1 00:00:31,083 --> 00:00:33,917 Oh, why did you stop the car? 2 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,500 Do you know whose car this is? 3 00:00:35,625 --> 00:00:38,208 He sees everything. 4 00:00:40,292 --> 00:00:41,833 You wear a watch around your wrist, 5 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,792 but time is his slave. 6 00:00:45,458 --> 00:00:47,417 He's an enigma to you, 7 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:50,667 but you're an open book to him. 8 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:53,917 Bro! 9 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,250 It's his entry. 10 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:30,250 What's the problem, Mr. Choutala? 11 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:32,333 No. 12 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:35,125 -Ahlawat. -No... 13 00:01:35,792 --> 00:01:36,917 Puniya? 14 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:38,708 Tiwari? 15 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:40,625 Devgan? 16 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:42,625 Samji? Kemmu? 17 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:44,792 Nanavati? Daggubati? 18 00:01:44,917 --> 00:01:45,958 Eeshwar? 19 00:01:46,583 --> 00:01:47,750 Grover? 20 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:51,750 Grover it is. 21 00:01:52,292 --> 00:01:54,042 Surprised how I know. 22 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:56,417 It's okay. 23 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:01,500 Still couldn't fulfil your dreams of getting promoted 24 00:02:01,625 --> 00:02:02,875 from constable to inspector? 25 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,292 Constable? 26 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:06,000 I am not even with them. 27 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:07,500 I was out grazing my goats 28 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:09,583 and was curious to know what was going on here. 29 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:10,750 Goats? 30 00:02:15,917 --> 00:02:17,000 Anyway... 31 00:02:17,708 --> 00:02:22,042 I may have missed giving your introduction, 32 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:25,750 but I won't make the same mistake in my case. 33 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:27,292 'Cause you see... 34 00:02:27,417 --> 00:02:28,917 be it clothes or name, 35 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,250 it must be a brand. 36 00:02:31,375 --> 00:02:33,167 Do you know who my father is? 37 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,625 This interesting guy 38 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:41,208 has been bragging about his father's stories since 1995. 39 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:49,250 Good morning, sir! 40 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:51,125 Good morning. Sit down. 41 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:53,125 Sahil Trivedi. 42 00:02:53,417 --> 00:02:54,917 In the mood for some mischief? 43 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,292 Why did you sit down? 44 00:02:57,417 --> 00:02:58,750 Keep standing. 45 00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:00,250 Here's a question for you. 46 00:03:00,375 --> 00:03:01,875 What's the difference between studying for one hour 47 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,542 and not studying for one hour? 48 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:06,250 Absolutely nothing, sir. 49 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:11,500 Recite an essay on "my father." 50 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,375 Speak up. What's wrong? 51 00:03:15,833 --> 00:03:19,750 I prepared an essay on my true friend. 52 00:03:20,292 --> 00:03:22,583 I have an idea. Just say what you prepared 53 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:24,417 and swap "friend" with "father." 54 00:03:26,042 --> 00:03:27,292 Sahil. 55 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:28,875 What's wrong? Begin. 56 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Quickly. 57 00:03:30,583 --> 00:03:32,167 My fri... 58 00:03:32,292 --> 00:03:33,708 My father. 59 00:03:34,125 --> 00:03:36,667 I have many fathers. 60 00:03:38,125 --> 00:03:39,125 What are you saying? 61 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:40,750 Thanks to my mother, 62 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:42,792 I can easily make new fathers. 63 00:03:42,917 --> 00:03:43,958 Are you out of your mind? 64 00:03:44,042 --> 00:03:48,167 I have a father in every other home in my neighbourhood. 65 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:50,875 My mother says 66 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,542 fathers can be of all ages. 67 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:58,583 And so, the neighbourhood guard, 68 00:03:58,708 --> 00:04:01,042 milkman, garbage collector 69 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:03,458 and newspaper guy are all my fathers. 70 00:04:14,167 --> 00:04:15,667 Poor guy didn't know 71 00:04:15,792 --> 00:04:17,333 that this essay 72 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,875 will someday become his reality. 73 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,500 Generally, one father can have several children. 74 00:04:23,625 --> 00:04:25,458 But he was the first child in history 75 00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:27,625 who was going to have several fathers. 76 00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:29,375 And this bitter truth 77 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,417 will come as nothing short of a shock for him. 78 00:04:31,542 --> 00:04:32,708 Do you know why? 79 00:04:32,833 --> 00:04:36,167 Because his favourite dialogue has always been... 80 00:04:36,292 --> 00:04:37,542 See for yourself. 81 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,083 Listen, principal sir. 82 00:04:40,208 --> 00:04:41,833 Don't you know who my father is? 83 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:47,333 MP Brij Kishore Trivedi. 84 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:51,333 Keep that in mind. 85 00:04:58,125 --> 00:04:59,875 See you, poor people. 86 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:11,000 ♪ Who is my pop? ♪ 87 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:13,250 ♪ Who is my daddy? ♪ 88 00:05:20,542 --> 00:05:22,625 ♪ Who is my pop? ♪ 89 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:24,875 ♪ Who is my daddy? ♪ 90 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,125 ♪ Who is my pop? ♪ 91 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:29,333 ♪ Who is my daddy? ♪ 92 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:31,542 ♪ Who is my pop? ♪ 93 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:34,583 ♪ Who is my daddy? ♪ 94 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,542 Tittu, did you complete the homework I gave you yesterday? 95 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:43,000 Yes. 96 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,917 Okay, Tittu. Recite ABC. 97 00:05:46,042 --> 00:05:48,958 -"ABC." -What else? 98 00:05:49,042 --> 00:05:51,042 Well... it's all good. How about you? 99 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:57,500 Rani ma'am, how's my grandson in academics? 100 00:05:58,417 --> 00:05:59,708 Sorry to say, sir. 101 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:01,917 He's a complete zero in academics. 102 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,208 To put it simply, 103 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:06,292 Aryabhata found zero for him. 104 00:06:07,792 --> 00:06:09,417 I am very funny. 105 00:06:11,167 --> 00:06:13,792 Listen, I just got a call. 106 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,542 Rani's mother just passed away. 107 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,500 -What? -Yes. 108 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:18,958 My mother! 109 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,542 Too good. Just too good. 110 00:06:25,417 --> 00:06:28,000 That's a relief to my soul. 111 00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:29,375 What behaviour is this? 112 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,583 -Is he out of his mind? -Calm down, teacher, calm down. 113 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:32,875 You are new around here. You don't know. 114 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,250 Let me explain. 115 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:37,208 He got hit on the head in an accident. 116 00:06:37,542 --> 00:06:41,125 Since then, Father reacts 10 seconds late. 117 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:42,667 You just cracked that joke 118 00:06:42,792 --> 00:06:43,792 -about Aryabhata. -Yes. 119 00:06:43,917 --> 00:06:45,917 -This was his reaction to that. -I see. 120 00:06:46,417 --> 00:06:47,375 And now? 121 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:49,667 -Now he's-- -Sorry, madam. 122 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:51,000 There's been a slight misunderstanding. 123 00:06:51,083 --> 00:06:53,917 It's the maid's mother who passed away. 124 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,250 Why, you... 125 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,500 -Thank God. -I got so scared, you know. 126 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:03,250 Ms. Rani... 127 00:07:03,417 --> 00:07:05,583 it's so terrible. 128 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,583 I was devastated to hear the news. 129 00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:09,042 You must be brave. 130 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:13,000 -Everyone has to die one day. -Yes. 131 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:15,083 It's a very odd condition. 132 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:16,833 Imagine if he dies, 133 00:07:17,042 --> 00:07:19,875 will he realise 10 seconds later that he's dead? 134 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:22,833 Father. 135 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:27,708 There was another teacher who used to tutor Tittu. 136 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:28,833 Where is she? 137 00:07:33,792 --> 00:07:35,500 Sahil is mine. 138 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,375 I hate kids. 139 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,875 But I love Sahil. 140 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:45,542 Lost my job, lost my girl, 141 00:07:45,667 --> 00:07:48,625 but I cannot let go of this edge. 142 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:52,000 I cannot. I cannot. 143 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:53,542 I cannot! 144 00:07:53,792 --> 00:07:55,250 What do you mean you cannot? 145 00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:56,958 You can. 146 00:07:57,042 --> 00:07:58,292 Understand? 147 00:07:58,417 --> 00:07:59,958 Why are you so negative? 148 00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:02,792 -What is your name? -Naushad. 149 00:08:03,042 --> 00:08:05,000 First things first, we have got to change your name. 150 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:06,750 Your name will be Yes-shad. 151 00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:08,583 Say it. 152 00:08:08,917 --> 00:08:10,333 -Yes-shad. -Good. 153 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:13,083 So, Yes-shad, do you want to die? 154 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:14,667 Yes. 155 00:08:14,792 --> 00:08:17,500 Then no power in the world can stop you from dying, my friend. 156 00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:19,542 Anyway, life is short, 157 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,167 and you are living in overtime. 158 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,375 Come on. Close your eyes 159 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,250 and jump without a care in the world. 160 00:08:24,417 --> 00:08:25,917 Take a deep breath and jump. 161 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,375 Jump. You can do it. 162 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,000 See, it's also written on that board. "Yes." 163 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:31,458 That's a sign. Come on, do it. 164 00:08:31,583 --> 00:08:34,167 Yes. Yes. Jump. Jump. 165 00:08:34,292 --> 00:08:35,583 Come on, Yes-shad, you can do it. 166 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:38,208 Jump, jump, yes, jump. 167 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:40,000 Jump, jump, yes... 168 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:42,250 Stop! 169 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:44,958 What are you doing, Pihu? Are you out of your mind? 170 00:08:45,208 --> 00:08:46,250 Giving him some motivation. 171 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:49,542 You are supposed to motivate them to live, not die. 172 00:08:50,042 --> 00:08:51,000 Sorry, sorry. 173 00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:53,583 You know I get carried away with my motivational speeches. 174 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:54,917 -Sorry. -Okay. 175 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,042 What sorry? 176 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:57,583 It's a good thing I arrived in the nick of time. 177 00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:58,792 Come on. 178 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:00,375 Why do you feel so light? 179 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:07,167 Did anyone lose a shoe? 180 00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:12,167 Hurry up. I am stressed. 181 00:09:12,292 --> 00:09:15,042 Sharma, are my fritters ready? 182 00:09:15,208 --> 00:09:17,375 Yes. They are ready. Do you need a bag? 183 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:20,625 No, I have a pen drive. Make a folder, 184 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:21,958 and copy your fritters on it. 185 00:09:22,042 --> 00:09:23,625 Of course, I need a bag, and hurry up. 186 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,167 -Yes, of course. -They taste amazing. 187 00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:27,333 Here. 188 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:29,208 Hold this. 189 00:09:30,042 --> 00:09:31,417 Thank you. Let's go. 190 00:09:31,542 --> 00:09:33,083 -My money? -There you go. 191 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:36,792 -A shoe? -Pihu, I have a confession to make. 192 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:38,750 -Go ahead. -You know, 193 00:09:39,417 --> 00:09:40,875 every time I see you, 194 00:09:41,292 --> 00:09:43,333 I fall deeper in love with you. 195 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,417 Aww... 196 00:09:45,958 --> 00:09:47,667 But I have a question. 197 00:09:47,792 --> 00:09:50,000 Why do they say "falling in love"? 198 00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:54,042 Because "arising in love" would sound odd. 199 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:56,792 You have a point. 200 00:09:57,542 --> 00:09:59,292 So, what was so important? 201 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:01,000 Yeah... 202 00:10:01,292 --> 00:10:03,208 Listen, Popsi was talking to Grandpa yesterday 203 00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:04,792 about my marriage. 204 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:07,125 If you don't act fast, 205 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,000 someone else will swoop me away. 206 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:10,625 I can't act now, Pihu. 207 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:11,792 Elections are around the corner. 208 00:10:11,917 --> 00:10:14,000 I'll be busy with Pops, you know. 209 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:16,208 Say "yes," Sahil. 210 00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:18,500 You know I hate the word "no." 211 00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:20,708 Okay, calm down. Hold my arm, 212 00:10:21,042 --> 00:10:22,375 and talk to your popsi. 213 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,750 And tell your father that his future son-in-law is a very positive guy. 214 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,167 Sahil may have managed to convince Pihu. 215 00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:29,875 But the gravity of the situation will set in 216 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,792 when you meet Pihu's father. 217 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:37,208 According to him, 218 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,042 even if a person has a name, 219 00:10:39,167 --> 00:10:42,167 he's known by his father's. 220 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:57,917 Welcome, Malik Ashraf Siddique. 221 00:10:58,792 --> 00:10:59,750 Sit. 222 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:04,208 A man must always use his father's name 223 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:08,750 because the father plays an important role in a man's wife. 224 00:11:09,042 --> 00:11:11,125 Sir, you're mixing up words again. 225 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,750 You mean father plays an important role in a man's "life." 226 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:15,458 It's "life" not "wife." 227 00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:17,667 But we use life to slit throats. 228 00:11:17,792 --> 00:11:19,500 That's "knife," sir. 229 00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:23,042 "Knife" is when boys and girls bump hands. 230 00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:24,875 That's "high-five," sir. 231 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:28,250 Don't high-five entertain in brothels? 232 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:29,583 What are you saying, sir? 233 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:31,000 That's "concubine," sir. 234 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,875 But I married a concubine. 235 00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:36,750 She... was your "wife." 236 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,917 -My bad. -Yes. 237 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,000 My bad, my bad, my bad. 238 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:47,958 Anyway, what can we do for you? 239 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,625 There's a bone stuck in my throat. 240 00:11:51,792 --> 00:11:53,125 This is Brij. 241 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,333 Which bridge? Howrah? 242 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,000 Give his proper introduction. 243 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:00,875 Brij Kishore Trivedi. 244 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,167 He is a politician. 245 00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:05,250 And my arch-enemy. 246 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:08,167 So, Malik, you wanted to talk? 247 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:12,292 Aadmi sniffed out what you were up to. 248 00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:14,083 Who? 249 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,458 His name is Aadmi. (aadmi = man) 250 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:21,750 You are paying money to my men 251 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,542 and luring them over to your side. 252 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:26,792 I don't play games like you. 253 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,917 I blow my competition away! 254 00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:30,208 Hey! 255 00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:35,458 How dare you? 256 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:39,292 How dare you intimidate my father? 257 00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:49,083 Those who raise their voice in front of my father will... 258 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:53,250 So, I came to hire you to kill Brij Kishore. 259 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,542 (chanting in Sanskrit) 260 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:11,125 God bless you. 261 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,708 -The car has been blessed. -Thank you very much. 262 00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:19,500 Mr. Chaupala. 263 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,708 Greetings, Mr. Chaupala. 264 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,708 God bless you, pandit. 265 00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:35,708 Bro, what's wrong with uncle? 266 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,000 Him. 267 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:40,000 He was a dreaded don of his time. 268 00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:43,667 One day he went to the toilet with his gun. 269 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,333 After he finished his business, 270 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:49,917 when he went to clean up, 271 00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:51,500 instead of the jet spray, he... 272 00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:59,333 4G, let's go. 273 00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:00,667 Okay. 274 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,542 Come on. 275 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:20,542 I couldn't control my laughter anymore. 276 00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:22,000 Did you see him? 277 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,042 Seemed like someone asked him to smile for a picture. 278 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:27,083 The photographer left and he froze in this expression. 279 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:32,292 I was confused between father and son. 280 00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:34,542 And uncle seemed like someone screamed "statue!" 281 00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:35,750 And the father... 282 00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:39,333 Sir, sir... 283 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,583 Let go of my hand. 284 00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:42,125 Let it go, sir. It's wrong. 285 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,292 Let it be. 286 00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,125 We're outside the temple. It's a sin here. Please. 287 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,583 -Yes. -Fine. 288 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:48,708 It's okay. 289 00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:51,333 Find out who those scoundrels are. 290 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,917 We'll deal with them later. 291 00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:57,500 No, no, he always mixes up his words. 292 00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,708 He means we'll distribute the meals later. 293 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,667 Popsi, I already know a boy. 294 00:15:03,042 --> 00:15:05,000 What is his father's name? 295 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:06,375 Yeah... 296 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,083 Brij Kishore Trivedi. 297 00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,500 -Him? -Yes. 298 00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:12,042 Do you know him? 299 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:14,500 I love you, my child! 300 00:15:15,042 --> 00:15:16,625 You know what, 301 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,792 go meet up with the boy. 302 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:21,042 Sing songs, go on dates, do whatever you like. 303 00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:22,375 -Go on. -Love you, Popsi. 304 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,083 Go on. 305 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:27,542 Look at this. We are screwed. 306 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:31,000 Is Brij Kishore's killer on his way? 307 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:32,708 He's already on his way. 308 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,917 Bro, his car is approaching. 309 00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:37,458 We'll run him off the road. 310 00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,208 Thank you, sir, for dropping me off. 311 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,625 Forget it. Keep going. 312 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,417 Pick up. 313 00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:07,208 Hello? Pick up, you fool! 314 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,958 -Pick up. Pick up. -What's wrong? 315 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,083 He isn't picking up, sir. 316 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:19,000 If he doesn't pick up, I will kill you. 317 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,250 Grandpa, you're not ticklish at all. 318 00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:46,083 Stop, stop! 319 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,208 Stop, stop... 320 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,792 What happened, sir? 321 00:16:56,042 --> 00:16:57,792 Not you, I was talking to him. He's tickling me. 322 00:16:57,958 --> 00:17:01,208 -You fool! He's safe. -Why, you... 323 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,125 He's safe, sir. He's safe. 324 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,542 We are safe too. 325 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,833 Hello, Sahil. 326 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:15,958 Pops. 327 00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:19,375 I'm planning another celebration before celebrating your victory. 328 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:22,792 You know girls are crazy about me. 329 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,042 I am thinking about making one of them lucky. 330 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,167 Her name is Pihu. 331 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,208 We have to go meet her parents. 332 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,708 Great. That's a good thing. 333 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,042 If you like her, then let's go meet her tomorrow. 334 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,083 I am Kanta, sister of Shantaram. 335 00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:46,083 He slipped and fell into a well. 336 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,417 And I realised that I am the perfect candidate 337 00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,708 to deep clean, sweep and swab this luxurious property. 338 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:54,042 Mister, I need this job. 339 00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:56,750 I have little children. 340 00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,333 Can I? 341 00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:02,167 Sahil will join us after he's parked the car. 342 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:04,083 You have a splendid house. 343 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,292 Mr. KBC... 344 00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:12,917 Hello? 345 00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:18,458 I think he doesn't like us. 346 00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:19,708 That's a good thing. End of this relationship. 347 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,792 Yes, let's go. 348 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,625 Very glad to meet you. 349 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,833 Very glad. 350 00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:28,792 Sahil was absolutely right about Pihu. 351 00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,708 You have a very beautiful daughter. 352 00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,625 Not like you. 353 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,333 Don't be confused. 354 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:39,875 She will look exactly like me with a moustache. 355 00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,375 Look, Sahil is here. 356 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,667 Hello. Hello. 357 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,167 Uncle... 358 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,667 we met at the temple. 359 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,458 Seemed like someone asked him to smile for a picture. 360 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:07,167 The photographer left and he froze in this expression. 361 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,667 Smile, please. 362 00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:14,083 That's what you said about my father. 363 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:20,667 -Is he your boyfriend? -Yes. 364 00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:23,250 Okay, guys. This relationship is cancelled. 365 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:24,917 -What? -Yes, cancelled. 366 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,417 "Will look exactly like you with a moustache." 367 00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:33,833 -I just love that. -Hold on a minute, man. 368 00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:36,292 Popsi, what's wrong with Sahil? 369 00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:39,792 -What has he done? -Ask him what he has done. 370 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,292 He was making fun of my father. 371 00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:43,792 Weren't you? 372 00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:47,292 Look, uncle. I know I made a mistake. 373 00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:52,042 I beg you and your father for forgiveness. 374 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,167 Really? 375 00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:57,208 Well, I will forgive you. 376 00:19:58,042 --> 00:19:59,500 But here's an idea. 377 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,542 Apologise to my father. 378 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,458 If he forgives you, 379 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,292 then your wedding is fixed. 380 00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:06,542 Of course. 381 00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:16,833 But how will I know if he's forgiven me? 382 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:19,000 Popsi, this is not fair. 383 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,958 How is it not fair? 384 00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:22,542 He said it himself 385 00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:24,083 that he will apologise to my father. 386 00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:25,750 So, let him apologise. 387 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,000 If my father forgives him, 388 00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,958 you two can get married. Come on. 389 00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:31,083 -Go on. Go on. -I will. I will. 390 00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:00,250 Mr. Chaupala... Grandpa. 391 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,500 I know I made a huge mistake. 392 00:21:04,292 --> 00:21:06,125 I unknowingly made fun of you. 393 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:09,833 But please find the heart to forgive me 394 00:21:10,292 --> 00:21:12,250 so that I can marry Pihu. 395 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,792 Give us a sign so they know you forgave me. 396 00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:17,583 Anything. 397 00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:19,042 Even a small one... 398 00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,083 Anything at all, Grandpa. 399 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,708 Got it! I got it! 400 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,875 I got a sign from him. 401 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000 I got it. 402 00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:48,125 That gust of wind has brought good news. 403 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,500 Grandpa has forgiven me. 404 00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,167 Grandpa has forgiven me. 405 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:54,083 -How do you know? -How do you think I know? 406 00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,333 The whole of Delhi knows by now. 407 00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,875 Grandpa had radish for breakfast, didn't he? 408 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,458 Even a COVID patient could have smelled that. 409 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:00,708 -You don't believe me? -No. 410 00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:02,917 -Come, smell it yourself. -No, no, I agree! I agree! 411 00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:04,667 How can you agree? 412 00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:06,167 This is cheating. 413 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,042 This is cheating. It's cheating. No, no! 414 00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:10,792 Look, you are wise. 415 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:13,542 Focus on the mango and not the seed. 416 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:16,250 I mean, focus on the father, not the son. 417 00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,708 For this father's sake, 418 00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:22,042 please say yes. 419 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:26,167 Okay. 420 00:22:26,292 --> 00:22:27,583 Congratulations. 421 00:22:27,708 --> 00:22:29,208 Congratulations. 422 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,083 Let's prepare for the engagement. 423 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,542 Congratulations. 424 00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:55,292 God bless you. 425 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,042 Music! 426 00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:20,042 ♪ Can't stop dancing When the beat kicks in ♪ 427 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:24,500 ♪ Can't stop dancing When the beat kicks in ♪ 428 00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:28,625 ♪ With your moves... ♪ 429 00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:33,042 ♪ Rock the floor with your moves ♪ 430 00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:36,417 ♪ Rock the floor with your moves ♪ 431 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:39,667 ♪ Rock the floor with your moves ♪ 432 00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:43,625 ♪ Rock the floor with your moves ♪ 433 00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:47,875 ♪ Let's get drunk ♪ 434 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,208 ♪ And celebrate This beautiful friendship ♪ 435 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:54,417 ♪ Let's get drunk ♪ 436 00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:57,833 ♪ And celebrate This beautiful friendship ♪ 437 00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:00,958 ♪ Let's dance the night away today ♪ 438 00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:04,250 ♪ With your moves... ♪ 439 00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:07,833 ♪ Rock the floor with your moves ♪ 440 00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:10,833 ♪ Rock the floor with your moves ♪ 441 00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:13,000 ♪ Rock the floor with your moves ♪ 442 00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:14,958 Hey, wait a minute. 443 00:24:15,042 --> 00:24:16,542 Pop... Pop! 444 00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:17,708 Stop the music! 445 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,000 Stop the music! 446 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:20,958 Pops! Call someone! 447 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,708 Waiter! 448 00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:23,917 Not the waiter, you fool. 449 00:24:24,042 --> 00:24:25,208 Call an ambulance. 450 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,333 Ambulance! 451 00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:28,833 Pops, hold on. 452 00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:31,292 The ambulance has arrived. 453 00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:33,250 Are you guys high? 454 00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:35,083 Over here. 455 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:37,083 What do you think you're doing? 456 00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:40,042 Lay a finger on my father and you will regret it! 457 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:41,375 Take him away. 458 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:43,708 Quickly. 459 00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:46,417 Everything will be all right. 460 00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:52,208 Doctor. 461 00:24:52,583 --> 00:24:54,625 You are too late. I am sorry. 462 00:24:55,917 --> 00:24:57,292 No, no, this is not possible. 463 00:24:57,417 --> 00:24:58,542 Pops cannot leave us. 464 00:24:58,667 --> 00:25:01,042 Oh, no! Your father is absolutely fine. 465 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:02,792 We were giving a 70% discount until yesterday 466 00:25:02,958 --> 00:25:05,542 to our prime members for a heart attack. 467 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:08,042 You would have benefitted 468 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:09,583 if he had had a heart attack yesterday. 469 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:10,958 So, you are late. 470 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:13,125 You missed it, bro. 471 00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:16,667 -Why, you bloody-- -No, no, brother! 472 00:25:16,792 --> 00:25:18,125 Let's go see Pops. 473 00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:20,542 Why, you... 474 00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:23,000 Sorry, Papa. 475 00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:25,250 We mistook your heart attack for dance. 476 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:27,250 It's okay. 477 00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:29,292 Now, listen to me. 478 00:25:29,417 --> 00:25:31,125 You have to complete 479 00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:33,833 all the pre-wedding rituals and ceremonies. 480 00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:39,250 -Hello, Brij Kishore. -Hello, sir. 481 00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:41,000 Hello, Sahil. 482 00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:43,125 Hello, Balwan. 483 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,667 Sahil, I just spoke with the doctor. 484 00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:51,000 The senior leaders of the party have decided 485 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,333 to give Brij Kishore some rest. 486 00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:56,208 So, one of you must be the candidate 487 00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:58,542 in the upcoming elections. 488 00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:03,250 The party has taken the right decision. 489 00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:06,500 My son will be a candidate in the elections. 490 00:26:07,042 --> 00:26:11,208 And I request the party 491 00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:13,042 to let my son... 492 00:26:33,667 --> 00:26:35,083 Sahil take my place in the elections. 493 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,583 Me? 494 00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:42,333 -Sahil. -Thank you, Pops. 495 00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,458 What bullshit is this? 496 00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:46,250 Brother, what are you saying? 497 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,458 It's Pops. Show some respect. 498 00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:49,750 Respect. 499 00:26:50,417 --> 00:26:51,833 Respect. Right. 500 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000 You are right. 501 00:26:53,083 --> 00:26:54,500 -I'll show him respect. -Yes. 502 00:26:54,625 --> 00:26:55,833 Please shut up! 503 00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:58,583 -Please shut up! -Balwan-- 504 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,667 Since childhood... 505 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,625 you have given all my things to him, but did I object? 506 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,083 But now... 507 00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:16,042 -Move. Move. -Yes. This. 508 00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:19,667 He has always pushed me aside. 509 00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:21,417 Sidelined me. 510 00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:25,250 You gave him my share of clothes, toys and love. 511 00:27:25,375 --> 00:27:27,375 But did I object? No. 512 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,833 But now... 513 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:33,083 Look down. Look down. 514 00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:35,833 I have always been looked down upon all my life. 515 00:27:36,125 --> 00:27:39,375 I never looked you in the eye, but now... 516 00:27:41,083 --> 00:27:42,458 Lift your leg. 517 00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:44,208 -Lift your leg! -I won't. I won't. 518 00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:48,167 I fed you these apples, pears, 519 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,750 and took care of you. 520 00:27:49,917 --> 00:27:51,208 But now... 521 00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:54,833 Balwan, what is this? 522 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,500 Have you lost your mind? 523 00:27:56,625 --> 00:27:57,917 Let me explain to you, son. 524 00:27:58,042 --> 00:27:59,292 Let me explain. 525 00:27:59,542 --> 00:28:00,750 The election ticket should be offered 526 00:28:00,917 --> 00:28:02,958 to his real son, right? 527 00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:05,500 -Balwan! -I am going to say it, Father. 528 00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:07,458 Listen to me carefully. 529 00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:09,375 You were lied to, boy. 530 00:28:09,792 --> 00:28:12,083 You have been lied to all your life. 531 00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:17,708 The truth is you are... not his son! 532 00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:20,542 Not his son! 533 00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:21,958 Not his son! 534 00:28:22,042 --> 00:28:23,792 Not his son! 535 00:28:49,792 --> 00:28:51,792 Do you know who my pop is? 536 00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:57,000 Do you know who my pop is? 537 00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:00,667 Do you know who my pop is? 538 00:29:09,542 --> 00:29:11,708 It's terrible what happened to you. 539 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:17,250 Well, I am going to make you mix up words today. 540 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,083 Say "pencil." 541 00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:22,250 Pencil. 542 00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:24,125 This wedding is cancelled. 543 00:29:25,042 --> 00:29:26,833 Popsi, why are you doing this? 544 00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:28,833 I am doing the right thing. 545 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,167 A man is known by his father's seed, 546 00:29:31,292 --> 00:29:33,917 not his deeds. 547 00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:36,417 A surname is important. 548 00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:37,833 This is not done, uncle. 549 00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:39,583 Tell him, Pihu. What's in a name? 550 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:41,292 My childhood friend is named Khushi, 551 00:29:41,417 --> 00:29:43,042 but I have never seen her happy. 552 00:29:43,125 --> 00:29:44,125 The other is Pratham, 553 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,542 who has never come first in anything in life. 554 00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:47,792 The third one is Aakash, 555 00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:49,542 but he lives on the ground floor. 556 00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:53,000 And not just them. That opposition leader, Malik, 557 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,417 his dog's name means "man." 558 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:56,750 Listen to me. 559 00:29:57,042 --> 00:30:00,500 I fixed my daughter's wedding with you, 560 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:05,000 because you were Brij Kishore Bhawani Trivedi's son. 561 00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:07,292 You are no more "Bhawani Trivedi." 562 00:30:07,417 --> 00:30:10,042 So you're not even worth a penny now. 563 00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:12,708 Popsi, but we love each other. 564 00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:14,708 Listen to me, girl! 565 00:30:14,833 --> 00:30:17,250 Remember to keep your hands away. 566 00:30:17,875 --> 00:30:19,875 And listen. 567 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:23,250 If you want to marry my daughter, 568 00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:27,625 then go find who that cad is. 569 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:29,000 You mean "dad." 570 00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:31,583 -That's when you smack someone. -That's "slap." 571 00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:34,042 -That's what singers do. -That's "sing." 572 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:36,250 -It's what tailors do. -That's "sew." 573 00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:39,875 That's a mother's husband. 574 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,500 That's "dad!" 575 00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:43,375 Okay, my bad. 576 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,542 Listen, boy. 577 00:30:45,833 --> 00:30:49,417 If you want to marry my daughter, 578 00:30:49,542 --> 00:30:52,833 go find out... 579 00:30:52,958 --> 00:30:56,833 who your dad is. 580 00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:10,458 Yes!