'Hello Karan Sir, I mean Karan baby.'
'Do you know I need to pinch myself'
'to believe that we are together in real life.'
'Is Bagga sir still upset?'
He has been upset for the last week.
'You know, I was so excited to tell the entire group.'
'That we are truly boyfriend-girlfriend.'
Okay, so first, let's solve Bagga and Naira's situation,
and then we will tell ourselves.
'Did you talk with Sister Naira?'
The problem is, she's ignoring us, not picking our calls.
'I feel if they communicate face to face, everything will be sorted.'
What did you say?
'If they talk, it will be sorted.'
So let's do this,
we have shifted to a new place.
We had to throw a house party, so let's have a party.
We'll have Naira on call during the party, and get them to talk.
'Okay, I'll invite everyone, good idea.'
Great! Don't tell Bagga.
-It will be a surprise. -'Okay.'
Listen, blue looks great.
Wait, wait.
My kiss?
"The love returns."
Karan, you need a haircut.
You're welcome.
-He is the one. -Wait.
-What?
I finally found a good room.
If I lose this too, trust me.
I'll get you out, okay?
-You? You'll get me out? -Yeah.
-You? You? -Yes.
-Me? Out? -Yes.
What, you bloody coward?
Where is my cigarette? Where the hell this asshole has kept it?
Brother...yes.
Fucker Harry, you smoked...?
Man, need to buy it again!
Sir needs these to poop.
Yuck, that's smart.
Brother Ram, isn't the weather great?
Do you think it will rain?
You are a genius!
Sister, do you know the sister in the white car?
Bagga?
-Yes? -Where are you coming from?
Where are you coming from?
Where are you coming from...?
I went to get a box of Mukesh.
Your chance now.
Morning walk, brother.
Cigarette is bad. Stop smoking.
Brother, you have never been on a morning walk.
And you have never done a threesome.
The world is, just you can't do it.
Were you alone?
No brother, my dick went too, why don't you hang from it?
Asshole!
Tell me something more, Bagga?
Do you like my butthole's aroma so much?
-Why? -You are always there.
You take your Mohini. I have something to do. I'll take my car.
At least start thinking properly.
What?
We have a house party in the evening.
Is it?
Party...
-Fuck! -No!
Bagga? Oh, God! Bagga?
Good morning, sir.
Do you like my butthole's aroma so much?
-Why? -You are always there.
Stop laughing. Where were you?
Sir, I was in the bathroom.
I was there a little while ago.
I went to the market then to get your cigarette.
If you smoke it, you'll buy it.
Don't touch it the next time, got it?
Sir, Deepi messaged.
For the party, so can I invite some of my friends?
Freeloaders unite!
Thank you, sir.
What happened?
Karan sir.
Karan baby, one minute. Couple pic?
This is how Bagga was pouting in the morning.
It's quite possible that he actually went on a morning walk.
-He might have met some old friend. -How can he go on a walk...
So, I just saw your latest trick, Bagga with another chick?
Who is she? We are this close.
See?
After the online incident, his face just fell...
There can't be a single insect which can give that huge of a bite.
-And I know how a Hickey looks. -I'm sure, you know.
-I know why you know. -I regret why I know.
-Is it? -Yeah.
It's quite possible that Bagga sir had really done a one-night stand.
One night stand can get you satisfaction.
But the way that guy was happy,
he is cheating Naira.
Why don't you guys try? He'll die, but he won't pout.
Hold on. Bagga was pouting?
Definitely. He's cheating. Long distance never works.
I need to go to Naira with proof.
He refused to come with me and got a chick to college.
We'll get the proof in his car.
-I'll get the keys. -I'll get it.
-No, I will. -Okay.
Have you seen Bagga sir?
Hey, did you see Bagga sir?
Did you see Bagga sir?
Where is he?
Who the fuck...
Do you want to get it from where you left?
Have you seen Bagga with some chick?
No. But we can look for her.
God!
You are cheating on Karan.
Cheating on Karan?
None of your business. And who the hell are you?
Alisha.
We are not dating anymore.
-Now get lost. -So you're single now.
God, finally!
You are Karan's ex?
Yes?
-I want to go in. -Why?
-My compass is inside. -Get it from the market.
-Car keys? -Why?
I'll get the compass from market.
Yeah.
One minute. Okay, you have the key, get lost.
Let's click a friends pic.
Because I don't have a pic with my friends.
Come on.
And that is the reason, you stand in front of everyone.
Here, okay?
-Bagga sir? -Yes?
Let's pout?
Let's strip and dance naked too?
You make the reels.
-Having fun dancing? -Yeah.
-Give me the car keys. -No. No.
-Give me the car keys. -I'll go.
-Crazy woman. -I'll go.
Why didn't you tell me about you and Karan?
What's there to tell?
-Of course, there is, he is my senior. -Me too.
Shut up.
Not just senior, but my roommate too.
And you know, as an army kid,
I never had a chance to make long girlfriends.
I just kept moving around. I finally have a chance now.
-To have real friends and real us... -There is no real us.
We are just screwing around.
I get it.
Let's chill...
Washroom in 15 minutes, now!
Ex-girlfriend, roommate.
Senior!
God! God! God!
Bagga sir didn't pout in the picture with me.
Means he's definitely cheating.
Fucker! Cheater!
Fuck!
If you don't like something,
you only do it if you really like someone.
This is not just an affair, but a whole relationship, by God!
What is this?
For the sellers, Eau De toilette!
This Eau de Toilette is ladies perfume.
Oh, fuck!
I'll call and hit you. Your sister's sweets!
Hey, what are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Brother, liquor for evening is all set.
I've so much liquor that people will dance with their socks on the face.
What's aunt's perfume doing in your car?
Such an illiterate man!
Eau De Toilette!
Who goes to toilets? Both gents and ladies, right?
Here, ladies, gents, anyone can use it, even me.
-Really? -Multi-sex.
Look here. Where did you get this hickey from?
It's not a hickey, a spider bit me last night, dude.
I thought I'll be Spiderman by morning. But you know...
And where did this come from?
You have become such a loser!
Don't you know a condom pack?
Just get some good lady and play Holi with her.
This condom pack is for you.
How ridiculous! One second.
Hey, excuse me.
Hi, myself Bagga, we have a party at our house tonight.
-And this is my forever single friend. -No, we don't have such arrangements.
She is my girl.
I thought they were siblings, dressed alike.
Fucker! Brother, keep this.
They are playing with it, you just blow it in balloons and throw on Holi.
Asshole!
"We have become..."
-Excuse me? -Yeah?
-Mango juice? -Sorry.
"We have become..."
"Your..."
-Hi -"This is my prayer..."
"To let me be lost in you..."
"Because death..."
Dare, dare, dare. Dare, dare.
-Dare! -We want kiss.
-Come on. Kiss. Kiss. -Kiss. Kiss.
-Yayy! -Kiss.
Okay...
Hello? Yeah?
Be careful in the party, I think Karan is on it.
Yeah.
No, we won't say a thing till you are comfortable.
Okay, listen, don't make eye-contact.
Oh, brother!
-How is Delhi smelling like Manali? -No, no.
-Only tobacco, want it? -Great man, great.
"Distance..."
"How do I..."
Nice!
"You are my..."
Drink?
"Beloved..."
Cheers.
Would you rather do a funny guy or an attractive guy?
Both.
Cheers to that.
-What is this? -Nothing.
Just some drinks.
I'll have what you are having. Now, go get one for yourself.
Now.
Good call.
Actually, I don't have time now.
Why man?
Bitch!
"In the drizzling rains!"
You know that...
"It is new!"
Whiskey and beer is a bad combo, right?
And who the fuck are you?
Sorry, excuse me, My phone.
Also, how would you want your drink with water or...
Same, I said the same.
"It is new!"
"These smiling lips hide some secret!"
"The roads are new..."
"The destination is unknown!"
Adventure?
"These mild aromas..."
What happened?
"It seems there is something intoxicating!"
-What is this? -"These young..."
So?
I know Bagga is cheating.
But I don't know how to expose him.
-Actually... -Stop it.
Will you eat her up completely?
The party is so damn great, how did you arrange it?
Did you sell your body somewhere?
Be careful.
This is society pool, anyone can use it.
-Really? -'Hi, everybody.'
-'How's everyone?' -Naira! He is live.
Sister Naira?
Hey, bitch!
-Sister Naira. -Hi, Naira.
'It seems so great seeing you all.'
'I am feeling FOMO.'
-We too... -'Shall I come over?'
Come over.
-Me... -'Wish I could, but...'
'I'm really sorry but I have to leave for my classes in a while.'
I just have to talk to you, go back...
'Hello? One second, hello? What?'
-It's important. -'Hello. Can't hear you, Karan.'
'But I have got juice. Hey, cheers.'
Juice!
No problem, you have your juice. Cheers!
'There is lof of juice here.'
Cutie!
What happened?
Who is that chick?
She's not of our college.
She's my cousin.
Bullshit!
She's the same bitch, he was roaming with in the morning.
Deepika have some manners. I'll forget we are friends.
What is this bitch, bitch?
Is this how you'll talk to your friends?
-For her? -What?
She's the reason you are cheating on Naira?
'Karan?'
'What are you even saying, dude?'
Naira,
I...
This, Bagga is cheating you, really!
What are you saying, dude?
-Have you lost it? -He really is cheating, naira.
Hey,
-It's not that. -Are you an asshole?
-This entire party is for you. -Let him speak.
-What should I let him say?
The party was to cheer him up.
And look at his daring.
He got the chick to the party.
Brother, it's not that.
-Guys... -You're misunderstanding. It's not that.
-It's not that? -Calm down!
Hold on, hold on.
Hold.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this? Tell me.
Just say you're not a cheater.
-Go ahead. -Yeah.
Yeah, I am cheating.
I...
It's long distance. She's there. I'm here.
But she is maintaining long distance.
Brother, I didn't tell you because I knew you wouldn't get it.
What don't I understand? Naira...
What the...
Guys.
-Keep quiet. -Naira, phone...
Give. Let me call her. Let me call her.
-Listen to me, dude... -It was my mistake.
I made you my roommate.
You fucker, walking around with hickeys!
Easy. Easy.
You don't even deserve Naira. Understood?
-Karan, listen to me. -Listen.
If anything happens to her,
you won't be alive.
-I'll beat you. -Please, please...
Leave him.
What are you doing here?
I came back last night.
I know, I said so much while going.
I'll do this and that in the US.
I'll achieve something big.
But...Karan, I couldn't focus there.
So many people, such a huge campus.
And amidst all this, I was feeling homesick and alone.
And I just couldn't survive. I...
I couldn't do it. My confidence took a hit.
So, you could have told me.
I'm ashamed.
I felt like a failure.
You know, if Bugs hadn't supported me,
I would have been sitting in the house, thinking, how to face you guys?
Sorry, dude.
Are you crazy? Why are you saying sorry?
Sorry!
I'm sorry.
This bastard is cheating on you.
-And we couldn't do anything. -No, he isn't.
-He's cheating... -No, he isn't.
-Cheat... -She really is his sister, his cousin.
It was me, in the cab and admission office.
They were covering for me.
He's not cheating on me.
He was even ready to be a cheater to protect me.
-He isn't cheating? -No.
Apologize to him.
Dude, you were pouting. Why are you hitting me?
She's my sister.
Even if she murders someone, I'll be with her.
Pouting is nothing. Due to that pout...
And why are you smiling?
Were you going to attend the entire college year in secret?
But you are so unfocused, you wouldn't even know I'm here.
Guys, all of you idiots, who can't see?
-What? -Karan and Deepi are a thing.
-Thing? -Couple, couple.
-When did you know? -He's a couple now?
I have a girlfriend. Take her too.
-Brother, why did you give me this? -So will you throw that fact at my face?
I only know because I have been seeing the pics of their matching outfits.
I also saw that you're wearing matching bracelets.
Fuck you!
Bagga, have I not taught you well enough?
I've been trying to hide this black mark since the last two days.
-Liquor me, man! Get him out. -We will drink!
-Make a peg, man! -Wow...
Cheers!
Anyway, before you guys, start fucking shouting
and screaming on top of your fucking lungs,
I just want to say that me and Harry are, we are...
-Couple? -Dating?
-Who are you? -She's Kritika.
Hi guys.
-Hi, Kritika. -Please tell us.
No, we are just like, whatever, chill, so...
Yeah, so...
-Chill! -Everyone chills after liquor.
So you should move...oh fuck...move.
-Limited to that, okay. -Excuse me.
Cheers!
Okay, okay, one second.
Okay, I got you.
Are you okay?
I told you, whiskey and beer is a bad combo.
-You okay? -Yeah.
-Can you help us out? -Of course.
I'll take it. It's okay.
See, this has 43% alcohol.
If I drink two pegs, will it be 88%?
I'll tell you after having it.
If I could move you here...
Listen to me.
-Listen to her. -No more secrets from now on.
-Secrets cancelled. -Lets go.
-Cancelled. -Truth!
Come, let's take one, come.
Why isn't anyone giving me liquor?
1, 2, and 3...
-Hey guys? -Yeah dude?
What is this excuse of a party?
Who knows brother, some fuckery!
-Who called you guys here? -Your uncle.
Sir. This is Bhati, sir.
The family friend I used to stay with.
I told you, right? And this is Kuka.
Fuck!