Your new partner will be ash-tounded.
You think I don't know what is going on in my office?
You know, it's strange
that you were the only person seen in the CCTV camera
going into the cabin before it burnt down.
Just imagine!
I could have died in there.
Look,
it still hurts so much. It burns.
The doctor says it's going to take time to heal.
You okay, Sahil?
Yeah, I'm fine.
But why are you sounding so low?
Insurance will cover the damage.
Don't worry.
So tell me, any leads at your end?
Maya has quite an interesting past.
We just need to find some proof.
Sahil, I just need ONE incriminating evidence.
Then I will ensure the bitch is out.
Okay then, I'll talk to you later. Bye.
These pills will work, right?
Aggu says they're the best.
Here you go.
Mayo...
It's simple. Rohit's scooter is jammed.
All you need to do is tilt and kick.
Once the blockage clears... it's vroom vroom time.
Shut up Mayo, that sounds disgusting.
Come on, you can do it.
Come on, come on, come on.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
Yeah.
Wish me luck.
Well done.
There is no better lawyer than you
when it comes to divorce cases. I'll recommend you to all my friends.
Here you go.
Ambrosial.
You gotta have some.
You have pulled off a miracle,
by the way you twisted this case.
I have become your fan, by-god.
I'm happy to see that you're happy with the settlement amount.
I am not just happy, I am overjoyed.
Thank You!
Just imagine!
I was only going to get 2.67 crores.
But now... it's 26.7 CRORES!
Ms. Meeshu, let's just say that
we moved the decimal point on the amount Guruji had suggested.
You are so naughty.
So nice. Very nice.
Sweetmeats? Have some.
Come on, try some. It's mind-blowing.
What happened in the court was mind-blowing too.
Sweet Bunty?
Oops!! I should be calling you Mr. Chawla now.
So, how does it feel to cheat and win?
What do you mean?
You won because you resorted to forgery, right?
Forgery?
What are you talking about?
Oh well, come on!
Please don't play innocent, Zaina.
That Gagan's passport magically appearing in court and winning you the case?
That document was legit.
My associate got it from Nawanshahr.
Now you're insulting my intelligence too.
I know those documents didn't exist.
The day I have proof...
You watch what I'll do.
Please just drop the facade,
and get rid of that bitter drink.
I prefer whiskey to gin.
I know you.
You like gin and tonic.
You are just putting on a show with whiskey in your hand.
I am sure you were not looking for me while sitting over here.
- You really think-- - Lie to me this time
and I shall disappear.
Vikram Betaal?
Vikram Betaal!
- Vikram Betaal? - Vikram Betaal!
VIKRAM BETAAL!
Hi, Aggu.
Hi.
I think they want The Stuff, Aggu.
Sorry, but I am not a peddler.
Huh?
Yes.
On the first day of college, she approaches me and says,
"Hey curly head, you got any good stuff?"
I was smitten, obviously.
Luckily, I knew someone who could get it for me.
I do it to impress her.
Who resorts to peddling to impress a girl?
Well...
What's your problem if he is peddling to impress me?
I am impressed.
What's wrong with peddling, huh?
What the fuck!
You did all this... just to impress me?
Yes.
Did it work?
Jay! What happened, Jay?
Where's Rohit?
Swanky house, huh, Zaina. Nice.
Cut the crap, Maya.
I think it's time to move on.
Move on?
I'm on to you, Maya Ahuja.
From what happened with my brother to the Chawla case forgery...
I know everything.
Forgery? What are you talking about?
I haven't forged anything. I haven't done anything wrong.
I'm... What are you saying? I...
I don't believe a single thing about you, Maya.
I think we should both agree that you should quit the firm.
Quit?
What are you saying, Zaina?
Come on, you don't mean that.
See.
See,
I just wrote such nice things about you on my social media.
See.
How nice Zaina is...
to me a cancer patient in her firm.
It's such a safe space for me because of Zaina.
See, see.
So many nice-nice things my fans have said about you.
Now you want to fire me?
You have proof of forgery, right? I mean...
Such a massive allegation...
That too on a cancer patient.
What will my fans say? What will the world say?
I don't think it will look very good on your reputation.
But I will...
What we have here...
it'll work, trust me.
Okay then, see you tomorrow in the office.
She... she touched me!
I can't believe it she touched me!
- See, see! - That's lovely, man. I just love her.
Personally signed.
This is a dream come true guys, I can't tell you.
- Zaina! - Oh, Zaina ma'am is here!
ZAINA!
Oh Zaina, Zaina!
Amaira Pardawala signed this for me!
Shut up, Jasmine.
What is this behaviour?
Sorry, actually Amaira Pardawala signed this for me. That's...
Who the fuck is Amaira Pardwala?
You don't know Amaira Pardawala?
No.
She's a cancer survivor, she's an influencer,
she's a big industrialist, she's a multi-millionaire,
and she is a celebrity, and She's Here!
Why is she here?
To meet Maya.
You know from the time I started following M on social media,
I was a 100% sure
that only M can handle the business of a cancer survivor/professional like me.
Well, we're glad to have you here.
I'm glad to have M here.
Boom! 6,000 steps!
- So, a few quickies from me. - Mm-hmm.
There are a few businesses under my enterprise structure,
and their legal paperwork, contracts, etc., etc.
was bungled up by my lawyers.
Ex-lawyers.
Wow, what a Big Biz.
Right, Zaina?
Uh, can we just walk and talk?
So there's also a big case, but more on that later.
We'll figure it out.
Hey, why don't we figure it out at lunch?
- Yeah! - Next week?
I mean it could be a girl's lunch. We can grab a bite.
I love grabbing... and biting.
Okay, fab... fab!
Okay, I'm going to bounce.
- Yeah. - But before that...
Give me my phone.
- Come here. - Okay.
Smile.
The New A-Team.
- Thank you. - You*ve got this.
Alright, come!
Maya... you're amazing!
Such a big client!
Catch you later.
- Amaira Pardawala... - Yeah?
She wants me to represent her!
Oh wow! Oh wow!
- I think we should do a collab with her. - I... Yeah!
- Yes. - And you should have seen Zaina'a face.
She was so like...
Yeah?
Do you think we can start doing paid collabs?
What do you think?
No, for that we will need the one million followers threshold.
We need to cross that. So...
We'll get there. I already have 700K.
- Yeah, we'll get there. - Hmm.
And Amaira Pardawala just followed me! So...
- Amazing... we'll get there, baby. - It'll be freaking tonight!
I'm... I'm gonna be at one million tonight.
This isn't where I stay.
Are you seriously dropping me on the road?
No, we're here to see doctor Tatabhai.
For a second opinion.
He's like The Bomb when it comes to celebrity cancer patients.
But I have a doctor.
Yeah, I know. He's shit.
I mean he's terrible.
So much time has passed and he's still letting you do
literally everything you want to do. So...
Be a good girl. Come.
Come.
Come, come, come.
Come.
What?
Maya, get out of the car.
What?
Maya, come out!
Maya!
What are you doing?
Maya, are you like a kid?
Get out of the car. What are you doing?
No, I can't.
Fuck. - You...
Maya? What are you doing?
- No, I... - What?
At least roll down the window so I can hear you.
Yes, tell me. What?
I know why you're doing this.
You want to control me, don't you?
How can Maya do whatever she pleases, huh?
I'll tell Maya what she should be doing, what she should be eating,
what she should be wearing and who she should be meeting.
I don't want to play this stupid Doctor-Doctor shit.
Doctor-Doctor shit? What are you, a fucking moron?
Maya, people are looking. Can you just get out of the car?
- You... - People are--
People like you, guys like you...
I know you.
You wanna... you wanna control me.
And I'm a project for you, right? I'm a pet project.
I'm your current pet project. That's what you want, right?
That's what I am to you... right?
Nothing more. Right, Prithvi?
Maya, all I'm asking you to do is get out of the car.
Let's go for a second opinion. That's it.
Tell me why you're doing this?
Why?
Why can't you just...
What?
- I can't hea-- - I DON'T have cancer.
I'm sorry.
Truth is a bee
that not only comes to bite you in the ass,
It also fucks your life over to ensure you don't stand a chance
Jay?
JAY!
The Fuck are you doing here?
Yes...
I'm The Fuck trying to save your relationship.
Just go, Mayo.
You know the last thing that I need to see is your stupid face.
The last thing you need is
for your stupid mental block to destroy all the fun in your relationship.
She fucking told you?
Out!
- Just get out! - Hey...
I don't need your help.
Come on, dude. What's bothering you?
I'm just trying to help you. It's just a stupid mental block.
It's nothing. It's all in your head.
It's nothing.
How do you know what's in my head, huh?
I know. Your incompetency and shit... I know.
Have you tried porn?
It's seriously...
Listen... I don't need to tell you what all I've tried, okay?
I'm...
I just...
I just don't...
Something... fucks up.
It's too much pressure, man.
So, let me help you.
I'll get it for you.
I'll organize it, whatever you need. Let me help you. I'll...
What will you do, huh?
Try your cheap phone sex stint on me?
Huh?
I don't need a fucking whore's help!
What I am?
You're a Fucking.
Cheap.
Whore.
Fucking.
Classless.
Scum of the earth.
And?
Say...
Cheap.
Worthless.
CUNT.
I can't even stand to look at you!
You don't... tell me...
what to do.
You fucking don't tell me... what to do.
You Fucking Bitch,
don't tell me what to do.
Nobody fucking... tells me what to do.
You Fucking Bitch...
Filthy bitch...
don't tell me what... what to do.
It's... it's my fucking...
You don't tell me...
Cunt.
Fucking Classless Whore.
You are ready, go to Jay.
Go.
FUCK OFF!