1 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:12,240 I get only Rs. 10,000 as my pocket money. 2 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,760 I must pay for gas, phone recharge 3 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:18,240 and beers, food, along with expenses for my looks. 4 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,720 Then to pay for her gifts. How can I handle this all? 5 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:22,800 This is not the point. 6 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:26,080 Point is that I used to get erections in the morning 7 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,520 but since the past few days I do not get an erection. 8 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,560 I always thought love was futile. 9 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,880 Then I realized 10 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,240 boys are under-manufactured product of God. 11 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,360 Then God made better products. Men. 12 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:44,680 I am telling you. You need to keep the room cold. 13 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,640 It will surely work. 14 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:50,080 Clean the clothes of baby. Baby poops. 15 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:53,720 Feed the baby. Clean their clothes. Baby poops. Change diaper. 16 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,040 I have seen it in a movie. I know what happens. 17 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,400 Will you please come to the point? 18 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:00,760 I feel that it no longer craves joy. 19 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:04,240 I do not think boys can ever understand women at all. 20 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:08,000 - It is not even the point. - Pray tell the world! 21 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,840 How can it be delayed for two weeks? 22 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,640 - How would I do? - What do you mean? 23 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:20,760 You keep marking it in the calendar. Who else will know if not you? 24 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,440 Just ask him when was the last time he did it. 25 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:53,280 Sex. 26 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,280 - What is sex? - Sir! 27 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,000 Best thing in the world. 28 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,400 Sit down. 29 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,240 How many of you all know Woody Allen? 30 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:10,880 No, sir! 31 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,920 - The Hollywood filmmaker. Nobody? - No, sir! 32 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,280 Woody Allen once said 33 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:21,560 'I do not know the question but sex is definitely the answer.' 34 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,560 Wait! Wait! Wait! 35 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,400 On a much more basic level 36 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,600 sex is just another human need. 37 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,440 Although an integral one 38 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,920 but it is not everything. 39 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,880 Someone rightly said 40 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:44,040 Sex is the consolation you have if you cannot have love. 41 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,640 Maybe that is true 42 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:49,840 but it can never fulfil us the way love does. 43 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:55,120 So? It definitely is not the answer. 44 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,360 He spoke of sex. A good man. 45 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,760 I know. 46 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:05,960 Okay, guys, I am in the common room today till 5:00 p.m. 47 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,320 If you have any relationship related queries 48 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,360 and secret to confess, any advice you want.. 49 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,160 Feel free to come and see me. 50 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,880 - Okay? - Okay, sir. 51 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,520 - Bye. - Bye, sir. 52 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,200 Should we go see him? 53 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:22,880 It's over. 54 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,080 - Why? - You are welcome. 55 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,360 Pay me Rs. 70 that you owe me! 56 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,120 - What a strange girl! - What! 57 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,560 - I need my closure. - You are in my face. Piss off. 58 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,760 What is the problem? I need my closure! 59 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,720 All right, here is your closure Karan. 60 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:48,360 You are a darling, a sweet heart, a cute little flower 61 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,040 but I need a man. A grown up man. 62 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,760 Not a two year old sissy like you. 63 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,040 You got your closure? Now piss off. 64 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,040 How dare you, Karan? 65 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,320 So you are saying that I am no longer a man? 66 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,040 You never were, Baby. You never deserved me. 67 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:09,440 He does. 68 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,000 - I will beat you up. - Go ahead! 69 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,720 But does missing a period mean pregnancy? 70 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:38,480 Only after sex does one get pregnant. 71 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,480 And we never had sex, right? 72 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,920 We did but we did use an expensive condom as well. 73 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:47,760 It has been said that condom is not hundred percent safe. 74 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Is that so? 75 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,200 Darn it! 76 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,200 If I become a father at this age 77 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,400 what will happen to me? 78 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:08,000 Sir, I want to go toilet. 79 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,360 But you just went? 80 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,640 It is not me, sir. 81 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,960 It is my kid. I need to change his diaper. 82 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,720 I think we should go for advice. Come on. 83 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:32,400 Why do you need someone else when I am right here? 84 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,320 Is that so? Tell me. 85 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:38,040 I think you still have not moved on from Navi. 86 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,200 What are you saying? 87 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,320 I had myself insulted twice. Do you not remember? 88 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,480 Is that so? 89 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:46,760 When did you last cry tears of joy? 90 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,960 Joy, I remember! 91 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:53,280 I was in first grade. Dad got me a water bottle. 92 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,600 It kept the water cool for 6 hours. 93 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,640 I got a bit emotional. 94 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:02,160 Silly! I am speaking of male tears! 95 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:10,440 Not much after Raveena left. 96 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,280 You are telling this now. 97 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:17,880 - You must have imagined. - I tried all, all in vain. 98 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,840 Since Raveena left you have been unable to ejaculate? 99 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:24,760 No. 100 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:27,320 Break up is the reason then. 101 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:31,080 - But even you had a break up. - Mine is different. 102 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,600 I feel way better after break up. 103 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,920 Physically, mentally, financially, emotionally.. 104 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,280 Even sexually. 105 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,360 I do not believe. 106 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:46,160 I am telling you. I have thought of it. 107 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,560 I deserve something better in life. 108 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:50,840 To heck with Deepika. 109 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,680 What happened to me then? 110 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,760 We are trying to figure out. 111 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:01,840 Tell me in detail, when did you ejaculate. 112 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,720 - Every instance. - It will take an entire semester. 113 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,480 Be that as it may, give me the highlights. 114 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,320 Okay. 115 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:14,800 When I was eighth grade I saw a movie 116 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,840 named 'Satyam Shivam Sundaram'. 117 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:21,440 - Then I went full blast! - What are you saying? 118 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,240 I have got a good news. 119 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:41,200 Once it spreads it will set fire all around. 120 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,560 Meet me in canteen. 121 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:48,560 We have to travel, right? So it can be delayed due to stress. 122 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,400 And what if anyone knows? 123 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:54,120 Let us leave it be. 124 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,640 Naina, first we must know of it. 125 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:01,160 We cannot take responsibility of Baggu at this age. 126 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,800 - Baggu? - Yes. 127 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,640 With that name, the baby will never be born! 128 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:11,000 Naina, I am stressed and you are joking. 129 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:15,520 Should I ask the chemist for it? 130 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,040 Why not ask him for snacks? 131 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,800 Dude, does the king still rise? 132 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,280 Tell us now. 133 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:41,040 What's up? How are you? 134 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,600 Are you keeping your hands clean after wiping tears of joy? 135 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,600 Now make me a special one. 136 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:02,280 Do not eat so much of oil. Rather than use oil for massage. 137 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,560 And all will be fine. 'Satyam Shivam Sundaram'. 138 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,120 - Karan! - Trippy! 139 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:25,720 I am helping you and you are telling everyone about it! 140 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:30,080 You told everyone that I have performance issues! 141 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,720 I am helping you so why will I tell everyone about it? 142 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,000 So why will I do so? Think over it. 143 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,120 So who did it? 144 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,880 The students will drag us. What should we do? 145 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:49,080 - Is this a show here? - Look around. 146 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:53,040 Even he is giggling. 147 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,920 Look at that. 148 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,520 Come on. 149 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,920 - Is this happening today? - Yes, in the common room. 150 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:16,840 Yes. 151 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:21,720 I need 'good news'. 152 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:28,080 - Raman, give him a condom. - That is not it. Come on. 153 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,120 Are you not ashamed? 154 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:39,800 I do not want a condom. I want to find out. 155 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:44,760 - Raman, give him a thermometer. - Raman, stop being so hasty. 156 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:49,880 - Leave it be now. - I'll talk to him now. 157 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,240 Listen to me. 158 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:58,600 One to find out of the lady is pregnant. 159 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:02,560 - She is pregnant? - I am not. - You are not? 160 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,680 I am not! 161 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,120 Sorry, Ma'am. 162 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,120 - He told me. - Sorry! 163 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:15,240 - I need a pregnancy test kit. - Raman, get it! 164 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,360 This is it! This is what I want! 165 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,400 That is it! Give it to me! 166 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,560 Raman, get it! 167 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:29,080 Sir, nice one! 168 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,400 Where does the test happen? 169 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,160 I told you it is not hundred percent safe. 170 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,720 I do not want to do it. 171 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:49,160 If a condom is not safe and this test is not safe 172 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,960 then what is safe? Monkey piss? 173 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,920 Calm down! We are in the market! 174 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,600 I told you I do not want it. My choice. 175 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:05,000 Let us go to Lokpuri. 176 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,480 There is an experience nursemaid there. 177 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,920 And you do not want to go! 178 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:14,640 - Ms. Rashmi from 37C. She can tell.. - I do not want to go there. 179 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,000 Let's just wait and see. 180 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:24,360 I am scared beyond my wits here. 181 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,040 I cannot just wait and see. 182 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,160 Okay. 183 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,880 Then go alone. I will see what it is. 184 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,880 I can handle it. What can it be? 185 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,440 I can do this. 186 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,760 Why is it in English? 187 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,520 Naina, you need to make me understand. 188 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,960 Hey, I just myself a cup of coffee. 189 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,480 Do you need anything to drink? 190 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,240 Coffee, tea, soft drink or something. 191 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,520 A. I am not a kid. 192 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,920 B. I only drink Americano without sugar. 193 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,160 Okay. 194 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:10,680 So, what brings you here? What's happening? 195 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,720 - I missed by periods. - For how long? 196 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,320 Sir, I did a google search. Nothing wrong. 197 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,560 Even common cold is shown as cancer there. 198 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:20,760 That is not even the point. 199 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,280 Go ahead, tell him. 200 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,760 Point is that I used to get erections in the morning 201 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:32,640 but since the past few days I do not get an erection. 202 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:36,240 I am telling you. You need to keep the room cold. 203 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,480 It will surely work. 204 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,920 Where should I start from? 205 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,440 College life is worst. So is love. 206 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:50,120 Then I realized boys are under-manufactured product of God. 207 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:54,360 Then God made better products. Men. 208 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,400 Thank God. 209 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,920 And now I feel that I am not into boys anymore. 210 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,480 And you are into men! 211 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,840 Amazing! Yes! 212 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,200 So have you found the man that you are looking for? 213 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,800 Of course. 214 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,120 I like mature people. 215 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,800 The boys have no sense at all. 216 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,640 All they want is to change us. Always. 217 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,440 That is how kids are born. 218 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,760 I have seen it in a movie. 219 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,920 It is okay, Ms. Naira. It is very common. 220 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,200 And most probably it is not pregnancy. 221 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,560 Really? 222 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,320 Yes. 223 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,200 What are you so afraid of? 224 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,160 Is it because people will find out? 225 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,840 - It is already out. - Yes sir. 226 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,680 You cannot accept it. 227 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,320 Yes, sir. This one. 228 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:46,280 He is going in without help. This is bound to happen. 229 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,440 - I told him. - Karan. Please get up. 230 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:54,320 - What did I do? - I said get up. 231 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,920 - Come on! - I did not.. - Go on now, do it. 232 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,520 - I did nothing. - Get up and pass me that book. 233 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,320 So start with it. 234 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,480 - Trippy. - Yes, sir. 235 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,320 Think of Karan as your penis. 236 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,280 - What sir? - Please bear it for today. Please. 237 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,320 Please. 238 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,440 - Fine. - Okay okay. 239 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:27,840 He did not get up when we tried to force him for it. 240 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:33,040 But when he found a good reason he had no problem getting up. 241 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,360 - So you are saying.. - Wait for the right feeling. 242 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,840 I told you it is normal. Did you see that? 243 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:47,240 By the way, you were telling me about the break up. 244 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,240 So when was the last time you dated someone? 245 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,720 A week ago. I broke up with him. 246 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,600 And what is the reason? 247 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,120 Same issues. 248 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,240 You don't make me feel loved. You do things according to you. 249 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,720 You do not understand me. 250 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,920 Yes, I do not understand you. I do not. 251 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:07,080 Why should I understand you when yourself don't get me! 252 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,680 Why must I adjust? 253 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,280 Problem lies in adjusting for the guy. 254 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,360 Problem lies in adjusting for anyone! 255 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,960 But you want him to adjust as per you. 256 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,840 I never asked him to. 257 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,240 You never asked him not to, either. 258 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,680 What do you mean? 259 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,640 Listen, kid. 260 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,480 I think the issue is 261 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,400 you do not want them to ask you to adjust 262 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:37,600 but on the other hand you do want them to adjust to you. 263 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,240 And according to you. 264 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,880 And that is why I want a man. 265 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,880 That will not change anything! 266 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,480 How? 267 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,120 You will still have the same issues. 268 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,560 What issues? 269 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,480 God forbid, if she is pregnant. Will you leave her? 270 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,560 Will you stick by her during this time? 271 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,160 Speak up. 272 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:19,400 Sir, we have seen a lot together. 273 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:26,320 And after a while we will go through a phase of long distance relationship. 274 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:33,360 What of the kid? We can handle it all. 275 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,520 Do not worry. 276 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,160 What is it? 277 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,440 I think I am down! 278 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:51,920 What is it? 279 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,000 I think I am down! 280 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,240 Sir, you are great! 281 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,160 This is thanks to you! Thanks to you! 282 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,040 Thank you sir! 283 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:12,720 This is also right... 284 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,480 Did you get your closure? 285 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,920 Yes, sir. 286 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:18,960 Are you sure? 287 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,400 Yes, sir. 288 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,320 I do not think so. 289 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,360 Okay. 290 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,680 You need to mend your mind around that girl 291 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,760 and try moving on. 292 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:34,400 - Yes, sir. I am trying. - Too hard. 293 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:39,120 I said the same, sir. In Hindi. 294 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:43,960 Karan, get up and leave. 295 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,240 I am too long to be a penis, sir. 296 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:57,960 You want to taste this. 297 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:00,360 No. 298 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,520 It tastes better with sugar. Trust me. 299 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,120 I am sure, I have my own. 300 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,280 See? That is the issue. 301 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,280 If I do not want to taste it then I do not want to taste it. 302 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,680 How difficult it is to understand? 303 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,720 And how difficult it is for you to taste it and say 304 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,720 I like mine better, thank you. 305 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,920 Listen to me, Deepika. 306 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,240 Opposites attract and it is true for magnets. 307 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,520 But not for relationship. 308 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,440 You need some like mindedness for love. 309 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,120 One gets to change when they see 310 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,800 their own nature in someone else. 311 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:42,560 Once you find a man like you who is stubborn and rigid 312 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,840 and then you know how it feels for the other guy. 313 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,200 And trust me, you will hate it. 314 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,080 You get what I am trying to say! 315 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,360 - Then to heck with men as well. - Deepika! 316 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:07,800 - What? This one? - Darn it! 317 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:13,360 Hey, tell us some tricks. Help me with some oil. 318 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,520 Leave it be. 319 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:26,080 Tell me, how does it work? 'Satyam Shivam Sundaram'. 320 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,240 Leave it be. It is silly. 321 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:47,080 I have read it. I did my research. 322 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,280 Hey, guys! 323 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,680 Karan 324 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,360 let me tell you of a way. 325 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,480 Dip it in warm water at dawn and dusk for a week. 326 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,760 Then you shall see it bloom! 327 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,400 I will make you suffer! How dare you say this! 328 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,440 Bagga! 329 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,000 Today, you will not speak. 330 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,640 Dim wit! 331 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,040 Do nothing! 332 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,160 What is your problem? 333 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,000 What is your problem? 334 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,760 That he has some issues? 335 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,560 It happens with everyone. 336 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,320 I say it because it happens with me. 337 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,120 If you say, it is not happening with you.. 338 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,600 Not in my case! 339 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,360 Lies! 340 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,040 And what is male ego? 341 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,280 What? You cannot even speak to anyone about it, right? 342 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,400 No one ever taught you. 343 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,680 You smother inside fearing your will be declared impotent 344 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,160 once people come to know of it. 345 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,920 That your bazooka wil fail! 346 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,080 What is happening to him 347 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,480 is normal! 348 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,520 What? 349 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,120 Normal. 350 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:21,240 Normal! He is right! 351 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,880 It is not that big of a problem! 352 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,280 Women understand it and support us. 353 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:32,720 And you will find a partner even with this problem. 354 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:37,600 - Look at our Virat! - But he got the game, right? 355 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:42,680 Dude may be captain but he does not hit a six at every ball. 356 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,440 Nor is he a captain for this thing! 357 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,800 He is a captain as he knows 358 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:52,920 that he may win or lose, take a single or hit a six. 359 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,480 It is okay. 360 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:58,080 It is okay to be clean bowled sometimes. 361 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,880 - It is normal! - It is all fine! 362 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,360 That was a good one! 363 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,640 We love you. 364 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:23,920 Excuse me. 365 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,880 I do get clean bowled sometimes as well. 366 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,040 I knew about you. 367 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,280 Buddy. 368 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,400 I often fail at this game. 369 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,920 Sir, what about you? 370 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,640 I was going to get some sauce. 371 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,160 So tell me. 372 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,080 Who spread this thing? 373 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:16,720 You bastard! You want to mock others! 374 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:20,760 I will pump you up so bad that you will have a hard on for life. 375 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,400 You cowards cannot get anything done 376 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,920 and hence you send your master! 377 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,720 - Come face me! - Silence, fool! 378 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,080 Bagga, stop acting high and mighty with them around. 379 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,480 I will have you dance to my tunes! 380 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,560 I, Bhati, swear this! 381 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,800 - This is wrong, Bagga! - Scum! 382 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,240 This feels nice. 383 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,440 It feels nice to slap you! 384 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,160 - Come on here! - Come! 385 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,920 Hit me! 386 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,920 Get the game on!