Curse her!
Naina, relax. Calm down.
Losing one or two matches is not a big deal.
I've lost a match, not weight, that I'd be happy.
That too, in front of your mother.
Now she'll always taunt me.
That's not true, Naina.
She will taunt you even if you win at the Olympics.
As if she has the God given right to taunt me.
Don't you think, you are venting out your anger
on mom for losing the match?
I'm sorry.
It's just that I lost against Rashmi Chatwal.
Well, losing a couple of times
to an amazing player such as Rashmi Chatwal
is also an achievement.
Thanks for telling that you think Rashmi Chatwal
is a better player than me.
She has defeated an awesome player like you.
She must be amazing.
Naina, you left the venue without seeing us.
We were looking for you.
I am sorry, mother.
I was a bit disappointed.
You must have had such high expectations from me.
No, I didn't have any expectations from you.
Naina, you shouldn't play against the players
who are better than you.
Naina, you should try
removing the negativity around you.
You are absolutely right, Mr. Sarnaik.
You see, it's been so many days since
the kids shifted in their new house.
The temple hasn't been installed
and the 'Shanti Paath' hasn't been done yet.
Nothing has happened.
Sameer is still immature and Naina doesn't have that upbringing.
All of us should've advised them, right?
- Right, Mrs. Sarnaik? - Yes.
- Having a veneration brings positivity in the house. - Yes.
Perfect. Tomorrow at 700 hrs, veneration fixed.
Sir, we're having a veneration, not a parade.
So, a priest
will tell us the time for it.
Why will a priest tell us? We have Guruji.
No Guruji.
Sunday, veneration, fixed.
- Okay. - Very good.
- Done! - Very good.
- What?
- We'll go and make preparations for the veneration. - Yes.
- Right, son? - Definitely.
We are always ready.
- Let's go. - We have to do a lot of planning.
We will decorate the door with marigold flowers.
The problem is with my backhand.
It will be fixed by practice, not a veneration.
Why were you agreeing with them?
My mom would've been Virat Kohli
if players could win by offering prayers.
How? She doesn't even have a beard.
Don't avoid the topic.
- Naina. - Why did you agree to them
for the veneration without discussing it with me?
- Didn't you notice? - What?
Your dad and my mom were about to turn into Tom and Jerry.
But as soon as the topic of the veneration came up
they became Laurel and Hardy.
Oh!
- You are right. - I thought,
they will do the veneration,
spend the entire day together.
They will get along with each other.
Once they are friends,
we will send all four of them on a pilgrimage tour.
And there will be peace in our house.
That's a great idea but do you think it will work?
Just trust me.
Tulsidas.
You give us fresh air.
Your leaves cure throat problems.
What's more your aroma fills the house.
I swear,
I will do my best in raising you.
You are talking to plants again.
You never let me talk.
So I have to talk to someone.
Now close your mouth and open your wallet.
It's the first veneration at Sameer and Naina's house.
We will buy a nice gift for Sameer.
It's Naina's house as well. Won't you give her anything?
I have already given her my prince charming son.
Besides, Naina is going to get all my ornaments
after my death.
Can I get some idea, how long must Naina wait
to receive your ornaments?
I mean to say, all my property
will go to Sameer after my death.
So why should we give something to him?
What property?
That ruin of a mansion in Kanpur?
Not just its doors are mite infested, but the walls too.
It's not infested with mites, I have kept them as pets.
For your information,
mites make the soil more fertile.
- I see. - When
Why don't you put some mites in your brain?
It may become more fertile.
- 30 years... - Answer the door.
Who is... Oh!
- Mom, did you call for me? - Yes, my son.
I have prepared a list of the materials.
- Okay. - Bring everything. - Okay.
- So many things! - Yes, son.
The veneration must be done as per the customs.
The temple will be installed first.
Then Lord Ganesha will be venerated.
Then the blessings of the ancestors will be sought.
The God of the clan will be venerated.
Then Shanti Paath, an oblation
and then the offering.
My son.
Get it done. May be you will get peace in your house.
I have had bigger venerations than that,
but never got the peace.
How could peace be present in a house
where a monster like you resides?
Did you see?
No peace.
No, Ganguly. I don't like sugar.
Look, Diwakar likes Chinese food.
So he got married to a Chinese girl.
But after marriage it was found
that the girl can't cook.
It was cheating.
That is why I don't like sugar.
- Over and out. - Even Guruji doesn't like sugar.
He says, eating too much sugar
increases lustful desires in the body.
Why do you always bring Guruji into everything?
He comes on his own.
He'll attend the veneration too.
But you said, he is in America.
His body is in America.
He will be with us in spirit at the veneration.
Dad.
Thank God, you are here.
You called for me.
Yes. This...
I have prepared the entire schedule for Sunday.
Look, 10:00 hrs,
the veneration will start.
12:00 hrs, the veneration will finish. Exactly.
12:15 hrs, we will have a family photograph.
13:00 hrs, lunch at Officer's mess.
The booking is done.
14:00 hrs, I'll start playing golf.
- Obviously, we will watch the match. - Correct.
Look, everything should be done on time.
Yes, I know.
You know that,
but the civilians don't know that.
The Shastris.
Whether is a veneration or a war, everything should be done on time.
This one time,
I had a meeting with the RAW Chief.
I reached only 17 seconds late.
What happened then?
What happened after that
is very confidential.
There's nothing confidential about it.
He was scolded terribly.
How do you know that?
The voice reached our home.
What happened after that is confidential.
Naina.
Game.
We wanted a veneration for peace
but the house has become a war camp.
I thought, it's going to be a small veneration,
but mom handed me a list for 11 venerations.
It seems like a week long plan.
If the venerations don't fit in with dad's schedule
and his schedule deviates even a little
then you're definitely getting court martialled.
- Why only me? - Because he loves me.
- Naina. - Hmm.
What if I fit my mom's
11 course veneration
in your dad's two hours long schedule?
Killing two birds
with one stone.
- Then both mother and dad will be happy. - Yes.
- Look. Look at this. - Okay.
Come on, look.
The installation of the temple from 10 am to 10.20 am.
From 10.21 am to 10.42 am,
Lord Ganesha's veneration.
From 10.43 am to 11.18 am,
Pitra Puja (veneration for the ancestors) and so on.
That's not bad.
The plan seems perfect.
It will be perfect only when I will tell my mom
and you will tell your dad
that everything is happening as per their plan.
You meanie. Not bad!
- That's great. - Now only one thing is to be done.
Hello?
Priest?
Yes, it's Sameer Shastri.
Yes.
Hello, priest!
Did you bring all the materials?
I hope, you didn't forget anything.
You are such a lazy client.
You made me bring the materials for the veneration.
I was busy making preparations for the veneration.
What about these vegetables?
I thought, you're coming from Bhandup,
so you can bring fresh vegetables as well.
Do you remember the schedule, 10 am to 12 pm?
I remember everything.
Priest, if it's a laundryman, tell him to collect laundry tomorrow.
Hello, priest!
You opened the door.
That's very bad.
What's wrong if I opened the door?
Guruji says, it's a bad omen
if a priest for the veneration does the household chores.
Wait. Who is Guruji?
Have you hired two priests?
Guruji's spirit comes,
not his body.
His spirit will arrive and sit on it.
- Who are you? - I'm Guruji's disciple
and Sameer's mother-in-law.
Where is Sameer?
He is brushing his teeth.
He made me bring all the materials and didn't even pay.
I will pay. How much...
Please hold this.
- Careful! - How much is the amount?
Ninety-eight million, two hundred fourteen thousand...
That's the shopkeeper's phone number.
The amount is above it. Its Rs. 3,429.
I will pay it later, priest.
- Let me go and check on Naina. - Yes.
- Naina, my daughter? Naina! - Okay.
Naina.
Hello, priest!
Why are you answering the door?
I like answering other people's doors.
Mom, you have arrived.
My son, didn't you offer refreshments to the priest?
You made him answer the door as well.
What kind of behavior is this?
Priest, please shut the door.
I'll go and wash the holy basil leaves.
Mom said,
once you sit for the veneration
then don't get up until it's over.
It took 60 counts to open the door.
It should be opened on the count of 3. Shut it.
Let's practice. Shut the door.
Three, two, one.
Perfect.
Now always do the same, okay? Good.
Oh! The preparations for the veneration are not over yet!
We have to start the veneration exactly at 10:00 hrs. Come on.
- Hello, Mr. Sarnaik. - Hello. Where is Mr. Shastri?
He will be here soon.
Let's begin with the installation of the temple.
- Okay. - Sameer, the carpenter?
Priest, the carpenter?
The carpenter wasn't included in your list of materials.
Sameer.
Nobody puts the carpenter in a list.
It's common sense.
Never mind, Mr. Shastri. Mistakes happens sometimes.
Sameer, call the society office
and ask for a carpenter.
Hello!
Yes. It's Shastri.
No, I'm not the one who talks to the plants.
I am the one who lives next to him.
Please send a carpenter here.
Okay. Great!
Very nice. Superb. Thank you!
- What did he say, son? - He'll be here in an hour and a half.
An hour and a half!
The temple should be installed by 10:35 hrs.
Mr. Sarnaik, it's a veneration.
It's not a call to war.
- Mrs. Shastri... - Sanyukta!
Sanyukta.
It was very wrong of you that you tormented Tulsidas.
I told you that we need holy basil leaves for the veneration.
You could've taken one or two leaves.
What was the need to strip it naked?
Imagine, how embarrassed it must be now!
Put your clothes on it, they may look good on it.
Mr. Shastri.
Please don't worry.
They are just leaves, they will grow back again.
What are you saying?
Tell me, you chop your hair only a little
when you visit a parlor for a haircut, right?
Will you still say that it's just hair, it will grow again
if someone shaves your head off?
- But I don't go to a parlor. - Why?
Manjari, we are
11 minutes behind schedule. Start quickly.
But as per our plan,
the temple will be installed first.
Small correction, Mrs. Shastri.
This veneration is not happening
as per your plan,
it is happening as per my schedule.
Naina, didn't you tell Mrs. Shastri?
Sameer, didn't you tell Naina?
What happened, mother?
Nothing. Mom...
It doesn't matter who is the director of the veneration.
What is important is
- we are doing this veneration together. - Correct.
It is decided. Priest, the temple will be installed later.
You begin the next veneration as per the schedule.
- Come on. Fast. - You, please sit there.
- And mother and father also sit down. - Naina.
No!
- What? - You are sitting on Guruji's lap.
Sorry, Guruji.
Mr. Shastri didn't know. Sorry, Guruji.
Mrs. Sarnaik, I can't see your Guruji.
He is invisible.
Guruji is not physically here.
But he is with us in spirit.
- Right. - Isn't that right, Guruji?
Mother, matching clothes.
It would be matching if you had applied vermilion.
We 24 minutes behind the schedule.
Priest, charge!
(Sanskrit)
Now all the family members will offer a sacrifice to the oblation.
(Sanskrit)
- Where is this water coming from? - Oh no!
Sambo, what is going on?
Sameer, didn't you call the society office
to turn off the smoke detector?
Priest.
It wasn't in the list.
- It wasn't in the list. - You...
The fire of the fire-pit is doused.
It's a very bad omen.
No!
Guruji is drenched.
Guruji is not there, Mrs. Sarnaik.
He would've stopped the water
if he was there.
Thank you, Guruji.
It's all Mr. Sarnaik's fault.
He started the veneration
without installing the temple.
It's your fault.
Tulsidas has cursed you.
The veneration is ruined now.
Even Guruji is drenched.
No, water just passed through him.
This is your fault.
You sat on his lap.
Hold on. Hold on.
Nobody is at fault here.
Actually, it's Sameer and my fault.
If we hadn't arranged a veneration, all this wouldn't have happened.
- Can I leave? - You stay!
Leave after installing the temple.
But mom, the carpenter hasn't arrived yet.
I don't care.
The temple will be installed here on this wall. Sameer!
Priest.
Install the temple on this wall.
No. No, son.
This is the wrong wall.
Install the temple on that wall.
Install it on this wall.
No way!
As per our holy scriptures,
the temple should be installed on this wall.
- This... - To attract the good energy,
the temple should be on that wall.
Look, energy and all that are concepts of foreigners.
I only follow our Vedic customs.
As per the Vedic customs
actions done with good intentions are preferable.
With good intentions
- we can install the temple anywhere. - You're right.
Then do one thing, install the temple
on the bathroom wall with good intentions.
Mom.
Please let her install the temple over there.
- Please. - Dear, are you telling this to me?
- She is arguing with me and you... - I'm arguing with you!
I'm arguing with you!
Sameer, I didn't know
that explaining something
is considered arguing in this house.
Who is that man? Why is he making noise?
Hey, mister. We are talking here peacefully.
Why are you making noise? Stop making noise.
You are installing the temple on the wrong wall.
The temple will be installed on that wall.
No! The temple will be installed on this wall.
Look, lady. The temple
will be installed on this wall.
My wife says,
the temple will be installed on that wall.
The temple will be installed where my wife wants.
Look,
the sewer line goes in that wall.
It could burst if I drill there.
This wall has the gas pipeline.
It will explode if I drill in it.
I have installed temples in all the houses in this building.
The temple will be installed here.