Naina,
you're looking so good!
Are we going out somewhere for dinner?
No.
Oh!
You have even applied my favorite perfume.
Yes.
Are you trying to seduce me?
Yes.
But what is the hurry, husband?
First, you must make some efforts to
impress me too.
Yes, tell me. Say it.
Order some good food.
Then we will have a candle light dinner.
Then we will watch a nice, romantic film
while eating popcorn.
And then?
Depends.
First, I want to see how much of an effort you will make
to impress your wife.
Butter chicken.
'Roomali' flat breads.
- Your favorite. - Done.
Ordered.
Shall I put a wine bottle into the fridge?
We can have a drink or two
while watching the movie.
Great idea!
Bravo!
All set!
Not yet.
Set the table at least before the food comes.
- Right. - Right?
Candles.
Great idea!
Where are the candles?
- The food is here. - Yeah!
You?
Your father.
Do you need anything?
I want you to fulfill your duty as a son today.
Which duty?
Listen, my son.
Your mother has thrown me out of the house.
Now, where will I go so late in the night?
Give me shelter in your house for a night, my son.
- Dad! - What, dad?
You have changed.
You have become useless.
You are no longer the son you used to be.
Naina is not like this.
She is not like you nor your mother.
She will not refuse to let me stay for one night.
Right, Naina?
- No, dad. - Did you see?
Did you see? She is saying, yes.
My dear, it's just for one night.
I will leave tomorrow morning.
I did not see you. Are you both going out somewhere?
Yes, please go. I can stay alone.
Just order some food for before you leave.
Dad, actually we...
We will order
butter chicken and 'roomali' flat breads while leaving.
You like that, right?
Now what can we say about my likes and dislikes?
I will eat whatever you give me.
Add some 'gulab jamuns' to it too.
We will leave.
Close the door while leaving.
Darling.
Our romantic dinner.
Now it will be a romantic breakfast.
Come on.
- Dad. - Yes.
Hey! You woke up?
Come, freshen up quickly.
I've made hot 'aloo parathas'.
What is this?
What is what?
This.
This is Jignesh.
This is Dilawar.
And this is Sophia. How are you?
I am not asking for the names.
What are they doing here?
They are living, dear boy.
They would have died with your mother.
Good mor...
Ning, dad.
Ning, dear.
Come on and have some hot breakfast.
Dad, you were going to go back this morning, right?
- Yes, I did. - Yes?
At that time your mother said
take them with you as well.
Who will fight with her in the morning? So, I brought them too.
Now, forget about all of that.
Have some hot breakfast.
In the meanwhile I will have a bath and come.
After that we will chat, right?
What is that?
Is the geyser on?
Yes.
Don't get tense.
I will go and tell mom right now
to call him back.
If you will go alone
then you won't be able to talk in front of your mother.
Correct, come.
Mr. Tripathi
my job was to get you a divorce
so I did it, right?
Now, if the girl's brothers
are beating you up then what can I do about it?
I am a civil lawyer.
Now you can hire a criminal lawyer.
Also, post a few bodyguards outside the house, okay?
Yes! I will hang up.
Are you back?
Good morning, mother!
Both of you are here so early!
Why, were you expecting someone else?
I thought that the man is back.
The one who used to live in this house.
Dad was here in the morning.
You threw him out again?
I threw him out?
Who told you that?
That man told us.
Sorry.
Father told us.
He is staying in our house since yesterday, mother.
I did not throw anyone out of the house.
He has gone as per his own wish.
But why?
Yesterday, we had pest control medication applied in our house.
A few cockroaches died.
He started crying.
You have killed innocent creatures.
Cremate them.
Or I will leave the house.
He must have thought about it beforehand...
...that he will seek refuge in your house.
He did not seek refuge, he has in fact taken over our house.
You please apologize to him
and call him back.
I am sorry.
Yes, exactly like this. Say it like that.
I mean, I am sorry
but I will not apologize to that man.
He has gone of his own will.
So, if he comes back on his own then it's good.
And if not then it is even better.
There is too much salt in this.
Well, then don't eat it.
Your father is so cunning.
A man becomes like that in his old age.
Even your dad can do the same.
Listen.
My mom will never thrown him out of the house.
And my dad will never behave like that.
But you have a dad, right?
I have a gardener.
Come, let's go and stroll in the garden.
Come.
"The bumblebee wanders in the forest today."
"The bumblebee wanders in the forest."
"The free bird opens the door."
"Oh ho ho! The bumblebee in the forest..."
Mr. Shastri!
Yes, I am Mr. Shastri.
I know that but
why did you open the door?
Because you rang the bell.
When someone rings the bell, we open the door.
What do you do?
I am not saying that.
This is Sameer and Naina's house, so
one of them should open the door, right?
Yes.
They would have opened the door, if they were here.
None of them is here now.
But then what are you doing here?
Naina and Sameer have
invited me to live with them.
I am living here nowadays.
Look at this.
Sameer's t-shirt.
Oh!
A...
Okay.
I don't understand.
Even I don't understand.
Sameer and Naina called
Mr. Shastri home to stay with them
and they haven't even invited me for tea till today?
You don't drink tea, that's why.
Manjari.
Okay, I will ask the Alpha Chakra and tell you.
Alpha Chakra.
Is there an influence of any negative energy...
...in Sameer and Naina's life?
Is there anyone in our family whose name begins with the word 'F'?
Frivolous!
This is that frivolous man's issue.
F...
Female.
Sameer and Naina have the
influence of a female's negative energy in their house.
That energy
is disturbing the peace of their house.
That's why Mr. Giriraj has gone to live in their house.
Oh! Thank you!
- Manjari. - Yes.
Your Alpha Charlie cannot tell us why Mr. Shastri has
gone to live there.
There is only one thing
that can reveal that.
What can?
That is confidential.
Run. Come on, run.
Run! Run!
Hey! Lost!
Come in.
Now, I know why you keep
lying in the house the whole day.
This chair is very relaxing.
Dad, why did you lie to us?
Which one?
That
mom threw you out of the house.
In fact, you left the house yourself.
Yes, so
she could have stopped me when I was coming.
She didn't stop me which makes it clear that
she doesn't want me to stay there.
I am a man with self-respect too.
I am staying here just because
both of you respect me.
And you want to keep me here.
Do you want to keep me here?
- Naina. - Yes?
- Yes.
You will have to go some day, right?
Everyone has to go some day or the other, dear boy.
But for now I am enjoying myself.
But we are not enjoying.
What?
Is this the place to dry your shorts?
You come home with me right now.
Are you sending me back home?
No, I am dropping you back home.
- Dad. - Yes.
Sameer is right.
Your anger is justified but you shouldn't have
left home and come like this.
Are both of you also throwing me out of the house?
Okay, I will go, dear.
Dad, you?
Your mother has thrown me out of the house, dear.
Can I stay here for some time?
Why are you looking at Sameer?
He will not refuse. Right, Sameer?
Yes.
No. I mean, not no.
I mean, please come in.
Oh, wow!
So you got kicked out, too?
What happened?
The same thing which happens in your house every day.
This is very good then.
The days will pass easily when
two in-laws will sit together.
Two friends.
Take the chair back.
You were going home, right?
He is so shameless.
He has been treated so unjustly!
How can I leave him alone and go
in this time of sorrow? Back up.
- You please come in. - Yes. - I
will introduce you to my plants.
- This is Baldev. - Yes.
This is Sophia.
- Oh! - You were saying that
your mother will never kick your father out of the house?
You have been sanctioned a gardener
in the place of a dad.
And I have been sanctioned a drama king.
Please sit, Mrs. Shastri.
I was just thinking about you and see
the universe has sent you here.
In astro science this is called
as a providential encounter.
Meet my Alpha 'Chakra'.
For the time being I am more interested in meeting Mr. VK.
He is not at home right now.
Is it anything important?
I want Mr. VK to talk to Mr. Shastri.
He was talking to him till yesterday.
Did they have a fight today, or what?
I want Mr. VK to talk some sense into Mr. Shastri
that there is a life beyond his world of plants
on which he should focus.
His son is married,
and he must not create problems in his married life.
But Giriraj is not the reason for Sameer and Naina's family problems.
It's actually a female negative energy.
You don't believe me, right?
See for yourself. See the magic of the Alpha Chakra.
O Alpha Chakra.
Tell us, who has caused problems in Sameer and Naina's house?
Oh, letter 'S'.
Her name starts with the letter S
who is wrecking Sameer and Naina's home.
S. It's S, Mrs. S...
You could have told me clearly if you want to blame me.
There was no need to use that Afla Chakar.
Alpha Chakra.
That's great.
You actually found it.
Mr. Shastri.
Did they really invite you here?
You forget about that and tell me,
why did your wife throw you out?
I hurled a little insult at her Guruji.
What did you say?
Come closer.
To him.
- Is that a little abuse? - Yes.
It's a very bad one.
- Is it? - Yes.
My dad used to call me that every day.
But, well..
Mr. Shastri,
exactly who invited you,
Naina or Sameer?
Let's forget about that.
Look, it's 6 o'clock.
So?
So aren't you in any mood for tea?
I don't drink tea.
- If you want... - Sameer!
Sameer!
This boy is so...
What kind of a son-in-law are you?
Don't you even know,
he takes his tea sharp at 6:01:30 pm?
- Me? - Yes, you do.
Come on! Quickly bring two cups of tea.
I'll prepare it.
Since morning Mr. Shastri is telling me
that he wants to eat cheese fritters.
Prepare those as well.
Sure.
What is going on there?
My dad doesn't drink tea.
My dad doesn't like cheese.
That's enough now.
I will ask mom to take dad home.
Will she take him home?
My mom is not as stubborn as your mom.
Add cloves in the fritters.
Sure.
Mom! Mom!
Oh! Naina.
I know everything.
Why don't you tell him something if you know everything?
I didn't need to say anything.
The Alpha Chakra told Mrs. Shastri
that she is responsible for the problems in your house.
- What? - Yes.
Don't you believe me?
Watch it in action. Watch this!
Letter 'M'.
Naina, whose name begins with the letter M in our family?
With M...
Oh!
Manjari!
But how is that possible?
Giriraj is in your house.
So how am I responsible for that?
What about dad who is in my house?
VK is in your house?
Who is responsible for that?
This Alpha Chakra?
Oh!
So that's the case.
VK was so disturbed
that both of you invited Giriraj to stay with both of you
and you didn't invite him.
So he lied to me and went to stay at your place.
Okay.
No! It's not okay.
I need to do something.
But it's not okay.
Darling, we need to do something about those old men.
Yes, but what?
Venom is it's own antidote.
Meaning?
I mean, they are pretending
that our moms threw them out of the house.
I don't know about their houses,
but now our moms will throw them out of our house.
How?
You bring both the moms together.
I will get the dads into character.
Yes, but...
I didn't know
that staying away from a wife for a day
can be so joyful.
I know, right?
I don't get it, Mr. Sarnaik.
The one who never feared the terrorists,
how is he afraid of his wife?
Mr. Shastri, when we encounter the terrorists
then we know that it will end in a few hours.
Either one of the sides will survive at the end of it all.
But these encounters with wives
continue for our whole life.
And the funny thing is,
both of us remain alive.
That means, you have also given up.
Hey!
If the tiger takes two steps back
it doesn't mean it is afraid.
It means,
the tiger getting ready for a big leap.
Well said!
Well said. On that note, bottoms up!
Yes.
Naina.
Yes, the plan has been activated.
Both the old men executed my plan on their own.
Now you can make your entrance.
Listen, Sameer.
Sameer.
Where have you been?
Bring a glass, I'll make one for you as well.
Sameer, I am sorry.
We opened your wine bottle without asking you.
No, father.
I had kept it for you.
- There's more. - There's more? - Yes.
Then take the empty one and bring a filled one.
I am impressed.
My friend Giriraj.
Your son might be a dunce
but he is very good at heart.
Mr. Sarnaik,
his heart has taken after me,
but I'm not sure about the rest. - Oh.
Alright.
That's it. Hold this.
Give me the bottle.
I am very happy to see that both of you are happy.
Are you saying, we should stay here permanently?
I joked!
No.
Don't joke. Don't joke.
The idea is great.
Let's stay here.
We will be spared the every day fights.
Mom isn't as bad as you are saying.
Is it?
Try living with her for a couple of days.
I can guarantee you that she'll argue you to an early death.
You deliberately do things that make her upset.
Yes. Why not?
Why shouldn't I?
She dislikes everything that I like.
Such as?
For example,
she doesn't wear purple lipstick
just because I like it.
Who likes purple lipstick?
I just told you, I like it. Are you already drunk?
You are sharing mom's personal details in front of Mr. Sarnaik.
What will he think?
Well, my wife is not perfect either that I'll mind it.
There you go.
I've never told anyone,
but I have a doubt that
Manjari is slightly insane.
She plays with colorful stones.
She can't be more dangerous than mine.
She breathes so much fire all day
that you can roast corncobs on it.
My wife is just as dangerous.
If you ever stay at my home,
you will live
in constant fear that spirits will come out of nowhere and get you.
She never listens to me.
But she always listens to that
nincompoop Guruji.
If I ever see that rascal,
I will give him a flying kick.
- What? - I will give him a flying kick.
- What did you say? - I will give him a flying...
Oh no!
Kiss.
I'll give him a flying kiss.
He meant kick.
Manjari, forgive me.
I got drunk after so many days, therefore...
I said a bit much.
A bit?
Didn't you just say that I am insane?
No, Mrs. Sarnaik. He didn't say that.
He said,
'she is slightly insane.'
Otherwise, you are fine.
You keep quiet!
You told Mr. Sarnaik that I breathe fire
to the extent that you can roast potatoes on it.
Corncobs.
He said, corncobs.
A flying kick to Guruji, right?
Please forgive me, Manjari!
I apologize.
What are you looking at with this binoculars?
Earlier, there was a tiger
who was about to take a long leap.
I'm looking for him.
What are you doing?
You should also apologize. Go on.
Please forgive me.
Is that it?
No, I...
Uh, well...
That...
Please forgive me.
Father, dad.
It was too much.
You have hurt their feelings.
Alright, off you go.
All of you go to your respective homes. Hmm?
Hmm.
And behave yourself. Hmm?
Sameer,
you are God.
You have saved our marriages.
Sameer,
I may start loving you.
Same here.
No, it's fine.
Now all of you go home
and live happily
- with the mothers. - Yes.
Yes.
No!
The person who insulted my Guruji
can't stay in my house.
You will stay here.
But mother,
he has apologized to you.
So...
They apologized for their past mistakes.
After whatever they said about us,
do you think, we will forgive them?
Tell this man,
don't even think about coming back home.
Stay here and
roast corncobs.
- Let's go, Mrs. Shastri. - Let's go, Mrs. Sarnaik.
- Let's go. - Let's go from here.
But... Please listen.
Sameer,
put some bottles of booze in the fridge. We're going to need a lot.