Sameer,
sometimes you should do some exercises with me.
You know, the couples who workout together
have great chemistry between them.
More than chemistry,
I've always been more interested
in biology.
Hey, stop it!
Come on, darling. I'm helping you burn calories.
You know, 20 minutes of sex
burns the same amount of calories
as jogging for an hour.
Don't you think about sex all the time?
No. According to a study,
the average male thinks of sex
about 13 times a day.
I have only thought about it 4 times since morning
in the last 4 minutes
when I saw you doing your workout.
Archana laughs so loudly.
You are right about Archana, but our parents
watch the TV on high volume, what about them?
Why don't our parents go somewhere
for a few days?
You are so lazy that you are
thinking about sending our parents somewhere.
You are not thinking that we can also go somewhere for a few days.
Where can we go?
Married couples usually go on honeymoon.
Where should we go, Ahmadabad, Dapoli?
- I'll book tickets for Manali. - Good.
Listen, I'll buy some nice lingerie.
I'll order it.
Order it.
You'll have to wear it if doesn't fit.
I'll even do cabaret in it. You just say it.
You can't be serious!
Mom, dad, I...
Dad.
- You are alive. - Should I die then?
Why is mom wearing a white saree?
You ask her yourself.
Mom, what happened?
My son, Mr. Chajju passed away.
That's very unfortunate.
Who is Mr. Chajju?
This happens when you send a child to hostel at a young age.
They don't know anything about their family.
My son, your father's
- firsts cousin's - Oh.
- uncle's... - I see.
Sister's first husband's
third son was Mr. Chajju.
He was a close family member.
Sorry. Sorry, dad.
No, I am not upset about his death.
He got us married.
Whether you are upset or not,
there has been a death in the family
and we must mourn for it.
We will be in mourning.
Food will be cooked
without turmeric and tempering for 13 days. No sweets.
No new clothes.
No travel.
Everyone will stay at home and mourn.
Tell Naina as well.
She is a city girl.
She doesn't have the right upbringing anyway.
Dad! Seriously?
- 13 days! - Why are you getting upset?
You haven't even seen Mr. Chajju.
Come on. Why did you make a face like a rotten eggplant?
I didn't make it. I've taken after you.
Sometimes he behaves like his mother too.
Come on, Sambo.
Did Mr. Chajju have to die now?
I know, right? If Mr. Chajju had postponed his trip for a week
then we could've gone on our trip.
- What are you doing? - I'm canceling the lingerie order.
No, don't.
Mom has forbidden spices in food for 13 days
and now you're doing the same with life. No.
You will wear that lingerie in Manali.
We have to go Manali for that.
Okay, so...
I'm going to Manali on an official trip
and you are coming with me.
Official trip!
Are we going to lie?
Everything is fair in love, war and honeymoon.
What you are calling love,
that's your lust.
You scoundrel!
Let's get it.
Oh boy. You are back again.
It's only been a few days since your marriage,
couldn't you stay at your own home?
Tell me if there's any problem, I'll give some good advice.
There is no problem.
Mr. Chajju.
That's the only photo available on Facebook,
so your mother made a copy of it.
That man doesn't care about anyone.
But we must follow the family traditions.
You come here
and greet Mr. Chajju.
Mom, dad.
A client has called me out of station
for 4-5 days for a meeting.
But my son, we are in mourning.
That's what I was thinking.
Never mind. It's just a matter of a million or so.
- I will find some other work. - No.
Your work shouldn't stop.
You go.
Just take care of the things I said.
- No enjoyment, okay? - Sure.
Naina...
Don't worry about Naina. I'll take good care of her.
I was thinking, I will take Naina with me.
Sure.
She will get bored all by herself.
Take her with you. It's a good idea.
Anyway, where is your meeting?
Manali.
A cheetah has arrived.
VK, over here.
This is a luck compatibility chart of Chinese Zodiac.
As per this, Naina is a rabbit and Sameer is a cheetah.
That cheetah must've been dominating our rabbit.
These Chinese things are very untrustworthy.
Sameer cannot be a cheetah.
He is too slow. He must be a tortoise.
He is a cheetah. As per the Chinese zodiac,
such people have emotional insecurities.
Such people also have extra marital affairs.
In the presence of this cheetah,
how can he cheat my daughter?
Tortoise.
I'll see how he does that.
Sameer is a cheetah, okay? Sameer is a cheetah.
- Hi, dad! - Hi, dear!
Mom, where are my warm clothes?
Why do you need warm clothes in Mumbai?
Sameer is going out of station for a meeting.
Okay.
Oh! But your clothes won't fit him, dear.
Mom, I am also going with Sameer.
- We are going to Manali. - Oh, wow!
Both of you are going to Manali!
Manali, VK.
- Manali! - What happened, mom?
It's nothing. Before our marriage
I promised your mother that we will go to Manali for a honeymoon.
But my mission started on the second day of the wedding.
- What mission? - Well, that's confidential.
I can't tell you about it.
But that mission continued for 15 months.
Then we decided that we will go to Manali.
But then the second mission started.
Right. That must be confidential too. You can't tell me.
No, that's not confidential.
You were born.
Then we got busy raising you.
And then we never got to go to Manali. Sorry, Manjari.
Sorry, mom. I know, probably because of me...
No. No. It is absolutely fine, dear. It's pink.
- It's pink! - It's pink!
- What does this mean?
I don't know. What does this mean?
It means, the universe...
The universe is sending us a message.
It's telling us that back then
we couldn't go to Manali because of Naina,
now we can go there because of Naina.
- Oh! - What? - Bravo!
Bravo! See.
Sameer is going for a business meeting.
You will be bored alone.
So we will take you around in Manali.
- Bravo. - Yeah.
Thank you, Guruji!
I'll take out everyone's warm clothes and
- put them under the sun. Yes! - Mom.
- Dad... - Manjari...
Take out the brown jacket.
I look good in it in photos.
- I was saying, in Manali... - In Manali,
I will wear Shah Rukh's T-shirt.
There is such a...
I don't want to go to Manali with mom and dad.
- Me too. - It won't feel different in Manali then.
Let it be. I'll cancel the lingerie order.
No!
The lingerie won't be canceled, nor the honeymoon.
Only Manali will be canceled.
It won't be a honeymoon if the Manali trip is canceled.
What if I give you the feeling of Manali in Mumbai?
What do you mean? How?
Hotel Kulu Kul.
Kulu Kul?
Three stars.
I feel like setting all the warm clothes on fire.
The universe doesn't want us to go to Manali.
That is why Sameer and Naina's trip got canceled.
There's one more person who doesn't want us to go.
- Who? - You understand the chronology.
See. First, their plan was on.
Then Naina came to our place.
Then we said, we will go with them and then
their plan was canceled.
There is some plan behind the cancellation of this plan.
I will get to the bottom of it.
Good.
I've been looking for this since a week.
Thank you!
'Mr. Shastri,
the time for you check in at the Hotel Kulu Kul
is at 11 am.'
Naina. Naina, wake up.
We have to check in within two hours.
Sameer.
Oh, really?
You can wake up at 9 am and get ready.
Do you have this talent as well?
Baby, get up. Let's go.
- The booking is till sex o'clock. - Six!
Yes, that's what I said.
- Come on. Let's go. - What?
Let's go.
Good afternoon, sir!
Good morning, Sameer!
You got up so early and got ready as well! Where are you going?
'Mr. Shastri, the time for your...'
Well, a meeting.
I have a meeting.
I'm running late.
So, if...
You know...
Yes.
- So, where is the meeting? - Versova.
I am also going to Versova.
Come, I'll drop you off.
Why would I go to Versova?
- You just said, Versova. - Ghatkopar.
Ghatkopar.
I will drop you in Versova,
there you take a metro and go to Ghatkopar.
- The Metro... - You will reach soon.
- Right. - Let's go then.
Let's go.
Hello, Mrs. Sarnaik.
How are you, Mr. Shastri?
I'm constipated. Do you have some pumpkin?
Yes, I have it. Come in.
What's the matter?
Why is your visage
clouded by the gathering mists of stress?
I understood the word stress,
but what's the meaning of the rest?
Why are you stressed? Are you also constipated?
No, Mr. Shastri. Nothing is good.
Wait, I'll show you. This is a Chinese zodiac.
As per this zodiac, the combination of our children is wrong.
What?
Yes. Naina is a rabbit and your son, Sameer is a cheetah.
You shouldn't believe in all this.
No, Mr. Shastri.
You see, the Chinese zodiac is almost accurate.
- Really? - Yes.
Okay, then tell me about.
Sameer's mom and me, which animals are we?
Okay. Come, have a seat. Come.
- What is your birth date? - Hindi Day.
14th September 1962.
Oh! I see.
Okay. Mrs. Shastri's birth date?
Hiroshima day.
- 6th August 1966. - Okay.
Guess what animal Mrs. Shastri is?
A fox.
- No. A dragon. - No?
That is why she breathes fire all the time.
But she couldn't burn me till now.
Now tell me, which animal am I?
A rat.
If you could give me some pumpkin then I'd leave.
Where have you been?
- Oh man! - You left the phone at home.
I called you so many times.
You had gone to take a bath.
And your dad entered home.
He asked where I'm going so early in the morning.
So by mistake I said, to a meeting.
So he forcefully dropped me.
Then I took a metro,
I got out after two stations
and returned in an auto-rickshaw.
You don't even know how to handle our parents.
- What can I say? - We're late for check in. Let's go. - Let's go.
Hello!
Sometimes take the staircase with me.
I have things in my hand. I'll take the lift.
Sameer.
- Yes. - What are you doing here?
- I live here at this floor. - Since when?
But you had gone for a meeting.
- Yes, I had. - No. You didn't.
You entered a metro and got out after two stations.
Then you went somewhere else in an auto-rickshaw.
So, you were following me!
You just answer my question.
The answer is... Well...
The meeting got postponed.
So I took an auto and came home.
Where are you going now?
The same meeting is scheduled for now.
In Versova or Ghatkopar?
Sameer, you have a message
from Mr. Ram Prasad.
'Mr. Shastri, this is Ram Prasad.'
'Your 8-hour room booking
at Hotel Kulu-Kul is going to be canceled in the next 15 minutes.'
Your meeting is in a hotel room!
Yes.
Yes. These days meetings take place in hotel rooms.
- Is it? - Yes.
Does Naina know that your meeting is a hotel room?
- She knows. - She knows.
All the best for your meeting.
- Hold on! Come here. - Yes?
At which hotel is your meeting?
- Kulu-Kul. - Kulu-Kul!
I was once called
at the same hotel for a honey trap.
A beautiful woman was sent.
She had big eyes, long hair,
- rosy cheeks. - Is it? What happened then?
Well, it's not so easy to trap me!
- No? - No way.
As soon as I reached the hotel,
I thought, who books a room
at such a dirty hotel? It's you.
You are going to that hotel so meet a woman.
No, you are mistaken.
I am right. You are cheating on my daughter.
Naina!
Your son is a cheater.
Yes, we know.
Mrs. Sarnaik told me very calmly in the morning that he is cheetah.
And you shook the entire building up to tell us that.
Ter, not tah.
Cheater.
Naina, he is not a man of character. He cheated on you.
No, Mr. Sarnaik. Our son is not like that.
- He is a gaae (cow). - Horrible guy.
No, milk producing cow.
Moo.
Naina, he told you, he is going for a meeting.
But he has booked a hotel for 8 hours to meet someone.
You are mistaken.
Yes, I also think, you are mistaken.
Hotels take bookings either for
24 hours or for 12 hours.
Who takes bookings for 8 hours?
Manjari!
Forget about the hotel booking rules
and focus on the fact
that he was going to meet someone else.
What?
What happened? Is it a heart attack?
You get pressure in the stomach, not a heart attack.
Your pumpkin did the trick.
I'll be right back, don't go anywhere.
- We're not going anywhere. You just go! - Okay.
Sameer, you have a call from Kulu-Kul.
See!
He didn't reach the hotel so he is getting reminders.
Horrible guy.
Wait. I'll sort it out, VK. I'll sort it out.
First, I will check his aura.
Not the aura, check the woman. Who is she?
Dad. Mom.
There is only one woman in Sameer's life.
Do you know who that woman is?
I am that woman.
Sameer was going to go to Hotel Kulu-Kul with me.
Naina,
aren't you saying that to save that man?
Otherwise despite having a house...
...who will go to that hotel?
- That too, after lying to us. - Yes.
All of you will be offended if we speak the truth.
Sorry.
This is our house, but...
...technically, you live in this house.
Voices from your house can be heard here all day long.
Sometimes Archana's laugh
and sometimes mom's conch shell blowing.
We wanted to go to Manali for a honeymoon, but then...
Mr. Chajju went off.
Mom, dad, to keep you from feeling hurt
we told a little lie. We said,
Sameer is going to Manali for an official trip
and I'm going with him. So you insisted on coming with us.
So we canceled the trip.
We thought, we'll have our honeymoon in Mumbai.
But you started spying on him.
We are a married couple. We also want some privacy.
Is that too much to ask, dad?
Nice.
Now I'll teach you a lesson.
You useless fellow! You cheater.
How could you cheat on Naina?
Apologize to her.
- It's not Sameer's fault. - You keep quiet!
You won't interrupt today.
She would not give me food for 2 days even if I go to
meet my friends in Kanpur.
But he is going to meet a girl in a hotel,
and he is still not at fault.
- Mr. Shastri, this is all VK's fault. - What?
Oh! Sameer booked a room
and Mr. Sarnaik was going to meet the girl!
You didn't tell me about that.
Sameer booked a room
- for himself and Naina. - Yes.
What does that mean?
Despite having your own house
why would someone go to that third class...
Mr. Shastri.
That round is already over.
From now you will watch Archana's show on mute.
Yes. And you won't spy on Sameer. You say sorry to him.
Say sorry.
It's okay, Sameer.
Mr. Sarnaik.
You have to apologize.
Right, Mrs. Sarnaik?
Yes.
Exactly.
My son Sameer,
whatever you did, I mean...
whatever happened with us,
I am...
I am extremely displeased with myself.
When does he say sorry?
It's okay, sir.
We should leave now. They are running late.
- Come on, let's go. - Yes.
Mr. Shastri.
Your booking at Hotel Kulu-Kul has been canceled.
Thank you!