You have to scream when you're in pain and laugh when you are in joy
...and you need to wash yourself after you shat.
These are the ones in our hands.
Rest of it is just graphics.
As I've seen the show before you, I'll telling
...you this because I've clarity on this circus.
The three people sitting in between are 3C's.
Everyone experiences butterfly effects in their life generally.
But their lives are affected by a fish.
A deep depression over the bay of bengal 6 days ago
...caused this to their lives who are about to die right now.
Come on... Let's go.
Who is this guy?
He is kidnapping boys...
Board them all...
Do you want to see what's going on over there?
They're kidnappping men.
Even my friends work in that gang.
They put an auction for these guys in Bombay and sell them all.
There is a lot of demand bro.
Gays from Abroad buy them.
They call it gay prostitution -Make it fast
This is the best business. -Yeah.
We do smuggling here, we bribe police officers
...and I need to put up with your childish antics
This is better than all of these.
And we need not wait for assholes like these.
Raju sir... How are you? Come over.
Our fish has arrived... Hold it.
Who is in the car?
Your other client, Razzaq.
Is it Razzaq from Khaleel's gang?
Yeah.
He is really dangerous, the whole Andaman fears him.
Bob Isabel... a fisherman.
But he quit fishing long ago.
20 years ago, a smuggler gave him Rs.25000 to get a fish from Srilanka.
But he is smart enough to know that it was more than a fish considering the amount.
He checked in the fish's ass.
He found two diamonds in it. Then he got to know why.
He was not just satisfied with the two diamonds.
He researched about the business.
From then on, he kept on checking fishes ass and has kept on growing as a criminal.
Note: He respects ladies a lot.
Diamonds from the fish! Pay him.
Take these three bundles.
Three bundles of one lakh each? -Yes.
There is a lot of risk in this job.
This money is not enough.
Just take the money I give and do your job.
Do you want to pay me two more bundles or do you want to end up in jail?
Sir is joking!
Let's end this joke and be serious.
Okay sir. I'll pay you two more bundles. Don't worry.
But, I'll just crack one joke before doing that.
One joke?
Open the backdoor.
Even the toughest horses ran under my command.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Simple!
Get on with your job.
Sorry Bob. I was just trying to pull your leg.
And Razzaq died because of that.
Anyway leave it... These things happen...
What about this?
Put this in the dashboard and park the car in our garage.
This car?
It's not safe Bob. It's risky.
Do you want to hear another joke?
(frustrated)
Hey Chaithu!
Isn't Sujith the one sitting in the middle?
I think you already know about our family.
Our's is a very versatile family.
My dad is versatile. My mom is versatile.
Not just them, even my husband and son are also very very versatile.
That's the reason I've decided long ago that...
my daughter-in-law should also be versatile.
Even my daughter in not an ordinary girl. They call her the same in her office-
What was that? -Versatile.
Versatile.
There is no versatality at the office. It's in cooking and looking after the house.
Didn't I tell you about the job? Did you inform her?
Chaitra! She is one of the 3 C's
She was interested in sports when she was a kid but her parents wanted dance.
In teenage, she wanted to join Air force but her parents joined her in engineering.
She wanted Civil but her parents wanted Mechanical.
At present, she is doing a job in Bangalore but
her parents bought her Hyderabad for marriage.
On a simple not, she resigned her job.
Compromise has become a skill in her life.
She always obeyed her parents for only one reason.
What would others think?
Note: This marriage is not a choice for her. It's just a lottery.
She'll quit it... I told her...
Anyway, how will a married woman have time for all these?
She'll be busy with household works from morning.
And will be busy with husband's works as he returns from the office in the evening.
Can you cook brinjal curry?
I hate brinjal.
Learn to like it then.
Brinjal is our family's favorite.
Family fruit.
Mom, it's a vegetable.
Yeah -It's a vegetable.
We are pure brinjal-tarians.
Just listen to me.
You've still got time.
My car is downstairs.
Say TEB to your mother-in-law and run away.
What's TEB?
Turn East and Bend over.
Tell her.
It suits her also.
What do you do?
I make videos on Youtube.
Cooking videos?
There is lot more in Youtube than just the cooking videos aunty.
You are so versatile. Isn't it? Then don't you know it?
Yeah.
You resemble my maternal aunt. -Is it?
What does she do? -Her husband killed her.
Chandu, Please stop it.
It's true.
As my aunt knew that my uncle had an affair, she started an affair with the watchman.
So, my uncle killed her.
After that, as watchman's wife is beautiful...
My uncle- -Okay, stop it.
That's not relevant right now. Let's talk about it later.
Trust me... It happened.
It also came out as an episode in Crime Patrol. I'll send you the link.
Okay... Let's watch it later.
But watchman's wife was beautiful.
Chandrika... another C.
The maximum time their parents ever spent together was to give birth to her.
When she was 5 years old, her dad shifted US to become financillay strong...
and her mom to Austraila.
Her parents target was just one thing.
To give Chandu whatever she asks for and also things which she doesn't ask for.
But Chandu's confusion started right there.
Should she prove her parents wrong for struggling in other countries for her?
Or feel bad that they're not with her...
Or just shut up and live her life.
She chose the last option.
She has another big confusion- Career.
For your information, She is an engineer...
Chef... Painter... Astranaut
And totally good for nothing.
After trying everything, She just started an informative youtube channel recently.
The name is Chandu cults.
Note: Recently, she has 27 subscribers and a boyfriend.
Chandu, you haven't changed.
But why are you getting ready to be changed?
What?
Did you quit your job for this stupid family?
Your mother-in-law is already telling your next 30 years time-table.
What about your career?
Chandu, middle class family works like this.
My parents like them.
And I trust them.
And it's happening... That's it.
Hey, did you get him tested?
What test?
According to a blogger, 10% of Indian men are impotent.
If you were to be with someone from that group...
Parents can't enquire about these. Isn't it?
Hey, Who is the wedding planner?
Why do we need a wedding planner?
Hello! It's okay if there is no priest... We can find hyms online.
But wedding planner is a must.
Lots of decorations... Candid photography... Lots of decoration... Stage-
Hello... Please stop it.
We are not so rich like you.
This is a small wedding.
Just the decoration and catering are enough.
Shut up! These events happen once in a lifetime.
These should be beautiful.
Shall we ask cat?
You guys didn't meet after the college, right?
Now she is a big event planner.
She does all the high end gigs in the city.
Actually, you know what... I'll call her.
NO!
I think she does all big events.
This is a small event. So don't call her.
I got it... But it's been five years since it happened.
I think it's time for a reunion.
You dumbwit! He ordered a 30 inch cake and you delivered a 20 inch cake.
Client is scolding me big time.
What do you mean by sorry? Do you think this is a small wedding?
It's a big fat wedding.
It doesn't matter if the groom is 2 inches
shorter but the cake has to be the exact size.
I'm handing the phone to ma'am. Talk to her.
I'm cutting 30% from your fee. No more discussions.
Catherine... another C.
Her life is worse than that of mowgli from The Jungle Book.
His father is better. He atleast left him in a cave.
Her father left her on the road.
Six years back, one fine night, her father wrote a good bye
letter in his worst hand writing and ran away to Mumbai.
...to become the best detective.
Sherlock Holmes.
Anyways, even her mother left her after six months.
I mean... She died.
Her parents leaving her... Relatives staying away from her...
Friends not supporting her... And even her maid quit the job...
So, she lost interest in people and human relations.
According to her... Love, Marriage and Friendship are just fake.
That's the reason she became a very successful event organiser.
Note: Nothing.
Prabhas... Charan... Mahesh
We organised their latest movies pre-release events.
There hasn't been even one minor mistake in any event.
Where are planning the venue?
See... My son is acting in this film.
His entry has to be in such a way that it's etched in history.
Let's drop him on stage with the help of ropes.
Everyone does that.
How about firecrackers?
Do one thing...
Let's drop my son in the venue ground directly from the helicopter.
Mind blowing sir.
Sir, your event is in a week's time.
I think helicopter's availability is tough.
I'll take care of that... I'll send you a number...
If you call them, you'll always get a helicopter with the pilot.
Get him to practice how to and where to land.
Okay sir... We'll leave.
We have to take care of the arrangements.
Hey babe, you have no clue what's happening here.
You have no idea who is in town.
Who? -Chaitra babe.
Hello... Cat, are you there? -Yeah.
What is it?
Chaitra is getting married.
Good for her.
I have to tell you two surprising things.
Are still surprises left in our life?
Why do you talk like a monk who has seen everything in life?
Remember you are still a virgin.
Shut up!
Aren't you?
Tell me the surprise first.
We are meeting in my flat tomorrow morning.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Hello... Hello
Is the necklace good? -It looks better on you.
I want no complaints on the clients.
Everything has to be in time.
And no delays at all.
Hold!
Wait a minute.
Wow!
Rare cut... Italian, right?
Last week magazine top model.
How much?
This is too much.
There are two people waiting for you here. You didn't even wish us.
And you are blurting out this necklace history.
Hi
Let's start with the wedding shopping this evening.
Suggest something nice for the bride.
People should go mad looking at her.
Purple kanchipuram and heavy embroidery brown sherwani for the guy.
It matches your saree.
Only if he likes it.
Ofcourse he'll wear it.
He'll never reject my choice.
What are you laughing at?
He doesn't even let you do your job. Will he listen to you?
Just be practical.
Don't be judgemental.
No... I'm not.
I know how these relationships work.
These are just good for conversations.
I love you... You are my soulmate...
I'll do anything for you... Bullshit.
Reality is that the girl and the guy are at an age to get married and they need sex...
and kids to play with.
We need to have big events for showing our jewellery and our status.
They just insert love in between.
Once a great poet said that...
It's better to lock that heart rather than loving them who knows no meaning of love.
What?
Oh my god! What was that? Heart-
Ma'am, I'm going out.
Hey Cat, we though of going to shopping in the evening right?
No I can't, there is a birthday gig of an actress.
You guys enjoy.
Fine then. I got to go.
You said there is some surprise.
I totally forgot.
I need to say an important thing to you both.
What?
I'm dating a guy.
Oh my god, are you serious? -Hmm.
Who is he? - It's Rohan!
What Rohan? -Hmm..
Our college guy? -Exactly!
Anyways, See you girls.
We expected it to be reunion, right? -Yes!
Please welcome the beautiful actress Diya.
Who is celebrating her birthday today.
She has an announcement to make.
Are you guys having fun?
So, I am into someone..
And I decided to make it official.
Rohan! I love you.
Chandu.
Okay, this is perfect.
We need to change the embroidery.
And something in dark colour. That's it.
Order it Ma'am, we will get it done.
Show the sherwanis.
Wow. This colour is good right!
Design is good. Show some other colours.
Why? You don't like that colour?
Maroon doesn't suit me.
He is not letting you work. Will he listen to you?
Just be practical.
Sujith, Maroon is my favourite colour.
Can you wear this for our wedding?
Hey, I'm going to wear the colour I like for the wedding.
So please, let me decide what colour I want to choose.
Show them.
Please, for me.
Hey, don't be silly. I will give you my life if you want.
But the colour will be my choice.
I'll commit suicide.
This is good. - Hello.
Chaitra. - Chandu here!
What! Chandu?
Check your phone.
What is this?
Use this photo for my 11 days ceremony.
I look pretty in this picture.
Don't forget to serve mutton fry on 11th day.
My favourite recipe from Youtube..
My 27 Youtube subscribers...
They are gonna be so heart-broken.
Who else is crying?
Diya. - Who is Diya?
I'm an innocent girl who got cheated on by a womaniser.
I didn't understand.
Even I didn't understand anything sister.
But, we both got ditched by the same person.
Sister, is that you? - Yes, Tell me sister.
Do you have anything sharp? blade... knife... anything works.
For suicide?
I have a pencil in my bag.
Is that okay?
Rohan gifted me.
He said me to give it our kids when they go to school.
He gave me a sharpener.
I have no idea to how many did this scumbag distribute his school kit to.
Okay Sujith, you carry on. I'm leaving.
Hey, It's too late... I can wait. - It's okay, please don't wait for me.
I can wait! - Bye.
What happened?
Suicide it seems. -What?
Chaitu, he gave me a sharpener...
and a pencil for her.
To whom? - Me.
Who is she? -Diya.
Who is Diya? -Chandu's sister.
Chandu has a sister?
She is just born on the terrace.
Wha.. Whatever!
Chandu, just think once. Whose mistake is it?
Rohan. - Then who should be punished?
Rohan.
Yeah! Rohan.
Oh God! -Okay... fine.
Chandu, first you both go to Rohan and do whatever you want.
I can't. - Why?
I am not that daring.
Let's do it today sister.
Take it.
No... no... no.
Why do we need it? - We are friends, right?
Drink some for my revenge.
No Cat, what happened to you?
Nothing happened to me, I couldn't bear their nuisance.
Take.
No... no... no. I have to go home.
This is vodka, no big deal.
I'll take care if something happens. Take.
We are selling this car.
Hey stop! Stop I say.
Where is Chaithu?
What are we doing in this hotel room?
I have never seen this hotel before.
It feels like everything is revolving.
I need some Vitamin D.
Hey!
Chaithu!
What the fuck!