-[Javdekar] 'What's your name?' - Saurabh. Saurabh Bajpai.
- Father's name? - Harish... Sorry. Mr. Harish Bajpai.
You should mention your full name, Saurabh Harish Bajpai.
In our hometown, we don't use the father's name...
along with son's name.
So, he's right. It's Saurabh Bajpai.
Is it?
So, in your hometown...
is cannabis allowed for your son?
Absolutely no. Maybe that is why...
We let our children have a separate identity...
than of their fathers.
So that in their senility...
their children don't embarrass the father for their deeds.
[Javdekar] 'Did you hear that?'
Why do you do things that lets your father down?
What else do you do?
- 'You snort drugs too... Do you do that?' - No, sir. I don't. This was by mistake.
How long have you been staying in Mumbai?
About 24-25 years.
It hasn't been so long since I came from Nagpur...
yet you don't know Marathi?
Sir, I know Marathi.
Sir, I had no clue that one day...
I will have to come to the police station and speak Marathi.
What is this, Gaitonde?
Why do you come to rescue these kinds of junkies?
Sir, let him go.
[Gaitonde] 'He's poor. Let him go.'
He works as a contractor for me.
It's his sister's wedding too.
[Gaitonde] 'Sir, I will make him understand.'
- He's our own boy. - [phone ringing]
- Sir? - Wait a minute.
Hello?
Have you got a brain of an ox?
- I'm trapped now... - What does he mean?
It means an Ox. He's calling me that.
If you wanted to do something else, you could tell me.
Why cannabis?
Do you know?
This is a case of narcotics.
What narcotics? Do I look like Pablo Escobar?
What is all this, Saurabh?
Pablo? Who's that? Who are you talking about?
Shut up now. Bajpai sa'ab, don't worry.
- I'll handle this. Come on now. - Inspector is here.
What is it, Gaitonde?
Nothing, sir. I'll talk him through this. He'll understand.
Sir, I'm sorry, I won't do this again.
Take all his details. Mobile number, address, Aadhaar card and everything.
And his dad is from the north, right?
Take the details of the residence too. Okay?
[Gaitonde] 'Okay, sir. Come on. Let's go.'
[Title Montage]
Just cannabis? Hmm?
You could have done something bigger.
You could be featured in a newspaper.
Look at him. Does he look like my brother?
You know what? Nikhil has the perfect name for you.
- Tell what name you've given him. - Why are you involving me?
Why? Aren't you his brother?
[Aman] 'You know, dad, this is the problem.'
- Why is everyone here afraid of accepting the truth? - Kandua(Ergot).
There you go. Now tell him the meaning.
Every tree in its first two branches bears fruits.
The third branch never has anything to offer.
It doesn't grow fruits nor do the flowers bloom.
And that is called Kandua.
[Aman] 'I'm impressed.'
So, you know who you are.
'The ergot...'
'Hopeless.'
[Nikhil] 'He's correct.'
You could have come to me.
If you wanted to do something, I'd help you.
'I will definitely help you.'
You could ask Aman at least.
'Has anyone ever refused to help you?'
I'm no one to speak in between all of you, okay?
- But Saurabh... - Saurabh!
I have spoken to Rohit ji about your job.
You will meet him wherever or whenever he calls.
Hey, Saurabh. When did you come? Why didn't you call me?
I would've left the office earlier.
What are these sweets for?
Yeah. This...
My dad sent these for Gaitonde sa'ab.
It's just to say thanks for handling the cannabis case.
Come.
Let's sit here.
I felt so bad for my father.
I've never seen him like this before.
He scolds, he yells.
He was absolutely silent today.
Nikhil Bhaiyya, Aman Bhaiyya, Bhabhi...
they said some really mean things to me.
And dad was just...
He was just sitting and listening to everything silently.
It felt like they were...
taunting me but it was also pointing at dad.
Listen...
Let's get in.
I want to make love to you.
I felt really bad, Sulekha.
Also, I don't want to do some stupid job.
What job?
- I don't know, my dad wants me to... - [Traffic police] 'Six more years to go.'
-'Okay, commander.' -[Gaitonde] 'Huh?'
-[Traffic police] 'I'll meet you at Dadar in the morning.' -[Gaitonde] 'Okay.'
Let's save Indian culture together.
- I'll leave. - Okay.
[bike engine starts]
Dad has sent some sweets for you.
- Let's get inside. - I'll leave.
- [cycle bell rings] - [Rohit] 'Umm, that one.'
[movie playing]
Did you come here just to watch the movie?
No.
I was thinking, after the movie...
we'll go for some shopping.
You know...
you're looking really good. I didn't tell you earlier.
It's your fault. You should've told me before.
I'll just...
I'll just come.
- Govind. Govind Javdekar. - Javdekar.
Hmm. Parekh, please. Personally look into it.
Yeah. Just do it for me.
Yeah.
Hmm. Very closely.
Okay. Yeah. You won.
I'd said I wouldn't call, but I ended up calling. Happy?
Now, please do it for me.
Parekh, come on! It's not that big a crime...
for which you are making me request so much.
Just do it. Yeah. Thanks.
What are you saying?
Isn't that a serious crime?
Cannabis was found with him.
Oh, God. It's just cannabis. Not a bomb.
- Is it? - Hmm.
What if they had found an AK-47?
Come on. Chill. Relax.
Did you forget how many cigarettes you smoked in college?
- I never went to a police station for that. - Then go now.
You must experience everything, right?
-[Ela] 'Saurabh.' - Hmm.
Make a joint.
Are you out of your mind?
[Saurabh] 'You're about to get married.'
If you are nabbed in a narcotics case, then you'll have to go to jail.
You know...
I can't do this.
- What is it? - I mean...
I'm not sure about this marriage.
I'm not ready for this marriage.
Are you crazy, Ela?
Look, a bad film can do all this.
You keep watching these Rom-Com and mushy movies...
they mess up your mind.
So, don't think much. Just chill.
No. But...
You know, with this man...
[Ela] 'Actually, no. I'm not sure about this.'
Hey, listen... Ela... What has happened?
[phone ringing]
Hello, it's Saurabh here.
What is it now?
Sir, I had told you about my sister, Ela who is going to get married.
I just wanted to inquire about the guy whom she's getting married to.
[Gaitonde] 'Wait... Are you for real?'
Your father had to come to the police station because of you.
I work at the police station.
A decent man would never like to step into a police station.
[Gaitonde] 'Didn't you look at your father's condition?'
You are implying as if I was enjoying there.
Even I felt bad.
Look, tell your father to talk to me.
Then I will think of considering this.
I can't do that. He won't agree.
Please, sir. I'm requesting you. It's about my sister's future.
Okay. I'll see what I can do.
Tell me the name.
- You know it already. Saurabh Bajpai. - Not yours.
- Your sister's... - Oh, Rohit. Rohit Sharma, sir.
Yeah. Rohit Sharma.
Thank you, sir. Thank you so much.
YOLO. You only live once. Have you heard of it?
- I'm hearing it from you. - Listen.
- Let's roll a joint. - Oh, man!
Okay, tell me, is Parekh very persuasive?
Yes. What?
- What was that word? - Persuasive.
My God! Even Parekh wouldn't know the meaning.
But he's a resourceful person. Your job will get done. Don't worry.
- Is it? - Hmm.
- What? - What?
Family court, commissioner and police work alongside.
Okay, I had a small fling once.
- But that's long back. - That's okay. YOLO.
You only live once. So...
You need to have experience of everything in life.
Sure.
What? You're jealous?
No, Vibha. I'm just being practical.
Harish, you're acting so childish. Stay for a while.
He's younger than me.
When Mr. Parekh solves this matter, call me on my phone.
- Sure. Okay. - Okay?
Let me see why isn't this working.
- Is that a career line? - Yes.
Come here.
What does he do all the time?
He does something at least.
- The sun is setting, huh? - Yeah.
- Let's go. - Let's see.
What is that?
This is a stove, Bhabhi.
The most rudimentary way to cook.
- Is it? - Yes.
You know, mom used to say...
Aman Bhaiyya loves food cooked on this.
When we all used to live in Lucknow...
he wouldn't let the vessel cool down. He would be the first one to grab food.
It belongs to our family, so I thought of repairing it.
But it's not happening. I don't know if the stove is broken or the wood is wet.
- Bhabhi, did you know? - Hmm?
Even a single piece of wet wood in a pile of wooden sticks...
spoils the entire pile.
- May I try? - Sure.
What if...
- it catches fire? - Yeah.
[Saurabh] 'Not bad, Bhabhi.'
What do you think, Nikhil?
Why would anyone wear a tie?
I will look like a buffoon wearing this. I better wear it this way.
Come on. It's only an interview. Just go for it.
Where are your certificates?
Yeah. Where are my certificates?
Find it, sister. Please.
That knot is not in shape.
You can't do that without the shirt.
Oh, God. What have you done?
Untie it.
Yeah. Give it to me. Untie it properly.
Even your uncle didn't know how to tie a knot.
[Harish] 'Once he was going for an interview in Lucknow.'
He was also trying to tie the knot without wearing a shirt.
You know, Ela...
he reminds me of your dad, Punnu.
Because even dad didn't know how to tie a knot.
And one more thing.
When he went for the interview, there was a well-dressed candidate.
Punnu was already nervous.
The interviewer said that this person was a relative of the boss.
Punnu planned to skip the interview.
The interviewer stopped him and said...
that is the reason he is not getting the job.
He questioned Punnu and selected Punnu based on his merits.
You too are going to be Rohit's brother-in-law.
But don't be dependent on that.
Okay. Take this.
Take.
- And wear a shirt. - Yeah. Okay.
- Are you ready to go? - Yes.
- Go with Nikhil. - Okay.
- Okay, Son. Good luck. - Thank you, dad.
Did you hear that? I look like your father.
Shut up!
And what is all this about the gym?
- Why do you want to go to the gym? - Why do you care?
Look, all this is stupidity. All this is a scam. You don't have to go to any gym.
- Saurabh? - Yes?
'Indore sweet shop.' You keep your certificate in this bag?
So what? I really respect 'Indore sweet shop'.
Loser.
See if Saurabh is ready or not.
Your shoelaces are untied.
This remote is not getting repaired.
I have been complaining about this continuously...
Please have your tea.
Remote isn't working, Dad.
Mom, I'm leaving for the office in ten minutes.
Please tell Saurabh not to be late if he wants me to drop him.
- Where is Saurabh? - Saurabh?
I'm getting late, mom. Tell him. Saurabh.
Bhaiyya, don't you think it's unnecessary for Ela to go to the gym?
She looks good and healthy.
In fact, these gym trainers talk nonsense...
[Saurabh]...about consuming protein and tummy tuck etc.'
Don't fall for all that. It is a waste. Am I right?
Ask Gunjan about all this.
You know, she is...
Have you seen her body?
It's perfect.
I mean any man would desire that.
Bhaiyya, please stop it here.
-[Nikhil] 'Are you sure?' - I will cross the road.
-[Saurabh] 'I'll help her out. I will get down.' -[Nikhil] 'Okay.'
You're actually over weight.
I will tell you some diet and exercises.
You will have to follow it strictly. Okay?
Yeah.
How much time will it take?
In three months you will be fit.
- Sir, tea. - Keep it there.
Wait a second.
I had told you not to bring the machine tea.
My dad is coming to this office for the first time and you'll serve this?
What shall I get, sir?
What do you serve Paras' clients?
- Masala tea. - Go, get that.
- Okay. I will get it. - Get it in a good cup.
Okay, sir.
- Hello. - Come to Aman's cabin. Please come.
Dad, did you like the office?
- [door opening] - Come in, dad.
Please sit.
Bajpai sa'ab, you should keep coming here.
That's when we get a chance to meet. Am I right?
Dad, isn't the office good?
Yes, of course, it is.
My son-in-law has maintained it well.
- He has also given me a proposal. - Okay.
Please don't worry. I'll talk to Khurana sa'ab.
If I don't then my daughter will eat me alive.
She calls me every now and then asking if I spoke or not.
We are Marwadis. We are pure vegetarians.
Do you think I will let her eat me alive?
That's right...
Dad, the matter we had to print on Ela's wedding card...
Yeah. I have brought it.
And Didwaniya sa'ab, please give me some approximation about the rates.
[Didwaniya] 'Very nice... very nice'
Now you want my son-in-law to eat me alive too.
- Nothing like that. - The good thing is even he's a vegetarian.
I think I forgot the write-up at home.
Just a second. I will call Ela.
Ela, I have forgotten the material...
which we had to print on the wedding card.
[Ela] 'Yes, Tauji. It's in Saurabh's bag.'
- Okay. - [Ela] 'I'll get it sent to you.'
Okay. Fine.
[phone rings]
Ela, hi.
[Ela] 'Hi. Did they start with the interview?'
No. Not yet.
'Look into the last pocket of the file which I gave you.'
'There's a wedding card layout made by Tauji. It is lying there. '
'Please take a picture and send it through WhatsApp.'
Listen to me first. I'm very scared right now.
Tell me something. If I get the job...
can I resign on the first day itself?
'Yes. Sure. Best of luck.'
- Yeah. Got it. Everything is in this. - Okay.
I have forwarded this to my phone. I will get it printed.
-[Harish] 'Okay.' -[phone ringing]
Dad, it's some Vibha.
You know Sukesh, right?
- Yes. - He's coming tomorrow.
You might know his...
His dolly maa, Vibha.
-[Aman] 'Yes. Okay.' - It's her call.
So...
Okay.
- So, Mr. Saurabh Bajpai. - Yes.
What did you do before this?
Nothing much. I was just sitting outside. Waiting for your call.
Uhm. Oh! Sorry. In life, you meant.
Sir, I rescue roads...
from wrongly parked vehicles.
If I could explain...
you might've heard about rescuing animals and birds...
when they are stuck somewhere.
Just like that, I rescue vehicles which are wrongly parked by people...
by keeping them aside, so that the roads can be better managed.
Basically, I'm an entrepreneur, sir.
I have a tow-truck of my own. The contract is in my name.
[Saurabh] 'So, that's how I try to help...'
my state, my country.
- Mr. Entrepreneur. - Yes?
- Can we see your certificates? - Yes, sir.
[Recruiter] 'Ela Bajpai...'
weds Rohit Sharma. That's you.
That's right, sir.
No. That's not right.
No... I mean, it's right. Give me that note, sir.
[Saurabh] ' It might have come there by mistake. '
Sir, I had jaundice when I was eight or nine.
Because of which I lagged behind in studies.
[Saurabh] 'No. I can show you medical bills. I swear.'
So, I completely understand, sir, if I'm not the right person for this job.
But I truly appreciate your effort, your time.
[Saurabh] 'Thank you so much.'
And can I have my certificates back?
Thank you so much for your time, sir. I, uh...
Whenever you need any... towing, just give a call.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Mr. Rohit, what do you think about him?
Sir, the final call is yours.
[Rohit] 'I just want to add that...'
Saurabh is a hard worker. He'll put the effort.
He was a little nervous now.
Who was the caterer for Esha's wedding?
Where did these keys come from?
These are the keys to Kapoor sa'ab's apartment.
It's vacant. Esha and Sukesh ji will stay there when they come.
When our children were young...
everyone would fit in this house.
Now either this house has become smaller...
or the children have grown up.
I think the children only have grown up.
[phone ringing]
Yes, Gaffur.
No. I didn't have a word with Saurabh sir.
- Ta, Tauji. - Whose?
- Saurabh got the job. - Huh?
- Wait for a second... - What!
- Saurabh has got the job. Yes. - What!
- Good morning. - [Rohit] 'Good morning.'
Naveen, Saurabh. Saurabh, Naveen.
- Hi. - Hello, Saurabh.
Naveen is your senior. You will report to him.
And Naveen, when shall we send Saurabh on field?
- First day on field? - Of course.
Good.
Say, in half an hour?
Perfect.
[Rohit] 'So, shall we send him to Dr. Turbhe at Dadar?'
-[Rohit] 'Saurabh, okay?' - Okay.
-[Nikhil] 'Hello?' - Hey, busy?
No. Not at all. Tell me.
[Gunjan] 'Okay, listen.'
Can you give me a lift?
Yeah, of course.
I don't have my car with me today.
- From where? - I will text you the address.
- Are you sure? - No. There's no issue. I mean...
I'm free, you know. Or I will be by then...
- What time did you say? I... - I didn't...
yet.
[ventilator beeps]
[patients coughing]
Ma'am, right now it's our closing time, so...
Do a thing. You come tomorrow. I will tell you everything.
Gunjan must be here. She had...
- Nikhil. Is your name Nikhil? - Yes.
Yeah. Ma'am had told me. She must be done with her session.
- You can go inside. - Thank you.
Wow!
Hello? Miss Alice.
What happened? What are you looking at?
Pole dance?
- This... - Yes.
I'm a pole dancer.
Okay. Didn't know a place like this exists in Dadar.
The whole world abodes in Mumbai.
Idiot.
You must've seen all this in movies, right?
- Yeah. - I just do it to stay fit.
But fit... I mean...
How can you stay fit using a pole?
[" Song Playing" playing]
Nikhil!
Let's go.
[Crowd] 'Save Indian culture'.
'Save Indian culture'.
Save Indian culture.
- Save Indian culture. - [phone ringing]
Saurabh?
- Where are you? - I'm preserving Indian culture.
Save Indian culture.
[Saurabh] 'I don't understand what's happening here...'
[Crowd] 'Save Indian culture'.
Save Indian culture.
Say no to nudity.
[Crowd] 'Save Indian culture'.
- [Gunjan] Leave me... - [Nikhil] 'Let go of her. Back off.'
-[Protestor] 'What is happening here?' -[Tatya] 'Get both of them.'
-[Protestor] 'Blacken their faces.' - Leave me.
[Tatya] 'Rub it on their faces.'
Wait a minute. I know them.
- Call the police. What is it? - Tatya bhau...
- Tatya bhau. I'm Saurabh... - What is it?
- Saurabh! - I met you along with Gaitonde Sa'ab.
- Hey, Saurabh. What are you doing here?
Bhau, he's my brother and she's my sister-in-law.
They are your relatives?
- He's my sibling, bhau. - Hey!
Hey, that's his brother and sister-in-law.
Obviously, they would do things what a married couple does, right?
[Protestors laugh]
-[Tatya] 'Let go of them.' - Bhau...
- Get off! - Hey, I told him.
Saurabh, we must think about society too.
We can't forget the culture, am I right?
- Yes. - How can our own people do this?
- Look at that. At least she should dress up. - What?
Yeah. Right?
In this area? In this locality?
I'm not against your fitness. You can do it.
You can also do Mallakhamba (Indian pole exercise).
That is our culture. Not this charade.
You're right, bhau.
- Bhau, just listen to me once... - Shut up.
- Whatever they do... - Are you mad?
- Hey... What are you hiding? - What is he doing, bhau?
- Stay there. - What is he doing?
- He's my brother. - Take it out...
- How can he slap my brother? - Wait. I'm here!
- What is it? - Here, bhau.
What is this?
Will you blow these balloons and decorate on the pole?
Are you crazy?
They both are my brothers-in-law.
Nikhil is elder and Saurabh is the younger brother-in-law.
Aman...
is their elder brother.
I'm his wife.
Do you have any problem with that?
No. I mean, Bhabhi... What can I say?
This is a complete family matter.
Okay. Fine. Keep it.
Keep it. It's yours.
Saurabh, is your brother okay with this?
I'm letting you go because you all are relatives.
Don't forget that.
Save Indian culture...
- [notification tone] - Apart from that...
- One... Wait a minute. Sorry. - Spain...
- I have to make a call. - No... No issues.
Hello?
Naveen, what was that message?
[Rohit] 'Then call Saurabh.'
We sent him to Turbhe clinic, right?
Then how can he just disappear?
Joshi sir is calling. I'll call you back.
- Yes, sir. -[Joshi] 'Rohit, what am I hearing about Saurabh?'
Yes, sir. I just got to know. Naveen told me.
-[Joshi] 'Not done, Rohit. I trusted you.' - No, sir. I'm handling this.
I know that was irresponsible behaviour from Saurabh's side.
Sir, I will blacklist him. I'm so sorry.
-[Joshi] 'Okay.' - Thank you, sir.
-[Joshi] 'Can't believe this.' - Sorry, sir.
What happened to Saurabh?
Excuse me?
What kind of a sandwich is this?
Rohit, what happened?
- You can't say that about my brother. - Ela...
- Let it go. - How can I let it go?
He's my brother.
He didn't come to you asking for a job.
You knew how he is.
Why did you even trust him?
Don't create a scene, Ela.
To hell with your scene.
I also didn't come to your uncle proposing a charity to Saurabh Bajpai.
- You're weird. - Yes, we are weird.
My whole family is weird. You know it now.
So, think properly...
if you want to marry this fat weirdo or not.
Ela, you have no idea what has happened.
Saurabh, handle your brother.
- Bhai. - He's just a little shook up.
I will go get changed.
- I got some work... - Wait. Wait for a while.
Sit here.
Come, sit here.
Saurabh, tell me the truth.
You had called those goons, right?
Yeah? We all scolded you last night.
So you are now taking revenge.
- Bhaiya. What are you saying? - It's revenge, right?
- Isn't that true? - No.
No? Then how did they get here?
- Bhai... - And what are you doing here?
- I was out... Gaitonde... - Shut up. Just shut up.
Happy? Are you happy now?
- You insulted me in front of them. - [Gunjan] 'Guys?'
Um. I need some help.
My hands aren't reaching. Please help me.
What?
What are you doing? How can you do this?
What do you mean?
[Gunjan] 'What do you mean?'
Has your mind gone bonk... bonkers?
Whatever the f♪♪k that is.
If your mind is clean...
everything looks clear.
I'm your sister-in-law.
Now just...
zip it up.
I'll be out.
Where are you going? Where?
[Nikhil] 'You made all this mess...'
and now you're running away?
Nikhil, just relax. Let him be.
Go.
F♪♪k, man!
That... I...
Easy.
Gunjan, it's...
You don't know him. He's an a♪♪♪♪♪e.
He will go and tell all this to dad and Aman.
I'm sorry.
But...
I think... I just need to tell this to Aman.
S♪♪t. F♪♪k!
-[Gunjan] 'What?' - Oh, shit!
What will you tell Aman?
That I asked you...
to pick me up. And you came.
Right?
Zip it up.
[Theme Music Playing]