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[murmurs indistinctly]
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Let's grab breakfast
at the café along the highway?
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Sure.
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We'll have to make sure
Eshu's asleep though.
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Yeah.
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[mellow music plays]
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We've finally planned something
spontaneous after all these years--
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Happy anniversary, Suman.
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It's tomorrow.
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You shouldn't wish ahead of time.
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Really?
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[doorbell rings]
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Bano is here early?
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That's okay.
She can come back later.
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She's got the house keys.
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Come on…
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No worries, Eshu's gonna be napping
on the weekend anyway!
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I'll deal with you then.
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[quirky music plays]
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Mummy ji!
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Daddy ji!
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- Mom, Dad, you're here?!
- Sattu!
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- Greetings.
- Bless you.
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Get the bag.
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- Wrong timing?
- No, not at all.
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- Come on in.
- I'm glad you're here. I'll get the bag.
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Where's the little one?
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Sleeping in his room.
Who booked your tickets?
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[title track plays]
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{\an8}♪ Let go… ♪
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{\an8}♪ Of the good ol' day ♪
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{\an8}♪ Of the silent night
That's slipped away ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let it go ♪
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{\an8}♪ Stop! ♪
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{\an8}♪ Freeze this moment in time ♪
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♪ Where happiness blooms ♪
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♪ Don't let it fade away! ♪
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♪ For the Night is Young ♪
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♪ Till I have you, my friend ♪
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♪ For us the Night is Young ♪
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♪ Until the very end ♪
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♪ My friend! ♪
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♪ O' my friend! ♪
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[title track concludes]
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[indistinct chatter at a distance]
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People are gonna think we're kidnappers.
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[shushes]
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[Radz] Hey, that's her.
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She's crying. [sobs]
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- Look at what we're standing on! Let go!
- She's crying!
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- She's bound to cry.
- My little Kaddu!
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Come on, we're decent parents,
she's going to miss us.
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You said we'd eat kachoris after
dropping her off, right? So, let's go.
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You're here for the kachoris?
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Not for Kadambari?
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Watch your step. Let's go.
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- Come on.
- Hey!
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Two tender coconuts, please.
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- And thank you for that.
- Welcome.
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These kids must feel so abandoned,
don't you think?
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One day, out of the blue,
we leave them with strangers.
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And when they cry their
hearts out for us, we do nothing!
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We just leave them there.
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Is this mom-guilt made
in a magic pot or what?
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It just never runs out!
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You were so excited
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to drop her off at school and
then head to a café to work peacefully.
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You wanted to set up
your Samosas and Rasna, right?
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I don't know what it is.
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It's like everything is…
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out of my control.
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Slipping out of my hands. I'm…
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It's just that Mercury retrograde
has started.
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Mercury? Does that mean
I'll be facing problems?
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[clicks tongue] No, you-- Scoop out
the coconut flesh and pack it.
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Okay.
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I mean that the stars are misaligned.
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It's…
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I'll explain it to you, and then
you will check it online to confirm.
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So, just look it up.
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Shall we go?
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Kachori will be fine, man!
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Kadambari.
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Yeah, she too. Come on.
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- [mellow, hopeful song plays]
- [Rahi babbles]
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[Facetime call rings]
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Hey, sexy!
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Am I supposed to be wearing
a sari tomorrow?
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You must.
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Do you have a yellow one?
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Just like Raveena Tandon?
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Your mom likes women in yellow sari?
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Stop involving Mom in our role play, man.
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The rain shower is finally gonna pay off!
Wet N' Wild!
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Request you to bring
blood flow back to the brain.
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There's hawan at your parents'
tomorrow for who knows what!
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Mother has asked me to wear
the wedding chain and sari.
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Damn it! That's tomorrow?
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She can't tell me what to wear, Avi.
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I'm sure you don't have
a dress code to adhere to.
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Well, don't wear it, baby.
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How about… you wear a schoolgirl skirt?
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Disappoint her
so that I seem less disappointing.
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[Rahi cooing]
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- [Swadha] Bye.
- What do you want for dinner--
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There's aloo mattar.
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[babbling]
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There's aloo mattar.
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You'll have to eat it.
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[Sattu chattering]
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How many more days, ma'am?
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A week or two.
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[sighs]
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Everything will be fine, ma'am.
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Just leave it to God.
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This too shall pass.
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Thank you, Bano.
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Just don't take time off
during these difficult times.
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Hmm.
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Roti.
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- Do you want another roti?
- No.
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- I'm done.
- Dear, we're done.
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Help yourself to a plate and eat.
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Look at Eshu sitting with all of us
and eating.
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No screen time!
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Yeah. That's how you make kids eat, dear.
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- [Sattu] This never happens!
- Yeah.
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What do you say, kiddo?
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[Sattu] He never does this.
He's eating because you guys are here.
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- [Sattu] A child learns from the elders.
- [chuckles]
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[Mummy ji] Look at him.
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He's just like Sattu.
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[Mummy ji chuckles]
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He doesn't look Marathi at all!
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[all chuckle softly]
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[whispers] Where's the curd?!
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Dear, could you get Daddy ji some curd?
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- Please.
- Sure.
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Bano, give Daddy ji some curd.
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[Sattu] Let's have some lassi instead!
Why do you want curd?
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She makes great lassi!
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- Try it!
- Hmm. Eat up.
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RADZ: DO YOU WANT TO MEET?
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AVI: I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE
A DEVOTED SON TOMORROW MORNING.
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RADZ: JUST SAY YES OR NO, YOU DOG…
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AVI: NO
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SU: MY IN-LAWS ARE HERE.
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BTW, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A THALI
TOMORROW ON OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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[giggles]
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THALI INSTEAD OF A VINEYARD!
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HOW FUN IS THAT?!
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- Nidhi teacher!
- [Nidhi] Come, sweetheart!
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You're looking so pretty.
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Thank you so much.
You're looking pretty too!
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Say bye to Mumma.
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- Say bye.
- [Kadambari] Let's go.
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Let's go.
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Let's go, come on.
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[chanting prayers in Sanskrit]
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[whispers] Sit properly.
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Touch his feet.
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Guruji, I seek your blessings.
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[continues chanting in Sanskrit]
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Bluetooth blessings.
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Why are you wearing black for a Pooja?
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I'm wearing blue, Mom.
Where are your glasses?
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- [shushes]
- Sorry.
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It's okay. Too much smoke.
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[Avi] This looks yummy, Mummy!
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Where's Swadha?
Ask her to serve.
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She's pacifying Rahi.
He's cranky.
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She's been sitting in the room
all morning.
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The kid is cranky. What can I do?
Your husband's genes.
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[guests speaking indistinctly]
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Recognize me?
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Yes, Uncle. How are you?
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Tell me my name.
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[hesitates]
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Sorry, I didn't recognize you.
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Take a guess.
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00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,240
Um…
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Bittu Uncle?
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You're close.
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Try again.
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Pappu Uncle?
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You're closer.
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Try one more time.
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00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,520
He's Devendra Uncle.
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Oh, I see.
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He owns a store too,
and it's in the same lane as ours.
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How will he possibly remember?
He has never visited the store.
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We weren't as well-educated
as him, Devendra.
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We just had business acumen.
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He has an MBA.
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He's at a senior position in Unilever.
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Why would he manage a store?
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By the way, my nephew
works in the same company.
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You know Mr. Siddharth Gupta?
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No, I don't.
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00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,000
Well, he can find out.
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It's a huge office, you see.
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Make sure you find out tomorrow.
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- [Avi] I'll get Rahi.
- You never know when you need it.
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[crying]
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[Avi] Oh, what's wrong?
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00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,000
You didn't pack
the damn wet wipes, Avi.
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00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,600
[Avi] Sorry.
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00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,120
He won't come to you.
He can see me right now.
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00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,880
Please go get wet wipes from somewhere.
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00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,200
It's a giant mess here.
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Go.
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Mumma, when is school?
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Tomorrow, baby.
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00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:45,120
Can I wear clothes like Nidhi teacher?
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00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,800
Those aren't nice clothes.
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00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,720
Mama, you should wear clothes like her.
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She looks so nice.
218
00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,160
I don't look nice?
219
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,600
Her lips are red, Mumma.
220
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,000
She wears lipstick.
221
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,080
Can I wear lipstick?
222
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,880
No, kids don't wear lipstick, dear.
223
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,080
No! I want lipstick!
224
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I'll buy you one when you grow up.
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00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,000
I want one right now!
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00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:21,200
Kadambari, don't irritate me!
I'm working. Go play.
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00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:22,640
Give it to me!
228
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,200
I'll lock you in the bathroom
if you keep yapping!
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00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,360
Nidhi teacher doesn't shout at me.
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irreverent music plays
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Eshu!
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00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:12,760
Where's Eshu--
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He woke up
and came running to his grandma.
234
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,560
Grandpa and grandson had some milk
and then went out for a walk.
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00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,880
[chuckles]
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00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,440
Move the chair and sweep
all the way to the corner.
237
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,840
Why don't you do it yourself?
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My work will become easier.
239
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,680
[Mummy ji] Hmm?
240
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,920
All the corners are dirty.
241
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I'm just checking if you sweep properly.
242
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,040
Dear, Sattu had called.
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He's craving the parathas I make.
[hearty laughter]
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Would you please boil some potatoes?
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Okay.
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[gas whistle goes off]
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If he doesn't take a nap now,
he'll be cranky later.
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00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,320
- He'll keep me up all night.
- [cars zooming on phone]
249
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Avi, turn down the volume.
250
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,440
Really?
251
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,120
The crows are cawing so loudly, and you
think my phone's volume is the issue?
252
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,440
[man] Why do you keep calling me?!
253
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,600
Hang up!
254
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:16,600
Listen, just f*** it.
255
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,840
I don't owe you anything.
256
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,600
Yeah. And I told you
I'm at this family thing, right?
257
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,920
Yeah, I'll just give you--
258
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:24,560
I'll call you later.
259
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,120
Hi, guys.
260
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,480
Sorry. I hope I didn't disturb you.
261
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,400
[Avi] No.
262
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,400
Come, sit.
263
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,840
There's a lot of smoke in there.
So, we brought Rahi out here.
264
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,200
Okay.
265
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,680
Having a tiff with your girlfriend?
266
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,640
No. Actually…
267
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,880
it was just a fling, and she got serious.
268
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,040
Fling!
269
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,160
Such a beautiful word.
270
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:00,520
Fling!
271
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,640
Right? So nice and light.
272
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,800
Marriage, relationship, parenting.
273
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,640
These are such heavy words.
274
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:09,480
Fling.
275
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:11,640
[coughs]
276
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,680
You can ramble on about anything.
277
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:17,720
It must be a breeze to find girls
on these dating apps nowadays, right?
278
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,520
You…
279
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,320
No, Swadha is pretty chilled. Relax.
280
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,640
Have as many flings as you want.
281
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,800
One problem attracts another.
282
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,040
A relationship attracts marriage.
283
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,760
A marriage attracts a child.
284
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,000
And once you have a child…
285
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,040
nothing else attracts you.
286
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:38,960
You'll get to chill only once you're old.
287
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,840
Yeah, Rahi is really cute, but…
288
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,320
I'm clear that I don't want kids.
289
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,840
Bro, you're on the right track.
290
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,840
Look at me. I had to quit my job.
I'm sitting at home babysitting him.
291
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,400
I think I need to get back to work.
292
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,880
My boss yells at me a lot.
293
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,920
No, ma'am, I'm not complaining.
Please don't deduct my pay.
294
00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,640
Look at that little guy.
295
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,480
He stays with me all day long.
296
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,280
He sleeps, eats, poops, and pees.
297
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,920
But the moment he sees his mother,
he swats me away like a fly.
298
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,480
Kids are God's avatars, right?
299
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,720
Even God is rejecting me.
300
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,000
[awkward laughter]
301
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,000
STAYING BACK AT MY PARENT'S
TO HELP THEM CLEAN UP.
302
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:32,960
I CAN'T MAKE IT TODAY
303
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,040
AVI: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
304
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,320
RADZ: GOOGLE IT
305
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:48,080
[television playing in the background]
306
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,080
Is he asleep?
307
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,960
- Yes, Mummy ji.
- Okay.
308
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,160
Do you want to watch some show?
309
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,240
- No. You watch.
- Okay.
310
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:30,840
[Mummy ji] Dear, could you get
Daddy ji a glass of milk?
311
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,840
Sure.
312
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,960
- Two spoons of sugar.
- Okay.
313
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,520
Daddy ji…
314
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,520
I'm going downstairs for a bit.
315
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,760
Is everything alright?
316
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,040
If you need some medicine,
Daddy ji will go and get it.
317
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,720
Mummy, she has a friend named Radhika.
They keep going on walks.
318
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,480
This late at night?
319
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,520
Mumbai is a safe place.
320
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,120
There's no problem here.
321
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,640
[Mummy ji] Do one thing.
322
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,120
You go with her for a walk.
323
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,880
- But…
- I'm just worried for her.
324
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,840
How can a girl go out
for a walk at this hour?
325
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,920
No, there's no problem.
326
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,760
I'll go early tomorrow.
327
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,760
You must be tired.
328
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,520
SU! WTF, MAN!
329
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,960
[Avi] F*** thirties, man.
330
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,360
Just one day of socializing
has worn me out.
331
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,120
I came home at twelve last night
and I crashed.
332
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,320
When did Rahi sleep?
333
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,240
10:30 p.m.
334
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,560
Thanks for the coffee.
335
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,440
You should update your LinkedIn.
336
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,080
And put a word out there
for getting back to work.
337
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,320
Okay.
338
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,120
I have texted a couple
of people for a full-time nanny.
339
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,800
We'll get a good one.
340
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,640
An educated one.
341
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,400
We can afford one
with both our salaries.
342
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,200
Yeah, eventually, we can--
343
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,760
Excuse me, where is this coming from?
344
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,720
It's coming from a place of logic.
345
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,280
I can put my promotion
on hold for a year or two.
346
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:02,200
And… I can work from home
two days a week. It's doable.
347
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,200
Promotion on hold?
348
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,960
What's wrong?
349
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,800
Did I f*** something up with Rahi?
350
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,600
No, you can't fire me.
I'm his father.
351
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,960
But I'm your boss, right?
352
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,960
I can fire you then.
353
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:15,920
Wait a minute.
What's wrong, Swadha?
354
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,280
Is this about yesterday?
It was one stupid big joke.
355
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,560
I didn't know you were
this bitter about our life, Avi.
356
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,880
[Avi] Have you lost your mind?
357
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,960
It's just my brand of humor.
You know it!
358
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,040
Your sense of humor isn't that stupid.
359
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,560
You just couldn't stop b***hing
about our life yesterday!
360
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,600
[phone ringing]
361
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,880
I didn't force you, Avi.
362
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,440
You said you wanted to take a break
and look after Rahi.
363
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,120
- I-- Please take the call.
- [phone continues ringing]
364
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,360
What time is the hearing?
365
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,880
F***. I'm coming.
366
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,000
Of course, no one forced me.
367
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,320
I was mind-f***ed yesterday.
I am sorry.
368
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,960
You have no idea about the things
my father said to me!
369
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,600
So, you'll take his frustration out on us?
370
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,320
Just like he did with you?
371
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,640
[tense music plays]
372
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:08,880
What did you say?
373
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,120
You know what that man used to do
when he felt "frustrated"?
374
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,960
He used to whip me with a belt!
375
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,120
You're comparing me to him?
376
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,480
That's not what I meant.
377
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,960
What the f*** did you mean then?
378
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,760
You know what?
379
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,360
I get it.
380
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,680
Please find yourself a job.
381
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,560
Your male ego can't handle
being a stay-at-home dad.
382
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,440
Oh, womansplaining!
383
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,760
Thank you for telling me how I feel.
384
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,760
You know I am right.
385
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,920
I'm not saying you hate all of it,
386
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,120
but it's been a while since
you've been at home, Avi.
387
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,960
I'm saying this preemptively,
388
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,320
please get back to work
before this f***s with your head.
389
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,800
This was supposed to be temporary.
Not a way of life, right?
390
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,440
Yeah, I get it.
391
00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,640
Penny drop.
392
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,240
You're not really as progressive
as you portray yourself to be.
393
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,600
You want me to get a job.
394
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,800
You can't handle the fact that your
husband is choosing to stay at home.
395
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,840
Oh, f***, Swadha!
396
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,080
I'm a better feminist than you.
397
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,960
You know what?
398
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,800
I can't do this anymore.
I have work today.
399
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,320
Of course, you have work.
And I have nothing to do!
400
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,240
I am just chilling at home.
401
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,360
What do you want for dinner?
402
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:33,640
I've soaked gram beans.
403
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,240
[door shuts close]
404
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,640
[lively music plays]
405
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,040
Mumma, you're looking so hot!
406
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,440
Thank you, baby.
407
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,600
Where are you going
dressed as Mihir Virani?
408
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,320
I'm going to drop
my daughter off to school.
409
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:36,560
Come on.
410
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,640
[chuckles] Come here, my darling!
411
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,040
[auto rickshaw sputters]
412
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,600
My name is Jiya.
What's your name?
413
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,760
Sorry.
414
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:22,600
[glamorous music plays]
415
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,200
What's your name?
416
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:41,880
Kadambari!
417
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,640
Surprise! No school today.
418
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,440
I go to school!
419
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,680
No. Ice cream!
420
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,760
Okay? Come, come.
421
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,200
Come on. Let's go.
422
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,880
Get in. Let's go back, driver.
423
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,320
No school today.
424
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,240
- Kadambari, do you love Mumma?
- [crows cawing]
425
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,240
I love you…
426
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,480
more than ice cream!
427
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,400
Do you love Nidhi teacher?
428
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,320
[glamorous music resumes]
429
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,120
I NEED BOOZE! BOOZE!
430
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,720
- Let's go, guys. Cheers.
- Cheers.
431
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,520
Guys, mercury is in retroshade.
432
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,840
Retrograde.
433
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,080
Retroshade comes later.
434
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,120
The poor planet is quietly revolving
and doing its job.
435
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,440
Why f***ing blame it?
436
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,200
What's up with you?
437
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,120
The planets are not at fault,
we are dumbf***s!
438
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,480
What's the matter, man?
439
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,480
Swadha thinks I'm bitter about being SAHD.
440
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,680
Stay-at-home dad.
441
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,040
It's f***ing bullshit.
442
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,600
No one I know
is a better parent than you are.
443
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,640
It's disgusting how good you are at it.
444
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,360
Swadha and I had a big fight.
445
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,000
But I made a solid argument!
446
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,400
Very deep.
447
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:44,800
Profound.
448
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,280
Just because I joke around,
people think I lack depth.
449
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,440
I should have written it down.
450
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,680
When I write a book on myself,
451
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,320
people will realize
what a deep person I am.
452
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,080
- Very happy…
- How did Swadha react?
453
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,160
Silence.
454
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,240
Both of us are giving
each other the silent treatment.
455
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,520
What's wrong?
456
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,000
Did your mother-in-law set a curfew?
457
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,600
Not a curfew.
458
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,120
She keeps worrying.
459
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,400
She thinks Mumbai is as unsafe
as other cities.
460
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:19,880
[Radhika exhales]
461
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,320
Does she even smell you?
462
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,560
No.
463
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,120
She randomly goes "My dear, my dear,"
and tries to hug me.
464
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,640
She kisses me too!
465
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,800
Ugh!
466
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,600
All day long, she keeps saying,
"Come and sit with me, dear."
467
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,880
As soon as I sit down,
she gives me some work to do.
468
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,080
I'll get going.
469
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,480
[bike stops]
470
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,320
[man 1] Buddy, you got a lighter?
471
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:47,480
Yeah.
472
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,880
- [in Marathi] Are you drinking?
- Hmm?
473
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,560
[in Hindi] Which bus are you waiting for?
474
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,840
- What do you care?
- Radz, they're cops!
475
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,280
[Avi] Oh…
476
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,960
- Uncle, we're not doing anything.
- Hey, I'm not your uncle!
477
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,160
Oh, sorry.
478
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,120
I'm younger than you.
479
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,200
What's this? Water?
480
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,120
- [Avi] Sir, this--
- Actually, that's a new beverage.
481
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,880
It looks and smells like alcohol,
but doesn't actually contain any.
482
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,200
[in Marathi] Let's go
to the police station.
483
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,680
[in Hindi] Let's check it
with the breathalyzer.
484
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,680
No, sir! We are sorry.
485
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,440
[in Marathi] We made a mistake.
Please let us go.
486
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,480
Sorry.
487
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,080
- [softly] Fine.
- Hmm.
488
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:46,880
Thank you.
489
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,120
You'll have to pay a fine.
1250 rupees per person.
490
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:51,840
1250 rupees…
491
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,040
Uncle…
492
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,120
- Hey!
- Sorry! Sir!
493
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,240
Please "adjust" a little,
maybe round it off unofficially?
494
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,120
{\an8}[in Marathi] Record a video of these guys.
495
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,160
{\an8}[in Hindi] People always record videos
of cops taking bribes.
496
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,680
{\an8}We will shoot one of them
497
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,720
{\an8}- giving us a bribe!
- No.
498
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,440
{\an8}We'll post it on social media
and see what happens.
499
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,960
There's a bar nearby.
Why don't you go drink there?
500
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,240
Or just go home.
501
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,840
- Why are you drinking in a public place?
- [police walkie crackles]
502
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,080
Sir, we've been coming here
to talk since we were kids.
503
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,040
This is the first time we're drinking,
and you caught us!
504
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,720
- What do we do about it?
- Nothing.
505
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,080
Hey, call up Swadha.
506
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,400
His wife is a renowned lawyer.
507
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,080
- She'll handle everything.
- Shut her up.
508
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,360
- She'll…
- Radz.
509
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,760
Can a lawyer's husband
drink at the bus stop, ma'am?
510
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,400
[in Marathi] Sorry, sorry, sorry.
We made a mistake.
511
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,200
[in Hindi] Actually, can you…
512
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,400
cut us some slack?
We don't have our wallets with us.
513
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,480
We just stepped out for a walk.
514
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,040
While walking,
she stopped to buy the cans!
515
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,600
Please… we come from good families.
516
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,640
We have little kids.
517
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,600
Ma'am, we are not arresting you.
518
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,640
And your wife's a lawyer, right?
519
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,000
Call her up.
520
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,160
- Ask her if we can arrest you.
- Sir, she's crazy.
521
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,240
[in Marathi] Now don't waste our time.
522
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,880
[in Hindi] You have little kids, right?
523
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:09,960
Sir…
524
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,720
[in Marathi] Come on,
pay the fine and get going.
525
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,200
3750. I have 120 rupees!
526
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,320
- 220.
- [man 2] Stop.
527
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,360
- What is this?
- 220.
528
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,920
You think we're beggars?
529
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,280
What's going on?
530
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,360
[in Marathi] What happened?
531
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,640
They've been caught drinking
in a public place.
532
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,160
We asked them to pay a fine,
but they won't budge.
533
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,440
Did you arrest someone?
534
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,960
Yeah. A chain snatcher.
535
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,840
Shall I leave?
536
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,720
- [in Hindi] Or should I take them along?
- [in Marathi] Wait for five minutes, sir.
537
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,160
[in Hindi] So, are you paying the fine?
538
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,760
Which one of you lives nearby?
Go home and get the money.
539
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,320
- Sir, 3750 is a lot.
- [Mummy ji] Suman!
540
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Who are they?
541
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,040
Sattu.
542
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,840
I mean, the one who went running to him,
he's her husband.
543
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,760
- Sardarji?
- Yeah.
544
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,240
Must be a love marriage?
545
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,680
All three of us had love marriages.
546
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,760
Really?
547
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,800
Is he carrying a wallet?
548
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,760
Or is he out for a walk as well?
549
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,000
- Well, he generally carries his wallet.
- He might have it.
550
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:32,680
Go get the money.
551
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,640
[cop vehicle leaves]
552
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,560
- We met at their wedding.
- Yes.
553
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,640
I remember your dance performance.
554
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,360
Please come over sometime.
555
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,320
I would love to host you.
556
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,320
- Yes.
- Sure.
557
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,960
- We'll come.
- I'm sorry that you had to intervene.
558
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,280
No, it's okay.
559
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,080
You can avoid the bus stop, guys.
560
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,760
I had told you, right?
561
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,600
Sattu.
562
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,520
Did you know…
563
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,600
that Suman goes out to drink
under the pretense of going for a walk?
564
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:07,840
No, Mummy ji!
565
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,120
I wasn't drinking. It's just that we…
566
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,920
We were just sitting.
567
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,440
Avinash was drinking.
568
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,600
Yes, I drink beer.
569
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,560
[Eshu whimpering]
570
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,480
- Sattu.
- Yes, Dad?
571
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:26,720
Is there rum at home?
572
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,560
Come on.
Let's go home and drink.
573
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,640
Not today, Uncle.
It's late in the night.
574
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,240
You guys carry on.
We'll join you some other time.
575
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,640
- For sure. We'll visit you.
- That's alright.
576
00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:39,640
Thank you. Thanks. Let's go.
577
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,320
Come on, kids.
We'll make some fritters too.
578
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:44,400
Aunty, it's getting late.
579
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,480
Please carry on.
580
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:46,960
Let's go.
581
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,240
That's okay. Come on.
582
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:52,680
Sattu…
583
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:57,520
Come on.
584
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,000
The bus stop? Really?
585
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,320
[mellow music plays]
586
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:31,480
[keyboard clicking]