Problems don't need an invitation.
They just show up at my door unannounced, like Netra.
But Netra was unlike your average problem
who just popped up at my home.
Someone else had to deal with her first.
A girl drenched from head to toe...
Who on earth is it?
Pillu, what's the matter?
I am done putting up with my family.
Did you argue again? I'll speak with uncle.
I don't want to talk to anyone.
Slow down, slow down. Hush.
Let's go outside.
-No. -Come on.
Just come.
-Just come. -What's going on?
Good girl.
Wait.
Sit down.
What do you want to do?
I want to go to Switzerland.
Shall we go?
Of course.
Just give me a couple of months.
I've found such a lucrative scheme that we can take the whole family.
A couple of months?
Are you out of your mind?
I want to go now.
Not a couple of months later.
Are you out of your mind, Pillu?
This isn't my idea of fashion. It's poverty.
Understand? See. See this.
There is one thing you can do.
Name it.
Anything for you. Anything
Sex.
What?
-Sex. -What?
Before the wedding?
Not before the wedding, right now.
Now?
Pillu,
are you even listening to yourself?
What kind of movies have you been watching these days?
Will you do it or not?
I'll do it, yes, I will do it.
But after the wedding.
I have my principles!
"I have my principles!"
I am not marrying you.
How can you not marry me?
You mean you won't marry me if I don't have sex with you?
Forget marrying you.
I'm breaking up with you.
How can you break up with me?
I invested six years of my life.
I deserve a return.
Return you say?
-Pillu -Here's your return.
What are you doing?
Did you bump your head or something?
Bastard.
All these years, we played by the rules. What for?
Now when I want to make the rules...
You're a fucking loser!
Don't follow me! I'm in a dangerous mood.
Pillu, hey!
"Pillu."
Hey, who is there?
Pillu. Hey, Pillu.
Pillu.
When someone rejects a free offer,
the senselessness makes you crazy.
Netra was now fuming.
She couldn't even scratch off the first thing on her list.
How would she tackle the rest?
Even turning to God wasn't an option.
Almost.
I gave you a Rs. 500 note.
Hurry up.
The girl was smart.
Even though she was drunk,
she located my flat which even my DCP husband didn't know about.
Saumya madam.
Do I look like Saumya madam?
Ma'am is inside, isn't she?
-Hello, excuse me. -Saumya madam.
Where do you think you're going, madam?
Saumya madam.
Saumya madam isn't here.
-Who are you? -Saumya madam.
She isn't here.
Who are you?
I am Netra Patil.
I'm a friend of hers.
Is madam not at home?
-When is she coming back? -She isn't coming.
My entire plan's gone down the drain.
Do you have Rs. 140?
Why?
I spent mine on this.
I need to pay the taxi fare.
Here you are.
Rs. 147 was the fare.
Pay him.
You want me to go pay him?
Fine, I am going.
Sam!
Your phone was ringing.
Thanks.
What's that?
It's a bomb.
Fitness tracker?
Do I look fat?
No, not at all.
This is just for fitness.
-You look fit as a-- -Relax.
I can't believe how much you fear your wife.
It isn't fear. It's love.
And you keep punishing me for it.
You left me on our ten-year anniversary.
-I know. I know. -From the table, you just left.
I am sorry, Pravin.
Can you forgive me, please?
I am sorry.
Sorry doesn't cut it.
You deserve to be punished.
I see.
Yes.
Fitness tracker?
Let's find out how many calories I can burn.
Madam, pick up the goddamn phone.
Pick up the phone, madam.
Mister.
Here's your Rs. 140.
And this makes it 147.
-I've got to meet Saumya madam! -Thank you.
Oh, God! She is such a pain.
Wait a minute.
Wait just a minute.
Did you shut the door behind you?
I did.
What a crazy chick.
-Saumya madam! -Madam, what mess did you get me in?
I don't carry the house keys with me.
How do you suppose we'll go home?
Who wants to go home?
Off I go.
This isn't Switzerland.
Not bad for a 10-year-old marriage.
Hold still.
Sorry, sorry.
Old age.
Not old age.
These are signs of stress.
Why do you stress yourself in the first place?
You will never understand.
Well, I do understand.
The kind of job we do, stress comes with it.
No, no, no, my dear husband.
Your life and my life are worlds apart.
And how is that?
You get cases and promotions,
while I get tasked with Ganpati immersions.
Hail Lord Ganesha.
You should be thankful.
It's a service to God.
Think of it as a free pass to heaven.
It's not funny.
In fact, it's goddamn insulting.
Should I talk Anshuman about this?
No, please don't.
-He's the worst. Chauvinistic pig. -Okay.
I can sort out my own shit, okay.
Wait and watch. One day I am gonna be a fucking case study.
You know, I have an idea.
Next time, I'll wear this Fitbit,
and let's see how many calories I burn.
It was meant for both of us after all.
Mom sent it for us.
-Okay. -Kindly do the needful.
Wear it.
-Thank you. -This time...
I will teach you a thing or two.
Saumya madam knows what needs to be done.
She will tell me what to do and how.
Slow down, you superfast train!
You got to wait before you can meet Saumya madam.
Wait?
Time is one luxury I don't have.
I've only 100 days left to live.
What did you say?
I just got the good news.
I haven't done anything in life yet,
and I get diagnosed with brain tumour.
Imagine...
imagine if everyone finds out how long they are going to live,
they'll only do what they really, truly want.
You're not just brawny, you have a brain too.
Madam and you think alike.
You're Saumya madam's tenant, right?
In a way.
By the way, love your tattoo.
Even I want to get one.
Why don't you add hair colour on your list too?
You'll look great.
What kind of name is Maddy?
Where did they find it?
The Mithi River, ma'am.
What place is this?
The autopsy room is flooded, so we shifted here.
Are you confident that organ traders are involved?
Yes, madam.
Kidney, liver, they took everything.
Didn't leave behind anything.
They don't usually do this kind of thing,
and murder was never their cup of tea.
I guess things went south.
I want to know if he has any family.
And, Pendse, I want them taken care of.
Yes, ma'am.
Now, how are we going to follow up on this case?
The organ traders will be on alert for a couple of days.
And we don't have enough--
Sir, you didn't sign the papers.
I guess I'll have to prepare an informant,
who the organ traders would never suspect.
Saumya madam...
Jai Hind, madam.
Sridhar, where are the files on organ trade?
Madam, you'll have to speak with Asole sir on this.
Send him in.
And, madam, some girl called Netra is here to see you.
Ask her to sit.
Tell her I'll take a while.
Yes, madam.
We need to give women more responsibility and more respect.
And then see how high they fly.
Our lady officers who...
Jai Hind, madam.
Sit.
Asole!
Where are the organ trade files?
Oh, yes.
DCP sir has assigned me on that case.
He doesn't want any complications after your transfer.
Transfer?
Didn't DCP sir or Pravin sir tell you about this?
The entire department knows about it.
But I am here now.
Go get the files.
Can you take this up with DCP sir?
Is DCP sir in?
Yes, madam.
I'm on my way.
Saumya madam.
Madam,
I am in the mood to do something exciting.
Madam, tell me what's next.
-Take a seat, I'll be right back. -Madam!
Even Maddy was saying that I should get my hair dyed,
but that doesn't sound exciting at all.
Maddy?
Yeah.
I was with him last night.
What perfect setting you did for me. I didn't think you'd care so much.
Wait a minute.
You were with Maddy last night?
Where?
In your house.
I didn't know where to go.
And I thought I'll come to you and ask for some advice.
Where did you get that address?
You mentioned Lokhandwala in the car.
Then... my tab and my brain.
I work at the Census office
and I can get any data I want,
thanks to the unique software I purchased.
Who else knows that you were at my house?
Maddy.
Give me your phone.
Maddy, is it?
These tenants I tell you,
they never answer the landlord's call.
He's not my tenant.
He works for me.
Hello.
My home is not some hostel to take in unknown females.
You didn't care to inform me.
How am I supposed to tell you?
Via carrier pigeons?
I wanted to give you a tip too, but--
Tip?
Where are you? I am coming over.
Well, madam, I have a busy schedule today.
I am on my way to the coffee shop.
Bye.
Rapper Maddy works for you.
Gives you information.
He's your informer, isn't he?
Madam, even I want to be your informer.
Let her in.
Sit here.
Ma'am, DCP sir just stepped out for some work.
Fine. Leave a message for him.
I need to meet with him urgently.
Okay, ma'am.
Come on.
Pendse, check again after a while.
And inform me immediately when DCP Anshuman returns to his office.
Okay?
Sit.
Ramakant, go to the Lokhandwala CafÃ© Coffee Day.
Sex!
Madam, that...
Maddy? Really?
Really, I mean, he's free to do it.
I am no saint myself.
I'm not committed to him.
Am I committed to anyone at all?
Don't go down that rabbit hole, Sam.
Focus on your investment.
This one.
What's wrong, madam?
Did I hit the jackpot?
Ace, ace, ace!
Not that I'm not enjoying my life.
You're soon going to run into big trouble...
as well as confusion.
One espresso, please.
What about you?
Milkshake.
Give her a Frappuccino.
Amazing, Netra, hats off to you.
Madam found time for you.
Give me a hug. Give me a hug.
Come here.
You've clearly become a big man.
Woman.
-Same. -You know what, find us a table.
What is your opinion about her?
And I thought you called me here for a tip.
Now, what do I tell you about my thoughts on her?
Thank you.
I can't let you carry this for me.
I found us a table.
No.
This way. Come on.
Careful. Careful.
Careful.
Maddy, can I order this for you too?
-Latte for me, with-- -What is the tip?
It's okay.
There's a party in Bandra today.
You know what I mean.
And by tonight I'll know who the supplier is.
Party hard.
Even I want to party, ma'am.
So, I can scratch off another item on my list.
I'll help you party.
May I?
-Go ahead. -Thank you, madam.
Consider this as my audition.
I'll be your best informer.
My audition will be better than Sridevi.
Yeah, Pendse.
-Maddy, party! -Calm down.
-Okay, calm down, calm down. -Where and when is it?
And what is this?
-Tell me. Tell me. -Nothing.
I have a cold!
Party, party.
Ma'am, DCP sir has assigned you to another "special" case.
DCP might have avoided me all day,
but he tasked me with an important job.
Herding this pack of jobless people.
It's supposed to be the 50th anniversary
of Mr. Bachchan's debut.
But they are celebrating it like it's their own bloody wedding.
I am the princess of your dreams
I rule every heart
I am the princess of your dreams
I rule every heart
My tresses are wavy
My attitude is like lightning
Maddy.
Madam, this party is not for magicians.
But I like it.
You look like Diwali gift wrapping.
Take something else.
But I want this one.
Fine, take it. I am not paying for it.
How much is it for?
Rs. 24,999!
I don't know about you,
but this price tag would definitely be the death of Maddy.
-But I am already dying. -Then?
And I didn't see the price tag.
-No, no, Netra. -Which price tag? What price tag?
I am dying.
Netra!
Thief!
Stop! Stop!
Stop!
Catch her! Catch her!
Somebody catch her!
Catch her!
Come on.
I'll take you to madam.
Come on.
Saumya madam.
This thief claims she is your sister.
She stole this dress worth Rs. 25,000.
Fine, you go.
What is all this?
Is this a circus?
I was going to task you with a big job.
But I can't trust you anymore.
Madam, you won't regret trusting me.
I swear.
From now on, I'll do exactly as you say.
-Shut up. -Hey, sister!
Let's go somewhere private, so I can take this dress off.
-You go. -I'll return this dress.
Now tell me what the job is.
Give everything to me in writing,
and I'll blindly follow your instructions.
I had this opportunity to live on the edge, and I took it.
I won't do it again.
Stop being so dramatic, or I'll throw you in jail.
I am not being dramatic.
Bachchan sir!
Can you please get me a selfie with Bachchan sir?
I am dying, madam.
I'll beat you up!
You've overplayed that card.
Saumya, you arrived just in time.
Let's sit outside.
I had a rough day today, Mom. I am turning in early.
When is it not a rough day?
You can have a few drinks too. Little, little.
Everything will be fine.
See.
I even got special snacks from Indore.
Come on.
Anshuman's here too.
Saumya's home, Punnu.
Come join us then.
Anshuman sir is here too.
Jai Hind, sir.
At ease. Spare me the formalities at home.
I am only four years older than you.
-Sorry. -We're almost the same age.
You had a busy day today, sir.
That's why I invited him over...
to just chill. Will you have a drink?
No.
Have one.
Little, little.
Anshuman's got a bottle.
Single malt.
No, Mom, I am still in uniform.
But where did you get hold of him?
I've been trying to meet him all day.
Well, the "police of seven countries are looking for Don."
And I proved that while it's not easy to get hold of him,
it's not impossible either.
No wonder you're such a good policeman, Punnu.
So, Sam, how was your day?
Weren't you at Bachchan's party?
How was that?
Who was there?
You're coming from his party?
Did you meet Aishwarya?
She doesn't mingle with jobless people on the road, Mom.
And that's where I was.
They didn't let you in?
Anshuman, send her to a better party next time.
Like an international conference, et cetera.
Her skin's all tanned standing on the road all day.
This is why we've recommended she gets transferred.
It will be a hassle-free job.
ACP Computer Cell.
Proper desk job.
AC life, not getting in anyone's way.
And like Pravin was saying the other day,
life will be completely relaxed, stress-free.
It will be a life of comfort.
Make another drink.
Yes.
Aunty, she is the star of our department.
Star of the department.
People make posters of her.
She was on the news today.
No, sir, you were on the news.
I was on the screensaver at the back.
But it was a huge one.
So, about the transfer, sir.
I don't recall ever saying that I have a problem.
You guys keep your office problems at the office.
Anshuman is here as a friend and not as a DCP.
-Come on. -We're all family.
Aunty, are you going to starve me?
Please give me food. I am hungry!
Okay, okay! I've made berry pilaf, your favourite.
The saying goes that behind every successful man is a woman.
But what they don't tell you is that
behind every woman who wants to be successful,
there are a number of men who want to make decisions for her.
When my own husband is trying to decide my life for me,
I can at least decide the course of someone else's life.
Hello. Saumya Madam.
A girl drenched from head to toe
Awake in the dead of night
A girl drenched from head to toe
Awake in the dead of night
This is how organ traders pick their potential targets.
Who pays a small fortune for working part time?
There's definitely something fishy about this.
Correct.
And this is how they lure in people who go to their office.
A girl drenched from head to toe
Awake in the dead of night
BA Home Science.
People rarely take up this subject anymore.
I did this course then.
I understand why they don't now.
No, no. No need to worry. We have many job options.
And if everything goes well,
a foreign trip might be on the cards as well.
-Switzerland? -Why not?
The only thing left to do is pay Rs. 80,000 plus GST as a deposit.
Job is yours!
If I had that kind of money, why would I come here?
Don't worry.
I'll speak to the finance department and check with them.
Okay?
Keep seated.
A girl drenched head to toe
Awake in the dead of night
-Mitali. -Hi.
-Hi, please sit. -Have a seat.
Sumit told us about you, ma'am.
I see.
So, what would you like to have?
Milkshake.
Of course.
We also run an NGO for special cases like you
that helps people with shortcomings.
Like, they have everything.
Name, fame, fortune, but they don't have a kidney.
People like you and us have two kidneys.
So, if you help them out, you'll be paid in full for this.
They will pay you Rs. 6,00,000.
Madam, is there a problem?
Only Rs. 6,00,000?
I am leaving.
Do you smoke?
I don't.
Why? Should I try?
No, I was just asking generally.
Do you smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol or do drugs?
No, no.
That's great news.
Your kidney is worth gold.
You can get Rs. 8,50,000 for your kidney.
Happy now?
Any more issues?
Great.
But first, we must complete some formalities,
which are necessary for legalities.
According to Indian law,
only a family member can be a live donor.
But what about those who don't have a familial match?
For them, these people make that family.
Punya Ravichandran, daughter of Madhuri Ravichandran.
But what if they ask me questions in Tamil?
Greetings.
Say it once again.
What does that mean?
-Greetings. -Greetings.
A girl drenched from head to toe
Awake in the dead of night
-Means-- -Means, "Where did he go?"
Awake in the dead of night
You are under arrest.
Hey, poor man's Rajinikanth, focus on the road while driving.
You rascal, get lost!
Saumya madam, can I hold your gun?
No.
Madam, I made the floor plan but forgot to give it.
Can I go?
"Vanakkam" means greetings.
-Well done. -Punya, well done.
And all the best for your operation.
Thank you.
I'll get you arrested someday.
A girl drenched from head to toe
Awake in the dead of night
Cheeku!
Surprise!
We're off to Switzerland.