Mr. Prasad?
One chocolate, please?
Sure, kiddo.
You're falling short of money, again.
Let her have it, Prasad.
Thank you, Aunty.
But what is this for?
You'll have to tell me every time...
...Uncle Chugh gives you a chocolate.
Okay, dear?
But then Uncle Chugh will stop giving me chocolates.
So what?
I'll give you two chocolates!
What was your name?
- Prasad? - Yes?
Let Bulbul have another chocolate.
Sure. Why not!
- Okay, dear? - Here you go, kiddo.
Take it, my dear.
Enjoy.
I want to thank you all for your patience.
We're working very hard to get new clients,
so that your bonuses are sorted out.
Thank you again for your cooperation.
I really appreciate it. Thank you.
- Thank you, ma'am. - Thank you, ma'am.
I have another bigger worry, Zaina,
which I would like to share with all of you,
so that we don't lose any clients.
What does this mean?
I'll tell you.
I have something to back this up with.
Yes, Zaina.
What is it? This...
What is it? Let me have a look.
Inconclusive mammogram reports.
Maya Ahuja is a fraud.
Maya, did you really think that I only had one copy of the picture?
- Is it true? - What is going on?
You know breast cancer kills 87,000 women every year.
God bless them.
And fraudsters like her cross the line
to make a fool out of the sharpest of lawyers in this country.
Unethical and dishonest employees like her should be fired immediately.
Fire Maya Ahuja!
She's a fraud!
- Maya Ahuja... - Is he serious?
Shit-shit-shit!
Oh God, it's Maya!
- - Is that Maya? - What is... What is this?
Show me. - What is going on?
Show me. - Who sent it?
Oh, random forward. - Cancer Bitch! Ouch!
What's going on, Heena?
- Let me see. - Show me.
What is it? Come on, tell me.
You're calling me a sick person?
Morose Maya?
Yes, I have a lump,
but the mountain of pettiness inside you
that feeds off other people's miseries?
is way more toxic than cancer.
- You've become famous, Maya. - You should shut the fuck up!
- The fuck! What nonsense is this! - Cancer Bitch!
Guys! Guys! Guys!
Amaira Pardawalla has retweeted saying,
"Thank you for such an inspirational video for cancer patients."
- Put it down. - #CancerBitch.
Show me.
- What cancer bitch, huh? - Nikita, put it down.
Put it down.
- Put it down. - Show me, show me. Huh?
- Show me. - What Cancer Bitch, huh?
Come on Sahil, what are you saying?
- What? - She has cancer.
She doesn't have cancer. I'm telling you she's lying!
- That doesn't make any sense. - Are you...
I have seen her medical bills.
- Then you should recheck them. - How?
- What how? - Guys,
- she could have fudged the bills. - What? No!
Thank you, Heena. Thank you.
She is right.
- Maya? - Yes, Maya.
Why would she fudge the bills?
Maya would fudge the bills
- because she's a liar. - No, no, no, no.
This is absolute nonsense, guys.
- She has done it. Check them! - No, no, no, no.
- Let me have a look at them. - Zaina, this is nonsense.
- Tell her to let me have a look at them. - This is nonsense.
- She has fudged them. - No way.
- She has done it. - No, she hasn't.
Sir?
There is a package for Maya ma'am.
From Judge Kulkarni's office.
- Judge Kulkarni? - Judge Kulkarni?
Bhole bhaiya. Come here.
What is it?
I hope you always have well- wishers around
I pray you kick this illness To the ground
Let*s wipe the slate clean Forget the past
Here*s a shawl, to keep you Warm and recover fast
What the fuck, Maya!
- Wow! - Nikita, this is not a joke.
Zaina, I have the evidence here everything...
Okay, where's my iPad?
Where the hell is my iPad?
- Huh? - Actually, let's look at the report.
- Show me the reports. - Actually, let's...
let's look at the evidence.
- Yeah. Yeah, let's do this. Come on. - Yeah, let's.
- Are you done? - Yes. Have a look.
What?
The date!
The date of this prescription that is conveniently missing in this photo.
It's three months old.
Another lie.
She's a fucking liar!
Give it to me.
Have a look.
- Yeah. - Yes.
- Yeah. - The date is not there.
The date is not there.
The date is missing.
Not cool, Sahil.
What not cool?
Not cool Sahil, she says.
I can get the prescription tomorrow.
But let me just say,
Sahil Mistry, what you have done is an invasion...
...of privacy apart from slander and defamation.
But I won't file a case against you,
because I already have a surgery scheduled in my calendar.
You know it, Jasmine
What a performance. Wow!
Sahil, stop laughing, this is not funny.
Y*all are not believing her!
Y*all are not fucking believing...
Zaina.
- You're not believing her, right? - It's so sad.
Are you fucking believing...
So sad.
It's so sad.
A cancer patient is being forced to prove that she has cancer.
I guess I have to fight the world as well.
What say, Jose?
You missing a heart, bro?
Shut the fuck up.
You don't care about me.
You don't care about my dignity.
The only thing you care about,
...is saving the firm's money.
It's okay.
I understand. That's what people are like, that's what society is like.
I'll have to prove it, right?
I'll have to prove it?
Let me just...
Go ahead and call my doctor.
- Let me make the call. - Sahil.
- No, let me call her doctor. - Sahil.
Sahil, it's going too far.
You're embarrassing the shit out of me.
As if having cancer is not enough,
Now I have to fight with people as well.
Jas?
- Fuck, geez... - Enough, Sahil.
This is not a matter of investigation,
- this is a matter of illness. - Shut up.
Sahil, I will not stand for this nonsense anymore.
No, Zaina.
No, Zaina. Let me call her doctor.
- You're making a fool out of us. - No, Zaina.
- Leave. - No, Zaina.
- NOW! - NO!
Leave. Now, Sahil.
Cancer Bitch!
Ouch!
I am fighting cancer,
Ouch!
Yes, I have a lump,
Ouch!
You're calling me a sick person?
Ouch!
Morose Maya?
She kept on insulting me.
She kept on bullying me.
She kept going on and on.
I won't be bullied!
Cancer Bitch!
Ouch!
I am fighting cancer,
Ouch!
Stop being ridiculous!
Ouch!
You're calling me a sick person?
Ouch!
Morose Maya?
Yes, I have a lump,
but the mountain of pettiness inside you
that feeds off other people's miseries
is way more toxic than cancer.
Cancer Bitch!
You should shut the fuck up!
Cancer Bitch!
You can't bully me!
Cancer Bitch!
You should shut the fuck up!
Cancer Bitch!
You can't bully me!
Cancer Bitch!
Ouch!
I am fighting cancer,
Ouch!
Stop being ridiculous!
Ouch!
You're calling me a sick person?
Ouch!
Morose Maya?
She kept on insulting me.
She kept on bullying me.
She kept going on and on.
I won't be bullied!
Cancer Bitch!
Shall we?
Chawla Chickens must be waiting.
Yeah.
Sahil?
He's sitting this one out.
One,
- Two, - Cancer Bitch!
And three!
Cancer Bitch!
We found something that could potentially destroy your case.
Huh?
- What? Why? What is it? - Mrs. Meeshu...
This isn't your first marriage, right?
I, Meeshu Dhaliwal, wife of Veer Sethi, Age-18, from Punjab...
Right.
It isn't the first.
This one was with Veer...
Why didn't you inform us?
Sorry.
Was I supposed to?
We'd go with a different strategy in the case of second divorce.
Mom, Meeshu is asking me to leave the house.
Why should I?
I just got the wallpaper changed, Mom.
Yes, that's...
It's closer to my office as well.
Right, Mom. That's...
Let me tell you something.
This was my second marriage,
but this isn't my second divorce.
Not your second divorce?
No. Not at all.
Veer Sethi was my college boyfriend.
We eloped and got married.
Then it didn't take me long to realise that he's an a-hole.
Asshole?
Right.
I realised that I cannot stand this person.
So what did I do?
I ran away.
This is what we do back home.
You're telling us the whole truth right, Mrs. Meeshu?
And Mr. Chawla isn't aware about this?
The whole truth?
I don't know.
So what next?
Here*s where we stand. Your marriage with Mr. Chawla is void...
- I mean it's invalid. - I see.
- This will no longer be a divorce case. - It will be better,
- because you didn't divorce Veer Sethi. - Yes.
- Yet you gave Mr. Chawla your kidney. - Yes.
- While you were still Veer Sethi's wife. - Yes.
This means we can prosecute him under the Organ Trade Act.
Okay.
That's great.
Okay, but how much money will I get?
Zaina,
you know, Mistry and Co. is the only place...
...I applied at fresh out of college?
It was only because of you. I look up to you so much.
You're my idol.
Thanks.
I can't even imagine the amount of pressure you must be under these days.
I can't even fathom.
Get to the point, Maya.
- What do you want? - Partnership.
Cancer or no cancer, I am going to work so hard.
You'll see. I'll get new clients.
I'm gonna make sure that the Chawla case falls in our favour, you'll see.
I'll think about it.
Okay.
I'm sorry, Zaina.
I don't know, Zaina,
how could I miss such a big detail?
I'm not wrong about her.
Trust me.
She asked for partnership today.
Fucking knew it.
I knew it.
She's faking it, milking it...
and how!
I'm gonna get her.
But Sahil,
you really went overboard today.
Have you been taking your anti-depression pills?
Yeah.
Promise me you're never gonna do a thing like this again.
Promise?
Whatever it is... we'll figure it out, together.
Yeah.
Bloody coward!
Get lost!
Bye Satyaki!
What happened?
My instruments scared him.
Coward!
BDSM?
Yes, BDSM.
You don't know what that means, do you?
Of course, I know.
Then tell me.
Bondage, Discipline, Submission, Masochism.
BDSM?
I knew that.
Mayo?
You and Rohit also do it?
What BDSM? I don't even get six seconds.
Huh? What?
It's been a couple of months.
I had gone to Rohit's place.
We had just finished having sex.
Right after that...
Hi, Rohit!
...his grandma...
Grandma!
...died.
And two weeks later,
We had just finished having sex again,
and James Pond...
James Pond?
Yeah, his goldfish...
What kind of idiot names their goldfish James--
- Mayo. - Sorry.
...James Pond died.
What a loser!
Does he really think his orgasm is that deadly?
What a dic...
- You want? - No.
I don't know. I...
He just has this weird mental block...
...that has turned into a complete cock block.
He can't get it up?
I mean how is this,
...relationship going to survive if he can't perform?
Maybe... maybe it's me.
Maybe I am putting him off.
Oh please, don't put it on you, man.
You know you can turn anything on.
You can turn... turn anyone on.
Yeah, except...
except the one that I want.
Don't worry.
It'll be fine.
Come here.
Maya?!
Babe, I have been calling you.
I've been to your house, your office...
Why didn't you tell me about the cancer?
I'm sorry.
What?
Are you here?
Sorry...
Get this silly thing off
Just... just come in.
You can't... you can't be sorry, babe.
I just so wanted to...
I was dying to see you.
By the way, where is it?
I hope it's not on my favourite one.
No, it's on the left one.
When did you find out?
That night...
when I was taking a shower.
This is not fair, Maya.
My girlfriend has cancer... I didn't even know.
You better call me next time.
The next time I shower?
Definitely then.
I so badly wanna kiss you.
Wait...
Are you okay to do this?
Okay... alright.
Open up.
Prithvi, they're trolling me like crazy.
Who?
Why do you look like this?
Look like what?
Like this.
Like what?
Anyway, Prithvi...
I just really need you to help me out right now.
It's not the best time, Aanchal. I...
- Hey, Aanchal. - Hi.
Why are you not going back to Uttaranchal?
She giggles funny, doesn't she?
Wanna feature in another video?
Right.
Worked for us, but...
Yeah.
But...
Okay.
Fuck.
- Maya? - Hi.
Why are you sitting on the table?
Just.
I can't believe this.
Every time! How come you enter my office without...
Constance!
How do you enter my office without an appointment every time?
- I don't understand. - It's a talent.
I don't have time for all this.
You're angry, aren't you?
- I? Who, I? I'm not angry. - Yeah, you are.
I didn't know that the video would go viral.
- You... - I said it in the spur of the moment.
- You're angry, aren't you? - No, who said I am angry?
- You are angry with me. - Please listen to me.
- You have told. - It is not my fault.
You have told the entire world that you have cancer,
- without even a biopsy. - Yes.
But you have not told them that. So what is wrong?
I'll lose my licence. What are you even saying?
No, but I didn*t say it seriously. It's okay.
- Maya, please... - No one is going to...
Guess who is a 100% cancer free!
- Hi! - Hi!
Thank you, Doctor! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
- Thank you! - I'm so proud of you.
Come, come.
- Oh shit. - What?
I'm so... I'm so sorry.
- I didn't mean to barge in. - No, no, no.
You didn't tell me you were with a patient.
She was just leaving. Come.
- Go. - No.
- Hi. Khushboo. - Maya.
- Hi. - Hi.
Hi.
How's your treatment going?
What treatment?
She's not even sure whether she needs treatment or not.
She doesn't have the time to get a biopsy done.
Right?
You...
still haven't done a biopsy?!
Tell her.
Get it done.
I wish I had done it on time.
Back then, I felt that I was invincible.
-Hmm.
All this testing is beneath me.
Because of which I...
lost Anju.
Anju, who?
Don't worry.
I still have Manju.
She's rocking.
And Anju is back in a restructured avatar.
Right, Punnu?
What was that?
Look,
I... I didn't mean to worry you.
You're in very good hands.
He'll take care of you.
Just...
Just... get a biopsy done before it too late.
I have to go.
She went to the mirror to apply lipstick coloured red
but ended up staring into her slippery soul instead