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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Papa, don't you realize that this marriage
is nothing but a political agenda?</font>

2
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">A political agenda? What do you mean?</font>

3
00:00:18,146 --> 00:00:21,813
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I mean, the SSP who he murdered
belonged to our caste.</font>

4
00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:24,855
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The news has started spreading.
His vote banks will soon vanish.</font>

5
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He is mollifying people from our caste
by marrying his daughter to me.</font>

6
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So what?</font>

7
00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,355
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So what?
Come on man, these pretences by Akheraj--</font>

8
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shut up! Speak of him respectfully.
Mr. Akheraj.</font>

9
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And what the hell is "man".
I'm your father, have you forgotten?</font>

10
00:00:40,938 --> 00:00:42,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm not your friend.</font>

11
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Father, are you okay
with my life being blown to pieces</font>

12
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">for the sake
of your respected Mr. Akheraj?</font>

13
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He'll make me his lapdog!</font>

14
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Very good.</font>

15
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">From an idiot to a lapdog.
That's impressive growth.</font>

16
00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I can't talk to him
when he's like this. Say something.</font>

17
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Plain or with tobacco?
-Plain.</font>

18
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And, listen,</font>

19
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">you think too highly of yourself,
don't you?</font>

20
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What do you think?</font>

21
00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:06,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He couldn't find a better guy than you
in the entire community?</font>

22
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He couldn't, because there isn't.</font>

23
00:01:08,855 --> 00:01:11,855
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I've been acing my classes since school,
and his daughter knows this.</font>

24
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">His daughter knows?</font>

25
00:01:13,105 --> 00:01:15,188
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Which means the girl took a fancy to you?</font>

26
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You studied together when you were kids,
she fell in love with you.</font>

27
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">She was in the same school as you.
Which means…</font>

28
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This doesn't have
any political motive, does it?</font>

29
00:01:25,021 --> 00:01:26,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But I don't love her.</font>

30
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am in love with someone else.</font>

31
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">With Golden?</font>

32
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mom, we're having a serious discussion.</font>

33
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Who is it?
-I'm in love with Shikha.</font>

34
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shikha? Who is she, Agarwal's daughter?</font>

35
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes. And let me tell you one more thing,
I won't accept any dowry from her.</font>

36
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">She can't afford to pay it, anyway.</font>

37
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'll consume poison
if Agarwal's daughter--</font>

38
00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:51,563
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I will kill myself before you!</font>

39
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I'm in love with her.
-With whom?</font>

40
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey, don't give us
this soppy excuse of love,</font>

41
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">do you understand?</font>

42
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">At your age,
I used to fall in love every day.</font>

43
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Go to Bijnor and find out for yourself.</font>

44
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You'll come across quite a few kids there,
a year older and younger</font>

45
00:02:06,563 --> 00:02:08,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">who look just like you.</font>

46
00:02:08,146 --> 00:02:09,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You'll get tired of taking selfies.</font>

47
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Dad!
-Mom, will you please say something?</font>

48
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He was quite a stud.</font>

49
00:02:14,021 --> 00:02:16,313
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-What the…
-He would visit the gym there.</font>

50
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Would you like to say something
on this topic?</font>

51
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Son, all I know
is that you should marry someone</font>

52
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">who you love.</font>

53
00:02:25,063 --> 00:02:29,146
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But it's better
if you marry someone who loves you.</font>

54
00:02:29,230 --> 00:02:31,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, God, my life is ruined!</font>

55
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mom, Dad, please get this straight,
I won't marry her.</font>

56
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And why not?</font>

57
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, you came?</font>

58
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're here.</font>

59
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's arguing that he won't marry
if he has to ride on horseback.</font>

60
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Ask him yourself.
-What were you saying?</font>

61
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why won't you ride on a horse?</font>

62
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Animal cruelty.</font>

63
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just because he's educated,
he thinks he is very smart.</font>

64
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Ask him,
the tea that he drinks in the morning,</font>

65
00:03:00,688 --> 00:03:03,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">what is it made with? Milk, right?</font>

66
00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He doesn't consider that
as animal cruelty? Ask him.</font>

67
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Listen, the wedding will be done
as per our wishes.</font>

68
00:03:15,146 --> 00:03:19,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And you will arrive on horseback.
Do you understand, brother-in-law?</font>

69
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Put it away. Bring that here.
You, wait a second.</font>

70
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-This is for you.
-Hey!</font>

71
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There is no need for all this.</font>

72
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The thing is, the press has started
getting a whiff of this wedding.</font>

73
00:03:37,855 --> 00:03:39,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They're going to hound you constantly.</font>

74
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Anyway, there's been quite a hue and cry
after the SSP's murder.</font>

75
00:03:44,605 --> 00:03:45,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But that…</font>

76
00:03:45,771 --> 00:03:49,021
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's been solved. The driver confessed.</font>

77
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My brother-in-law is a good luck charm,</font>

78
00:03:52,688 --> 00:03:55,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">the moment he came into our family,
the issue got resolved.</font>

79
00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:59,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Vicky is very lucky.
For us, and for everybody else.</font>

80
00:04:01,438 --> 00:04:06,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">All right, arrange for some snacks.
Go and help out.</font>

81
00:04:07,813 --> 00:04:08,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey!</font>

82
00:04:09,688 --> 00:04:10,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He is just very shy.</font>

83
00:04:11,521 --> 00:04:14,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-We'll leave now.
-Hey, son.</font>

84
00:04:15,771 --> 00:04:17,480
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">At least call me uncle now.</font>

85
00:04:18,313 --> 00:04:22,355
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We're going to be related now. No?</font>

86
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Mr. Akheraj Awasthi's driver,</i>
<i>Sumant Mishra,</i></font>

87
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>came to the Azad Nagar Police Station</i>
<i>and confessed the crime.</i></font>

88
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>He brought with him a few pieces</i>
<i>of the SSP's uniform as proof.</i></font>

89
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>I was going to drop the SSP home.</i></font>

90
00:04:43,813 --> 00:04:48,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>I ran a red light, and he got upset.</i>
<i>He scolded me.</i></font>

91
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>I too got upset, so I cut him into pieces.</i></font>

92
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Life was testing me.</i></font>

93
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>But someone whose brother and father</i>
<i>have guns, blades and bombs</i></font>

94
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>cannot be fought with</i>
<i>with bathroom slippers.</i></font>

95
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>My father searched into whole sky</i></font>

96
00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:12,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>And has brought a moon for me</i></font>

97
00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:15,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>My father searched into whole sky</i></font>

98
00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:19,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>And has brought a moon for me</i></font>

99
00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:22,480
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>My hands are adorned with heena</i></font>

100
00:05:22,563 --> 00:05:25,855
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>My doli is so beautifully decorated</i></font>

101
00:05:25,938 --> 00:05:29,188
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>The whole house of my father</i>
<i>is shining so beautifully</i></font>

102
00:05:29,271 --> 00:05:32,480
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>My father searched into whole sky</i></font>

103
00:05:32,563 --> 00:05:35,563
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>And has brought a moon for me</i></font>

104
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Are you happy?
-Yeah.</font>

105
00:05:41,438 --> 00:05:45,938
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That's the only thing
that matters, darling. Always stay happy.</font>

106
00:05:47,813 --> 00:05:50,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If anything else happens,
I will take care of it.</font>

107
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I know that, Dad.</font>

108
00:06:09,563 --> 00:06:12,813
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Our sources have confirmed</i>
<i>that Akheraj Awasthi is ready</i></font>

109
00:06:12,896 --> 00:06:17,521
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>to marry his daughter</i>
<i>to his accountant's son.</i></font>

110
00:06:17,605 --> 00:06:21,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>We have heard that Akheraj Awasthi's</i>
<i>daughter and soon-to-be son in-law</i></font>

111
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>used to study in the same school,</i>
<i>where their love story began.</i></font>

112
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I know you've seen
my missed calls, Shikha.</font>

113
00:07:29,105 --> 00:07:30,521
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">At least answer the phone.</font>

114
00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:41,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">At least message me.
Please listen to what I have to say.</font>

115
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shikha?</font>

116
00:08:15,355 --> 00:08:17,521
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shikha, hear me out.</font>

117
00:08:18,188 --> 00:08:21,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You haven't been answering my calls--
-Don't make a scene here.</font>

118
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">At least talk to--</font>

119
00:08:26,813 --> 00:08:28,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The whole town
is talking about your wedding.</font>

120
00:08:28,771 --> 00:08:31,355
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Whatever was to be heard,
I have heard it from everyone already.</font>

121
00:08:31,438 --> 00:08:33,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I can't listen to it anymore.</font>

122
00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shikha, I am telling you--</font>

123
00:08:34,855 --> 00:08:37,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You've been making things up for so long…</font>

124
00:08:40,063 --> 00:08:42,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, I'm Vikrant.</font>

125
00:08:42,771 --> 00:08:45,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I know. Come inside.</font>

126
00:08:53,146 --> 00:08:55,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shikha, do you love Vikrant as well?</font>

127
00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:02,938
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You should've told me earlier.
What will we tell Mr. Sharma now?</font>

128
00:09:05,438 --> 00:09:07,855
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mr. Akheraj wants to
get his daughter married to you.</font>

129
00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:10,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, he is forcing me to do it.</font>

130
00:09:10,521 --> 00:09:12,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What do you wish to do?</font>

131
00:09:14,730 --> 00:09:16,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I wish to marry your daughter.</font>

132
00:09:18,021 --> 00:09:21,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How many girls will you marry?
You're already marrying one.</font>

133
00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:26,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am aware of my present situation.</font>

134
00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:33,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sir, my love for Shikha is genuine.</font>

135
00:09:35,396 --> 00:09:38,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And, it'll be a shame
if I don't fight for her.</font>

136
00:09:40,105 --> 00:09:40,938
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dad?</font>

137
00:09:43,271 --> 00:09:44,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We are already engaged.</font>

138
00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:48,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's made of aluminum,</font>

139
00:09:48,730 --> 00:09:50,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">but he'll buy me a gold ring
once he gets a job.</font>

140
00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:57,313
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I mean, what options do you have?</font>

141
00:09:58,896 --> 00:10:02,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If we delay Shikha's wedding
by six months or even a year,</font>

142
00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:04,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">what do you plan on doing?</font>

143
00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:07,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You cannot say no to Mr. Akheraj,</font>

144
00:10:08,521 --> 00:10:11,146
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">neither can the two of you elope.</font>

145
00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:14,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If you elope, you know what will happen
to all of us here, right?</font>

146
00:10:16,230 --> 00:10:17,480
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What then?</font>

147
00:10:24,730 --> 00:10:25,855
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There is only one way.</font>

148
00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:29,021
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Something must happen</font>

149
00:10:29,105 --> 00:10:32,480
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">that forces Mr. Akheraj
to break the alliance himself.</font>

150
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,813
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do you have any solution?</font>

151
00:10:40,313 --> 00:10:42,146
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>I have a solution.</i></font>

152
00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:47,188
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Should I find someone else</i>
<i>to quench my thirst?</i></font>

153
00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:49,938
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>You won't be able</i>
<i>to do anything, handsome.</i></font>

154
00:10:50,021 --> 00:10:50,855
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Nothing.</i></font>

155
00:10:53,688 --> 00:10:56,855
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Doesn't this dialogue sound like
it's straight out of your life?</font>

156
00:10:57,896 --> 00:10:59,605
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You too are unable to do anything.</font>

157
00:11:00,396 --> 00:11:02,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am telling you, get married to Purva.</font>

158
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:03,813
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Life is giving you a chance</font>

159
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:06,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">to dive into
a 5-star hotel's swimming pool,</font>

160
00:11:06,188 --> 00:11:07,855
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and you want to swim in a drain.</font>

161
00:11:07,938 --> 00:11:09,021
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Did I ask for your advice?</font>

162
00:11:09,105 --> 00:11:10,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey, man, let me watch!</font>

163
00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:14,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come with me, I want to talk to you.</font>

164
00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:17,938
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come. Come on.</font>

165
00:11:18,021 --> 00:11:20,188
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'll miss the dialogue.
Dolly's about to climax.</font>

166
00:11:20,271 --> 00:11:21,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Darling.</i></font>

167
00:11:21,188 --> 00:11:25,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What is your problem, man?
You're like the climax killer of my life.</font>

168
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dolly was about to climax,
and you dragged me here.</font>

169
00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:32,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Golden, take off your clothes.
-Why should I?</font>

170
00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:35,313
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Take them off.
-But why should I take off my clothes?</font>

171
00:11:36,021 --> 00:11:37,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Aren't you my friend?</font>

172
00:11:37,188 --> 00:11:39,605
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I am, but do I need to prove it
by getting naked?</font>

173
00:11:39,688 --> 00:11:41,938
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I have a plan. You won't understand.
Take them off.</font>

174
00:11:42,021 --> 00:11:44,188
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Screw your plan. I'm missing the film.</font>

175
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:47,021
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Are you really gonna do this to me now?
-Why are you getting…</font>

176
00:11:47,105 --> 00:11:49,563
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Why are you getting emotional?
-Hey, asshole.</font>

177
00:11:49,646 --> 00:11:52,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I must've gotten beaten up
at least ten times because of you.</font>

178
00:11:52,771 --> 00:11:55,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Have you forgotten about Chausar Bagh?
When were caught stealing mangoes?</font>

179
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I took the mangoes from you
and stood in front of you like a shield.</font>

180
00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:02,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't forget that
your math distinctions are because of me.</font>

181
00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:05,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">With the math you knew, you wouldn't
have even passed the fourth grade.</font>

182
00:12:07,313 --> 00:12:08,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, man, you…</font>

183
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:12,938
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You always bring up old favors.
Tell me what I'm supposed to do.</font>

184
00:12:14,813 --> 00:12:16,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Take off your clothes.
-I'm doing that.</font>

185
00:12:18,521 --> 00:12:19,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What am I supposed to do?</font>

186
00:12:21,813 --> 00:12:24,521
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If I spread this rumor in the media
that I'm gay,</font>

187
00:12:25,646 --> 00:12:28,021
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">that I am not attracted to women…</font>

188
00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:29,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you not attracted to women?</font>

189
00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:32,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Imagine what a scandal it will be.</font>

190
00:12:34,396 --> 00:12:36,480
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Akheraj will never agree
to such a wedding.</font>

191
00:12:36,563 --> 00:12:39,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Oh, man, this wedding has become…
-Do one thing, come here.</font>

192
00:12:41,396 --> 00:12:43,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bend over here, like this.</font>

193
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bend over…</font>

194
00:12:47,438 --> 00:12:50,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey, man, what are you making me do?</font>

195
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-A little to the front…
-Will I have to take off my underwear?</font>

196
00:12:54,813 --> 00:12:56,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, no. I'm keeping this here,
it won't show.</font>

197
00:12:56,730 --> 00:12:58,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Should I smile a little?</font>

198
00:13:00,188 --> 00:13:01,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah, sure, go ahead.</font>

199
00:13:03,271 --> 00:13:04,188
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Be ready.</font>

200
00:13:14,188 --> 00:13:16,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You be ready. Stay right there.</font>

201
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">One, two, and…</font>

202
00:13:23,313 --> 00:13:25,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why should I bend over? You bend over.</font>

203
00:13:25,188 --> 00:13:27,021
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey, man, I just explained it to you.</font>

204
00:13:27,105 --> 00:13:29,605
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I mean, I understand that
you don't want to get married,</font>

205
00:13:29,688 --> 00:13:32,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">but why should the town call me a twink
because of that?</font>

206
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is a small town.
People have a narrow outlook here.</font>

207
00:13:36,771 --> 00:13:39,521
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The one who does it is spared,
but the one who takes it is judged.</font>

208
00:13:39,605 --> 00:13:40,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Disgusting folks.</font>

209
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:44,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">My market value will dip,
and I will become the laughing stock, man.</font>

210
00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:47,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I won't get girls tomorrow onwards,
and guys will line up instead.</font>

211
00:13:47,355 --> 00:13:49,521
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay, don't think about me.
Think about yourself.</font>

212
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shikha will refuse to do it too…</font>

213
00:13:57,355 --> 00:13:59,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Actually, I didn't think of this.</font>

214
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You should just retire
your thought process now.</font>

215
00:14:08,355 --> 00:14:12,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Our elders fooled us when they taught us</i>
<i>that truth doesn't bow before power.</i></font>

216
00:14:13,771 --> 00:14:15,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Here, the truth was shaking with fear.</i></font>

217
00:14:20,938 --> 00:14:26,146
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Golden, can you get me a girl?</font>

218
00:14:28,521 --> 00:14:32,605
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey, what if mom and dad
find out about this?</font>

219
00:14:32,688 --> 00:14:34,313
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Will you go and tell them about this?</font>

220
00:14:34,396 --> 00:14:36,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Have you lost your mind?</font>

221
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,938
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I won't, but what if something goes wrong?</font>

222
00:14:41,021 --> 00:14:42,605
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Then I'll marry you.</font>

223
00:14:44,438 --> 00:14:45,813
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But, nothing will go wrong.</font>

224
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come, come.</font>

225
00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:06,938
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Very good, yes, good, good, good.</font>

226
00:15:08,188 --> 00:15:09,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Remove it.</font>

227
00:15:11,605 --> 00:15:15,021
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come, remove it completely.</font>

228
00:15:16,188 --> 00:15:17,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come, come, be confident.</font>

229
00:15:20,563 --> 00:15:23,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey, take off your bra. Take it off.</font>

230
00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:26,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you crazy? You want me
to take it off in front of him?</font>

231
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah, because there's no point otherwise.</font>

232
00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:32,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Is your mind a sink?
Don't you have any shame?</font>

233
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:35,813
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You are the one who has to undress,
why should I be ashamed?</font>

234
00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:38,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now, hurry up. We're wasting time.</font>

235
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,563
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Listen, leave it on.</font>

236
00:15:40,646 --> 00:15:44,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Without it, the video won't be hot--
-Leave it, we'll do it like this.</font>

237
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do what you want.</font>

238
00:16:00,313 --> 00:16:02,563
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just make these changes, okay? Yup.</font>

239
00:16:06,063 --> 00:16:10,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}Dirty pictures
of Akheraj's would-be son in-law…</font>

240
00:16:10,855 --> 00:16:11,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Interesting.</font>

241
00:16:13,355 --> 00:16:14,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is called breaking news.</font>

242
00:16:29,063 --> 00:16:30,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">LIFE WON IN THE MIDST OF
THE FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS</font>

243
00:17:09,438 --> 00:17:11,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm coming, man.</font>

244
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Idiotic people banging on my door
this early in the morning.</font>

245
00:17:13,813 --> 00:17:16,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey, man, what happened?</font>

246
00:17:16,855 --> 00:17:17,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Nothing got printed.</font>

247
00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:22,813
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}<i>Akriti who is almost 15 years younger</i>
<i>than Daksh Bakhshi.</i></font>

248
00:17:23,646 --> 00:17:25,563
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No point in pushing the buttons
of the remote.</font>

249
00:17:25,646 --> 00:17:28,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I told you yesterday
to let Sonia undress more.</font>

250
00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:34,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Our correspondent is present at the spot</i>
<i>where this murder took place yesterday,</i></font>

251
00:17:34,313 --> 00:17:37,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>which has raised many questions</i>
<i>to our nation.</i></font>

252
00:17:37,688 --> 00:17:39,563
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now that you're here,
at least make me tea.</font>

253
00:17:46,396 --> 00:17:48,605
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The old man said that and left.</font>

254
00:17:49,188 --> 00:17:52,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But the old woman replied,
"City city, bang-bang."</font>

255
00:17:56,021 --> 00:17:58,355
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mr. Mishra didn't get my joke, did he?</font>

256
00:17:58,438 --> 00:17:59,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I don't understand English, sir.</font>

257
00:18:01,188 --> 00:18:03,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't bother with the English,
understand the English woman.</font>

258
00:18:04,313 --> 00:18:05,563
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, come on in.</font>

259
00:18:05,646 --> 00:18:08,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Good you came at the right time.
Listen, those…</font>

260
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Is the press outside? Okay.
-Yes.</font>

261
00:18:11,063 --> 00:18:14,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Listen, son, the press is outside.
Go and announce your wedding date.</font>

262
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:20,813
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I want to talk to you about--
-Listen, give a nice interview,</font>

263
00:18:21,396 --> 00:18:23,355
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">and tell them how you and Purva had dreams</font>

264
00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:25,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">of getting married since you were kids.</font>

265
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,938
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Then, you spoke to your dad,
and asked him to talk to me, okay?</font>

266
00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:30,521
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But none of this happened, sir.</font>

267
00:18:36,188 --> 00:18:39,563
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">From now onwards, this is will be deemed
as the real version.</font>

268
00:18:40,438 --> 00:18:43,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The thing is that you are
going to be a part of our family.</font>

269
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:48,313
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You will have to understand
how politics works, won't you?</font>

270
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:53,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Listen, son, in politics,
your image matters the most.</font>

271
00:18:55,063 --> 00:19:00,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The press is waiting outside.
Go and paint a rosy picture, okay?</font>

272
00:19:00,146 --> 00:19:01,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I cannot go ahead with this wedding.</font>

273
00:19:11,063 --> 00:19:13,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please come, we'll go and talk outside.</font>

274
00:19:26,105 --> 00:19:28,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You can't go ahead with this wedding?</font>

275
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:33,355
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Sir, I love someone else--
-Why didn't you say that earlier, asshole?</font>

276
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You should've told us about this.
Why didn't you?</font>

277
00:19:43,271 --> 00:19:44,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I never got a chance.</font>

278
00:19:45,146 --> 00:19:48,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Everything happened so quickly
that no one asked me.</font>

279
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,938
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay, then. Come and sit.</font>

280
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sit down.</font>

281
00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Who is the girl?</font>

282
00:20:20,521 --> 00:20:21,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">She is not from this city.</font>

283
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:26,563
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">She lives in Mathura.
We met on Facebook two years ago.</font>

284
00:20:29,105 --> 00:20:30,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's an Internet website.</font>

285
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:35,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Where people hook up, right?
-No, that's a different one.</font>

286
00:20:35,813 --> 00:20:37,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What do you mean?</font>

287
00:20:38,688 --> 00:20:41,355
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do people not hook up after meeting there?</font>

288
00:20:42,146 --> 00:20:46,563
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No, they could hook up,
but this is a different website.</font>

289
00:20:48,938 --> 00:20:53,605
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Dharmesh, do one thing.
Tell the press that the boy is a <i>manglik.</i></font>

290
00:20:54,396 --> 00:20:56,813
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-I'm not a <i>manglik.</i>
-But your deeds prove otherwise.</font>

291
00:20:58,688 --> 00:21:01,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now that you've done the damage,
we'll have to control it.</font>

292
00:21:02,271 --> 00:21:04,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Tell them that the boy
turned out to be <i>manglik,</i></font>

293
00:21:05,021 --> 00:21:07,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">so we'll announce the wedding date later.</font>

294
00:21:08,063 --> 00:21:10,813
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-The engagement ceremony will be today.
-Engagement?</font>

295
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:14,605
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The engagement will have to be today.
All arrangements are made.</font>

296
00:21:14,688 --> 00:21:17,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Invites have been sent,
guests will arrive in the evening.</font>

297
00:21:17,146 --> 00:21:18,355
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will we tell them?</font>

298
00:21:19,271 --> 00:21:20,480
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will I tell Purva?</font>

299
00:21:22,188 --> 00:21:23,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The engagement will be today.</font>

300
00:21:28,188 --> 00:21:29,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay, look,</font>

301
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">we'll break off the engagement
after a couple of days.</font>

302
00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:35,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That's common, right?</font>

303
00:21:37,813 --> 00:21:41,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But until that happens,</font>

304
00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:45,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">no one should get a whiff of this.</font>

305
00:21:47,688 --> 00:21:52,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Purva in the least. Do you understand?</font>

306
00:21:55,438 --> 00:21:58,188
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Engagement? What does that mean?</font>

307
00:22:00,146 --> 00:22:02,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But this news
will spread across the country.</font>

308
00:22:03,646 --> 00:22:05,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What will I tell my parents?</font>

309
00:22:05,146 --> 00:22:07,188
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But I am going to break it off eventually.</font>

310
00:22:07,771 --> 00:22:08,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What if you can't?</font>

311
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's not an idiot.</font>

312
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:13,855
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I told him.
He knows that I don't love his daughter.</font>

313
00:22:14,813 --> 00:22:18,313
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mom and Dad are coming back in three days.
I'll have to leave with them then.</font>

314
00:22:19,188 --> 00:22:20,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay, I'll call you back.</font>

315
00:22:33,313 --> 00:22:34,146
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yes?</font>

316
00:22:37,605 --> 00:22:38,521
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on!</font>

317
00:22:42,813 --> 00:22:45,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on, break it open!</font>

318
00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:01,605
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pallavi!</font>

319
00:23:02,313 --> 00:23:05,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Make two or three more flower garlands,
for the temple.</font>

320
00:23:05,313 --> 00:23:07,855
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Put this all over the house.
Don't worry about the money.</font>

321
00:23:07,938 --> 00:23:10,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-So much expense?
-You'll always be middle class.</font>

322
00:23:10,313 --> 00:23:12,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come here. You've made your mother
so happy. Have some sweets.</font>

323
00:23:12,771 --> 00:23:13,855
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-You have it, mom.
-Vicky!</font>

324
00:23:13,938 --> 00:23:15,521
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Come with me.
-Where to?</font>

325
00:23:15,605 --> 00:23:17,855
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Come with me!
-We're putting up lights in every corner.</font>

326
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Put up black lights.
-What?</font>

327
00:23:19,521 --> 00:23:21,188
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He is talking rubbish. Black lights…</font>

328
00:23:21,271 --> 00:23:23,021
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Leave me!
-Come on!</font>

329
00:23:23,105 --> 00:23:25,021
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Have you lost your mind? What are you…</font>

330
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,021
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Surprise.</font>

331
00:23:52,771 --> 00:23:55,771
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I came here discreetly, just to meet you.</font>

332
00:23:56,438 --> 00:23:59,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's very difficult for me
to be discreet, but still…</font>

333
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,563
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's such a nice feeling, right?</font>

334
00:24:04,271 --> 00:24:05,188
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you scared?</font>

335
00:24:09,730 --> 00:24:13,646
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Ma'am, please let's go.
Otherwise sir will beat me to a pulp.</font>

336
00:24:14,146 --> 00:24:15,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm coming in a second.</font>

337
00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:20,355
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Be there on time,
otherwise I will have you abducted.</font>

338
00:25:11,438 --> 00:25:13,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Vicky? Hey, Vicky!</font>

339
00:25:14,563 --> 00:25:17,355
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">-Are you sleeping?
-Yeah.</font>

340
00:25:18,188 --> 00:25:20,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay, sleep. Your story has gone viral.</font>

341
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Which story?</font>

342
00:25:24,188 --> 00:25:26,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You've received
the Presidential medal for stupidity.</font>

343
00:25:26,813 --> 00:25:28,896
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The news about Purva and your wedding.</font>

344
00:25:30,313 --> 00:25:32,146
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Damn it! Get your TV fixed.</font>

345
00:25:32,688 --> 00:25:35,188
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look at this. Just look at this.</font>

346
00:25:35,855 --> 00:25:37,355
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Even on this channel.</font>

347
00:25:38,855 --> 00:25:42,605
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Look at you here, you have gone viral
that too with your clothes on.</font>

348
00:25:43,896 --> 00:25:45,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You look nice beside her.</font>

349
00:25:46,438 --> 00:25:49,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Horrifying news coming in</i>
<i>from the Nagra dam,</i></font>

350
00:25:49,355 --> 00:25:52,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>where the chopped up body of a woman</i>
<i>has been found.</i></font>

351
00:25:52,146 --> 00:25:55,813
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Although, until all the pieces</i>
<i>of the woman's body are recovered,</i></font>

352
00:25:55,896 --> 00:25:58,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>it's very difficult</i>
<i>to ascertain her identity.</i></font>

353
00:25:59,063 --> 00:26:02,105
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Look at this. Yogesh, come quickly!</i>
<i>Look, Yogesh!</i></font>

354
00:26:02,188 --> 00:26:04,813
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>-The woman's hand…</i>
-Poor thing.</font>

355
00:26:05,688 --> 00:26:06,980
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>The woman's left hand,</i></font>

356
00:26:07,063 --> 00:26:11,313
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>which has an aluminum ring</i>
<i>in the ring finger,</i></font>

357
00:26:11,396 --> 00:26:15,146
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>makes this case similar to…</i></font>

358
00:26:15,855 --> 00:26:18,813
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hey! Vicky!</font>

359
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:22,438
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Vicky! Hey, Vicky!</font>

360
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,313
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The divers leaping in</font>

361
00:26:26,396 --> 00:26:30,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">are looking for
the rest of the pieces of the body.</font>

362
00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:37,605
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The police has reached the spot.
They'll try to retrieve the body parts.</font>

363
00:26:40,146 --> 00:26:43,271
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The police is trying
to look for the corpse with their batons.</font>

364
00:27:38,521 --> 00:27:41,605
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Those deep, dark eyes</i></font>

365
00:27:42,896 --> 00:27:45,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>That blush in your cheeks</i></font>

366
00:27:47,188 --> 00:27:50,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>That piercing gaze</i></font>

367
00:27:51,646 --> 00:27:54,730
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>That doe-like walk</i></font>

368
00:30:24,313 --> 00:30:27,355
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Those deep, dark eyes</i></font>

369
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,480
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>That blush in your cheeks</i></font>

