1 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,160 They are the right type of people, Aggu. 2 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,360 Otherwise, I'll always be on the streets with you. 3 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:46,040 Shataaka will do whatever you say. 4 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,880 You have a lovely name. 5 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 So, tell me, what can you do for me? 6 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,560 Today, I have worn a special... 7 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:55,920 e-special sari for you. 8 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 I love saris. 9 00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,600 Now start taking it off. 10 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:00,920 What do you want me to take off first? 11 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 The blouse. 12 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,080 Wait. 13 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,080 You are taking too long, Shataaka. 14 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:11,920 I took it off. 15 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,760 I am slowly taking off your sari now. 16 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,000 Done 17 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,520 How are you feeling now? 18 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,160 Take it. Yeah. 19 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,200 Come on, cheers. 20 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,920 I've got this, Jay. 21 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,520 - No, it's... - Let me. 22 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,440 Weren't you thrown out of the auditorium? 23 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,200 What makes you think you can afford the whiskey here? 24 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:49,440 Biting off more than you can chew, huh, Maya? 25 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:50,440 Rohit! 26 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:02,520 Shataaka, Feroz gave me your number. 27 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:06,080 I heard you take your sari off in quite a sexy matter, huh? 28 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:09,200 Feroz was going gaga over you. 29 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,800 So... I too wanted to Talk to you. 30 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,200 - You name the price. - Hi, Daddy. 31 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:17,000 Bulbul? What have you been up to, huh? 32 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,520 - Nothing Just-- - I am much stronger than Feroz, you see. 33 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,320 doing some e-speaking practice for a competition. 34 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,320 Huh? 35 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,400 - I am just practicing speaking skills. - I've been going to gym for two years now. 36 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,560 I see. 37 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:29,000 - How about you? - Or you'll get crushed under me. 38 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,320 I won't be able to send you 39 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,120 - enough money this month. - Can you hear me? 40 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,000 - Tell me more about yourself. - No. I... 41 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,880 - Daddy, I'll talk to you later, okay? - Hello? 42 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,840 - Okay, bye. I love you, Daddy. - Shataaka? Can you hear me? 43 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:38,920 Hello? 44 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:39,760 Daddy? 45 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,600 Why did you address me as Daddy? 46 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,080 You ruined the moment. 47 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,440 I didn't mean it that way. 48 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,920 - Give me my money back. - No refunds. 49 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,000 I meant... 50 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,720 you'll be my Sugar Daddy. 51 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:12,000 Mayo! Mayo! Hold your horses. 52 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:13,920 Hey! 53 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Give me your cash, I'll get us the tickets. 54 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,000 I'll get them later. 55 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:19,720 - You're sure? - Yup. 56 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:20,680 Cool. 57 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:21,320 See you. 58 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,600 - See you. - Bye. 59 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,160 Bye! 60 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,120 So you like spanking, huh? 61 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:34,000 There... I just spanked you. 62 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,400 Oh, Shataaka! 63 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:37,880 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 64 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Wait, wait, wait. It's too... 65 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,520 Please, please, please. Just one more minute. 66 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,720 There's still a lot we could experiment with. 67 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,000 Damn it. 68 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:10,440 You've been a very naughty boy. 69 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,000 Now you will do 70 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:17,120 as your teacher says. 71 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,640 Now it's your turn to spank me. 72 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,760 Come on, take off your pants. 73 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Now take off your shirt. 74 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,880 Good boy. 75 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,000 Stay. 76 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,000 Uh-uh. Not yet. 77 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,920 Stay. 78 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,120 Good boy. 79 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,800 Your time is up. 80 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,080 I'll talk to you tomorrow. 81 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,800 Yes, yes, yes! 82 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,680 - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. 83 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:03,920 Mayo got it. 84 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,240 Did you swallow your drink... 85 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,720 or your pride? 86 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,120 Sorry. 87 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,000 One more round, please. 88 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,920 Cheers. 89 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,760 To win the game called LIFE, 90 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:52,840 You gotta grab opportunities, 91 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,240 avoid downfalls, and survive. 92 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:59,920 Fuck it. 93 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,200 Let the games begin. 94 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Yo, cue music. 95 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,400 Sahil. 96 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:20,880 Maya. 97 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,400 Look at us... 98 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,000 Buddies. 99 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,160 Sharing a cabin. 100 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,120 Tea? 101 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,000 No, thanks. 102 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,000 You want something cold? 103 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:54,640 Like coke? 104 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,280 When have you seen me having coke, huh? 105 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,040 I have. 106 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,000 How's your illness treating you? 107 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,440 I mean I sometimes completely forget about it, 108 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,560 just like you do. 109 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,000 It's treating me well. 110 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Doctor says I won't die. 111 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,840 One can only hope, Maya. 112 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,280 It's time to exercise. 113 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,000 Does this look like a gym to you? 114 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,120 I have no choice. 115 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,920 I am not well. 116 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,200 I have to follow the doctor's orders. 117 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,840 It hurts so bad. 118 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,440 You know the lump's gotten bigger? 119 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,000 Check it out. 120 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:28,440 It wasn't this big. 121 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,320 It's gotten bigger. Come on, check it out. 122 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,600 - You should feel it. You should know. - I'm not touching it. 123 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:36,440 Just fuck off. 124 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,080 Jasmine! Heena! 125 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,400 - Yes? - Hello, sir? Hi! 126 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,360 How many strands of hair does one need to conduct a drug test, sir? 127 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,000 Minimum 150 strands of hair from the crown of the head. 128 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:54,400 How can I possibly get you 150 strands of hair? 129 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,040 Can't you make do with 20? 130 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,920 Science is not a joke, ma'am. 131 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,920 What are you saying, sir? 132 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,720 Science has progressed considerably over the years. 133 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,000 How about giving it a try, huh? 134 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,600 Not possible, ma'am. 135 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,800 We will require a standard sample size. 136 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,280 Hey! 137 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,200 What are you doing exactly? 138 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,680 Er... I have this really big event coming up tonight. 139 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,080 And I was wondering if my friends could be there, 140 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,680 for you know, moral support. 141 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,040 Sure. 142 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,400 Looking forward to being speechless... friend. 143 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,680 Okay listen quickly, 144 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,000 which tie should I wear, red or yellow? 145 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,080 Always yellow, you dirty fellow. 146 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:38,800 I'll see you there. 147 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,120 How about 25? 148 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,560 No can do. Not possible. 149 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:47,840 25 is a big number. 150 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,240 I've already told you, not possible. 151 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,400 - How about 30 then? - Let's finalise at 30. 152 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:34,920 Hi. 153 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,800 You know you guys look so good together. 154 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:42,000 Heena, you know Sahil... 155 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,720 ...he doesn't have any bad habits? 156 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,640 He's a very cool guy. 157 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,200 Clean. 158 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Hello? 159 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,880 You know any oncologist... on call? 160 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,560 No, just wanted a second opinion. 161 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,640 What's your surname? 162 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,640 Ahuja. 163 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,000 Maya Ahuja. 164 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,000 Saturday? 165 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,560 Are you free this Saturday? 166 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:13,760 I am busy. 167 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Oh. 168 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,240 Ahuja? 169 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,400 Why do you have a pair of scissors in your hands? 170 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,880 Stop wasting time. Zaina wants to have a word with us. 171 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,160 What's happening with the Big C? 172 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,160 - I don't know what you're talking about? - About what C? 173 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,040 The Chawla case? 174 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,200 - It's my priority, Zaina. - I was just going to go and... - Yes. 175 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,000 Our firm has managed to grab such a big case, 176 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,720 but look at you two, fucking around instead of working in the office! 177 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,080 - I was just trying to finish my... - I was just wrapping something off. 178 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,400 Stop blabbering. 179 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,200 Dipica has dropped her offer. 180 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,320 - What? - Why? 181 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,880 Because she sent me proof of the fact 182 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,800 that kidney transplant took place after the wedding. 183 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,240 - But... - But Meeshu said it took place before the wedding. 184 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,920 - And you believed her? - I didn't, but... 185 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,600 Did you verify with proof? Because I just did. 186 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,920 The date on this marriage certificate falls after the date... 187 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,200 ...of the kidney transplant. 188 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,920 But the Gurudwara wedding took place before the kidney transplant. 189 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,720 - Our case does not stand. - Meeshu and her issues. 190 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,680 Dipica also states here, 191 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:19,000 that the cheap stunt of 'Organ Trade' that we had pulled, 192 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,000 has caused her client emotional distress. 193 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:26,280 And they have further reduced the offer down to 3 crores. 194 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,880 You know Dipica and her bluffs. 195 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,760 - I mean... just tell her. - Yes, she is a compulsive liar. 196 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,160 Right. She's a bluff master. 197 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,840 Zaina, you don't know her. She did this last time also. 198 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:43,920 Yeah, I know, I know. 199 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,840 Let's end this once and for all, Zaina. 200 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,920 - Let's file a criminal case... in court. - Yes. She's right. 201 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,840 Note everything down, Heena. Quickly. 202 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,440 We'll also file an application in the court, tomorrow itself, Sahil. 203 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,240 - Yes, do that. - Yeah. 204 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,800 And file the other complaint immediately. 205 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,000 - Sorted. - Done. 206 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,400 Brilliant. 207 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,240 Should I give you two a Legal Era Award for this? 208 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,160 No, that is not required. Just... 209 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,400 Heena, 210 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,320 tell them. 211 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,080 - Me? - Yes, you. 212 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,000 You discovered it, right? 213 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,400 Please come here, Heena. 214 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,920 There is an interesting discrepancy in the Meeshu Chawla case. 215 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,200 The name on her passport is Meeshu Chawla but, 216 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,880 the school leaving certificate 217 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,600 has her family surname on it. 218 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,000 Meeshu Dhaliwal. 219 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,800 Wow, tell me more. 220 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,760 Yes. Fantastic job. Yes. 221 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,000 One more thing. 222 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,640 Yeah? Tell me more, yeah? 223 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,160 Ma'am, amidst all this, 224 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,400 there was an article in the local newspaper. 225 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,000 A name changing ad by Meeshu Dhaliwal. 226 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,720 But... 227 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,440 it was not to Meeshu Chawla, 228 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,000 it was to Meeshu Sethi. 229 00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,800 You did all this? 230 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:00,880 - Yes. 231 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,680 Thanks Heena, you can leave. 232 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,200 - NOW. - Yes, yes ma'am. 233 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,440 Yeah. 234 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,680 - Thank you. - Bye. 235 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,000 Sorry. Sorry, ma'am. 236 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,640 - Who is she? - She's beau-- 237 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,880 Heena. 238 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,640 - She's... - She's my college junior. 239 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,640 Who is she in the firm? 240 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,240 An intern. 241 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,320 An intern found this. 242 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,680 A simple background check that you two couldn't do. 243 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,760 What should I be focusing on, huh? On finding new clients 244 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,880 or on sorting loopholes and discrepancies in your cases? 245 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,720 Zaina, I don't know why Meeshu 246 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,800 - keeps lying about herself? - Tomorrow, both of you... 247 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,320 ...will sort out the discrepancies in the Chawla case. 248 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,160 Zaina, let's do the weekly meeting first tomorrow. 249 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,600 You know I've been impatiently waiting for tomorrow. 250 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,240 A lot is going to change after that meeting. 251 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,280 An interesting discrepancy has been discovered. 252 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,240 Right, Maya? 253 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,600 Shady Sahil! Sahil! 254 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,920 Sahil! Sahil! Wait up. 255 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,600 Hold up, wait a minute. 256 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,080 So...so, what else is up with you? 257 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,880 Wait, wait, wait. 258 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,760 You still have That tattoo? 259 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,400 I do. You want to see it? 260 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 - It's still there. - How do you see it? 261 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,720 I mean how do you look back? 262 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,040 I prefer looking forward instead, 263 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,240 and you should too. 264 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Wait, listen up... 265 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,320 Listen up... 266 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,560 You remember our first meeting? 267 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,360 I do. 268 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,880 I remember how you were all over me. 269 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,640 You were all over me. 270 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,640 You were all over me. 271 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,640 - Really? - Yeah. 272 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,920 - Now stop wasting my time. - Really? 273 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,120 You're right, you're right. 274 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,280 Yes, you're right. 275 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,560 I was the one who was all over... 276 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,800 Oh wow, your new phone is sick. 277 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,000 - Leave my phone. - I really want this phone. 278 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,520 It's so sleek you know? 279 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,920 I wanted this phone. 280 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,600 - Let's take a selfie, huh? - Just give me my phone. 281 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,000 - Let's take a selfie, come on. - Leave my phone. 282 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,240 - Please, please, please. - Maya, please give me my phone. 283 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,800 It has great camera quality. 284 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,600 Amazing camera quality. Look... 285 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,920 - Thief! Thief! Help! Catch him! - Stop, you motherfucker! 286 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,680 - Stop! - Get him! 287 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,320 Catch him! Stop him! 288 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,200 Stop, you fucker! 289 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,040 Stop, you motherfucker! That's my fucking iPhone! 290 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,600 Fuck. 291 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,240 Oh no. 292 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,560 I hope you'll wrap up my divorce case quickly now. 293 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,200 You stole it like a pro. 294 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,320 Thank you, ma'am. 295 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,760 I'll get you divorced for free. 296 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,080 Look sis, it goes up and down at the push of a button. 297 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,000 What is your cousin doing? 298 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,000 Is this her first time in a car? 299 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,560 We're not close. She's a distant cousin. 300 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,400 Bulbul, stop it now. 301 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,680 - One last time, please? - No. 302 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,000 - One last time, sis. - I said stop it. 303 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:23,000 You ruined my new favourite dress. 304 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,040 Does this dress look new to you? 305 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,000 New? 306 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,200 This dress? 307 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,120 Uh-uh. 308 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,000 Don't sulk, I'll get you a new one. 309 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,760 Thank you so much for coming. 310 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,920 Prithvi, you didn't tell me! 311 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,240 I'm not dressed enough for this event. 312 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,080 Look at everybody and look at me! 313 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,880 - I would've... - Maya, Maya, Maya... 314 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,080 I had things for this and I could've planned it... 315 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,120 - Maya, Maya, Maya... - And I could've worn-- 316 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,280 - something so beautiful... - Maya, Maya, Maya... 317 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,760 You... are perfect the way you are. 318 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,840 Get yourself a drink. Make yourself comfortable. 319 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,880 And meanwhile, I'll be watching you. 320 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,200 I'd like that. 321 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,760 I'm sure you do. 322 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,160 Nice tie, by the way. 323 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:40,000 Maya, Maya... pants on fire! 324 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,720 Aanchal, Aanchal... 325 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,560 go back to Uttaranchal. 326 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,240 You're so sweet. 327 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,600 Prithvi has sent me here to babysit you. 328 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,000 Thanks, but I can change my own diapers. 329 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,320 You're gonna kill it, Prithi! 330 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,200 Nice tie, huh? 331 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,520 - Yeah. - It's about to start. Come. 332 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,600 Thank you for being here for the launch of our application... 333 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,600 Hambulance. 334 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,240 - Ham-bul-ance! - Across all the metropolitan cities... 335 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,680 - Who suggested him this name? - ...in this country. 336 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,240 Average response time for an ambulance 337 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,920 to arrive at your location is 16 minutes. 338 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000 I did. 339 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,320 Prithvi relies on me for everything. 340 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,680 And these 16 minutes can be the difference between life and death. 341 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,240 - Nice, no? - One in ten patients in India, 342 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,320 dies on their way to the hospital, 343 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,720 simply because the ambulance... 344 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,000 ...just not being able to reach in the nick of time. 345 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,800 This boy kept obsessing over this speech. 346 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,560 That is where Hambulance comes in. 347 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,920 He landed up so late at my house last night. 348 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,680 By connecting you with a network of drivers 349 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,800 - all within your community. - We were half-asleep 350 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,720 and we had to rewrite the entire thing. 351 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,840 After the boys' night? 352 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,240 That can take you to any nearby hospital. 353 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,400 Oh my morose Maya! 354 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:37,440 Each vehicle is provided with a customised first-aid kit. 355 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,160 Did he stand you up again? 356 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,120 And also includes a portable ventilator, 357 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,000 in case 358 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,040 - Listen, - a patient is in critical condition. 359 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,760 let me give you some advice. 360 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,680 - All drivers who sign up with Hambulance, - This boy is a runner. 361 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,720 - go through a seven day all - He 362 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,800 - inclusive training program, -tends to run away from relationships. 363 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,400 - that provides them with, - I mean 364 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,840 - ...all the information they need, - you remember what happened 365 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,080 last time, don't you? 366 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,560 in order to assess the condition of any given patient. 367 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,520 - Poor baby. - By our estimates, 368 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:09,720 this cuts down response time by 45%, 369 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,120 making it almost two times faster than a convention ambulance. 370 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,720 - Then why are you pursuing him? - Huh? 371 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,920 - Anyone with an access to a smartphone, - No, I am not. 372 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,160 can now become part... 373 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,560 - of our community and help save a life. - I have no interest. 374 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,000 Only a sick person would be interested in him. 375 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,720 Are you calling me a sick person? 376 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,760 Is that what you're saying? 377 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,400 - We've had nearly 6000 signups, - Ah, 378 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,920 - and that's just in Mumbai. - So you are indeed pursuing him. 379 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,240 I knew it. 380 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,400 You've not learnt your lesson. 381 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,600 By the end of the year, 382 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,920 Frankly babe, I think it's completely pathetic. 383 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,760 We are projecting that the Hambulance community will triple in size. 384 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,000 - You can do better than him. - I would now like to welcome, 385 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,040 the social media sensation, 386 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,080 Amaira Pardawalla up on the stage. 387 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,560 Amaira is a huge fan of the app. 388 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,920 And is also key marketing, 389 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,600 - ...consultant for the app. - Sorry. 390 00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:00,280 Can we please have a big round of applause for Amaira Pardawalla? 391 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,440 Thank you, Prithvi. 392 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,440 What a wonderful event this is! 393 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,080 I can't tell you how excited I am, 394 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,880 to be a part of this venture. 395 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,040 I honestly know for a fact that this app, 396 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:23,320 is going to save the lives of countless individuals. 397 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,000 And I am just happy to be a part of it. 398 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,000 I am... I am so happy. 399 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:32,080 And you know what, the commitment You and Your team 400 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,800 have shown towards this project, it's... 401 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,600 - What do I even say... - Ouch! 402 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,000 Ouch! 403 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,040 Ouch! 404 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,200 I can't believe you fucking punched a cancer patient on her breast! 405 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,640 What? 406 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,680 - You have... - Cancer, Bitch! 407 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,440 Okay, can everyone just stop recording please? This is... 408 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,440 - Just... just stop recording. - Why? Everybody should. 409 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,080 Everyone should freaking record. 410 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,200 Maya! 411 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,880 Stop it! 412 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,240 Stop being ridiculous. 413 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,920 Okay, can you... just put this away? 414 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,760 Can you just put it away? Please, just come. 415 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,000 I am fighting cancer, 416 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,280 and instead of helping me, 417 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,080 you are making fun of me by calling me morose Maya? 418 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,840 You're calling me a sick person? 419 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,720 - Sick... - She kept on insulting me. 420 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,120 She kept on bullying me just because I am sick you can't bully me 421 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,840 - just because I am a sick. - Okay Maya, just listen to me... 422 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,120 - I won't be bullied! - Bully? 423 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,280 Okay, Maya, please, can you just shut the fuck up? 424 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,640 Shut up? I should shut up? You should shut the fuck up. 425 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,000 Guys, just please, just stop recording. 426 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,440 - You know what? - This is just a just a misunderstanding. 427 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,920 It is... Me versus Cancer. 428 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,800 It is Maya versus Cancer. 429 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,520 Yes, I have a lump, 430 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:54,080 but the mountain of pettiness inside you... 431 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,160 ...that feeds off other people's miseries 432 00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,000 is way more toxic than cancer. 433 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,800 And you should freaking get that looked at. 434 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,000 It's... it's just a misunderstanding. 435 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,400 You delivered the punch, and I got to deliver the punchline. 436 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,080 Papa, I fucked up. Again. 437 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:11,280 When I was a kid, you used keep saying that I have a bad temper. 438 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,320 I indeed do have a bad temper. 439 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,520 I wonder what Prithvi must be thinking of me. 440 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,440 To be honest, 441 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,720 I raked Aanchal through the coals. 442 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,200 You should have seen her face!