Everyone, give a round of applause.
Where was your attention?
I was wondering where Maadhu and Cheenu were.
Can't you be without them even for a little while?
Hi, Mythili.
Aakash!
-You look beautiful. -How are you?
Good. Fine.
Ram, Aakash.
-Hello. -Hi.
Mythili, couldn't this Ram find himself a Seetha?
Or is he not Ram enough for a Seetha?
I am no Ram. I am just a normal person.
By the way, who is he? Ravan?
Come on, stop boring me.
Why are you here in your uniform?
Go, change.
Come. Sit.
Unbelievable.
-He went for his shoes, but fu... -Hey!
...fumbled the situation.
Meera...
when did you come to know?
Yesterday.
What's that? Thermometer?
No, electricity meter. Shut up.
Okay, what's done is done. Both of you were desperate.
Well, desperate for love.
Under the moonlight when the night was cold,
the two of you got hot for each other.
What?
No? Okay, they wanted to relive the life they had one last time.
-But still... -But still?
Well, his wedding is tomorrow.
His life is in question.
-What about her life then? -Well... No... Wait...
Why did you come all the way to Bombay?
I want Ram back.
As my husband,
as the father of my child.
So...
So?
Let's stop the wedding.
What?
Come with me.
Meera,
what you want is fair...
but it's too late.
Mythili's parents have spent a lot for this wedding.
Yeah, the buffet is ₹750 per plate.
Look! If you both don't help her in stopping this wedding,
I will divorce you.
-Dude, this is your best chance! -Yes!
Please try to understand my situation.
If you hadn't stopped me, I would have told him everything.
He too would have understood.
I too wouldn't have been thrashed.
A word again!
Hi, Mythili. How are you?
I'm doing great.
Come.
-Yes? -Meet Patel uncle.
-Hello. -We met in the afternoon, right?
-Yes, yes. -We already met.
-He is Mr. Pramod. -Hello, sir.
His wife.
Hello.
He is also from Chennai.
-Oh, okay. -Yes.
You look familiar.
Where are you from?
I am from Chennai.
I mean, where do you work?
He runs a coffee shop in an IT park.
Oh! Quite interesting.
My friend's daughter, Meera,
her husband runs one too.
What's your coffee shop's name?
-Kalakitta da... -It's Kaal Kilo Coffee.
That's the name!
-Yes, Kaal Kilo Coffee. -Right!
Sir...
that's Kalakitta Da Coffee.
Yes!
But how did you know that?
Well, how did I...
You tell me!
-Competitor? Competitor. -Yes!
-Oh! I see. Okay. -Yes, competitor.
My friend's son-in-law is a good-for-nothing.
His name is...
Sir, Murugan.
No, it starts with an "R."
Rajini Murugan?
No.
Sangili Murugan?
It starts with an "R."
Rasangili Murugan.
It starts with an "R" and ends with an "M."
-It's on the tip of my tongue, but... -Hello...
-Dude, do you have my phone? -I know it, but...
Where did he go? I wasn't done!
Cheenu, try to understand.
If Meera reveals this at the wedding, it'll become a serious issue.
Okay! But how do we know if she really is pregnant?
She showed the pregnancy strip? It had two lines.
Oh, twins?
Fool.
Look, Meera is our friend too. We've known her for five years.
On top of that, she is pregnant.
So what?
We must stop this wedding.
Come, let's discuss with them.
Look here, Meera...
We have a condition.
What condition?
Let me finish.
If you agree to it, we'll help you stop this wedding.
Now, tell us!
Yes.
You were never here.
Let's make it seem like you never did.
Similarly, we never knew that Meera is pregnant.
-Let's make it seem so. -Yes.
But this wedding will stop for some other reason.
How?
That's our responsibility.
Even if it costs us his life, we will stop this wedding.
Yes, Meera. He must come back to you out of love.
Not out of guilt.
First, let's stop the wedding.
Then reunite you with him.
Yes.
Okay?
You will stop the wedding, right?
Don't you worry. The three of us will definitely stop the wedding.
What say, Janaki?
Who's it?
It's Ram.
Speak.
Put it on speaker.
Hello.
Where did you guys go, leaving me alone?
Dude, we came to the hotel.
Why did you go there now?
We came to watch Mahabharat.
An important scene--
What? Who is vomiting over there?
That? Kunti Devi. She's giving birth to Karna.
Please, can you both come over?
A Nirodh... I mean, Pramod might just ruin this wedding.
Come quickly.
Don't worry.
We are going to do the same.
MYRAM.
"MYRAM."
The hashtag.
So, what's the plan now?
No one must find out about Meera.
But the wedding must be stopped.
Okay.
Mission MeeRam begins.
Time to remove MYthili from MYRAM,
and this war to unite Meera and Ram will be called...
Mission MeeRam.
MYRAM.
Hello, uncle!
Are you serious, Janaki?
I swear, aunty.
Mythili had an affair before this wedding was finalized.
She broke up with that guy to be with Ram.
Thank God you told me this.
Yes, aunty! Now, go stop this wedd--
I shall go talk to her parents
and demand a car for us.
What?
Yes. Since this was Ram's second marriage, we were the weaker side,
so we couldn't demand anything.
But now? We have the upper hand.
Deuce. How about that?
Wait, I'll be back.
Damn!
I can't find anyone weak. Everyone seems like a supervillain.
I am here at my cousin Mythili's wedding.
Yes, sir.
-Okay, sir. -Excuse me, cousin.
Tamilian?
Won't open your mouth?
You are a Tamilian,
but look at your attire. Looks so funny.
Look at my outfit. It's a king's outfit.
What is this costume?
Only fools wear boots along with kurta and pyjama.
Look at my shoes. Like King Sarabhoji.
Tell me something.
Doesn't anyone in your family have any dressing sense?
You look like a Taliban recruit, and look at your cousin.
She's dressed up like a circus tent.
Don't you have any sense at all?
Sir, your shoes are ready.
You may leave.
Those King Sarabhoji's shoes...
I'd like that.
Hey, hero!
Yes, sir.
Come here.
Give me your shoes.
The size won't fit you, sir.
It's okay. Remove them.
-Listen, hero. -Yes, sir?
Come here.
What did you say about this outfit?
Something about a king?
I was joking.
Awesome!
One more.
Dude, what happened?
Why do you look like a beaten up dough?
Did you stop the wedding yet?
Why did you hit me?
Ask the guy who did the same to me for the last half hour.
Who was that?
Mythili's cousin.
I don't care who he is! Time for payback!
He's a cop.
Then let's tell Ram.
He'll definitely stop the wedding if he finds out his friend was mistreated!
Probably!
Dude, don't you have any shame?
Stop complaining like a school kid.
Why would a cop rough you up for no reason?
You must have done something to deserve it.
We'll apologise to him later.
My throat is sore. Get me some warm water.
Go on!
Are you having a good time?
I don't mind if I have to sacrifice myself,
-we must stop his wedding. -Okay.
Sorry.
Hello... Just a minute. Yeah, Mukesh?
Boss, are you at the wedding party?
Yes.
Are you on stage?
It's okay. Tell me.
-I see. Are you busy? -Shut up and tell me what it is.
A small doubt regarding the coffee powder mix.
What's the percentage of chicory mix?
Get lost you fu...
Two arrows aim for one heart Which will strike? Which will win...
Couldn't she find any other song?
Madam, sing a Hindi song.
You want a Tamil groom,
but can't stand a Tamil song?
Back me up here, aunty!
Of course!
You couldn't give us a car,
but can't we at least sing a song of our... choice?
Good, aunty. If you give in, they will take advantage of us.
Very true!
-Give me that. -Go ahead! Ask them!
Raghupathy Raghava Raja Ram...
Ram goes Meera's way
And now there's a child On the way
Look!
Hail MeeRam!
Welcome, sir.
Welcome.
Excuse me.
-What is it? -A secret, sir.
What secret?
They are cooking fish in the vegetarian kitchen.
Fish?
Yes, something fishy is going on in the kitchen.
-Are you sure? -Yes, sir.
Yo, dude! There's fish served here!
Dude? You're a Malayali?
Yeah.
Then what are you doing here looking like this?
Faking it for a few hundred rupees. See you!
See you.
Don't worry. Things will go as planned.
How's the baby?
She had her food. She's sleeping now.
Like dad, like daughter.
-Listen to me-- -Please stop!
Meera, one minute. I'll call you back.
I told you he would make an issue out of this.
Do you think I'm a fool to let you give Mythili off to someone else?
Aakash, I tried to convince him. I was against this alliance.
On top of that, this is his second--
Shut up, Malini! Listen, Aakash.
My daughter's happiness matters the most.
I'll do anything for that.
Of course.
Of course, Uncle.
You will do anything to keep your daughter happy.
Now, wait and watch what I do for my happiness.
-Aakash, listen to me. -Mom!
Nothing can stop this wedding, Aakash!
Aakash, nothing can stop this wedding!
Who?
Pollard?
Okay.
He is a very good bet for Mumbai.
Oh!
-Definitely! -You're from Mumbai, is it?
Here I come.
Okay.
Pollard is fine. Next?
The powerful one.
Yes, I am ready.
Are you ready?
Who, Pandya?
Oh, Pandya?
He will fit the bill.
Oh, Yoda, the Force is definitely not with him.
Wait.
-I'll call you back. -Listen...
I'll call you back. Looks like it's time for some action.
Four times champion. Mumbai it is.
Three times winner, five times runners up,
all-time champion Chennai.
God of cricket, Sachin.
Dad of cricket, Dhoni.
Hitman Rohit, you know?
Good man, the name's Raina.
"Boom Boom" Bumrah. Heard of him?
"Parasakthi Express" Tahir. Ever seen him?
Our Boult, the Terminator.
"Tamil Poet" Harbhajan, the Turbanator.
Our home ground Wankhede Stadium.
The lion's den Chepauk.
-You idli-sambar. -Tell me, Mr. Vada Pav.
I'll finish you off!
I'll rip you apart!
Only batsman we have is...
This year... Wait a minute. Bengaluru.
Boss...
Where can I get an ice cream cup?
This year the cup's ours!
Excuse me.
You look familiar.
Were you the one fighting for the last cup of ice cream?
No. I mean I have seen you somewhere in Chennai.
Forget it. By the way, I am Pramod.
Oh! Pramod!
Yes! I remember seeing you too.
Where?
West Mambalam.
Yes, where in West Mambalam?
-Karuppiah Street. -Yes, where in Karuppiah Street?
-Arangettram Apartments! -Arangettram Apartments?
Yes!
There is a laundry shop next to it.
Spot on, sir!
I visit that place regularly.
Don't I know, sir?
You always sneak in under a black towel to see Flat B-11 Pramila aunty.
-Black towel? -He keeps it, right?
It's a different black towel!
I mean it's a different person!
Pramila aunty's son Praveen looks exactly like you!
Pramila, Pramod and Praveen.
-Pra-mazing! -He is lying!
Don't believe him.
By the way, who's this?
You! Come here!
Pramod?
We failed, Janaki.
All our plans have failed.
The game is not over yet, mate.
Our last plan.
The master plan.
Shall we execute it?
Please, I am a bad dancer.
Come on, dance!
Come on, guys.
I don't know how you could show up at this wedding.
Why?
This is my family function.
When people who don't matter can attend, then I can definitely attend.
Still, do you think you have the respect here?
Why? What's wrong?
Come on, aunty!
They think it's better to marry her off to a divorcee than your son.
I wonder how you are a part of this family.
A divorcee? This is Ram's second marriage?
Excuse me,
Mr. One-Woman Man Ram.
Your game is...
over.
Aakash, shut up!
I know what you all have been talking about behind my back.
But you know what?
Let me put this straight on your face!
Yes!
This is Ram's second marriage,
and I will be his second love.
Does anyone have a problem with that?
Anyone?
Mythili, you father just fainted.
Dude!
I don't care if you get offended.
What is it?
Your wife is evil.
Pure evil!
Look at her innocently eating pudding.