We're almost there.
Almost there. Get out of our way!!
We're almost there. Out of my way! Moveee!
Okay, okay.
We'll do it, okay?
One, two, three!
- Pusssh! - Zip it!
Good, good.
- One, two, three! - Come on, come on, come on.
Come out
I know you hate celebrating birthdays,
and I thought I*ll grant you your wish,
but what can I say, I just succumbed to the temptation at last.
Love you.
Is it normal to feel this pain after a biopsy?
Yes, it is normal.
Do something, just take one painkiller and it will be fine.
I've already had plenty, dude.
When is the report expected?
In a day or two.
Just keep the cold compresses on,
and no heavy lifting okay?
And stay at home for 24 hours, if possible.
You need rest after the test.
You.. you know what I call...
the test I took yesterday?
No.
Testi-kal?
Got it?
You know what I say today?
Happy Birthday!
So, you doing anything special for today?
Earth just took another revolution. What's special about that?
Revolutionary thought.
- Hello, ma'am. - Hi.
Hang on a second.
From Judge Kulkarni, ma'am.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Thanks.
Here's another revolutionary thought.
Hmm?
So, it goes like this...
May you live long,
May you always stay strong,
May you have a great year ahead all in all,
See my comment...
...on your Facebook Waal.
Judge Kulkarni.
He's a fan of mine.
Hey listen,
there's something I've wanted to talk to you about.
I noticed that you always...
...come to the clinic alone.
And...
I just feel that until you get the report,
you should be with the people that you love,
the ones who matter.
You'll feel better.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay?
Okay, fine.
I'll talk to you later?
Statue!
Go.
Why aren't you playing?
Why aren't you dancing?
Oh, yes.
Ritu! Come here, my child.
Happy birthday, Bulbul.
Thank you.
Hi!
I'm Ashwin. Who are you?
Wearing that same old dress again, huh?
It's okay, don't be sad.
You can take my dress next time.
It's time to cut the cake.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Bulbul, smile.
Come on, let's cut the cake.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, Bulbul...
Happy birthday!
What is it, Bulbul?
BULBUL!!!
I love it when you slap me, Jassi the khassi.
Slap me HARD, Jassi.
No, no, no, I can't slap you hard.
How about a light pat instead?
Okay?
We're running out of time, Jassi the Khassi.
When will you cum, Jassi? I'm cuming! I'm cuming!
Ohhh! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Mom's here! Bye, bye, bye! A big smack on your lips.
BYE!!!
Hey...
stalker.
What have you got for me?
Oh, the good stuff!
Wait right there.
Here you go.
Send it up. Hurry.
Good stuff.
- Happy B-- - Shh! What are you doing?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Happy birthday, Maya Memsaab.
Thank you.
Thank you!
You're welcome.
Our date is still pending.
You want a date? Here you go.
Here's your date, Aggu.
Bulbul!
You...
Take this back, just take it back.
I'll see you later.
Bulbul!
Come, have a look.
Your mom's baked you a cake.
Your favourite, isn't it?
- Come here. - The one loaded with gems.
I too have brought gifts for everyone.
Why did you bother?
- It's your birthday, not ours. - Exactly.
Let's sit down.
Sit down. Settle down. Sit down. Settle down.
We'll soon know.
- Good God, did you buy the entire market, huh? - That's a lot of gifts.
Oh sorry, sorry. I forgot this. This one's for you, bro.
For me?
Of course.
- It's good. - How do I look?
- Great fitting. - Mummy?
- Papa... this is for you. - For me?
A shirt.
You carry on, I'll unpack it.
You distribute the rest of the gifts in the meanwhile.
What is this?
- What size did you bring me? - Yes... this is for you.
There's another gift, a purse.
- Look, she even brought a purse for her. - Look, she also brought me a purse.
It looks expensive.
And...
- It's lovely. - Mom... this is for you.
Why did you bother?
Why shouldn't I?
Look, the box itself is so beautiful.
Go on, unwrap it.
Great packaging.
- Nice. - What is this?
A high-end hair conditioner.
It makes your silky smooth. Just try it and you'll know.
Where did you get the money to buy all this?
What? Don't you know that I am a scholar?
I had managed to save some.
Good girl.
You can get a variety of things in Pune, right?
There is nothing that you can't get in Pune.
Stop behaving like a starry-eyed villager.
Pune's a very big city, Mom.
You can get anything and everything in Pune.
Mom, this conditioner is very good.
I too will use it. - Dickhead calling. ??
This is so nice.
Ya this also looks beautiful.
Papa... let me take that.
- Wait. - How do I open it... ??
Please, give it back.
Wait.
- Wait. - What is it?
Don't... Huh?
Hello, Shataaka?
Hello?
It's me, dickhead, your lover-boy. ??
I love having phone-sex with you.
I pop a chub whenever I hear your voice.
It's even better than touching a girl.
Who is it?
- What happened? - Why aren't you saying anything?
You better hear this.
- Give it to me, Papa. You... - What is it?
Come on, Shataaka, don*t feel shy.
Hello?
- Don*t worry. I'll pay double. - Huh?
You know I get a boner when you act all shy?
You'd asked me to do it doggy-style, the last time.
I'd loved it.
Can we do missionary this time?
Please?
Make me jizz, babe.
Come on, pretty please.
Oh, Shataaka!
She's my classmate in college.
She forgot her phone with me.
Brother,
Shataaka forgot her phone with me.
- I'll ask her to call you back. - Stop playing games with me, Shataaka.
I can recognise your voice even with my eyes closed.
Please, let's make some dick milk.
Please. Make me jizz, babe.
I've already dropped my pants down for you.
What is going on? What the hell was that?
Is this what you do in college?
This is YOUR scholarship, huh?
Good God!
I haven't done anything wrong.
I did it to make a quick buck.
It's easy money.
Easy money?
It's not a bad thing.
It all happens over the phone... on call.
It's not...
I don't even need to talk to them at times.
I don't have to meet them.
I don't meet them.
They don't know me. They don't know my face.
They know nothing about me.
I describe Jay whenever they ask me to describe myself.
Stop it.
Stop lying.
I am not lying.
I'm... I am not dirty.
I get money for doing nothing.
I... don't even put that much thought to this.
But... why?
WHY?!!
I wanted to take some of the pressure off you.
I didn't want to be an additional burden on you.
Papa, please,
who'd understand me better than you?
I need YOU to understand, Papa.
I... I never crossed any boundaries.
Papa, please.
Please, I never did anything wrong.
I never crossed any boundaries.
I never did anything wrong.
- Maya... - I haven't done anything wrong.
Maya, get out of my house.
- No, wait. Let me talk to her. - Don't stop me.
This wouldn't have happened if your pockets were full.
For years and years,
this girl has been nothing but embarrassment to us.
The humiliation and the shame we have faced...
We are done. You need to leave.
Don't blow it out of proportion like always, Mom.
I haven't...
Stop your nonsense, Maya.
We've had enough.
Just...
leave.
What do you want now? Should I go on my knees and beg you to leave?
Bulbul?
Bulbul, is that really you?
Mom! Dad!
Bulbul is back!
Come on, get in already.
Come on up.
Mom!
You are ten years late! Come on in.
Mom!
Mom! Dad!
Bulbul is back!
Hey...
Oh Bulbul, my baby.
Happy birthday, kiddo.
Where's Mom?
- Mom! - Yes...
- Where are you? Come here already. - Look, your mom's here.
Mom...
Hold this.
We saw that...
your video.
Why didn't tell us?
We get to learn about our daughter's condition through Facebook!
Sorry, Mom.
Let go of this ego.
How could God be so cruel to my daughter, tell me!
She is so young...
Madam?
It's already been two hours.
How much longer do we have to wait here for?
Aren't you going to get down?
Let's go inside. It's time for bed.
No, let me play some more.
You keep playing video games all day long.
Please, just a few more minutes.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go inside.
Come on.
You cannot blame the leaning tower of...
...Pisa for being crooked, can you now?
Let's go back to the airport.