1 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,320 - Eshu! - [TV playing] 2 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:35,320 Eat it. 3 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,120 Come on! 4 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,480 Oh, no! 5 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,840 - [chuckles] - [Manju] Feed him properly! 6 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:42,480 [Eshaan babbles] 7 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:43,480 What's wrong with you? 8 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,120 It's called self-feeding, Mom. 9 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:46,800 [Manju] It's called being a lazy mom. 10 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,840 There are just three things you need to do for a child. 11 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,840 Feed them, bathe them, and get them to sleep. 12 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,320 And even that's a herculean task for you girls these days. 13 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,200 Mom, I'm watching him. 14 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:57,360 Eshu, smile! 15 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,320 Never record a video of them eating or sleeping! 16 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,560 It draws bad energy. 17 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,880 Put the damn phone away! 18 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,000 His brother was supposed to show up, right? 19 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:09,920 Hmm? 20 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:12,560 This is a different channel, Dad. 21 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:13,880 Who changed it? 22 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:16,320 Huh? 23 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:18,680 Eshu, one more. 24 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,200 One more bite. 25 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,320 There you go! 26 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,320 Ruined everything, right? 27 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,640 Get a kurta from my closet and wear it. 28 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,320 Let it be, I'll clean up. Go on. 29 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,120 Who wears white while feeding a baby? 30 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:41,520 [Eshaan babbles] 31 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,760 [whistles] 32 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,400 Eshaan? 33 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:47,440 Want some? 34 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:48,520 Want to eat some mango? 35 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,240 Here you go. 36 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,640 Wanna watch some cartoons? 37 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,040 Yes? 38 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,000 [Manju] Hey, no! Not that one! 39 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,480 Take something from the lower shelves. 40 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,520 Those are all the new ones up there. 41 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,880 [Chandru whistling] 42 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,080 [dramatic music plays] 43 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,160 [buzzing] 44 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,080 [title track plays] 45 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,560 {\an8}♪ Let go… ♪ 46 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:50,200 {\an8}♪ Of the good ol' day ♪ 47 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,240 {\an8}♪ Of the silent night That's slipped away ♪ 48 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:58,400 {\an8}♪ Let it go… ♪ 49 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,680 {\an8}♪ Stop! ♪ 50 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,480 {\an8}♪ Freeze this moment in time ♪ 51 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:09,120 ♪ Where happiness blooms ♪ 52 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,360 ♪ Don't let it fade away! ♪ 53 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:16,120 ♪ For the Night is Young ♪ 54 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,760 ♪ Till I have you, my friend ♪ 55 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:23,240 ♪ For us the Night is Young ♪ 56 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:27,080 ♪ Until the very end ♪ 57 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,680 ♪ My friend! ♪ 58 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:36,960 ♪ O' my friend! ♪ 59 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,440 EPISODE 5 OF COBWEBS AND MORE 60 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,800 [buzzing] 61 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,280 [Avi] It is what we think it is. 62 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,040 It's going places. 63 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,920 Why does Manju have this? 64 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,000 I think it's time we accept that our parents have a sex life. 65 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,440 It's not about the sex, man. 66 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,080 Why does Manju have a dildo? 67 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,000 Even Radhika and I don't have one. 68 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,720 Does Swadha have one? 69 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,200 Fully charged! 70 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,920 One touch and it starts buzzing. 71 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,400 Rads, your ice cream is melting. 72 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,480 Of course, it is! 73 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,280 We live in a world where Manju owns a dildo. 74 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:26,320 Why do you keep saying "owns"? She might be using it. 75 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,120 Maybe Manju is sexually liberated. Who are we to judge? 76 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,800 She calls bra a "ladies vest", 77 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,240 affair a "friendship", 78 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,280 and sex "relations". 79 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,960 That prude Manju is sexually liberated? 80 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:38,680 - She called bra a "ladies vest"? - Yes. 81 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,520 What if Manju has more orgasms than I do? 82 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,280 Rishi is fine, he's good and all… 83 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,680 but he always gets out in the same way. 84 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,480 Swadha has an orgasm every time that we have sex. 85 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,200 Really? 86 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:57,880 Every time. 87 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Sure. 88 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:04,440 She does. 89 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,320 You all have regular sex? 90 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,240 Regular as in non-kinky? 91 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,480 I mean, we don't smack each other's faces and all but yeah normal stuff. 92 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,040 Spanking? 93 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,520 Of course, that's allowed. 94 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,840 No, no I didn't mean violence. 95 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:24,600 I mean, do you have sex every now and then? 96 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:26,760 - Yeah. - Yes. 97 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,400 Minimum three to four times a month. 98 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,600 At least twice a week! 99 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,080 Not alone. With a partner. 100 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,520 Don't worry about that. 101 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,440 That happens every morning in the shower. 102 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,280 How do you get the time? 103 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,640 Eshu keeps waking up at night. 104 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,280 Eshaan and I sleep in a different room. 105 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,200 Try breakfast in bed. 106 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,440 My maid will give him breakfast in bed. 107 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,400 She gets home before I wake up. 108 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,200 When do you guys have sex then? 109 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:57,800 Yeah. 110 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,000 It's been a while. 111 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:05,720 Suman. 112 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,120 When was the last time you f***ed your husband? 113 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:18,360 Seven months ago. 114 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:19,400 [gasps] 115 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:27,600 [Radz] Suman. 116 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,760 Go home and check… 117 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,840 if there are cobwebs down there. 118 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,040 - [tuts] - [chuckles] 119 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,080 My ceiling gets a cleaning more often than you do. 120 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:38,440 Radhika don't f*** with her. 121 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,360 Just f*** her. 122 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,440 Guys, please! 123 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,320 Seriously, tell me. 124 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,400 Is something wrong with my marriage? 125 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,640 Okay, does the lack of sex bother you? 126 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:54,680 My sex life dwindled in the last trimester of my pregnancy 127 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,640 and it hasn't recovered yet. 128 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,560 Hmm! 129 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,080 Dr. Google says… 130 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,080 everything is normal. 131 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,120 It is a very common thing for couples. 132 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,640 They go without it for about six months. 133 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,840 So, it's fine. It's different for every couple. 134 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,840 Is the sex boring between you too? 135 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,480 No, that's not it. 136 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,520 But maybe I give him motherly vibes now. 137 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,680 Sattu never takes any initiative. 138 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,120 You take it! 139 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,800 - Just go and touch him. - [scoffs] 140 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,360 Yeah, someone other than yourself needs to be touching you. 141 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,760 I don't touch myself either. 142 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:36,920 The last person who touched me was my 65-year-old gynecologist, Dr. Shroff. 143 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,400 So were you like… [higher pitch] "Oh yeah, Dr. Shroff!" 144 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:40,880 Don't stop. 145 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,000 Deeper! 146 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,480 Deeper, Dr. Shroff! 147 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:44,640 Dr. Shroff! 148 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,000 [exclaims] Oh, Dr. Shroff! 149 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,920 [hard knocking on the door] 150 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:06,160 [Kadambari] Mumma, please open the door. I want to meet you. 151 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,160 - No, baby. - [Kadambari] Please let me in. 152 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:11,240 - Mumma, please! - Baby, Mumma is doing potty, not now. 153 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,960 [Rishi] Kadambari, let Mumma finish her business. 154 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,440 Tell me what you want. 155 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,640 [Kadambari] No, I want to see Mumma's potty. 156 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,000 No, Mumma can't show you potty. 157 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:25,000 [Rishi] Kadam-- Come here, dear. I'll show you the pigeon's potty. 158 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,560 [Kadambari exclaims] 159 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,320 [Swadha and Avi moaning, panting softly] 160 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,800 - [Swadha yelps] - [toy squeaks] 161 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:47,080 - [Swadha groans in pain] - [Avi] Didn't know that was here. 162 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,360 - [Avi] Baby, come on. - [toy squeaks] 163 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,400 Why the hell is this here? 164 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,000 [Rahi babbles] 165 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,920 No, no. He's asleep. 166 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:10,800 [toy squeaks] 167 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:13,560 - [Swadha] Stop. He is up! - No, he's not. 168 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,040 [Rahi coos, giggles] 169 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,440 [seductive music plays] 170 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:47,800 Turmeric milk? 171 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:49,880 Do you have a cold? 172 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:52,360 No. 173 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,400 I was just in the mood for it. 174 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,600 Okay. 175 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,760 My lunchbox was leaking oil today. 176 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,560 Please ask the maid to pack it properly. 177 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:36,920 You have to keep the lunchbox straight-- 178 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,360 Hmm? 179 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,200 I'll let her know. 180 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,840 [seductive music resumes] 181 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:52,920 You have a milk mustache! 182 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:56,200 [seductive music fizzles out] 183 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,680 [seductive music resumes] 184 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:04,680 Yeah, it's gone. 185 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,600 [seductive music fizzles out] 186 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,680 Um… 187 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,920 Let's watch a movie? 188 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:17,480 Huh? 189 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,880 Let's watch a romantic movie. 190 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:24,600 Which one? 191 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,080 I'll play one. 192 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,120 Sattu, the remote… 193 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,520 I'll get it. 194 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:39,760 Yeah. 195 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:50,840 [TV beeps on] 196 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,640 [groans softly] 197 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,280 Bad idea! 198 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,560 The milk was a bad idea. 199 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:10,800 [continues groaning softly] 200 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,960 My stomach feels funny. 201 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,560 That was heavy. 202 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,400 I'll be back. 203 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,360 [door clicks close] 204 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,240 - [office chatter] - [tuts] It's already 1:30! 205 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,840 We're fifth in line. 206 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,200 Look at her. 207 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,200 [Rishi] Did you get two copies of her birth certificate? 208 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,440 [Radz] Yeah, some extra as well. 209 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,600 Hey, come here! 210 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:40,880 Let's click a picture together. 211 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,840 It's her first time at a government office. 212 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,320 Come on. Here. 213 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,360 How will you pose? 214 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,040 Show. Show your pose. 215 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,680 Yay! 216 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,000 [camera shutter clicks] 217 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,280 My cutie. 218 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,320 Cutie. 219 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,280 Go, run. Run! 220 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,160 [clerk] Don't run around, child. 221 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:06,480 Hmm? 222 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:08,840 What's this? 223 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,640 It's a dildo. I ordered it. 224 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,000 It'll be delivered in a couple of days. Why? 225 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,040 Look at these pictures, so cute! 226 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:24,880 Hello! 227 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,080 What's wrong? 228 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,800 You could've just told me if there's a problem. 229 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,360 I would've done something. 230 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,600 What problem? Are you crazy? What are you saying? 231 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,000 But, why did you need a sex toy? 232 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,640 Bryan Gosling. 233 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,360 But why did you need a Bryan Gosling? 234 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,400 I'm here for you, right? 235 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,880 I was just curious about Bryan Gosling, man! 236 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,800 If Manju can have fun with Bryan Gosling, I can too. 237 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,680 Manju has fun with Chandru Uncle as well. 238 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,280 - Do you want that too? - [phone ringing] 239 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,880 Gross, man. 240 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,120 [phone continues ringing] 241 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,720 Hello. Yes? 242 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,040 Come to the fourth. 243 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,520 It's a toy, Rishi. 244 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,640 - Why are you overreacting? - What are you talking about? 245 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,440 Just random stuff. 246 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:14,960 [Radz] Keep playing. 247 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,800 Did you even think how I'd feel? 248 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,840 I didn't think you'd react like this. 249 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,120 Man, it's just a toy. What's wrong with you?! 250 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:42,040 - Volume! Volume! - [Kadambari] Why is Papa upset? 251 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,000 [breast pump hisses] 252 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,360 [Avi] The weaning's done. Why are you still pumping? 253 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,440 He is done with weaning. 254 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,920 My body is still getting used to it. It will take a few days. 255 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,400 Pause. 256 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,280 Pause. 257 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,280 - Pause. - [breast pump clicks, stops] 258 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:48,640 Play. 259 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,560 You haven't undone your pants yet? 260 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,760 - I'll do it. - I had to cut my nails. 261 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:57,800 Just a second. 262 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,280 Have you welded it shut? 263 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:03,720 [Swadha] Wait a minute, Avi… 264 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,480 Wait, I used to snap this open with one hand before. 265 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,640 - What the… - [Rahi babbling] 266 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:16,320 [Swadha] He's up. 267 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,480 It's open. 268 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,440 There you go. 269 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,080 You're up, baby. 270 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,960 I know what you're up to, man. 271 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,720 You think you can steal my lady? 272 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,360 - [Rahi giggles] - I've dealt with many like you. 273 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,920 - [Rahi giggles] - [sighs] 274 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,920 [grunts, pants] 275 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,560 [continues panting] 276 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,080 Hey, Babydoll, want a ride? 277 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:20,520 I'm running. 278 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,560 No, I think you are dying. 279 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,480 I have to get fit. 280 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,000 Just get in. 281 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,320 Short drive. Come on. 282 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,120 I have changed a lot after Eshaan. 283 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,160 Sattu doesn't find me attractive anymore. 284 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,680 He said that to you? 285 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,840 I tried the milk, but… 286 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,200 It didn't work out. 287 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,880 That’s fine, but it doesn’t give him the right to say that. 288 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,320 No, he didn't say it. 289 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:00,960 But that's what I feel. 290 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,000 Are you crazy, Suman? 291 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,400 You just assumed whatever you wanted? 292 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,880 What else could be the reason for us not being intimate? 293 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,720 Suman, man… 294 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:15,240 How do you always manage to overthink and jump to the worst possible outcome? 295 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,360 Tell me one thing. 296 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,520 If in the future, let's say, 297 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,520 Sattu puts on some weight. 298 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,560 Will you find him unattractive? 299 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,560 No. 300 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,280 Then, why do you think he feels that for you? 301 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,680 He's not as good as me, but Sattu's a decent guy. 302 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,800 Honestly, a woman's body is like… [mimics explosion] 303 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:40,040 We give you chia seeds and your body turns it into a baby. 304 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,480 Your bodies are like magic, dude. 305 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,200 Don't reduce it to an adjective. 306 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,400 See? 307 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,040 The benefits of running. 308 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,640 Avi, thank you. 309 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,920 Suman, you're welcome. 310 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,320 You are damn cute, man. 311 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,200 I've been telling you this since we were kids. 312 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,080 Got ya' blushing! 313 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:21,960 [Sattu] Catch it! 314 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,640 Right? 315 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:24,720 Look, Mom's here. 316 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,000 She went for a run… in a car. 317 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,000 {\an8}Hi, Eshu. 318 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,520 {\an8}She had run off too far away, had to bring her back. 319 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:34,560 {\an8}Really? 320 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,440 Come, let's have dinner. 321 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,560 No, Swadha is waiting at home. 322 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,080 - I have to go. - Alright. 323 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,480 - Bye. - Bye. 324 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,920 {\an8}[car engine revs to start] 325 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,480 How far did you go? 326 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,720 Hydrate yourself. 327 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,280 It's time. 328 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,120 Rahi? 329 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,360 What's that sound coming from the bedroom? 330 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,760 His television virginity ends today. 331 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,400 You gave our ten-month-old TV so that we could f*** in peace? 332 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:22,920 Yes. 333 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,480 I love you. 334 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,600 I love you too. 335 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:29,720 [orchestral music plays] 336 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,880 [birds chirping] 337 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,120 [softly] Sattu… 338 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,160 Good morning. 339 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,440 [groans softly] 340 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,000 Is Eshu alright? 341 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,640 Everything's alright. 342 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,440 I thought I'd surprise you today. 343 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,320 Why? Is it a special day? 344 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,800 No, baby. 345 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,120 I'm trying to be romantic. 346 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,800 At 5:45 a.m.? 347 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,920 What's with the early morning romance? 348 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,520 Well, the past seven months… 349 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:20,720 we haven't had… 350 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,560 sex-- 351 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,560 Baby, if we don't renew it today, 352 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,600 will the validity of our marriage expire? 353 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,880 I was just trying to surprise you. 354 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,360 First, you turn it off without notice. 355 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,480 Then, out of the blue, you want to turn it on, on a Sunday morning. 356 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,440 What am I? A tap, to turn off? 357 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,160 Wow. 358 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,040 I just don't get my KRA. 359 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,960 My boss won't tell me at work. 360 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,000 You won't tell me at home. 361 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,000 I didn't "stop" anything. 362 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,560 Our routines are so rigid! When do we have the time? 363 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,480 I had set up an alarm this morning so that I could wake up before Bano got here. 364 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,680 And you never said anything either! 365 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,320 How will I know what you're thinking? 366 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,280 It doesn't matter what I think, Suman! 367 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,960 I can see that you're exhausted. 368 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,960 And I don't want to add to your problems. 369 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,640 We haven't been intimate in seven months. That's just my problem? 370 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,360 Does intimacy only mean sex? 371 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:04,280 Well then, technically, we haven't been intimate since you got pregnant. 372 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,120 You're Eshaan's mom, I'm his dad. That's all we are. 373 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,320 So, what, we're gonna get a divorce when Eshaan grows up? 374 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,760 Because that's all we are, right? 375 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,480 What're you doing?! 376 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,960 It's 5:45 a.m. on a Sunday morning! 377 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,880 I'll be back in a minute. Wait! 378 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,160 [toilet flushes] 379 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,600 You make such an effort to hang out with your friends. 380 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,720 We drop off Eshaan at Mom's if we need to. 381 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,240 Have you ever asked me to go out with you? 382 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,680 Have we ever had a coffee together? 383 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,600 Do you even talk to me at home? 384 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,360 You're always playing games on your phone! 385 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,000 What do you plan on saying at a cafe, Sattu? 386 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,640 Have you ever asked me how my day was? 387 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,520 I always ask you. 388 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,560 You only answer with, "Yes. No. Hmm." 389 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,280 I… 390 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,280 What are you doing? 391 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,960 I just get one Sunday. 392 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,120 Just one. 393 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,320 Just addressing the elephant in the room, nothing else. 394 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:40,920 To prove what? 395 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,440 I thought you'd built it up in your head so facing your fears will help you. 396 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,760 This… 397 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 I am not scared of a dildo. 398 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,480 It's just a gadget, Rishi. 399 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,400 Like when you use an electronic razor instead of a manual one. 400 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,040 It's the same thing. 401 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,000 Just more convenient and more fun. 402 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,400 If you like this-- 403 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,280 What? 404 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,160 What if you like it better than me? 405 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,240 Do you know what the best part about having sex with you? 406 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:15,360 My favorite part? 407 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,680 That I am eager to please. 408 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,800 The feeling of you. 409 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,640 All of you, on top of me. 410 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,160 I feel the happiest and the safest in the world. 411 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,240 Why are you comparing yourself to this? 412 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,840 Rishi, this is like chips. 413 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,320 It's just a snack to kill time. 414 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,320 But you… 415 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,920 you're my favorite, warm bowl of rice and soulful curry! 416 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,400 Give me your hand. I'm trying to cheer you up. 417 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,360 I love you. 418 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:54,760 I love you too. 419 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,560 - Come on. - Where? 420 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,080 Let's check if a side of chips goes well with the warm bowl of curry rice. 421 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,640 Kadambari is sleeping. 422 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,520 She will sleep for another 20 minutes. 423 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,360 What will you do for 20 minutes? 424 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,400 - It takes me at least 15! - Okay, fine. 425 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,200 And we have to play with this toy too. Come! 426 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,240 [Eshaan cooing, babbling] 427 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,720 [sighs] 428 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,200 I'm planning to order waffles. 429 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,240 Do you want something? 430 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,760 I want the Lotus Biscoff waffle. 431 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,000 One dark chocolate and Nutella waffle too. 432 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,640 And a cookie-cream. 433 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,160 Sorry. 434 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,160 I'm sorry too. 435 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,600 Sattu… 436 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,960 Be honest. 437 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,600 Do you not like my post-child body? 438 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,440 What are you saying? 439 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,360 That's not true! 440 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,960 Don't think like that. 441 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,520 You have a great body. 442 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,440 We'll talk about this, alright? 443 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,520 We'll sort it. 444 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,760 Okay? 445 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,680 We'll have fun. 446 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,240 [Eshaan babbling] 447 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,800 [notification dings] 448 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,040 [Kadambari and Eshaan chattering] 449 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,000 [energetic upbeat music plays] 450 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,760 [energetic upbeat music stops] 451 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:26,600 Kadambari? 452 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,760 Kadambari? Eshaan! 453 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,520 Hey, eat it like this. 454 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,040 Mumma, Eshaan was hungry. 455 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,960 Suman! 456 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,240 [kids chattering] 457 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,200 I see a smile. 458 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:06,080 Ms. Mango Juice, how was your evening? 459 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:09,840 Good. 460 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,400 But we didn't have sex. 461 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,760 - Then… - What? 462 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,600 What was the point of my sacrifice? 463 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,200 Your kid spilled soy sauce all over my kitchen. I had to clean it. 464 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,480 We went for a coffee, Radz. 465 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,400 - [Avi] Waste! - Come on. 466 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,920 - On an actual date after 19 months, guys. - What a waste! 467 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:27,920 Shut up. 468 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,720 - We talked a lot. - [Avi] Suman. 469 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:32,880 I'll cry now. 470 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,440 Did you use protection? 471 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,600 - Huh? - Well… 472 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,080 [Radz] Please tell me you did. 473 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,920 You can't just get on with it. We will, eventually. 474 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,640 For now, I had fun talking to him. 475 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,280 - Are you satisfied? - Yes. 476 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,360 - To each their own. - Right. Good for you. 477 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,480 But, taking care of two kids? 478 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,640 I went crazy. 479 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,560 How do people raise two kids? 480 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,000 Apparently, raising a second kid is much easier. 481 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,520 Why? You don't have to feed them, or make them sleep? 482 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,000 No. You align your expectations, right? 483 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,680 - We save clothes and stuff beforehand. - [phone rings] 484 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,360 - Manju Time! - No. 485 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,640 - No, please I have to. - What happens if you don't, for one day? 486 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,600 Manju will be pissed. 487 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:11,880 - Bear it. - Why? 488 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,200 No, I'll drink this. 489 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,520 [Radz giggles] 490 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,920 - [Suman] Hi, Mom. - Hi. 491 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,040 - How are you? - [buzzing] 492 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,760 I'm fine. How are you? 493 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,360 [Manju] What did you make for lunch? 494 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:28,720 Uh… 495 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,880 - Black beans and cabbage. - Gross. 496 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:32,920 - I made phodni bhaat and raita. - [buzzing continues] 497 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,480 [Chandru moaning] 498 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,480 Mom, what's in your hand? 499 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:38,600 Look. 500 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,240 - [Chandru] Don't stop. Keep going. - [Manju] Yes. 501 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,560 [Manju] My friend Mrs. Limaye from the kitty party… 502 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:50,600 she has gone on a tour with the Sizzling Party. 503 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,720 Tour for senior citizens. 504 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,600 To Amsterdam and Switzerland. 505 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,640 [Manju] She bought these gifts for her close friends. 506 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,240 - Dad loves it. - [buzzing continues] 507 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,200 Tell Suman how you feel. 508 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,160 - Tell her. [chuckles] - It's awesome. I'm enjoying it. [moans] 509 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,240 - [Chandru] Enjoy! - [Manju chuckles] 510 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,920 [Manju] Your dad always keeps complaining about his sore neck. 511 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:13,320 So, I'm giving him a massage. 512 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,920 Hi, Radhika. How are you? 513 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,640 Hello, Radhika. 514 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,720 Hello? Did the screen freeze again? 515 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,440 Mom, I'll call you later. 516 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,600 But that's good news. 517 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,680 It's good! 518 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,160 Manju is also doing it, bro.