Break it.
Go beat someone up with this.
Did you talk to Bugs...
Did you talk to Bagga at your family event?
He didn't come.
Raavie he is your brother.
Just give it time.
At least I can deal with my frustrations with this guitar.
What about you?
That idiot is your family too.
Don't worry.
I have ordered more.
I am sure it's on the way.
It's not on the way it's here already.
Dippy my brother!
Meet my bro Dippy.
He has given me a lot of guidance in life.
He is so cute!
I know.
But I am not in the mood.
So fuck off!
Okay.
Here, drink it.
That's just how she is man.
No matter how she is...
She is still a lot better than your Naira.
Don't say her name.
Okay, I won't.
Let's call her 'Termite'.
Come on.
Why are you getting hurt?
I am telling you that girl was a termite.
She left you hollow on the inside.
Just stop it, man.
She is a gold digger bro.
She stole all the gold from your silver armour.
Just stop.
That bloody Naira turned out to be a traitor.
You broke the bottle on my head.
You can't just call me big bro, you have to repect me too.
You broke a bottle on my head for a girl?
I told you stop talking shit about her.
You don't just call yourself a brother...
Oho! Mr. popular.
You look like a cartoon. What is all this?
Hello?
Naira, I can hear you but why can't I see you?
Where are you? Where are you?
Oh.
You see, this kitty party look that you have.
Acting like you're blind.
I think it's working.
Bagga won't be able to recognize you today either.
Sorry plants.
-Thank you Mr. Sharma. -Hurry up.
We need to finish the homework from the coaching classes so be on time.
Just don't tell me to pay Mr. Sharma.
I have seen you in college. Nice.
Naira, you need to stop talking about studying in front of people.
-Why? -I am not a nerd.
They might think I am a geek.
Do you remember what you said to me?
-What? -Naira we went to school together,
we are in college together,
so we will do the MBA together as well.
-You've become filmy. -Really?
How will we do that?
That's right. Pick it up.
-Hey! Where is Karan? -There.
Your girl is roaming around with someone else out there.
Hey man.
Is your phone in your front pocket or your back pocket?
-Why? -I want to know
which side is enjoying the vibrations.
Because you won't pick up.
But my phone is off.
Listen.
Get up. Let's go. We will bunk lectures and watch a movie.
Karan, you need to do entrance prep or you might fail.
First we watch a movie. Then we hang out.
Then we get drunk. My treat. Let's go.
Karan! Don't get caught up with aimless roommates.
Don't waste your time. Let's go.
I am not just your roommate bro. We are like brothers aren't we?
Your brother wants you to join him. Now come with me.
Karan, am I not like a brother to you? Come with me to study please.
-I told you to come with me! -You might fail Karan!
How will you fail? I won't let you.
Enough!
Do I look like an accounts balance sheet
for you guys to play credit and debit?
Tell me something.
Will you come to the party? The drinking party?
No way.
You. Will you study with us?
Are you crazy?
I have been explaining it for 3 weeks now. Talk to each other.
Solve your issues!
But did you listen to me?
The one on top.
Now I don't give a...
-Flying fudge... -Flying fudge...
What is fudge? Oh.
Thank you Mr. Sharma!
Please pack my food.
Have you ever had car sex?
What is this nonsense?
What? Stop giggling. Move it.
Stupid. Take a left.
-Good morning Munjal Sir. -Good morning.
Tell me.
Obvio dude.
But thankfully that was my last experiment with the boys.
What experiments are you guys discussing?
This is not for you.
Yes DP, this is a bit out of syllabus for you.
You won't tell me?
I am your senior.
First-years...
This... is a quiz.
-Are you a fiery couple -Or a frigid couple?
I wanna give the quiz too.
I always come first in these things.
-Oh. -Oh really?
-You always come first? -Yes.
Well okay then.
You and Karan always do it in the bedroom, right?
-Yes. Yes. -With the lights off?
-No shower sex? -Jungle sex?
-Park? Plane? -Car?
-In a train? -In a lane?
No way guys.
Obviously not.
Check the results.
Then the two of you...
are not a frigid couple.
Yes! So we are a fiery couple?
No.
Means?
Means you are a bar of soap.
No fire and no ice.
We told you baby. This quiz is not for you.
Senior.
More like senior citizen.
Good one.
Attention students.
Your new Principal Dr. Anshul Chaddha is joining today.
We will welcome new principal with our best behaviour.
But the students are smoking weed!
They have turned the college into a drug den!
The next person who is caught
will be taken to the principal and expelled!
Understand?
Baby!
Baby...
Will you do exactly what I say?
Just say it.
Don't ask any questions.
Promise.
Let's go then.
Where?
To start a fire.
Bringing special pastries to college?
-No sir, it's just magic brownies. -Yes sir.
How about you say that to the new principal?
Wait here only!
Hey!
Hey, where are you...
Baby.
When I was in school the vice-principal cut my hair
in the principals office in front of everyone.
After that, this is the second time I have ever been here.
Oh shit...
Why did we come here?
To start a fire...
And tell everyone.
Tell them what?
We might not have done it anywhere other than our bedroom...
but we will do it in a place... that no one could imagine!
Harry and Raavie said that
we are not a fiery couple or a frigid couple.
We are not a bar of soap, baby.
Look...
The only thing a dog can do is bark
and piss on other people's happiness.
Our relationship
is not fiery or frigid.
It's iron.
Means?
Stronger than everything else.
Okay baby.
Where are you going?
Let's fulfill our promise.
Let's celebrate with something sweet first.
Oh God... what have I done?
Oh God! Another weak woman is pissing me off!
Sorry...
Take your boyfriend problem out of my space.
Really sorry but not boyfriend problems.
Then?
What happened? Tell me.
-Wh... Why are you spraying water? -Will you answer or should I come there?
I will tell you. Actually...
somebody cheated me online.
Does he have your nudes or...
ooh, private chats?
Private chats.
What is he blackmailing you for?
Money or sex?
Money. How do you know?
Why in the world do you women get into such kind of mess?
Like... such kind of mess!
I was... I was really lonely and I thought
that I should look for a companion after my husband's death.
Husband's death?
When did a student find the time to get married?
Who the hell are you?
Are you a teacher?
What should I do...
he will expose me. My name will be slandered and...
I will be called a perverted teacher and God knows what else.
What should I do?
That's awesome.
You guys need to learn it the hard way only.
Tell me something.
If girls aren't into you then why are you wearing a dick on your neck?
My mother gave me this, stop talking nonsense!
-And those horrible shoes? -Why? Do you want to eat them?
Hey!
The spark will start a fire.
Did we make a mistake by saying that to DP?
No... she's lying. Let's go.
-You sure? -Yeah.
I think they probably light an agarbatti to do it.
The one with the rose fragrance.
You brought weed to college? Come with me to the principal.
Let go of my collar. I have a reputation in this college.
What kind of reputation?
-Come on. -You will cause a riot sir.
No I won't.
Hey Bhati wait!
Bhati wait!
Dimpy yesterday...
-I drank too much yesterday. -No you didn't.
Well, anyway... I wanted to tell you...
Say it. Just say it.
What I wanted to say was...
I am listening.
How could you hit me?
I am like your older brother...
You called me and ran away?
Hey wait. Stop.
Stop him! Somebody stop him...
Somebody please stop him...
Stop right there Bhati...
What are you guys doing?
What did you eat? What is this?
They're both stoned.
It's a good thing Munjal Sir didn't see them otherwise...
Oh no...
Classroom. Nobody ever comes here.
You women...
Tell me his ID.
Mr. Salt and Pepper.
Seriously?
Salt and Pepper?
Got it.
Gentleman looking for a soul mate.
This is exactly how he fooled me.
He said he wants a relationship... a serious commitment.
I thought he was genuine.
Genuine my white round rich ass woman!
Nobody is genuine.
Watch and learn.
I have deleted the recorded footage as well.
-What? -I deleted it.
I see.
Let's go. Come on.
No way. Come on. Until I do it with Karan baby
I am not going anywhere.
Okay fine. Go ahead. Start a fire.
What do you mean go ahead?
What are you doing?
Are you here to clean up this mess or to cause more chaos?
Are you here to help or order people around?
What should I help them with?
Tell me? Should I help them get expelled?
You should think about what you're helping a person to do.
The more you try to control it the worse it gets.
Just try and use some logic here.
If we listen to what they want then they will listen to us.
What is wrong with that?
It's not like you could support someone.
You...
What?
We started a fire!
Just look at the fire.
Baby, enjoy the heat.
Happy Lohri.
All of you can go to hell. Now go support them.
Dhatrapriya move!
You need practice.
Oh man, how many more photos will this DP send us.
Oh!
It's the new principal's profile mail that we all received.
Let's check it.
This principal is smart.
You know, I haven't seen Deepika around.
You need to stop running after her.
You're the one who is after her.
Get lost, you pick up line using loser.
Look at your hair, it's a playground for mice.
Hey army kid with no friends.
Oh!
You smell so nice.
Oh even you're smelling very nice.
Oh!
Sexy.
Follow me.
Oh!
We are out here waiting our turn.
And this guy thinks he can break the line?
I like it when you wear round earrings.
I love...
food. I am so hungry.
Can I kiss you?
You're so hot.
Do you mind if I record this?
Record? Sure!
Get the camera.
So hot.
I am so excited...
You are so...
so hot!
-Principal ma'am? -Good morning ma'am.
What? Principal?
Traitor!
Damn you!
Hey! Easy bro.
Hey! Hello?
What the hell?
-He's copying our idea. -Who is he?
Get the man now!
Hey! Stop right there.
I could take you with one hand tied behind my back.
Stop.
I am a karate black belt.
Should I break your face or your hand?
You need to calm down big guy.
Come at me you skeleton, I will send you to the Bio lab.
I had it under control.
You could have gotten hurt.
It's okay.
Come on bro.
Who is he? Who is this guy?
Give me a second. I am talking to her.
Who is... Just let me talk to my sister!
One second.
I told you to let me talk to my sister.
Raavie...
This is trial number 14...
Are they still not done kissing?
Let them finish.
Have you lost your mind?
We tried your way, now it's time to get practical.
You... need to stop hiding behind your practicality.
What can I do about this?
What do you mean what can I do?
Just look at them. I keep trying to...
You!
Stand here.
Do you want popcorn?
Pick this up and leave!
You.
Munjal and the principal could return at any moment.
Let's look for a solution on the internet.
Why do you need the internet for this?
You hold her, I will hold him and then we make them kiss.
It says cold water.
Oh. Right, cold water. Let's try that.
There.
There is only one bottle.
DP looks a lot higher.
Then we will sober her up first.
-You hold DP. -You throw the water.
Throw it, throw it.
Look at that.
Look there.
Throw it, throw it.
Everything deleted.
And you!
Watch yourself.
Hit him.
Don't be scared.
Get lost!
Deepika, I am really sorry
for not telling you that I am the new principal.
Deepika! I owe you one.
Are you sober? Are you okay now?
I have been normal for a long time!
Are the two of you in your senses?
Why don't you understand?
You guys can only work when you're both together.
Like right now!
Wait a second, so you were sober?
And you decided to teach us a lesson here?
Have you lost your mind?
A relationship is not a child's plaything.
Do you know how much trouble you could be in?
Everyone else can see it
but the two of you will never understand.
Let me touch your feet.
Good afternoon children!
If you too are a bar of soap
then go to the principal's office for a kissy wissy.
She is actually stoned.
Stop her! Stop her!
I love you Karan sir...
What the hell?
What is going on in my office?
Yeah, listen to them. Great idea.
Hey, rebel number one.
Do you understand what rustication means?
You are in a lot of trouble because of your love story.
It's not a street, it's your future
that you ran over with a road roller.
So?
Should I have run her over with a road roller? Are you both blind?
Just look at her man.
She doesn't even know what happened. She is so vul...
-Vulgar? -Vulnerable!
Yes that!
You want me to leave her in that situation?
Break her trust?
I can't judge you.
I am in love with her.
-Let's go. -Where?
To the nurse's office.
Okay, careful.
I will make you finish all my assignments then.
I'm sorry...
You...
stood by my sister and I...
Didn't.
Don't say that.
I should have... sat with you and listened to your point of view.
Yes, you should have.
Excuse me?
What did you say? I don't listen to you?
I said that I brought these crushed flowers for you.
You know I hate these flowers.
-What flowers? -Bougainvillea. I hate them.
-You look beautiful. -I know. I'll hit you.
-You look very beautiful. -Okay. I'll hit you.
-There is nothing in your eye. -Behave yourself.
You're still here?
Leave. Right now.
No, he won't.
Karan is a baby. A child. He is okay.
I guarantee it.
Alright.
Rustication cancelled.
Cancel?
Cancel...
Woohoo! Deepi...
...ka...
By the way,
how did you get the principal to agree?
The same way Bagga got this tacky tattoo.
You little weasel, you will have to deal with me
if you say anything bad about Bagga.
Kid... Just listen to me...
Wait...
It's fine.
These things take time.
Just let her be.
We spoke about car sex but you took off like a rocketship.
You numbskulls. You bars of soap.
I told you guys that I was cool...
-She will set the college on fire! -Somebody stop her!
This crazy woman!
Why are you laughing?