It doesn't look like I'll get a good deal.
I'm going to get ripped off.
Hey!
Why are the dishes not washed?
What are you browsing?
Nothing, boss. I was just...
You've been acting strange lately.
Remember we took a heavy loan to start this business.
Don't you jeopardize it.
Come on, boss. Do you think I'll do something like that?
-Boss-- -Hello.
Chetta!
How are you?
Listen, pal.
I have been trying to reach you for past two weeks. Where were you?
Chetta...
we went to Bombay to attend a wedding.
What do you use your phone for? Trimming hair?
I don't think it has that option.
Listen, tomorrow 9 o'clock my men will come there.
I want my money!
Chetta, tomorrow morning...
the whole ₹20 lakh will be yours.
If I don't receive it...
Hello? Chetta...
Chetta?
Why does he never complete his threats?
Tomorrow morning Baby's men will come.
We have to give them the money.
So, don't forget to call me.
Give me some time. I'll arrange the money.
We are running out of time.
-Come on. -There's no time all, Mukesh.
This evening, a potential groom and his family are coming home.
If they fix the wedding, then everything's over.
Then I can't even step out of the house.
Fine, you tell me. What do we do?
Don't you forget. Call me in the morning.
Okay, boss.
My dear Maadhu and Cheenu...
By the time you read this, I will be gone.
My whole life has been meaningless.
I don't think I'll find any meaning in it hereafter.
I married a girl and ruined her life.
I almost ruined the life of another girl because of my selfishness.
I guess even God couldn't stand that, and he stopped my wedding.
I don't want to be a problem to anybody anymore.
Goodbye.
Why isn't the door locked?
Made it easy for us to get in.
What happened?
He drank the full bottle.
Shut up.
Ram!
Thank God you reached on time.
Or else he would've died?
No, I'd have gone home.
What poison did you say he consumed?
Bug spray, Doctor.
I'll slap you!
Bug spray, my foot.
I shoved a tube in to check every nook and cranny of his stomach.
Not even a drop of bug spray was found.
Shit!
There was loads of that.
The whole room stinks of alcohol.
He just got drunk.
Crazy guys.
Damn! He's alive?
Seriously, stop it!
Get lost.
Why did you bring me to a hospital? It's so embarrassing.
It's your fault! Why did you forget to drink the poison?
Yeah, like he was going to drink that.
It's all drama. To mix a low-risk bug spray in the drink.
Has anyone tried real poison for a change?
Why do you rush into things? First the divorce, then the wedding.
Did you even consult us? It's all his fault.
Right!
How long have you known Mythili? Six months?
Why ditch Meera for her?
I didn't dump Meera for Mythili.
It was for Meera that I agreed to marry Mythili.
Dude, he is still high.
It's all the same. LHS is equal to RHS.
You shut up. You keep talking.
Ram...
this is a peculiar case of incompatibility.
Your sperm cells and Meera's egg don't match at all.
So, no chance at all for us to have a child?
Meera can conceive a child.
She is not infertile.
But to conceive a child with you is very difficult.
If Meera had married someone else,
by now she would have been a mom.
Leave me for good, Meera.
Move on.
Mom!
Don't you have anything else to talk about?
Man up to your wife first.
Forget it. Fine, Mom! I am not a man.
-So be it. Now, hang up. -Ram!
Where to, madam?
No, thank you.
He's my friend. He'll get down on the way.
-Get in. -No, thank you.
Nothing to worry, madam. He won't charge you extra.
-Idiots. -Follow her.
-Madam! -Madam, wait!
-Madam, you got nothing to worry. -Told you! No, thank you!
Who was that? Dude, let's scoot! Come on!
Quick! Let's go!
-Good morning! -Good morning.
Coffee?
Yeah.
Thanks.
How did I end up here? What am I doing here?
What?
You don't remember what you did?
You don't remember what happened last night?
I'm so sorry. I...
When I drink too much...
I'm so...
Look at you. Chill! I'm just pulling your leg.
In fact, you were my saviour last night.
I saved you?
What exactly happened?
Nothing. Forget it. Coffee.
Someone called Meera was calling you repeatedly last night.
I tried waking you up, but it didn't work.
Did you answer the call?
Girlfriend?
Wife.
Okay.
Anyways, I'm Mythili.
Ram.
Ram?
Where were you all night?
I called you so many times. Why didn't you call back even once?
You know how much you worried me?
I had some work.
Work?
Maadhu told me you had left the coffee shop.
Where were you last night?
At my friend's place.
You haven't been to either of their houses. Don't lie.
I have other friends too.
You don't seem to love Meera at all.
What?
Then? After all, you guys don't have children.
You won't understand, Mythili.
Women with kids get criticized only by their in-laws.
A women without a kid, the whole society criticizes.
Poor Meera.
Ram...
A table for two.
Sure, sir.
-Okay, thank you. -Thank you, sir.
Your phone was ringing.
Who was it?
Cheenu.
Meera and I have filed for divorce.
Mutual consent.
Why? What happened?
We felt that was the best option for us.
So...
Ram...
can we meet?
I have something to tell you.
This could be a wrong time,
but hiding this from you
will make it worse.
I think...
I'm in love with you.
Please don't judge me.
I like you.
I want to be loved by you.
Well, I just spoke my heart.
That's all.
Give it a good thought, and let me know.
The people we love will never stay temporarily or permanently in our lives.
The same is the case with our feelings and emotions.
Well, rather than me explaining this...
So, what's your decision, Ram?
this song by our maestro Ilayaraja will explain it to you better.
Relationships are forever
Emotions are seasonal...
A drive...
with a woman...
and Ilayaraja's music.
Bliss!
Shut up.
Why have you complicated your life so badly?
Bro, your story is good, but the logic kinda sucks.
How did it happen?
Actor's life, bro. Actor's life.
Actor? What are you famous for?
TikTok? I am TikTok Subash, bro.
Actor Arvind Swamy slits his wrist in the movie Bombay.
I enacted that. My emotions got the better of me.
Hence the wound.
There is another slitting scene in the same movie. Remember?
Shut up and mind it.
Your life sucks so bad that even a stranger is mocking it.
Let's say, if you and Janaki couldn't conceive a child...
won't you move away from her so that she could live a better life?
Fine.
And so you divorced Meera. But why Mythili?
Divorce is just a signed document.
Meera cannot forget me so easily.
Only if I get married and move on
will she get married and lead a happy life.
Then she will also have children.
All this is for nothing! Meera is already--
What were you about to say?
Ask him!
You said "Meera's already"--
Well...
if we explain all that you told us to Meera
and tell her that there is a 5% chance for you and Ram to conceive a child,
then you can reunite. That's what he was about to say.
-Right? -Yes.
No, Maadhu.
Mythili is now my responsibility, and she trusts me without any expectations.
I cannot betray her.
You can't betray her, but you can betray us?
When did I do that?
"I don't thunk I'll find any meaning in it hereafter." What's "thunk"?
-That's "think," you fool! -Hold on!
"SBI savings is for Meera and ICICI for Mythili!
"Appliances for Meera and furniture for Mythili.
Not just that. "One half of the profit in business"
-"must go to Meera..." -Give it back!
-"...the other half to Mythili." -Silence!
Does this look like a fish market to you?
Did she attend the call or not?
It says her phone is switched off.
Her phone battery must have died. She'll be back any moment.
After all, she works in an IT company.
Sometimes her work gets hectic.
I told you a zillion times.
Do not send your daughter to work instead of marrying her off soon.
Now look.
The battery died even before she can get married.
Well...
You all came here...
you saw my daughter.
But my daughter...
didn't like you.
This is what the world must know.
Tally the accounts in the shop, and come back here.
I'll visit tomorrow morning.
No way! You stay here overnight. I'll go home.
Dude, I have a family.
You're right, but look, that family is also here.
What are you doing here? I asked first!
I'm here for my check-up.
Where's the baby? Again, me first!
-With the neighbour. -Which one?
Shut up. Already I am having a tough time handling her.
Now tell me! What are you both doing here?
Give us some time.
You handle this.
Cheenu is sick.
Poor thing. What happened?
It's not something I can say out loud.
Why? What's wrong?
Well...
Remember our Bombay trip?
Yes.
Cheenu made a side trip over there.
To where?
So, we just wanted to make sure he didn't catch anything.
Thankfully he didn't catch anything.
Yes, I didn't catch anything.
Awesome, dude. So, where did I go?
-Get lost. -Dude, where are you going?
Boss,
your daughter left office at 7 o'clock.
Boss, we looked at all possible places.
She is missing.
Boss,
there is a rumour.
Let's go! Now!
Janu...
Janu darling...
I'll finish you off!
Cheenu left.
For a Bombay side trip?
No! This is about Ram!
I don't have to teach you about Lord Ram.
You know him very well.
-Maadhu. -Yes?
Did you talk to Ram about all this?
How can I discuss it in this situation?
What situation?
Hold it properly.
-He tried to take his life! -What?
He tried to take his life?
Wait for me to complete.
He is trying to take his life more seriously
now that the wedding is stopped.
He is depressed about it, and thinking of a way out.
So, we must think of a plan to make him fall in love with you all over again.
What do we do?
Shut up! Stop rambling in here and get out.
Thank you, sister.
Come with me. I've got something important to tell you.
What is it?
Couldn't you find any other hospital?
What's wrong with this one?
Ram tried to take his life.
You already said it.
Not metaphorically but litera...
-Literacy rate in India is getting better. -Janu, please come with me.
All thanks to the Lord.
Idiot.
Well, I married you, didn't I?
Uh-oh! Tell me.
-Where are you? -Well...
I came to meet the sister.
Since when do you have a sister?
Well, I asked my dad for one. He gave birth and sent her to me via post.
Dude, I meant the nurse!
What business do you have with the nurse?
Right, valid question. Well, she is my family nurse.
Family nurse?
Like a family doctor, she's our family nurse.
I come from a middle-class family. We can't afford a doctor.
Really? Then tell me her name.
Her name?
What?
Tell me.
She speaks Kerala. Her name is Malayalini.
What? Malayalini?
She was named Malini when she was born.
Later, she started speaking Malayalam, hence Malayalini. What do you want?
Ask that nurse... Malayalini to come to my ward.
-For what? -I want to pee.
Why do you need her help to pee?
I need a nurse to help me remove the IV drip.
Then I can go to the toilet.
Sister!
Patient number 9 needs help with his zipper...
help with his IV drip.
Why is patient number 9 calling you?
-You there? Hello. -Why is he calling me?
Whose voice was that?
While Cheenu was doing his check-up.
we became friends with other patients.
Cheenu had a check-up? Hello?
Did I just hear someone spit at you? Who was that?
I was spitting at myself.
Wait there. I will personally come and help you pee. Hang up.
Okay. Come fast.
Come, let's leave.
To where?
Aren't you coming home?
You carry on. I shall go meet Ram...
at his house and ensure he takes his medicine.
-Brother... -Yes, dear?
-Take good care of Ram. -Okay.
How lovely.
Would you like to come home with me?
Fine, come.
I can't tell him.
You better tell him.
-Boss. -Spill it.
They eloped.
Boss, let's call the police inspector.
No.
To the station, now!
Get in. Quick.
Boss...
Railway or radio?
-Hi. -Turn around.
Hello, you have reached Kalakitta Da Kaapi.
Tell me, sir.
Yeah, what's up with him?
What?
Oh, my God!
Who do they think they are? Romeo and Juliet?
True love, eh?
Jerks.
True.
What?
Do you run a coffee shop or a matrimonial agency?
Your staff eloped with an employee.
She is missing since last night.
Her phone is also switched off.
A complaint has been filed with the police.
You guys vacate your shop and leave at once.
Sir, sir!
Wait, sir.
Why should we vacate?
We don't want the police here.
You better vacate.
An IT employee eloped with a tea shop staffer.
Now, that'd be a black mark on us.
So, it's fine if she had eloped with another IT employee?
Shut up!
Sir, we have signed an agreement.
You can't ask us to vacate without prior notice.
Use that agreement and do whatever you can.
Sir! Sir! Please, sir.
We have lot at stake and a lot of hope running on this shop.
If you ask us to vacate suddenly, what can we do?
Please, help us.
We won't get involved with the police. You'll have to handle that.
Today is Friday. Then it's the weekend.
If you can find that girl by Monday
and ensure she reports to her office,
you may continue your business.
This is the only way out.
Sir, come on. Before Monday? That's a steep deadline.
Sir...
Remember...
she must report to her office on Monday.
Sir...
Does he think that we are cops to find her in two days?
Jerk.
He made no sense at all!
Mukesh eloped! What's our fault in it?
Where do we look for him? That too in two days.
They say it's a police case.
They are not minors. The case won't be strong. We'll deal this.
Who is it?
Some unknown number.
Could it be Mukesh?
Answer.
Hello.
-Ram? -Speaking.
I am SI Jai Krishna from Chemmenchery police station.
Good morning, sir.
A small questioning regarding the missing IT employee girl.
Can you please come to the police station?
Sir, I am a little busy now.
My partners and I shall come tomorrow morning around 10-10:30.
Are you so busy?
No worries.
We'll mark you as the main suspects in the FIR.
You take your own sweet time.
Sir! Sir! Hello, sir...
Shut up and show up at once, you fool.
It was the Chemmenchery police station SI.
He wants us to come there at once.
Tell him we are on leave.
Look at him!
The situation is getting serious. What do you look so lost?
Well...
I am wondering how he has enough money to elope and start a family.
Like that's very importa...
It's gone.
Please tell me it's not true.
"We owe the milk vendor ₹1,350. Please settle it."
Please no. Don't say it.
He ran way with all our money.