Sir, this has come from Maharaj Ji's office.
Bulbul Tyagi!
Who is this guy?
And he’s come directly from Patna to Banaras?
Come, have a seat.
Let's get started, shall we?
So, tell me
which position did you like the best last night?
Why aren’t you answering?
Are you educated or an illiterate like me?
"Write, carve, read, stone?"
Don't worry! He doesn't understand a word.
Don't... Don't you think it's a little dangerous?
I like dangerous.
So now tell me, which position?
That’s right! Tell her the position.
Ma'am is asking you something.
When… You and me...
I mean, we both...
Doggy? - Doggy!
Why is she cursing you?
No, sir. I used to work in an NGO before this.
An NGO which used to take care of stray dogs.
Alright! Good, at least someone is here after doing something virtuous.
Let's get to the point.
How far are you willing to go for this job?
What do you mean?
Look, there is a chance you may feel that
the work we are doing here is illegal.
I mean, are you
a virtuous or an ethical type of person?
Mrs. Tripathi.
I feel that your definition of illegal
is a bit wrong.
It's illegal to sell a single cigarette from it's pack.
It's illegal to buy it without a bill too.
It's also illegal to throw the cigarette butt on the road
after smoking.
From Haji Mastan to Pablo Escobar
everyone had ethics and principles.
Oh!
So the question you want to ask me is that
whether I am scared of the police or not?
Mrs. Tripathi, I believe that
if you commit a crime in the right amount and in the right way
then the police cannot do anything to you.
Have you studied law? - No, sir.
I am just a B.Com graduate.
Our country is full of smart boys.
And yet the British managed to rule over us for 200 years.
Do you know something?
They still don't know
if they should wipe or wash the backside after relieving themselves.
Can you believe that? Come, I will show you something. Come.
What is your name, again?
Sir, Bulbul.
Bulbul Tyagi.
Mr. Tyagi, I had a boy working for me.
He revolted against me.
I cut him into so many pieces
that his family had to collect it with a broom.
That's all fine. But why are you telling me all this?
I am telling you this because whatever you see and do inside
must not be revealed to anyone or even when the angels
will be counting your sins after your death.
What happens in Banaras, stays in Banaras.
You've won $10,000 in the annual lucky draw of Washington.
Would you like to cash it now or later?
You are not understanding, sir.
The virus in your system is very dangerous.
I have to remove it manually.
If you could help me with the last four digits of your credit card...
I just need it for the verification
so I can transfer the money into your account right away, sir.
Yes, ma'am. Now click the on the “mirror my computer” option
on the right side of your screen. Perfect!
Thank you, ma'am!
My grandfather was the
biggest landlord of Banaras during the time of Britishers.
It was very difficult. But what could we do?
Now I am taking this revenge for him.
What you are seeing is not a call Centre, it’s much more than that.
India's wealth was stolen. I’m Just trying to bring it back.
Oh!
They were Britishers. These are Americans.
All the white people are the same. Rascals.
Now we will make you do a mock call. Read this properly.
Keep it with you. You will need it. - I won't.
What is the target's name?
James Fincher.
This is his social security number.
Thank you!
Hello! Am I speaking with James Fincher?
Yes. Who is it?
Mr. Fincher, this is Edward Lucas calling from DEA. My badge
number is FDR 2113.
Mr. Fincher, we've found a car on the Eastern border of Virginia state.
We're recovered four kilograms of cocaine
and two revolvers from the car.
That car was registered under your name, Mr. Fincher.
And yes! We've found twelve accounts
associated with your social security number.
So, Mr. Fincher, what was the purpose of your visit to Virginia?
Yes, Edward. I was there visiting your mom. Didn't she tell you?
I get 100 calls like this every week, you d******k.
Four kilograms of cocaine? Really! F*** **u!
It's alright. You will learn in a few days.
Dial again.
What are you doing now?
It's time to take revenge from the Britishers, sir.
What do you want now?
Does Camillia know about it, James? - Hey! Hey!
How do you know my wife's name?
Your wife's name! In fact, I know one more name.
You'll be happy to hear. Julia Robinson. Your wife's best friend.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait!
What do you want?
Two things.
A modest fee of $10,000. - Okay.
And what is the other thing?
You've to say “Long Live India” three times.
What! - You heard it.
What do I have to say? Again?
“Long Live India” at the loudest.
Otherwise I am calling Camillia right now.
No. No. No. No. I am doing it. I am doing it.
“Long Live India” - Louder.
“Long Live India”
Louder. - “Long Live India”
“Long Live India”
Great! Our colleague will be in touch with you for further details.
It was pleasure doing business with you, James.
But how did you do all this?
Have you heard of Warren Buffet’s famous quote?
That if the traffic police chases a car for 500 kilometers
The driver will most definitely end up making some mistake
at some point which will lead to a fine.
Mr. Fincher was no different.
Hire him immediately. - No, sir.
I don't think that this job is suited for me.
Why? Are you scared of something?
About getting bored.
I feel that the work is a bit boring.
Yes, so make it interesting in your own way.
The salary is Rs. 50,000.
You will get a room to stay.
There are many other benefits of working with us.
Alright!
Give me time till tomorrow. I will think and let you know.
Alright! Come on.
Sir, this has come from Mumbai.
Put it in my a**.
Go and stick it on the wanted board.
Yes, sir.
'When everything is in slow motion after seeing a girl'
'and all the seven chakras of a human being get activated'
'then all the three things’
'then the mind, body and soul all three create chaos together.'
It's one of my female friend’s birthday.
Show me a good ring for her.
Sir, are you taking it for Isabelle ma'am?
Isabelle ma'am is my wife.
And I said female friend.
Do you know the difference?
What is this? Such cheap quality.
Is this what I’ll gift her?
You want to humiliate me? - Sir...
Why are you selling such down market stuff?
What is this? - Take this away!
Actually, I was asking for the size.
Then ask directly. Why are you getting personal?
Should be the same size as yours.
Why are you feeling shy? I was talking about the hands.
Yes, this looks amazing.
Wear it.
Sir... Sir, me? - Who else? Me?
Come on, wear it.
Fantastic! Very nice!
Pack it.
What is your name?
Sir... No... Sir, that...
This is a bit expensive.
Budget? Huh?
I asked your name. - Huh! Sir... Sir, it's Disha Singh.
Ms. Disha, you are a lady.
That's why I forgave you.
If it was a man then I would have slapped him
and beaten him so hard that all of Banaras would’ve witnessed a matinee show.
Pack this.
Alright!
Disha, are you crazy? Huh?
How can you be so confused?
Is this the way to talk to Maharaj Ji?
If you continue like this then you won't be able to work here.
You are talking such nonsense.
Pack it now.
And all of you get back to work.
Thank you!
Who are you? - Me?
Bulbul. Bulbul Tyagi.
Why would you give me your handkerchief?
Because you’re crying.
By the way, sorry.
Why are you apologizing?
Maharaj scolded you, right? He is my boss. So I’m apologizing on behalf of him.
It's alright.
He is my boss too. So what if he scolded me?
He pays for my bread and butter.
He has the right.
No issues.
Why did you give me your handkerchief.
Ok! Then give it back to me.
I even cleaned my booger with it. Let me wash it and give it back to you.
Hey! Why are you laughing?
Because... You said booger.
You are very cute.
Audio note number 224.
'The love story started with a handkerchief.'
'But until the boy doesn’t follow his crush travelling in a rickshaw'
'on a bicycle'
'even the Gods of Banaras won't show mercy on you.
How are you, secretary?
I feel good when you receive the call on the first ring.
Yes.
It seems as if your party is not doing well.
I am joking, boss.
Yes.
No. No. Digvijay Yadav from your party
is very old now.
And his politics is also old now.
Your party needs a new face now.
The one who... Yes. Yes. Why not? Of course!
The one who can improve the image.
Don't you have any strength? Press harder.
Yes.
No, I am getting a lot of offers.
Talk to your high command and tell me.
Hail Lord Rama!
Listen, Bulbul. Where are you going? Come here.
We were waiting for you only.
So, have you decided anything?
A lot.
Your place is good and your resources too.
I feel that your approach is old.
We need a new management, new training and a new script too.
One more thing. We need bonus for the employees too. – Bonus?
Bonus for what?
What can be more motivating than money for the employees, sir?
We will think about the bonus.
But your salary will be Rs. 50,000, right?
Like we had discussed.
There is no salary in contract work, sir.
I will take ten percent of the work I bring in.
If you agree then let me know or else I will leave.
Hail Lord Ram!
Hey, Bulbule! Wait.
Maharaj, no.
Bulbul, don't talk like that.
Eight percent.
Nine.
No.
Let’s shake hands on that.
Come on. Let’s lock at ten percent.
Deal!
Get to work. Come on.
You let it be. You cannot do it.
The Britishers left but left English behind.
No. No for everything.
He said nine.
I wonder how these young guys function?
Good morning, girls and boys! This is the new script.
From today you will work in a new way.
Read your scripts well.
Each threat will be tailor made for every individual.
We will have to find out that one big secret for which they will pay us.
Like womanizers.
The ones who often travel to Amsterdam or Thailand.
Or the men whose cards have been swiped
at massage parlours or strip clubs.
It's very easy to hack the systems of such places.
We will get their card details and email id from there.
And once we find the email id
then we will have to find a reason
which even they cannot stop from becoming a breaking news.
And they will pay us the price for that.
It means that the man who has a faulty past...
Will pay us in the present to save his bright future, sir.
Wow! So, kids...
Get to work. Let Mr. Tyagi also work.
I understand your wife is not interested in sex anymore, sir.
But Sir cheating on your wife is a crime in Saudi, sir.
I know it was a one time thing, Sir.
We will disappear just like your last prime minister.
Hi! Am I speaking with Mr. Walter? Oh!
Okay. Can you please tell daddy
that he forgot one of his tshirts at our hotel in Amsterdam.
I am sure he must be looking for it.
Hi, sir! Sir, you don't need to cry.
You just need to pay, okay?
And I promise you I will delete your pictures.
7000. - 36000.
21000. - $8000.
Wait! It's a major f*** up now.
It's going to be $15000, sir.
Thank you!
Stop it now. You’ll pierce her skin.
Will you stop staring now?
Make the tea stronger and keep your mouth shut. - Alright.
The bullet barely touched you. There's nothing to worry.
What? You took a bullet for me?
In order to win the trust of a man like you, One needs to show a lot of courage.
I need a big job from you.
I will! I will give you a big job.
Listen. Call the station.
Guddu, Farid and what's the name of the boy from Pandepur?
Sir, Naresh Pandit. - Yes, Naresh Pandit. Pick up the three of them
and start with some basic investigation at the station.
I’ll join you. - Okay, sir.
A fake identity card. Are you a swindler?
Are you fooling me?
Don't worry, Maharaj.
We have rounded off those four men and have installed check points in the area too.
We will catch the culprits soon.
I bet you cannot do that. What is going on in our territory?
Someone shoots at me in broad daylight. Yes?
And what is the police even doing about it.
Thank this boy.
Otherwise, I would’ve been playing cards with God himself today.
Maharaj, infact today we are here to arrest your guy.
Why?
The address he gave during the interview was fake.
'A fake identity card. Are you a swindler?'
'You are fooling everyone, Mr. Tyagi?'
What is he saying?
Sir, the minute I saw the pamphlet I knew it was a con job.
I gave a fake address on purpose.
And don't forget that I saved your life today.
Did you hear that? He is an educated boy and not like you.
Did you even give an exam or did you get admission by fluke?
Nothing should happen to the boy. He is my guy.
Maharaj, I feel that he is involved in the attack.
How?
You might have seen in movies, right?
A boy hires some goons
to woo his girl. He seems to have done something similar.
Look, he is not even hurt. There’s barely a wound.
Are you really out of your mind, a*****e?
Do I look like a heroine to you?
Shall I dance and show you? - What are you saying?
Listen, two guys had come on a motorcycle.
They were sharpshooters. Even I charge a package of three lakhs for that in Banaras.
Do you know about inflation? And this guy you are talking about
was looking for a Rs. 50,000 job from me.
He has nothing at all.
Maharaj, I want to tell you something.
I don't want to hear anything. Keep quiet.
You take care of yourself, son. Okay?
I am going to meet the High Command in Lucknow.
But I have kept a room ready for you at the farm house.
You will go there only. Take care.
And you, come.
Wait for me. I’m coming.
Take care of him. - Yes, Maharaj.
So, how would you like to be taken care of?
If you continue taking care of me like this,
you will surely get me shot in the a**.
You have saved the husband of a helpless woman.
I must take care of you, right?
Do you know how many zeros are there in 100 crores?
Nine.
Do you know which 100 crores I’m talking about?
The gold. The gold from the ‘Gold Reserve Council’.
Clearly you’ve done your homework.
By the way, where is the gold?
I know where the gold will be kept.
It is under a very strong surveillance.
But what if we don't let the gold reach there at all?
Audio note number 227.
'People say that there's a woman behind every successful man.'
'But no one says that'
'every unsuccessful man is also screwed by a woman.'
'Poor Maharaj Ji.'