Naina.
Naina, pick up a card.
Naina, let's see what's in your future today.
- Not again, mom. - Pick a card.
- Mom... - Pick a card.
Naina.
I hope, you know about your mother's predictions.
The day she said,
'the doors of fortune shall be unlocked'
our house got robbed on the same night.
The prediction was slightly misinterpreted.
I mean, the door of fortune was opened
for the thief, instead of us. Okay?
Problem.
I see a problem.
Pick up another card.
Pick another card. Quick.
Good morning, sir!
Good afternoon, son.
Good afternoon.
Manjari, today, your prediction was correct.
The problem has arrived.
Dad!
Hey!
White?
- Blue. - The aura.
Pure aura. It seems as if
good fortune itself has come walking to our door.
He didn't come walking, he came by taxi.
- Yes. - Taxi number, 1435.
- Yes. - The taxi driver had hair on half of his head.
- Yes. - And absent on the remaining half.
Disha Patni's photo was put up in the taxi.
- Yes. - You were staring at it.
No.
- Dad, mom, can we invite Sameer inside? - Why?
- Dad! - Come in, son.
No!
- Right leg first, my son. - Oh!
Very good. Welcome, son!
Welcome, Sameer!
- Have a seat, son. - Thank you!
Yeah.
Oh, this...
Mom, can we please sit down?
Yeah.
If you want to know something about me...
Sameer Giriraj Shastri.
Computer engineer from NIT, Ranchi.
Favorite color, red.
Favorite film, Suryavansham.
The list of favorite food is so long that I won't be able to
name all today.
You had a job before.
But you have been sitting idle at home since
one year, four months and three days.
- Sir... - Here.
Everything was correct.
But I'm not sitting idle at home.
I'm a freelance game developer.
I, WFH.
Work from home.
Yeah. Good.
Every unemployed youth of this country
says the same to sound respectable.
- WTF. - WF...
Oh! W...
That's all very well.
Important question.
Do you intend to stay with my daughter after marriage?
Dad.
Where do you intend to live with my daughter?
I have an apartment in Malad...
It's a rented flat of 402 square feet.
- Carpet. - Correct.
That's right, it's about as big as a carpet.
It's okay for one person.
But it's not big enough for two people.
And there's only one toilet block in the entire apartment.
- Facing which direction? - South.
- No, my son. Not south. - No? - No.
Dad, we will find some other flat.
- Yes. - Where at?
- Wherever Naina likes. - Yes.
- Good. - That's nice.
Your parents won't have any problem
staying with you when they arrive.
Right.
Hold on.
Will your parents stay here with you after marriage?
No.
They like to live in Kanpur.
They say, the apartments in Mumbai
- are as big as matchboxes. - Oh.
The ones in Malad.
Apartments in Andheri are huge.
They will visit only during festivals.
- That's good. Very good. - Sameer.
Now you are a new member of the Sarnaik family.
So on that note, let's...
Aunt, I have stopped eating sweets. I just don't.
Meditation, son.
Let's meditate a bit.
Just a bit. Come on, close your eyes.
Fold your hands and repeat after me.
- Naina. - Naina.
No, my son. Naina, come here and sit.
Come on, meditate with me.
Sameer, did you clean your workstation?
Sameer.
Sameer...
You are playing a video game again!
I am not playing, I am analyzing the game.
It's my job.
- Whose job is this then? - Ouch.
It's the job of a maid who doesn't come.
She comes, rings the bell,
but you don't even answer the door.
I've told you so many times to get a duplicate key for her.
You can't do even that. Such a lazy fellow.
She is lazy, not me.
I gave her the original key.
I told her to make a duplicate of it.
She is so lazy that she never got one made.
Look at the condition of your house.
All your utensils are dirty.
I mean, for heaven's sake, you prepare tea in a wok.
You wash your underwear in the sink.
You know, what's the cleanest thing here?
That dustbin, which is never used.
Your parents are coming. What will they say on seeing all this?
They'll say, dismiss the maid.
And who will remove this?
Used condom wrapper! It has to be removed.
Look for more.
Oh God! Thank God, you noticed. Otherwise...
You are so scared of your parents.
Parents seeing used
condom wrappers is not a sign of bravery.
See. I won't like
our sex life to be exposed in front our parents.
Oh! That's the problem with our society.
We are ashamed of talking about sex.
And yet our country's population exceeds 1.3 billion.
We were talking about us and you involved the entire country.
God! Okay, let's talk about ourselves.
We'll have a baby after marriage
then won't your parents know how the baby was born?
Yes, it's not necessary for them to see the execution process.
They are not going to live with us, anyway.
They will visit us during the festivals and then leave.
Then it will only be the two of us.
That thought makes me so happy.
- Hello! - Hello!
How are you, uncle?
Uncle is angry. Who are you?
You called agent Ramkhilavan Yadav.
Maybe you're looking for a house.
But you are not Ramkhilavan.
I am Agent Vinod. Ramkhilavan is my dad.
What proof do you have?
My mom said that he is my dad.
My mom wouldn't lie.
Idiot...
I asked, do you have your ID proof?
- Now I see why dad didn't come. - What?
Sir, here's my ID card.
That photo doesn't look like you at all.
No one looks good in the photo of
their Aadhar Card.
He is right, VK.
Even your face looks like a wrinkled mango
on your Aadhar card.
Wait.
Green.
Aura.
It's green.
VK, he is green.
He is good. Come in.
So, tell me what can I do for you?
We are looking for a house for our daughter.
Our future son-in-law will also live there.
Congratulations, sir. Congratulations, ma'am.
Sir, forget about a flat,
ma'am's would be husband
will build another Taj Mahal for her.
The Taj Mahal?
The husband built it after his wife's death.
That's a mausoleum!
I went there recently for my honeymoon.
You are priceless...
- Anyway, carry on. - Yes.
What kind of a house do you want?
I want a house just like this one.
The locality should also be similar.
Yes. East facing.
Then buy the house next door.
It's just like this one. Same.
- It's great as per Vastu as well. - Is it?
What direction does the bathroom face?
The bathroom?
- Yes. - East facing while urinating,
and west facing while pooping.
Too much! Get up!
Tell me something. Is Mr. Sharma selling his house?
Uncle, how did you miss that with your
keen eyes?
Bravo, Agent Vinod! Bravo!
You have resolved my lifelong concern
within a minute.
Go, make the deal.
Dad.
I am so overwhelmed.
Today, it's the best thing that happened to us.
We will live here and our daughter will live
on the other side of the wall.
- I am so happy. - Yes, mom. But...
Go, make the deal.
Dad, wait a minute. I was wondering,
shouldn't we discuss this
with Sameer before making this deal?
- There's nothing to discuss with him. - Dad.
I mean, didn't he say,
"we'll buy a house"
"wherever Naina wants"?
Agent Vinod. Go on.
I will be right back.
Good boy!
Oh! I'm glad that you came, son.
- Come on in. - Dad! - Yes?
It's a condom wrapper.
- Yes. - Where did you find it from?
- From your drawer. - What?
Do you have one extra?
What are you looking at?
One was not enough. I need more.
Do one thing.
Get it from a store.
Why are you making a face like that?
- Are you ashamed of asking a storekeeper for it? - Dad!
Let me show you how to ask.
Shake hands with him like this and rub it like this.
- He will understand. - What are you saying?
I am saying, the tap is old and it's leaking.
So I want you to bring it.
Are you serious?
Do you call it a tap?
Come here.
I call it a tap, what do you call it?
Why did you put that on it? That looks bad.
It doesn't matter how it looks.
But see that it's serving the purpose it is made for.
People would not use it in our time.
Therefore, every year there was
an unplanned good news.
Oh! He can't keep any secrets.
I told you, we'll give the good news together.
Dad hasn't given me any good news.
What was he doing all this while then?
Tell him the good news.
No. First, I'll make some awesome tea for all three of us.
No. Let's tell him the good news, first.
My son, you see,
that woman has devoured thirty years of my life.
You go and make the tea.
"Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting."
My son, you can see how beautiful
my life is with that man.
Shall I add cloves in it?
And you've always been away from us.
First at the hostel and then for your job.
We can't stay away from you at this age.
We have decided that we will live here.
- And what's the good news? - That was the good news.
All of us will live together in Mumbai.
- What? Why? - What?
What do you mean?
What? It's great news!
Bye! See you tomorrow.
Oh God!
Badminton is such a tough game, Naina.
I am tired.
Sameer, how could someone get tired after watching a game?
You were hitting the shots with so much speed
I had to move my neck with the same speed to watch it.
The mechanism of my neck would have broken down
if the game had lasted 10 more minutes.
First, tell me.
What should we do about the match of life?
- I am thinking, I should tell mom and dad the truth. - Good!
That you don't want to live with them.
The truth is, even you don't want to live with them.
What should I do about my dad?
He wants to make me his neighbor.
Tell him, Sameer Shastri won't live in a nest
chosen by VK Sarnaik.
- Say that again. - What? What are you doing?
You've said it so well. I think,
I should send it to dad as a video message.
No!
No. He'll get offended right in the beginning of the relationship.
Let's do something else.
What should we do?
I think, we should play singles.
Correct.
Meaning?
I mean, you talk to your parents.
I will talk to my parents.
They are mature people.
- I'm sure, they'll understand. Right? - Yeah.
They are mature.
'Come on, Naina. You can do this.'
Correct. 4 in 32.
Sign the agreement, Agent Vinod.
Yes, my wife is coming.
Uncle is also coming. Now hang up!
He is a fool, but he is efficient.
Mom, dad, I need to tell you something.
Yes, tell me, do Sameer's parents eat non-veg food?
Let me answer that. Mother doesn't eat non-veg.
Father loves non-veg food sneakily.
And that WFH...
He can digest anything.
- Your dad knows Sameer better than you, Naina. - Yes.
God! Why don't you understand?
What happened?
Your aura is all over the place.
What happened? It seemed like a cyclone...
Aren't you thinking
that you will live in some other house
after marriage?
You will miss me.
Mom, why are you crying?
No, I am not.
Anjali, come on.
No need to cry.
If Anjali was going somewhere far away
after marriage, then perhaps...
Even the thought of it is making me cry.
- Naina. - Dad, why are you crying now?
Please never go far away from us.
- VK. - Don't leave us.
She is not going far from us.
Didn't you say that we are so lucky
that our daughter will be living so close to us?
I mean, just on the other side of the wall.
Just give me a hug. Come on. Don't go anywhere, dear.
You are my little, little soldier.
Baby.
We love you!
I love you too.
Come on, dad!
You searched my closet.
I had given you this radio with so much affection.
Look, what you have done to it.
Other parents would give their children mobile phones
as a gift and you gave me that radio.
My dad also gave me this radio.
Was it necessary to give me the same radio?
There is no need to fix it.
These days, everything is available on the mobile phone.
Artists, playlists, songs and everything.
But it doesn't provide the nostalgia of a radio.
When it would play a happy song or a sad song, you never know.
Your generation doesn't appreciate surprises.
Sameer, did you check the house? Did you like it?
When will you show it to us?
The house?
Mom, I have seen the house, but...
Houses in Mumbai are so tiny.
Have you noticed the bathrooms here?
But son, we won't be living in a bathroom.
You can see the house, but
the population...
Population! So many people, such crowds.
Even Kanpur is crowded now.
And the entire country has the population problem.
Yes, you can deal with that.
But what about the mentality of the people of this place?
Do you know what people think here?
They think, couples should live separately
from their parents after marriage.
May such people vanish.
That is why divorce is a norm here.
But we can proudly say
that we didn't give you such a upbringing.
You will never think about living separately from us.
As you know,
after my marriage
I was so lonely with that man.
- Then you were born. - Yes.
Yes, I know, mom.
I have only one wish left now.
I want you to get married soon
and all of us live together.
You know, I never had even one picture
in my house all these years.
So look, what I've brought.
It's for our new house's drawing room's wall.
People should know that the Shastri family is complete now.
Me, you, Naina
and that man.
Look.
How happily they are making the decisions about our life!
I think I was wrong.
- Do you know what the problem is? - Yes?
They are playing doubles.
And we've been losing against them because we were playing singles.
Hmm.
We should also play doubles.
Let's tell them everything truthfully.
- Let's go. - Yes.
Come.
The boy and the girl have chosen each other.
But what do you think about the wedding, Mrs. Shastri?
Mr. Sarnaik..
You are asking a divorce lawyer about a wedding?
You should ask her about getting a divorce.
Ask me about the wedding.
You tell me, what are your thoughts about the wedding?
I had a wedding, didn't quite like it.
I was joking.
VK doesn't understand jokes.
I understand them, I just don't like them.
- Mom. Dad. - Hmm.
Naina and I want to talk about something.
What were you doing there all this time, playing blackjack?
No! No more discussion. Both of you sit down.
- Sit down. Come on. - Sit down.
Now we will fix the wedding date.
- Mrs. Shastri. - Yes?
I've been waiting for so long for you to ask me that.
I just asked you that.
You see, I've made all the calculations.
As per Vedic astrology,
the best date for Sameer and Naina is
- the 16th of the month. - The 16th is final.
But there's a problem.
As per Karmic astrology,
it is a devil's date.
So I think, it should be 15th.
The 15th is final.
But there's a problem with that.
As per Sameer's numerology,
Rahu is strong that day.
- So... - You have calculated
all the bad dates, Mrs. Sarnaik...
Have you calculated any good dates?
I have that.
- The 21st. - What's on the 21st?
It's Sunday, traffic will be low.
Congratulations, Sameer. The band will play for you on the 21st.
Why the long face? Give a smile.
Dad, mom.
Naina has decided and me as well...
Somebody rang the bell.
Right on time.
Come on. We will show you Naina's new house,
where Sameer will also live.
- Come. - Please come.
Come on.
- One moment. - One moment.
- We will be back. - Come on.
We have lost. We have lost the game.
No, Sameer. We can't lose this game.
Come!
Come on!
You liked the house,
we are relieved.
But you should visit us often.
At least 3 or 4 times every year.
Why 3 or 4 times?
We will come daily.
Mister, how will you come daily from Kanpur?
Not from Kanpur, we'll be here.
How can you do that?
Like this, this and this.
- You mean, you will live here? - Yes.
- Mister, do you have any problem if we live here? - Yes.
- What? - No.
I mean to say, if Naina
is leaving her mother's place
then Sameer should also do the same.
But the problem is, Naina will be living next door to you,
you can meet her whenever you want.
But our son's mother's place is so far in Kanpur.
What will we do?
Mom. Dad.
Sameer, come here. Come here!
You told us, your parents will live in Kanpur.
- Yes. - Yes?
But he is saying, they will live here.
Dad, mom, aunt, uncle...
Actually, Sameer
and I wanted to tell you
that neither do we want to live here...
Nor with our parents.
We want to live separately.
Perhaps, I'm not destined to live with you.
I am only fated to spend my life with that man.
We were so happy for a minute
that we got such a beautiful house.
Why don't both of you live here?
We will find some other house.
In some other society.
And we will come here once in a while
to meet both of you.
How much these children love you!
Son, why will you meet them some times?
I will arrange something so that you'll meet them daily.
You see, sir? This flat.
- You are living in it. - Correct.
And that flat, all of you liked it.
Let's give it to the children.
Mr. Shastri and his wife will take Mr. Bhatia's flat.
Mr. Bhatia is selling his flat too!
Didn't you know that either, sir?
Bravo, Agent Vinod!
I am so proud of you.
- Thank you! - Hey!
That's very nice.
You get the deal finalized.
- Okay? - Yes, sir. - Very good!
- Deal final. - Good boy! Good boy!
I told you about the good fortune.
Your wish of living separately is fulfilled.
And also the wish of the four of us
of living near you.
Without any further ado,
let's make preparations for the wedding.
- Yes. Let's go. - Let's go. Come on.
- Come on. - Come.
Let's go.
The first match of our married life.
We couldn't win it.
But we didn't lose either.
Even though, they live next door,
but we will live alone in this house.
Leave all that.
- Let's get to the house warming. - Who will put this away?
I will do it.
Listen.
This tap is also leaking.
Your dad is so loud.
- In that case... - No.
Forget about it.
Security, a suspicious man is loitering near the gate. Catch him.
He wasn't louder than my dad.
- Listen. - Yes.
They are talking normally in their houses.
But we could clearly hear their voices.
Let it be.
They could also hear us.
Not an issue.
What happened, Naina? Is everything okay?
Yes, mom. Everything's fine.
A lizard
fell on me.
A lizard. I'm bringing my gun. Open the door.
No! No, dad. Don't come.
It has gone.
Goodnight.