I'll find you, Mr. India.
Mom!!!
How much longer?
Maya,
Zaina wants to meet you right away.
Why? What happened? Why does she want to meet?
Maya, on behalf of the firm,
we'd like to tell you that we want to do what's best for you.
We're trying to set an example that...
...we're just not Human Resources,
we are Humanity Resources!
The benefits we are offering, that...
You get flexible office hours.
Timing is open for you.
So, I can come and go as I please?
Yes.
Can you turn the air conditioner down?
I mean I'm...
just been feeling really cold, so...
Sure. Sure.
Cold.
Whatever you need.
- Is it okay? - Yeah.
Just a moment.
Just...
You know, you just...
- Oh, oh! - Like this.
- Okay? - Thank you.
Yeah.
- Of course. - Thank you.
Zaina, is this okay?
- It's your shawl. - Of course.
You know... you know, I don't know why it happens.
I just... The doctor's not able to tell why.
About that...
Our firm doesn't have a tie up with any medical insurance policy,
so whatever your personal insurance doesn't cover,
we'll cover it.
We can do...
cash reimbursements.
Cash...
Just submit the bills with me and I'll get them cleared.
- Okay? - Oh, bills. I'll have to submit bills.
Can we do something about the House Rent Allowance?
It is not a part of our firm's policy,
but under the case of 'Humanity' maybe?
- We'll discuss it. - We'll discuss this.
Thank you, guys.
I... I can't believe you guys are doing so much--
Zaina, what the fu--
Zaina, what do we do about Chopra?
Sahil, we are in meeting.
What meeting?
Can't you see?
Maya is unwell.
So?
Do I also have to be nice to her or something?
She looks normal to me.
I can*t go bald overnight, can I?
- This shit needs to-- - Sahil.
I think you both need to get cracking on the Chawla case.
Our office bonuses are dependent on this case.
Excuse me.
Zaina...
Thank you.
Our offer is 15 crores.
Full and final.
Absolutely not.
My client won't go above five.
Look, we are talking about my lifetime's earning here.
How can I just hand it all over to Meeshu?
This woman, who never even made a cup of tea for me?
All you men have the same issue.
All you want are housewives.
And what am I?
Who am I?
I am enterpro...
Enterprobe...
- Enterprobe... - Entrepreneur.
Correct.
Who thinks about becoming an entrepreneur at this age?
Wait a minute.
- Please guess her age, Zarine. - Zaina.
You don't look a day older than 33-34.
Do you know why she doesn't look at day older than 34?
All thanks to my bank balance.
I paid for her Botox fillers.
I paid for her mammary implants.
- Mr. Chawla? - Yes?
15 crores is a reasonable amount for settlement.
- Correct. - If liquidity is an issue,
you can transfer some of your assets to our client.
Why? Why should I give her my assets?
Why should I?
They are my family assets.
Fine!
If you are not ready to give me your assets,
then give me my asset back.
Which asset do I have of yours, huh?
- What are you talking about, Meeshu? - My KIDNEY!
He married me for my kidney at his Guruji's behest.
Now at his Guruji's behest he wants to divorce me.
Don't drag him into this.
He is always interfering in our personal matters.
Don't even take his name.
I even paid for her hair colour and styling!
He is always following his orders.
- Mr. Chawla. - You used to have a basic cell phone.
- Okay, fine. Zip it. - Buzz off. - Please, Mr. Chawla.
You used to have a basic cell phone,
and now you are carrying the latest smartphone.
- Please control your client. - Jealous much?
- Zip it, I'm warning you. - Mr. Chawla.
- She is unnecessarily dragging Guruji into this! - Ardent devotee that he is!
Mr. Chawla, why the fuck did you not tell me about the this kidney.
Mrs. Meeshu, why didn't you tell about the this kidney?
Kidney? You didn't ask me about it.
What does my kidney have to do with this case?
It has a lot to do with this case.
I just took her kidney, it's not like I took her life.
When did this happen?
Before we got married.
This is fucking brilliant.
Kidney transplant before marriage.
- Without being a relative... - What happened?
...is a crime.
Talk to her. It's her fault.
This was my idea. Which I came up with first.
Hello?
Keep quiet.
But I just took her kidney.
- Will someone fill me in? - Quiet.
We will be initiating criminal proceedings
under the Act of Transplantation of Human Organs.
- Organ trading is illegal. - For illegal organ trade.
Ms. Dipica,
why are they exaggerating it? Why a criminal case?
If you don't want us to file a police complaint against you,
then we can re-negotiate.
Otherwise, we'll see you in the criminal court instead of the family court.
It's just two blocks away.
Huh?
It has a scary number of variations.
And as a result very large parts of Tort law remain...
Uncodified.
So then how do you pronounce a judgement?
How does a judge pronounce judgement?
A judge in Tort cases
has to exercise his personal discretion
So sorry about your friend, babe.
How can she just rusticate her?
I swear it's ridiculous.
They only found a condom in the dustbin.
How does it matter?
That warden just wanted to make an example out of someone,
What other people want?
and she made poor Sneha her target.
Mushroom pizza. Anything else?
It's ridiculous.
We really have to do something about this bullshit system.
Exactly.
Who did this? Fucking condoms?! What is this?
Alright ladies,
own up.
Who did this?
It must be you notorious lot.
Sneha is a part of your gang, right?
But such disgusting demonstrations...
Unacceptable.
Ms. Joshi, we didn't do it. I'm...
Miss Lohia, I know exactly what you are capable of doing.
What I meant was...
I wish we had done it.
Hard-core message.
Flawless execution.
We should raise our voice against this hostel's moral policing.
You rusticate us for fornication.
You do waste verification to find used condoms.
Frankly, whoever did this deserves an applause.
Vandalism on my hostel premises...
...doesn't deserve an applause.
Actually, technically,
Section 425 of the Indian Penal Code describes Vandalism
as something that will cause wrongful harm or loss.
to a public property or person.
And this was just a peaceful demonstration of what--
It will take one phone call to your father.
You can 'peacefully' recite your law slogans to him later.
- Oh really? - Ms. Joshi?
May I ask you something?
Be my guest.
That's a lot of cum,
I mean male seminal fluid, here.
Where did it come from?
We girls couldn't have collected it, right?
Don't you think you should be investigating the boy's hostel instead?
Evidence needs to go through fingerprint test, taste test--
That is enough.
All you girls will have to clean up this mess.
Understood?
Get on with it.
- Fuck, I'm not touching that. - Someone should own up to it.
That's disgusting.
Why should we clean this?
It's not.
Yuck.
It's mayo.
Wow!
You did this?
Interesting work,
Mayo?
It's quite stiff.
Lift it up.
No, no, no.
- Move it to the right. - Right.
Now left.
Nice.
Move to right again.
Does this feel good?
Very.
Nice.
Up. Good.
Down.
Very nice.
- Does this hurt over here? - Not at all.
- How about over here? - No.
Okay, ten times. Shoulders straight.
Ten times?
What are you doing?
What are the chances of me having cancer?
What are you doing? I'm with a patient, Maya.
- Please stop doing all this. - But I am impatient.
See, I may need to have cancer,
so what is the best way of going about that?
So that's one order of cancer.
Would you like some fries with it?
Okay maybe not one...
- Half? - Half.
Slight?
See, I may or may not have...
I may or may not have cancer.
So, it is not wrong to write Maya Ahuja,
...slight cancer, right?
It makes complete sense. It...
- Does it? - Yeah.
No, it doesn't make sense.
- I'll tell you what makes sense. - That's...
Your mammography result is inconclusive.
So...
Take appointment. Get tested.
Okay?
Doctor, how much longer will this take?
I'll be with you in a minute, okay?
- Wait, hear me out. - No, no, no.
Let me explain how...
Sushmita, I am through with Ms. Pawan, okay?
But what if we get a negative report after the test?
Most people are scared of a positive report.
But the results are quite positive, Doctor Uncle.
- I got my job back. - Amazing.
I am getting financial benefits.
People are being polite to me.
My boss... my boss is being so nice to me for the first time ever.
So you used 'my grandma died' excuse in your office.
Huh?
I used that excuse four times when I was in school.
Perfect excuse, always worked.
But she is still alive, by the way.
- You wanna know why? - Why?
She always listens to her doctor.
Bye...
opsy.
You are yet to pay your previous bill.
And what is this, showing up for second visit without an appointment?
Constance, I'll pay any amount you say,
just include all charges in one bill and put it as 'Consultation'.
- Give me a friend's discount as well. - Here.
Shivani, Dr. Parekh has been asking for you.
Hurry.
Someone's looking nice.
What's the reason, huh?
I got my upper lips done.
Hmm.
I have to attend my BFF's birthday party.
Oh, your BFF's birthday party, huh?
These boys, I tell you! They keep sending me friend requests on Facebook.
Hmm.
Boys will be boys.
Huh?
Boys will be boys.
Oh.
Face...
Will you be my Facebook friend?
Will you, huh?
- Of course, I will. - Yeah?
Then let's click a selfie together.
No, not now. I am very busy.
Please, Constance. I'll put it as my DP.
- DP? - For real?
For real.
Let's do it then.
Here you go.
Face a little towards... Your right profile is better.
Yes, like that.
Pout.
Hmm.
Very good. One more, one more, okay?
- Okay. - One more.
This right profile is amazing.
- Isn't it? - It is. Done.
There you go. I've sent you a request.
Hi, Constance.
- Hi. How are you? - Good.
How's your recovery going?
- Good. - Good, good.
- Look-- - How long since her treatment started?
It started around two weeks ago.
Dark circles already?
What are the essential elements of crime?
Actus Reus,
Voluntarily physical commitment of
crime, or omission, as an act of...
criminal negligence.
In Latin in means Guilty Mind,
which when proved beyond reasonable doubt
in combination with Mens Rea...
The two basic elements of crime
are 'Human Being' under Section 11,
and 'Injury' under Section 44.
Human Being must commit a wrongful act
to fulfil the basic element of crime.
This is called the causation element of crime.
Any question so far? Anyone?
Okay, moving on.
The fourth element of crime is Injury.
After having guilty mind and doing the guilty act,
if the injury does not occur,
then the crime is not considered as committed.
Is that clear?
So, the four basic elements of crime are
- Fuck. - Human Being,
Injury,
Actus Reus and Mens Rea.
Guilt and shame, in our minds swirled!
Oppression and persecution,
the weapons of a lesser world.
Oppression is a matter of power,
of suppressed tears, of shedding fears,
but not for the patrons of the sun-kissed flowers.
By the rich and privileged classes it is wielded,
but by the underprivileged and downtrodden masses,
it must be forever shielded.
From whence the social fabric ruptured,
the miscreants and the mal-treaters thrived.
Trapped in a fiery cage,
engulfed with panic and rage.
Where do we go?
Where do we live?
Where is the world going?
Do we follow a leader?
Must we subjugate when we cannot educate?
Ma'am, can I see your ticket, please?
Excuse me ma'am, I am talking to you.
...and their lives are deeply hollow.
Stop disturbing me.
I know. Everyone's getting disturbed, ma'am.
Please let me have a look at your ticket.
...pretend to follow, but their lives are deeply hollow.
Individuality is diluted for one man - deluded.
That one man who is never told the truth,
That one man who is NEVER told the truth,
-For only yes-men are to be found in his booth. - Here you go.
Must be a youth who lost every tooth,
for that one man is never told the truth.
This is a movie ticket, ma'am.
Dignity is a noble fight,
Ma'am, please get up if you don't have a ticket.
- Please let me sit here. - Ma'am, you are sitting in her seat.
Please get up.
For it goes bump in the night,
interrupters of peace are also the disruptors of moral police;
But we... we are mere mortals,
neither privy to mystic portals,
nor allowed to let out a wee chortle.
Pray! Pray that the meek does not inherit the Earth,
because it is then the oppressor will fall,
that man had always been small...
I dreamt of a peaceful sleep,
But greed sounded an alarm in the deep,
Now like every other fucker do I hit the snooze?
or let this greed make me cruise?
Bit more than you could chew, huh?
Here's your dope.
Put it on my tab as usual.
You okay?
Don*t guilt trip me, please.
Listen?
Hey, listen...
Go on a date with me, yeah?
You'll never stop flirting, will you?
Stop obsessing over J. Lo and her type.
They are not good people.
But they are the right type of people, Aggu.
Otherwise, I'll always be on the streets with you.
Maya ma'am, tea for you.
Jas?
What?
Doctor's prescription.
Intermittent naps in a dark and quiet place.
Sit with the feet up frequently.
Keep sipping water.
Mm-hmm.
Just keep sipping water...
Doctor says it's very important to follow the daily routine.
Oh, it's time to do exercise.
I don't know how will I manage to follow the daily routine.
There is so much to do.
I need to stay in a temperature- controlled environment.
I need to exercise frequently.
Um...
Others will get disturbed.
You know, doing it in front of them?
Oh.
- So? - So, if I could get a private space?
- Private space? - Hmm.
- Okay, I'll see-- - Cabin.
Cabin?
I can share Sahil's cabin.
If he's okay with it.
Why would he not be okay with it?
He just got that cabin.
You know how he is.
What do you mean 'how he is', huh?
I'll speak to Zaina.
And why would he not be okay with it?
After all, this is a case of Humanity.
Really?
Of course! Go get your things.
Thank you.
Thank you, Jas.
Aww. Yeah.
Papa, I got The Cabin.
You should have seen Sahil's face!
What was he saying in the court the other day, huh?
I pulled the rug right off his feet.
You should let everyone know
that your daughter now has a personal cabin.
Let's do it! Cheers, guys. Cheers.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
No.
One more?
One?
- Come on. - Seriously.
- Oh, hi! - Hi.
You look lovely.
- What're you doing here? - I didn't know this was boys' night.
- Yeah, well... - Hey guys.
- Hey! - Hi!
Where's your drink?
- I... - Don't have a drink?
Here.
Thank you.
- I told you. - No.
- I told you I have a boys night. - No.
I had texted you.
- I told you. - No.
Come on, I'll show you.
You fully missed that out.
Yeah.
Shit.
I typed but I forgot to send it.
Hey but listen, if you want to hang...
...with the guys, that's totally cool. I'll--
No, it's okay. Don't mind the boys.
No, no, just hang with them.
I'll just stand here like a mannequin for a couple of hours.
That'll be great actually.
But could you make that like five hours?
That's just...
That's horrible.
It's so nice to see you.
- Who's that? - Er...
- He's my ex. - Your ex?
Yeah.
- Okay. - Still crazy about me.
I should go speak to him actually.
- He's the sensitive kind. - Okay.
- He'll take it to heart? - Yeah, he will.
Okay.
Hey!
What are you doing here?
Nice to see you taking appointments at the bar.
LOLs.
Who is she? Hey!
- My rumble date. - Oh.
Why don't you talk to her and mentally
destabilize her too.
LOLs.
I see you're enjoying your drink, huh?
Cheers.
I don't remember writing that in your prescription.
- I've to go. - What?
- I've to go. I've to go. - What? Maya? Hello?
Hey Prithvi,
I need a rain check, man. I have to go.
- Did I say something wrong? - No, no, no.
I have to go to the office to finish this prescription...
I mean it's nothing. I have to go.
What are you doing here?
Nothing.
What are you doing here?
Working.
You work till late every night?
Every night.
What's that on your nose?
Maya! Maya!
Why are you smiling?
Just.
Why are your eyes bloodshot?
Just.
Okay, then.
Good night.
After stumbling upon a rumour,
a brave butterfly decided to soar,
Her agenda who knows,
but she's a thunderbolt for sure,
Oblivious of the dangers ahead,
*Let*s dig some graves*, she said