Fight!
I am gonna kick your ass Harry!
-Yes! -Come on. Come on.
-Come on. Come on. Come on. -Come on. Come on. Come on.
-No. -Yes!
You're so good.
I know.
Time to kick your ass now Ravie.
Fight!
No, no, no.
Kill her, kill her, kill her! Whoa!
Oh my...
You... play so well.
You bet.
Cheers to that.
That's my favourite clutch.
Yes, bro?
Yes, I have both the samples.
Yeah.
One from Carol Bagh and one from Patel Nagar.
Yeah.
The boss has already eaten it.
Now she will tell me which chef we will go with.
I am telling you I got it, you focus on the location.
Idiot.
Look away.
Yes, I am not cheating.
Yes, go ahead.
Which one was better?
The boss has decided so then it's decided.
So we will be going with the Patel Nagar Chef.
My Bugs will be a big businessman.
Naira...
by the time college ends
my Momo cafe will be up and running.
We will turn it into a hangout spot for college kids.
So that other Bagga's and Naira's can meet each other.
They will romance each other.
I will handle the marketing for it.
-That's perfect. -That's perfect.
First tell me what my salary will be.
You already have my heart and now you want a salary?
-Look at that. -What?
Oh man, ruining my mood...
My Chachi (Aunty) is calling. She is driving me crazy.
She keeps pressuring me to give the entrance exams.
Can I genuinely tell you something?
Your Chacha (Uncle) is a stupid man.
-Why? -Why?
If your Chacha took your Chachi out on a date every weekend.
Or on their second honeymoon.
Somewhere they could play Holi together.
Then your Chachi would be happy and she would spread happiness.
-Shut up. She's calling again. -Let me talk to her.
-What will you say? -I will teach them how to play Holi.
She has two kids man!
-Then they will have a third. -I will be grounded forever.
I am telling you to encourage your Chacha
your Chachi will come around.
Baby? See. Aren't they cute?
We will wear these outfits at the same time.
I was thinking about wearing this cool jacket with that.
It won't match.
It won't.
I will take a break.
No baby. No time to chill.
Okay...
Baby... I will...
I will go play a game and feel fresh.
No baby. You have a mock test tomorrow.
And you have to do well at the mock test.
I know that we haven't chilled together in a very long time
but I have planned a movie night for you!
It will be so much fun!
It will be fun...
Those damn first years...
I know! Those guys are so loud.
I am so tired.
Fun playing with you losers. Done for the day.
Bye.
What's wrong with your facial expressions, woman?
What's wrong with your volume?
Woman.
Let Karan baby study. Please try and understand.
It's okay baby.
Guys you can chill.
Chips?
Yeah?
No. Let's go study.
Naira! I have mailed you the list of colleges
and we have a mock test tomorrow.
Yes... Chachi I am on my way. Just wait a minute.
-Come on let's go. No, no. -Let me smoke first.
I am done hanging out with these humans. Bye-bye.
Bye.
See you tomorrow.
You were feeding her a lot of popcorn, weren't you?
And you were drinking a lot of beer with her.
-Hey, listen. Back off. -What?
-You back off! You back off. -You back off!
Fine. Out of respect for Deepika...
We will both back off.
Done.
Come here.
We should always drive slow.
These days there are cameras everywhere.
I just got a challan for 20,000 rupees which I can't pay off.
You're absolutely right bro.
But a challan for 20,000 rupees?
I don't think you could get 20,000 even after selling your car.
Do you want a kiss?
Rude man.
Karan bro.
-Karan bro. -Hey!
-At least wash your hands. -I didn't use my hands. Jet.
Listen to me.
So, this list for MBA colleges that you and Naira are making,
does it have colleges in Delhi too? Or are they all abroad?
What are you talking about?
Stand here.
Look.
We don't remain in one place in life.
All over India. Mumbai, Bangalore...
Every state in the country.
Yes bro, you should do that.
But all I am saying is...
ever since Naira told me that she is going abroad for her MBA
I find myself shitting multiple times a day.
Listen to me bro, I will pay you...
Just add a few Delhi colleges on top.
Look. Love is like a bird.
You don't trap it.
You let it fly free.
Flying in the air.
Time to be a man.
Be mature.
Come on bro... You have to help me. Who else can help me?
I don't have time. I have an exam today.
Karan! The smart dog still eats shit. Remember that.
Hi.
What happened to you and to this?
I was... on my way to give you this but actually
a dog started following me.
Actually it was a chihuahua.
You know? They're really small but they bark a lot?
-They're small but their attitude-- -Get a hobby Raavie.
You don't need to fight dogs for me.
But if there is a dog chasing you then I have to fight it. Stupid guy...
I can't hear you. Words. Volume.
Deepika, I know that we have paused our relationship.
But... I want you to give me...
You...
Us. Another chance.
You know, I truly think that you like me and I like you.
Can we... unpause?
Please?
I don't know.
Okay, so...
Either yes nor no?
That's... That's fine. Honestly that's fine.
Let's just go out.
No pressure.
Like let's just...
What do you say?
One more thing.
Can we try to keep this a secret and
not tell anyone about it.
I hate secrets.
I know. I know. I am sorry, but...
Until we figure out what this is...
until then.
No, you don't make such faces on me.
DP? What are you looking at?
My college friends. It looks like they're here to chill too.
Anyways...
you guys tell me.
What's up?
How is it going Michael?
-Good morning sir. -I am a freshman sir.
-Major Ram? -Yes.
That's awesome bro.
Hey.
Why aren't you at the exam?
Actually, I have decided to
join the family business after college.
Besides, wasn't that my plan after MBA?
So what is the point?
So... anyway, I will stay in Delhi and work from here.
Wait a second... you're going to stay in Delhi?
What rude person is calling me right now?
Yeah but... I mean... Didn't you want to move to London?
I can open an office there.
No big deal.
Who is this rude guy?
But... let's not forget that...
you also wanted to be a CEO and stuff.
I will be the CEO for my Dad's business, right?
Hey, please stop calling we are in the middle of a conversation.
Well then... I mean...
so it's confirmed that you will stay in Delhi?
I am telling you, it's confirmed. I have decided.
I am not going anywhere. I will stay in Delhi. No MBA.
Sorry? You have made me very happy! Should I tell everyone?
-Should I tell everyone? -Go ahead.
-Should I spread the news? -You should man.
Ever since I found out you're leaving the country
I was shitting three times a day.
My stomach is fine now. Just touch it.
I am telling you, just touch it.
I just ate dude.
And I have Delhi right here in my pocket.
I have planned everything. A to Z.
As soon as college is over I will open a Momo joint.
You see these red circles?
We will start from South Ex and then we will have more frenchies.
-Franchise. Franchise. -What?
We will have a lot of franchises.
Then we will get engaged and then married.
-What? -Then an engagement and marriage.
-Sorry? -Engagement then marriage.
Well, isn't that a bit...
I mean, we shouldn't rush things right?
I mean, those things...
Naira one should never delay these things.
No! But it's possible that
a person can change their mind.
They might want to do something else.
What will we do then?
Naira you're in Delhi along with me and the Momos.
What else do we need?
-What else? -Exactly.
I don't know what else I can say...
Exactly! No more talking it is time for action!
Hey, do you know that me and Karan had a childhood dream.
That we would grow up and study MBA together.
This might break his heart.
Maybe I will do the MBA after all. It won't be that difficult for me.
-I can pass. -That's not okay Naira.
You want to force yourself to study MBA with Karan?
You know,
you don't trap your friends.
You let them fly free like birds.
I will admit, Karan looks like a guy who steals from children.
But he is a very mature person. Talk to him. He will understand.
-You're right. -I know.
We shouldn't trap people.
That's what I said. You can't hold on to them.
Aryaveer killed it at his entrance exams.
He is studying MBA in London now.
And he was elected for Stud Con.
Stud Con?
Student Council.
Oh.
My stud is in the Stud Con.
Sorry this...
tore...
-It's because-- -Did a dog tear it?
How did you know?
I guessed.
You're so smart.
Are you sure it was a dog? Or...
was it a bitch?
You know what? Now that you say it...
She was definitely...
a bitch.
-Curly hair? Poodle? Yeah. -Bitch?
Look... I wanted to say something.
I really like you.
And I think...
I think we should give each other a chance.
I swear. I won't make any more screw-ups.
Yeah?
And... one last thing.
Until we both figure each other out...
Can we please keep it a secret?
One. Last. Time!
Okay, okay.
Done. Done.
I... Love...
You... Europe...
Sorry, sorry... I should just...
I can barely believe that Aryaveer is my boyfriend.
How was the test?
It was horrible.
Then you should borrow my notes.
-It will go better. -Thank you man.
Because I killed it bro.
I should tell my baby.
That it's all good.
Baby!
How was it?
It was great.
When will you get the results?
It will be posted online in the evening.
And?
How was your reunion?
It was a flop.
-Why? -That Hansu.
She was acting like a peacock
and bragging about her BF.
My Aryaveer did this. My Aryaveer did that.
My Aryaveer killed it at the entrance exam
and is studying in London.
So what?
It's fine.
You can brag about it next year when it happens to me.
I brought something for you.
What?
Show me what it is.
Look, I am upright.
What are you saying?
On my feet.
When you get admission into MBA
you can put it on your bag.
Why wait?
Let's do it right now. Do the honours.
Go ahead.
Do it properly.
-I am leaving. -Where are you going?
-I have a class. -I thought we were doing something.
It's okay.
It's time for...
I am hungry. Let me eat it.
Why didn't you come for the test?
It's fine. You could probably top anyway so why would you care?
Oh right! I sent you the list of colleges. Check it out.
It can be better.
What is better than this?
Just let me eat in peace. What do you want from me?
Aren't you the one who is always worried about the future?
But you're treating it very casually today.
What is up?
Will you just say it?
I have decided to not give the entrance test.
Besides, Bagga has our whole future mapped out.
We will get engaged soon.
-We will settle down-- -Who will get engaged?
You told me...
Didn't we decide to do this after college together?
I knew this guy would make you a stay-at-home wife
that is why he told me to add Delhi colleges to the list.
Naira, these were your dreams and ambitions.
You decided that we should do this.
Wait a second. When did I say... I am okay with it.
No I don't think you're okay. Look at yourself.
-I am going to talk to Bagga. -Wait. What will you say to him?
-Don't try to stop me. -Please sit.
I have a mouth too. I can do it myself.
Please don't behave like Trippy.
You miss him, don't you?
I hate the final year.
Everything is out of our control Naira.
Everything is changing.
It will be fine.
I hope...
that it's all changing for the better.
Why are you smiling?
Hi Deepika.
What happened?
Tell me, I will take care of it.
I will manage.
By the way, what dog was specifically after you guys?
It was a bitch.
Imported. Curly hair. Poodle!
Oh really? Mine was a chihuahua.
You know those small dogs?
-Very tiny. -Wait a second.
How do you know if it was a dog or a bitch? Did you check?
By the way, dogs don't chase you around for no reason.
Unless they're horny. If they're horny then nobody--
I know! Horny dogs are the best!
Oh, so the dogs were horny.
-No, no, no. -No, no, no. Not a chance.
Then they must be crazy.
Exactly. Let's call them crazy.
-They are crazy. -They are crazy.
Why didn't you come to college?
Wasn't well. I was at home.
Yeah, just wait. Stop worrying about it.
How can I not be worried?
I got 40 marks!
I need 80 to be on any college list.
Wait a second, let me check your answers.
I knew you would mess up Quant.
In Logical Reasoning... you marked them all B?
-They were back to back so I-- -Where are you Naira?
I can't breathe without you!
Where is Karan?
Move.
Forget about all this and focus on marrying this asthma patient.
He will make you cut vegetables at home.
-I will go talk to him. -Hey, wait a sec.
Why is your little penguin so overexcited?
Is he PMSing?
Listen, you don't say a word to him.
Hi baby.
By the way...
Thank you.
For saving us from being expelled.
Don't bore me Karan.
When did you shift into DP's room?
Just get to the point. What do you want?
What is your problem?
-You won't understand. -Try me.
-I said, you won't understand. -I want to understand.
I am telling you you won't--
Explain it to me or I will kiss you so hard
I will swell your lips you have no idea!
I am not afraid of your kiss.
Kiss me.
Not the cactus!
I knew she is controlling your life!
I knew that woman is controlling your life!
I... I will tell you.
Look Deepika...
Starting from my coffee mug all the way to this cactus plant.
Everything has changed.
I barely have any marks in my mock test.
And that Aryaveer got into London on the other hand.
Listen you spineless soul.
Tell DP to stop controlling your life or I will--
Karan baby! It's time for movie night!
It's movie night tonight.
Please don't start a storm tonight.
Did you hear what I am saying?
Satisfying.
-So annoying. -Saved you a seat.
Thank you.
I got you your favourite snack.
Has it started?
Not yet.
I am your favourite snack.
What?
But what movie are we watching?
-Horror. -What the hell.
Are you crazy?
First she turned off the light, now she wants to watch horror?
The darker it gets
the more our enjoyment increases.
Will you start the movie?
He killed her.
-Let me breath! -No baby! Sorry, sorry, of course...
Did you get your result?
I killed it.
Awesome marks.
I will go fetch you a chilled beer.
No baby.
We might have a hangover.
We need to study again tomorrow, right?
This character is such a bitch!
She is so controlling I want to kill her!
-Yeah... -Bitch!
No Deepika ma'am. She is just taking care of him.
Why don't you keep watching?
What do you mean 'Keep watching'?
Does this movie not have any intervals?
Dp, why don't you try fast forwarding so that the movie ends.
By God, you said exactly what I wanted to say.
That's why I love you. Let's fast forward this.
Just watch.
It is now time for the snake
to bite.
Wait a second, is there a snake in this movie?
No man, there isn't. Please just watch it.
Do you enjoy that?
Okay...
No, this is fine. It's too scary.
I am sure the second part is even scarier.
This character is a horrible person.
She is such a liar.
Bitch.
Oh come on.
That's enough.
Hey you snake!
Why don't you just swallow her whole?
What snake dude? I don't see any snakes here.
How can you see it?
You're the snake!
We were watching a film! What is happening?
It's all happening here.
It's now time for the snake to trap her.
And he will strangle Naira with it.
Because he already strangled her dreams.
Karan shut up.
Hey, what are you saying? Why would I strangle her?
She wants to study MBA.
Naira and I can't study MBA together because of you.
Because you want to marry her and put her in the kitchen
to cut vegetables for you.
He is laughing.
Is that why you have been spewing poison for so long?
I don't want her to cut vegetables.
I know that you and Naira had a plan
but now we made a new plan.
And of course our plan takes priority.
We are in a relationship.
I know you are a mature person and you will understand.
Naira is okay with this.
No she's not.
No matter what you say
and what you do, Naira is not okay with this.
Naira...
you're okay right?
No.
I am not okay.
You made the big decision of getting engaged and settling down
all on your own.
You didn't ask me anything. You simply told me.
I feel like I don't have one Chachi.
Actually, you are my real Chachi.
If you want to get married so bad
then I will book a band and you can dance with them.
Shut up.
-Back to reality? -Shut your mouth!
-I was just-- -Shut up!
You're out here trying to be my father.
Why? Did I tell you to interfere?
You want to be my father and he wants to be my Chachi.
My whole family is here trying to control me.
Bloody idiots.
-Naira... -What do you want?
Please calm down. Let's talk about this.
Kiss my ass DP!
The couple were fighting I was enjoying it.
Oh my God let them fight! Did you get tired
of controlling Karan's life that you are now stopping Bagga and Naira?
Let the man have his beer.
Let the couple fight. Controlling bitch!
What are you saying man?
Stop this nonsense.
What are you saying?
Am I controlling your life?
I keep everything in his life sorted.
That is why he did really well in the mock test.
Tell everyone your marks. Tell them.
Tell them baby.
Did you lie to me about getting good marks?
Fine.
I am controlling!
At least I am not like you Deepika ma'am.
Spending your days with one person and your nights with another.
What?
Means at least I am not a liar like you.
You say you're not well and then you meet Harry and Raavie
back to back in the cafe.
In secret.
She is two timing them.
Bloody cheater.
Thinks she is cool.
I don't need this shit.
-Deepika wait! Deepika! -Listen Deepika...
Bitches!
Oh hello?
I was going to slam the door.
DP wait.
I am done with these boys.
Good job screwing yourself.
I am sure you provide those services!
What just happened?