Come on! Come on! Come on! Move! Move! Come on!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
***. It died. Man, this Charlie is too slow.
Aren't games supposed to be fast and furious?
Yes, but my game is slow and serious.
I have developed it for creative people.
Are you saying, I am not creative?
Will your game define who is creative in the world?
Don't take it personally. Genuinely rate the game.
I'll give it a 2.
- 2 out of 5! - Out of 10.
It wasn't fun and ate up all the battery power.
Put the phone on charging.
Charger... Charger...
Why did you order a new charger?
Where did you find that?
I looked everywhere.
Never mind, we have a back-up charger now.
Back up number one.
Back up number two.
And here's back-up number three.
You got an opportunity to shout at me because of the chargers.
It's not about chargers. Quit overspending.
We have to pay the EMIs of the house.
The EMI of this house comes from the earning
generated from the games rated 2 out of 10.
Otherwise, both of us would have to sleep in your badminton court.
And what about my earnings?
That is called a stipend.
I won't fight today, I have a match.
You're venting out your anger of losing to Charlie.
You are such a sore loser.
Get lost!
Was it too much?
I knew, you'd come back.
You left without giving me a kiss.
Senorita.
Morning, sir.
Who were you talking to?
No one. To myself.
This situation arises 10-12 years after marriage.
You're already doing that.
Is everything okay between you and Naina?
Yes. Yes, sir. Of course. Almost.
- What do you mean, almost? - It's nothing.
- No. Tell me. Maybe, I can offer a solution. - No.
- No, it's nothing. How can I... - Come on.
I understand.
You respect me so much so you are hesitating.
Look, consider me a friend for some time and tell me.
Come on, sit.
Come, come.
Sir, how can I consider you... No.
- You can. - No, I can't.
- Not sir, I'm your friend. Come on. - Sir, I won't be able to.
- Sameer, you can. - I can't, sir.
- Sameer, you can, tell me. - Okay, so listen, VK.
You mind your own business.
Whatever problems Naina and I have,
we will sort it out. We are mature people, we will figure it out.
You said, consider you a friend, so...
You did the right thing. Correct.
I just said that.
I am sure, you didn't mind.
Sameer Shastri.
Till now you have only seen me as your father-in-law.
You haven't seen me spying.
I will find out what happened between you and Naina.
Yes, Ankur.
No, I gave it to her in the morning to play with.
Naina even played it for a while.
I thought, she would be impressed with my Charlie.
But she was so disappointed, man.
She didn't enjoy it.
You know it, man. She is a national level badminton player.
She likes fast action.
And my Charlie is so slow.
She was completely turned off.
As a result we had a fight.
I need to do something about my Charlie.
Sameer's Charlie is slow!
What is this Charlie?
No.
Oh!
Sameer's
Charlie!
Oh no! Poor Naina.
- VK! - Yes.
- What are you doing there? - Nothing.
- What is in your hand? - It's nothing.
Weren't you going to the de-addiction center
to help the patients meditate?
Yes. I will leave soon.
- Manjari... - Yes?
I need to talk to you.
Yes, tell me.
Sit down.
Tell me.
We got Naina married to the wrong man.
No. She got married to Sameer.
Sameer is also in all the wedding photos.
Manjari.
What I am trying to say is
something is wrong with Sameer.
What?
His...
He is weak.
He is not weak, he is more than healthy.
Mr. Shastri.
Mr. Bakhtavar, don't get angry.
Today I have a plan with Mr. Sarnaik.
We will get together some other time.
Sorry.
Your tea is getting cold. Why aren't you drinking it?
I am on a tea fast today.
A tea fast?
What new fangled nonsense!
I am abstaining from tea, so it's a tea fast.
Drink your tea quietly. I made it.
Give it to Brahmanand. He likes it.
Since when did the plants start drinking tea?
He drinks it when you prepare the tea angrily.
I am very angry today.
I heard loud noises from Sameer and Naina's house in the morning.
It's been a month since their wedding.
This calls for one fight.
We had a fight on the first night
and the entire neighborhood watched the show for free.
I am going there to make them reconcile.
Hey, wait.
Getting people divorce suits you better.
I will coax them to reconcile.
I am going. Mr. Sarnaik called.
We will sit together and deliberate.
We will find some solution.
You look after Tulsidas.
It has been calling for its mom since morning.
Have you lost the match?
Rashmi Chatwal...
You and I have unfinished business.
Never mind. One can't win every time.
Don't rub it in.
Listen. You're a fighter, darling.
You've won bigger matches then this ridiculous match.
You are a fighter.
Come here. Give me a hug.
- Come here. - You said in the morning that I'm a loser.
You're not a loser. You've competed against thousands of girls
and won my heart.
You're a winner.
Come here, give me a hug.
Anyway, you had high chances of losing today.
You didn't kiss me before leaving.
You could've kissed me if I hadn't kissed you.
But no! You love your idleness the most.
You are sitting there and saying:
'Come, give me a hug. Come, give me a kiss.' Couldn't you...
Oh no! I...
It's fine. I'll fix it. It's not a...
Are you going to fix it? It's my life's first trophy.
- You broke it! - It happened by mistake.
It's not a mistake.
This is just you. You, Sameer!
All you do is sit idle all day.
Anyone who sees you would assume that you're an alcoholic.
See, you are still wavering.
Anybody who sees you
will think you're drunk.
Leave it.
- I will... I... I... - You broke it. - Listen...
What? He's a drunk?
He drinks all day!
He can't even stand straight!
Oh my dear Guruji,
please help me. Please help me.
I need to do something.
Wow, Mr. Sarnaik.
You kept the door open too.
- Don't be so hasty. - Come.
Hide it. Manjari is back. Hide it!
Ouch!
Mrs. Sarnaik, hello!
Where are you off to?
I am going to help an alcoholic with his addiction.
Wish me luck.
- Carry on. You are doing noble work. - Yes.
I wonder why people drink.
I know.
- I will tell you why. - Manjari...
You go and help the addict. I'll explain to him why.
Okay.
- Pray for me. - Yes, we will.
On the...
- You are insane. - I was just...
- Bring it out. - Sure.
That's it. Now add water.
In what should I add the water?
Leave it. I'll drink the water at home.
Cheers.
The alcohol of the army canteen hits differently.
Mr. Shastri.
I wanted to tell you something.
There's some problem with Sameer.
- I know. - You know?
His hair is falling out.
No. Not that.
You see, Sameer's...
What will you call it
if there is no bullet
in Sameer's gun?
I will call it a gun.
No. Mr. Shastri, you are not getting it. See...
Sameer's gun
doesn't fire properly.
How is that possible? Sameer doesn't have any guns.
Why don't you understand?
Your son is impotent.
Yes, Mr. Sarnaik.
He is my only son. He is very important.
I said, he is impotent!
What was the need to say it so loudly?
You could have told me through hints.
Naina.
I am very hungry, man.
Then order food and waste some more money.
Why should I order it?
I have prepared the food. Any guesses?
You don't know how to cook anything besides instant noodles.
Wrong! I have learned a new recipe just for you.
Instant tomato noodles.
- Yes, mom? - My son, Sameer, did both of you eat your food?
It's being cooked, mom.
At least, she is making food for my son.
What is being cooked?
Oh no!
It must be something bad. That's love marriage for you.
What can I smell that's burning?
Well, I...
- I burned the pan. - The pan.
Can you do anything properly?
Who is going to clean it now?
I will.
Not later. Do it now.
Oh God! She is making him cook
and do the dishes!
She has turned my prince into a slave.
You took very long, my son.
What were you doing?
Nothing.
I know, what you were doing.
How do you know? The door was closed.
My son, you know me.
I can sense everything.
My son, have a seat. Sit down.
My son, why do you do all this?
Mother, one must do all that after marriage.
Do you mean to say, you didn't do that before marriage?
I used to.
I mean...
Dad used to do it. So, I'd do it with him.
Oh, you have been doing this since childhood!
Kids start doing it early in Kanpur.
My son, raise your hand.
Keep this with you.
This is energized crystal. This will help you.
What do you mean by help?
My son, it will help you with your addiction.
What addiction?
The one because of which Naina is upset.
Did Naina tell you?
Mother, if you know about that
then please explain to Naina
that I'm like that.
It's not a big deal if I order something
3-4 times a week.
I mean, I am ordering it with my own money.
I am not mooching it from someone.
My son, please give up doing that
3-4 times a week.
Please stop doing that.
How will I charge my phone if I do that?
Probably she is drunk.
Mrs. Shastri hates the fact that you drink!
Come on, Mr. Sarnaik.
She dislikes everything that I like.
You see, she doesn't wear purple lipstick only because I like it.
Who likes purple lipstick?
I like it. I just told you.
It seems, you are intoxicated.
Alright, let's have a last peg before Manjari returns.
Mr. Sarnaik, why are you so afraid of your wife?
No, I am not afraid of her. Actually, a few years ago.
I had a liver problem. So, Manjari said:
'Please don't drink, VK.'
She loves me so much.
- Oh. - Yes.
How did she return so soon?
Come on, hide it. Quick!
- What? - Shyamsundar doesn't drink.
Give it to me. It is a sober plant. Give it.
Here.
- VK. - Yes?
I know everything.
The root cause of the problem is alcohol.
It's Mr. Shastri's fault.
I know that too.
Sameer has become an addict because of him.
Sameer drinks as well!
That too since childhood.
How do you know that Sameer...
I heard it myself.
I should leave.
VK, I cured you with my therapy.
I made you quit drinking.
I will make Sameer quit drinking in the same manner.
Bakhtavar, please help me today.
Hide this. I swear, I won't drink from tomorrow.
Stop whispering to the plants and listen to me.
Naina has turned my son into a servant.
She makes him do all the house chores and she mistreats him.
Tell me, who tolerates that?
I do.
You deserve it.
But my poor son...
She keeps him hungry.
I am also hungry. I'm smelling something nice.
Here my son is starving hungry
and this man can't control his gluttony.
I have prepared this food for Sameer.
Hold this. Come with me.
Hello!
Yes.
What? I didn't tell my mom anything.
Is it? Does she have superpowers then?
- Oh yes! She has. - Look...
Please don't make fun of my mom, okay?
Sorry.
Your game is different.
Actually, I am the one who lacks patience.
4 out of 5?
Mother, you! What's that?
This is called food.
- Keep it. - Mom, why did you bring it?
We were about to order it online.
People whose loved ones aren't close order online.
I am here to cook for you.
- Dad. - Yes.
- What are you doing there? - Nothing. My work is done.
- What work? - It's nothing, son.
It makes my day when I see
my talented son's face.
Listen. Don't you worry.
I have a solution to your problem.
What problem?
About Charlie.
Do you know about Charlie?
Listen.
Take a slice of watermelon, put some cinnamon on it...
Let him eat his food first.
Talk about fruits later.
Let's go.
Naina, have it while it's hot.
Wow!
Now you have started complaining about me
to your mom!
I didn't tell her anything.
Probably your mom said something to my mom.
I've told you so many times that I didn't tell mom...
Actually, don't come to the bedroom tonight.
Fine! I won't come!
I will sit here with my Charlie and enjoy.
Sameer's problem keeps increasing.
Therefore, we thought, we will tell you everything.
Mr. Sarnaik, the problem is with Naina, not with Sameer.
The problem is not with Naina, the problem is with Sameer.
Sameer is an alcoholic.
What are you saying, Mrs. Sarnaik?
Didn't you know that Sameer is an alcoholic?
First of all, Sameer is not an alcoholic.
Secondly,
if he got drunk then it must be because of Naina.
She tortures my poor son so much
that he would've had to resort to alcohol.
- No. It's not because of Naina... - Look, whatever the reason,
Sameer's Charlie is getting weak because of his addiction.
- Charlie? - Charlie? - Yes.
- Sameer... - That's his
- childhood friend's name. - Yes.
Is it? Why don't I know about him?
Well...
Instead of arguing with each other,
we should go and talk to them.
- Right. - You are talking very sensibly today.
Are you drunk?
How do you
always think negatively about him, Mrs. Shastri?
- I don't want to drink tea. - It's coffee.
Where are the tomato noodles? Good.
I'll prepare some right away.
Who is it now?
- Hello. - This is an extra energized crystal.
Place it in the east corner. Sameer, you will get better.
What happened to me?
We know, son.
There is domestic tension in your house.
Mrs. Shastri, look at this. Look.
A bottle of booze.
It could contain water.
It looks like alcohol.
Let me check.
It's good quality alcohol.
Somebody please tell me, what's going on here?
Naina, why didn't you tell us that Sameer is an addict?
- What? - What?
My son, I can understand.
When a wife makes the husband do all the house chores,
she makes him cook and do the dishes
then it happens sometimes.
Mother, please! You are mistaken about this.
Mrs. Shastri, it's not Naina's fault.
I didn't expect that.
Be quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Sameer, come here.
Ignoring the biggest problem,
you're arguing over the minor problems.
Look, Sameer. You can quit your drinking problem.
It's not difficult.
But your second problem
is bigger.
What is my second problem?
About Charlie. Look.
Take this every night
with a glass of milk.
How will having coffee affect Charlie?
It's not coffee.
It is that! That.
It will fix the firing issue of your gun..
I don't have a gun.
Why are your father and you alike?
Look, this...
This will help you get the job done.
Help? What help?
Mr. Shastri, explain it to him.
Keep it. It's Shilajit (aphrodisiac).
- Why are you giving it to me? - Because your Charlie is slow.
How do you know that Charlie is slow?
You were telling your friend that your Charlie is slow.
- Yes, I was talking to him here in the house. - Yes.
How did you hear that?
Oh! That thing you were doing on the wall...
- Hush! - with the machine, it was about this!
It's a very good instrument.
Dad, stop spying on Sameer.
Charlie is a hero in Sameer's video game.
- He will get better with coding, not with Shilajit. - Huh?
Oh!
All this confusion has occurred because of you.
The problem is not with Charlie,
the problem is with Sameer.
Sameer is an alcoholic.
How do you know that?
Dear, I overheard at the door
when you were shouting at him.
- You were yelling at him that he is drunk. - Oh!
Mom, Sameer is not an alcoholic.
We had a small fight.
The confusion occurs when you overhear
half of the story.
Is it? Where did the bottle come from then?
Well...
A bottle from the army canteen.
Mr. Shastri brought it.
- Come on, let's go home. - One moment.
Hold on.
Naina, this is the card
which Mr. Sarnaik gave me
to get alcohol
from the army canteen.
Give it to your dad.
- Shall we go home? - Let's go.
My friend.
I can't believe it.
Your dad framed you to save his own neck.
What about your parents spying?
Do you want to fight more?
When did I say that?
- Did you order another charger? - No, it's a pen drive.
- I couldn't find it. - Oh.
Darling, you don't understand.