:34:17.500 --> 01:34:19.000 align:center [pain relief sprays on knees] 01:34:21.167 --> 01:34:22.500 align:center We know he's lacking up here... 01:34:23.375 --> 01:34:24.750 align:center that's unavoidable. 01:34:25.583 --> 01:34:28.333 align:center But eventually he'll learn to live with them. 01:34:36.917 --> 01:34:39.583 align:center Alright, I'm leaving. See you later. 01:34:41.125 --> 01:34:44.375 align:center Yeah, Golu! Come on, Golu! 01:34:44.583 --> 01:34:46.083 align:center Loud as we can Hard as we can, we say 01:34:46.333 --> 01:34:47.375 align:center Chorus! 01:34:49.250 --> 01:34:52.458 align:center And with this victory, Team Sitaare are in the Finals! 01:34:53.000 --> 01:34:55.917 align:center [vocalization] 01:35:15.583 --> 01:35:16.583 align:center One minute, one minute! 01:35:18.625 --> 01:35:19.625 align:center Hargovind! 01:35:20.750 --> 01:35:21.750 align:center Hargovind! 01:35:24.167 --> 01:35:25.167 align:center Hargovind! 01:35:27.333 --> 01:35:28.333 align:center Hargovind! 01:35:30.958 --> 01:35:32.792 align:center The team's playing well and we've reached the Finals. 01:35:33.500 --> 01:35:35.000 align:center And you're a part of our team. 01:35:35.875 --> 01:35:37.208 align:center I hope you'll play in the Finals. 01:35:41.792 --> 01:35:44.458 align:center You want this team to win at all costs, don't you, Coach sir? 01:35:45.208 --> 01:35:46.208 align:center Yeah! 01:35:48.500 --> 01:35:49.792 align:center You may be small... 01:35:51.417 --> 01:35:53.833 align:center but you have a big heart. 01:35:55.042 --> 01:35:56.042 align:center [pats on shoulder] 01:35:57.083 --> 01:35:58.083 align:center Thanks. 01:35:58.375 --> 01:36:00.208 align:center But will you play or not? 01:36:00.625 --> 01:36:01.625 align:center Hey, Hargovind! 01:36:02.125 --> 01:36:04.750 align:center It's alright, Coach sir. Keep trying! 01:36:05.125 --> 01:36:06.958 align:center You've known anger since childhood. 01:36:07.333 --> 01:36:10.167 align:center But maybe if you keep trying, you'll learn how to win people over too. 01:36:10.250 --> 01:36:11.250 align:center That's what I'm doing. 01:36:11.667 --> 01:36:13.208 align:center Then let's go and stop him! 01:36:15.500 --> 01:36:16.500 align:center I'm talking about you. 01:36:19.167 --> 01:36:20.875 align:center Why can't we be together again? 01:36:20.958 --> 01:36:24.667 align:center [romantic music playing] 01:36:25.167 --> 01:36:26.667 align:center These last few days... 01:36:27.583 --> 01:36:29.958 align:center I've really been wanting... to talk to you... 01:36:31.667 --> 01:36:33.250 align:center to try and win you back. 01:36:33.667 --> 01:36:34.667 align:center Then why didn't you? 01:36:37.042 --> 01:36:38.208 align:center What stopped you? 01:36:39.042 --> 01:36:40.042 align:center My ego. 01:36:41.083 --> 01:36:42.167 align:center My oldest friend. 01:36:42.625 --> 01:36:44.542 align:center The part of me that always holds me back 01:36:45.292 --> 01:36:48.333 align:center Suneeta, no matter what a man or a husband's height might be... 01:36:48.917 --> 01:36:50.292 align:center his ego is a hundred feet tall. 01:36:51.500 --> 01:36:52.500 align:center And I know that... 01:36:53.125 --> 01:36:56.542 align:center there are a lot of things about me that are wrong, that you don't like... 01:36:57.000 --> 01:37:00.042 align:center I order the same food wherever we go. 01:37:00.375 --> 01:37:03.042 align:center I wear sports shoes with pants, no sense of style. 01:37:03.333 --> 01:37:05.333 align:center There's only one singer I like listening to. 01:37:06.083 --> 01:37:09.375 align:center I make fun of anyone who's even slightly different from me. 01:37:10.125 --> 01:37:11.417 align:center Now, what do I say? 01:37:11.500 --> 01:37:14.250 align:center This is what I've seen and learned since I was a kid. 01:37:14.333 --> 01:37:16.958 align:center But I am trying to change now! 01:37:19.333 --> 01:37:20.417 align:center At least I've realised that... 01:37:20.542 --> 01:37:22.500 align:center not everything you learn as a child is right. 01:37:23.417 --> 01:37:26.958 align:center So I'm trying to let go of whatever's wrong. 01:37:28.500 --> 01:37:29.958 align:center And hold on to... 01:37:33.125 --> 01:37:34.625 align:center whatever's right. 01:37:37.750 --> 01:37:40.333 align:center Suneeta, I know we were a problem, 01:37:42.083 --> 01:37:44.000 align:center but can we be a couple again? 01:37:44.917 --> 01:37:45.917 align:center Please? 01:37:47.750 --> 01:37:49.083 align:center Yeah, Gulshan. 01:37:49.750 --> 01:37:52.167 align:center But I want us to be more than just a couple. 01:37:53.042 --> 01:37:55.208 align:center I want there to be a third person in our lives. 01:37:56.833 --> 01:37:57.917 align:center Shall I get a girlfriend? 01:37:59.375 --> 01:38:01.708 align:center -Stop it, Gulshan! I'm serious! -Sorry, sorry. 01:38:01.958 --> 01:38:05.417 align:center I want to be a mother! I can't wait any longer! 01:38:06.750 --> 01:38:07.750 align:center [exhales] 01:38:09.458 --> 01:38:10.958 align:center I understand, but that would-- 01:38:11.167 --> 01:38:12.167 align:center Gulshan... 01:38:13.125 --> 01:38:15.208 align:center how long will you keep making excuses? 01:38:16.417 --> 01:38:18.417 align:center It's not that easy, is it, Suneeta? 01:38:18.667 --> 01:38:20.875 align:center We want to become parents at this age. 01:38:21.667 --> 01:38:22.792 align:center You know very well... 01:38:23.333 --> 01:38:24.458 align:center that at this age... 01:38:24.792 --> 01:38:27.583 align:center the chances are very high, that... that-- 01:38:27.667 --> 01:38:29.250 align:center That... That what? 01:38:31.042 --> 01:38:32.125 align:center [smacks lips] 01:38:32.208 --> 01:38:35.542 align:center That... our kids could have Down's Syndrome, autism. 01:38:36.375 --> 01:38:37.875 align:center Our kids could end up like them! 01:38:38.375 --> 01:38:41.333 align:center [birds chirping] 01:38:41.792 --> 01:38:42.792 align:center What? 01:38:46.875 --> 01:38:48.458 align:center I'm just trying to be practical! 01:38:48.917 --> 01:38:49.917 align:center Hi, sir. 01:38:51.083 --> 01:38:54.417 align:center I agree, I would never want to have a child 01:38:54.792 --> 01:38:56.792 align:center like me either. 01:38:58.500 --> 01:39:01.458 align:center Sorry, Sunil, that's not what I meant. In fact, I... 01:39:01.542 --> 01:39:02.792 align:center What I meant-- actually, I... 01:39:03.000 --> 01:39:05.167 align:center What I meant was... 01:39:06.250 --> 01:39:08.625 align:center I'm not that big a fool, you know, sir? 01:39:08.708 --> 01:39:13.542 align:center I completely understand. No one should have to raise a child like me. 01:39:13.875 --> 01:39:16.083 align:center They should have healthy children. 01:39:16.417 --> 01:39:19.167 align:center But they should have a father just like you. 01:39:21.667 --> 01:39:24.417 align:center Coach sir, I want to hug you and thank you 01:39:24.500 --> 01:39:26.125 align:center from the bottom of my heart, 01:39:26.208 --> 01:39:28.417 align:center for everything you've done for us. 01:39:29.125 --> 01:39:32.417 align:center [emotional music playing] 01:39:53.583 --> 01:39:56.625 align:center [birds chirping] 01:40:04.625 --> 01:40:06.333 align:center [texting message] 01:40:09.375 --> 01:40:13.208 align:center Sorry. Please forgive me, Suneeta. 01:40:13.958 --> 01:40:18.917 align:center [music playing] 01:40:21.708 --> 01:40:25.667 align:center [grass rattle] 01:40:26.708 --> 01:40:28.208 align:center I was a national gold medalist. 01:40:29.750 --> 01:40:30.750 align:center Nationals? 01:40:31.625 --> 01:40:32.667 align:center For the specially abled. 01:40:33.333 --> 01:40:35.125 align:center I was the Captain of the Delhi Team. 01:40:35.750 --> 01:40:37.167 align:center But they took my medal away. 01:40:37.583 --> 01:40:38.583 align:center Why? 01:40:39.500 --> 01:40:41.167 align:center Our coach betrayed all of us. 01:40:42.750 --> 01:40:44.292 align:center There were two players on the team 01:40:44.833 --> 01:40:48.417 align:center who had neither Down's Syndrome nor autism. 01:40:48.500 --> 01:40:49.500 align:center Nothing at all. 01:40:50.000 --> 01:40:51.875 align:center They were playing with fake certificates. 01:40:53.333 --> 01:40:55.042 align:center Our coach wanted to win at any cost. 01:40:55.417 --> 01:40:56.417 align:center [smacks lips] 01:40:56.542 --> 01:40:58.042 align:center He didn't have faith in us. 01:41:01.208 --> 01:41:03.500 align:center Since then I've never really trusted a coach. 01:41:07.708 --> 01:41:11.625 align:center [birds chirping] 01:41:15.708 --> 01:41:17.042 align:center I was eight years old when... 01:41:18.500 --> 01:41:20.208 align:center my father left us and went away. 01:41:21.625 --> 01:41:22.958 align:center [smirks] 01:41:23.333 --> 01:41:25.417 align:center Since then, I am unable to trust anyone either. 01:41:27.792 --> 01:41:29.333 align:center I feel like everyone will leave me. 01:41:30.167 --> 01:41:32.000 align:center So, before anyone can leave me, 01:41:33.625 --> 01:41:36.750 align:center I do something crazy and move away. 01:41:40.167 --> 01:41:42.042 align:center [exhales] [smirks] 01:41:42.875 --> 01:41:43.875 align:center I cried my heart out. 01:41:46.583 --> 01:41:47.583 align:center I was eight after all. 01:41:50.667 --> 01:41:52.167 align:center But that was then and this is now. 01:41:53.042 --> 01:41:54.417 align:center After that I never cried again. 01:41:54.750 --> 01:41:58.042 align:center Coach sir, I've only seen my mother cry once in my life. 01:41:58.583 --> 01:42:00.875 align:center When my medal was taken away from me. 01:42:05.208 --> 01:42:07.667 align:center [machine cutting grass] 01:42:08.667 --> 01:42:12.958 align:center [emotional music playing] 01:42:13.875 --> 01:42:17.500 align:center [grass cutting machine squeaking] 01:42:18.000 --> 01:42:18.958 align:center Madam... 01:42:19.042 --> 01:42:20.042 align:center [cow moo] 01:42:21.333 --> 01:42:23.542 align:center Madam, I know that it broke your heart 01:42:23.625 --> 01:42:25.375 align:center when Hargovind lost his gold medal. 01:42:25.458 --> 01:42:27.750 align:center -But, Coach sir. -No, Hargovind, let me speak! 01:42:28.792 --> 01:42:31.458 align:center If one coach was wrong, that doesn't mean we're all the same. 01:42:31.583 --> 01:42:33.583 align:center -It's Coach sir. -You can trust me! 01:42:33.667 --> 01:42:35.792 align:center -I'm-- But son, I'm-- -This stubbornness! 01:42:36.458 --> 01:42:37.458 align:center [laughs] 01:42:37.792 --> 01:42:40.875 align:center This is exactly what I see in Hargovind! 01:42:40.958 --> 01:42:42.500 align:center Your son is exactly like you! 01:42:43.167 --> 01:42:44.542 align:center Please let him play, Madam! 01:42:44.875 --> 01:42:46.500 align:center I promise we'll get the gold medal. 01:42:46.917 --> 01:42:47.917 align:center Please, I beg of you. 01:42:48.208 --> 01:42:50.042 align:center -Madam... -But Coach sir, she's not my mother, 01:42:50.125 --> 01:42:51.625 align:center she's my neighbor Aunty Manjeet! 01:42:51.958 --> 01:42:53.125 align:center This is my mother! 01:42:53.375 --> 01:42:54.375 align:center [cow moo] 01:42:54.708 --> 01:42:55.708 align:center Oh! 01:42:56.833 --> 01:42:57.833 align:center Really? 01:42:58.333 --> 01:42:59.333 align:center Oh! 01:42:59.667 --> 01:43:00.667 align:center Namaste. 01:43:01.167 --> 01:43:03.083 align:center So sorry, Madam! And Aunty! 01:43:05.083 --> 01:43:07.542 align:center Whatever you just said... repeat it here again. 01:43:08.708 --> 01:43:13.917 align:center [cow lowing] 01:43:15.250 --> 01:43:17.958 align:center Hargovind, you've been upset with the coach 01:43:18.500 --> 01:43:19.583 align:center who made your mom cry. 01:43:20.792 --> 01:43:22.167 align:center This coach just made her laugh. 01:43:22.958 --> 01:43:25.167 align:center So why not trust him a little? Madam, you tell him. 01:43:25.417 --> 01:43:27.500 align:center I've always been telling him to play. 01:43:28.042 --> 01:43:29.042 align:center But he never listens! 01:43:29.333 --> 01:43:31.083 align:center Play again, son. Play. 01:43:37.875 --> 01:43:39.125 align:center I'll play, Coach sir. 01:43:40.250 --> 01:43:42.542 align:center Oh, wow! Madam, let's celebrate! 01:43:42.625 --> 01:43:44.292 align:center -Yes, sure! -Now the gold medal is ours! 01:43:44.375 --> 01:43:46.125 align:center Give me a hug, big man! 01:43:47.250 --> 01:43:48.250 align:center My lion! 01:43:51.042 --> 01:43:53.375 align:center Hargovind... Thanks, my friend. 01:43:54.208 --> 01:43:55.542 align:center For putting your trust in me. 01:43:56.917 --> 01:43:57.917 align:center Thank you. 01:44:02.917 --> 01:44:04.292 align:center What are you saying, Kartar Paaji? 01:44:04.750 --> 01:44:07.417 align:center Our team just made the Finals and we won't be able to play? 01:44:08.417 --> 01:44:09.958 align:center The finals are in Mumbai, Coach sir. 01:44:10.708 --> 01:44:11.750 align:center Yeah, so? 01:44:11.958 --> 01:44:13.958 align:center That's good, right? The kids can go to the beach. 01:44:14.375 --> 01:44:16.750 align:center They won't be able to take such a long train journey. 01:44:17.458 --> 01:44:19.625 align:center We don't have the budget for flights and hotels. 01:44:20.333 --> 01:44:22.500 align:center We never dreamed we would ever reach the Finals. 01:44:22.708 --> 01:44:25.875 align:center So all the money we had was spent on the earlier games. 01:44:27.375 --> 01:44:28.375 align:center This isn't fair! 01:44:30.208 --> 01:44:31.458 align:center The kids will be heartbroken! 01:44:33.500 --> 01:44:35.167 align:center Coach sir, has there ever been a time 01:44:35.250 --> 01:44:37.500 align:center when they've got what they want? 01:44:38.167 --> 01:44:39.583 align:center And yet they're always smiling. 01:44:42.333 --> 01:44:43.750 align:center They know how to be happy. 01:44:45.458 --> 01:44:46.917 align:center We're the ones that are crying. 01:44:48.375 --> 01:44:53.083 align:center [emotional music playing] 01:45:28.750 --> 01:45:30.917 align:center [vehicles honking] 01:45:31.083 --> 01:45:33.750 align:center What's up with you? You look very happy today. 01:45:34.375 --> 01:45:36.292 align:center No, Mummy. Actually, I'm sad. 01:45:37.042 --> 01:45:38.083 align:center But you're smiling. 01:45:38.667 --> 01:45:39.875 align:center No, I'm sad inside. 01:45:39.958 --> 01:45:41.083 align:center Why, what happened? 01:45:41.167 --> 01:45:42.583 align:center No, no, it's nothing. 01:45:42.708 --> 01:45:43.875 align:center Tell me, son! 01:45:43.958 --> 01:45:45.750 align:center It's okay, it's nothing. 01:45:46.417 --> 01:45:51.833 align:center [emotional music playing] 01:46:01.083 --> 01:46:04.500 align:center [kids chattering] 01:46:19.083 --> 01:46:20.333 align:center [a distant train whistle] 01:46:20.458 --> 01:46:21.625 align:center It'll be alright. Yeah? 01:46:21.708 --> 01:46:22.708 align:center What happened? 01:46:24.708 --> 01:46:30.708 align:center [emotional music playing] 01:47:08.375 --> 01:47:10.125 align:center I'm going out of town for a few days. 01:47:10.208 --> 01:47:11.958 align:center Please don't sell the house while I'm gone. 01:47:12.708 --> 01:47:13.750 align:center Where are you going? 01:47:14.000 --> 01:47:15.625 align:center To my Guru's Ashram. 01:47:15.708 --> 01:47:17.292 align:center -Taxi's here. -When will you be back? 01:47:19.125 --> 01:47:21.667 align:center Don't ask so many questions, I'm not going on a school trip. 01:47:21.750 --> 01:47:24.083 align:center "When will you be back?" I'll come back in a few days! 01:47:24.208 --> 01:47:25.333 align:center [car honking] 01:47:26.458 --> 01:47:27.458 align:center Mummy... 01:47:27.625 --> 01:47:29.167 align:center What is it, Gulsh--? 01:47:29.250 --> 01:47:30.792 align:center The taxi's here! 01:47:33.625 --> 01:47:34.667 align:center Taxi's waiting. 01:47:34.750 --> 01:47:35.750 align:center [exhales] 01:47:37.958 --> 01:47:38.958 align:center [exhales] 01:47:41.542 --> 01:47:43.500 align:center I just felt like it. Now go. 01:47:43.708 --> 01:47:44.708 align:center [car honking] 01:47:45.208 --> 01:47:46.208 align:center Taxi's waiting. 01:47:46.500 --> 01:47:48.292 align:center -Huh? -Taxi's waiting. 01:47:48.667 --> 01:47:49.667 align:center Right. 01:47:51.750 --> 01:47:53.625 align:center -Come on! -Come on, come on. 01:47:53.708 --> 01:47:54.708 align:center Come on. 01:47:56.208 --> 01:48:00.500 align:center [Suneeta's photo as an actress] 01:48:05.333 --> 01:48:10.083 align:center [joyful music playing] 01:48:12.917 --> 01:48:15.292 align:center Sir, I saw the pistons knocking. Did you get into an accident? 01:48:15.375 --> 01:48:16.875 align:center -Where's Suneeta? -I saw scratches on it, sir. 01:48:16.958 --> 01:48:18.167 align:center -Suneeta! -She's here. 01:48:23.000 --> 01:48:24.042 align:center What do you want now? 01:48:24.500 --> 01:48:25.625 align:center I need an actress. 01:48:27.125 --> 01:48:28.125 align:center Are you game? 01:48:30.667 --> 01:48:32.000 align:center Suneeta, I'm sorry, that day I was very-- 01:48:32.083 --> 01:48:33.792 align:center Gulshan, I don't want your apologies. 01:48:34.875 --> 01:48:37.500 align:center I'm only doing this for the team. Not for you. 01:48:37.583 --> 01:48:39.125 align:center No, I realise that. 01:48:39.208 --> 01:48:41.083 align:center We're here to do a job. Let's focus on that. 01:48:44.333 --> 01:48:47.125 align:center The thing is, sir, we follow every rule here. 01:48:48.542 --> 01:48:50.083 align:center We gamble during Diwali. 01:48:50.583 --> 01:48:53.000 align:center And then the police get their share of the winnings. 01:48:53.583 --> 01:48:55.542 align:center We don't do anything illegal here! 01:48:55.708 --> 01:48:57.333 align:center My license was just renewed! 01:48:57.458 --> 01:49:00.542 align:center And what a report we received from the food inspector, Madam! 01:49:00.625 --> 01:49:02.375 align:center What a report! You won't believe it! 01:49:02.875 --> 01:49:05.417 align:center And the best part is no one in Delhi... 01:49:06.042 --> 01:49:08.208 align:center makes Dal Makhani like we do. 01:49:08.667 --> 01:49:11.417 align:center Now that you're here, you must have some! 01:49:13.042 --> 01:49:14.042 align:center [puts pendrive on table] 01:49:16.208 --> 01:49:17.292 align:center You know what this is? 01:49:18.000 --> 01:49:19.250 align:center -Pen drive. -No! 01:49:20.042 --> 01:49:21.667 align:center Not a pen drive, Uncle. 01:49:22.500 --> 01:49:24.125 align:center -Then? -It's evidence. 01:49:25.417 --> 01:49:27.333 align:center Statements from customers and staff... 01:49:28.458 --> 01:49:32.125 align:center saying you have a young man named Kareem Qureshi working for you. 01:49:32.417 --> 01:49:34.500 align:center You pay him only half the minimum wages. 01:49:34.958 --> 01:49:39.125 align:center He's made to work twelve hours a day instead of eight. 01:49:40.208 --> 01:49:43.667 align:center He is cursed and shouted at and ill-treated all the time. 01:49:44.417 --> 01:49:47.625 align:center In short, an intellectually challenged individual 01:49:47.708 --> 01:49:50.917 align:center is being mentally and physically abused every day. 01:49:51.083 --> 01:49:52.083 align:center [smacks lips] 01:49:52.750 --> 01:49:54.792 align:center That's at least eight charges against you. 01:49:55.250 --> 01:49:56.292 align:center And a minimum of... 01:49:57.000 --> 01:49:59.542 align:center three years sweating your butt off in Tihar jail. 01:50:01.083 --> 01:50:02.083 align:center [taps on table] 01:50:02.333 --> 01:50:04.042 align:center Of course, no one makes Dal Makhani... 01:50:04.708 --> 01:50:05.917 align:center quite like you. 01:50:06.625 --> 01:50:08.167 align:center So why don't you call for two plates, then? 01:50:14.667 --> 01:50:16.708 align:center Hey you! What's your name? 01:50:18.083 --> 01:50:19.083 align:center Brother? 01:50:19.792 --> 01:50:22.250 align:center Brother! Can we sort this out between us? 01:50:22.417 --> 01:50:25.458 align:center -Are you trying to bribe Madam? -No, no, not a bribe. 01:50:26.125 --> 01:50:27.458 align:center Just something for the kids. 01:50:27.542 --> 01:50:28.875 align:center Madam, would your children like some--? 01:50:28.958 --> 01:50:31.208 align:center -Hey! No children. -Huh? 01:50:32.625 --> 01:50:35.125 align:center -No children! -Okay, no children, no children. 01:50:35.208 --> 01:50:36.208 align:center Yeah. 01:50:37.583 --> 01:50:39.083 align:center Now here's what you have to do. 01:50:39.333 --> 01:50:40.333 align:center Huh? 01:50:41.208 --> 01:50:45.542 align:center [aeroplane takeoff] 01:50:46.000 --> 01:50:48.458 align:center Aeroplane, aeroplane, aeroplane! 01:50:48.750 --> 01:50:49.875 align:center Where are you all going? 01:50:49.958 --> 01:50:53.125 align:center His boss paid... for our tickets and the hotel! 01:50:53.208 --> 01:50:54.292 align:center -Really? -Yeah! 01:50:54.375 --> 01:50:55.958 align:center -Wow! -He's even given me fifteen... 01:50:58.667 --> 01:50:59.667 align:center ...days off! 01:50:59.833 --> 01:51:01.458 align:center -Oh really? -Oh, superb. 01:51:01.542 --> 01:51:03.625 align:center Who says there aren't good people in this world? 01:51:04.042 --> 01:51:06.208 align:center I'll definitely pray for you and your boss. 01:51:06.292 --> 01:51:07.417 align:center -Yeah? -Thank you. 01:51:07.500 --> 01:51:09.417 align:center -God bless you both. -Thank you. 01:51:10.583 --> 01:51:15.208 align:center Sister! Can you try and keep this flight to the left? 01:51:15.500 --> 01:51:16.500 align:center Why? 01:51:16.625 --> 01:51:19.708 align:center Otherwise, the 8 o'clock flight leaving from Kolkata 01:51:19.792 --> 01:51:22.792 align:center might crash into the Mumbai flight! 01:51:24.625 --> 01:51:26.375 align:center -Okay. -Best of luck! 01:51:30.750 --> 01:51:33.292 align:center Hi! How are you? 01:51:33.542 --> 01:51:34.542 align:center Hi! 01:51:39.375 --> 01:51:40.792 align:center [PA announcement] Ladies and gentlemen, 01:51:40.875 --> 01:51:44.417 align:center we are going to be starting our descent into Mumbai shortly. 01:51:45.708 --> 01:51:46.708 align:center So, Hargovind? 01:51:50.042 --> 01:51:51.625 align:center It's good that you're playing in the Finals. 01:51:52.875 --> 01:51:53.875 align:center Thank you. 01:51:54.125 --> 01:51:57.042 align:center To be honest, sir, ever since your wife joined us... 01:51:58.625 --> 01:52:00.542 align:center I feel like playing with the team. 01:52:01.708 --> 01:52:04.833 align:center [joyful music playing] 01:52:06.500 --> 01:52:08.083 align:center Yeah! Yeah! 01:52:13.125 --> 01:52:16.458 align:center [Players van passing] 01:52:20.458 --> 01:52:21.625 align:center Alright, we've got our rooms. 01:52:22.625 --> 01:52:24.375 align:center Listen, we’re going to be sharing rooms. 01:52:24.542 --> 01:52:26.250 align:center Two people will stay in one room, okay? 01:52:26.625 --> 01:52:27.917 align:center -Guddu and Satbir? -Here! 01:52:28.125 --> 01:52:30.208 align:center -Here. -And Lotus and Sunil? 01:52:31.208 --> 01:52:33.375 align:center Hargovind, you'll stay with Kartar Paaji. 01:52:33.458 --> 01:52:34.458 align:center Yes, sir! 01:52:34.583 --> 01:52:35.792 align:center Suneeta, you'll stay... 01:52:38.917 --> 01:52:41.583 align:center Suneeta with my room is okay. 01:52:42.958 --> 01:52:44.167 align:center Please explain? 01:52:44.500 --> 01:52:47.125 align:center Sharmaji's saying that you'll be staying in his room. 01:52:48.750 --> 01:52:51.042 align:center Sharmaji? Hmm? 01:52:53.000 --> 01:52:55.750 align:center So you've started understanding what Sharmaji says? 01:52:56.000 --> 01:52:58.083 align:center Oh! Sharmaji! 01:53:00.083 --> 01:53:01.167 align:center Sorry, Sharmaji... 01:53:01.250 --> 01:53:02.833 align:center I'll stay with Golu. 01:53:03.125 --> 01:53:05.417 align:center I have a boyfriend. So don't hit on me! 01:53:07.750 --> 01:53:09.583 align:center Sharmaji, you'll stay with Kareem. 01:53:09.875 --> 01:53:11.208 align:center -Raju, Bantu! -Sir! 01:53:11.292 --> 01:53:13.833 align:center And this is mine. Come on! We'll go upstairs, let's go! 01:53:15.125 --> 01:53:16.917 align:center Suneeta, You bring them up in the lift 01:53:17.000 --> 01:53:18.792 align:center I'll take the stairs. Okay? 01:53:19.292 --> 01:53:21.667 align:center Sir, sir, excuse me! It's the 7th floor! 01:53:22.042 --> 01:53:23.667 align:center Sir, why don't you take the lift? 01:53:23.750 --> 01:53:25.792 align:center Otherwise you'll get tired climbing up! 01:53:25.875 --> 01:53:27.417 align:center No, no, I'll get some exercise... Exercise-- 01:53:27.500 --> 01:53:30.292 align:center You see, the thing is, Gulshan is afraid of lifts. 01:53:30.708 --> 01:53:32.625 align:center He got stuck in one when he was a child. 01:53:32.708 --> 01:53:34.583 align:center Since then he's never gone anywhere near a lift. 01:53:34.667 --> 01:53:36.792 align:center Look here, just take them up in the lift. 01:53:37.042 --> 01:53:38.958 align:center I'll go up the stairs. Okay? Bye! 01:53:39.125 --> 01:53:40.500 align:center Bye, sir! 01:53:40.583 --> 01:53:42.042 align:center Bye, sir! Bye, sir! 01:53:42.417 --> 01:53:43.667 align:center Come on, come on! 01:53:43.750 --> 01:53:45.250 align:center -Sir, sir. -Sir! sir! 01:53:45.333 --> 01:53:47.458 align:center -Yeah! There's a snake here, -Sir! There's a snake! 01:53:47.542 --> 01:53:48.750 align:center -There's a snake here! -What? 01:53:48.833 --> 01:53:50.375 align:center -Where? -It's in there! Snake! Snake! 01:53:50.458 --> 01:53:51.458 align:center Where is it? 01:53:52.583 --> 01:53:54.083 align:center Oh! Hey! No, no! 01:53:54.167 --> 01:53:55.208 align:center Gulshan, are you okay? 01:53:55.625 --> 01:53:56.625 align:center Gulshan, are you okay? 01:53:58.250 --> 01:54:00.458 align:center Nothing's going to happen! It's just a lift! 01:54:00.917 --> 01:54:06.208 align:center [Sitaare having fun] 01:54:06.417 --> 01:54:09.417 align:center Be quiet! Be quiet! The lift will fall down! 01:54:09.500 --> 01:54:11.500 align:center No worries! We'll lift it up. 01:54:11.583 --> 01:54:13.500 align:center But It's only meant for 6 people! 01:54:13.583 --> 01:54:15.458 align:center Look at that! It won’t be able to take the weight! 01:54:15.542 --> 01:54:18.083 align:center Sir, calling someone fat is not a nice thing! 01:54:18.167 --> 01:54:19.625 align:center I didn't call anyone fat! 01:54:19.708 --> 01:54:21.500 align:center You did! Weight means being fat! 01:54:21.917 --> 01:54:24.417 align:center [lift clunk] 01:54:24.833 --> 01:54:28.250 align:center -Oh! Mummy! Mummy! -Relax, relax, relax! 01:54:28.333 --> 01:54:29.417 align:center Press the alarm! 01:54:31.708 --> 01:54:34.875 align:center No, no! No, no! Quiet, quiet, quiet! 01:54:35.042 --> 01:54:36.250 align:center Look for the Emergency button! 01:54:36.333 --> 01:54:37.458 align:center Press the Emergency alarm! 01:54:37.792 --> 01:54:39.125 align:center [emegency alarm rings] 01:54:39.250 --> 01:54:40.458 align:center Excuse me, Ma'am. 01:54:40.708 --> 01:54:42.375 align:center I think the lift is stuck, Ma'am. Just, please-- 01:54:42.458 --> 01:54:43.667 align:center -The players are inside! -Stuck? 01:54:44.167 --> 01:54:46.125 align:center We're going to die! We're going to die! 01:54:46.208 --> 01:54:48.500 align:center Before we die, I'm going to wish my boyfriend goodbye. 01:54:48.583 --> 01:54:49.583 align:center Huh? 01:54:49.792 --> 01:54:53.125 align:center Hey, idea! A good kick can start a scooter, right? 01:54:53.208 --> 01:54:54.750 align:center Yeah! Then the lift will start too. 01:54:54.833 --> 01:54:58.667 align:center Then let's start kicking, my fellow soldiers. Come on! 01:55:07.000 --> 01:55:09.125 align:center No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 01:55:09.208 --> 01:55:11.208 align:center [lift clunk] 01:55:13.875 --> 01:55:15.208 align:center [lift clunk] 01:55:24.375 --> 01:55:25.667 align:center Water, do you want water? 01:55:27.208 --> 01:55:30.458 align:center Sir, look you're still alive! Nothing's happened to you, sir! 01:55:30.667 --> 01:55:32.625 align:center Taking the lift doesn't kill anyone, sir. 01:55:33.167 --> 01:55:34.667 align:center Sir, where were you? 01:55:35.000 --> 01:55:36.958 align:center I was in the lift! 01:55:37.542 --> 01:55:38.958 align:center And you didn't die! 01:55:39.125 --> 01:55:41.125 align:center -Yeah, you didn't die, sir! -You didn't die, sir! 01:55:41.583 --> 01:55:44.167 align:center You managed to get over your fear like me! 01:55:44.250 --> 01:55:45.250 align:center Yeah, sir! 01:55:45.792 --> 01:55:47.917 align:center Yeah! You managed to get over your fear, sir! 01:55:48.083 --> 01:55:50.625 align:center [Sitaare cheering] 01:55:57.292 --> 01:55:58.500 align:center I didn't die! 01:56:02.542 --> 01:56:04.250 align:center -I'm alive! -Yes, sir. 01:56:05.750 --> 01:56:06.958 align:center I'm alive! 01:56:07.292 --> 01:56:10.750 align:center [joyful music playing] 01:56:15.250 --> 01:56:17.250 align:center You took the lift? Well done! 01:56:17.792 --> 01:56:18.792 align:center Thank you, Mummy. 01:56:18.875 --> 01:56:20.833 align:center I've already gone twice by myself since then! 01:56:22.167 --> 01:56:23.833 align:center My brave boy! 01:56:24.042 --> 01:56:25.917 align:center How are things going at the Ashram? 01:56:26.125 --> 01:56:27.375 align:center Very well, very well! 01:56:27.458 --> 01:56:29.958 align:center Okay, Mummy, I'm just going to go in the lift again. 01:56:30.042 --> 01:56:33.000 align:center And this time I'll send you a video, okay? Yeah. 01:56:33.417 --> 01:56:34.417 align:center Hello? 01:56:35.208 --> 01:56:36.500 align:center I can't hear you. Hello? 01:56:40.375 --> 01:56:43.708 align:center -Mummy? Hello? Hello? -Hello, hello? 01:56:46.375 --> 01:56:48.083 align:center The signal's back, son! Yes, yes! 01:56:48.250 --> 01:56:50.333 align:center Okay, what's the name of your hotel? 01:56:51.667 --> 01:56:53.500 align:center Mummy, you're not at the Ashram? 01:56:53.750 --> 01:56:55.875 align:center You're barking like a dog again! 01:56:55.958 --> 01:56:57.917 align:center Where else would I be if not at the Ashram? 01:56:58.000 --> 01:56:59.750 align:center -Behind you! -My sweetheart, my little dumpling! 01:56:59.833 --> 01:57:00.833 align:center Hello, Gullu! 01:57:02.375 --> 01:57:07.333 align:center [hilarious music playing] 01:57:13.042 --> 01:57:14.208 align:center Mummy? 01:57:14.458 --> 01:57:15.458 align:center [hiccups] 01:57:17.083 --> 01:57:18.167 align:center Bathroom. 01:57:18.333 --> 01:57:20.083 align:center -Water! -Water-- 01:57:20.333 --> 01:57:24.250 align:center [hilarious music playing] 01:57:26.250 --> 01:57:27.750 align:center [hiccups] 01:57:29.292 --> 01:57:30.417 align:center Go ahead, son. 01:57:31.625 --> 01:57:37.625 align:center [hilarious music playing] 01:57:50.667 --> 01:57:51.667 align:center [thud] 01:57:58.458 --> 01:58:01.833 align:center Have you tried the Dal Makhani here? It's very tasty. 01:58:01.917 --> 01:58:04.750 align:center Mummy! Is this the time to discuss Dal Makhani? 01:58:05.792 --> 01:58:07.333 align:center How long has this been going on? 01:58:09.250 --> 01:58:11.708 align:center When would you say this started, Daulatji? 01:58:17.792 --> 01:58:18.833 align:center Diwali? 01:58:19.167 --> 01:58:22.417 align:center When did you send me that beautiful "Get Well Soon" card ? 01:58:24.083 --> 01:58:26.917 align:center When your leg was injured in that accident, remember? 01:58:28.875 --> 01:58:29.875 align:center Yeah, Gullu? Am I right? 01:58:30.458 --> 01:58:32.542 align:center You don't talk to me, please! 01:58:33.750 --> 01:58:36.667 align:center Mummy, I'm not going to accept this. I'm telling you! 01:58:37.417 --> 01:58:40.542 align:center Gulshan, if Mummy has a boyfriend, then what's the--? 01:58:41.167 --> 01:58:43.458 align:center Do not use that word! Please! 01:58:43.792 --> 01:58:45.208 align:center Then what should I call him? 01:58:45.292 --> 01:58:46.917 align:center Suneeta, he's right. 01:58:47.000 --> 01:58:48.333 align:center I don't like this word either. 01:58:49.042 --> 01:58:52.208 align:center Just say "He's... a good friend, a close friend." 01:58:52.708 --> 01:58:55.208 align:center -Am I right, Gulshan? -You! Just don't talk to me! Please! 01:58:55.500 --> 01:58:56.917 align:center [door knocks] 01:59:00.292 --> 01:59:01.292 align:center Wait here. 01:59:01.375 --> 01:59:02.375 align:center [door knocks] 01:59:05.667 --> 01:59:08.000 align:center -What is it? -Bantu needs his pants un-zipped. 01:59:08.958 --> 01:59:09.958 align:center Want to pee? 01:59:10.917 --> 01:59:11.917 align:center What then? 01:59:12.167 --> 01:59:13.292 align:center What if he wants to later? 01:59:17.167 --> 01:59:18.333 align:center -[unzips shorts] -[exhales] 01:59:20.000 --> 01:59:21.708 align:center Mummy, this is... 01:59:23.292 --> 01:59:24.708 align:center -What is it? -Who is that? 01:59:26.917 --> 01:59:27.917 align:center That's my mummy. 01:59:28.208 --> 01:59:29.250 align:center Hi, son. 01:59:29.458 --> 01:59:31.500 align:center Coach sir, your father looks really dashing! 01:59:31.583 --> 01:59:32.583 align:center Thank you, son. 01:59:33.167 --> 01:59:35.125 align:center No, no, that's not my father! Hello! 01:59:35.208 --> 01:59:36.208 align:center Come here, boys. 01:59:36.292 --> 01:59:37.292 align:center -Hello! -Hi, boys! 01:59:37.458 --> 01:59:38.750 align:center Mummy, this is wrong! 01:59:39.250 --> 01:59:41.042 align:center This is wrong, I'm telling you! Very wrong! 01:59:42.708 --> 01:59:44.250 align:center I knew you would say this. 01:59:44.792 --> 01:59:46.458 align:center That's why I didn't tell you. 01:59:46.958 --> 01:59:49.042 align:center You never support your mother in anything! 01:59:49.667 --> 01:59:51.250 align:center Why would I support you? 01:59:51.333 --> 01:59:53.583 align:center Because I've always supported you. 01:59:54.583 --> 01:59:56.250 align:center I had to move house because of his coaching. 01:59:56.333 --> 01:59:59.125 align:center Sat him on my scooty and drove him to tournaments! 02:00:00.292 --> 02:00:03.125 align:center Have you ever seen such a... tiny little basketball player? 02:00:03.208 --> 02:00:05.250 align:center -No, never seen one. -No, he is the first... 02:00:05.333 --> 02:00:08.458 align:center His coach wasn't even interested in giving him a trial. 02:00:08.542 --> 02:00:11.125 align:center I gave him a hard slap that's when he agreed to try him out. 02:00:12.250 --> 02:00:13.833 align:center And even on Tuesdays! 02:00:14.042 --> 02:00:16.542 align:center He was allowed to eat meat on Tuesdays! Just ask him! 02:00:16.958 --> 02:00:19.083 align:center -Sir, did you really do that? -Yeah, so what if I did? 02:00:20.833 --> 02:00:24.417 align:center No matter what, I've supported you in everything you've done. 02:00:26.667 --> 02:00:27.792 align:center -Why? -Why? 02:00:29.583 --> 02:00:31.375 align:center Because he is my team. 02:00:31.625 --> 02:00:34.208 align:center -Yeah. -And one always stands by their team. 02:00:34.333 --> 02:00:36.500 align:center -Hmm. -Yes sir, one always stands by their team. 02:00:36.833 --> 02:00:40.167 align:center Gulshan, one always stands by their team. 02:00:43.667 --> 02:00:44.667 align:center Mummy. 02:00:46.542 --> 02:00:48.667 align:center Why are you crying? Huh? 02:00:49.333 --> 02:00:50.333 align:center Mummy! 02:00:52.875 --> 02:00:56.208 align:center Enough. Don't cry. Hey! Don't cry. 02:00:58.583 --> 02:00:59.625 align:center Hmm. 02:01:01.208 --> 02:01:03.500 align:center -One always stands by their team. -You get away from me! 02:01:04.750 --> 02:01:05.750 align:center What? 02:01:09.333 --> 02:01:11.708 align:center -Did Bantu's zip finally open? -Yeah. 02:01:11.792 --> 02:01:13.750 align:center -This is Coach sir's father! -His father? 02:01:13.833 --> 02:01:15.625 align:center Don't say that, he's not my father! Hello? 02:01:15.708 --> 02:01:18.292 align:center -Hello, hello! -What's going on here? 02:01:18.542 --> 02:01:20.083 align:center -You're very handsome! -Thank you, son. 02:01:20.167 --> 02:01:22.208 align:center First of all, why are you all in my room? 02:01:22.458 --> 02:01:24.958 align:center -Guddu, he's not my father! -Yes, he is your father! 02:01:25.375 --> 02:01:26.833 align:center Guddu, he's not my father. 02:01:27.250 --> 02:01:29.500 align:center -He is not my father! -It's okay. 02:01:29.792 --> 02:01:31.458 align:center -Children are so honest. -Yes. 02:01:31.542 --> 02:01:32.917 align:center They're made in God's image. 02:01:36.958 --> 02:01:38.458 align:center The children called you handsome. 02:01:38.542 --> 02:01:40.167 align:center Yeah, the children liked the new Papa! 02:01:40.458 --> 02:01:42.583 align:center [Preeto, Daulatji] [laughs] 02:01:43.000 --> 02:01:44.250 align:center Bye, my son, bye! 02:01:45.042 --> 02:01:48.500 align:center -Bye, you two! Bye, Gullu! -Good night, Daulatji. 02:01:48.583 --> 02:01:50.333 align:center Bye, Gullu, good night, sweet dreams, son! 02:01:50.417 --> 02:01:52.667 align:center Come on inside, will you? 02:01:54.833 --> 02:01:56.083 align:center They're sharing a room again? 02:01:57.417 --> 02:01:58.667 align:center What exactly is your problem? 02:01:58.875 --> 02:02:01.042 align:center That Mummy has a life or that she has a boyfriend? 02:02:01.375 --> 02:02:02.375 align:center Huh? 02:02:03.625 --> 02:02:04.625 align:center Both! 02:02:05.708 --> 02:02:08.583 align:center Gulshan, Mummy can have a life too, can't she? 02:02:09.667 --> 02:02:11.292 align:center Mummies don't have a life, okay? 02:02:12.417 --> 02:02:13.667 align:center What did you say back there? 02:02:13.750 --> 02:02:16.125 align:center That you'd stand by Mummy! Did you or didn't you? 02:02:17.708 --> 02:02:19.042 align:center Yeah, I did, but... 02:02:19.500 --> 02:02:21.208 align:center I can't change myself overnight! 02:02:21.792 --> 02:02:24.042 align:center Daulatji should be glad I haven't strangled him yet! 02:02:25.042 --> 02:02:26.042 align:center It takes time. 02:02:27.208 --> 02:02:29.000 align:center As it is, the Finals are tomorrow. 02:02:30.125 --> 02:02:31.333 align:center And now, this mess! 02:02:32.042 --> 02:02:33.042 align:center Okay. 02:02:33.125 --> 02:02:34.125 align:center [smacks lips] 02:02:36.583 --> 02:02:37.625 align:center C'mon. Try it. 02:02:38.042 --> 02:02:42.000 align:center [inhales] [exhales] 02:02:42.667 --> 02:02:44.417 align:center -It's working, right? -Not at all. 02:02:46.125 --> 02:02:47.125 align:center C'mon, let's take a walk. 02:02:47.208 --> 02:02:49.458 align:center -C'mon. Hey! -Hmm? 02:02:50.208 --> 02:02:51.208 align:center Let's take the lift! 02:02:51.458 --> 02:02:52.708 align:center -Let's go! -And we'll take a video! 02:02:52.792 --> 02:02:53.792 align:center Okay! 02:02:54.292 --> 02:02:56.833 align:center No point sending it to Mummy anymore. 02:02:57.833 --> 02:03:02.875 align:center [music playing] 02:03:03.167 --> 02:03:08.833 align:center [Crowd cheering] Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare! 02:03:08.917 --> 02:03:14.625 align:center Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare! 02:03:15.083 --> 02:03:19.792 align:center Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare! 02:03:20.000 --> 02:03:21.458 align:center SITAARE GO SUNIL 02:03:22.750 --> 02:03:25.875 align:center Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare! 02:03:26.083 --> 02:03:29.542 align:center Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare! 02:03:29.625 --> 02:03:32.750 align:center Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare! 02:03:38.000 --> 02:03:40.833 align:center Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare! 02:03:41.292 --> 02:03:45.208 align:center Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare! 02:04:01.875 --> 02:04:04.208 align:center Sir! Their name means Little Champs... 02:04:04.583 --> 02:04:06.083 align:center but they don't look so little. 02:04:06.792 --> 02:04:09.250 align:center Don't worry. They're all of average height. 02:04:09.917 --> 02:04:10.917 align:center [ball dribbling] 02:04:11.375 --> 02:04:17.208 align:center [intense music playing] 02:04:20.958 --> 02:04:23.583 align:center It's the fight that matters not the height, so go fight! 02:04:25.458 --> 02:04:29.125 align:center Sir, this fight doesn't look very friendly at all. 02:04:29.250 --> 02:04:30.792 align:center Let's go! Let's go home now! 02:04:33.083 --> 02:04:36.708 align:center Come on, Sunil! This is the Finals of the National Series! 02:04:37.250 --> 02:04:39.417 align:center We're going to win it! Because we are? 02:04:39.500 --> 02:04:44.167 align:center -Sitaare! Sitaare! -Sitaare! Sitaare! 02:04:44.250 --> 02:04:45.542 align:center [neck cracking] 02:04:45.708 --> 02:04:48.875 align:center But listen, tighten your helmet a little today. 02:04:48.958 --> 02:04:49.958 align:center Yeah. Okay! 02:04:50.667 --> 02:04:53.958 align:center AASHAAEIN NATIONAL BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT 02:04:54.625 --> 02:04:56.625 align:center [ball dribbling] 02:04:57.167 --> 02:04:58.167 align:center Yes! 02:05:05.958 --> 02:05:07.250 align:center Drop back, defense! 02:05:18.292 --> 02:05:19.375 align:center Hargovind! Come on! 02:05:21.000 --> 02:05:22.792 align:center Yes! Well done! 02:05:29.333 --> 02:05:31.208 align:center Stop him! Raise your arms! Raise your arms! 02:05:41.208 --> 02:05:42.208 align:center Oh, no! 02:05:47.125 --> 02:05:49.417 align:center Sunil, stop him. Sunil, stop him! 02:05:49.500 --> 02:05:52.750 align:center Come on! Sunil! You should've stopped him! 02:05:52.917 --> 02:05:55.375 align:center Sir! My finger's completely twisted! 02:05:55.500 --> 02:05:58.708 align:center Sunil, this is not the time to make a big deal of everything! 02:06:00.083 --> 02:06:01.208 align:center -Look at this. -Oh! 02:06:02.125 --> 02:06:04.417 align:center Sunil, you need to see a doctor immediately! Come on out! 02:06:04.708 --> 02:06:07.375 align:center No, sir! The team needs me right now! 02:06:07.458 --> 02:06:09.458 align:center I'm going! I have to go, sir! 02:06:12.250 --> 02:06:13.250 align:center Now look at it! 02:06:16.625 --> 02:06:19.750 align:center But once the game is over, I'll definitely go see a doctor, 02:06:19.833 --> 02:06:21.375 align:center because if the infection spreads, 02:06:21.458 --> 02:06:23.750 align:center they may just have to cut off my whole hand! 02:06:32.292 --> 02:06:33.375 align:center Go, Hargovind! 02:06:36.083 --> 02:06:38.417 align:center [crowd dissapointed] 02:06:56.833 --> 02:07:00.417 align:center Come on, Lotus! Pass it to Golu! Yeah, pass it! 02:07:01.458 --> 02:07:02.458 align:center [crowd dissapointed] 02:07:32.750 --> 02:07:34.000 align:center Table. Time out! 02:07:34.333 --> 02:07:36.792 align:center Team! Come here! Boys, huddle. 02:07:38.875 --> 02:07:41.042 align:center Guys, I know what the problem is. 02:07:42.000 --> 02:07:43.750 align:center The Nanhe Khiladi team has tall players 02:07:44.000 --> 02:07:46.042 align:center and most of our players are shorties. 02:07:46.167 --> 02:07:49.375 align:center Now I'll show you how the shorties will defeat the tall guys! 02:07:50.125 --> 02:07:52.667 align:center Turn your weakness into your strength. 02:07:53.375 --> 02:07:56.208 align:center Short players like us struggle to jump high. 02:07:56.417 --> 02:07:58.833 align:center And tall players struggle to bend down. 02:07:59.042 --> 02:08:01.250 align:center That's why from now on, all high passes, 02:08:01.333 --> 02:08:03.750 align:center air passes, overhead passes are out. 02:08:03.917 --> 02:08:04.917 align:center They're cancelled! 02:08:05.042 --> 02:08:06.958 align:center We're going to play the ball down low. 02:08:07.500 --> 02:08:09.167 align:center Ground passes. Passing from below. 02:08:09.375 --> 02:08:10.458 align:center Bounce the ball and pass. 02:08:10.875 --> 02:08:12.750 align:center -Got it? -Yes, sir! 02:08:12.833 --> 02:08:14.833 align:center -Okay! -Yes, sir. 02:08:15.250 --> 02:08:17.125 align:center These tall guys have really made us dance! 02:08:18.000 --> 02:08:19.583 align:center -Now it's the little finger's turn! -Yes, sir! 02:08:19.667 --> 02:08:23.000 align:center -Come on, guys! One, two, three, -Sitaare! 02:08:23.167 --> 02:08:27.875 align:center [playful music playing] 02:08:41.208 --> 02:08:42.958 align:center Yes! Yes! 02:08:44.375 --> 02:08:45.500 align:center Yes! 02:08:47.667 --> 02:08:53.625 align:center We don't want to sit around and swat flies 02:08:54.500 --> 02:08:55.542 align:center Yes! 02:08:55.708 --> 02:08:58.542 align:center We win every game we play 02:08:59.083 --> 02:09:02.042 align:center We don't ever lose the fight 02:09:02.417 --> 02:09:03.500 align:center Yes! 02:09:03.625 --> 02:09:07.042 align:center We're the ace of spaces, we're true to our word 02:09:07.500 --> 02:09:08.583 align:center We're the ace of spaces... 02:09:08.667 --> 02:09:10.583 align:center Lotus! Pass! Pass! 02:09:13.833 --> 02:09:16.000 align:center Whoa! Whoa! 02:09:16.375 --> 02:09:17.833 align:center Hip hip hooray! 02:09:18.208 --> 02:09:20.458 align:center [vocalization] 02:09:21.500 --> 02:09:24.458 align:center Everyone is talking about us 02:09:30.583 --> 02:09:32.833 align:center Yes! Yes! Yes! 02:09:33.000 --> 02:09:34.083 align:center Well done! Well done! 02:09:40.833 --> 02:09:42.875 align:center We have only two minutes of the game left now, boys. 02:09:42.958 --> 02:09:44.250 align:center -Only two minutes! -Yes, Coach! 02:09:44.375 --> 02:09:46.500 align:center -I want you to give it your all! -Yes, Coach! 02:09:47.083 --> 02:09:49.542 align:center -One, two, three, -Sitaare! 02:09:49.708 --> 02:09:53.375 align:center We laugh, we cry We're topsy turvy 02:09:53.708 --> 02:09:56.875 align:center We make our place in people's hearts 02:09:57.167 --> 02:10:01.375 align:center We're ridiculous We're a crazy lot 02:10:01.708 --> 02:10:05.083 align:center Fate has made a hodgepodge of our destiny 02:10:05.417 --> 02:10:07.083 align:center No time to rest, we gotta keep pushing 02:10:07.625 --> 02:10:09.167 align:center Okay, no problem. C'mon boys! 02:10:09.667 --> 02:10:11.750 align:center No time to rest, we gotta keep pushing 02:10:11.833 --> 02:10:15.250 align:center We're not afraid to wrestle with whatever challenge life throws our way 02:10:15.542 --> 02:10:17.583 align:center Loud as we can Hard as we can, we say 02:10:17.833 --> 02:10:19.667 align:center -Chorus! -Hip hip hooray! 02:10:24.750 --> 02:10:26.125 align:center Come on! Boys! Fall back! 02:10:28.292 --> 02:10:29.750 align:center C'mon stop him! Arms up! 02:10:31.250 --> 02:10:34.208 align:center look, the stars have descended to Earth! 02:10:43.250 --> 02:10:46.167 align:center everyone is talking about us 02:10:51.583 --> 02:10:54.292 align:center look, the stars have descended to Earth! 02:10:59.875 --> 02:11:03.083 align:center Come on! Hargovind! We still have 20 seconds left! 02:11:03.167 --> 02:11:06.750 align:center We can still win this! Make the shot! Come on! Yes! 02:11:08.167 --> 02:11:09.833 align:center Hargovind! Pass it! Pass it! 02:11:10.792 --> 02:11:13.375 align:center Yeah, Kareem! Kareem! Into the basket! 02:11:13.458 --> 02:11:16.292 align:center Come on! Come on, Kareem! Come on! 02:11:16.958 --> 02:11:19.125 align:center Oh, no! What are you doing? Kareem, over there! 02:11:19.292 --> 02:11:23.292 align:center [tense music playing] 02:12:33.333 --> 02:12:34.333 align:center [ball thump] 02:12:37.083 --> 02:12:38.083 align:center [ball thump] 02:12:42.625 --> 02:12:43.625 align:center [ball thump] 02:12:45.667 --> 02:12:46.667 align:center [crowd dissapointed] 02:12:46.750 --> 02:12:50.417 align:center [time up buzzer rings] 02:12:50.833 --> 02:12:53.958 align:center [crowd cheering] 02:13:28.500 --> 02:13:31.958 align:center [emotional music playing] 02:13:51.708 --> 02:13:57.333 align:center Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare! 02:13:57.417 --> 02:14:02.833 align:center Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare! 02:14:03.000 --> 02:14:07.292 align:center Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare! 02:14:07.583 --> 02:14:12.750 align:center Sitaare! Sitaare! Sitaare! 02:14:13.042 --> 02:14:16.833 align:center [victorious music playing] 02:14:39.333 --> 02:14:41.375 align:center Golu! We lost the game! 02:14:41.667 --> 02:14:43.042 align:center We won, sir. 02:14:43.833 --> 02:14:44.833 align:center We lost the game! 02:14:45.083 --> 02:14:47.458 align:center No, sir, we won second place! 02:14:47.833 --> 02:14:49.125 align:center That's what I'm saying, we lost! 02:14:49.208 --> 02:14:54.417 align:center Sir, my mother always says two's better than one. Two, two! 02:14:54.542 --> 02:14:56.125 align:center Two, two! 02:14:56.667 --> 02:14:59.042 align:center Wow, sir, what a game! High five! 02:15:00.042 --> 02:15:02.667 align:center Love you, Gulshan sir! Love you, Gulshan sir! Love you! 02:15:04.125 --> 02:15:05.875 align:center Huggie! 02:15:08.333 --> 02:15:11.958 align:center [victorious music playing] 02:15:35.958 --> 02:15:37.333 align:center [confetti paper pops] 02:16:16.708 --> 02:16:17.708 align:center Suneeta... 02:16:19.875 --> 02:16:21.333 align:center I'm not their coach, Suneeta. 02:16:22.250 --> 02:16:23.333 align:center They're mine. 02:16:29.792 --> 02:16:31.875 align:center I always thought they were lacking in some way. 02:16:32.208 --> 02:16:34.542 align:center But now I realise it was me who was lacking. 02:16:36.750 --> 02:16:38.292 align:center They understand emotions so well. 02:16:38.875 --> 02:16:42.000 align:center Whereas I can't even understand what people are saying most of the time. 02:16:42.125 --> 02:16:43.625 align:center Always thinking about yourself, 02:16:43.708 --> 02:16:45.000 align:center not caring about anyone else. 02:16:47.708 --> 02:16:50.208 align:center This is the world's biggest shortcoming. 02:16:53.458 --> 02:16:54.917 align:center And I thought they were lacking. 02:16:57.167 --> 02:16:58.833 align:center When someone is so large-hearted 02:16:59.500 --> 02:17:01.083 align:center how can they possible lack anything? 02:17:01.250 --> 02:17:04.917 align:center [emotional music playing] 02:17:25.250 --> 02:17:26.417 align:center I love you, Gulshan. 02:17:32.750 --> 02:17:34.000 align:center [ball thwack] 02:17:40.292 --> 02:17:41.292 align:center Lotus! 02:17:44.167 --> 02:17:46.000 align:center Sixer! 02:17:47.167 --> 02:17:51.458 align:center [joyful music playing] 02:18:24.583 --> 02:18:29.208 align:center [mobile phone ringing] 02:18:32.292 --> 02:18:33.583 align:center What the hell? 02:18:37.042 --> 02:18:40.167 align:center -Hello? -Mr. Arora, good morning. 02:18:40.792 --> 02:18:42.167 align:center Yeah, Paswan. 02:18:42.750 --> 02:18:45.458 align:center I saw how you transformed this team into champions from nothing. 02:18:47.042 --> 02:18:48.500 align:center I'll be retiring next month. 02:18:49.792 --> 02:18:52.958 align:center I've recommended your name as my replacement. 02:18:54.708 --> 02:18:56.167 align:center The department has approved it. 02:18:57.792 --> 02:19:00.958 align:center Next month you'll be the Coach of the Delhi Basketball Team! 02:19:03.083 --> 02:19:05.083 align:center You recommended my name? 02:19:05.667 --> 02:19:06.792 align:center Gulshan Arora. 02:19:07.208 --> 02:19:08.833 align:center You may be a bit of a swine. 02:19:10.542 --> 02:19:13.250 align:center But as a coach... you're amazing! 02:19:13.833 --> 02:19:16.208 align:center And it seems like you're turning into a better person. 02:19:16.500 --> 02:19:19.667 align:center Congratulations, Coach sir! 02:19:21.208 --> 02:19:22.333 align:center Thank you, sir. 02:19:22.583 --> 02:19:23.875 align:center [Call disconnects] 02:19:24.625 --> 02:19:25.875 align:center Who was that? 02:19:30.917 --> 02:19:32.792 align:center No one. Go to sleep. 02:19:53.125 --> 02:19:54.167 align:center What happened? 02:19:57.500 --> 02:20:01.083 align:center SARVODAYA CENTRE 02:20:08.833 --> 02:20:11.042 align:center We all have to move on, Coach sir. 02:20:12.542 --> 02:20:14.167 align:center What really matters is, when 02:20:14.250 --> 02:20:16.750 align:center a challenge arises, how does one take it on? 02:20:17.000 --> 02:20:19.500 align:center And you performed a miracle! 02:20:20.083 --> 02:20:22.208 align:center In fact, your three month term was over. 02:20:22.458 --> 02:20:24.167 align:center Yet you stayed on for one more month. 02:20:24.333 --> 02:20:25.708 align:center Until the end of the tournament. 02:20:25.875 --> 02:20:26.917 align:center Thank you, Coach sir. 02:20:34.458 --> 02:20:37.417 align:center The kids would love it if you met them before you left. Should I call them? 02:20:37.750 --> 02:20:41.125 align:center Uh! No-no. I... Let them be. 02:20:43.625 --> 02:20:46.625 align:center Actually I'm getting late, I have to leave. 02:20:47.958 --> 02:20:49.208 align:center As you wish. 02:20:50.292 --> 02:20:52.625 align:center You can say goodbye to them for me. 02:20:55.375 --> 02:20:58.833 align:center And here are the locker keys you'd given me. 02:20:59.750 --> 02:21:01.958 align:center Well, the new coach is here. He's waiting downstairs. 02:21:02.917 --> 02:21:04.417 align:center You can hand them over to him. 02:21:05.000 --> 02:21:06.167 align:center Yeah, okay. 02:21:09.833 --> 02:21:11.083 align:center [keys clinking] 02:21:11.375 --> 02:21:12.458 align:center I'll leave then. 02:21:13.875 --> 02:21:14.875 align:center Good luck! 02:21:18.458 --> 02:21:19.750 align:center [door opens] 02:21:22.000 --> 02:21:25.125 align:center [breathes heavily] 02:21:31.083 --> 02:21:32.292 align:center [keys clinking] 02:21:36.958 --> 02:21:39.292 align:center Hi. The keys to the locker. 02:21:41.542 --> 02:21:42.542 align:center Good luck. 02:21:43.042 --> 02:21:44.042 align:center Thank you. 02:21:44.500 --> 02:21:46.250 align:center I haven't met anyone yet. 02:21:47.125 --> 02:21:48.125 align:center What's the team like? 02:21:48.417 --> 02:21:49.417 align:center The best! 02:21:49.917 --> 02:21:53.750 align:center At first, it could take a little time to adjust to all of them. 02:21:55.542 --> 02:21:57.333 align:center You won't know what Sharmaji is saying! 02:21:58.417 --> 02:22:01.042 align:center Kareem takes so long to say something, it'll drive you nuts. 02:22:01.333 --> 02:22:03.708 align:center It will all feel strange... 02:22:03.958 --> 02:22:05.333 align:center like, "What have I got into?" 02:22:06.917 --> 02:22:07.958 align:center But gradually... 02:22:08.875 --> 02:22:10.542 align:center everything will fall into place. 02:22:11.458 --> 02:22:13.083 align:center Guddu and Sunil's antics... 02:22:14.125 --> 02:22:15.542 align:center will finally start making sense. 02:22:19.083 --> 02:22:23.000 align:center You'll get used to seeing Lotus with a new hair colour every week. 02:22:24.375 --> 02:22:25.667 align:center Golu's temper... 02:22:26.375 --> 02:22:27.708 align:center Satbir's comments... 02:22:28.917 --> 02:22:30.208 align:center You'll start enjoying them. 02:22:33.375 --> 02:22:36.000 align:center Just don't make the mistake of thinking 02:22:36.458 --> 02:22:38.000 align:center you're more intelligent than them. 02:22:38.583 --> 02:22:40.458 align:center They're a lot smarter than you and me. 02:22:42.250 --> 02:22:44.125 align:center You'll end up learning a lot more from them 02:22:45.208 --> 02:22:48.583 align:center than you can actually teach them. 02:22:52.708 --> 02:22:55.833 align:center And don't ever scold them. 02:22:56.042 --> 02:22:57.292 align:center They get hurt very easily. 02:23:00.625 --> 02:23:02.500 align:center And don't get offended by what they say. 02:23:02.583 --> 02:23:03.750 align:center They're very pure at heart. 02:23:07.333 --> 02:23:08.333 align:center And... 02:23:11.583 --> 02:23:13.333 align:center when it's time for you to leave... 02:23:16.792 --> 02:23:18.333 align:center don't go without saying goodbye. 02:23:25.375 --> 02:23:29.292 align:center [emotional music playing] 02:23:53.375 --> 02:23:54.375 align:center Hi, sir! 02:23:54.458 --> 02:23:56.250 align:center -Hello, sir! Hi, sir! -Hello, Coach sir! 02:24:11.292 --> 02:24:12.667 align:center I'm going to be leaving you all. 02:24:15.417 --> 02:24:16.417 align:center From here on... 02:24:18.500 --> 02:24:20.333 align:center It's the end of the road for us. 02:24:20.417 --> 02:24:21.917 align:center Sir, are you about to die? 02:24:22.333 --> 02:24:25.125 align:center -What? -Sir, are you about to die? 02:24:25.875 --> 02:24:28.667 align:center -No! -Then why are you talking like this? 02:24:28.750 --> 02:24:32.375 align:center No, no! He's going to die! He's just hiding it! 02:24:32.458 --> 02:24:35.083 align:center Sir's going to die! 02:24:35.167 --> 02:24:38.375 align:center Sir's going to die! 02:24:38.458 --> 02:24:39.458 align:center Be quiet! 02:24:39.542 --> 02:24:42.333 align:center Sir's going to die! 02:24:42.750 --> 02:24:43.875 align:center Please be quiet! 02:24:43.958 --> 02:24:45.250 align:center Sir's going to die! 02:24:45.333 --> 02:24:46.750 align:center Stop barking like dogs! 02:24:52.667 --> 02:24:57.583 align:center [Sitaare laughing] 02:25:05.375 --> 02:25:09.583 align:center [emotional music playing] 02:26:36.750 --> 02:26:38.208 align:center Let's roll! 02:26:52.458 --> 02:26:54.042 align:center There's joy and festivity 02:26:54.292 --> 02:26:56.000 align:center In the air tonight 02:26:56.208 --> 02:26:59.792 align:center The weather's fine The mood is perfect for a wedding 02:27:00.000 --> 02:27:03.583 align:center Today is the date to celebrate 02:27:03.667 --> 02:27:07.292 align:center The bride and groom's embark on a journey together, forever 02:27:07.708 --> 02:27:09.583 align:center There's butter... all over your face 02:27:09.667 --> 02:27:11.500 align:center Ever since the buffet is in place 02:27:11.583 --> 02:27:14.958 align:center And with it... We've uncorked all the bottles 02:27:15.292 --> 02:27:17.042 align:center If the whole house gets filled 02:27:17.125 --> 02:27:19.125 align:center If the rooms are crammed to the hilt 02:27:19.208 --> 02:27:23.042 align:center Our city has a lot of hotels 02:27:23.125 --> 02:27:26.125 align:center Stay blessed... may fortune favour you 02:27:26.458 --> 02:27:28.292 align:center May fortune favour you 02:27:28.833 --> 02:27:31.125 align:center Stay blessed... may fortune favour you 02:27:32.042 --> 02:27:33.708 align:center May fortune favour you 02:27:34.083 --> 02:27:35.833 align:center May fortune favour you 02:27:36.458 --> 02:27:39.000 align:center Stay blessed, stay blessed, stay blessed 02:28:04.833 --> 02:28:06.375 align:center Uncles, aunts 02:28:06.708 --> 02:28:08.708 align:center Cousins and in-laws 02:28:08.792 --> 02:28:10.125 align:center Dance... dance 02:28:10.333 --> 02:28:12.167 align:center To the DJ's smashing beats 02:28:12.500 --> 02:28:14.125 align:center Sisters-in-law are such a sight 02:28:14.417 --> 02:28:17.917 align:center Brothers-in-law dance in delight 02:28:18.208 --> 02:28:20.208 align:center Listening to songs on repeat 02:28:20.333 --> 02:28:23.500 align:center Love stories can begin in any way 02:28:23.833 --> 02:28:27.708 align:center If there's a happy ending Why have anything bad to say 02:28:27.792 --> 02:28:31.125 align:center It's time to shower gifts The date is today 02:28:31.500 --> 02:28:34.958 align:center The bride and groom's journey begins Together forever they'll stay 02:28:35.292 --> 02:28:37.292 align:center There's butter... all over your face 02:28:37.417 --> 02:28:39.167 align:center Ever since the buffet is in place 02:28:39.250 --> 02:28:42.542 align:center And with it... We've uncorked all the bottles 02:28:42.917 --> 02:28:44.875 align:center If the whole house gets filled 02:28:45.042 --> 02:28:47.000 align:center If the rooms are crammed to the hilt 02:28:47.083 --> 02:28:50.042 align:center Our city has a lot of hotels 02:28:50.667 --> 02:28:53.542 align:center Stay blessed... may fortune favour you 02:28:53.917 --> 02:28:55.458 align:center May fortune favour you 02:28:56.458 --> 02:28:58.708 align:center Stay blessed... may fortune favour you 02:28:59.750 --> 02:29:01.417 align:center May fortune favour you 02:29:01.667 --> 02:29:03.417 align:center May fortune favour you 02:29:04.292 --> 02:29:06.500 align:center Stay blessed... may fortune favour you 02:29:09.875 --> 02:29:14.500 align:center Stay blessed... may fortune favour you 02:29:15.583 --> 02:29:18.000 align:center Stay blessed... may fortune favour you 02:29:18.958 --> 02:29:22.458 align:center May fortune favour you 02:29:23.167 --> 02:29:26.458 align:center Stay blessed... may fortune favour you 02:29:45.917 --> 02:29:47.917 align:center Gullu, come here, son. 02:29:49.042 --> 02:29:50.083 align:center Don't call me "son". 02:29:50.958 --> 02:29:51.958 align:center Okay, son. 02:30:01.792 --> 02:30:06.417 align:center Nothing, nothing... 02:30:16.458 --> 02:30:18.083 align:center Good for nothing 02:30:35.958 --> 02:30:39.042 align:center This thing, that thing, anything 02:30:41.583 --> 02:30:44.833 align:center Papa says you'll make us infamous 02:30:45.375 --> 02:30:48.458 align:center You'll do something stupid and bring shame on us 02:30:53.000 --> 02:30:56.250 align:center Papa says, son you'll make us infamous 02:30:56.333 --> 02:30:59.833 align:center You'll do something stupid and bring shame on us 02:31:00.375 --> 02:31:03.792 align:center Life is like an open highway 02:31:04.292 --> 02:31:07.625 align:center But you'll create traffic jams everywhere... 02:31:08.083 --> 02:31:11.500 align:center Papa says, son you'll make us infamous 02:31:11.833 --> 02:31:15.458 align:center You'll do something stupid and bring shame on us 02:31:15.542 --> 02:31:19.042 align:center I worked hard to get where I am today 02:31:19.375 --> 02:31:23.083 align:center You'll work just as hard to get nowhere 02:31:23.167 --> 02:31:26.458 align:center Papa says, son you'll make us infamous 02:31:26.542 --> 02:31:29.917 align:center You'll do something stupid and bring shame on us 02:31:30.125 --> 02:31:33.792 align:center Good for nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, that's what they tell us 02:31:33.875 --> 02:31:37.542 align:center Good for nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, that's what they tell us 02:31:37.625 --> 02:31:41.333 align:center We hit back and told the world to go to hell 02:31:41.417 --> 02:31:46.083 align:center Good for nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, says the world 02:31:56.708 --> 02:32:00.292 align:center What the heck, enjoy yourself 02:32:00.375 --> 02:32:04.083 align:center What the heck, enjoy yourself 02:32:19.708 --> 02:32:22.167 align:center Your ifs, buts, whys and wherefores 02:32:23.500 --> 02:32:26.458 align:center Son, you're a strange kind of creature 02:32:27.125 --> 02:32:31.125 align:center Your ways, your demeanour are just so different from the world, 02:32:31.208 --> 02:32:34.333 align:center that you can turn right into wrong 02:32:36.917 --> 02:32:40.083 align:center Just as you are pardoned for the mistake you made in the morning, 02:32:40.167 --> 02:32:43.958 align:center you'll repeat the very same mistake that evening 02:32:44.042 --> 02:32:47.667 align:center Papa says, son you'll make us infamous 02:32:47.750 --> 02:32:51.500 align:center You'll do something stupid and bring shame on us 02:32:51.833 --> 02:32:55.500 align:center Life is like an open highway 02:32:55.750 --> 02:32:59.083 align:center But you'll create traffic jams everywhere 02:32:59.542 --> 02:33:02.792 align:center Papa says, son you'll make us infamous 02:33:02.875 --> 02:33:06.583 align:center You'll do something stupid and bring shame on us 02:33:06.667 --> 02:33:10.250 align:center Good for nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, that's what they tell us 02:33:10.333 --> 02:33:13.917 align:center Good for nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, that's what they tell us 02:33:14.000 --> 02:33:17.750 align:center We hit back and told the world to go to hell 02:33:17.833 --> 02:33:23.042 align:center Good for nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, says the world 02:33:25.958 --> 02:33:28.125 align:center This thing, that thing, anything 02:34:12.083 --> 02:34:17.958 align:center We don't want to sit around and swat flies 02:34:20.042 --> 02:34:23.375 align:center We win every game we play, 02:34:23.458 --> 02:34:26.417 align:center We don't ever lose the fight 02:34:27.833 --> 02:34:31.542 align:center We are the aces of the deck, true to our word. 02:34:31.833 --> 02:34:33.958 align:center We're the ace of spades We're true to our word 02:34:34.042 --> 02:34:37.917 align:center Life kicked us around So we're a bit twisted What else can we say? 02:34:38.000 --> 02:34:40.125 align:center Give it your all, fight with your soul, 02:34:40.208 --> 02:34:41.958 align:center -Chorus! -Hip hip hurray!!! 02:34:45.625 --> 02:34:48.917 align:center Everyone is talking about us. 02:34:53.875 --> 02:34:56.667 align:center look, the stars have descended to Earth! 02:35:14.083 --> 02:35:17.667 align:center We laugh, we cry, We're topsy turvy 02:35:17.958 --> 02:35:21.500 align:center We make our place in people's hearts 02:35:22.125 --> 02:35:25.917 align:center We're ridiculous, We're a crazy lot 02:35:26.125 --> 02:35:29.375 align:center Fate has made a hodgepodge of our destiny 02:35:29.833 --> 02:35:33.292 align:center No time to rest, we gotta keep pushing 02:35:33.667 --> 02:35:35.958 align:center No time to rest, we gotta keep pushing 02:35:36.042 --> 02:35:39.917 align:center We're not afraid to wrestle with whatever challenge life throws our way 02:35:40.042 --> 02:35:42.125 align:center Loud as we can Hard as we can, we say 02:35:42.208 --> 02:35:44.208 align:center -Chorus! -Hip hip hurray!!!