They are the right type of people, Aggu.
Otherwise, I'll always be on the streets with you.
Shataaka will do whatever you say.
You have a lovely name.
So, tell me, what can you do for me?
Today, I have worn a special...
e-special sari for you.
I love saris.
Now start taking it off.
What do you want me to take off first?
The blouse.
Wait.
You are taking too long, Shataaka.
I took it off.
I am slowly taking off your sari now.
Done
How are you feeling now?
Take it. Yeah.
Come on, cheers.
I've got this, Jay.
- No, it's... - Let me.
Weren't you thrown out of the auditorium?
What makes you think you can afford the whiskey here?
Biting off more than you can chew, huh, Maya?
Rohit!
Shataaka, Feroz gave me your number.
I heard you take your sari off in quite a sexy matter, huh?
Feroz was going gaga over you.
So... I too wanted to Talk to you.
- You name the price. - Hi, Daddy.
Bulbul? What have you been up to, huh?
- Nothing Just-- - I am much stronger than Feroz, you see.
doing some e-speaking practice for a competition.
Huh?
- I am just practicing speaking skills. - I've been going to gym for two years now.
I see.
- How about you? - Or you'll get crushed under me.
I won't be able to send you
- enough money this month. - Can you hear me?
- Tell me more about yourself. - No. I...
- Daddy, I'll talk to you later, okay? - Hello?
- Okay, bye. I love you, Daddy. - Shataaka? Can you hear me?
Hello?
Daddy?
Why did you address me as Daddy?
You ruined the moment.
I didn't mean it that way.
- Give me my money back. - No refunds.
I meant...
you'll be my Sugar Daddy.
Mayo! Mayo! Hold your horses.
Hey!
Give me your cash, I'll get us the tickets.
I'll get them later.
- You're sure? - Yup.
Cool.
See you.
- See you. - Bye.
Bye!
So you like spanking, huh?
There... I just spanked you.
Oh, Shataaka!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Wait, wait, wait. It's too...
Please, please, please. Just one more minute.
There's still a lot we could experiment with.
Damn it.
You've been a very naughty boy.
Now you will do
as your teacher says.
Now it's your turn to spank me.
Come on, take off your pants.
Now take off your shirt.
Good boy.
Stay.
Uh-uh. Not yet.
Stay.
Good boy.
Your time is up.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Yes, yes, yes!
- Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers.
Mayo got it.
Did you swallow your drink...
or your pride?
Sorry.
One more round, please.
Cheers.
To win the game called LIFE,
You gotta grab opportunities,
avoid downfalls, and survive.
Fuck it.
Let the games begin.
Yo, cue music.
Sahil.
Maya.
Look at us...
Buddies.
Sharing a cabin.
Tea?
No, thanks.
You want something cold?
Like coke?
When have you seen me having coke, huh?
I have.
How's your illness treating you?
I mean I sometimes completely forget about it,
just like you do.
It's treating me well.
Doctor says I won't die.
One can only hope, Maya.
It's time to exercise.
Does this look like a gym to you?
I have no choice.
I am not well.
I have to follow the doctor's orders.
It hurts so bad.
You know the lump's gotten bigger?
Check it out.
It wasn't this big.
It's gotten bigger. Come on, check it out.
- You should feel it. You should know. - I'm not touching it.
Just fuck off.
Jasmine! Heena!
- Yes? - Hello, sir? Hi!
How many strands of hair does one need to conduct a drug test, sir?
Minimum 150 strands of hair from the crown of the head.
How can I possibly get you 150 strands of hair?
Can't you make do with 20?
Science is not a joke, ma'am.
What are you saying, sir?
Science has progressed considerably over the years.
How about giving it a try, huh?
Not possible, ma'am.
We will require a standard sample size.
Hey!
What are you doing exactly?
Er... I have this really big event coming up tonight.
And I was wondering if my friends could be there,
for you know, moral support.
Sure.
Looking forward to being speechless... friend.
Okay listen quickly,
which tie should I wear, red or yellow?
Always yellow, you dirty fellow.
I'll see you there.
How about 25?
No can do. Not possible.
25 is a big number.
I've already told you, not possible.
- How about 30 then? - Let's finalise at 30.
Hi.
You know you guys look so good together.
Heena, you know Sahil...
...he doesn't have any bad habits?
He's a very cool guy.
Clean.
Hello?
You know any oncologist... on call?
No, just wanted a second opinion.
What's your surname?
Ahuja.
Maya Ahuja.
Saturday?
Are you free this Saturday?
I am busy.
Oh.
Ahuja?
Why do you have a pair of scissors in your hands?
Stop wasting time. Zaina wants to have a word with us.
What's happening with the Big C?
- I don't know what you're talking about? - About what C?
The Chawla case?
- It's my priority, Zaina. - I was just going to go and... - Yes.
Our firm has managed to grab such a big case,
but look at you two, fucking around instead of working in the office!
- I was just trying to finish my... - I was just wrapping something off.
Stop blabbering.
Dipica has dropped her offer.
- What? - Why?
Because she sent me proof of the fact
that kidney transplant took place after the wedding.
- But... - But Meeshu said it took place before the wedding.
- And you believed her? - I didn't, but...
Did you verify with proof? Because I just did.
The date on this marriage certificate falls after the date...
...of the kidney transplant.
But the Gurudwara wedding took place before the kidney transplant.
- Our case does not stand. - Meeshu and her issues.
Dipica also states here,
that the cheap stunt of 'Organ Trade' that we had pulled,
has caused her client emotional distress.
And they have further reduced the offer down to 3 crores.
You know Dipica and her bluffs.
- I mean... just tell her. - Yes, she is a compulsive liar.
Right. She's a bluff master.
Zaina, you don't know her. She did this last time also.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Let's end this once and for all, Zaina.
- Let's file a criminal case... in court. - Yes. She's right.
Note everything down, Heena. Quickly.
We'll also file an application in the court, tomorrow itself, Sahil.
- Yes, do that. - Yeah.
And file the other complaint immediately.
- Sorted. - Done.
Brilliant.
Should I give you two a Legal Era Award for this?
No, that is not required. Just...
Heena,
tell them.
- Me? - Yes, you.
You discovered it, right?
Please come here, Heena.
There is an interesting discrepancy in the Meeshu Chawla case.
The name on her passport is Meeshu Chawla but,
the school leaving certificate
has her family surname on it.
Meeshu Dhaliwal.
Wow, tell me more.
Yes. Fantastic job. Yes.
One more thing.
Yeah? Tell me more, yeah?
Ma'am, amidst all this,
there was an article in the local newspaper.
A name changing ad by Meeshu Dhaliwal.
But...
it was not to Meeshu Chawla,
it was to Meeshu Sethi.
You did all this?
- Yes.
Thanks Heena, you can leave.
- NOW. - Yes, yes ma'am.
Yeah.
- Thank you. - Bye.
Sorry. Sorry, ma'am.
- Who is she? - She's beau--
Heena.
- She's... - She's my college junior.
Who is she in the firm?
An intern.
An intern found this.
A simple background check that you two couldn't do.
What should I be focusing on, huh? On finding new clients
or on sorting loopholes and discrepancies in your cases?
Zaina, I don't know why Meeshu
- keeps lying about herself? - Tomorrow, both of you...
...will sort out the discrepancies in the Chawla case.
Zaina, let's do the weekly meeting first tomorrow.
You know I've been impatiently waiting for tomorrow.
A lot is going to change after that meeting.
An interesting discrepancy has been discovered.
Right, Maya?
Shady Sahil! Sahil!
Sahil! Sahil! Wait up.
Hold up, wait a minute.
So...so, what else is up with you?
Wait, wait, wait.
You still have That tattoo?
I do. You want to see it?
- It's still there. - How do you see it?
I mean how do you look back?
I prefer looking forward instead,
and you should too.
Wait, listen up...
Listen up...
You remember our first meeting?
I do.
I remember how you were all over me.
You were all over me.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Now stop wasting my time. - Really?
You're right, you're right.
Yes, you're right.
I was the one who was all over...
Oh wow, your new phone is sick.
- Leave my phone. - I really want this phone.
It's so sleek you know?
I wanted this phone.
- Let's take a selfie, huh? - Just give me my phone.
- Let's take a selfie, come on. - Leave my phone.
- Please, please, please. - Maya, please give me my phone.
It has great camera quality.
Amazing camera quality. Look...
- Thief! Thief! Help! Catch him! - Stop, you motherfucker!
- Stop! - Get him!
Catch him! Stop him!
Stop, you fucker!
Stop, you motherfucker! That's my fucking iPhone!
Fuck.
Oh no.
I hope you'll wrap up my divorce case quickly now.
You stole it like a pro.
Thank you, ma'am.
I'll get you divorced for free.
Look sis, it goes up and down at the push of a button.
What is your cousin doing?
Is this her first time in a car?
We're not close. She's a distant cousin.
Bulbul, stop it now.
- One last time, please? - No.
- One last time, sis. - I said stop it.
You ruined my new favourite dress.
Does this dress look new to you?
New?
This dress?
Uh-uh.
Don't sulk, I'll get you a new one.
Thank you so much for coming.
Prithvi, you didn't tell me!
I'm not dressed enough for this event.
Look at everybody and look at me!
- I would've... - Maya, Maya, Maya...
I had things for this and I could've planned it...
- Maya, Maya, Maya... - And I could've worn--
- something so beautiful... - Maya, Maya, Maya...
You... are perfect the way you are.
Get yourself a drink. Make yourself comfortable.
And meanwhile, I'll be watching you.
I'd like that.
I'm sure you do.
Nice tie, by the way.
Maya, Maya... pants on fire!
Aanchal, Aanchal...
go back to Uttaranchal.
You're so sweet.
Prithvi has sent me here to babysit you.
Thanks, but I can change my own diapers.
You're gonna kill it, Prithi!
Nice tie, huh?
- Yeah. - It's about to start. Come.
Thank you for being here for the launch of our application...
Hambulance.
- Ham-bul-ance! - Across all the metropolitan cities...
- Who suggested him this name? - ...in this country.
Average response time for an ambulance
to arrive at your location is 16 minutes.
I did.
Prithvi relies on me for everything.
And these 16 minutes can be the difference between life and death.
- Nice, no? - One in ten patients in India,
dies on their way to the hospital,
simply because the ambulance...
...just not being able to reach in the nick of time.
This boy kept obsessing over this speech.
That is where Hambulance comes in.
He landed up so late at my house last night.
By connecting you with a network of drivers
- all within your community. - We were half-asleep
and we had to rewrite the entire thing.
After the boys' night?
That can take you to any nearby hospital.
Oh my morose Maya!
Each vehicle is provided with a customised first-aid kit.
Did he stand you up again?
And also includes a portable ventilator,
in case
- Listen, - a patient is in critical condition.
let me give you some advice.
- All drivers who sign up with Hambulance, - This boy is a runner.
- go through a seven day all - He
- inclusive training program, -tends to run away from relationships.
- that provides them with, - I mean
- ...all the information they need, - you remember what happened
last time, don't you?
in order to assess the condition of any given patient.
- Poor baby. - By our estimates,
this cuts down response time by 45%,
making it almost two times faster than a convention ambulance.
- Then why are you pursuing him? - Huh?
- Anyone with an access to a smartphone, - No, I am not.
can now become part...
- of our community and help save a life. - I have no interest.
Only a sick person would be interested in him.
Are you calling me a sick person?
Is that what you're saying?
- We've had nearly 6000 signups, - Ah,
- and that's just in Mumbai. - So you are indeed pursuing him.
I knew it.
You've not learnt your lesson.
By the end of the year,
Frankly babe, I think it's completely pathetic.
We are projecting that the Hambulance community will triple in size.
- You can do better than him. - I would now like to welcome,
the social media sensation,
Amaira Pardawalla up on the stage.
Amaira is a huge fan of the app.
And is also key marketing,
- ...consultant for the app. - Sorry.
Can we please have a big round of applause for Amaira Pardawalla?
Thank you, Prithvi.
What a wonderful event this is!
I can't tell you how excited I am,
to be a part of this venture.
I honestly know for a fact that this app,
is going to save the lives of countless individuals.
And I am just happy to be a part of it.
I am... I am so happy.
And you know what, the commitment You and Your team
have shown towards this project, it's...
- What do I even say... - Ouch!
Ouch!
I can't believe you fucking punched a cancer patient on her breast!
What?
- You have... - Cancer, Bitch!
Okay, can everyone just stop recording please? This is...
- Just... just stop recording. - Why? Everybody should.
Everyone should freaking record.
Maya!
Stop it!
Stop being ridiculous.
Okay, can you... just put this away?
Can you just put it away? Please, just come.
I am fighting cancer,
and instead of helping me,
you are making fun of me by calling me morose Maya?
You're calling me a sick person?
- Sick... - She kept on insulting me.
She kept on bullying me just because I am sick you can't bully me
- just because I am a sick. - Okay Maya, just listen to me...
- I won't be bullied! - Bully?
Okay, Maya, please, can you just shut the fuck up?
Shut up? I should shut up? You should shut the fuck up.
Guys, just please, just stop recording.
- You know what? - This is just a just a misunderstanding.
It is... Me versus Cancer.
It is Maya versus Cancer.
Yes, I have a lump,
but the mountain of pettiness inside you...
...that feeds off other people's miseries
is way more toxic than cancer.
And you should freaking get that looked at.
It's... it's just a misunderstanding.
You delivered the punch, and I got to deliver the punchline.
Papa, I fucked up. Again.
When I was a kid, you used keep saying that I have a bad temper.
I indeed do have a bad temper.
I wonder what Prithvi must be thinking of me.
To be honest,
I raked Aanchal through the coals.
You should have seen her face!