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Chaddha sir, towel.
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What are you doing, T. P.?
There's one inside.
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Sir, I wanted to discuss
about the decision on downsizing.
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T.P., didn't I tell you
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that there has been no decision
taken for the sales staff?
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Yes, sir.
But I will get an immunity, right?
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After all,
I'm assistant branch manager.
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Assistant to the branch manager.
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Sir, swear on your mother
and tell me..
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is my job in danger?
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Maybe.
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The head office has ordered
to reduce the staff.
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It's not like I enjoy
firing people from their jobs.
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For three years,
I have had the same housemaid
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who steals milk from my house.
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She emptied my wallet yesterday.
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She didn't even spare me some money
to buy petrol.
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I had to take an autorickshaw.
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But I won't fire her from the job.
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No. Jagdeep Chaddha is
not that kind of a boss.
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Yes.
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A game is being played here.
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All the secrets about downsizing
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are being discussed in the pantry
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over a cup of tea.
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And I have no idea
about these conspiracies
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because I get tea infused
with carom seeds from home.
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But we Mishras don't give up
so easily.
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Wow!
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What nonsense is this?
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I thought even we will discuss
things over a nice cuppa tea
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just like Modi ji.
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Go on. Have some. It's free tea.
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Now, tell me.
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What's the hot news
from the head office?
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The announcement about downsizing
is affecting employee morale.
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People are tense.
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That is why I, Jagdeep Chaddha,
came up with a strategy.
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We will celebrate
someone's birthday today
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to cheer the staff up.
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Pammi, announce it.
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Whose birthday should we celebrate?
Okay?
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Tell me the name, Pammi.
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Sir, it's no one's birthday today.
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What about next week or later?
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Next is Sarla ji's birthday.
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In that case, Sarla ji's birthday
will be celebrated grandly.
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But, sir, it falls after
a month and a half.
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So what?
‐ Will you still celebrate it?
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Pammi, is the date more important
than the staff's morale?
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Think about it.
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Try to smile sometimes
for a change, Pammi.
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Why do you always look so lifeless?
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Like a ghost.
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'Don't go to that mansion.'
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'It is haunted by a
living corpse of a secretary.'
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Card.
‐ Done.
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What colour should we use
for the decoration?
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There is yellow, maroon.
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There is green.
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Blue.. there is blue.
‐ What about pink?
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Is Sarla ji promiscuous
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that we have to use such
a provocative colour for her?
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We had a lot of discussion
over green and blue.
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I suggested we'll decide
by flipping a coin
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but Anjali said
she doesn't gamble.
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I wanted to ask Anjali
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if we could choose the pink colour
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that appears on the cheek
after she gets slapped.
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Okay. Let's choose blue.
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No. Let's choose pink.
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Don't blame me later.
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You wanna wear party hats?
Get hold of these kitty‐cats!
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Anjali‐na Jolie.
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What are we getting for snacks?
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I was thinking about
edible gum resin sweet.
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No. It's so boring.
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We will get a cake
from Royal Sweets.
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But that has eggs.
‐ So what?
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Sarla ji is vegetarian.
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Everything can't be about Sarla ji!
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But the party is for Sarla ji..
‐ Red velvet. Three kilos.
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Red velvet. Do it, Pammi. Do it.
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The situation in the country
is changing.
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It's the dawn of a new era.
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In such a situation,
if we form an alliance
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our unity will be very powerful.
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You have heard
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that a downsizing
is on the cards, right?
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So, tell me.
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Are you ready
to form an alliance with me?
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Have I been bitten
by a rabid dog
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to refuse you?
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There are only a few
happy moments in life.
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I mean, everything that T. P. does
makes me furious.
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There is a score
that needs settling.
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But I couldn't come up
with an idea
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that wouldn't land me in jail.
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And then..
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T.P. gift‐wrapped his ass
and came to me.
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One more thing.
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No one should learn
about this alliance.
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What does he mean by 'alliance'?
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An agreement to save
each other's jobs.
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What are you guys going to do?
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First of all, we are going to
choose a symbol for our party
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and then have rallies
in the pantry.
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We will demolish
the accounting department
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and build a temple there.
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And..
‐ Amit. Amit.
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I want to talk to you
about something important.
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About paper. It's urgent.
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What happened?
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How dare you?
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You told Pammi about our alliance!
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T.P., try to understand.
I am playing a bigger game.
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Who knows everything
about everyone in this office?
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It's the receptionist.
‐ Correct.
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That is why I am using Pammi
to get all the information
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about who goes in
and out of this place
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and all the gossip happening
in the office. Got it?
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Go on, Amit. Carry on. Good.
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I am going to talk a lot to Pammi.
Do not disturb.
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Good.
‐ Okay?
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Good. Good.
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This is Sarla ji's birthday card.
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Everyone has written
their messages in it.
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It's okay. I mean..
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They're funny.
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But my message must make
an impression as I am the boss.
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After reading that,
all the employees who are sad
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should cheer up.
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Suppose I write something
like this..
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'Happy birthday, Sarla ji.'
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'We respect you a lot.'
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'Your dearest, Jagdeep.'
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One would commit suicide
after reading that message.
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Do you see how big a responsibility
I have to shoulder?
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Do you see that?
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What do you think
they are talking about?
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Only one way to find out.
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Got it.
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You won't believe what I heard.
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What did you hear?
I am ready to believe everything.
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They are very angry.
‐ I thought so.
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So, what did your wife
pack for lunch?
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Paneer korma.
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Looks quite tasty.
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I have no complaints.
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Madhukar and Rinchin
want to get Anjali fired.
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That's good. It'll benefit us.
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T.P., use your brains.
See the bigger game!
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If Madhukar from
the HR department
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and Rinchin from
the accounting department
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are talking to each other,
what does that mean?
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Bloody buggers!
They have also formed an alliance!
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Correct.
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Does she add onion to the korma?
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Yes.
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And I am the one who chops it.
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Bloody demons!
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How dare they form an alliance
against us?
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T.P., listen to me carefully.
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We need to assume
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that everyone in this office
is forming alliances against us.
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But why against us?
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Because we are better
than these pests, T. P.
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They fear us.
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Sarla ji to Santa Singh.
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'Every night in my dream,
monkeys play football.'
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Santa Singh.
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'Take sleeping pills
starting tonight.'
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Sarla ji.
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'I will start from tomorrow.'
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'Tonight is the final match.'
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Doesn't make the cut?
Even I thought so.
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It is best between Santa Singh
and Banta Singh.
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Why ruin the joke by dragging
Sarla ji into it?
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I need to think of something else.
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May I come in, sir?
‐ Come in, Rinchin.
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Chu.. Rinchinchu.
Hello, mister. How do you do?
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I am the master of punchlines.
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Sir, there is an orphanage
in my area.
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I am collecting money
for the kids residing there.
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Okay, donation. Give it to me.
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This office is full of misers.
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Rs. 20, Rs. 50..
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I'll donate Rs. 2,000, Rinchin.
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Yes. Write it down, Rinchin.
‐ Thank you, sir.
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With your donation, little Deepak
will be able to go to school.
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He will pray for you.
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You know what I always say.
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Kids are the ones who grow up
to become adults in the future.
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And I am quite interested
in little kids.
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Amit.
‐ Yes, Pammi.
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Can you spare two minutes for me?
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Yes, tell me. What happened?
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It is a serious matter.
Something big is going to happen.
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Jagdeep is having crazy thoughts
about various people.
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What are you saying?
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I can't talk about it here.
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Come with me.
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Amit, you won't betray me,
will you?
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I hope you won't tell anyone.
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Never.
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Let's go.
‐ Yes.
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Very good, my tiger.
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This entire scene is
Pammi's idea.
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Amazing, right?
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I mean.. this girl is so amazing.
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She is just..
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She is great.
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Sar‐la.
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Get your papa.
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So that I can thank him.
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No! I need to do something else.
Come in.
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Yes, sir?
‐ Yes, T. P.
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What do you know about Sarla ji?
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Great decision, sir.
Great decision.
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No one will miss her
if you fire her.
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What? No. Her job is safe, T. P.
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Give me some dirt on her.
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Name, Sarla Bansal.
Husband, Vinod Bansal.
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He owns a company called
Tent and Events.
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She works in sales at Wilkins Chawla..
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I know that, T.P.
Give me some gossip.
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They had eloped, sir.
‐ Is it?
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Was Sarla's father against it?
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No, sir.
Vinod's wife was against it.
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Later they breached
their marital union.
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What?
‐ Divorce.
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T.P., I'm trying for a punchline.
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What joke will I crack
on a divorce?
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Go and do your work.
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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, sir.
‐ Go, go, go.
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This is comedy, not a joke.
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In half an hour,
there is going to be
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an important meeting
in the warehouse.
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We need to be there.
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Yes, but we need a place to hide.
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I have an idea. Come.
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This is my idea.
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I'll hide in this box
so that I can listen
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to everyone's conversation
in the warehouse.
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Wow! Too good, T. P. Too good.
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As a kid, I used to play
hide and seek.
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We would start playing
in the morning.
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And when I used to hide
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no one could find me
till the evening.
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I would hide and laugh at them
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thinking that they are all fools.
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Sir, Sarla ji is coming.
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I'm done.
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Sapan, this time I'm going to get
a standing ovation.
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I have come up
with a great punchline.
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Come on. Everybody.
Saleem bhai, come.
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Sarla ji is coming.
Rinchin, come.
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Will you be able to breathe?
259
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Don't worry about that.
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Just tape the box.
Hail the alliance.
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00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,560
Surprise!
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Oh! Surprise!
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No, Sarla ji.
This surprise is for you.
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Sarla ji, this is your surprise
birthday party. ‐ Yes.
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One, two..
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"Happy birthday to you"
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"Happy birthday to you"
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"Elephant farts on you poo poo"
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Amit is a nice guy.
270
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:54,160
He will learn something about life
if he works under my guidance.
271
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,840
Right now, I am toying with him.
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I am testing him.
273
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,600
I am a hunter.
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00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:06,680
And very soon,
Amit will fall in my trap.
275
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:15,560
You were stunned, Sarla ji.
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Yes. It was a surprise after all.
‐ Surprise?
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You were shocked.
278
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,320
Perhaps you were wondering
if we had gone mad.
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00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,720
Yes, I did wonder about that.
280
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,840
Have the cake, Sarla ji.
It's very tasty.
281
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,040
No, sir. It has eggs in it.
‐ Have a little at least.
282
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,640
Nothing will happen.
‐ No, no, no.
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Have it.
‐ No, no, no.
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Okay. Your choice.
285
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,120
I mean, if I was a pure
vegetarian like you
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I would have committed suicide.
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00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,800
Is it your birthday?
‐ Yeah.
288
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,800
Shall I tell Jagdeep about it?
‐ No.
289
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,480
Is he inside the box?
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00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,200
Now, go and do your bit.
291
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,680
Hello, Chaddha sir.
292
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:16,160
What? Are you firing someone?
293
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:21,120
Someone who is very close to you.
Who is it?
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00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,480
Is it the assistant branch manager
or assistant to the..
295
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,880
Sir, very good party.
296
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,880
Everyone is enjoying, right?
297
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:38,400
I am a very party‐animal type
of a personality, basically.
298
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:43,000
Sir, I heard that you promised
Rs. 2,000 to Rinchin.
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00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,440
I'm impressed, sir.
300
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:47,640
Amit, what is money?
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00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,440
It can't buy you happiness.
302
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,280
Do you know what makes you happy?
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You get it from happiness.
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00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,800
Note my words.
305
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,440
And donate more than Rs. 100
the next time.
306
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,680
Sir, I can't afford to.
307
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:06,160
Rs. 100 for a week
means Rs. 5,000 for a year.
308
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,280
I don't know how much
it will be for you.
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00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,840
Where is Rinchin?
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00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,240
Sir, it is clearly written
in the form, 'per week'.
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00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,360
You're taking the money back?
‐ No, I am not taking it back.
312
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,640
And you.
313
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,120
You people collect money by showing
us innocent children's pictures.
314
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,640
Sir, don't ruin
poor Deepak's future.
315
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,760
Why will I ruin it?
He might fail in the exams
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00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,160
or get expelled from the school.
317
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,600
How many marks did he score
in the last exam?
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00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,400
Sir, 93 percent.
‐ Oh, no!
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00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,080
He'll definitely
complete his graduation.
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Sarla ji.
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00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,400
Happy surprise birthday.
‐ Thank you.
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00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,960
Read it out aloud, Sarla ji.
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00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,480
So that everyone gets to know
whose joke is the best.
324
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:01,920
Read it.
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00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,120
'Sarla ji, happy birthday.'
326
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,680
'The good news is that
you can't grow old'
327
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,720
'because even time stops
in this office.'
328
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,240
Saleem bhai wrote this.
329
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:16,800
It was okay.
330
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000
I mean, it was not good
enough to say 'LOL'.
331
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,120
'Sarla ji, you are the best.'
332
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,160
'Happy birthday and lots of love.'
333
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,920
'Pammi.'
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00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,600
What rubbish.
335
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,880
I mean,
is it Sarla ji's funeral today?
336
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,200
'Lots of love.'
337
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,440
Let's read what Chaddha sir
has written.
338
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,520
Yes, go ahead.
339
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:44,120
'Sarla ji, even if you lose
your job in this downsizing'
340
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:48,200
'you'll never lose
the stench of your socks.'
341
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,120
'Happy birthday, Jagdeep.'
342
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,480
It's topical, isn't it?
343
00:17:56,920 --> 00:18:00,200
Everyone is worried
about the staff reduction.
344
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,280
And it is obvious Sarla ji's socks
stink in the winters.
345
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,520
It is called roasting, people.
346
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,280
This is the new trend in comedy.
347
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,040
Roasting. I was roasting her.
348
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,800
Didn't you find it funny?
349
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,080
There are more jokes.
350
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,440
I have written many.
351
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,520
One minute. Not this one.
352
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:25,880
'Sarla ji is so fat that she
couldn't run away and get married.'
353
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,800
'Instead she had to walk
and get married.'
354
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,240
Because you are fat.
355
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,520
I am a bit healthy.
356
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,840
That's why it's funny. I mean..
357
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:46,120
It wasn't even a joke.
It was a direct insult.
358
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,960
It isn't an insult.
359
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,280
Roasting. Roasting.
360
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:54,360
Wow, Chaddha sa'ab. Wow.
What a party.
361
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,640
I had said this earlier
362
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,960
pink is a cheap colour.
363
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,480
One minute. The plan backfired.
364
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,920
I mean, the purpose of this party
was to cheer you up.
365
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,440
But you all appear sad.
366
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,960
What else should we do, sir?
367
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,600
Think about others for a change.
368
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,600
Do you know that I donated
Rs. 2,000 for a kid's studies?
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00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,080
Per week.
‐ Yes, I know.
370
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,120
Rs. 1 lakh for a year.
‐ Yes, I know.
371
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,640
And I am going to give
the cheque right away
372
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,160
to make you happy.
373
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,480
Right now. Don't move.
374
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,280
When I retire
375
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,880
I won't build a mansion
for myself.
376
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,720
I want to donate something
for our society.
377
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,960
Here you go.
Throw this at poor Deepak.
378
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,160
Deposit this after the first day
of next month. Okay?
379
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,320
People will ask, 'Hey, dude.
Who built that hospital
380
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,840
'where thousands
of lives are saved?'
381
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,600
'I don't know, bro.
It's anonymous.'
382
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,840
'Shall I tell you something?'
383
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,040
'The angel who built that hospital'
384
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,680
'is Jagdeep Chaddha.'
385
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,240
'Hey, how do you know?'
386
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,920
'It's anonymous.'
387
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,440
'I know..'
388
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,880
'because I am Jagdeep Chaddha.'
389
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,440
I have a wonderful news.
‐ What?
390
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,160
I convinced T. P. to spy
391
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,800
from within the HO.
392
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,240
What?
‐ Not just that.
393
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,680
I also asked him to
dye his hair and go
394
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,920
and he agreed.
395
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,040
I don't understand how he agreed.
396
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,920
I told him..
‐ Hey!
397
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,480
You are sticking too close
to her, dude.
398
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,080
Do you like touching?
Here you go? Touch me.
399
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,880
Come on.
‐ Actually..
400
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,760
Parmeet, you are misunderstanding.
401
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:43,560
Basically, T. P. was telling me
to form an alliance.
402
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,400
So, Pammi and I were making fun.
403
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,000
You know he is an idiot.
404
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,520
We were just making fun of T. P.
405
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,720
What alliance
are you talking about?
406
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,720
T.P., what is he saying?
407
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:58,400
Alliance?
I don't know about any alliance.
408
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,080
It was for fun. Nothing else.
409
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,840
Yes, it was for fun. Nothing else.
410
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,400
Let's go.
411
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,200
Was it right to betray Amit?
412
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,520
'Not at all'.
413
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,960
'But such things happen
in politics'.
414
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:37,200
Once the work is done,
the alliance is over.
415
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,440
Didn't I tell you
416
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,680
that Amit will fall in my trap?