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Something in me just kind of triggered
and I thought I need to change my look.
I need to change a vibe.
Anaita and me have decided to meet at the salon.
She said, 'Come on, let's do this beach blonde vibe.'
Like, just toss a little look.
All of that just sounded really nice.
So, I was like, 'Let's go for the beach blonde.'
I looked at myself
and I was like...
Man, I look fabulous!
It's a new day, another wonderful day to wake up to.
And then again I looked at myself.
Then I kept staring and staring,
and I kept looking and then I was like, 'Wow, I love it.'
And that was it.
And I was like, 'Yes, this is the new me!'
Oh my God!
-My God, it's you. -Look at you.
You said this was a makeover.
Where is the makeover?
What do you mean where is the makeover?
Where's the makeover?
Oh, you've cut your hair.
You know, you are...
Have you cut your hair?
Hi!
Hi.
Just explain it. I'm a bit new to your new look.
Why are you behaving like you can't notice?
-You can't tell? -One minute. Let me stare.
So you cut your hair.
Wow! Is that what the new look is all about?
So much hype and nothing came out of it.
All fart and no shit.
It's all fart and no shit.
You know that dirty sinking feeling like...
I was almost ready to abuse him in that moment.
Like, 'What the f**k! How can you not see it?'
-That's Casper. -Hi, Casper.
Say hello to Karan. He's very famous.
-He has lots of money. -I'm very famous.
Oh my! I must say, someone's got rather cozy and comfy.
Yes. I like Casper.
I also haven't felt anyone in a while.
See, Casper. Can you see?
I love that lip color by the way.
This lip is Lakme, bro!
-Oh, wow! -It's their new range of lipsticks.
Which I'm loving and wearing everywhere.
Okay. Tell me,
do you like it?
I actually love it.
You mean it?
I love it.
Then why this bitchiness?
It was because I just wanted to make sure
we start there and then we end somewhere else.
I actually love it. It's making you look so hot.
But Tea Cozy that you're wearing with it,
I'm not quite sure it goes with this chic hair.
You don't like it? It's such a cool vibe.
It's like very at home, like I've got the whole...
-Like see. -I know.
It looks like something like a tea pot.
I am a tea pot!
Can't you see?
And tea pot, and what a pot!
Okay now!
It's just me being very cool, comfy and casual.
Are you going to sit down?
Because you doing this, it does nothing for me.
What if I do this?
Babe!
Come on, give me a hug! It's been a while.
I've not seen you in so long!
Any other man in my place
would never let you go,
but I have to say, you have to move.
Okay now, leave me!
I'm sure my...
my femme fatale ways are completely lost on Karan.
I don't think he has any interest in this.
He has zero interest.
Something is going on in my head also,
in the last month or two that has actually been bothering me
not you or anything else. A few things.
I was, like, all of 2020 and most of 2021,
where people were saying the worst things about me.
They put my sexuality into a box
and they feel like he can be targeted
because he's not as man as we think he is,
in their stupid perception.
There! You've hit it. Right there!
Because they feel a woman cannot retaliate,
she won't say anything, she'll let it pass.
They'll never do this to the men.
They'll never do this to any of the heroes.
Because for some reason, they think that
'Oh, they're men, you can't say anything.'
-Or you can't screw with them. -You can't screw with them.
You can't f**k around with them.
But, with a woman, you'll do it
because you want to make her feel
that she is the weaker sex.
Just like me, like, I get darts about
nepotism or sexuality jokes and all that.
You've been targeted
-for dating a younger boy. -For everything.
-And I'm like,
you can date who the f**k you want.
If he's 10 years older, 10 years younger,
-how does it matter? -My prerogative. Yeah, absolutely.
Are you over that phase when people were like
speaking about your relationship in that way?
Yeah.
-You've seen me at a phase -Yeah.
-where I think I was very vulnerable. -Yes.
I never entered a party alone
because I'd feel so weird about it
because I'd feel everyone's judging me.
They're like, 'Oh, she's entering a party because she is...
she's putting herself out there. She's available.'
-You know what I mean? -Yeah.
I don't care now.
Just because you're postdivorced,
did you feel the male gaze on you changed after that?
Male gaze, I've had an issue.
I've always had male gaze,
whether I was married or not married,
-I've always had that male gaze. -But there's a difference.
Like, when you got single
and this is before you came out with your relationship,
was there like, you felt like,
like, there is this kind of weirdness around
or you're the kind of person who might even enjoy it?
I love the attention.
-I love it. I love that you do. -I love it.
-I love that you do. -I love it!
I don't mince it,
-I don't shy away from it. -Yeah.
I revel in it.
-I enjoy it. -Yeah.
It just gives me that spring in my step.
I love it.
Well, your spring in the step and every other part of your step
is also talked about differently
because every time you walk in any of those pap images
it's like almost I feel...
You know something? I want to say this!
You troll me the most!
I troll you?
You troll! You send me images.
You send me pictures!
You send me photos, you send me messages.
-You troll me so much! -Malla, I got to tell you,
I love...
I love every time you turn back to the paps,
it makes my world go round.
As round as your ass.
I have the mastered the turn.
-It's like that. -Yeah, it's like...
'Where is your focus? Look, Malaika is right here!'
Right here!
Yeah!
I'm like, what the f**k is going on!
And now, so many people are doing the same thing.
It's like, the Malaika walk and turn has become a thing.
It's a meme.
And yours is 'Au Naturale'. I know.
But lot of people are injecting also
-to get it. -True.
And it is called the Brazilian inject.
How do you know all of this?
No, I really want to know. Have you done a thesis?
No, baby.
I didn't know it was called a Brazilian inject.
Well, it is, because when it is to kind of go shapely and round,
-which is natural for you. -God's gift.
As Rakhi Sawant says, 'What God can't give, a doctor can'.
-God has already blessed you. -Absolutely.
-You have been given by God. -Thank you.
How does it feel when your ass is such a big topic of discussion?
I think they're all asses anyway!
No, I'm sure you're flattered.
So the thing is, my best discussions are in the Boys' club.
Though actually I don't belong there.
But I love it when you are part of so many of those discussions.
-Am I? -Yeah.
I want to know. Tell me, I want to know that!
No, in fact there's a lead actor,
I cannot mention his name.
He has a group of friends with his boys and he says, like,
'Malla's image pops up all the time in our...
Like, how hot! How Hot! And I'm like...
Whoa!
-So, am I this guy's... -Yes.
-Number one on their desirable list. -On his lust list.
His lust list. I love it.
On your thirst trap lust list.
Should we make it a really long hashtag?
I love it.
Thirst trap lust list.
I can't say it.
It's a tongue twister.
Thirst trap lust list.
Yeah, but you enjoy it.
You walk the talk, you own it.
And that's the best thing about you.
-Yeah. -So, what's the problem?
-There is no problem. -When are you getting married?
But what has lust list and thirst trap got to
-do with getting married? -Because I think you should just
get married and go through the next phase of your life.
And I'm really waiting to walk down that aisle
as one of your bridesmaid.
-I want to be the best-looking bridesmaid. -No!
You want me to get married
because you want to officiate this marriage.
-Yes. I do want to officiate. -And you said it. You said that.
-You said I want to officiate it. -Can I? In a Lilac suit?
I just imagined myself in a lilac suit.
It's like I'll play Moira from Schitt's Creek.
I like it.
-You're so Moira. -Yeah.
Firstly, I wanted to be invited because
I get very sad when I'm not invited to A-list weddings,
where I actually do the matchmaking
and I don't get invited.
You have a list of weddings where you've not been invited.
Yeah! I keep teasing Vicky and Katrina.
Like, 'What the hell! It all happened on my couch
and I didn't get an invite.'
Of course, I'm being a little bit southpaw about it
and that's fine. Troll me.
-But... -Karan, I can say today
on national television, in front of the world and everyone,
whenever the day I get married,
-you will officiate my wedding. -Yeah!
You will be there, front and center.
-Front and center! -Yes.
In a lilac outfit.
Lilac outfit.
-We've locked the color. -I've locked it for you.
Location, still question mark.
We can decide upon that.
Husband, question mark?
Are you trying to say Arjun Kapoor is not permanent in your life?
Are you crazy?
For me, he is the one.
He is the one.
Where that leap happens,
that nobody knows.
One thing that I'm sure about and certain in life
is that if I have to take that decision,
and ever want to get married again,
it would be with him and only him, and nobody else.
I love the fact that Arjun and Malaika will be forever.
But you're allowed to lust for other men, right?
I always appreciate.
I am very appreciative.
So currently who is on your thirst trap list?
Like, Indian?
Yeah. Let this be, go India, go Indian.
Made in India, like always better.
Better.
I think...
I think Tiger.
-Tiger is hot. -Hot.
But otherwise, I like...
I like all Toms.
I like Tom Cruise, Tom Holland, Tom Brady.
-There are many Toms. -There are many Toms.
I'm after all the Toms.
I like some Chrisses also.
Yeah, Chrisses as well.
Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth.
You like Tiger. What about Ranveer Singh?
-No. -Doesn't do it for you.
So just Tiger?
Okay. He's hot, who's not?
-Now you're getting me into trouble. -I just want to know.
I mean, like, come on, this is such an intimate chat
which you, me and 80 million people will watch.
Wow! It's so intimate.
Yeah, it's very intimate.
Okay.
Listen, after getting back to your marriage that we will.
Your son is so adorable.
He worked on our set for two months
for my film.
And, he won all hearts. He's such a cutie.
So sweet, so well-mannered.
So well raised, Malla!
Hi-Five!
And he gets on famously with Fubu, from what I hear.
Yeah. Actually he does.
-He really does. -They have a good relationship.
-You've seen how he is. -Yeah.
-He's very likeable, lovable. -Lovable.
There's never a situation where
he is not cracking a joke.
And like I said, that's his Khan genes.
He really gets that...
that funny thing from his dad and all of them.
Thank God, because I certainly don't have that funny bone.
What is your relationship with Arbaaz now?
We haven't chatted about that in a while.
I think it's lovely.
-We are better now. -Did you feel
the need to reach out when he had a breakup recently?
Which was written about, I don't know, I'm not sure.
I don't know.
You don't get involved in that part of his life.
To be very honest, I don't ask.
And I'm not even that kind of person who asks Arhaan...
Yeah.
that what's going on? I don't do that.
-It's best to stay away. -I just...
I don't like to cross a certain...
-Yeah. -I don't like to do that.
I feel I'm crossing that line.
Like, I know a lot of divorced couples
where they get information out of their kids.
-I'm not one of them. -Yeah.
I tend to stay away from that.
And I remember, what was amazing, Malla,
which I took back home with me.
After your accident,
the whole family showed up.
Yeah.
I mean, they were there. And I think
some roots are forever.
I may not be the number one person on their list,
but they do it because Arhaan is there
-and that's the right thing. -And that's great.
-That's the right thing to do. -And that's all that matters.
Yeah.
Okay!
What about the fashion burst that exists
and I think so many people get it wrong.
Like, lot of people are just conforming
to red carpet rules, but not actually feeling it.
And they're looking really strange.
I love that Ananya went for a Swarovski event
and wore tight silhouette and not a gown,
but then later on, she realized that
Nikki Tamboli had worn it 3 months before.
How are you keeping track of all of this?
I'm interested, I'm excited. -Karan, I have
-no clue about this. -I'm excited.
So who do you think is dressing well in the girls zone?
I like Kiara.
Yeah, she's superchic.
-Superchic. -She's superchic.
And who's trying hard?
That's a long list.
Okay. So who do you think needs a makeover, like you've had one?
Sara.
-Sara Ali Khan. -Screaming for it.
So would you like to help?
I would love to help.
I think I'm going to call her and say that
Malaika wants to give you a makeover and I
-think that can be lovely headline. -Would you assist me?
No. I didn't say she needs a makeover,
you said it. You go help.
Here I've come to chat and grill you, basically
-because I haven't met you for so long. -Okay. Bye, Karan! You go!
First, I'm trolled.
Then they bad, dirty articles about me.
Then you're making me say all these things on the couch.
And this is my couch! It's not even your couch!
But this is the couch of manifestation.
Wherever I go, I manifest...
Are you carrying this couch with you everywhere?
No, but my feeling, my energy is manifest worthy.
No, this is my couch. Just leave my couch!
A virgin couch.
Listen, did I say anything more
about your Tea Cozy outfit? No, right?
-I love your hair. I think it's hot. -It's cool.
It's a Isabelle Mariah. It's lovely, it's cool.
-It's got a vibe. -You're such a brand whore.
Why are you running after brands? Be like me.
-I wear just about anything. -Gucci!
Gucci! Gucci!
From head to toe!
We'll get to that later.
Who do you think needs help in our industry?
You.
Help me.
I might be crying for help and you won't know.
-You're screaming for it. -I'm screaming for help.
You're screaming!
-Like walking-talking mess. -You are!
-Yeah. -Like...
-You're not in a relationship. -No.
You are desperate.
As in horny?
All the time.
What!
How can you say I'm horny?
Everything you say, eventually has a sexual context.
Even in my talk show,
they keep saying I talk about sex. Is it because...
You are manifesting it.
That's why. -Because I'm inertly horny.
Yes. Because you're not getting it. That's why.
Yeah.
That could be it. So, how are you going to help?
Have you swiped left or right?
-Have you tried swiping? -Yeah, but nobody likes me back.
There's a problem.
Then the problem is you.
I'm telling you. And to some, I even personally message.
'Hey! Hi. Hi.'
You free?
Hi!
At one point, I thought it would be so much fun
get a sugar daddy, then I realized
-with age... -You are the sugar daddy, honey!
It's like...
You are the sugar daddy.
Can't!
Those are things we cannot say.
We can't say these things after a certain age.
You put yourself out there.
You will get laid. I promise.
-Laid? -Yeah!
Oh my God! My mum's going to watch this!
God! How dirty you are, Malla. Actually, you know that's the thing.
You know what? It's good to be a little dirty.
-Yeah, because... -You should have little...
So, do you like, shake it up always with Arjun?
Like, experiment?
You leave. Just leave!
Leave right now!
Like, are you into toys?
I'm just imagining Arjun, you and a toy.
You are choking!
-Stop it! -Sorry.
Can you stop it?
-You're choking! -Cuffs you've done?
Listen...
I'm sorry.
But I'm sure you're the type who swings it up.
Have you been a nurse?
To his doctor?
Are you getting your jollies out of hearing my stories right now?
I think that's what it is. See, you're getting your kick!
You're getting your dirty thoughts out of my...
Swear on your head if you haven't worn a nurse's outfit.
I'll change my name.
With that body, you must have worn, with that cross.
Doctor! Doctor! Can I check you?
Is your heart beating faster?
Is that...
-Casper is back. -Casper is back.
He's shocked and horrified.
He's shocked.
Baby, cover your ears. You can't hear these things.
Not for you.
I know the thing is that I just role-play...
I tried it once.
Like, it was rather... -You tried role-play?
But that outfit didn't fit me.
You couldn't zip up?
No, I could zip up. That's what you do.
It was that cops...
He is in shock.
I wanted to be Singham.
Singham.
I'm going to have a cardiac because of my Singham story.
Anyway, what is your plan now?
What are we doing today, besides this chat?
We have to go somewhere.
And I've discovered the most amazing shop
in Bandra, right next door,
-which has the best clothes. -Like what?
It has the latest collections from all the brands.
Like fakes?
No, no. They're real. Are you mad?
-Original? -Original. Like...
Amazing and latest collections.
Things that are not even available in stores
in Paris and Milan, are available in that store.
I'm going. Do you want to come?
And what? We'll shop together?
I'll buy you.
-You'll buy me some stuff? -Yeah.
-I'll swipe. -Will you splurge?
I'll splurge.
You will swipe.
It's my way of saying sorry also.
-You felt bad, right? -Yeah.
-You are so sweet. -I did.
-So shall we go? -Come on.
Is Casper coming?
Casper, coming? We'll go shopping!
I've come to shop along with Malaika.
How much does this cost? - This is Rs. 20,000.
-What? -What?
-Yeah. -Which brand is it?
-This is from Turkey. -Turkey!
I wanted to surprise you with somebody that we know
and it will be great if you guys meet.
Love interest?
See, I knew I was right. It's a girl.
It's a she?
-So... -Where is the surprise?
-Hi! -There she is.
Oh my God!
You didn't tell her I'm coming?
-I wanted to surprise her. -He just said, 'Surprise!'
-Oh my God! I didn't expect this! -So here's the surprise.
I didn't expect this at all.
If I was on a show,
they would make sure that Nora would be on the show.
If I was on a live event,
they would make sure that Nora was also on that live event.
I just figured that it was a constant thing,
that everybody was trying to pit us
against each other.