How do you want me to address you?
Shut up.
Really?
I see.
Shut up.
I see.
Really?
Why are you sad?
Sad?
I'm done!
Deepika calls me home to pick her up
and then she picks me up instead
What do you mean?
My bike is parked outside her house.
And she has some issue with my bike
She hasn't even rode on my bike ever
Mohini is such a dumb name.
Hey! It's my Mum's name!
You trying to insult my Mum?
But dude, who names their bike after their mother?
Yeah?
The kind whose Mum fight to get their son a bike
It's out of respect, Naira.
Okay, sorry! I'm just so frustrated because of this idiot.
He's been on the phone for half an hour.
Why are we sitting here? Let's go for a smoke.
Let's go.
Go get it!
Hello, Naira Ma'am!
I'm not going to Birju's shop.
Brother-in-law!
You shut up!
I'm on a call!
Come join us, bro.
Can't you see I'm on the phone?
Naira.
You have dreams too?
All men are dogs.
You know that's sexist, right?
What's so sexist about it?
I'm insulting boys not girls
Insulting boys is sexist too.
Oh yeah?
Yes.
You know what I feel?
This statement isn't sexist it's just incomplete.
How?
See, the complete statement would be...
All men are dogs..
when they find a leg piece.
Look.
He has become a dog
Trippy, Karan thinks you've turned into a dog.
And Raveena..
your master!
Our Trippy... (howls like a dog)
...has turned into Tommy (dog)
Excuse me!
Men who lick their girlfriend's boot are dogs
I'm my own master
At least I have a girlfriend.
Not just a dinner partner to feed dumplings to.
I told you guys it's a work in progress.
Why don't you get it?
You are always on the phone despite we being here
Why do you say?
Hold on guys!
One second!
But bro...
We were here to discuss the Freshers' party, right?
Let's so that first!
No regular party then
we're going to the pool party?
Obviously! Pool party it is! - Obviously.
Already bought a pair of shorts.
Awesome!
No, no, no. Why pool party?
Let's go to the regular party.
What's the issue with a pool party?
Pool party...
I have hydrophobia.
Hydrophobia...?
You're afraid of water?
Yeah
I'm afraid of water.
Please, please, please, let's go to the regular party.
Please!
Dude...
We'll have tons of fun!
Alright then.
Yeah we'll have fun.
I have a class
This seems good
Trippy the stud!
Yeah, Karan?
Where are you?
Be right there!
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!
I've have an amazing idea!
What is it?
Let's go to the regular party.
at Hauz Khas.
There's 3+3 on snacks.
And unlimited IMFL.
It will be crazy!
Your head is full of shit!
Dumbfuck!
I've already ordered the shorts
Please listen to me.. - Trippy!
We just decided in the morning
You've got two dicks inside your head
Who has two dicks?
We'll drink all night!
There will be girls
Don't bother me
I'm going to meet Deepika. You guys decide.
Give it another thought please
Nonsense!
Please Naira...
Trippy, I don't have time for this.
Trust me we'll have fun!
Pool party will be more fun.
Dude!
Duuude!
Dude...
I don't want to be a Tommy.
I have hydrophobia.
You're afraid of water?
Yeah, I'm afraid of water.
What?
Oh!
What's up?
Students are you ready for the practical questions?
Yes, Sir!
Excuse me, sir.
May I speak to Trippy please?
We'll see about that later first tell me how did you come inside?
Through the open gate, Sir.
What?
It was open but..
What was the name again?
Sir, Trippy.
Trippy?
Yes!
What kind of a name is Trippy?
I know it's a little weird
Who's Trippy?
Trippy?
Who is Trippy?
Sir...
...it's mine.
What sort of a name is this?
What's your actual name?
Let go sir..
Hang on, let me know his name
Sir, it's an emergency. - Try and understand
What?
Sir...
I'll explain the matter to you
Just keep quiet.
It's an emergency!
His father has had a heart attack.
What?
What happened to my father?
He didn't tell me anything.
Is he alright?
He's sick, bro.
He's very sick of his useless son.
What?
It was just an excuse idiot!
Wanted to talk about the Fresher's party
Even the shorts won't be exchanged.
You made up my dad's heart attack just for this?
Could have made that up for your dad!
How would that have gotten you out?
You've got a bit of brain
Good job for the attack thing!
He just sits in the shop anyway.
Where's Naira?
We'll only go to Rana's pool party.
What's the problem with a regular party?
After all, Bagga is close to us
I don't want Bagga!
What do you mean?
Bagga's party
I don't want to go to Bagga's party.
Please.
But why?
The entry fees for Bagga's party is 1200.
And for Rana's it's 2000,
That will just get you three beers.
And three beers I can simply piss out.
So drink your piss
that makes it six beers.
Are you from Seelampur?
She says such nasty things!
Hey, you helpless man! - Yeah?
In your so called 'unlimited food' just kebabs and veg manchurian will be served
with disappointment on the side.
Because no way will they serve mint chutney!
Rana's party on the other hand
You know what you'll get?
What?
Onion rings!
Chicken tikka...
...and mint chutney.
I can almost taste it, man.
Let's go to the pool party.
We'll have fun.
I'm going to take Mohini along
I'm afraid Fresher party might get cancelled.
Bagga said passes weren't selling
One cigarette please
Rana said the same thing.
Oh yeah?
Let's see.
We'll pay later.
Please understand. You always understand.
Which dress should I wear to the party?
This one?
Or this?
We'll have a lot of fun at Bagga's party, I promise.
What's your plan after...
Let's plan something
How will we dance?
Won't be any fun!
How will we dance?
In the pool, Trippy.
Obviously. Obviously, dude.
If one doesn't know the lyrics or the dance steps
how will one dance then?
So annoying, man.
What do you mean?
Hindi or Punjabi tracks won't be played in the pool party
They only play that EDM and..
Enrique Iglesias!
Why do you care, Trippy?
Who's going to look at you?
Excuse me!
We aren't close enough for you to insult me
Insult him!
She's just kidding with you
Don't get offended - There's a limit right
Guys, just a second.
Trippy!
They don't play Enrique Iglesias anymore.
They play Ed Sheeran.
And even though I don't know the lyrics,
I still dance with you guys on "Gaal ni kadni"
That's because of Parmeesh bro's swag!
And it's anyway easier to dance to punjabi songs
Let's finalize the regular party!
Yes, bro!
True!
No guys!
Hello there, Naira Madam.
Oh damn!
Why do I even come here?
Did she leave?
Hey you creep!
Are you going to kiss me or what?
Rather spit on my face, right?
Just try getting credit next time.
Both of us will go on Mohini
We'll turn the swag quotient up
I'm going to enter in slo mo
I'm going to get off in slow motion.
Even if it takes ten minutes.
Like this?
The winds will blow, bro.
This feels totally cool, bro.
What fun, man!
Watch my hair blowing.
Yeah, man!
Everyone's watching!
Even the valet's will get turned on
Because there won't be anyone else there!
You'll park Mohini and enter on foot at the regular party?
But at the pool party you take her inside the premises
You spend so much on your bike.
What's the reason for all that care then?
Yeah, man.
And I just got her painted,
Poured some Gulf oil for smooth riding
And I got that aftermarket silencer as well.
I can't let these go to waste, Trippy.
Exactly!
Think about it.
Where is all the crowd gonna be at?
Where will the sex ratio be better?
Rana!
Second year
B.Com.
South Delhi.
And by South Delhi I don't mean Saket.
I mean G.K. 2.
When Rana makes his entrance,
Not only the girls but guys hug him too
Do you know why?
Because that's how Rana is.
I love Rana!
Right!
But...
Bagga is no less
Same course, same year, West Delhi.
And by West Delhi I don't mean Dwarka.
I mean Vikas Puri.
And when Bagga enters college
Not just the boys and girls
but the whole college grooves!
I love Bagga!
Bloodyasshole!
Yeah.
You and your Mohini.
There!
Where's the apology?
Before you blabber any more
Check out the Facebook pages for both parties.
There are more girls in Bagga's 'Going' list.
What are you saying? - That can't be!
I'll tell you how. What are you saying? How did that happen?I'll tell you how that happenned!
Because just like me most of the girls neither have the body,
nor the clothes for the pool party
And the ones who do, can't upload their photos on Facebook.
Because their parents might see.
It's true.
I have a bikini body.
Can't wear a bikini.
Shit!
Hey babe!
You can upload them on Instagram!
I have annoying cousins there
They show their parents.
Right!
And there's tons more trouble.
You have to carry extra clothes,
a towel, some soap...
We aren't going to a lake.
Fine, forget the soap.
There's more.
When you'll be dancing in the pool
you'll feel a shower of hot water.
Because drunkards would have peed in the pool itself
Ewww!
And right after that shock
you'll see little pieces of manchurian floating around you.
Because some fresher would have downed too many shots
and thrown up in the pool
Ewww - Ewww
Filthy!
Euhhh gross!
And after the puking in the pool
your pool party will become a regular party.
For which you dumbfucks would have paid extra..
and missed Hindi and Punjabi songs.
"Fuc...."
Sorry, Parmeesh Bhai.
"Gaal Ni Kadni"(Don't abuse)
I'm convinced.
Let's go to the regular party. - How can we...
I'm also convinced.
Regular party it is, bro!
Come on, dude. What's up with you?
Don't do this drama..
Hi!
Hello, Raveena. - What's up?
Hi!
Hi, Trippy!
Hi!
So, what's your plan for the party?
Should we go to the canteen?
I'm damn hungry.
Let me ask about her plans
Let's eat some samosas man! - Plan..
I'm craving them
Raveena - Forget it, man!
What's your plan?
We can talk later.
Just a second! I...
Regular party... - One sec
Just listen to me.
You had cold coffee?
Raveena... Just listen to me!
By any chance...
Were you planning to go to the regular party?
Yeah! I told Trippy that this morning.
He wanted to go to the pool party but
I wanted to go to the regular one.
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Cool!
You spineless worm!
You...
You kept fooling us - Lied to your BFFs.
"Gaal Ni Kadni"(Don't abuse)
Oh really?
Please guys
Bloodyasshole!
I'm my own master!
I'm sorry!
Let me go, man! It hurts!
Get off, man!
Raveena didn't want to go to the pool party
I had no other option
She told me she has hydrophobia.
But her Instagram says-
Water child!
Fucking liar!
Don't tell her this
I won't!
Wow!
But you were still arguing with us?
Obviosuly I'll convince you guys
I wanna go with my bros
Moreover my points were valid and you got convinced
He did make some very good points.
But I just can't go to Bagga's party!
But why?
I just can't!
Wait a minute!
Did you and Bagga...
No, it's nothing like that!
Nothing happened at the last Freshers's party!
I was asking if you owe him money,
what happenned by the way?
Naira...
Tell us happened at the last Freshers'.
Nothing.
Tell us!
Guys, it was nothing...
What happened, Naira?
Naira... what
Okay, fine!
I'll tell you.
We won't tell you right now.
And this is why I can't go to Bagga's party.
Okay, then.
Let's just all go to Rana's party.
Fuck it.
I'll also tell Raveena.
She'll figure something out.
You'll ditch your girl for us?
Of course, dude!
Bros before hoes, dumbfuck!
Aww, you guys are the best!
I love you!
Let's carry her away, bro.
Let's go.
If they play a romantic song at the party..
you'll have to kiss me.
Yuck! Put me down! You guys are sick!
I'm changing my plans for you, man...
How much will you drink?
Let's have some shots!
He's so shameless!
He's doing this in front of me on purpose.
I'm going to get a drink. You want anything?
Get him a vodka with floor cleaner.
Trippy!
Asshole!
Bro!
A pool party is a lot of fun indeed.
Isn't it? - Right!
Surprise!
Hello!
Raveena?
Hi Deepika!
Hi! - Hi Karan!
Hi!
You're afraid of water, right?
Come this side!
How come you're here?
Didn't you go to the another party?
No man!
It got cancelled.
I heard Bagga and Rana were incurring losses.
So they threw a party together.
So I had to come here.
Bagga's at this party?
Yeah!
I saw him over there.
Excuse me, one vodka with Limca please.
No ice!
Get me a chilled beer.
Drink up, man.
Now we'll tell you.
I mean...
I was saying...
If you don't mind
let's go for a long drive
I'll drop you home too
Dad just bought a new car.
Hey Ravi! How are you?
My name is Jasdeep.
Damn right it is.
Let's go.
Like I said...
You're looking really pretty
You're buttering me up
Drink's ready!
How far is your house...
I mean...
that's not what I meant.
Fuck!
Hi!
How are you?
I'm good.
Actually its..
It's been a while we talked at college.
The other day also you avoided me
I was on a call with Trippy
The manchurian is amazing, right?
Yes!
Have some.
Trippy!
Come into the pool!
Trippy!
Aren't you going into the pool?
No
I'm quite comfortable right here.
There are pillows too.
Come on.
Even I've started to feel hydrophobic lately
Taking a bath was such a task today.
Yep.
Hydrophobia?
Lately?
A lot.
If you can have it, why can't I?
Water child!
Shit!
I'm so sorry, Trippy.
I'm sorry!
I lied to you because...
...because I felt all of this was happening too fast.
And I feel pool parties are way to cozy and romantic.
Trippy!
Yeah?
I didn't want to mislead you
Even once back in the days also
No worries!
I'm not as stupid as I look.
I understand.
I'm not picking up any hints.
Manchurian?
It's good, right?
You're very cute!
Not as cute as you.
Something's wrong, Trippy.
What's wrong?
Something's wrong!
Should I get you water?
Trippy! - Just a sec..
Trippy! - What?
What happened?
The hydrophobia is fading away
Let's get to the pool?
Hang on.
Hi babe.
Having fun?
Sexy!
Tell me something.
Why haven't you ever rode with me on my bike?
Never thought about it.
But still..
What is it about Mohini that you don't like?
Firstly
maybe because I like control.
Secondly
Mohini is a dumb name.
You know that it's my...
Fuck Mohini!
You wanna kiss?
Right now?
By the way..
last time...
you shouldn't have left the last time.
I mean, if you don't mind
we can go on a long drive tonight too?
I can drop you home.
Now I have a car of my own too
Ravi my man, how are you?
It's Jasdeep!
Damn right it is.
By the way, Raveena
even in Titanic
Rose floats in the same way like you are
And Jack is in the water like me.
There are just two differences.
What?
First, I won't die.
Yeah.
And the second...
Jack wasn't just a dinner partner.
Neither are you.
Really?
Fuck Mohini!
Yes!
Oh God, Trippy!
Out of the pool, everyone!
Out of the pool!
Fucking asshole! What the fuck, man?
These people have no manners!
Get out, get out!
What a bitch!
Who pukes in a pool?
This is why I wanted a regular party.
Now this pool party is just a regular party.
For which everyone pay extra and even missed Hindi songs.
Bloody cheapsters!
We can still...
go for that drive.
Secure the pool first
Definitely!
Let's go!
Where's Naira going?
She found her Tommy.
What's Tommy?