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I hate when things are a mess.
My OCD kicks in the minute I see something a little off.
Oh gosh!
It's been a while that we've had games night.
So, I was really excited to host games night again at home.
And when I do games night, I like to go all out.
I like to have flowers,
candles, and have this elaborate menu,
bring out my best tableware.
I love doing that.
-Hey! -Hello!
Hello. You'll have arrived as a herd.
We have.
We just met them downstairs.
The entire herd.
Hello!
-What's up, Malla? -All good.
We have a games quorum,
like a bunch of us that play.
Aditi, I've known through work, over the years of modelling.
That's how I met her.
Very rock-solid. She's a very loyal friend.
My cousin Vinay, and his wife Anuja.
Congratulations on your new business.
I hope it does well.
-What business? -Which one?
This packing and moving business you've started.
-Moving in with Malaika. -Movers and packers.
He has started.
-He has started. -Isn't it a business?
Okay.
-Where are Delz and Vikram? -I know!
-They are late as usual. -When are they ever on time?
Ever!
Give more gup!
You give the gup!
You are the one
who sits in the ivory tower but has all the gossip in the world.
This one.
I am telling you,
she has news of everything
-and everybody. -No, I don't have.
I get news.
That's what I'm saying. Then spit it out.
I get news
and my informer is Ammu. You know that.
That latecomers have arrived.
The less said, the better.
There was Delnaz.
Another really old friend of mine.
I love her to bits.
She's always late. She's the latecomer of our gang.
What happened? Why are you checking me out like this?
You like my hair? Say something!
We'll discuss.
-Hello! -Vicky!
Guys, games after how long?
Vikram is one of my oldest friends.
We've had some serious fights in the past
and I think we can pick up from wherever we left off.
He’s phenomenal at games.
That day she sent me a hamper at home...
I never got!
One second! She sent me a hamper
and 10 minutes later, I've seen it on Instagram story
as a gift, somebody has given.
She has sent it to my house as a pass-around.
As a pass-around.
These gifts that are coming
and five days later I met Delz...
I met Delz five days later
and she said, 'Malla gifted me this really adorable dress.'
It was the full Instagram story.
There's thank you so-and-so brand,
and it has been a pass around.
-This Instagram story sponsors... -I was recycling.
is being passed around to the whole community in Bandra.
There's no tissue paper in your house?
Vikram, come on!
You're damn annoying. Just sit down!
But there's no tissue paper in this house?
This is all I've got at home. Be happy with that.
But what is it?
-You don't like my clothes! -I want a tissue.
You have a problem with what I'm wearing.
Yeah.
-But why? -In a very big way.
Because it's not a Vikram Phadnis original, that's why!
It's not an original, forget Vikram Phadnis.
It's not an original.
I wish you wore something original.
He's just inherently funny.
The things he says,
how he plays it, how he describes words,
it's an art, let me tell you,
and not too many people can have that art.
Only Vikram and Vikram alone has that art.
-Cheers! -Cheers to games night!
-Cheers! -Cheers!
-After a long time! -Cheers!
-Cheers!
-this has been our longest gap. -Yes.
Yes.
-Longest gap. -Thanks, Malla.
You don't have a bowl to throw tissues?
Fuck!
The kitchen is there! I mean, every 30 seconds!
Put in the planter behind.
Open your bag and put it!
Every 30 seconds, I want this, I want that!
You're damn annoying!
Rather rude you've become after this show.
Money can change people.
-Vik, I can't believe... -I love you.
You know, with friends like this, who needs enemies?
Let's play.
-Okay. Should I start? -Yeah.
We'll do one round
because I'm a little confused by it. That's why.
So, you can call up Ammu like you've been calling.
But why? You're jealous because I don't call...
Ammu, I have this problem.
Ammu, I have a little problem. Can you just help me on this?
Ammu, I have this little problem, little problem.
Ammu is solving all her problems.
Let's start before I get thrown out.
Never have I ever gone somewhere with a date
and left with someone else?
Yeah. Anuja. Anuja.
This is Anja.
She's only going for these dates.
The first time I met her
she was with someone else,
she came home with me like that only.
-100 per cent. -Oh my God!
I'm taking this Happilo with me.
These are Happilo, right?
-Take one more. -It's fab.
Come on.
This is a drinking game, guys!
Aditi, have some Happilo.
Thank you.
Oh my God! These are yum.
Let's play.
Had sex with my boss?
I've never had a boss.
-I am the boss. -She's the boss.
She is the boss.
-I am the boss. -I have a female boss.
So, no.
-I am the boss. -Maybe I don't have... Yeah.
Vikram, you didn't drink?
Vikram, you didn't have?
Vikram, you didn't have a sip?
-Vikram, finish your drink! -You didn't have a sip.
-I'm sorry. -You'll have to behave yourselves.
-Come on! -The next one is...
-No! No! -Vikram, come on!
You have to have a sip! I don't care! You have to!
No, nuts don't count!
nuts don't count in this! -You have to have a sip!
He has just changed the card also!
-Yeah! -Guys!
He has just changed the card also.
-He's cheating! Fuck, he's cheating! -Cheater! Cheater!
Had an orgasm while driving?
You should be gulping the whole...
Why are you pouncing at me?
-But I know... -Your focus is here.
Have a few ghot(sips).
What?
Ghot!
-Forget 'ghot' you're lying! -Anja...
Anja, come on, darling. Pick up the glass.
I'm not playing this. This is all a fraud game!
You'll are not being true to yourself.
Nor are you.
Yeah, exactly!
Let's play Articulate.
I think that's the one game we all enjoy
and we all play, and love.
So, let's just play that.
Oh, God! It's an action word.
-So, when a King wants to... -Ruling!
-Or wants to... -Conquering!
Fuck! Fuck!
-What happened? -He's dumb.
Okay, everybody. Have a sip!
You’ll are just being really painful.
-You are only nursing your drink. -Cheers!
What is he doing?
Don't try with the chopsticks. You won't know.
Have you ever used chopsticks in your life?
For other purposes I'm sure.
You have with the fork.
First, let me cut these prawns.
-Timer! -Because it's like a...
I need a knife. Sanjay!
Bring the sharpest knife that is in Malaika's ma'am's house.
Else bring me a saw.
Malla, why you even called this guy? -Carpenter's saw.
Why bother calling...
But this prawn is the size of a crab.
Prawn is the size of your Jhinga.
Jhinga.
Bitch.
One second. This prawn is really amazing.
Say the truth.
-Honestly? -Yes.
How much footage do you want?
It's true.
You're not an actor, you're a director.
-Not even a director. -Anymore.
Darling, you can't afford to talk.
I'm not an actor nor a director,
I'm not claiming any of it.
Don't forget Housefull your entire life.
I still have that video from Housefull.
But Malla, you’re a fab stand-up.
Fab.
Oh my God! The stand-up was too good.
Really fab!
Perform her veneration.
Let's play.
Now, whose turn?
-Why is getting so jealous? -I love you. Malla, I love you.
Very jealous.
-You know that. -You have guts.
Guts.
At least she showed up for my stand-up.
-I can't say the same for you. -We had 'Vikram friend'
-on our table. -I can't say the same for you.
And you're my closest friend for how many years, Vik?
And this was something I've done for the first time in my life.
-That's true. -I was shitting bricks.
And you were not there, because why?
I have to go and work for a living.
But you can come and support a friend!
If I get the moolah (Money) like how you get...
Is she saying the same thing?
No. She came as a friend.
We are the labour class. We have to work for a living.
Oh, please, Vik! You were not there.
-End of discussion. -But I love you.
I love you too, Vik, but I was hurt.
-I'll be honest. I was hurt. -Yeah, she was.
I realized from her body language
that there was something
that she was not okay with.
You know, she's not good at suppressing her feelings.
It's fine, I get it. Everybody has their life
and it's understandable. That's all okay.
But he didn't show up.
Yeah, he could've easily been there.
Maybe you should tell him how you feel once.
Like, I think he's not getting it.
-I think he's just joking about it. -Yeah.
-Do you want to talk to him? -No.
I'll talk to him later.
He called me and he wished me
and he said, 'I really wish you all the best'
and whatever, but...
But the fact remains that he wasn't there.
And I felt bad about that.
Okay, I think I need to...
Anja...
go easy on this drink.
Earlier, she used to have one drink, now she has half.
She's a fraud-drinker.
-And you're a fraud friend. -She'll give...
Just because I didn't come for the stand-up?
Yeah!
-She's really upset, Vikram. -I am!
-Why didn't you show up? -Actually.
Why didn't you come?
But I was not here, Malla.
I had an event that very day in Goa. You know it, Malla.
No, I don't know. You never messaged me at all.
Because you're not seeing your messages.
I see, I check all messages.
-Don't I check all messages? -And very prompt in responding.
I would do anything for her.
And that I don't need validation from anybody.
And you know that, Malla.
That's all I...
Anyway, why are we discussing this?
You know that I would have...
No, because I'll tell you why.
She actually spoke to me and told me
that she really wanted you there.
But every time, everybody doesn't
have to be there to prove friendship.
-Why not? Actually, I think so. -No, I'm sorry.
If I'm doing something, I think I would expect
all my friends to be there. I don't know.
I would expect.
My relationship goes beyond attendance.
For me, the stand-up was not important.
For me, the show was important for her.
Everything that she does in the show is a part
of a journey that she is going through.
Of course, it is!
I may be there in other moments of that journey.
I don't have to be there to prove...
Malaika is like a soda bottle.
She'll get upset very fast, but she'll cool down very fast.
It was important that I meet her face to face
and discuss this because
every time we don't get what we want in our life.
Situations were such that I could not attend.
You were not there for her makeover also so keep quiet.
I will be there in the second makeover for sure.
Now we will call it a makeover.
And I will be doing a makeover on her.
-There will be a new 2.0 version. -Yes.
Please, I beg you not.
This version that you will give me
-is scary. -Malla, you have to have faith.
-I think he will do a good job. -I don't.
Malla, you have to have faith.
So, are you trying to say that the person
who has given her the makeover
-hasn't done a good job? -No, you don't do...
You are a such gossip monger.
Now, she's trying to create friction between me and Anaita.
No, but maybe you didn't think what she's done is good enough.
I mean, he's saying it indirectly, right?
-That's what you're saying. -No, that's not what I said.
And do not mince words.
Guys, there are four people who are thinking that.
I can't believe none of you are backing me up on this?
-So, what are you trying to say? -I'm saying that...
For Malaika, people have seen her for 18 years.
If it's a makeover, I want to see...
-A drastic change! -A drastic change!
So, basically,
You don't think it is makeover-worthy?
You think it's not.
This? No.
I feel you're doing this after a long time.
18 years is no joke.
It could've been more dramatic.
-Yes! -Yeah, absolutely!
Yeah!
What should I do exactly? Change my face?
I felt there was a lot of undercurrents
over there between the two of us
because I was trying to defend myself
and say, 'You know, guys, this is what I think works for me,
this is what I like
and for me, this is a makeover.'
And this is something that I really wanted to do.
But he just completely negated it. He just said that...
I don't think.
She's never been one for drastic change.
-We all know it. -If she's not comfortable...
She doesn't go for North Pole to South Pole.
Would you go bald?
Would you shave your hair off completely?
There's a difference between going bald and a short haircut.
Okay, I'm saying, would you do a Crew cut?
A buzz cut?
I don't think so.
-I don't think you would. -He wouldn't.
He doesn't have guts.
Absolutely not!
-Not at all. -It's very easy to say, Vikram.
Should we...
Should we pick the date, day and salon?
I'm on.
-And you all are witness to this. -Yeah, done.
We'll all come.
I'm a good-looking guy.
Done!
Malaika is somebody who is very opinionated,
and so am I.
We are very strongly opinionated people.
We share a birthday.
And we ruffle feathers if we need to.
We don't patronize each other.
We don't necessarily agree with each other.
She doesn't have to advocate everything I do.
That's the most beautiful part about our friendship.
I wanted to talk to her, so I'll...
Come. Quickly come. Just 2 minutes.
See you.
I know you felt bad about this thing, but you know...
And you know that I have tried my level best
I spoke to Joyce; I spoke to Ammu.
I really wanted to be there.
And I know it has bothered you from Delz's face.
-I realized that. -Because I discussed it, Vik.
I'll be very honest, I discussed it. I mean...
I mean, I just feel
tomorrow, if you were doing something,
I would be there. I would drop everything.
-Without a doubt. -I would be there.
-Without a doubt. -Yes.
That leaving a side,
I want to ask you, and this is my opinion.
I'm not getting your... Who is Malaika?
You have such a big heart.
I'm not saying that you need to do things
in a reality show to prove who you are.
It's beautiful.
That beautiful moment that you shared with Farah where you
had a tear was so beautiful. With Neha, where you
felt that she was not completely motivating you.
-There are moments. -No!
I want to see you.
Tell me something, years later,
will you feel there's nothing that you have regretted in your life?
Not really.
Malla, we share a birthday, and one thing common about us is
that we take chances and we don't
we don't see the repercussion...
No, Vik! In fact, I think I take a lot of chances.
In fact, you do not!
We share a birthday.
You are not somebody who takes changes.
You will think a 100 times.
You are very enterprising as a person.
There's no two ways about it.
But when I'm asking you, be specific.
Tell me, be up close. I am!
I'm actually doing things that I've never done,
I've never spoken about things.
I know you for 25 years.
but still I've not felt, Malla, that is up close and personal.
Be honest. You like the noise around you?
What noise?
Now, I'll get to the point.
There's enough noise about you.
Enough!
You get down off your building,
the way you walk is noise.
You attend a function, your outfit is noise.
You do anything, it's noise.
Either you love that noise
or you're creating it yourself because you know it's relevant.
And I'm...
I don't do anything to bring anything on.
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
-I do not do any of that sort. -Yes.
I'm somebody who has never, ever tried
to go out of my way
to gain any kind of attention for myself.
-By now, you should know that. -Yes. That is why...
-I have never done that. -Yes.
What is going on now?
I think they're trying to sort their issues.
So that is why I'm saying, let the common man know
-who Malaika Arora is. -What?
Let the common man know how I look without makeup?
I have no issues. Tell me that.
-Without makeup? -You will look stunning.
Listen to me, the girl that I knew
to the girl that is today...
One second.
This is my opinion.
-Spell it out. Be very clear. -It could be wrong.
The girl that you were, to the girl that you are today,
I have seen a drastic change.
I'm not saying good, bad, right, wrong, black or white.
It's a drastic change.
I want to see the journey of that girl.
But one second, this is also me.
Please understand.
-Which the world has accepted, loved... -This is also me.
Which the world has accepted, loved, and gone ahead.
You can't just lose your fears on this show.
You have to tell people that this is the soul I am!
And, what you do as a single mother
takes bloody courage!
But let people know who Malla is,
not Malaika Arora.
Aditi is leaving!
-Guys, continue your -Aditi is leaving.
discussion. I'm going.
Because we've come here to play games.
Aditi is leaving.
Solve this issue later.
It's not an issue. Aditi, give me 2 minutes.
But everybody is sitting here bored, Vikram.
If you have an issue...
-you can sort it out later. -Aditi, it's not an issue.
Give me 2 minutes.
Okay, whatever your conversation...
Two seconds I'm coming. Two seconds...
-We all have things to do. -Two seconds!
-We're going for dinner. -We're come here to be together.
Just book a table.
I'm your secretary to book a table! Darn you!
-Nonsense! -I mean...
What's her problem?
Maybe somewhat he was saying, I get where he's coming from,
things like, you know, he was like strip it down.
'I want the world to see you without all this glam.'
I get all of that.
That I get and I will definitely remember some of those
and I will keep some of those suggestions that he made.
Who has done this?
Vinu, it's a masterpiece.
Guts!
If you reduce this hair...
Why can't you take a joke?
-It still looks like you only. -Guts.
Okay, guys. Before we leave, one second.
Before we head for dinner...
Before stepping out for dinner,
I just wanted to surprise all my girlfriends
with a little hamper from Lotus,
which has amazing skin products in it
which I use on a daily basis.
So, I just wanted to give them something
that they can use and enjoy,
And I know they'll love the Lotus products.
Be careful. Don't go to the corner.
If one of you falls in then that's it.
Hey!
Oh my God! I thought that was a snake.
Water.
Sir, how much more?
Oh shit! What if I fall down?
Come on!
-Oh shit! -Are you'll hurt?
Hey! I'm going to fall!
Mom!
You're sitting in this room saying,
'Your legs are paining, hands are paining.'
I'm getting tired of being tired of being tired.
You know what?
Pack your bag. Let's just go back to Mumbai. Okay?