Did he leave?
Guys, did Chaddha sir leave? I got his T‐shirt from the dry cleaner.
Oh, crap.
This is Chaddha sir's lucky T‐shirt.
Whenever he wears it
he thinks he has become cool.
Touch this. ‐ No, sir.
Pammi, come on. Touch this.
It will go down. Come on.
One day of the week, we are allowed to dress casually.
I'm sure it was sir's idea
so that he can wear this gross T‐shirt.
This is the annual paper requirement of the client.
Wow. Great homework.
I like this pink.
Chaddha, focus. ‐ Right.
This is a very important meeting. ‐ Yes.
Today, Chaddha sir and Riya ma'am
are meeting the purchasing director of Phoolchand Group.
If everything goes well
Wilkins Chawla will bag a very big contract.
Perhaps that will secure our jobs.
And I will also remain here forever.
Chaddha, when we reach Radisson.. ‐ We are not going to Radisson.
What do you mean? Did the client change the venue?
I did.
Actually, I thought that a five‐star hotel is too formal.
I wasn't getting the feels.
Okay.
So, where will you get the 'feels'?
Lulu's dhaba.
Lulu's what? ‐ Dhaba.
Damn it, Chaddha.
You had no right.
The client wanted to meet over coffee.
Yes. Coffee, lassi.. It's the same thing.
Okay. Fine.
Dhaba it is. But you..
You will keep your mouth shut. Only I will speak.
As usual. ‐ Chaddha.
I'll downsize you first if we lose this contract.
Really.
My friend came out of the room screaming.
'To hell with Bangkok!'
'This girl turned out to be a boy.'
What is happening?
Nothing much. We are just sharing our stories.
Embarrassing ones.
I'm sure mine is the worst one.
Is it?
We went to watch a cricket match.
By the time I came back from the loo, the match was over.
When I got back
I got to know that the guy who was with me
had already left.
Intense!
When did this happen?
A few years ago.
Oh, God!
Was it Parmeet?
Your fiancé.
Good luck, sir. ‐ Thank you, Pammi.
Ma'am. ‐ Thank you, Pammi.
Okay, listen.
We are going for a very important meeting.
We might be late, so you guys can go home. Okay?
Now?
Then? Later?
Chaddha, do you make it a holiday for the staff
every time you leave the office?
No. Actually, they can't do anything without me, so..
No, no. That's not the thing.
When I'm not around, they work more.
No, no. Even that's wrong of course.
My presence or absence
doesn't affect their work at all.
No.
Listen. No leaving today.
Okay?
After work hours, everyone will work on their monthly sales report.
No one will leave before 9:00.
Order. That's an order.
Shall we?
Shall we go in one car? In this?
Okay. Let me drive.
It's a stick shift.
It's tough for women, right?
Do you feel that I am not tough enough?
Give me the key. ‐ Next time. Promise. Come.
Anyway, you were standing here, so, the passenger seat.
Sorry.
'Sonu Nigam Reloaded'
with super kick‐ass beats.
Shall we play this?
Okay, fine.
Okay, listen.
If there is a problem during the meeting
give me a signal like this. Okay?
And this is level‐two warning.
And if it's an emergency..
There won't be any emergency
because I'll be doing all the talking in the meeting.
There is a song.
'Your heart is cold like Delhi winters.'
It fits Riya very well.
Sometimes she is so cold
that a man can't go close to her without wearing thermal underwear.
Is this the place?
Isn't it wonderful?
Chaddha, seriously, this is not working.
Riya, don't worry.
He is a Bajaj, which means he's a Punjabi.
The minute he sees it's a dhaba, he will be instantly happy.
Hey, I think he is already here.
Mr. Akshar Bajaj.
That's right. Myself Jagdeep Chaddha.
Branch manager, Wilkins Chawla, Faridabad. ‐ Hello.
Kiddo, table for three.
She is my boss, Mrs. Riya Pahwa.
Ms. Riya Pahwa.
Hello. Pleased to meet you.
Come in, please.
Ms. Riya Pahwa?
Miss. ‐ Not missus?
No.
Take a seat, sir.
What happened? ‐ Divorce.
Shall we start the meeting?
Sure.
Sir, these are the projections.
I did go through these.
They are impressive. ‐ Thank you, sir.
Sir, we feel that we can handle all the supplies of your group.
That's fine, Riya.
But, ultimately, you know, it's all about budget.
Absolutely, sir. I understand.
Because our biggest concern is.. ‐ Lassi!
You get India's best lassi here.
Try it.
No, I don't think.. ‐ I am not a big fan of lassi.
That's because you haven't tried Lulu's lassi yet.
Kiddo, get two lassis with extra cream.
Are you done? ‐ One minute.
I just remembered a joke. May I?
Otherwise, I will forget it.
Go ahead. ‐ Okay.
Okay, just one joke.
Only one?
In that case, I need to tell a really good one.
Let's order chicken tikka till then.
I'm a vegetarian.
What?
What kind of a Punjabi doesn't eat meat?
Crap.
I.. I'll be back in a minute. Okay?
You guys keep talking.
Yes, sir. This is Khushwant Singh's joke book.
Okay. Read the jokes which have been ticked.
'Bruce Lee's sister gave birth to a baby.'
'What does that baby call Bruce Lee?'
Kinlee.
Not that. Something else.
'What did one plate say to the other?'
Today, the food is on me.
Rubbish. Not good enough.
Next, next, next.
'A bald man had two hair strands on his head..'
This one!
A bald man with two hair strands!
No. Not you, sir. Joke.
Thank you, Pammi. ‐ Okay.
Yes, sir. Done.
I'll hang up, sir. Bye.
'Agent JC AKA Agent India.'
What is this?
A movie script by Chaddha sir.
Good work, Pammi.
Or, I should say, Agent Pammi.
Wow!
The movie has not been made, but the posters are ready.
Look, there are semi‐nude girls too.
Chaddha sir is standing in the middle wearing sunglasses.
Ooh la la.
So, what do we do with this now?
I never had such tasty lassi.
Didn't I tell you, sir?
Now you will go crazy once you listen to my joke.
Go ahead.
So, here I go.
A bald man had two hair strands on his head.
The strands fell in love with each other
but they couldn't elope.
Ask me why. ‐ Why?
Because they got stranded.
'Stranded'.
This is too much.
There is one more joke.
No, no. I'll spill the lassi.
No worries. Let it spill. We'll order for drinks then.
No, no. ‐ I think that's enough for the day.
Sir, you don't eat meat, you don't drink alcohol.
I doubt if you are a Punjabi.
Chaddha, that's a bit much.
Well, do they serve liquor?
Sir, you get all kinds of happiness here.
Kiddo, get some snacks and rum. ‐ No, no.
Sir, now I have already ordered. So, it's okay.
One mineral water, please.
Okay. So, is everyone ready for the script reading?
Yes. ‐ Great.
Sarla ji, will you read the part of Mona?
I am Mona?
Okay. ‐ Okay.
What is going on here?
We are reading a script.
Stop all this.
But why?
Chaddha sir is not in office.
So, being the next in command,
I can't permit you to do these illegal things.
Stop it!
T.P., do you want to be the lead actor of this movie?
What?
Why are we drinking heavily?
We are helpless, sir. ‐ Why?
We lost the bottle cap.
You are right.
Okay, tell me.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Why? ‐ Because they are all dead.
How will they clap?
Sir, if you don't mind
shall we settle the business matter?
Then we can continue with the food and drinks.
Sure. ‐ Right.
Mr. Bajaj, the local suppliers can't you give you the service
that you get from Wilkins Chawla.
I understand.
But we have a few requirements.
Fair enough.
Tell us. What do you want?
Fiery chicken curry.
What? ‐ It is here.
Fiery chicken curry.
Chaddha. Mr. Bajaj is a vegetarian.
Vegetarian? Disgusting.
A true Punjabi doesn't eat something
on which his food shits.
Yes.
I don't even know what that means.
Chaddha, you don't have to..
Wow, sir! Wow!
'I was waiting for you.'
'You swim so well.'
'Thank you.'
'My favourite style is..'
breaststroke.'
'Aha! That's very interesting.'
Hey, Pammi.
One minute. Sorry.
Why aren't you answering my calls?
Come, let me drop you.
Actually, I am busy.
Parmeet, you leave.
When will this end?
'I am Mona.'
'And this is Suzy. Who are you?'
'Agent. A secret agent.'
'What is the name of this secret agent?'
'JC. Agent JC.'
'I like you, JC. Come closer.'
'Not now. I am on duty. ‐ Wow.'
'What about this beauty?'
'What about this smouldering youth of mine? Won't you quench its thirst?'
'Beauty after duty.'
Yes.
I am quite an experienced actor.
In 'Ramayana' plays back in my village
I used to play the role of Sugriv's third commander.
The first two commanders would attack from the front.
But I used to stand behind.
What if the enemy attacks from behind?
'Sir, I thought a lot about it.'
'Give me a chance.'
'How many times have I told you'
'not to use your brains, Topi?'
'Sorry, sir.'
'You are the hero, and I am a useless joker.'
'Your apology is of no use. You are useless.'
'You are the piles in my arse.'
'You are a complete fool.'
'You are an idiot of the highest order, T. P.'
'T.P.'?
Topi..
The one whom JC was cursing the most till now
was Topi, his foolish assistant.
By mistake, Chaddha sir wrote the real name of the character in one place.
'T.P.'
That's it. Enough of this.
I am going out to burst crackers.
But there is still a lot of time for Diwali.
So what? The one who wants to watch the show
can come out with Topi.
Yes, sir. Let's go.
T.P. ‐ What?
You said 'Topi'. Your name is T. P.
Sir, are you carrying your own firecrackers?
Shall we take a break?
Yes.
My wife was quite unwell.
After the operation,
the doctor advised her to stop eating meat.
In order to support her, even I stopped.
I'm impressed, sir. That's true love.
That's very sweet.
It's your turn now. Share something with us.
No. Not me.
Cheating. Mr. Bajaj, tell her.
Riya, anything. ‐ Come on.
Yes, anything.
Like how you became Ms. Riya Pahwa from Mrs. Pahwa.
Tell us.
Okay.
Actually, I wanted kids, but he didn't.
We used to fight a lot.
He left me.
He had an affair.
And, last week, he couriered me
the divorce papers.
That's it. End of story.
Riya.
You are so strong.
This is commendable.
You shouldn't be sad but proud.
We are with you. Okay?
With you, for you.
Like Delhi police.
Cheers to that.
What have you got?
Take a look. Nothing fancy.
So, no high expectations.
Eggplant and bottle gourd.
Bottle gourd?
That's the best.
Is it? Here you go.
Has your mom cooked this?
Why? Can't I cook?
An idiot like you can never cook.
Impossible.
Wow.
This city, Faridabad..
This is my home.
I know all the suppliers here.
These people who offer discounts
will bag the contract by quoting a lesser price.
But there won't be any guarantee of the product or the price.
Give them business if you want to, sir. Really.
But, remember, they are not bothered about the customer.
They only want to earn money.
We want to build a relationship, sir.
I think I can give you the account
of Phoolchand Company.
But you need to give me a concession.
What do you say, Ms. Riya Pahwa?
Can we give a little concession
to our friend?
I'm sure we can work something out.
Friendly concession.
Okay. Bye, Pammi.
I'll see you after 10 hours.
How will you spend this time?
Pammi, I want to fly, I want to run.
I also want to fall but not stop.
Okay, Bunny.
What are you listening to?
"You don't know the beginning."
"You don't know the end."
"This is the only moment."
Bye, guys. ‐ Bye, sir!
Yes, yes, yes!
Chaddha, we did it!
I still can't believe it.
Didn't I tell you that we will bag this contract?
What spell did you cast on him?
It's a trade secret, ma'am.
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!
Chaddha, let's go. ‐ Where?
Okay, then.
Morning, Pammi.
Congratulations, sir.
We received the order from Phoolchand Group.
Come in!
Sir. ‐ Yes?
Done? ‐ What?
Her car was parked here for the entire night, so I thought..
Whose car?
Sir, Mrs. Riya Pahwa's.
No, no, no.
And it's Ms. Riya Pahwa, not missus.
And you can't say such things. She is your boss, T. P., okay?
Sir, she is your boss too.
She is a woman too.
She is strong, independent,
beautiful..
sexy..
T.P., you shouldn't say such things about women!
Okay? Out!
Out, out, out.
No. Whatever happened between Riya and I
I can't tell you.
I mean, some things are private.
I will say
that I can see one of my dreams getting fulfilled.
The dream in which Riya and I..
even my mom.
We are under one roof.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Hi.
I was just talking about you.
No, to the camera.
Okay. I won't talk about you.
How are you?
I'm missing you a lot.
What do you mean?
No, no.
Whatever happened, that wasn't a mistake.
Whatever happened, Riya
was not at all a mistake.
Even if it was a mistake, it was a beautiful one.
One minute. Riya, please. Don't stress over it.
You.. Look, let's meet up and talk.
With love.
Okay, not with love, but let's talk.
Riya, look..
I know you were drunk, but you were in your senses.
I didn't spike your drink.
How can you say that, Riya? Please.
Riya.
Listen, let's meet up once. Please.
Once.. Please.
I love you.
Amit.
Did you hear?
Chaddha sir and Riya ma'am..
Yes, I heard the entire coverage from Bhadoria.
What do you think? Were they seriously..
Pammi, that's true love.
They are in true love. ‐ Of course.
Well, even our date was quite good yesterday, right?
Our date? ‐ We watched a movie together.
Which one?
'Agent JC AKA Agent India'.
And then the candle‐light dinner and the romantic weather..
Candle light?
Okay, I mean the light from the fireworks.
It's one and the same thing.
And our slow dance.
I was just moving to the music.
Pammi, no matter what you say
that was a date.
This dating is a city thing.
They don't mean anything here.
Is it?
At least, I didn't abandon you during a cricket match.
Shit!
Pammi, I'm sorry.
I have work.
Pammi, I said it by mistake. I didn't..
Pammi..
She was right.
I mean, she has a fiancé.
Us sitting together and having food, laughing
can't be considered a date.
"The path is filled with hurdles."
"We have been held by clutches.."