I can't believe they threw me out of the house.
Fuck it, Mayo. They were not worth it.
Yeah, but they are my parents. I don't know what I'm gonna do
You have me.
From today, this is your home.
Stay for as long as you want.
Thanks, Jay, but...
Enough of this serious stuff now.
I want you to say something in Shataaka's sexy voice
Come on Mayo
Sir!
Please let me go, SIR!
The milk will boil over, Sir!
Feroz, I'm wearing a Ferozi-coloured (turquoise) sari just for you!
Naughty-naughty Feroz!
What if your mom comes over, Feroz?
Don't be naughty, Feroz.
Say that again. Say that again. Pretty please.
I can hear the doorbell ring, Feroz.
Mom is here, Feroz.
Don't be naughty, Feroz.
You are SO naughty.
What?
You are being arrested for disappearing on me on your birthday.
Okay. Um...
I like this.
Inspector,
can I play with your Pistol?
Not here.
In the lockup.
Are you sure?
- Yes. - Ouch.
Maya?
Your dad has still blocked your number?
Doesn't matter anymore.
By the way, I have another surprise planned for you.
An even better one.
Ten crores or we walk out of here.
You don't want to take this to court.
The fact that Ms. Meeshu never divorced Veer Sethi--
Automatically means that Meeshu and Bunty's marriage is invalid
and completely illegal, ergo--
Ergo her donation is illegal.
And you knew about her previous marriage, didn't you?
So, we can even demand 20 crores if we take this to court.
We will go to court.
Um, hang on, one second.
Mr. Chawla, please, ask him to refrain from interrupting.
Please.
Guruji is here to advise me.
So if Guruji says that we will go to court,
then we WILL go to court.
This is fucking ridiculous, Mr. Chawla.
I mean, we don't have a strong case at all.
We should have settled out of court today and be done with it.
Not out...
in court.
Guys, we already have a very strong case.
And now Guruji is making it too easy for us.
Zaina, I have a very strong plan prepared.
I think we can ask for more than 20.
Maya, don't say unrealistic things, please.
I guarantee that going to court
will prove to be beneficial for Bunty.
Why, UNREALISTIC, huh?
WHY?
If Maya says that we can get more than 20 crores then we will.
She doesn't make empty speeches as Guruji does.
Let Maya handle the case if you cannot.
But...
you will have to quote this amount.
Get this straight, guys.
We gotta take them down for good.
Guruji always ruins all our plans.
You want Maya to teach you how to press the right buttons as well, huh?
Welcome to your second surprise, Maya!
You didn't have to give me a surprise.
- And what is this? - I did have to,
it was your birthday after all.
Don't you think it's a bit too soon?
Too soon for what?
Don't you think THIS is happening in a very crowded place?
What?
Like, aren't there too many people?
Just...
Yeah, I'm sure you'll love your surprise.
Your...
surprise.
Hi.
Hi?
Maya, I would like to invite you to Ingenuity Media Co.
We would like to take you through your social media analytics.
As you can see,
your Cancer Bitch video's hour-on-hour engagement is up by 400%.
And your watch time - 71%.
That means it is one of the fastest growing videos this month.
You have had over 7000 shares of your video,
in just 24 hours.
And that's just Facebook.
I'm not even talking about Instagram reels, Boomerangs, retweets--
Yeah, so what does that mean?
That means that according to our algorithm,
you are a HTI.
A High Traction Influencer.
Ergo, a hit.
Ingenuity Digital Media Co. will give you all-around support.
We'll look after your digital engagements, brand endorsements,
paid publicity, everything is on the cards.
So step one,
our brand team has the most fantastic video ideas.
Living with cancer as a woman in your 20s.
My thoughts on cancer.
How my friends reacted to my cancer.
Things not to say to a cancer patient.
Shit cancer patients are sick of hearing.
My workout routine to beat cancer.
And,
how your boyfriend reacts
when you tell him that you've got cancer.
So, we'll build your reach,
we'll make you extremely popular, and we will call your followers -
MAYANS!
I like that.
We will make you into a proper influencer.
We'll monetize everything so you'll make a couple of lakhs per month.
So what's your decision, ma'am?
Will you be joining us?
- What's wrong? - Um, Clin--
- Office... emergency. - Maya?
I'll see you later, okay?
How did you get it?
Look,
Uncle Chugh gives me ONE chocolate for lying,
and Aunt Chugh gives me TWO chocolates for telling her the truth.
Awesome.
Can I have one?
No, I already ate them.
Damn it.
Wait, I have saved some instant noodles for you.
- Ugh! - You don't like them?
Are you not normal or what?
You tell me, do I look normal?
Don't laugh.
You don't always get chocolates for telling the truth.
My brother was playing carrom with his friend the other day when...
Like you know everything.
- Yes, I do. - Then you tell me.
Do you even know anything about it?
You have been grilling me about it. You don't know shit.
I don't know shit, hmm?
You are still a virgin.
So are you, bro.
Then Mom said that he is going to get married.
What do you do these days, son?
Uncle, Brother is a Virgin these days.
You've had it now!
You can also get slapped for telling the truth.
Mom said I have a knack for saying the wrong things at the wrong time.
So, you wouldn't have been slapped if you had said it at the right time?
Who knows?
Is there supposed to be a right time, to tell the truth, or to lie?
Tell me the truth, who has not done the homework?
Miss, I haven't.
Then one day my brother went to a party,
and asked me to keep it a secret and not to tell Mom about it.
Tell me, where is your brother?
I don't know.
You know where he is. Tell me WHERE is he!
I don't know.
You won't tell me, huh?
- TELL ME! - Ouch!
So you won't tell me, huh?!
You know Papa was pulled over by the cops.
- Then? - Where's your helmet?
Oh! I forgot.
You forgot, huh?
Pay the fine then.
But I don't have any cash on me.
Then I'm afraid you'll have to come with me.
To the police station? But why?!
I always wear a helmet. I forgot because I was in a hurry.
You can give your excuses at the police station.
Let's go.
Uncle, please, let us go.
My mummy isn't feeling too well.
We are on the way to the hospital.
Right, Papa?
Yes.
We are on the way to the hospital.
We wouldn't have made this mistake otherwise.
Make sure you don't do this again.
Thank you, Uncle.
Go.
Bulbul?
You shouldn't lie.
You saved us today.
But didn't you say that you don't always get chocolates for lying?
Forget it. Truth or lie, doesn't matter.
It's the chocolate that matters.
True that.
You can boogie,
Or you can keep brooding.
You can boogie or you can keep brooding.
You can live life king size or you can have an early demise.
You can boogie or you can keep brooding.
You can live life king size or you can have an early demise.
You can use your brains to reach new heights,
You can ask all your troubles to go take a hike,
Honesty won't get you anywhere,
Dummy, why are you so surprised?
Huh?
You can boogie,
Or you can keep brooding.
You can boogie or you can keep brooding.
You can live life king size or you can have an early demise.
Maya! Come here.
My aunt also had it.
- Your aunt died? - Yep, but you'll be fine.
Maya?
We'll put on the rose-tinted glasses,
And we'll keep tripping day and night,
We'll put on the rose-tinted glasses,
And we'll keep tripping day and night,
Keep tripping... day and night,
Let me get a perspective,
Let me beguile my heart,
Working out is so important, especially for cancer patients.
And especially if you are not even the Cancer Followers that I have.
It really is important.
You should do it.
Like I did it. Do it.
You can be a bitch, or
You can be a bitch or you can simply exist,
It's your life, you can do whatever you want with it.
You can be meek,
Or you can be bold if you please.
Who has ever been completely honest with you?
Who really cares about what you are up to?
You are surrounded by assholes, so what can you do?
You can have fun if you want to,
And you can slip if you want to.
Hello, Heena?
Can we meet tomorrow, outside the office?
I need you to do something for me.
Bye.
Not just the ball,
all the bats, racquets, and hockey sticks, too, are in our court today.
I am Mrs. Meeshu Chawla's counsel.
Mrs. Meeshu Chawla is seeking divorce from Mr. Bunty Chawla
on the grounds of cruelty,
and claims 20 crores as alimony.
Good opening, Advocate Ahuja.
Straight to the point.
Thank you, My Lord.
In fact, if he doesn't agree,
we should transfer this case to a criminal court,
because Mr. Chawla took Mrs. Chawla's kidney
under a false pretext of marriage.
My Lord...
We don't need to go to the criminal court, My Lord.
As per index number 56(a),
Mr. and Mrs. Chawla were legally married
at the time of the kidney donation.
Please refer to the testimony under index 38(c).
And in furtherance to this relevant matter,
I'd like to call upon my witness.
Wit...witness? What?
My Lord, we were not intimated of any witness before this.
Oh, is it?
Please check the records.
It is stated that the witness list was sent to DK Mistry & Company
and received by Heena Chaturvedi on Wednesday.
We did receive it, Maya.
But you're so stressed these days...
You must have missed it.
Shady Sahil!
The court calls Veer Sethi on the stand.
Advocate Ahuja, the witness is yours.
You may begin your questioning.
Advocate Ahuja, would you like your colleague to take over?
Advocate Ahuja?!
Mr. Sethi, so
you were married to my Meeshu client I mean Ms. Meeshu?
Yes. From 1995 to '96.
So, you have divorce papers going back to 1996?
No, there were no divorce papers back then.
Then do you know anyone who witnessed your separation?
Or anything that we can present to the court?
No, no one witnessed anything.
So, you are still her legal husband.
If you say so.
My Lord, this proves that
Meeshu Chawla cannot be married to Bunty Chawla,
and that her kidney was taken under a false pretext of marriage.
Not in the least, My Lord.
Because if my learned and esteemed counsel
had just taken the trouble of
turning the page and referring to Annexure 16,
she would've found out that this in fact is not the whole truth.
What happened before that is also very important.
Mr. Sethi, please tell the court about Gagan.
Gagan? Who Gagan?
My first wife.
Gagandeep Kaur Dhillon.
We got married in the year 1993.
We never got divorced.
I fell in love with Meeshu, so we got married.
If you haven't divorced Gagan,
your marriage to her is still legitimate,
and so, your marriage with Ms. Meeshu is invalid.
This means that Mr. and Mrs. Chawla are legally married, My Lord.
Objection, My Lord.
Yes, Counsel?
The first marriage is...
You aren't paying attention, Advocate Ahuja.
There is no proof.
My Lord, there is no question about an illegal kidney donation.
My Lord, I'm presenting all the accounts for Mr. and Mrs. Chawla
and according to these, the alimony amounts to...
Um... 2.67 crores, My Lord.
Do you have anything to say, Ms. Maya?
My Lord, I think my colleague needs some more time to do her...
due diligence.
Sure.
The court is adjourned.
Thank you, My Lord.
What happened, huh, Ms. Legal Eagle?
Mrs. Chawla...
Mrs. Chawla won't listen to any of your excuses.
But you will listen to me very carefully.
There is no way I will accept this meagre settlement of 2 crores.
I'm taking my case to lawyers who know what they are doing.
GOODBYE.
Excuse me.
Give the job to somebody else, if you cannot handle it.
Zaina, I swear I didn't get the witness list.
Otherwise, I couldn't have possibly done--
Maya, I know you are not well,
but you need to tell me whether you can handle this or not.
Of course, I can handle this. OF COURSE!
I'm giving you two choices -
One, take time off and get off my case.
Two, I'm giving you TWO fucking days to fix this.