Please put the gun down...
What the...
Check there.
Come on. Come on. Get out.
Pendse, I am under heavy gunfire! I need backup.
Where are you guys?
Come on.
Hey.
Come on.
Arrest him.
Who's that? What the...
Arrest him.
What?
Madam, are you okay?
I am fine.
-Where are you? -Still here.
What?
Get out now.
What now?
Do what you want, just get out.
I don't want to see you anywhere near me.
Okay. I'll do something.
Bring him here.
Slowly.
Jai Maharashtra. Jai Hind.
I hadn't planned it,
but I guess fate crept up,
from behind on Asole,
and handed me the lottery.
Netra too.
A girl drenched from head to toe.
Keep the change.
-Here you are, ma'am. -Carry it.
Father, I brought fritters for everyone.
What are you doing out here?
Get the TV fixed.
Hello.
Netra, come down.
Coming.
Want some?
What?
Fritters.
It's not the roadside Rs10 one
It's 50 bucks a plate.
Looks nice, but I am on a diet.
You eat it.
Now listen, I am here to ensure we have the same story...
about today.
How is the Inspector?
He'll live. He's okay.
Honestly, I was scared out of my wits.
Never heard gunfire before.
Cheeku, Father, even my mother flashed before my eyes.
It's normal when someone first time hears gunfire.
It must be routine for you.
You must be thinking of your family and God.
Do you still think of them?
What about your family?
Sambo, Hi!
Hi Sis!
Hi, Ma.
When did you plan this? I didn't have a clue.
Tiku planned this Europe trip,
and we already knew what your answer would be.
So we didn't disturb you.
But you know what...
Tiku's diplomat friends have access to amazing facilities.
I wish you were selected for IFS as well.
I did get selected for IFS mom, but I chose IPS instead.
Okay, Sam, we'll call you later.
The tour bus is waiting for us.
-Bye, dear. Bye. -Coming, coming
-Bye. -Bye, dear.
Thank God you're okay.
You didn't tell me about the shootout.
Nothing major happened, Pravin.
When the Government confers a medal on you posthumously,
will that be major for you?
I don't want to take that risk.
Listen, Sam, are you sure you don't want to take that desk job?
Listen, you stop it, Pravin.
We're the Police for God's sake.
Facing the bullets is our job.
You should know better than that.
I am also a human being... and a husband.
Ma'am, it's this way.
Give that to me. You wait out here.
It's okay.
Gentle. Be gentle
-Senior Inspector Asole. -That way.
Thank you.
Sorry. Sorry.
[Groaning]
There's no need for this.
He's on a liquid diet.
The bullet grazed him there.
Thank God I fired the shot!
Didn't you notice the goon standing behind you?
He was right behind you pointing a gun.
He could've fired any minute
What is this?
Did you just charge in blindly?
Didn't you look around first?
You didn't see the goons.
Do you want to make me widow?
What are you saying?
How would I know there were goons there?
Good Lord.
Honestly speaking, no one knew there were goons.
We were chasing a thief.
Yeah.
He was about to arrest her when the goons came.
I see...
-They were storing their drugs there. -I see...
I came to know later that a heavy gunfight ensued later.
They shot at you..
It's okay.
Madam... you saved my life.
Ohh Asole...
I treated you so badly and you saved my life, madam.
It's okay, It's okay. Stop
You saved my life.
It's okay
Madam, you saved me.
Stop it.
You're too much, Asole.
How can you be so irresponsible?
How can an officer get shot and that too by our own bullet?
There was a goon behind him pointing his gun at him.
I've already filed a report, sir.
It has all the details.
Don't give me that bullshit, Saumya.
You love creating a spectacle.
That's what you did.
No care for the rules whatsoever.
Filed a report.
And how convenient.
Your criminal hides out in the exact location,
where you wanted to conduct a raid.
-Come on! -Sir...
Be sure about this. I'll get to the bottom of this.
And if I find anything out of place...
Anything!
You've no idea how the department is going to get after you.
No idea!
Aww... So no more posters of me?
Who will inaugurate all The functions?
Fuck off!
Yes, sir. Jai Hindi, sir.
Madam, today at 4pm there's a Gudi Padwa Decoration Committee meeting.
They have called you.
Today at 4pm, I will be busy doing something else...
I am going to shoot you
Save your life
Put you to sleep
Give you sleepless nights
My breath is like hot air,
I'm gonna kill you if you don't become mine
Love, Sex and Betrayal, sweetheart,
Love, Sex and Betrayal
Come on.
Bro!
-What's up? -Great.
Maddy
-Come on. -Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit.
Cut it! Cut it!
They are not moving their hands.
Do something.
-What's up? -All good.
-Sir, I'm Maddy -Yeah, right.
-Sir, Lunch break? -Yeah.
Sure, call it. Lunch break!
Saumya madam called for a press conference today?
Yesterday, our team raided a factory in Reay Road
We recovered 300 liters of chemical
and 2 quintals of methane phentermine.
Eight people were arrested.
Senior Inspector Asole was injured in the gunfire that ensued.
Ma'am, if my memory serves me, this factory was raided earlier,
and some arrests were made too.
Yes, you are correct.
Why did the Crime Branch conduct this raid?
Was Narcotics sleeping?
No, but this time we took action because--
So you are saying that Narcotics did not take action.
Yes!
No comments.
Ma'am, you cannot stay quiet like this.
You must tell us.
I'll take your picture
Show it at the carnival
Whoever sees it,
I'll gauge his eyes out.
The video looks amazing
How much does it cost?
Approximately 20-25...
That's the downside of doing favours for friends.
Nor do you make money, nor can you show scale
No, sir, you make a video for me.
I can arrange for 50.
But it must have a chopper and a Ferrari.
Dude 80 will be a game-changer.
We'll make it Switzerland, bro.
Don't worry.
80... In fact, I will arrange for up to 1!
I've saved a good amount of money.
Spot boy, Sir's plate is empty bring some a dosas!
No thank you--
You're a young man.
Thank you.
But I have a question.
I was wondering 25,000 for all this, and this great food.
How do you do it?
That's not funny.
Even these lights cost more than 25,000.
Yeah.
Were you talking about Lakhs?
Were you talking about thousands?
Take a look at me. Do you think I have 1 crore?
Oh, God.
You wasted my time.
Bro,
we'll talk when you can talk in Lakhs.
Else, just make a Tik-Tok video!
See you... the shot's ready.
Think about it.
Come on.
(Talking on phone in Thai)
Talk to sir.
Hello.
Yes, Mr. Umang.
Your man will receive the money in Bangkok in 10 minutes.
If there's any problem you can always call Vivek.
See you soon. Of course.
Uncle, I've ordered 100 new counting machines.
And we'll need to hire more boys to carry the money.
Elections are around the corner and so is the Super League.
Why don't you put the staff from the IT office to work?
I don't understand what they do there anyway.
Uncle, these boys develop our cricket betting apps.
Remember how our business grew many fold last year.
And Maqsood's business dropped.
He called.
Son it's better to share.
There's enough business for all.
Getting on his bad side isn't advisable.
Uncle, if everything works in our favor,
then the business is ours and even the powers that be!
Hey! You should make her yours!
Uncle, you've become a match-making Aunty!
Don't start this nonsense.
Where is Sattu Uncle?
He is busy.
And since when did he become your uncle?
Since childhood, what's it to you?
Here you go.
These have money but they aren't paying you.
The rest later.
We'll send our boys for the recovery.
You can leave.
Where are you going to keep all that money?
What is it to you?
If you get robbed, then my money will go too.
We'll pay you your money, don't worry.
The money hasn't been delivered in Bangkok yet.
Please talk to sir.
Vivek.
-Yes, sir. -What is this?
Come here
You just don't get it...
Wow
You don't just take bets, but also launder money.
You're a proper crooked guy.
My money is safe.
Focus on your job and give us the remaining names.
When will you give us the rest of the names?
Are you deaf?
I said I'll give them soon.
I've no interest in hearing a lecture.
Definitely not from you.
Out of my way.
-Happy Gudi Padwa! -All the best for Gudi Padwa!
Don't keep your feet on the ground. They will get dirty.
Not like this
Are you looking to get slapped on Gudi Padwa
Pillu! My heart...
-Go away! -Pillu.
Pillu.
Come on. Don't be so difficult.
You're looking so nice.
Stand straight.
Outstanding!
Is this a fashion show?
Happy Gudi Padwa.
Won't you take my blessings?
First I want to know when you did all this,
and where did you get the money?
Just now.
Father used the money to fix the TV and bought these instead.
He bought for you too.
I completely forgot.
Here.
Take it.
We're going over to Shanta's house.
Go get ready. Come on.
I've work to do.
Netra... These days,
I don't question you about where you go or what you do.
But haven't we always celebrated this day together?
And we'll continue to do so forever.
Forever?
Let's celebrate this year together,
let's see what the future holds.
Hurry up and get dressed.
What--
But I am not dressing up like a clown.
I am going to wear what I want.
We don't look like clowns, do we?
Are you going to keep a long face all day?
-Happy Gudi Padwa ma'am. -Hello.
What you did at the press conference was really below the belt.
Grow up, Pravin.
None of it was intentional.
You know that.
Hello.
-How are you? -Hello.
-My wife Saumya.
ACP Saumya Shukla.
Thank you.
According to you, everyone is wrong.
Me, Anshuman. The whole world.
Happy Gudi Padwa.
-Hello. -Hello, sir.
Anshuman.
-Hi. -We were just talking about you.
Saumya, you shouldn't have called a press conference.
All eyes are now on you. Including mine.
So tread carefully, okay.
Yes, sir.
Pravin, I want you to meet someone.
Sir
I wanted to introduce you...
Hello, Saumyaji.
Hello, to you too.
Happy Gudi Padwa.
Thank you.
Please meet my husband, Pravin.
DCP Pravin Thawani
Just thanks. I was expecting a treat?
For the drug bust?
Then I deserve two treats.
First for stopping your suspension,
and then this.
-You stopped me getting suspended-- -Saumya...
I root for good officers and you are a supercop.
I am sure one day you will make your mark.
Thank you Sir.
Forget the treat,
why don't you come home tonight?
Let's have dinner together.
The invitation alone is enough.
-Just a second. Excuse me. -Yes.
Why don't you dress decently?
Auntie! You have no fashion sense.
Me...
Meet Shreyas
Talpade?
No, Jhunjhunkar.
She likes to joke around.
-This is Netra.
Vilas.
Son, what do you do?
Shreyas works as an accountant in some company.
That bike you see parked outside belongs to him.
He bought it a while ago.
And what do you do?
These days, whatever I want.
She is very funny.
She works at the Citizen Census.
-You know population survey and all -Population...
Shreyas is very forward-thinking
He doesn't mind if his wife works after marriage.
He doesn't mind living with you all either.
What's all this marriage talk?
That's why I've come here,
To see you.
Did you take a good look?
Thank you, mister, you may leave.
I've no plans of getting married.
Feel free to marry him if you want.
Even Uncle will be happy.
What...
She has a sharp tongue,
but no beauty no brains.
-Now just one minute... -Netra, quiet!
Shanta, my daughter not only looks like a heroine,
but is a real life hero.
See this dress, she bought it with her hard-earned money.
And she paid in hard cash.
Not in installments the way people buy bikes and all.
You invite us into your home and then insult my daughter!
You should be ashamed!
Come, dear.
We're leaving, Father.
Father...
-Grandpa -Let's go.
Take!
Okay, okay...
Where are you taking me?
Don't open your eyes.
Just a little further.
-Okay. -Okay.
Almost there
And ta-dah
-Happy Gudi Padwa, mama. -Thank you so much.
We love you.
Thank you so much.
Mama
Punnu, you should learn something from her...
Pravin was a part of this plan too!
I know.
Punnu what is your favorite restaurant.
-Let's all go there. -Konkan Swaad.
-Let's go. -Come on. Let's go.
No. You get in the back.
She gets to sit in the front.
Why the long face?
Did you want the front seat, Punnu?
He's been like this since morning.
Why? What's wrong with my face?
It's normal.
It's Sam's face that's different, Absolutely radiant and glowing,
Drawing everyone to her this morning.
Are you jealous because Mule is a fan of my work?
There's no reason to be jealous of a politician.
It's the way you were looking...
Anyone would want to shake hands with you.
So you're saying it's all because I look good.
The car's got a great pickup.
Punnu, would you like to try.
It's just wonderful.
Sam has a great understanding of cars, Mom.
But not people...
You know Sam, I don't trust these people.
Neither should you.
I know what I am doing.
Doesn't seem like it.
You're so riled up because of the press conference,
that you're just rambling on saying anything!
Is it too hot back there--
It's not about the press conference.
It's about you insulting me and my department.
The way you're reacting Pravin,
I didn't, even though I got transferred from Narcotics because of you!
Even the sound system's great--
They could have made you the DCP, but they did not.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
Fuck you Pravin!
Mom?
Get out.
Get out!
You too.
I don't want to ruin my drive.
Out!
Sorry, mom.
Take a cab and come.
Book a cab.
I left my phone in the car.
Slow down. Slow down.
-Use your other hand. -It's fine.
Where's the urinal?
Bathroom.
-Go with him. -Just a minute.
Go now. If he slips the bill will get bigger.
Leave that.
He's coming with you.
What wait.
Hurry up.
Grandpa, I tell you.
Urinal
This is nice
Father, we should go out like this more often.
Not just in festivals.
How can we afford it?
We've no money.
You have your VRS money.
I know Aniket lost all your money.
Don't laugh.
I thought if you two got married,
the money would be in the family.
Otherwise, I would've killed him.
I've broken up with him.
You can kill him.
I will now.
Netra, why don't you find someone for yourself?
Don't live the life that I lead.
It's important to have a companion in life.
Otherwise, life is very lonely
Excuse me, sir...
Wow curry leaves.
Some more, please.
Some for her too
Thank you.
As long as there is a curry leaf, Father's food will always be delicious.
Eat your food.
Father's going to take a while in the urinal.
Urinal.
You don't understand men. Let me explain.
I don't need yet another man to explain things.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Priyesh.
Go on.
What's the occasion?
I got an internship in the US.
Great.
Touch her feet.
No, there's no need for that.
Sit down.
Let it be, Pendse.
Is it a University or some company.
UCLA, ma'am...
in the field of micro-cameras.
Wow!
So you're going to turn your dad into the next James Bond.
Please, ma'am.
Pendse, if he ever needs anything out there you let me know.
My brother lives there.
-Thank you, ma'am. -Definitely, ma'am.
Good luck, Priyesh.
Jai Hind, Ma'am.
Jai Hind
Not feminism again. Not everything is Mansplaning.
Give me a break. You won't even care to answer now.
Hello, everyone.
Please, keep sitting, keep sitting.
Moment of some celebration for all.
Give them the cake, Mohite.
Please enjoy the cake...
and my freedom.
You called me to the office for this cake.
It's alright.
I used it as bait to lure you here just like one lures mice in the trap,
or else you would've never shown up.
How can I hide...
Diana ma'am looks ecstatic.
Why wouldn't she be?
Only very few people get divorced a second time!
Second time?
Doesn't she think about the pain of those she leaves behind?
She thinks about herself. And she is right to do so.
She is the Mother Teresa of helpless men.
When they are cured,
she will set out to find another helpless soul.
It's okay.
Wow, Uncle, you've given me a fantastic idea.
Insurance policies are for the family...
when you're dead and gone, at least they can live well.
Netra's insurance policy was
going to make everyone's life better.
Emotionally, and financially.
Isn't there anyone at the office?
Have you seen the time?
Fine, I've done my job.
Now I want my money.
Come and collect it tomorrow.
I don't have until tomorrow.
Take your list and pay my money.
You were supposed to give it to Sattu uncle.
So give it to him.
Sattu uncle says I should take it from you.
Sattu Uncle is up to his nonsense with this girl.
Eh, who are you calling nonsense?
I want my money.
You're at home, aren't you?
I'll come over.
Why will you come to my place?
I won't give you my address.
Leave that to me.
Hello.
Hel--
It's not about the press conference.
I don't understand...
I just don't understand.
You're not the only guy in the world who couldn't understand women.
No, sir.
Sam never understands even if I am talking about her own good.
She just wants to do what she wants to do.
I know the system, and I know it better than her.
Ladies get hyper, but why are you getting hyper.
You're taking this lightly too.
I am really, genuinely scared for her.
Even we are cops,
but which officer takes a bullet for some ordinary thief...
She doesn't listen to anyone.
But I do.
I wanted a family, but she didn't.
And I listened, didn't I?
Mistake no. 1.
-Sir... You'll make me an alcoholic. -Take it.
Since the time of Devdas people have turned alcoholics in love.
You'll also get immortalized.
You see these feminists have driven everyone crazy.
They want to bring a revolution.
Why? What for?
No one has a clue.
And then you're angry with the system, the world, yourself.
Why?
Everything is working fine.
What are we doing wrong?
Are we torturing them?
She is a rebel without a cause. That's what she is.
Is this any time to call?
One of the guys arrested at the factory,
gave a different statement about Saumya madam.
Can you come?
Fine, I am coming.
We'll soon find a solution to your problem.
Shantanu...
Shantanu.
Teach him a lesson.
Take that.
You'll take Maqsood bhai on?
Beat him.
Your fragrant body
Makes my breath restless
Whenever you look at me
I can't control myself
Come on, I'll take you to another world
Venus
Venus.
Seven, six,
five, four,
Three, two...
Come on Tell sir what you said happened
at the drug factory.
Which part?
About the thief.
Sir, that thief threw money at us to save that female cop.