Today's session is called Women in the Workplace.
Today we are going to discuss your office‐related issues.
Riya ma'am has called for a meeting in the office. Ladies only.
Chaddha sir's entry is restricted. Riya ma'am said this three times.
Nowadays, men and women have almost the same number of opportunities.
But still there are a lot of hurdles.
What are you all gossiping about?
Chaddha, I forbade you.. ‐ Yes, you did. I know.
But I have got something to share, too.
This is a ladies‐only meeting.
Even I know a few things about ladies.
Hear me out. It might come in handy.
Today's woman is fearless and not helpless.
She lives for herself, not for her husband.
She wears makeup, short clothes
and leaves men behind when it comes to drinking.
Chaddha, you need to leave right now.
If I leave you ladies alone, you'll start playing tombola.
What? ‐ Yes.
I mean, in the Chandigarh branch also, ladies were playing tombola
on the pretext of a seminar.
Chaddha, leave right now!
Riya, I'm their boss.. ‐ And I'm yours.
Do as I say.
Okay.
What is this secret that Riya wants to hide from me?
Obviously, she's going to talk about me.
But all day?
Anyway, let's start again, okay?
Riya ma'am. ‐ Yes, Pammi.
Chaddha sir is right outside the room.
Jagdeep Chaddha!
When men discuss things in a group, it's okay.
But when women do it, they call it a gossip session.
Wrong. Completely wrong.
Absolutely wrong. ‐ What's wrong?
What will we do if women decide
that they don't need men anymore?
Point. ‐ But they need men to procreate.
And for that, they will have to come to me.
Ask me why.
That's the uniqueness of being a Mishra.
Our sperm is the strongest in the world.
Even if the world comes to an end tomorrow
one sperm of mine
can rebuild the entire human race on the planet.
Just one sperm.
Dude, why aren't you married yet?
Hmm?
Get on with your work.
Come, everybody. All the guys, come with me.
Come on. Get the chairs along with you.
Kutty, Madhukar, come..
Now, all of us are going to laugh out loud.
Laughter therapy, okay? ‐ Okay.
It increases the blood count in your body.
Okay. ‐ Come on. Let's start.
What's going on here?
Well, this meeting is called Men in the Workplace.
We, men, have problems too.
Chaddha, you're disturbing us. Take your meeting elsewhere.
But there's no place, and you've usurped the conference room.
The warehouse? Go there, okay?
All right.
In fact, it's great.
That's where we'll find real men.
Come. Let's go to the warehouse.
Come on.. Everybody, come.. ‐ Come on.
Today, we, the management staff
are going to meet the workers from our warehouse
to work hard with them
shoulder to shoulder.
Because no one is superior here. We are all equal.
No. Actually, they are lower down in the hierarchy. But still..
Yahoo!
We're here!
Rajinder, we're here!
This is the right place for men to be. Right?
Men in the Workplace, dude! We'll talk.
Rajinder!
I'm so sorry for everything.
So, as I was saying
we are all equal.
Pammi, please take down notes.
Thank you.
Here you are.
'Kabaddi..' Do you remember?
Sir, are you done?
Sir, we are quite busy, today.. ‐ Everything will be done, dude
because I'm here with my whole army.
Am I right, boys? You take too much stress.
That's because you always give me stress.
Let go, sir. Let us do our work
because if we don't, the client will curse us and not you.
Nothing is going to happen, buddy. Trust me.
Have you met him before?
Rajinder, the hero of this warehouse.
And where's that guy? Your best friend?
Hey, Parmeet.
If he's the hero
then he's his sidekick.
Am I not right?
But the funny thing is the sidekick has the heroine.
Pammi is his girlfriend.
Well done, man. Well done.
He has Pammi.
Come on, boys!
Pick up the stuff.
Let's get to work. Come on, let's go.
Amit.
Parmeet might be knowing that you used to like Pammi.
He'll surely thrash you.
How many times are you going to peek?
Don't you worry, I am with you.
Thanks, Kutty.
Just don't resist when he beats you up.
And as soon as you pass out, I'll call for an ambulance.
Don't be stressed.
Done. Over and out.
We all must realise our true potential.
What is that one task that we are good at?
For instance, I'm good at public speaking.
Sarla ji, you?
I love working on computers.
Like, sending emails
and, yeah, protecting that dinosaur from the cactus.
There's a lot more you can do on computers, Sarla ji.
Really? ‐ But that isn't your cup of tea, so..
Anjali, please.
I sometimes feel
that I'm quite different from all of them.
I mean, my frequency
matches with a very few people here.
If there's one person in this office who gets me, he is..
Hey, Amit.
Listen. Come over here.
Come on.
Hey. ‐ I heard that you used to like Pammi.
Hey, Parmeet. Really, no.
I mean, it is a rumour..
But there is nothing.. ‐ No worries.
That's an old matter now.
Pammi herself told me about it.
Oh, great. ‐ I think you're great, dude.
I don't know how you tolerate her chatter.
You chitchat with her every day, don't you?
That's why she stays quiet around me.
Yes, I tolerate her chatter.
Let's shake hands on that. Yes? That's great.
Hey! Careful!
I'm talking to you. Are you out of your mind?
Amit, behind you.
Sir. Sir. ‐ Yes..
Now that you have taken a tour of our jungle.. ‐ Yes.
...why don't you give us a tour of your zoo sometime?
So, upstairs? ‐ I mean
we would also like to learn about your work.
What say? ‐ Well, you know.. ‐ 'That's not possible.'
After all, we are labour‐class people. ‐ No.
I never said that.
Dude, hardly anything gets done upstairs. ‐ Really?
Yes. You people do real work right here.
The goods must be unloaded from the truck.
My muscles are needed.
I'm coming. ‐ Sir. ‐ Let's go over it again.
I'll pass it to Sapan, Sapan to Kutty
and then Kutty will pass it to Saleem ji. Keep passing.
Come on, clap.
And then in the next five years, I'll get married, obviously.
Destination wedding in Manesar.
And then three to four cute babies with chubby cheeks
so that I can enjoy slapping them. Seriously!
And then I'll do a course where I'll learn.. ‐ Kitty.
...how to make noodles for my honey.
I mean your five year plan for your career.
What? ‐ Career isn't that important, you know.
The primary duty of a woman
is to take care of her husband and children.
Isn't it?
The main objective of these meetings
is to identify potential leaders.
But I don't have any hopes from this branch.
I'll show you how it's done, dude.
This is how it's done. Here, Sapan!
Leave it. Sir, leave it. You're going to damage it.
Don't worry, dude. I've been doing this ever since I was a kid.
Sir, your childhood is history now. Get off, please.
Hey, don't worry, buddy.
Fuck! What have you done?
Come on, get off. ‐ Come down now.
Yes, buddy. ‐ Hey.. Disgusting.
So much ink. Where did it come from?
It's okay, dude.
Someone will clean it up. Don't worry.
It's okay? What are you talking about? We will have to clean it up.
A woman can find heaven at her husband's feet.
So, don't forget to massage your husband's legs every day.
I sometimes massage his neck also.
Sarla ji, you're very naughty.
Okay. Good.
Pammi, what are your plans, besides marriage?
I would like to move into a new flat with Parmeet.
And if I find a flat with balcony, I'll grow some plants over there.
Other than that, I like to draw.
I would like to do something in arts if I get a chance.
Yes, her drawing skills are exceptional.
Thank you, Sarla ji.
Pammi.
A new graphic design course is coming up at the head office.
Why don't you enrol in it?
But along with this job..
It's a three‐month course.
Three months? How will I make time for it?
Pammi, no excuses.
You should do this course. It will be good for your career.
Let's have a man‐to‐man discussion.
Rajinder, what is it that bothers you the most?
When someone walks into my warehouse and messes it up
it bothers me the most.
That.. ‐ I feel like slapping that bloody idiot!
Yes.. Let's move on.. ‐ Another thing that bothers me
is when someone interrupts when I'm speaking..
I was just.. ‐ ...it angers me even more.
What are you talking about? We're friends, aren't we?
And didn't I tell you? 'Once I commit to something'
'I won't be able to stop myself from doing it.'
Wonderful, sir. Wow. ‐ Sir.
Those who impersonate Salman Khan so badly
can never be our friends.
Stop impersonating Salman
because you have neither his body nor his personality.
This.. This is exactly what I miss upstairs.
None of the office staff talks so candidly.
What fun!
Okay. So next topic.
What kind of clothes should we wear?
Finally, my favourite topic.
When it comes to clothing
I'm light years ahead of them.
They're least bothered about the clothes that they wear to office.
What dorks.
I am here to give you free advice.
I have a blog, myfashion@fashionfashion.com
Ask me. But no!
The clothes that we wear say a lot about ourselves.
Like who we are and what we want to become.
So, dress for the job that you want.
I'm not getting anything out of this meeting.
I'm a professional woman. Head of accounts.
I know how to manage my personal and professional lives well.
And I don't think Riya ma'am is eligible to teach us anything.
'Dress for the job you want.'
Looking at her clothes
I think she should be working not in Wilkins Chawla
but in a brothel.
The salary that we get isn't enough to make ends meet
let alone spending on a girlfriend. ‐ Yes, of course. ‐ Yes..
Pal, you are just engaged.
You've no idea what it means to be married.
You won't be able to buy an underwear for yourself.
And life is so screwed up
that there isn't enough money to get torn underwear stitched.
Yes, you're absolutely right.
And why are you saying yes, sir? ‐ I mean..
Chaddha sir, tell me something.
Do you really think that we are all equal?
Yes. Of course.
And you think that we are the ones who do the hard work, right?
Yes. ‐ Then why are our salaries not equal?
Sir, this is injustice.
On top of that, we're not entitled to bonuses or leaves.
Right. This is absolutely unfair. ‐ Right!
We have to do something about it, right?
Yes, we must.
Strike!
We all are going to go on a strike.
That will teach the top management a lesson.
You're right, Rajinder.
We have to do this strike, Chaddha sir.
No.. Give it a thought.
No more thinking.
We can't bring any changes if we don't go on a strike.
Think, guys. We all are sitting around here and relaxing
not working.
It's a form of a strike, too. A small strike.
Nothing's going to happen with small strikes.
We want our voices to be heard at the head office.
Yes, you're right.
You're right.
So, tell us one thing. Are you with us or not?
You know, I am.. ‐ Are you with us?
I'm with you. ‐ Strike!
Long live.. ‐ Chaddha sir!
Who's the ideal leader? ‐ Just like Chaddha sir!
Pay inequality.
You'll often find that male employees are paid
more than the female employees.
Riya, something very important has come up.
All of you pretend that I'm not here.
You know, at the warehouse..
Yes, Pammi? Why are you staring at me? Look there.
Riya, the warehouse staff is going on a strike.
Strike! ‐ Calm down, Riya. Relax.
I mean.. Yes? Think about it rationally. Okay?
What are the pros and what are the cons?
The cons are that the head office
will shut down this branch.
Everybody will lose their jobs, including you.
Now, you tell me the pros.
I think you should talk to them.
No, you go talk to them.
Riya, we became friends with a lot of difficulty.
If I ask them to call off the strike..
That's not my problem, Chaddha.
Riya, I don't want to give them the bad news.
At least, come with me.. ‐ No.
Riya, please.
Remember what I did for you that night?
Shut up! ‐ Can't you do me this small favour?
Chaddha, you need to leave right now.
Okay.
Let's continue.
Come on, stop overthinking.
When you need just a run to win, why go for a sixer?
Yes. ‐ Anyway, the other truck can only come in when this one moves out.
Sir, clean this off.
Keep working. It's not our problem because we are on a strike.
Look, Chaddha sir is here.
So, Chaddha sir. Did you speak to the management?
Y‐Yes.. I spoke to them. ‐ What did they say?
I have to tell you something very important.
I'm all ears.
You want this truck to be moved?
I'm going to do it.. ‐ Tell us.. First, tell us..
First tell us what happened. ‐ I.. Bhadoria.
Open the gate. ‐ Yes.. Yes, sir. ‐ Forget it, buddy.
I'll open the gate. ‐ Do it now.
They can't do a thing. Let them try.
Hey..
Bloody hell!
Sir, what have you done? ‐ Chaddha sir.
This vehicle's reverse gear is messed up. I mean..
It's just weird.
If anyone has got any doubts, please ask me.
Ma'am. ‐ Yes, Kitty.
Ma'am, I find it hard to understand what these boys say.
Such as. ‐ Well, the other day, Kutty sir, he was saying
'Chaddha scored with Riya.'
What kind of a score is this? What game is this, ma'am?
I'm also quite sporty, but no one includes me in this office.
Even I like playing 'Kho kho'. I play well in my colony.
But what game are you playing with Chaddha sir?
Ma'am?
Anybody else?
Ma'am, may I step out for a minute?
Thank you.
Amit. ‐ Hey.
What's up? ‐ What's going on at the warehouse?
Everything but work.
How's your meeting going on?
Riya ma'am told me that the head office
has come up with a new course on graphic design.
And you're interested in the course.
Yes, I am, but.. ‐ But what?
Just go and apply for it, idiot.
Should I? ‐ Of course.
There's nothing to think.
Don't be nervous. Just do it.
Come on, push it with all your strength.. ‐ Come on.
Come on, lift it up.. ‐ Come on.
Very good, pals.
Now, we don't even have to clean up all this.
Ask me the reason. ‐ Why, sir?
Because we are all on a strike.
Yes. Strike!
Come on, focus on your work.
And make sure that you don't damage anything.
Well, you're lucky that you don't have children.
Otherwise, they would have suffered the most.
I know. Well, ma'am, do you have any friends?
The society cuts off divorcees, you know.
It's considered inauspicious. ‐ Yes..
Yes. ‐ Even in your community, right, Sarla ji?
Mrs. Kashyap used to talk to her dog, so they took her to a mental..
Okay.
I think we should break for five minutes.
We will regroup in five minutes. ‐ Okay, ma'am.
I don't know which bloody fool divorced this innocent woman.
Riya, what are you doing here?
What's going on here, Jagdeep?
I‐I'll explain it later.. That.. Something just happened.
Did you talk to them about the strike?
Yes, I am about to talk to them.
Right away. I was just..
Hello. Everyone, listen to me carefully.
Let me make a few things clear before you go on a strike.
Jagdeep Chaddha isn't your friend.
If he was, he would've stopped you from acting like fools
rather than encouraging you.
The company is going to shut down this branch the moment
they learn that you are on a strike.
You all are going to lose your jobs.
And yes.
No other company will hire you when they get to know about the strike.
It's up to you now whether to work or starve to death.
If I were in your place, I wouldn't have risked my life like this.
If you still have any doubts, you can ask Chaddha..
Talk to your Chaddha sir.
I hope that's clear.
I said no! Is it that hard to understand?
Well, everybody likes to dream
but all dreams don't come true.
Like, my dream house with a balcony.
I enjoy thinking about that house
but it's okay if I don't get it.
So, you're not going to do that course.
How did you know? ‐ Pammi, why?
How does it matter? ‐ Of course, it matters.
What will Parmeet's parents say?
'The girl has gone to Delhi to paint.'
'She's gone crazy.' ‐ Pammi, at least give it a shot.
Do you want to be a receptionist all your life?
Are you trying to say that whatever I'm doing is wrong?
It isn't right either.
Well, if I get a house with a balcony
I'll have to face a lot of problems.
Birds will make nests and crap all over the place.
Then there will be all that dust blowing in.
All my dreams are pointless.
It's better that they don't come true.
This one.. Keep it at the back.
Pals.. 'Biryani'.
From Parvez Palace.
Have it..
I apologise to you on behalf of Riya.
Give a little power to women, and
they start pushing you around.
Chaddha sir.
Whatever you did here today was not right.
I'm more than glad to be back in office.
I mean a lot of things happened today.
Both good and bad.
But it made me realise one thing though.
That is we need everyone's cooperation to run an office.
Especially, boys and girls.
You know what?
We need the ladies in the office to brighten up the atmosphere.
And they also get the job done in a jiffy.
Good evening. Wilkins Chawla.
Just a minute.