Sameer!
Turn down the volume.
How irritating the sound of this game is!
That's it!
I have to send a review of this game.
You've given me the first genuine feedback.
Irritating sound. Thanks, darling.
You got your feedback,
now play the game with headphones on.
I can't. My headphones are not working.
Don't lie. You didn't try to find them.
They are really broken. Look.
I am thinking about buying a new pair.
So please hurry.
I can't stand this irritating sound anymore.
There's a budget issue.
Why did you buy me a smart watch when there was a budget issue?
You are my love.
Besides, headphones are not very expensive.
Get a proper set.
They break every month.
I've been waiting for this day.
Where are my Sound Ghost 2020 headphones?
60 thousand!
Very expensive!
But Naina said, get a proper set.
For your ears, Sameer.
Place order, buy now.
Express 4 hour delivery. Oh yes, please!
Done!
'Sameer, Rs. 60 thousand have been deducted from your account.'
'Balance in your account is Rs. 1,20,814 only.'
Almost ten percent of a million.
That's a lot.
What a good business man should buy...
Didn't you go to attend an online business seminar?
- Yes. - Did you get these shoes or were they thrown at you?
It doesn't pain much even when people throw shoes at me
as compared to when you taunt me.
For your information, let me tell you,
I bought 25 pairs for Rs, 20,000.
20,000! What will you do with 25 pairs?
Will you wear them on your hands and face?
Sometimes I think, I should give you such a fitting reply...
...I think, it's no use getting my jaw broken for my trouble.
I'd rather
make people speechless with my new business strategy.
Is it?
Let me hear what your new business strategy is.
Sanyukta, you see...
When people buy a shampoo,
they don't buy a shampoo that is good,
they buy one that offers a free toothpaste.
Similarly, I will offer shoes free with my plants.
So that they buy plants for the shoes.
Great! What an amazing strategy!
With a plant worth Rs. 10
a pair of shoes worth Rs. 800 free!
You don't understand.
I will sell the plants for Rs. 810.
Mother!
Here's your box.
Don't step on my shoes.
Did you like the 'halva'?
I didn't eat it.
Actually, I'm watching my calories.
Oh this! Sameer has gifted it to me.
Nice watch!
Mother, it's not just a watch.
It's a mobile health clinic.
See? It has a calorie counter,
heart rate monitor, blood pressure scanner and everything.
Cool, right?
I bet it doesn't have a radio.
It has all the music apps. Have a look.
That's great.
I made the 'halva'
and you get the reward.
- How much is it worth? - 18.
Learn something from my son.
You've brought all this garbage for Rs. 20,000.
And my son bought her such a nice gift
only for Rs. 1,800.
Mother, it's Rs. 18,000.
Oh!
Drink some water.
A plastic watch worth Rs. 18,000!
He has started overspending too.
Just like his father.
They will stop you, but you keep running.
Make such a product that can keep up with the time.
With running time
presenting a running plant.
Because running shoes are absolutely free with them.
Wow, father! It's a very nice scheme.
- Right? - Yes.
- Only for Rs. 810. - Huh?
Fixed rate.
You can buy this plant for Rs. 10 at the back road nursery.
No, thank you! I don't want.
I'll keep the free shoes. They are useful to me.
Bye, father. Bye, mother!
- Thank you! - Wait...
It was a wrong start.
Does your business have any other rules?
Don't laugh. I'll slap you.
Sameer Shastri!
A single conversation with your mom burns 100 calories for me.
Then you should give some of your gym trainer's fee to my mom.
What about the blood pressure that shoots 500 units up?
Take the doctor's fee from mom.
What happened?
I showed her my smart watch and I thought, she'd be happy.
Instead, she started taunting me.
She said, I make you overspend.
Don't you dare order those headphones.
Hello! Yes, courier.
Seventh floor.
The right flat.
Yes.
Normally you are very lazy.
But you ordered them so fast!
How much are they worth?
Rs. 60,000
for 6 sets.
I ordered just one.
Rs. 10,000 for one!
Sameer, they are very expensive.
They are not expensive.
You told me to buy a good set.
I thought, the price could be around Rs. 3 or 4,000. - Rs. 3 or 4,000?
I am sure your mom will say
that I'm making you overspend. Oh God!
Please tell her, the price is Rs. 5,000. Okay?
Will we lie to her?
Sameer, if a lie is not causing anyone any harm,
that lie is acceptable.
Naina.
I believe the same. Really.
No. You sit.
You must be tired. Relax.
Black Dot courier, sir.
Always on time, with smile.
Your parcel.
Yeah. sure.
The price is written on the back as well.
I have a wife too.
One has to do all that to save one's own back.
Thanks!
What will I do with you saying thanks?
If I could get some bread and butter...
Wait, I'll get it.
Let me see your headphones worth Rs. 10,000.
They are worth Rs. 60,000.
You told her the wrong price.
Give me at least Rs. 100.
Are you from Black Dot courier service or Blackmail?
Thank you, sir! Have a good day!
Please rate me 5 stars.
Manjari, I'm going for jogging.
Wait.
Kneel.
Leave.
What did you put on me?
I developed your Chi.
No harm will come your way
while you're outside.
But an enemy country wasn't going to attack me anyway.
- Healing is such a thankless job. - Aww!
Who is it?
Mr. Shastri, where did you get a job at?
Not a job, it's a new business.
Dr. Giriraj Shastri presents,
for a fast paced time,
a fast paced plant.
Which comes with a pair running shoes, absolutely free!
Free. Free.
Only for Rs. 810.
- Manjari, bring me my wallet. - Okay.
810...
Naina.
Sameer. Sameer!
You! Here!
The gas was on.
The pot was burning.
Your house would've caught fire.
There is no chance of fire.
We have smoke detectors in our house.
Are you going to sleep
leaving your life up to the smoke detectors?
That's the only job that smoke detectors do.
And I wasn't sleeping.
I was listening to a song.
These are noise canceling headphones, so...
I couldn't hear anything.
Okay, but couldn't you smell anything either?
Milk is burning in someone's house.
These headphones are so amazing...
I... I... These are just out of this world.
Sameer, I also listen to music.
That's a homemade gun and this is AK-47.
There's no comparison between these two, sir.
- AK-47? - Yeah.
Sir, can you hear me?
Sir?
Listen, old man!
Quit barging into our house at all odd hours
and spying on us.
There is something called privacy.
Jagga Jasoos of Jogeshwari!
They are off.
At which line?
'Your kiss is fake.'
'You are a 1960 make.'
Then it stopped.
After that...
- You didn't hear anything? - Then it stopped.
Then it's okay.
Yes.
Dad!
- Is he having a seizure? - No.
He is dancing.
Dad.
Naina! These are such great headphones.
They really take you out of the world.
Dad, you can talk slowly.
No need to shout.
Why is she shouting?
Sameer, these are really good.
- Right. - Good.
Actually,
order one set for me as well.
I'll pay for it. What's the price?
- No, it's very... - Rs. 5,000, dad.
- But Sameer won't accept money from you. - No.
I told you, I willl not take it
He wanted to gift you one set since a long time.
Your headphones will be ordered. No problem.
- Really, Sameer? - Yes, father.
Actually,
these old ones...
I'll keep them.
You keep the new ones.
Thank you! Thank you!
Hey!
Hyah!
I'm so happy! Finally!
Finally dad is changing his opinion about you.
Yes!
Dad is sold with a pair of headphones.
Rs. 60,000 vanished from my account.
Repeat order.
'Sameer, Rs. 60,000 has been deducted from your account.'
'Balance in your account is
Rs. 60,814 only.'
That is sufficient.
Black Dot courier service, sir.
On time, with smile.
Your parcel, sir.
My wife does the same.
Whenever I get something for myself,
she shares it with all the relatives.
Don't forget to remove the price on the back.
I'm short on money.
If I could get
some bread and butter...
Sir, you are giving a tip again.
Am I supposed to donate my property?
Have a good day, sir! Please rate me with 5 stars.
What is it?
My headphones.
Why are you so sad?
You should be happy.
I would've been happy if your dad hadn't taken my headphones.
I would've given him
these new ones.
Oh, Sambo.
That's why I love you so much.
- Hello! - Hello!
- Are you okay? - Yes, of course.
I thought, you are in pain due to gallstones.
Well, I was dancing.
You know, these headphones? They take you out of this world.
Even Sameer uses them like crazy.
Yes, he gifted this set to me.
Although, the price is Rs. 5,000,
but the sound is worth Rs. 50,000.
- Did Sameer give it to you as a gift? - Yes.
Do you want to try it?
- No. - Why?
Okay.
The headphones worth Rs. 130,000.
Mother.
I am very proud of both of you.
What did we do to deserve that, mother?
You made Sameer gift a pair of headphones to your dad.
After receiving those headphones
he started dancing.
He danced his backside off!
Seeing him dance made me feel very happy.
I am not upset with the fact
that you didn't give me any gift.
I just feel proud
that I gave you the kind of upbringing
that you give gifts to Naina's parents.
Keep it up!
- You understood, right? - Yes.
I understood.
Quickly order headphones for your mom.
I can't take this stress anymore.
Why are you giving it to me if you can't take the stress?
Mom doesn't even listen to music.
I don't care
whether she listens to songs on headphones
or plays saxophones.
I will give her these headphones.
Otherwise I will take dad's headphones back.
Naina, how can we afford all this?
You are saying that as if the headphones cost
around Rs. 50,000 or something.
It's just a matter of Rs. 10,000.
It's not a matter of Rs. 10,000.
No, it's not about Rs. 10,000.
The thing is, the expenses are getting out of hand.
Listen. Do one thing.
My smart watch has a return policy.
Return it and the recover money for two headphones.
- No. - Return it.
No. No. No.
No.
I gave it to you with so much affection.
I'll order yet another pair of headphones.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
Repeat order.
'Sameer, Rs. 60,000 has been deducted from your account.'
'Balance in your account is
Rs. 814 only.'
Do You hear this?
Black Dot courier. On time, with smile.
I have removed it, sir.
You do so much for me.
This is the least I can do for you.
Sir, bread and butter?
Listen, blackmailer.
The butter has melted away.
And the bread is charred.
He'll be in big trouble today.
You know, Sameer gifted Mr. Sarnaik headphones.
That too worth Rs. 5,000.
That's very good news.
Did Sameer ever do anything similar for you?
Listen, if you are jealous then use yourself as an example, not me.
I am not jealous.
I am just worried
that after the marriage Naina is making Sameer overspend.
Before I was concerned about only your overspending,
now he is doing the same.
You think it's overspending because Sameer has given
a gift only to Mr. Sarnaik.
You wouldn't have thought that if it was for you.
I would've thought the same if it was for me.
And I don't even use headphones.
Right, you have a habit of speaking, not hearing.
I am going outside.
The milk is on the stove.
Don't let it spill.
There's a woman behind every successful man.
But who is behind every unsuccessful man?
Mother, father.
- Yeah. - Father.
Yeah.
Wow!
Where is mother?
She must have gone to ruin someone's life.
- Why? - I have brought a gift for her.
I thought, I'd give it to her myself.
But never mind, you give it to her.
But do tell her that Naina has given it.
Sure.
Okay, dad. Bye!
- You're looking handsome, father. - Yo!
Let me see what we've got.
Headphones!
Sanyukta doesn't even need headphones.
If you give them to her, she'll say:
'This is overspending.'
What should we do
about these headphones?
- Who are you? - It's me.
- Me, who? - VK.
VK? You don't look like him.
Wait. Hold on.
Here's my Aadhar card.
- Oh! VK! - Yes.
VK, what happened to you?
I fell into a sewer.
Who were you spying on that you fell into a sewer?
I wasn't spying.
It's all these headphones' fault.
While listening to the music
they really took me out of the world.
So you fell in a sewer?
Yes.
What should I do about this?
Shoot them dead.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Mrs. Sarnaik, why are you looking disturbed?
What should I say, Mr. Sarnaik?
I'm doubting my powers for the first time in life.
Why?
Something bad happened to everyone whose Chi I developed.
- What? - VK fell in a sewer.
Oh!
He angrily gave me the headphones that Sameer gifted him.
He said, shoot it.
But he didn't give me a gun.
One more.
Mrs. Sarnaik, don't worry.
Give me these headphones.
I will get rid of them.
Oh! Thank you, Mr. Shastri.
Mother, how was the gift?
- What gift? - I left it with father.
The headphones. The ones we gifted to my dad.
We gifted you the same headphones.
You thought about me, Sameer!
I am very happy, son.
Actually, mom. That was Naina's idea.
I knew it. This waste of money can't be your idea.
What will I do with those headphones? You return them.
Really? Should I return them?
Return mine as well.
Dad?
Anyway, gifts shouldn't be returned.
But since you've said it,
where are the headphones?
I have given it to Mr. Shastri.
Even I gave mother's headphones to father.
Sameer.
Dad.
- Dad? - Yes?
This drama is going on since two days.
Dad, mother and Naina gave you the headphones. Where are they?
They are sold.
What?
The headphones you've bought for Mr. Sarnaik and Sanyukta,
I have given them for free with Ramprasad and Aaramsingh.
What?
Don't worry.
Not only did I give the headphones for free,
but I've also sold Ramprasad and Aaramsingh
- for Rs. 6,000 each. - What?
What?
Why are both of you so shocked? And why the double take?
Look, you've bought the headphones for Rs. 5,000 each.
But I sold both the headphones
for Rs. 6,000 each.
That means, a pure profit of
Rs. 2,000 on the headphones.
Dad, actually, the price of the headphones wasn't Rs. 5,000.
Then?
- They were worth Rs. 10,000. - What?
Sanyukta told me they cost Rs. 5,000.
- Mr. Shastri told me that. - Naina told me that.
I'm sorry, mother. We didn't tell you the actual price because
you would've said, we're overspending
if we had told you the actual price.
What's the use?
She said the same even at the lesser price.
Listen, think about Sameer.
He has suffered a loss of Rs. 8,000.
Don't worry, Sameer. I'll pay for it.
- But... - Come on!
You are hesitating to accept money from your father-in-law.
Okay, fine. I will pay.
- Dad. - Dad, what?
I am your father. Can't you take money from your father?
Indeed, I will take the money from you.
First, let me correct the figures.
Mom... Naina.
Naina, remember you told me
that it's okay if our lie doesn't cause
- any damage? - Yes.
- I did tell you that. - But...
But you didn't tell me what happens
when our own lie causes us damage.
What happens?
Not Rs. 8,000, we suffered a loss of Rs. 108,000.
- Meaning? - I mean...
I didn't tell you the actual price of the headphones.
What's the actual cost?
Only...
- Dad, sit down. - Okay.
The price of the headphones wasn't Rs. 10,000.
They were worth Rs. 60,000.
What? You!
Take this.
You!