We did receive it, Maya.
But you're so stressed these days...
You must have missed it.
What happened, huh, Ms. Legal Eagle?
I'm taking my case to lawyers who know what they are doing.
I'm giving you two choices -
One, take time off and get off my case.
Two, I'm giving you TWO fucking days to fix this.
Bhole bhaiya.
-Yes, ma'am? -Could you ask Jasmine to file my bills?
- Sure. - Right away.
- Maya ma'am has... - What is it, Bhole?
- Maya ma'am has sent these over. - Maya...
- Okay. - Okay?
Yeah. Thank you.
Hey Jasmine, listen, for my ID application...
Is this the right format?
and leave it on my desk.
- Okay. - Yeah, okay.
Heena?
What happened?
Are you okay?
Nooo.
What?
- They're firing me! - Shh!
Keep it down.
Who is firing you?
This bloody firm.
They have sent me an email stating
they are firing me because of non-performance.
Do I look like a non-performer to you?
That's sad.
It is sad!
- I'll go and talk to Jasmine. - No, no, no. Sit down.
- Sit. - It's a...
Sit.
No...
that will backfire, trust me.
I'll fix it.
I have a good rapport with Jasmine. You leave it to me.
You just be calm and just stay professional.
I'll handle it, okay?
You... you will?
I am your senior. This is the least I can do for you.
You just don't tell anyone.
And you just have to do a small favour for me.
What?
No!
No, no, no.
- Yeah. - No, I can't. I... I just can't.
- Yes, you can. It will be easy. - I... I just can't. I can't do it.
- You can do it. You can do it. - No, no, no.
- I'll talk you through it. - I can't do it.
You can do it. Heena!
- Can't do it. - Don't you want your job back?
Good girl.
May I cut the line, ma'am?
What?
What the hell are you doing here? Hi.
I am traveling to this tier-two town with my girlfriend,
who should not be traveling alone
- because she has cancer. - Okay.
Okay.
Clearly I've got the best boyfriend.
- What can I say? - I am.
And I'm also the best agent, you know why?
Because I have planned to chronicle our whole trip.
- Okay. - Yeah. I'll show you.
Wait.
We'll take a picture here,
and yeah, I like it.
- You like it? - Yeah.
It's cute.
And check.
Wait...
how did you get access to my account?
Babe, I have access to everything in your life.
Maya, look at this.
- Maya! - Hmm?
You okay?
I need a lead here,
and Gagan is my last hope.
- I need to make it work. - It'll happen.
It's okay.
You're Gagandeep Kaur Dhillon? I am Maya, a lawyer from Mumbai.
I came here to ask a few questions about Veer Sethi.
Sorry, but I am not interested in talking about Veer.
Do you have anything like...
a marriage certificate? Photographs?
I told you I am not interested.
Sorry guys, I was... I was...
Have a seat.
- Thank you. - Sit.
I am Gagan.
What is your name?
Prithvi.
You know Prithvi loves this town,
- Really? - Its people...
Especially the women here, the girls here... beauty.
Right, Prithvi?
Prithvi?
Yes.
Well, this town certainly is full of beauty.
So, you were telling us about Veer Sethi...
Why don't you drop his topic, huh?
I'd say good riddance, I'm well rid of him.
He showed me big dreams.
He had promised to take me abroad, you know?
But that son of a gun didn't even make me a passport.
Why didn't he make you a passport?
Said I don't have the required documents.
Like a birth certificate, etc.
Yeah, you need to have them.
So sad.
Mr. Prithvi, may I have your number, please?
Why?
You don't know,
but I have been waiting for my dream boy for 46 years now.
How much more will you make me wait, huh?
46?
How do you know you are 46
when you don't have a birth certificate?
Because I know I was born in 1975!
You are just too much.
Sorry.
And you got married to Veer Sethi in 1993, correct?
Why won't she stop talking about Veer, huh?
Let go of the past already.
Maya?
What... what happened?
She was born in '75 and married in '93.
She could've fucking been a minor when she got married.
I just... If I can just figure out an ID for her, I can prove it.
Oh.
Mr. Prithvi?
Yes?
Number?
Mom, please get me some firecrackers this year at least.
Don't repeat the same thing every year, Ashwin
You are not supposed to go anywhere close to them.
I won't, Mom.
Bulbul will burst them.
I'll just stand back and watch it.
- Promise. - Stop being so stubborn, Ashwin.
You could get hurt.
- I cannot allow that.
- Stop being so stubborn. - Please, Mom.
- Bulbul's parents, too have refused to buy her any.
Come on, how can we celebrate Diwali without any firecrackers?
No means NO, Ashwin.
What's going on?
- What happened? - Huh? Nothing.
What's going on, huh?
Nothing. I heard a knock at the door,
I went to open it and saw Bulbul here.
- Bulbul? - Yes.
It's fine. Go inside. I'll join you in a bit.
- Okay. - Okay, go inside now.
Firecrackers.
I can't believe you tried to set me up with that woman.
Like seriously?
Tea.
- Thank you. - Actually, no.
- But... - Don't.
You're going to have a protein bar.
- Why? What the hell? - Yeah, because you have been careless.
You don't know how to take care of yourself.
You aren't bothered about your nutritional intake.
I've come all this way just to take care of you, Maya.
Have it.
You can be so careless about your health Maya.
What happened?
And then did you know what he said in...?
Shataaka! I love you.
Excuse me?
Did he say Shataaka?
- I'm Jasmeet. - Excuse me?
9821033558?
Hello hello dirty fellow?
Jassi, the Khassi?
Shit.
- Chhotu, get me a cola! - Wait. It's fine.
Keep it down, will you?
I can recognise you with my eyes closed.
Your voice dwells in my heart.
You have such a mesmerizing voice.
I fell in love with you.
What are you doing here?
Come on now! Remember what you said over the phone?
"When will you come?"
Jassi come, Jassi come.
I said when will you cum.
I have left my wife.
I told her that,
I wish to spend the rest of my life in Shataaka's arms.
Oh, shit.
I love you, Shataaka. Try to understand.
Just pack your bags and come with me.
WHAT! NO!
No? Why? Come closer.
If you don't come with me,
then everyone here will know.
And that won't be good for you, right?
- Chhotu, where's my cola! - Wait a minute.
There is a problem.
What's the problem? I Love You!
If you'll marry me,
you'll start fighting with me as well.
I won't. I LOVE YOU.
Right. Then you'll leave her as well.
- You'll leave me as well. - No.
Let's go through the pros and cons, shall we?
Correct.
What is 'pros and cons'?
Profit and loss. Key points.
Pro - Shataaka.
Con - Marriage.
Shataaka In, Marriage Out...
Marriage to Shataaka. Okay?
You get married to Shataaka.
Then you get a new Shataaka.
Then you get bored from Shataaka.
Then Shataaka - Out.
Then... what to do?
Back to old plan.
Shataaka - Pro. Keep Marriage.
Got it?
You don't have to spend much to talk to her.
But once you two get married,
you'll have to spend a lot of money. Just look at her.
Moreover,
who will you escape to
- if we ever get into a fight? - Exactly.
- I will-- - You know what you'll do?
What will I do?
You'll find yourself another Shataaka.
- No, no, no way. - Yes.
- You'll do that. - Let Shataaka,
be your Shataaka.
Don't make her your wife.
- But-- - I'm tell you,
cheating is where all the fun lies.
Oh, the thrill of cheating sex...
It's incomparable.
- Right. - Enjoy both your wife's hot food,
and hot conversations with Shataaka.
It's the perfect combination, I tell you.
You're Shataaka?
- We're both Shataaka. - Huh?
My face and her voice.
And Jasmeet,
this combination always stay with you.
That's why I suggest,
that you go home.
Go home and...
Don't forget to call,
...darling.
Darling?
Can you repeat that?
Don't forget to call once you get home, darling.
Sir, cola.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
I have to go.
- Of course, you have to go. - I may actually have a shot at this.
We had plans.
Yeah. You go and figure it out.
Trust me, I'll be there as soon as I can.
Trust me. Okay, bye.
Happy birthday, Jassi!
- Shataaka! - Yes!
Thank you so much! Please have a seat.
Please sit down.
- Sweetie... - What are you doing?
Okay, fine. Please have a seat.
Look at the cake, Sweetie!
It has my picture on it. It has your picture on it.
Oh, how nice.
It's so nice to see you after all these years.
Indeed.
You are still as hot as you used to be.
Look at how well she has maintained herself, Sweetie.
Very well, indeed.
Meet my sweet wife, Sweetie.
- She's a huge fan of yours. - Yes.
You saved our marriage. Right?
Our marriage and...
our love life.
To be honest, I used to listen in on your conversations.
Your ideas...
They were simply mind-blowing!
Um... thanks.
So, what brings you here?
I am kind of in a fix, Jassi.
I need your help.
Anything for you.
I need an ID proof for someone.
Can be handled.
But there is a problem.
She doesn't have any paperwork.
She has nothing, no address proof, no date of birth.
So... I thought you might be able to help me.
I won't be able to help you then.
It will be handled.
- Tell me what you need. - Okay!
Aadhar card? Passport? Voter ID card?
For you... Anything.
Anything!
Come in, come in.
How are you?
Good.
I wanted the case papers...
Maya has them.
I'll give them to you as soon as she is back.
Okay.
What are you doing, Heena?
Go back. Don't waste time.
Go back right now.
Heena?
Heena, are you... are you okay?
Are you fine?
This is just wrong.
It's just so wrong.
What happened?
You...
You do all the hard work,
but Maya takes all the credit.
Can I be really honest with you?
Maya isn't as smart as she thinks she is.
Shady Sahil, you son of a bitch.
Stop beating around the bush, will you?
Heena, stop wasting time and come to the point.
Come to the fucking point, Heena. Come to the point!
The whole office knows...
that you two don't get along.
What transpired between the two of you, huh?
Ignore whatever he says.
He'll only lie.
Nothing.
You can tell me.
What?
You're such a mystery.
Yeah, that I am.
Heena, stop flirting with him and get to the point.
Thank you for hearing me out.
If there is ever anything...
- You can talk to me at any time, Heena. - Yeah.
Stop fucking around and do what I said!
- Uh-huh. - RIGHT NOW! DO IT NOW!
- Okay, - What are you doing?
So...
What... what are you doing?
I will go.
- Hey... go back. - Go? - Yes.
- Sorry, I am sorry. - I will go.
Go back. It's easy. Come on!
What are you...?
Don't you want your job back, Heena?
Go back inside RIGHT NOW.
- You're still on your phone. - Okay, listen,
- I have to go. Go do the job now. - Unbelievable, Maya.
Sahil...
Yes, Heena?
I wanted to ask you something?
What?
I wanted to...
Do something.
Me too.
Wanna join me?
What the fuck, Heena?
- You too? - Hmm.
Who do you source from?
Ba... Ba...
- What Bawa? - Ba... Baba!
What Baba?
Ganoosh.
Baba Ganoosh.
Strange.
I haven't heard of him.
Nice...
what is this, Heena?
What?
What the fuck is this?
Nothing.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Sahil, Sahil...
- You... fucking... - No. It's nothing.
Sahil...
I am sorry.
Sorry, Sahil.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Fuck.
Sorry.
I KNOW WHO DID THIS!
Fucking Maya!
FUCKING MAYA!
Fucking bitch!
Fucking...
What a fucking bitch!
Okay.
Not just Europe,
now you can go anywhere you want, Honolulu, China or even Alaska.
But I don't have the money to travel.
Hmm.
Using the new date of birth on the passport,
you can file a case against Veer Sethi for marrying a minor.
You will get a lot of money.
But for that you'll need to call me, and not Prithvi.
Serotonin syndrome.
You have mixed your anti-depressant with another drug,
that too an illegal one.
What did you think would happen, Sahil?
So he has been taking his medicines?
Yes, thankfully
Thank you, Doctor.
Your phone?
Give me your dealer's number.
Zaina, I said I'm trying to quit.
My parents also died, Sahil.
And...
my brother could have died today.
I also want to be a selfish, careless,
fucking megalomaniac like you, Sahil.
Sahil...
Sahil, you have to take hold of yourself.
If not for yourself... then do it for me.
Zaina, I said I am trying.
You can't leave me all alone to handle all this shit.
We have to do some damage control at the firm.
Heena has given a lead about Maya
I want you to follow up on it
And don't you worry about Heena. I've paid her off.
Zaina, you watch,
I'll take her down this time.
With no loopholes.
Fucking hell, Heena! Answer the phone!
Fuck! Fuck!
Jas?
- Yes? - Where's Heena?
Heena?
I think she hasn't reported yet.
And what about Sahil?
Sahil? Don't know.
Zaina said he's taking a sabbatical.
Uh, how was your trip?
- Excellent! - Wow! - I cracked the case!
Got us bonuses. Saved the firm.
I guess I got a cabin.
Cabin?
- Maya... - You're right.
That's what my next video should be about.
Maya...
Oh, God!
- Hello, my Mayans! - Maya...
Now without showing off, I would love to show you my new cabin.
Work is worship.
We say that because this relationship always really works.
And you know what?
I am here today only because of my hard work.
And you can see,
being a professional is more important to me
than really anything in my life.
The most! Which is why, my motto is...
keep kaam and carry on.
Guys I would love to help any of you
with any legal problems anyone has.
So #LawyerUp and reach out to Mo're Maya.
Maya... That was really uncool.
Maya...
Maya, you can't get the cabin.
Actually, Zaina hired a new partner...
whom she can trust.
I should go.
BULBUL!
Come here, you little menace!
What lies do you tell Uncle Chugh to get chocolates, huh?
I don't say a word, Mom.
You do.
No, Mom, I don't.
You are the one who told me not to tell the truth in front of everyone.
Yes, but...
What about Aunt Chugh, huh? You take chocolates from her as well.
What lies do you tell her, huh?
No, Mom.
Aunt Chugh gives me chocolates for telling her the truth.
What? You are such a liar. Zip it.
Ashwin's mother told me
that you changed the marks in Ashwin's mark sheet,
and you asked Ashwin to lie about it.
Yes, Mom.
Or he would've been slapped for telling the truth.
Who gets slapped for telling the truth?
I do. By you.
You... you stole his mother's bra.
You have resorted to stealing as well now?
Uncle Chugh wouldn't have given me those firecrackers otherwise.
Ashwin's mother didn't get him any firecrackers.
He was very sad.
Of course, he is the only one who gets sad.
We are never sad, right?
You always keep embarrassing us.
Wait, I'll put a stop to all your mischief now!
You're forbidden from meeting with Ashwin again.
- No, Mom, please. - You can't meet him and that's final.
Bad girl.
Who does she think she is!
You know why they call me Bulbul?
Because I am good at singing, like my namesake,
But I am also an excellent player
Dear Ashwin,
I miss you like crazy.
I hate going to school without you.
Ashwin!
Ashwin Mehra!
Everyone at school keeps asking me,
"Where is Ashwin?"
- My mom told your mom everything. - You know Ashwin left the school?
Mummy says he left because of Bulbul.
Because Bulbul was turning him...
- ...into a bad boy. - Your mom got upset,
and took you far away from here.
All this happened because of Mom.
You know, I had made a gift for you?
I am sure you would have loved it.
But Mom destroyed that as well.
In the beginning, I used to feel scared of her,
but now all I feel for her is anger.
I thought,
why should Mom be the only one to lash out punishments?
I, too, can lash out one.
No... What is this...
Miss you, Ashwin.
With love, Bulbul.
My childhood,
just like a cooker
was basking in the warmth of this simmering fire
But this son of a bitch couldn't take it anymore and decided to blow off some steam today.
Bhole bhaiya!
FIREEEE!