Oh.
Pause.
Stay like that.
Oh!
Please don't tell me, you're going to do squats.
Never.
Put your hand on my shoulder.
And one on my waist.
Now imagine that we are going for a long ride
on a sexy sports bike.
Pull over.
I knew it.
If you are doing something like squats,
then there must be a big expense behind it.
Be honest.
Didn't you have fun imagining that?
What's the need to actually buy a bike
when we can have fun just by imagining it?
Then we can imagine sex as well.
Then you do that henceforth.
No. Darling!
I didn't mean that.
It's just that,
it's always been a dream of mine
to ride a sports bike with a hot girl on the back seat.
I got the hot girl.
But until
I get a super sexy sports bike,
my dream will remain incomplete.
- Can I be honest with you? - Hmm.
I also have a dream.
I also want to sit close to you on a super sexy sports bike.
Super bikes hit differently.
Right.
Fresh air, my hair flying in the air.
Oh!
It gives more mileage
and a smaller fine as well.
And only the two of us will be on the bike.
It passes through traffic.
No problem about parking.
But there is one problem.
Your mom shouldn't frame me
for over expenditure.
Accuse.
Definitely not that.
Mr. Tripathi, you want to marry
the same woman after a divorce just because
her goon brothers are thrashing you every day.
Go ahead.
But I won't return the divorce fee.
Send me the wedding sweets.
Yes, I'll talk to you later. Bye!
Mom.
Where is dad?
He must be on some tree.
You are so cheerful today.
Mom, I was wondering.
I should buy a vehicle.
Yes. Even I was thinking, it's so hot.
The monsoon is coming up. It gets difficult to travel.
Nice!
You used to get this happy
when you would get someone divorced
at the court.
What's so special today?
You've never got one,
our son is getting a car.
Oh my!
Very nice! Which bank did you rob?
Dad.
Yesterday I was thinking,
people keep foolish stuffed toys
in the back of their cars.
There is so much space, you can keep three plants.
You can grow coriander
for your family to consume.
Why would we grow coriander?
Why not grow a coconut tree?
Right, Sameer?
Yes, I want to grow a coconut tree
on your head. Just give me a chance.
- You... - Dad! Dad!
Not a four wheeler, I want to buy
a two wheeler.
A super bike.
There you go.
There goes your coconut tree.
Just like your dad, you'll take me around on a scooter.
Not a scooter.
A super bike.
I also had a super scooter.
Did you forget, I brought you home on it after marriage?
How hard I try to forget that.
I would've set that wretched contraption on fire.
But it got stolen.
Mom, I've been wanting to buy a bike since many days now.
Is it?
You only wanted a car before marriage.
- I was a child then. - Oh!
And you grew up soon after marriage.
Mom.
This is only my idea.
All my friends have a bike.
Son, listen to your mom.
Buy a car.
Sometimes I will also use it.
- I need manure, there are plants and planters. - Why?
Why will he buy a car?
His family consists of two people.
My son.
You should buy a bike.
Naina, do you know what we are giving you
this time as your birthday present?
What is it, dad?
- A car. - A what?
I have matched the car and Sameer's astral chart.
It's a perfect match.
Wow, mom.
Even Sameer and I don't match that much.
True.
Dad, Sameer wants to buy a sports bike.
And honestly, we don't really need a car.
But how will you
sit with Sameer on a bike?
- What do you mean? - There will be no space left.
Dad.
Look, we are gifting you a car, that's final.
But dad, I need a bike...
Tell him that.
Wearing a helmet causes hair fall.
You can't eat food on a bike.
You can't listen to music.
You can't sleep.
A hot girl can only sit
behind on a bike.
She can sit anywhere in a car.
We will have to take a loan.
- Sambo. - Hmm.
Dad is gifting us a car.
- What? - Yes.
No! No! No!
Sameer Shastri won't drive a car given by someone.
Go and tell him
if he could give Rs. 300,000 as a loan?
We will buy a car on our own.
Show it then.
Look.
It doesn't look good.
What about this one?
It's color is not good.
This?
It's a bit small.
Darling, we're looking for a car, not an alliance.
- You need to be flexible. - Oh, sorry.
Look at this.
Such a nice car for only Rs. 620,000.
- Alright. We'll buy it. - Hmm.
Both my mom and your dad will be happy.
- Let's go and tell them. - Yes.
To our respective parents.
You read a lot.
Then why don't you learn something?
Have you got your bike?
At home I figured that you were right.
The monsoon is coming up next month.
My son, I said so many things and you only agreed
with my weather prediction.
That made me imagine your situation.
You are walking in the heavy rain.
Why would I walk? I will take an auto rickshaw.
You won't get an auto rickshaw during the rains.
You are calling me with one hand.
It's raining heavily.
You have a bag of groceries in your other hand.
Dad is walking behind holding the rest of the things in his hand.
I won't walk behind with the rest of the stuff.
I'll walk in the front.
- What are you trying to say? - That...
I have dropped the idea of buying a bike.
A family of four won't fit on a bike.
- We'll buy a car. - What?
But cars are usually more expensive than bikes.
Mom, no matter how expensive,
it can't be more expensive than your dream.
I'll take a loan.
Now I am sure that you haven't changed a lot after marriage.
What did Naina say?
Your happiness is more important than Naina.
I convinced her.
Sambo, when do we go to check the car?
We don't need to go anywhere.
The company's sales executive is coming himself for a test drive.
Oh, great! When?
He has arrived.
Very prompt.
- Hello, sir! - Hello!
I am Avinash Kumar from happy cars.
- Hi! - Hi.
Let's go for a test drive.
Sir, no need to go outside.
We will have a test drive at home.
We will have a test drive inside the house!
- How? - Technology, sir.
These day you can try glasses,
go on college tours and travel abroad
on the computer screen.
Can't they have a test drive too then?
Meaning?
It means, you don't need to walk to the car.
The car itself will come to you.
I don't need to walk to the car.
It's already becoming my dream car.
But how?
Let me show you, sir.
Is the car in that suitcase?
Let's see.
Ma'am, sir.
You have to wear this.
Virtual reality, VR.
Sambo, I think he is mad.
A car's test drive wearing VR sets!
Listen, we are buying such an expensive thing.
Don't be lazy. Please say something to him.
Say something.
Mister, we won't take such a test drive.
We will look for another car.
If you won't take this test drive
the a child will lose her bottle of milk.
Oh!
Your company has 'feed a child' initiative?
No, ma'am.
I'm talking about my baby girl.
I am not understanding.
Ma'am.
The car hasn't entered the market.
My boss will fire me if you don't take this test drive.
Probably he is a batch mate of our dads.
Such a drama queen.
Why hasn't the car launched in the market yet?
Global warming, sir.
What has global warming to do with the car?
Sir, a flood struck the area where our factory is located
in the summer!
The factory got flooded and production stopped.
Now we have been told to sell cars without the cars.
I told you not to keep the AC on all night.
See, the effects of global warming.
We must take this test drive.
One minute.
Come.
That man is emotionally blackmailing us.
Why don't you understand?
Because I don't want your dad's old fashioned car.
Who goes for a test drive wearing a VR set?
You took your driving test on VR.
Astronauts get their training on VR.
Even I had made one. Remember?
The virtual tour of Arthur Road jail
for the VIPs?
Fine.
Welcome back, ma'am!
- Welcome back, sir! - Thank you!
Ma'am, even
I took my driving test on VR.
- Shall we begin, sir? - Yes.
Here.
- That's for you, sir. Enjoy the drive. - Thank you!
Ma'am, this is for you.
- Please enjoy the drive. - Thank you.
Sir, steering.
That's very important.
- Shall we begin, sir? - Yes, of course.
Sir, introducing our first and best variant.
Tortoise!
Oh!
A budget sports car for a small family.
Only for Rs. 620,000, ma'am.
The tortoise is my favorite animal.
Wow, sir. That's really a good choice.
- Sir, shall we begin? - Yes.
Shall we go to Lonavla?
Let's have sweets there.
Mister, where's the gear?
Sir,
I forgot the gears in the auto-rickshaw.
Never mind.
Sir, take this.
Where should I put it?
Okay.
- Sir, do you prefer a stereo or a TV in a car? - Oh!
We are getting a TV in the car.
You won't get any of that. It's a budget sports car.
But it's our company's policy.
Know your customers.
What will that do?
Then we will sell you both TV and music systems.
Our company manufactures both.
Nice.
A car manufacturing company
- manufactures TVs as well! - Ma'am.
Haven't you learned from certain people
to open a beer shop
along with airline business?
The airline business may go down,
but the beer shop will never go out of business.
Wow, my self sufficient India!
Naina, answer the door.
Why can't you answer the door?
The car will crash if I stop it all of a sudden.
Do you want me to jump out of a running car?
But you are an athlete.
Mr. Self Sufficient.
Please answer it.
You enjoy the drive, I'll answer the door.
You've opened it 27 counts late.
It should open on the count of three.
I'll show you. Go outside.
- Huh? - Go outside.
Out! Out!
Ring the bell.
Three, two, one!
Very good!
From here on, open it like this.
Okay?
- Who are you? - I am...
Why should I tell you that?
I was already in here. Who are you?
VK, he wants us to guess.
I will guess his name.
His name is...
Avinash Kumar.
How did you guess?
It's written on his name tag.
Oh, okay.
What are you doing here?
Show me your papers.
I came here just to provide a test drive for a car.
A test drive? We weren't told!
Take me there.
- There. - Where?
Here!
Naina, look.
An old man in a green shirt is crossing the road.
Such realistic graphics.
It's me.
Oh! The sound is also real.
Oh, sir!
- Nice shirt. - Thank you!
What is this? With a helmet on,
you're taking a test drive on a stool!
Sir, it's not a helmet, it's a VR headset.
Modern technology. You won't get it.
I won't understand modern technology?
I was in RAW.
Even a single pen of ours
was hi-tech.
- Yes. - Yes.
It would leak and ruin the pocket.
Manjari.
I am not talking about that pen.
Then which pen?
That's confidential.
Okay.
We will also take a test drive.
- Can we? - No.
- Why? - You guys can't get in the car.
Hey, I am her father.
Sir, you are right.
There's not enough seats. It's a two seater car.
- Oh! - What?
Only for two people! Come on, step outside.
Come on.
I get it.
Sir, you don't worry.
A second variant of our company.
Tortoise Max.
It's a four seater car.
Your entire family
can enjoy the drive together in this.
Please come. Ma'am, please come.
Yeah.
- Yeah. - Take this.
Excuse me.
- Enjoy the drive. - Yeah.
- Thank you! - Sir, enjoy the drive.
Sir, presenting Tortoise Max!
Whoa!
You just have to pay Rs. 300,000 more.
Huh?
Before buying the car,
we'll have to buy a color printer as well.
Why?
To print currency.
Our company manufactures color printers as well.
As per the moon sign of this car.
Tortoise is not the right name.
But tortoise is my favorite animal, mother.
Your favorite animal is the tortoise?
Obviously.
It lives for at least 150 years without doing a thing.
- What an amazing life! - Yeah.
I am not getting the feel of it.
There are no movements, no noise.
It's such a lousy test drive.
The car we showed was much better.
- Right, Manjari? - No.
It's modern technology.
It's a very quiet car.
- Hey, you also say something. - Yes.
Sir, this is a no...
It's a no noise car. - No noise! - No noise car, sir.
What mileage does it give?
- Sir, actually... - 55.
55!
Artificial intelligence.
Intelligence is artificial,
but stupidity is natural, son.
How much luggage can we carry in it?
What an intelligent question, mom!
Yeah.
It's the effect of the company she keeps, dear.
Because of the company
some people are getting more intelligent
and some are getting dumber.
Ma'am.
You can easily carry two bags in it.
Just two bags!
The car we showed could carry three bags.
Well...
I can fit four bags in it.
I am very good at positioning bags.
Sameer.
Who is selling the car?
He or you?
I am using my words
to express his feelings.
Dad.
We are only taking a loan from you, not the car.
Please let us decide.
Yeah.
I love this car.
It's taking us to Shirdi without fuel.
Mom, we are going to Lonavla.
What?
Mr. Self Sufficient, please check.
You enjoy the drive.
I'll answer the door.
Wait.
Sameer and Naina have hired a servant at home.
Yes, I am a servant.
But not of Mr. Sameer.
I work for Happy Cars. Please come later.
The test drive of a car is going on inside.
Huh?
How is a test drive possible in the house?
It's not a house anymore.
It's a highway.
Which mental asylum did you escape from?
Take him with you when you go back.
Look, sir and ma'am are going to Lonavla with their parents.
Wow!
That's great.
Are they bought or hired parents?
Move!
We are his parents.
I was introducing myself.
Sameer, what is this?
You were going to Lonavla without me!
Mom, we are not going anywhere.
We are taking a virtual test drive.
I see.
Son, it seems, you don't have any space for me
even in your fake car.
Actually, mom, you are right.
This car is a bit small for our family.
Hmm.
We will need a truck for our family.
Don't worry, sir.
Our company has a solution to that as well.
Ma'am, take this.
Enjoy your drive.
Sir, enjoy your drive.
Come, sit here.
Come here.
Presenting, six seater SUV.
Tortoise Max Excel.
Oh!
You just have to pay Rs. 700,000 more.
Oh!
Listen, can you do one thing?
Yes, sir. At your service.
Can you break a safe?
Sir, our company has a bank too.
Grants loan in three minutes.
Okay.
VK, if Sameer buys a tortoise
then his life will be filled with problems.
- I can see it. - Mother.
There are already way too many problems in my life.
Can't you see?
Oh no, son.
This is the best time of your life.
This is my life's best time!
It could be possible.
Wow!
Wow! It is so much fun!
It really seems like we're going to Lonavla.
Where should I sit?
Come in the back with me.
I don't sit in the back.
So, Mr. Sarnaik,
you come in the back. We'll have some booze too.
I don't sit in the back.
What problem do you in sitting in the back?
Turn to that side.
Now ask.
What problem do you in sitting in the back?
I will be sitting in the middle in Sameer's car.
After all, my children are buying a car for me.
Right, Naina?
I am paying
and the children are buying a car for you!
Sameer, are you buying a car for me with your father-in-law's money?
Well, he is paying
but the emotions are mine.
Is it going to come to this?
No, he is just giving me a loan of Rs, 300,000.
I am arranging the rest of the money.
You could've asked us if you wanted a loan.
At the most, we would've refused.
Why did you accept dowry?
Dowry?
Sir, you are outside the car.
- Oh! - Oh!
Why did you accept dowry?
Don't you know, Mr. Sarnaik that dowry is illegal?
You could be jailed.
Come on!
We were just giving Naina a gift.
She said, she wants to buy a car of Sameer's choice, so...
Yes, Mrs. Shastri.
Sameer, he said, he wants cash, not a car.
Loan!
Loan! Loan!
And I thought, you gave up your dream of the bike because of me.
Why are you quiet? Naina?
Sameer?
You shouldn't stress out while driving, mom.
I don't want to sit in that lousy fake car.
You are not sitting either.
I am leaving.
Come on, Mr. Sarnaik. My wife got upset because of you.
Alright.
I also don't want to sit in such a car
whose name is so slow.
Tortoise.
Drop it.
Mom, dad left.
Let him go.
I want to go to Shirdi with you guys.
Mom, we are going to Lonavla.
Oh!
Sameer, stop the car.
Stop the car.
Mom, your home is that way.
I am going to Shirdi.
You continue driving, I am having fun.
Come on, step on it.
Sir, he is enjoying a lot. Should I finalize it?
Does your company manufacture bigger vehicles?
Yes, sir. Trucks.
Oh! Excellent!
Sir, why are you lying on the floor?
I am lying on the highway.
Bring a truck and run it over me.