Cheeku!
Surprise!
We're off to Switzerland.
Be careful what you wish for,
because if the wish comes true at the wrong time,
the rest of your life spins out of control.
But how did things spin out of control in the first place?
While Netra was torn between two lives,
I was torn between two relationships.
So, what is the recipe for a healthy relationship?
Commitment and understanding.
The man who I live with doesn't understand me,
and the one who does is always with someone else.
NETRA IS NUTS!
CALL ME. TAKING NETRA TO ANOTHER PARTY. CALL... I'LL BE BUSY LATER...
But why should I care?
Good morning. Good morning.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
The hostel seems to be empty today.
It is. Do I sense jealousy?
What do you think?
What's the matter?
The least you could do is reply to my text.
Not here. Over there.
The correct reply would've been, "Miss you too".
By the way, I was making breakfast.
Any preference?
You just got up?
Let the maid do it.
The maid?
Do you prefer the maid's cooking over mine?
One can make a rap on eggs and toast.
Early morning surprise
The heart says very nice
Would you like some water
With or without ice
Every morning now When I open my eyes
I want your face To be my surprise
What a joy to see my moon When it rises in the noon
One small request...
Take an off this afternoon
Not Zumba again, mom.
Stop making excuses. Come on.
Join me. You will stay fit.
Why the sudden concern about my fitness, Mom?
First the Fitbit, now this. Oh, Mom.
Yeah, Saumya.
Pravin,
-I can't come for the workout. -Okay.
-I've some pressing work-- -No, no, you carry on.
Again no exercise?
What is that girl up to?
She's ignoring her present worrying about her future.
Can't even imagine the number of times she's been transferred.
No, Mom. She has some different problems in her life.
She lacks purpose in her life.
And the biggest purpose of all is family.
When you start a family, you gain perspective.
Mom, we've talked about this before.
She doesn't want a family, and I respect it.
You will destroy your lives trying to respect each other.
Even if she doesn't want to conceive,
you two can always do what Karan Johar and Ekta Kapoor did.
She won't lose her figure, and she can keep working.
Go get my purse.
I got this doctor's number.
He'll get everything done. It will be no trouble at all.
What is this, Mom?
Keep my purse back,
and join me for Zumba.
The doctor says it increases sperm mobility.
Oh, Mom...
You really made my day today, madam.
Great pick-up line.
How many girls have you used it on before me?
Jealous?
Or are you spying on me?
Spying?
You're a big boy. You can do whatever you want.
Anyway...
I do what I want, madam.
Where are you going?
I have more pick-up lines left.
Going so soon?
You have an important case?
When do I ever get important cases?
I'm the department's item girl,
and now they're going to make me dance on the streets also.
Some flash mob for public safety awareness.
And what are you going to do?
When someone comes up with a bright idea like this,
they only think of me.
I have to decide who will make us sing and dance.
Hello, excuse me.
What do you mean by who?
You think my raps are dud, bud?
Plus I have friends who do these kind of events.
Great idea.
At least, you can benefit from my miserable fate.
That's great.
But do you have to go?
Yeah.
-No. -Yeah.
No.
Don't go yet
Stop it.
I will never get over you
Enough.
Bye.
These are the two entries, ma'am.
Normal and emergency.
We'll keep an eye on Netra when they take her inside.
Okay.
And exits.
There are two exits, and there's a service exit.
But if things go south,
they may try to escape from the entry points as well.
But, in this condition, we're short of people,
so...
Madam, if anything unexpected happens,
will she be able to handle it?
Ms. Punya, do you speak Hindi?
Tamil also.
But I don't know Tamil,
so better we will speak in Hindi.
We can talk in English as well.
You see, live organ donation, in India,
is illegal to non-blood relatives.
So, to verify, we'll ask you some basic questions.
Ms. Punya, how many siblings?
Only two brothers and one sister.
The sister is me.
Brothers are in the US.
What about your uncles?
I don't want to do this!
-What happened? -Father...
-Please sit. -...let's go!
What happened?
You are asking me questions about people who are dead to me?
They destroyed my life.
I don't want to do this. Father, let's go.
Wait, what's the matter?
Do you want to know what they did?
What?
I don't remember... those memories
Mother!
Don't cry, dear. Sit down.
Ms. Punya, just relax. Sit down.
See, you're all clear.
We'll even give you a date for the surgery.
Have some water, please.
I will.
Bravo, bravo.
The Filmfare guys must be bringing the award any minute
to strike off another wish from the list.
But as I said, "Wishes can cause problems in life".
Cheeku!
And one of them was waiting behind these closed doors.
Surprise!
We're off to Switzerland.
But there's a time limit.
We need to give dates for the trip.
Just tell me when.
-How about today? -Sister.
-Hold on. -Tell me. Shall we go today?
Where did you get this?
I won this in a contest.
Take a look. Take a look.
Look at these pictures. Look, look.
Sister, there's no food here.
-I'm serving it. -They gave me a big ticket.
You should have heard the loud ovation I got.
Take a look!
We'll just take off...
Just take a look!
Show.
This is just the flight ticket.
What will we eat? Snow?
Where will we stay?
Who is going to pay for that?
At least we have these tickets thanks to my scheme.
I will arrange for the rest.
We...
We will rent a room in a hotel.
With room service.
At a five-star hotel.
What do say, Pillu?
Father, these two aren't even married.
How can you let them go?
Same room in a five-star hotel. Understand?
What? You two in the same room?
If you go on this trip without getting married,
then I will commit suicide.
Whoever wants to die can please go right ahead.
What's wrong with her?
-Pillu. -She's become moody.
Aniket, forget her.
Take me instead.
-Two tickets, two guys. -Get lost!
Stay quiet.
Father, something is wrong with her.
She's never talked to me like this before.
I wonder what's wrong.
I know what's going on.
Periods.
What?
Get lost. Stay away from me.
Do you even know what you're saying?
Listen to me, Uncle.
They tend to get those "feelings" at this time.
-She came to me the other night. -Get lost! Get out!
I swear I didn't do anything.
Watch your tongue!
This Switzerland thing has loosened your tongue too much!
-But, Uncle-- -Get out! "I swear," my foot.
Hasn't gone as far as Chinchpokli,
and now he's proposing Switzerland!
Keeps dangling dreams before us.
Spouting nonsense all the time.
It's obvious what any stable person would choose
between a dangerous mission and a trip to Switzerland.
But Netra wasn't normal.
And I was about to find out how abnormal she was.
Mirchindani Hospital, I'll arrive exactly at 1 'o clock.
Stationed at 300 meters away from the entrance, on the right,
will be Pendse sir and two constables in a black Qualis.
And, in the back alley, three pandus in another Qualis.
I mean police officers.
The surgery will start at 3:00 p.m.,
and exactly at 3:15, you guys will come charging in.
Just like a twist in an Abbas-Mustan movie.
And if the twist comes earlier, and the surgery starts before time?
Then...
Then I will try to buy some time
and inform you guys.
But I was wondering...
What will be my line when you guys charge in?
The doctor deserves a tight slap.
You're not taking this seriously, Netra!
I was seriously thinking of slapping him.
It's what normally happens in films.
Pendse, give me the envelope.
Netra, this is not some movie
where the hero will swoop in to save his heroine.
If you try to be a hero, you can end up like this.
You're trying to scare me with pictures of dead bodies.
Let's share one more smile today
Let's pray one more time today
Let's swallow another tear today
Let's live one more life today
Who knows There may be no tomorrow
There may be no tomorrow!
Bravo, Pendse... sir.
The envelope.
Keep it.
The rest, once the job is done.
On my way.
Advance payment.
Get the car, Pendse. I am coming.
Look, Netra, this mission is important to me,
but your safety is my first priority.
So please be very, very careful, okay?
Of course, I will. See you.
She is just a kid,
and I am still using her.
What kind of person does that make me?
Netra was definitely shaken.
She made jokes about life and death in front of me,
but soon she began to wonder.
Not about herself, but the ones she was leaving behind.
So, she called the most responsible person she knew.
How was the meeting?
Great.
So, this business is going to take off?
It already has, Pillu.
Thanks to this product.
It makes you completely healthy.
There's a huge demand for it. Everyone wants one.
I don't have to make any extra effort.
What is it?
What is this world?
What is our body?
Energy.
This bio cube harnesses that energy
and changes the polarity of everything.
Black to white. Positivity--
Not again.
Look, I've something serious to--
I am serious.
My turnover is going to be in crores every year.
Are you ever going to do anything sane in life?
If anything ever happens to me,
then who is going to look after Cheeku, Father and Grandpa.
What's going to happen to you?
See.
If I sell this cube to six people,
my commission will be 60%.
How much did he say?
Rs. 8 lakh... no. 10... no, Rs. 12 lakh...
You'll never achieve anything in life.
I'll have to do everything.
I'll make Rs. 20 lakh just like that, Pillu!
I'll make Rs. 20 lakh in a year.
Hear me out, Pillu!
Listen, Pillu!
Listen, hey!
I am your Shah Rukh, Pillu!
Pillu!
Guys, so, we'll start with the dhol party.
So, the dhol party is gonna take everybody's attention.
Then the cool kids will join in.
It will seem like they are gonna try and create
a little bit of problem for everybody, yeah.
And then the rap starts.
Police will join in.
Then the whistle will blow.
They will bring their truncheons.
It will seem like they are gonna stop her.
But then she will do her first step.
And then everybody is gonna join in, yeah?
MADAM, WILL YOU KEEP MY MONEY?
Understood? Understood? Understood?
DEPOSIT IT IN THE BANK
Whatever step they teach us, we have to do it!
Ma'am, ma'am. Can we start, yeah?
Let's do it with counts, guys. Come on, let's go!
And a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
And a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
Stop, stop, stop.
It's okay, ma'am. Not an issue.
Timing is the problem. Timing is the key.
Timing is important, madam.
Okay.
And keep your phone away.
Let's take it from the top.
Five, six... Five, six, seven, eight.
THE TIME LIMIT FOR DEPOSITS TODAY IS OVER. PLEASE KEEP IT
And a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
And turn!
PESTER THEM... GO FOR IT... YOU ALSO HAVE LIMITED TIME...
And a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Madam, how difficult is this step?
One hand here, one hand here.
How difficult is it?
Where the hell have you got me?
Where the hell have...
What did you say?
Do you know who she is?
I'll slap you out of your wits.
Apologise.
How dare you yell at our madam? Get lost.
-Rita. -Sorry.
I can't deal with this circus.
Madam!
Will you do it or not?
Will you?
-Where is the manager? Call him. -He's in a meeting.
I am a customer of this bank.
-Madam... -This bank runs on my money.
-Madam, time's up. -Get lost. I am not talking to you.
You want to stop me? Touch me. Touch me.
No, no.
Uncle, he is touching me.
Excuse me, sir.
I'll put your video on social media and tag your CEO on it.
Call the manager.
What happened?
Sir, we are past the time for deposits today.
Ma'am, no deposits after 3:00 pm.
Come back tomorrow. We can't help you now.
I see.
You put such huge ads on TV.
"Always with you night and day."
And now you don't have time.
Even I don't have until tomorrow.
What seems to be the problem, Bedi sir?
Even I am running out of time.
One minute, sir.
I've been standing in the queue for 30 minutes.
Who wasted my 10 minutes?
It wasn't me.
You take such long lunch breaks and don't answer to anyone.
-See, ma'am, we've rules-- -Just get it over with.
But, sir...
I said just do it.
Was I singing a song till now?
Sorry, sir, these customers never value other's time.
I was saying that audits have become very strict these days.
Nirav and Mallya have made things worse for us.
Bedi sir, nothing has changed and never will.
There's a surge of dormant accounts in your bank by 12%.
I know, Mr. Bedi.
So, why has the work stopped?
Well...
Do you understand gears?
Do you know how they work?
I drive an automatic car.
I can tell by looking at you.
So, only when one turns the wheel,
do the other cogs in the wheel move.
You put my clients' cash in your dormant accounts to make it white,
and that's how I help you reach your targets.
That's how cars run, right?
So Bedi sir--
I'm supposed to get a free calendar, right?
He's saying they're over.
Here, you can take my calendar.
And spare me. We're in a meeting. Please.
It's nice... the calendar.
Sorry..
Here.
Sign.
MADAM, GOT THE DATE FOR THE SURGERY...: IT'S TOMORROW!!!
When my luck is shit, how can I make it?
Her operation got scheduled at the same time as my flash mob.
Shinde sir, draft a suspension letter.
Attention Saumya Shukla.
Fucker! He won't even reply.
While a girl is willing to risk her life for me,
my own department wants me to prance around.
This country is great!
Pendse, are you guys in position?
Fine, I am on the way.
Sam, don't hang up.
Listen to me, please.
Pravin, I can't talk right now. I'll call you later.
Whatever you're doing,
I don't know and frankly I don't care.
But please don't cancel the flash mob.
This public safety thing is very important to Anshuman.
Anshuman called you?
I don't fucking believe it.
And he couldn't reply to my messages?
You want to be remembered in history, right?
Then be smart.
Live today to fight another day.
Is this why I joined the police force, Pravin?
I have a really important operation today, Pravin.
Nothing is more important than your job.
I stopped him from signing your suspension letter
on my personal guarantee.
Why? Did I ask you for it?
I am on your side, Sam.
It doesn't feel like it, Pravin!
Someone get me tea!
Suspended? For this?
Is he a DCP or a reality show judge?
If you don't dance, you're out?
Ramakant, head towards VT.
Fuck!
Pendse, listen.
You're god's gift to us.
Thank you, dear.
Don't say that, auntie.
You've paid for it, haven't you?
Rs. 25 lakh? Did I hear it right?
You paid Rs. 25 lakh?
Sister-in-law, let's not discuss money...
No, no, I just wanted to confirm that you paid Rs. 25 lakh.
Yes.
Great. Then everything is settled.
I have a headache.
The doctor said to take a nap before the surgery.
Yes! Take rest. Take rest.
We'll go.
Hey, Ghanshyam, I am leaving.
Okay, you have 5 minutes, or else I am leaving.
Ladies and gentlemen, be alert.
Be alert!
Be alert, be alert Your enemy is alert
We have to be the hero And keep an eye on them
What happened, madam?
I don't want to sell my kidney.
Those Tamilians paid you Rs. 25 lakh,
and you're paying me only Rs. 8 lakh.
I want more or find someone else.
First of all, I am giving you respect,
and you're taking advantage.
Listen to me.
Neither will you get anything extra, nor can you leave.
Fine, I won't go anywhere.
And I won't send the text that says, "All clear."
Are you trying to fool us?
All right. Stand there like a fool.
And at exactly 3:15 the police will come charging in.
Yes, ma'am.
Pendse, is the mission on time?
We haven't received a "safe" text yet.
So, we're on our way to raid the place.
What?
I can't hear you, ma'am. Hello? Hello, ma'am?
One, two, three.
Entry.
Let's go, madam.
Look behind the ambulance. The cops are coming.
This is the right time. Call whoever you want.
And tell them my price is Rs. 20 lakh.
Let's go check.
-Madam, your entry. -Okay.
Be alert!
Out of the way.
Look that way.
Look there. Cover all exits.
Aniket, some people will come to you with a bag.
Keep it. Don't even dare to look inside.
What do you care? Hang up.
-Did you find her? She's not here. -Okay.
Sorry.
Where did she go?
How about Rs. 14 lakh?
-We've doubled the rate. -Hey, Pendse--
Madam, what are you doing? Come here.
Rs. 17 lakh. We'll pay from our pockets, madam.
Say yes, please.
Half in advance. I'll text you an address.
Make sure the money is delivered there.
Then I'll text them that "all is safe."
Okay, madam. Deal?
Let's go.
Police.
-Let's go, madam. -Don't worry so much.
Sir, she's asking for half the money in advance.
Extract both her kidneys
-and dump her in the Mithi River. -Okay, sir.
Those are the consequences of trying to be smart with us.
Okay, sir.
Anything?
No, sir. Not a clue?
I searched the entire hospital.
Look upstairs. Check all the rooms.
Okay, sir.
Anything?
No, sir.
What happened?
Couldn't find her.
She has got to be somewhere.
Check. Check, guys.
Hello. What? I can't hear you.
One minute. Hold on.
Hello, one minute.
-Madam. -Speak up.
Netra has disappeared from the hospital.
Shit! Talk to the surveillance team and start the live mobile tracking.
Everyone's! I'm coming over.
Yes, ma'am.