Sorry, I had too much to drink last night.
What to do I do? I am going crazy.
You know how can I be?
But, Dad, why show your resentment on food?
You know what?
When...
When Tansen used to sing the Megh Malhar raga,
it'd rain down from the skies.
The raga that you guys sang yesterday
brought tears down my eyes.
Dad, enough of the drama.
Eat something. You haven't eaten all day.
I've lost the rhythm of my life, son.
Who is going to Nainital?
Gangaram, how come you are here?
I never called you.
Badke messaged me. I thought I should call back,
but then I thought I'd visit you. What is the matter?
Well...
Dad... actually...
I messaged you from his phone.
The milk you've been supplying
has been curdling.
I can't give it to the kids.
That's impossible! What are you saying?
Well, sir... it's taking some time to get the blueprint approved.
It's a government job, you know.
Gangaram, I don't have any time at all.
Whatever you want to get done, do so while I'm alive.
I don't trust them even 1%.
Dad, don't say such things in his presence.
First, eat something.
No, son. All of you eat, enjoy yourself.
Sir, what's the conflict with food?
Food isn't your enemy. Open your mouth.
-No... -Open your mouth.
Yes, good.
One is never hungry for food, but for love.
Let's go, kids.
You'll know when your kids grow up and you become old.
Okay, sir. I'll take your leave now.
Why don't you have some tea before you go?
-Daughter-- -How will I make tea?
The milk has curdled.
I have a rehearsal. I'm playing Indra's role.
There are too many dialogues.
-I'll see you soon. -Okay, take care.
Okay, sir.
You couldn't eat when we fed you?
But you could eat out of Gangaram's hands?
You trust him a lot, don't you? I'll explain his ploy to you.
Look, he doesn't want the NOC for a shelter home.
He wants to make it industrial. Have a look.
Shishupal...
I trust Gangaram more than myself.
You trust Gangaram more than your own children?
-Will you play rummy? -I don't want to play with you.
You think we're twos and threes, while you're a king!
You'll suffer because of Gangaram and the land
and also because of Babloo and Rinki's affair.
Mark my words!
This is no place to play. Get up!
Your boss has messaged.
Ex-boss.
What happened? What are you looking at?
He has found a new pet.
Both of them are drinking together.
I told you there's nothing to gain here.
Let's sell our two-acre plot and leave.
How can we just leave?
It must be clear now that Gangaram is building a factory there.
But until Dad plays along, our hands are tied.
And Dad isn't playing along.
You also know that Badke will only look out for himself, not us.
That's why let's just take what we're getting and leave.
No, we can't do that.
Remember, that friend of yours... The lawyer... Dilip!
Call him up, talk to him.
So this is the whole scenario.
Legally speaking, Uncle's plot
-doesn't belong to him alone. -Meaning?
Legally speaking, land ownership is of two types.
Even I know that.
Industrial and agricultural.
Look, there's inherited land, which is received from forefathers.
The second type is acquired land, which we purchase on our own.
Dad's land was given to him by Grandpa.
Yes.
So the land given by Uncle's father doesn't belong to him alone.
It belongs to his children...
and also to their children.
So, if he doesn't own the land, how can he give it to Gangaram?
That's true.
Legally speaking, submit an application in court.
Challenge your father to give you your share of the land.
And for his share of the land,
-he can do whatever he wants. -You're suggesting that I sue Dad?
Legally speaking, this is common.
Everybody fights, For example, Mukesh and Anil.
Amit and Ajit. Mulayam and Shivpal.
But they're all brothers, man!
In today's times, even brothers are fighting each other.
No, I can't make Dad go through a court battle.
Suggest another way.
So, you're determined to make me work over this issue?
Come on, man. Do it for me, please.
There's one way out.
Insanity clause.
I'm well-acquainted with the local CMO.
I'll introduce you to him.
Just pay him some money.
He'll visit your house
and declare Uncle insane.
This will make his will inadmissible in court.
Then Gangaram will be out and after some time...
even Uncle will get used to the electric shocks.
What are you saying, man?
Legally joking!
Sir, the cow's refusing to be milked.
Play the news channel. She'll wake up.
Brother, tell Manoj to collect the dung.
Manoj will collect the dung, and you can collect the vomit.
-Hello, young master! -How are you?
I'm good. What brings you here? Sit.
Very nice.
Gangaram, I've got your work done.
But I didn't tell you to do anything.
Here's your NOC.
I've signed it.
But I can see only your sign.
What about your siblings?
-You won't need their signatures. -Why?
Because they both have issued
a power of attorney in my name.
I'm giving you an NOC on their behalf.
Wow! Wonderful!
-A miracle! -I'm in dire need.
Yes, I know that you love money very much.
But I didn't know that you hated your sister so much.
I told you... I'm in need.
Think about it.
When your brother and sister find out what you've done,
they'll hate you for it.
They'll see a cement factory come up on their beloved plots.
They'll curse you a lot, young master!
Enough, man!
Just...
It makes no difference to me.
It makes no difference.
Whether my brother curses me, my sister or my father.
It's all right.
I'm used to it now.
I want Rs. 70 lakh.
What?
One minute. Look after the file.
Tell me...
What... Have a seat.
What?
She's upset. She's not eating. Then she won't give milk.
See!
Rs. 70 lakh.
-Twenty-five. -Sixty-five.
-Twenty-seven. -Sixty.
-Twenty-nine. -Fifty-five.
Thirty.
All right, 50. That's it.
Twenty-five.
You just said 30, man!
Why are you going down? From 30, come to 35.
All right, 30.
In cash, right now.
Lallan, get the bag with 30.
And some tea for sir.
Look, God...
Sorry.
Look, God...
He's a very good guy.
And I don't know since when he's been in love with me.
And you know the kind of shit...
shady boys I met in America.
So, I... please...
I want to spend the rest of my life with him.
And you know what's right or wrong.
So, if this is right, then...
give me a signal, please.
The signal.
Thank you.
And keep my brothers in a good mood today, okay?
Please. Thank you.
Let's play cricket. I'll be in one team.
You both can be in the other team. Okay?
-Toss? -Do you have a coin?
Kush has a coin, brother.
Kush, come play with us.
You can take two turns to bat.
Yes, give him two turns.
But both of you brothers will be in different teams.
Okay.
-Let's go! -Come on!
Wow!
Yoghurt and jalebi.
You got late today.
I had some work.
-Kush and I will be in one team. -Okay.
-Dabloo and Luv in one team. -Yes.
-Okay, let's toss. -Yes.
Listen, I wanted to talk to you.
Don't you think Dad is going a little crazy these days?
These days? I found him to be completely crazy always.
You know, yesterday, we ordered pizza,
and he was eating it with pineapple on it.
No, actually...
It's available in big cities. It's called a Hawaiian pizza.
-It's available in Mumbai too. -With pineapple?
-Yes. -It's very tasty.
-I'm the captain. -No, I'm the captain.
-I'm the captain. -I'm the captain.
I'm the eldest.
Give me my coin. I don't wanna play!
Listen, I have found a way to get rid of Gangaram.
My friend Dilip,
he was telling me about an insanity clause.
He's bluffing.
No, he's not bluffing. He's a good lawyer, really.
Well...
He was telling me
that if we...
Why has Gangaram texted me?
-Gangaram's message? -Yes.
Delete it. Don't even open it.
-Delete it, I'm telling you. -Why?
I received it too. He sends dirty messages.
Show me.
What?
You went to meet Gangaram?
You're crazy!
I went to meet him to sort out an issue.
-What for? -I'll tell you. Don't yell.
Get lost, you nerd with thick glasses.
I'll tell you later.
Dumber than jackasses.
Tell me now!
Don't mock my brother. I'll hit you.
The greatest threat is the traitor inside the house!
You're a traitor!
You went to buy mangoes. Why did you meet Gangaram?
I did go to buy mangoes, but...
Get lost.
Fat duck acting silly Has a big belly that wobbles like jelly
You're making me fight him and also meeting him secretly?
Try to understand. Don't shout.
I'm telling you my life is at risk.
Fat duck...
-Kids... -You're in cahoots with him.
-What cahoots? -Listen...
-Why did you go to meet him? -Stop shouting!
-Mind the kids! -I had to!
You know what?
Yes, I met him. Do whatever you want!
-Go to the Supreme Court. -Yes, I will!
Silence! Silence!
Mom, how will I write my exam now?
Who told you to fight? Now, write with the other hand.
Sit down so we can talk.
Why are you pacing about?
Badke is a traitor.
Behind my back, he...
Where is the black marker? Where is it?
-Why do you want it? -Just tell me where it is.
-Why do you want it? -To write "traitor" on his door.
-Where is it? -Shishu, listen...
Come here, sit down. Drink water.
Here.
Drink all of it.
But I won't forget this.
I'll certainly avenge this.
Okay.
Badke doesn't like capsicum.
We'll add capsicum to all the curries.
Add it to the porridge too.
But how will I learn it by tomorrow?
The exam is tomorrow.
-Manju... -Yes?
Manju, I wanted to talk to you.
Look what Kush has done.
That's a deep wound.
Kush is just... Kush!
Oh, no.
No problem. Write the exam with your right hand.
The wound is on the left hand.
-But I'm a leftie. -Have some milk, dear.
What's this, Babloo?
You're giving him curdled turmeric milk?
This is from another dairy.
Think about it, Manju.
We should only buy from a shop we trust.
Who knows... the milk might look fine,
but what if it curdles in the stomach?
-Are you taunting me? -Absolutely.
Tell me what's cooking between Badke and Gangaram?
I don't know.
He went to buy mangoes. I don't know how he met Gangaram.
Anyway, he doesn't tell me anything. You know that.
Are you sure?
I swear on my education.
-I don't want to drink this milk. -Why not?
Look, the lines on your palm have been erased.
How will we know if you'll grow up to be a doctor or a compounder?
What nonsense, Babloo!
-I don't want to eat. -Just one spoon.
-No, I don't want. -Wait, where are you going?
Wait a minute!
These kids...
What were you doing?
Well... nothing...
I was checking the clothes. Aren't we leaving tomorrow?
-Yes... -So, deciding what to wear.
I was just checking.
-Are you fine? -Absolutely.
-Okay. -I'm totally fine.
Everything is fine.
-I'll go feed them. -Go on, feed them.
Go on.
To each his own.
Today you're drinking alone?
Yes.
Bring your own booze.
Just the way you're cooking your own plans.
-What plan? -The one where you...
secretly steal our share of the meal to feed yourself.
You're taking me too lightly, Chotke.
-Not at all. -Yes, you're taking me lightly.
Today, Kush hit Dev in the hand.
What if it gets worse tomorrow? Who will be responsible?
Such things are common between kids.
He too was teasing him, calling him a fatso.
He is a fatso! Why get annoyed about it?
Such things are common between kids, right?
He's not as intelligent as my Dev. Dev has taken after me.
After you?
Dev is intelligent because he has taken after his uncle.
And Kush is fat, because of you, his uncle.
Fat duck acting silly Has a big belly that wobbles like jelly!
Hello, Mr. Miser You'll never be any wiser
Fat duck acting silly Has a big belly that wobbles like jelly!
Hello, Mr. Miser You'll never be any wiser
-Fat duck acting silly... -Hello, Mr. Miser...
Shut up!
I brought what you ordered.
The hens laid fresh eggs. I cooked them right away.
Nice.
Had you told me earlier, I'd have served to everyone.
-Why bring it upstairs? -No...
I taught you the other day... Bloody Mary?
-Vodka and tomato juice? -Yes.
Today, we'll have Whiskey Sour.
-Where did you learn this? -What whiskey have you brought?
I told you to buy Jack Daniel's.
The name Jack is very unlucky.
It's the most cursed name.
-It's a big problem. -Yes, when the girl
is asking to be sketched,
he was busy sharpening his pencil, then he drowned...
I know your story.
He received an Oscar.
Tell me something.
Why is it so quiet today?
And where is that Bandicoot?
Don't you know what's going on?
-What's going on? -The ritual was stopped.
-The fire altar... -Yes.
Badke threw water in it.
It was all over. Then the kids got into a fight.
They stabbed each other's hands with sticks.
It was bleeding. The palm lines disappeared.
Doesn't he have an exam tomorrow?
Yes, but I don't know what will happen.
The whole family is very upset, I tell you.
I'll set the mood right with this. Let Munna arrive.
Munna? What will Munna do in a family party?
What? Tell me.
I haven't told you yet.
What?
Like...
You and your...
I have nothing.
-Babloo, we are friends. -I'm vowed to celibacy.
Just like how you have your little arrangement,
similarly, Munna and I...
I mean, I have decided that he's the one I'll marry.
What are you saying?
Yes. Let's raise a toast.
-Yes, we can do that, but-- -I'm not going back to America.
Is that why you've invited him?
Yes.
He'll befriend my brothers, then we'll take things forward.
-Works, right? -This is really good news.
Come, raise your glass.
-No, this stinks of eggs. -It is protein.
-It's very nice. -What will I do with protein?
Taste it. It's very popular.
I just want fats. I don't want this.
-Try it once. -There's Munna.
-Yes, for Munna-- -Munna is standing behind you.
Man, you are...
How did you come in?
Your brothers were arguing. I just sneaked past.
Have a seat. Make yourself at home.
Munna, you'll get thrashed someday.
Sit here.
No, don't sit there, I'm making something. You sit here.
You're looking very handsome.
I'll get distracted.
Actually, Munna, I wanted to talk to you.
Yes, Guddan, I want to talk to you as well.
-You also want to talk to me? -Yes.
But what I want to say is very important.
I have something more important to say.
All right, you go first.
-Hurry up, I'm getting anxious. -Things got messed up, Guddan.
The power of attorney...
Badke has handed it over to Dad.
Whose dad?
You had something to say.
They talk about crores, but can't afford an inverter.
Here, drink water.
What?
Kadambari replied?
Should I?
Let it be.
What could she have written?
Must have written...
Love that's about love
Today more than usual I felt the pinch of it
Love that's about love
I don't know what's happening...