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It's you, girl!
It's me, girl!
The last person I actually expected when I opened the door
was Neha.
You're staring at my face like you've never seen me before!
Hi!
Suddenly out of the blue
She was there. So, yeah, I was pleasantly surprised.
I didn't expect you at all.
Are you up to something? Should I go out?
No, I was just chilling, I was reading,
I was sitting idle.
Come, sit.
What a surprise! How come?
Were you in the vicinity?
-Vicinity. -Not possible!
No. Possible.
But I just thought I'll come and check on you.
Check on me with what?
Means there is so much going on!
Nothing, What’s going on?
Ammu called.
-Again? -Yeah.
She's not pleased with a lot of things.
Oh God!
Why oh God?
She already had discussed this with me.
No, but then she called, and then she was just like,
her larger issue was that...
you did not come forth and say sorry
till she brought it up.
One second.
-Take your time. -No, no.
No, let me just be very clear.
Post my stand-up,
the one person who must have called me
or messaged me like a million times
is Ammu.
Purely in appreciation that
'Malla, I can't believe you did it.'
'I'm so proud of you.'
'I'm so happy.'
She said that a million times.
In that moment, she never said anything.
When she came the other for lunch,
then she said, 'No, I just want to say that.'
So, it's a little conflicting, right?
I'll tell you where it's conflicting.
It's because she was happy for you,
and sometimes it takes a little while
for it to sink in, 'Oh my God!'
'Did she really say this or did she really say this?'
She actually is the funny one.
She's the funny one.
I'm the pretty one.
Why was only Ammu thrown under the bus?
You could have called me up and asked me if I'm okay?
It was a bit much.
Okay, fine. Sorry.
-I'll let it slide. -Okay, I'm sorry.
-Sorry. -I fist bump. I don't hug.
I apologized for it.
I get it. Maybe she was upset about something,
but genuinely, it was said in fun,
It was in jest.
Remember you told me,
'You should be able to
crack a joke on people and you should be able
to crack a joke on yourself.'
And I did exactly that.
No, you did crack a joke on yourself.
I also felt that a lot of jokes that you cracked,
it was like a wave,
like, it went from a joke to then
you were appreciating yourself.
And then you went from jokes to then it is becoming a compliment.
The thing is, with Ammu, I felt somewhere
taking one or two digs at her was pretty unfinished.
You joked about it and moved on.
Malla, she didn't get closure.
You can't be so touchy also.
If you have a problem, pick up the phone and speak to me.
That Malla, you shouldn't have.
She just felt that she was an easy scapegoat.
She's your sister, and won't say a word, so it's fine.
-So... -Nothing was intentional,
it was not hitting at her
-or below the belt. -Of course, it was intentional.
-No, it was very... -Why? Because you're saying it?
One minute. Your saying, maybe, it was this.
Maybe, because she's my sister and won't say anything.
That is intentional
because you know the room would've been full of at least 60 people,
everybody who loves you and supports you were there.
But she was easier than anyone else.
Because there was a certain comfort.
Yeah. But that comfort has also been put out in public
where she feels humiliated about things that...
You know, there were digs taken at her because
she's your sister, but she's also known, right?
Forget known, even if she's not,
in a room of people, her feeling bad is valid.
I don't agree.
I said sorry. However, what more can I say now?
I'm not going to keep stretching it and make a big deal...
a mountain out of a molehill. For what?
The thing is that
every time she is feeling why her each time.
Why her means what? I'll call her up and I'll speak to her.
What more can I do?
I feel the rift between two sisters
and sisters who are really close.
Sometimes, all you need to do is communicate clearly.
And that part of communication shouldn't be
the belief that you are right.
You can also be wrong at some time.
Somebody had to tell this to Malla.
I feel you need to talk to her on a much larger level.
Maybe, it's coming from a place where
she’s tried to reach out to you
via six people
and with all due respect
there's no reason for me to be here.
Neha, I genuinely think,
I don't think she should've reached out to you.
-I think it is completely ridiculous. -I'm saying the same.
If she had something to say, she could've said to me.
For her to reach out to you and tell you,
for me, I think that is...
That I think is undermining her and my relationship.
Of course!
So, I think, for her to reach out to you, is a complete no!
-I'm saying that myself. -Certainly not.
-She's trying to reach out -She shouldn't have.
on a much larger...
Okay, she was here, right, Malla?
Sometimes to resolve something you have to address the matter.
That's something that she is missing
between her and Ammu.
And somewhere she felt that
this was not my place.
But I'm just being a friend.
And sometimes you need a third person to intervene
and just tell you that this is what you need to do.
I mean, save your relationship with your sister.
When you are always trying to crack jokes at people you know
who are going to be there in the audience, you're like,
'No, not him, because this person will feel bad.'
'No, not him. I don't know how this one will take it.'
I don't know where your questions are headed.
Neha, I'm finding it a bit convoluted.
And I genuinely think, if there is an issue,
Ammu should pick up the phone and speak to me.
It's like, ‘Keep matters of family in the family,
don't talk about them publicly.’
But it wasn't her, It was you who brought it out in public.
You brought it up in your stand-up...
No, that was no family affair.
You made it public!
They were jokes.
I mean, if you don't laugh at jokes, then what will you laugh at?
Malla, that's what I'm saying.
When it comes to you, they are jokes.
When it comes to somebody else, it also hurts them, right?
Ammu also cracks enough jokes.
Yeah, but not on stage, Malla.
She's probably okay with a few, but no so many.
That's what she's feeling bad about.
Should I give her a count as well
of the jokes I cracked.
You can't be like this. You're being very offhandish about it
to give her a count and so on.
I know what you are saying.
She ended up getting hurt.
But...
She's not answering, as usual.
First sign when someone is upset with you
is that they don't pick up the phone.
She never answers her phone, anyway.
Can we just put a lid on this conversation
because I feel it's just...
It's... I don't know.
A pressure cooker tends to explode, when the lid is not sealed properly.
That is my habit, not hers.
That is me.
Who are you? The lid or pressure cooker?
Pressure cooker.
That's me.
But she has exploded, right, because she’s clearly upset.
My thing is, just as a friend,
just stay out of it. That's all I'm saying.
Sometimes I feel like what was the need?
I could've just told Ammu,
'Hey, why don't you figure it out with your sister?'
And then not rocked up.
But that's not the person I am.
Like, if she has told me, that come and help me out,
of course, I'm going to address it.
It's fine. Sometimes, you got to take the bullet for someone.
Seema is saying Ammu is not coming to Goa...
And Neha is saying Ammu is pissed with me!!
So, I don’t know, what’s going on?
So, I thought maybe I should just meet Ammu in Goa...
and speak, hopefully she doesn’t ditch me all over again!!
And I genuinely just want to clear all this misunderstanding...
I want to know why is my sister avoiding me.
Why is she telling me that
she's not in Goa when she is in Goa?
I need to get some clarity as to why
is she being a certain way.
And I need to know it, and I want these answers!
And that's why I have reached Goa!
Yes?
What?
What do you mean what?
There she is,
lounging and chilling.
I knew she was here,
but that expression on her face,
I think she was shocked to see me
enter that room.
Why are you looking all ready?
Where have you come from?
-What do you mean... -Have you
travelled from somewhere?
Yes, I've travelled from Mumbai
-just like this. Why? -Like this?
Why? I've come to Goa.
You're so extra, dude!
-I'm extra. That's me. -Yes.
-What's happening? -I'm always extra.
She never comes unannounced
because she'll always call me in Bombay, like,
'Are you home? I'm dropping by.'
A sibling coming unannounced
is never right.
You need to prepare
mentally for a sibling.
Why are you looking a little guilty?
I'm not looking guilty.
There's a guilty looking vibe going on.
Maybe I was avoiding her.
And then she showed up.
Damn! Now what?
One second! Keep your bag inside there.
No, I'm not staying in this room.
Why?
Are you crazy? It's a mess. I want my own room and own space.
Stop being bratty.
I'm not bratty. I'm just saying I like my own space.
I mean, you have come to Goa,
after telling everybody, you told Seema, everyone,
you've not told me what your plans are.
But we all know that you're hiding out in this place.
-Any reason for hiding? -There's no hiding.
Sometimes, you just want your own time.
I want to know why is Ammu avoiding me.
Why has she been MIA? Why has she just gone underground?
I just feel that it's
something that is directed towards me.
Otherwise, the whole year when you are busy,
and you're hectic, and then suddenly you have two or three days free,
and then you're like, 'Let's do the Girls trip.
'Let's do this and let's go to Goa.'
That's not what I said.
You lied to me
saying that you're not in Goa, when you are in Goa.
-I know. That's what I'm saying. -There was no lying.
Is there a reason why you lied
or why you felt the need not to tell me
or is there something that is pissing you off?
Are you still upset about the stand-up?
Sometimes you just don't want people to know
about everything that you are doing, right?
So, it was not like a lie that has changed someone's life
or has ruined something,
but it's just like a little small white lie
I get to have to find my peace and to just
vamoose without anyone knowing.
There's nothing bothering me.
I'm someone who just let's things be.
I'm not like you,
who keeps it all,
and throws it under the carpet,
and lets it fester and fester...
So, what I have to say honestly, I said.
All I'm asking you, is the stand-up thing still upsetting you
because I thought we had dealt with it.
It was done and dusted.
I just think sometimes you can be a bit of a pushover.
-You just think you can say things... -Give me an example.
and get away with it,
and we to have to all be on board with
us being picked on, and if
the same things happened to you,
all hell would break loose, and you know that.
All I'm saying is, give me an example.
It was not just the stand-up.
You've taken pot-shots at me about my food.
You've taken pot-shots at me about my weight in the past.
-You've taken pot-shots... -I don't take pots hot, Amrita!
-You've taken pot-shots! -If anything,
I tell you, I'm constantly trying to encourage you.
You know, Ammu...
'Tell me, how is it that I can help you?'
'Is there any way that I can motivate you?'
'You want to work out. I'll tell you!'
I keep trying to push you to do things.
You, on the other hand, take it in the wrong way.
One second! People are all tapped differently.
Fair enough.
-Correct? -Yeah.
So, when you come at me, you come...
All guns blazing!
-Yeah. -Is what you're saying.
I don't think that's the right way to do it.
I may say things to get my point across,
but who doesn’t, and I feel
I am the older one, I have the license to say that.
I have the license.
You know what? You're being a bully!
And you're being a pushover because
I don't do that to you.
I don't crack jokes at your expense
not on a platform where,
you know, it's for the world to laugh at me.
It's always going to be in the archives of the internet.
I don't want my kids like,
'Mom, Mimi said this about you.'
'Oh, mom. Mimi said that about you.'
'Mom, I googled this and Mimi called you this.'
You know, people can just hang in there
and have the patience for the rest of their life.
Ammu, I... I don't.
I do not judge you for any of that.
I'm not having...
-It was just my way -One second.
of sometimes telling you,
'Ammu, you crib about it all the time.'
'It's an issue with you all the time.'
'Should I go the gym?'
'Not today. My bum is hurting.'
'My leg is hurting, my head is hurting.'
'My fingers are hurting, my toes are hurting.'
Okay!
That's my way of just saying, 'Ammu, should I come get you
pick you up and take you out?'
That's it. That's just my way of saying.
No, that's not how you say it.
I'll tell you how you say it.
You say it like,
'Oh, there she goes again!'
'Oh, here we have again,
this situation again.'
'And oh my God! Please leave it!'
'I have no time for this.' That's how you playthings, Malla.
That's why sometimes, you just don't want to be at the butt of all jokes.
You don't want to picked on.
You're never the butt of my jokes.
The stand-up was different.
The stand-up was a premise where I could
use to enjoy and say things.
And you encouraged me.
If you remember you said,
-'Malla, go for it.' -Of course, I did!
Now, in hindsight, if you are going to take offense to it,
-then I think that's a little unfair. -I'm not just taking offense.
I'm always very pro-you.
-I always take up for you. -Of course, you are!
If anybody says anything, I immediately become
like a ferocious thing and protect you,
but fine, if you feel that way...
I need this hat right now
because you are talking too much.
I need to disappear.
I'm not someone who really keeps my feelings
all bottled up.
If there's an issue, I like to really patch it out there and then.
But I think it was a good cut-off point as well,
like I don't want to keep harping about things.
Like, I'm saying, it just gets repetitive.
It's just like darn, what's going on!
Okay. I'm back.
-Dealt with your emotions? -I dealt with my emotions.
That was good.
-Feel better? -I put it under the hat
and I'm back!
-Now, that we're here. Can we just... -Okay. Now that we're here!
Can you not land in this pizza?
Now that we're here, can we just...
No. Now that we're here,
we're in beautiful Goa.
But it's damn hot.
No, it's very hot.
I'll be very honest... -My hair is fully frizzing up.
I cannot share a room with you. I'll be very honest.
Why can't you just share? We shared a room all our lives!
We didn't have a choice back in the day when we were children.
There was only one room which we had to share,
now there are three rooms!
-Can I please have my... -Malla, you know I have...
-Ammu, you snore. -I can't sleep.
I can't sleep alone!
You want to sleep with AC and fan, at 16 degrees.
I can't sleep alone.
I can't, Ammu!
I can't. You know my fear of the dark.
-And I need things clean and in order. -It is clean!
Can we just have our own separate rooms?
I would really like that.
Or at least can I go have a look a look at my room?
Can you just... One second. Why can't you just chill here?
I'll keep it all clean.
I mean, if you want to just take a tour in the villa, that we can do.
I mean, you come with hats bigger than the bed.
-Let's not even get into that. -See, I never said anything like that!
I just want to like...
Can I just keep all my products
- that I need? - Yeah, obviously!
We need an entire bed for your beauty products...
-Yeah. Can I just do that? -For your other stuff.
Exactly!
That's why you want me out of the room.
Yeah, I just like to keep things nicely.
Sometimes I tell her, 'Malla, is it my face?'
You know, is it my face?
Like you see this and you're like,
'Okay, I need to start some drama, now.'
Can we not just be in bed all day, please?
-That's all I'm saying. -Okay. What do you have planned?
Can we just step out? Can we go for a nice meal somewhere?
Can we do something?
For heaven sake, guys,
this is moving in with Malaika!
I mean, not moving out with Malaika.
We'll go for a nice meal. Do I get to choose the place?
Or then you'll have an issue because you'll always want to be
eating a certain type of food
which doesn't quite gel with what I want.
You know I've realized that your kids are as bossy as you.
They also have the same issue.
-I am bossy? -Yeah.
-Okay. Fine. -Very bossy.
You know what?
Okay, fine!
One second! Let me just say this to your face.
It's your way or the highway.
And I'm not even joking about this right now.
So, if you want to go out, go out.
I'm going to my room. And I'm not getting upset.
I'll give you a few minutes
to figure out where we want to go for lunch.
That's Malla. She suffers from severe OCD.
And then she comes and she just thinks
everything has to be the Malla-way. Right?
That's the only way in her head.
She comes home, she starts picking everything.
She'll start putting candles, she'll start shifting things around.
And I'm like, moving behind her and getting it back to position.
So that's typically her.
Oh bliss!
This is bliss!
-Just what I need. -Is your room better than mine?
Oh God! Now, you have... Oh God!
My room is smaller than yours.
Why didn't I get this?
This is nicer than that!
I want this room!
One second. You came here before me.
-You got here before me. -I know, but now...
You had the option of choosing whichever room, you chose that room
and now you want this room.
Are you trying to tell me you didn't see this room earlier?
This is just looking nicer.
Because it's cleaner.
I don't know. I'm just liking the vibe of this more.
What's wrong with that room?
You take that room. I kept that room for you.
Sorry, I'm not getting up.
I'm not getting up too!
Let’s fight for it, one
Whoever jumps into bed.
One, two...
I did it. I did it!
I did it. Out!
Okay, I'm joking.
We'll go for lunch.
-Let's just go. Come, please. -Okay. Come on.
Let's just go wherever, somewhere! You pick, you choose whatever!
I need to change. I was not expecting you.
-No, it's fine. Come on. -No, I'm changing.
I'm not coming like this. I was in bed.
Fuck! Okay, fine.
Okay, let me just keep my products inside.
Well, got ready,
jumped into the car and off we were to
Ammu's choice of surprise restaurant.
Sometimes you wonder whether these surprises
are actual surprises or whether it'll be a nightmare,
I don't know.
Why are you wearing these large glasses? Any reason?
Yeah, just feeling like.
Next time when I need to watch a movie, I'll watch it on this.
We should actually. We should have the projector from here.
-On this plasma screen. -I'm telling you; these are not coming off!
Any reason why?
No, I'm just feeling the vibe with this.
It's Goa. We've come after so long.
But these look like eye masks.
Sleep mask.
I could be sleeping behind this.
You could.
You would never know.
And it's the two of us.
I mean, we've probably gone out on trips in a group, you know,
our friends, family,
but never just Ammu and me.
And we've been saying this for the longest time.
I'm like, 'Ammu, world over siblings go on trips.'
'Why the hell don't you and me go anywhere?'
'What is it?'
When was the last trip we bloody took?
I think when we were in school, maybe,
maybe not, I don't remember.
No.
-What I can remember is some bus trip. -School.
-You were throwing up all the way. -That was school.
-Yeah, in school. -I used to have motion sickness.
So, you were just throwing up and you were a mess.
Yeah.
I did come earlier because I honestly enjoyed
that solitude,
being with myself.
Like, you thought I was avoiding you, but it wasn't
so much of that. I was,
-but I just wanted to be alone. -Thanks.
You know, chill, just do my own thing,
all of that.
Well, I'm glad you've got your me-time.
-Now, it's our time. -Yeah! Us-time.
Us-time.
Me is over, now it's us.
Okay, if you insist.
I think you're somewhere needy.
Yeah.
-What? -Whoa!
Excuse me?
You just like...
Like you're always clutching.
Either the kids or it is shack.
And I think you have separation anxiety.
I do.
Can I tell you what I've noticed about you of late?
As the kids are getting older,
-they are finding their own lives. -Yeah.
You're not able to come to terms with that.
You're finding it very difficult
to let go and say,
'Oh shit! They have their own life.'
No, you're still hanging on.
If you think of taking a trip alone with Malla
you need a little bit of...
Guts for that.
It can really good or it can go
like really shit’s creek!
Yeah!
-My phone! -What happened?
My phone!
Did you do something? Is it a prank?
No, Malla. It's not a prank.
Can you'll just put your phones down, please.
Please, don't take any videos.
You always throw me under the bus!
-I'm not throwing you under the bus. -Yes!
-I'm just asking you. -You just did!
The entire restaurant has seen what has happened!
Nothing has happened. I just lost my shit!
You lost it at me!
I gave you my phone to click my pictures. That's it!
-I didn't touch my phone after that. -I do not want any of this!
You please go in the car. I have no interest in coming back.
Guys, I'll have another drink.
-What the... -We are family!
Hi!