Sameer.
This gown doesn't fit me.
- Do you think, I've put weight? - Never.
I have gained 600 grams.
Come on, Sameer. You don't notice any changes in me.
What is 600 grams?
My weight increases more than that after having a meal.
Isn't that why you unbutton your pants after having a meal?
Oi! Haven't you tried your pants on?
Sameer, I'm running late for the parlor. Please try your pants.
You will look way better
than the bride even if you don't go to the parlor.
Really? Your were gawking at the same girl at our wedding.
Nandini was wearing a top with a plunging neckline.
You scoundrel!
- Try on your pants. - Man...
- Is it necessary to wear a suit? - No, you come in pajamas.
Sameer, my relatives will meet you for the first time after marriage.
They will look at you and judge me.
Hello!
It's not a saree that you're trying it on over a petticoat.
Remove your pajama and wear the pants properly.
Hey! Somebody screamed in mom's voice.
Sameer, it was mother's scream.
Hello, remove your pants first.
The entire family is crazy.
Why did you bring it in the house?
Mom!
What's the matter?
Are you wearing the pants or removing them?
Why did mom scream?
Well, she... Oh!
It's nothing.
I've brought earthworms for the plant soil.
Some of them were left, so I put them in her closet.
She got scared on seeing them.
Keep your pets in your closet.
Why did you put them in my closet?
I don't have space in my closet.
What does your closet contain anyway?
You have only 6 pairs of pants and shirts,
6 pairs of Kurtas and pajamas and 4 pairs of underwear.
Sameer, talk some sense into him.
This is very wrong, dad.
- What? - Did you hear that?
You should have 6 pairs of underwear too
if you have 6 pairs of everything else.
Now you are behaving like your dad.
- What dad... - Go, get rid of it.
- Go on. - Okay, I'm going.
These innocent earthworms will curse you.
I can live with the curse, but not with earthworms.
Sameer.
Wait. I want to show you something. Come.
Okay.
Phew. Look at this.
A sherwani for my sher (tiger).
This sherwani is nice.
But what's nicer is that you called dad a tiger.
Again, you're talking like your dad!
This is for you. I've called you a tiger.
This... This is for me!
Listen, this is the first wedding
in Naina's family since your wedding.
People will see you for the first time
and they will judge me.
Come on, try it on and check the fitting.
But mom...
Is it necessary to wear a sherwani?
My son, I am a letdown in our side
of the family because of your father.
If you want
Naina's relatives to question my methods of raising you
then don't wear it.
Well...
It's such a beautiful color.
Hello, Alpha One!
Do you have any information about the groom's family?
Find out soon. The wedding is tonight.
Come on, do it fast.
Okay. Over and out.
- VK. - Yes.
Today I am learning to invoke the spirit guides.
They can come in any form.
So if a creature like a monkey, crow, or pigeon...
...enters the house, then don't drive them away.
Do the spirit guides ring the bell when they come?
Mr. Sarnaik.
Manjari, it's Mr. Shastri, not a monkey, crow or a pigeon.
Didn't you like that I came here?
No, Mr. Shastri. He speaks nonsense.
I like it very much when you come to ask for something.
What do you want today?
I want shelter for some homeless people.
People!
Do you have their papers?
Passport, Pan Card, Aadhar card?
No, I don't have the papers.
Then they are intruders.
Yes, they intrude into the soil.
I'm so sorry. I have to take this.
- Please come inside. - Hello, Alpha Two.
Mrs. Sarnaik, this...
Probably, the spirit guides have arrived.
Please wait, I'll be right back.
Listen...
They both left, what do I do with...
What do I do...
Oh, the spirit guides!
I know, you are here.
I can feel you.
They weren't the spirit guides, Mr. Shastri.
It was a crow, it flew away.
Mr. Shastri has also left.
Has he returned home?
Are you a spirit guide?
God
if You care about humanity then this won't fit me.
Hey, look what I've got.
Where did that sherwani come from?
I bought it for our wedding.
I didn't wear it. I was thinking, I
should wear it today for the wedding.
No way!
You look like the Magician Goga in this.
So you bought this sherwani for our wedding!
- Hmm. - How much did it cost?
You know, some 40,000 or something.
The bill says, 8,000.
- What bill? - It's yesterday's date.
Your mother's name is written on it.
Your mom wants
you to wear this sherwani for the wedding.
- So are you going to refuse her or should I go? - No.
I will go.
Goga.
Can you do it?
Our son looks like a prince, right?
Yes, he looks like Magician Goga.
- Dad! - What, dad?
It looks like you're wearing a tent.
Don't pay attention to him.
He has no sense of fashion.
I see! So you made him wear the tent.
No. Wear it. Never mind, son.
Their family has an old tradition of wearing tents.
They also made me wear a sherwani at my wedding.
It is because you came wearing an old set of
Kurta-pajama at your own wedding.
When you sat on the dais, all the guests could see that it was torn.
Then my dad given you his sherwani to wear.
- Call the dry cleaner and get my saree delivered. - Okay.
Phone? Where is my phone?
Oh God! He has lost another phone!
I haven't lost it. I must have left it somewhere.
That is called losing it.
Let me go.
I think, you sherwani is amazing.
I am very happy.
- Did you show it to Naina? - Yes.
- What did she say? - She got upset, mom.
Naina didn't like the sherwani.
She liked it very much.
That's why she got upset.
Because Naina is wearing a western gown.
And I'm wearing this, a sherwani.
So it is not a match.
The combination is not good.
The combination needs to be changed.
Do one thing,
tell Naina to wear a saree.
Naina doesn't have a saree.
Oh!
- That's a problem. - Yes.
Yes. Talk to me, Alpha Three.
I knew it.
There was always something suspicious.
Yes. Hold on.
Mrs. Shastri.
I can't find my phone. Did I leave it here by mistake?
No, it's not here.
I can find it if you want.
I rang it many times but I couldn't find it.
You can't find it by ringing.
You will find it by sending a message.
What are you saying, Mrs. Sarnaik?
I will send a message only if I can find the phone.
You don't get it.
We will ask the plant, it will answer.
Yes. Come with me.
Mrs. Sarnaik, it doesn't even give fruit, how will it give an answer?
It's not a plant, Giriraj.
What?
It's a spirit guide.
You just sit quietly and watch its miracle.
- Fold your hands. - Fold my hands. Okay.
O Spirit Guide, he is Giriraj.
Giriraj Shastri, clan Bharadwaj, lane number 6.
Kanpur.
O Spirit Guide, he has lost his phone.
Does the Paan vendor have his phone?
There must be thousands of Paan vendors in this city.
Ask it if Prakash Paan vendor has the phone.
O Spirit Guide, does Prakash Paan vendor
have his phone?
See?
I told you, it won't answer.
I think, it is hesitating in your presence.
I will ask it in privacy
and I will let you know whatever it says.
- Okay. - Right.
O Spirit Guide, Giriraj has left.
No need to hesitate anymore.
I fully trust you and believe in you.
Is Giriraj's phone in this house?
Is Giriraj's phone in our house?
Naina.
You didn't keep the dining table that I gave you.
Now you must keep this gift.
Don't refuse.
A saree!
Mother, it's very beautiful. Thank you.
I will wear it on some special occasion.
What could be more of a special occasion than today?
You liked Sameer's sherwani a lot.
Now you've liked the saree too.
Both of you must wear your outfits in the evening.
You will look very good together. A matching combination.
Who told you that I liked Sameer's sherwani?
Sameer said so.
He told me, you got very upset
that you don't have any dress that matches with his sherwani.
I couldn't control myself.
I had kept this to give to you on Diwali.
Happy Diwali!
Mother, you shouldn't have done this.
I am very happy that I could help you.
Mother, Sameer told you that I was upset,
but didn't he tell you
that he is going to wear a suit I gave
him in the evening, not a sherwani?
Right, Sameer?
You didn't tell me that. Right, Sameer?
Mother, he didn't tell you because you might've gotten offended.
Right, Sameer?
No, Naina. I think, he is afraid of you.
Actually, he wants to wear a sherwani.
Right, Sameer?
- Hmm. - Mother...
Sameer makes his own decisions in this house.
Why don't you tell her that today
you want to wear a suit?
Yes, my son.
Tell me, what do you think?
What do you want to do? Don't be pressurized.
Alright then.
Both of you have decided
that I can decide to wear
whatever I want.
If you don't want to wear the outfit of my choice
then don't take me to the wedding with you.
- Mom. - If your outfit
doesn't match with my gown
then don't come to the wedding with me.
Oh God!
You aren't compassionate at all!
Rambhajan, you're living a carefree life.
A fun life, no stress about a phone, no nagging by a wife.
A carefree life.
You are right, dad.
I wish, I was also Rambhajan.
My life would've been carefree.
What happened?
Why are you acting like an old husband
just a month after your marriage?
- Dad... - Yes?
Who would you choose if you have to
choose between your mother and wife?
Nothing much to think about.
Just choose the wife.
So, between mom and Naina, I should take Naina's side.
Umm...
Choose the wife. Choose my wife.
I see. That means,
you would've also chosen your mother over your wife.
When did I say that?
You just said, 'my wife.' I mean, my...
Why are you backing off now?
I am backing off because you are not backing off.
Did you get your answer?
Sherwani.
To think, he came for advice from you.
People from all over the world come to me to seek advice.
My discoveries are taught in different
universities of the country.
I have made 6 discoveries.
- Have you discovered your phone? - I am going to.
I knew it. I got the proof.
I knew that my brother cannot find such a good alliance.
- What happened? - The groom's family is a bunch of liars.
They said, they own four factories.
They don't. They only own three factories.
One is owned in partnership.
Yes, I know.
What?
You knew?
Yes, everyone knows.
Everyone knows!
But nobody told me.
I investigated for three weeks and found that fact.
You should've asked me, I would've told you in three seconds.
Curse you, Alpha One.
Sameer, you are not ready yet.
- Why are you here? - I need some advice from you.
Come in.
Today seems to be your lucky day.
- Ask away. - Well...
Sir, between your mother
and wife, if you have chose someone then who will you choose?
- Of course, mother. - I see.
So if I take mom's side, not Naina
then there's no problem.
Oi!
When did I say that?
- You just said, 'mother'. - India.
Mother India.
Mother earth.
Are we playing a game?
Okay, Ma (mother) Ritambra.
Ma Anand Sheela.
Madonna.
2-1!
Manjari.
Time-out! Time-out!
Let's go. Fast!
Sameer, any problem?
- Is it going to tell? - Be respectful.
Close your eyes, fold your hands.
O Spirit Guide, should Sameer wear a suit?
It said, yes! My son, you got the answer.
Yes, but you didn't tell the Spirit Guide
about the option of Sherwani.
Yes. I'll try again.
O Spirit Guide!
Should Sameer wear a sherwani?
It's saying, 'yes'.
Oh!
It said yes for both.
I am sorry, my son.
Even the Spirit Guide doesn't have the solution to your problem.
- Sorry. - I think so too.
Anyway. Thanks, mother.
- Oh, it's okay. - Spirit Guide.
I didn't say anything then why...
VK! VK!
Earthworms!
VK! VK!
VK!
Alright. Let's go. I'm ready.
What are you wearing? I've hung up a sherwani for you in the room.
Will you go like this to the wedding?
I feel suffocated in a sherwani. I can't breath.
We are going to a wedding.
What will people say if you go like this?
People will talk to me, not to my clothes.
I am a very good conversationalist.
Don't stand next to me for photos if you're
going to the wedding like this.
Thank you!
Did you find the phone?
It's lost.
God doesn't love me so much yet that I'll raise my hand
and He will put the phone in my hand.
Look. This...
Had I asked for something else, I would've gotten it.
Lord, you are truly great.
This is not the Lord's grace at work.
It's your fault.
- Me? - Yes.
When you came our place to leave your earthworms in our planter
then you left your phone in there as well.
You left the earthworms in their house!
Well, I thought,
they will grow up and become decent adults
if they live in the house of good people.
Oh, Naina.
- You are looking so beautiful in this gown. - Thanks, mom!
Right, Mrs. Shastri?
The gown is looking very beautiful indeed.
Naina would too if she had applied some vermilion.
14:00 hrs.
We are getting late.
Where is this lazy boy?
Dad, he's locked himself in the bathroom since half an hour
and he is getting ready.
Great! Even I never looked so ridiculous.
Is this a joke, Sameer?
It's not a joke. This is the reality of my life.
I wanted to go with Naina
and take mom with me.
I have to keep both of them happy.
So I put on both.
Are both of you happy now?
How do I look?
I am sorry, Sameer.
I shouldn't have forced my choice upon you.
Go and remove the suit.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
I would never want you to get embarrassed because of me.
Nice!
I wouldn't want that, either.
Sameer, remove your sherwani.
Go and wear the suit.
No, mother.
You bought this sherwani for him with so much affection.
You must wear the sherwani, Sameer.
No, the sherwani won't match with your dress.
- Come on. - Mother.
If it's about matching clothes, I'll wear a saree. It's no problem.
- Wear a sherwani. - Why will you wear a sari?
You got that gown especially for this wedding.
- Right. Remove your tie. - Mother, please!
Please understand...
- Hold on. - Mother, I really don't have any problem.
I'm telling you, it will only take me 10 minutes to wear a saree.
You never listen to me.
- I will barely take any time... - You aren't listening to me.
I am listening to you.
I will wear a saree. He is already wearing a sherwani.
It will only take 10 minutes.
He takes too long to wear something.
You are looking beautiful in this gown.
Sameer takes too long to get ready.
Today, you have to listen to me.
- I'm telling you, mother. - No, Naina. This is very wrong.
- Please listen, I am telling you. - No, you must listen to me.
- Please, listen to me. - Look! He's going away.
I know, you think, Sameer is...
- You go and make him wear the suit. - No, I don't want to.
- Mother, please try to understand. - Naina. Naina. Naina!
Why must you keep calling out my name?