Ram.
Drive faster.
Jumping the signal?
I'm gonna get you!
The cop's chasing us!
Keep going.
You in the van! Stop!
Stop! Or you'll be in trouble!
Please stop!
He's still chasing us.
He's catching up. Go!
Doctor!
Get the emergency stretcher!
Why didn't you stop?
The brakes didn't work.
How did you stop now?
I didn't work the brakes then.
Sir, get him!
-That's why I'm here! -Get this guy here.
Move! To the side!
Dude, we're here. Just hold on a bit longer.
Careful! Be gentle!
Don't just stand there! Help us!
Was it a hit-and-run?
-We are running because of the hit. -Steer to the right!
I smell booze. Drunken driving, eh?
He's drunk. We drove.
Careful. Slow down.
Why are you two acting like you have a wife in labour?
It's time to pay me.
Water.
Pay you?
-Don't talk like you drove us here. -Why did you escort us?
That too with the siren.
The siren did help though. We avoided traffic.
-What's this case? -Poisoning, Doctor!
-Did you inform the cops? -We brought one along.
-That is a traffic cop. -The poison wouldn't know the difference.
-Who are you? -Friends.
-Name? -I'm Maadhu.
So, you must be Cheenu.
You didn't even use your stethoscope? How did you know that?
My God! I asked for the patient's name.
Ram.
Did you inform the family?
He's got two. Where do we start?
You're confusing me.
Okay, so, this poison? What exactly did he take?
Bug spray, Doctor.
The black one or the red one?
Hi. Hi.
I'm juggling stuff here, and you're here acting like a clown.
Hold this.
Come on.
You're beaming with energy. What's up?
These weddings are so much fun.
Remember ours, Janaki?
Your granny and her boring discourse.
Look at them. Everyone's dancing.
Yeah? Don't get me started.
Why did we even come all the way for this?
Control yourself.
Now, go and dispose this.
Where do I even put this?
Wherever. I don't care.
-Make it quick. -Like I love doing this shi...
Cheenu, here's your son's diaper.
Eww! Why are you giving it to me?
I don't have a son!
-He's like your brother. -I'm single! Still a bachelor!
Why would you do that?
If I can't have fun, neither can you.
Why did you get married? You should've remained single like me.
Don't say it like it's a choice.
Ram's your age, and this is his second wedding.
Dude, lower your voice! No one can know that, remember?
Oh, yeah. I forgot.
Hello, auntie. She is following me everywhere.
Where's Ram?
This is just a model space.
The actual space for your coffee shop would be 10 times as much.
-Sure you can handle it? -Of course!
My father, Kodavasal Ramamirdham, used to feed 400 cows every day.
And how many cows are here? I mean employees?
We have very strict work ethics.
We have zero tolerance towards sexual harassment
and unappreciated advances towards women.
Ram, like what you see? Clarify your doubts with him.
Sir, see that girl over there? What's her name?
Why?
Looks like his sister, sir. Just a sister.
Dude, come here.
Careful. We could be setting up shop here.
This is what I'm talking about.
Correction.
We are setting up shop here. I've decided.
Oh, man.
I thought the three of us would be awesome.
But we're just a sad threesome.
We have gone to every single bank out there.
And nothing.
Ten days to set up shop and not one penny.
What do we do?
I know someone.
But it could be risky.
BABY WELDING WORKS
What?
We are here to see Baby Chetta. [chetta = elder brother, an honorific]
What's the matter?
Pandian sent us here. We'd asked for some money to start our business.
How much?
₹20 lakh.
₹20 lakh?
-Sign the agreement. -Wait a minute.
Can we just meet him once?
He's Baby.
Little flies have no business in the lion's den.
Not flies. There are too many mosquitoes in here.
Shut up!
Chetta, Pandian sent us here.
We'd asked for a loan of ₹20 lakh to start our coffee shop.
Taking a loan from Baby Chetta
is just like taking it from a bank.
But...
not just any bank.
Blood bank.
Chetta?
If you don't pay the monthly interest on time...
What?
Leave.
Okay, Chetta.
Looked like he was gonna say something.
There are mosquitoes in here.
YOUR PROUD CAFETERIA FROM TODAY... KALAKITA DA KAAPI
Oh! There she comes!
She is a senior HR.
Remember "unappreciated advances."
Is there a rule book that says he can't serenade her?
What if it does?
You always coddle him. Now, go there and eat.
Welcome to Kalakitta Da Kaapi. What would you like to have?
Two coffees, please.
Two coffees? Two minutes.
Why is he wearing a mask?
Must be sick.
Excuse me.
He's a shy person.
Hello? It's good hygiene.
"Cleanliness is next to godliness," says our boss Ram.
Try "work is worship" next time.
Dude, even her sidekick is kicking you.
15, 16, 17... 18, 19, 20...
-This is for us. -This is for Baby.
Are you sure the money will be safe here?
There are security cameras all around. It's ultra safe.
Okay, tell me about yourself.
Hi. I am Ram Kumar.
B.E. Computer Science, Anna University.
-I work in a software firm nearby-- -Hey! Wait, wait!
Have we met before?
No! No way.
You sound very familiar. That's why.
My voice is quite famous.
Well, go ahead.
Like I said, I work in an IT firm.
I earn well. I own a house, an i20 car.
My parents don't live with me. They're back home.
I've been wanting to speak with this girl for a while now.
And, by God's grace, today I get the chance to say hi.
Hi.
HR will get back to you. Thank you.
Keep it. It's got my WhatsApp number. Save it.
Bye.
-Hi. -One coffee, please, and one of this.
Got change?
-Nope, just a hundred. -Can't you carry some change?
Coffee.
All good.
-Your tea. -Thank you.
And your muffins.
I didn't order this.
Well...
it's all right.
It's on the house.
Who gifts a book for a wedding?
Cash, vases and wall clocks.
No one will ever remember those gifts
Gift a book,
and it'll be a memorable one.
Wow!
A book is not just a gift. It's an experience.
-Hello. -Hello.
It's me, Ram Kumar.
Which Ram Kumar?
You said the HR will get back, but no one has called yet
and so I called.
I guess you might not get chosen then.
Why? What went wrong?
Just tell me what I need to do and I will...
Whose idea is this?
My boss, Ram.
-Where is he? -He's out.
Why doesn't she look here?
Hey, waiter.
Me?
Tell your boss, Ram.
Why would he waste paper when he is so fond of books?
Well, these use-and-throw paper cups are easy to use, so...
Use-and-throw doesn't work everywhere. Tell him.
Right, ma'am.
Bye.
How much longer will the mask stay on?
Until she chooses me.
What?
Your cappuccino.
Hey, what's this?
Ram sir's idea again. No more paper cups.
-Only wafer cups. -Nice.
Hello.
Looks like you were waiting for my call.
You didn't even let it ring twice.
Who's this?
Hello, it's me, Ram Kumar.
I'm still waiting for the HR to call me.
Sorry, Mr. Ram Kumar. That means you have not been selected.
-Better luck next time. -Well...
I am quite lucky.
Now, once you're done drinking the coffee don't throw the cup away.
Just eat it.
It tastes good.
Hi.
I am Ram.
I'm 25.
I've been running this coffee shop in your office for the last 100 days.
And I've seen you for 99 days.
Oh! Okay, okay.
What happened that one day, Mr. Ram?
You were out sick that day.
I came by your house to see you, but...
Did my father scare you away?
Well, I wasn't scared of your father.
He was walking a dog.
I saw that and got scared... just a bit.
Girl, you're my angel And I see you all around me
It's time for us To fall in love
All my desires are answered As you brighten up my life
I can feel my life change
Boy, I have always been around you
Yes, it's time For our hearts to unite
It's time for us to hold hands forever And embark on this journey of love
You make me blush In ways that I never imagined
Emotions that I've never felt before
Your love sparks up Many desires in me
Well, what are we waiting for?
You are the meaning of my life
Without you I got no reason to live
You are the meaning of my life
Without you I got no reason to live
Wish I could live forever In your arms
Let our house overflow With the love we have for each other
All the love I have for you
Shall reflect on the flowers That blossom in our garden
Your words shall heal all my pain
Let every moment we share Be a memory to be cherished forever
Let my desires seek you
And let it all fulfil and quench My thirst for love
You are the meaning of my life
Without you I got no reason to live
You are the meaning of my life
Without you I got no reason to live
Ram.
Ram!
What happened?
Nothing.
Come on. Mythili is waiting for you.
One minute.
Okay.
Welcome, Ram.
Why does he look like he's gonna cry?
-Must be that pav bhaji he had last night. -Shut up!
Maadhu, what are you doing over here?
I was looking for you over there.
And that's exactly why he is here.
Well, he's your friend. I can't expect any better.
Now, go. Get some milk for the baby.
Don't cry, baby.
Mythili... Mythili...
Surprise!
Why the long face? Found someone better than Mythili?
Why don't you put on some make-up?
-Your hand stinks! What did you do? -It's this. Maadhu's baby's.
Throw it away.
Ram.
Meet my mom's friend, Padmini aunty.
Padmini aunty, Ram.
Handshake? We are family now.
Hey, Ram.
-How about a selfie? -Okay, aunty.
Hey, you're covering me.
Sorry.
-Truly made for each other. -Thank you so much for coming.
-Why don't you have your lunch? -Yeah, I will.
-I will meet you later. -See you.
Okay. Tell me. What's up?
I think I made a mistake.
It's only been two months since the divorce,
and I'm getting married again.
You are divorced. It doesn't matter if it's been days or months.
It's not that.
Back then it felt right
to say yes to Mythili.
Well, you were desperate!
What is it now? You don't want Mythili?
What?
What don't you want?
No! I don't want to wait to hold your hand. Right?
No! Well, yes...
Why don't you also hug her? I am turned on by the two of you.
What?
Sorry. I am rambling.
Excuse me.
-Yes, sir? -Some milk, please.
Want hot milk?
Are you stupid?
Who adds garam masala to a baby's milk?
Give me plain milk.
In a little while.
Welcome.
She is an important guest. Stop and greet her. Go, go.
-Sir, milk's ready! -So is the masala.