-Where have you brought me? -I have not kidnapped you.
I am your husband. Have some faith in me.
Last time also you brought me blindfold.
And I fell so badly that had to tie a bandage on my leg.
You fell because of your mistake.
Am I magician Samrat that I ride motorcycle blindfold.
For God's sake please be quiet.
I am quiet from the day I married you.
Your mother's, sister's and sister-in-law's...
-What? -I can speak only if they remain quiet.
All day they talk a lot.
I find this not a house but a zoo.
The day I get fed up I am going to commit suicide.
Instead of making you blindfold I should have tied your lips.
-What did you say? -Nothing. Come with me.
You are still stuck on my family members.
I brought you here to give you birthday surprise.
Surprise?
My dear, you have brought me to such a beautiful house.
Whose house is this?
Ours.
Does this mean that we will stay here?
We and our family as well.
Take these keys and go and give it to your mother.
I am leaving. You stay with your family.
Listen to me.
Not that family but our family.
Really? Oh, God...
-Rogue. -Really?
"Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok!"
"Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok!"
"Tick... Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok!"
"Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok!"
"Tick... Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok!"
"Your beautiful dress impresses me."
"Everyone can guess our love story."
"Your beautiful dress impresses me."
"Everyone can guess our love story."
"I keep looking at your beautiful dress."
"I want to put a video of ours Billo on tiktok."
"I want to make a video reel with you, Billo."
"Your beautiful dress impresses me."
"Everyone can guess our love story."
"Your beautiful dress impresses me."
"Everyone can guess our love story."
"Tick... Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok!"
"Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok!"
"Tick... Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok!"
"Tiktok! Tiktok! Tiktok!"
"By playing a romantic song in the background"
"we will share our feelings, dear."
"How good does our pair look?"
"We will ask about it in the comments, dear."
"How good does our pair look?"
"We will ask about it in the comments, dear."
"You may check stories, I will get it checked completely."
"I want to put a video of ours Billo on tiktok."
"I want to make a video reel with you, Billo."
"Your beautiful dress impresses me."
"Everyone can guess our love story."
"Your beautiful dress impresses me."
"Everyone can guess our love story."
"The young boy does not flirt like others."
"He tells everything personally."
"I have no intention of doing time pass."
"You have touched my heart."
"I have no intention of doing time pass."
"You have touched my heart."
"Today I will take my beloved for a ride in my car."
"I want to put a video of ours Billo on tiktok."
"I want to make a video reel with you, Billo."
Navi, I have set this house as per my wish.
And now everything will happen in this house as I say.
As you say, my dear.
Navi, I am serious.
Your mother and family should not enter this house for 3-4 months.
Otherwise, there would be not anyone as bad as me.
As it is there is no one bad like you.
I mean to say no one will come.
Promise me that we will live peacefully.
Promise, my dear.
Promise me that we will live peacefully.
Of course, we will. Why not?
Promise me that no one will come between us.
it's not possible that someone will come.
I promise baby that no one will come.
Are you sure, baby?
"Beautiful Billo... "
"Billo beautiful. Billo... "
"Beautiful Billo... "
"Billo beautiful. Billo"
"Beautiful Billo... "
"Billo beautiful. Billo."
"Billo, Billo, Billo... "
Because of these actions I don't like indigenous people.
No problem. It is okay.
Look at this.
Taxi.
'If you cannot handle alone then I will come back.'
No... do not come back without papers.
'I don't want my child to study in that old fashioned school in Punjab.'
'I will get him admitted here to an English medium school.'
'Fool, are you doing all this to make him study there?'
Of course. I would be at peace
when my child would curse sister-in-law's son in English.
Don't worry. I will manage on my own.
'Do one thing. Go to brother Balbir.'
'He is a nice person. He will surely help you find a place to stay.'
Bakhtaar Singh, you are very innocent.
The previous idiot landlord also seemed nice to you.
That scoundrel called police on the third day.
Let me get permanent here.
Then I will drag that rogue from his beard.
'Calm down, dear.'
'You anger rises just like petrol prices.'
'You are in a foreign land so will have to trust someone or the other.'
'I am sending the address. Go and meet him.'
Okay.
Please come.
You are very different from other Punjabis.
Thank you for making me laugh so much.
Madam, by thanking me you made me sound like a stranger.
It is better you remain a stranger.
How much do I have to pay you? And then get lost.
What are you talking? Have I ever asked money from you?
It was better you would have slapped me.
I felt like doing that but your grey beard stopped me.
Look sister-in-law, I consider him as my younger brother
and he is shouting at me.
Navi, I have noticed this too.
Why do you talk like this with Mr. Balbir?
I don't know sister-in-law.
I think his alignment has to be set right just like my car.
-Then he will be set right. -We were just joking.
We love each other. You may go in.
-Okay. Bye, Mr. Balbir. -Yes, go, go...
Bye, bye, sister-in-law. Take care.
-Give me 600 pound. -600?
Shall I show sister-in-law?
Don't blackmail me with this photo.
God knows which inauspicious night it was when you met me.
It was night of your bachelor party.
Don't show me your face again.
Just think about it.
-Hello. -'Greetings.'
-Greetings. -I am Billo speaking,
Bakhtaar's wife. Is there any place for me to stay?
What are you saying, sister-in-law? You are welcome here anytime.
This is your own house. Tell me when you wish to come.
I am standing out.
Are you standing out?
'Even a diabetic patient has no urge to urinate fast as she has come.'
Coming, sister-in-law. Coming.
This is my house, sister-in-law.
Such a big house?
Why did you waste so much space? You should have made swimming pool here.
I...
I am not going to stay here.
Come out. I know you are inside.
Scoundrel, why did you call the police?
No sister-in-law, he is my landlord.
You had said that your family is coming from Punjab.
Is your family coming from Punjab walking that it has not reached yet?
Either give rent today or pack your bags and leave.
Open the door, you idiot. I will not spare you.
He is ready to throw you out then how will let me stay here.
I am leaving.
Greetings, sister-in-law.
-That... -When did you come?
Sister-in-law? I am of the age of your daughter.
How dare you call me sister-in-law?
Sister-in-law, I look to be old but I am still unmarried.
Now you will not get married.
You seem to be 2-3 years elder to God.
You are of a very jovial nature, sister-in-law.
Where are you going with the bag?
I picked my bag because he said that our landlord is a scoundrel.
He is not going to let us stay without rent.
Shall we leave?
-Let's... -What are you saying, sister-in-law?
I am not that hard hearted.
You can stay here for as long as you want.
No rent required.
-And the earlier rent? -No need to pay that as well.
-But on one condition. -What?
Get me hooked with a beautiful girl like her.
Okay, sister-in-law, I will leave. Good bye.
I have made arrangement for my stay.
-Now arrange for me as well. -What?
I do not believe what you say.
And if the secret is revealed in front of landlord
then you will be on the road, brother.
I had filed 2-4 complaints against my husband as well.
-Are you threatening me? -Think it this way.
Surprise.
It is your everyday job. I will call police someday.
I will call sister-in-law. Sister-in-law will call the lawyer
And the lawyer will prepare divorce papers.
And because of all that your life is going to be in a mess.
Tell me, how much do you want?
I do not want pound today.
Keep that woman in your house for 3-4 days.
What has happened?
Who will keep me then?
Because of my family my wife does not like Punjabis.
She is a total Punjabi.
You will make me homeless too. Have you thought about it?
You have to think about it.
If you don't then I have already thought about it.
-What is this, dude? -Nothing, dude.
I had told you sister that this boy is very nice.
Come in, sister. He cannot see Punjabis in trouble.
Even if the problem is in Punjab he helps sitting here.
Isn't it? Come on. Please come.
Here is her bag. Take her in. Go, sister.
Come.
Mr. Balbir aid that you were married.
Your wife...
Where is she?
Not to be seen.
She should not be seen.
Otherwise, along with your bag even mine is going to be out.
-Come. -Okay.
This way. Just think about it sister.
My wife does not let my family stay in this house then how will she allow you?
You will have to stay in the room upstairs till I do not tell
and convince her in my own way. Hiding.
Okay.
Come.
Not there. Even I seek permission before entering.
His is my wife's room. We have to go upstairs.
Are you taking me upstairs in this condition?
Brother, I have to come down as well.
If you come down then I am going to die.
Come.
Be careful.
Take care of your head.
It was better if you made it at a height.
Come.
This is your room.
Now you don't have come down.
But I have to go to washroom every five minutes.
You may go after every three minutes but you won't come down.
I feel hungry every 10 minutes...
You will get everything here.
-But you... -I know. I don't have to come down.
Yes.
I am not scared of police as much as he is scared of his wife.
Baby, she is my friend's wife.
She has come here after fighting with him.
Can we keep her for 4 days in the room upstairs?
Baby, she is my friend's wife.
She has come here after fighting with him.
Can we keep her for 4 days in the room upstairs?
Baby...
Baby, she is my friend's wife.
She has come here after fighting with him.
Can we keep her for 4 days in the room upstairs?
Why are you requesting?
By saying this Pallavi's husband brought a woman home.
And that woman took charge of the house.
Pallavi divorced him. Did she do the right thing?
Yes.
No, she did not do the right thing.
If I was on her place I would have killed him.
Baby, why are you becoming pale?
Come on, I will get something for you to eat.
No, I am not hungry. I am not hungry.
But I am hungry.
Even you don't eat. Look, you have put on so much weight.
-Really? -Yes.
Even Sonam was saying that I have put on weight.
We will sleep early and not have dinner.
Will I have to buy new clothes now?
-I will buy for you on your credit card. -Okay.
-We will sleep early. -But make sure...
-Early to bed. Early to rise. -Last time you broke your promise.
Navi, who is that woman whom you have kept hiding at home?
Tell me the truth. Who is my co-wife?
-What are you doing here? -Is curfew imposed here?
I had told you not to come down.
Baby wanted to eat ice cream.
So you should have sent baby downstairs. Why did you come?
Baby cannot come alone. He has to come with me.
What will you take to go upstairs?
Let my enemies go up. Why should I go up when I am fine?
Upstairs in the room?
-Box of ice cream. -Take it quickly and leave.
-Box of ice cream? -What is happening?
That...
What are you blabbering?
You told me that I had gained weight and you are enjoying ice cream.
-That... baby wanted to eat. -Which baby?
I am the baby.
You lovingly call me baby. I felt like eating.
If I cannot eat anything then even you will not eat.
Come with me.
He is rightly scared of his shrewd wife.
Good morning.
Sonika, why haven't you left yet?
Today, before going to office I have to go for some work with Sonam.
Sonam is waiting for you. You will get late for work, baby.
-You should leave now. -Let me eat breakfast comfortably.
Because of comfort you might be thrown out of the office.
You must leave now.
Baby, you take so much care of me. Today, we will have a relaxed dinner.
I shall cook Italian food for you and you get some wine.
I will get it. Now you leave.
-See you at dinner. -Bye.
Bye. See you.
What are you doing here? You reach anywhere.
-I had told you not to come down. -I did not come down willingly.
Your rotten ice cream affected my health.
Now take me to hospital.
Come.
What is the name of your spouse?
Have you got an Id?
Id?
One second.
-One second. -Okay.
My name is Baaji Rao Birmingham.
My sharp eyes can recognize a person very well.
Till now I have arrested 98 cheaters.
Very soon I am going to make century of cheaters.
Just two cheaters are remaining.
What is the matter? Why are you scared?
I am so scary that even a dumb person starts speaking in front of me.
I make a lame man run and thrash him.
I lift a bald man from his hair.
By the way, she is asking your husband's name,
madam Billo.
Miss Billo, why didn't you mention the name of your husband?
Are you staying here illegally?
No.
You had thought of getting permanent here after giving birth to the child.
Am I right?
You are caught. You are under arrest.
Come with me.
Didn't you hear me?
You got scared, right? I was joking.
By the way where is your husband?
How much time will it take? I am getting late for the meeting.
Just another 5 minutes.
Can I see your Id?
Identity card.
Navninder Singh. Write Navninder Singh.
You should feel ashamed.
Your wife is here in this condition
and you are worried about the meetings.
It is a very important meeting.
He is working hard for his family.
Tell me one thing. You both aren't husband and wife, right?
-No. -What?
He is just joking.
Our nature matches a lot.
Listen, take care of your wife.
Navninder Singh.
"Beautiful Billo."
"Billo, beautiful. Billo."
"Beautiful Billo."
"Billo, beautiful. Billo."
"Billo, Billo, Billo... "
Why did you tell the police officer that I am your husband?
What else would I say? That you are my wife?
But what was the need to say?
If I did not say then they would have asked papers from me.
And I don't have them.
Don't have papers? What? You don't have papers?
-Are you illegal here? -I am not the only one illegal.
There are many people who stay here like this.
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
My cushions don't match my curtains in my previous house.
Should I have told you that as well?
Stay in your limits. Don't try to be my husband.
If police came to know then they would have thrashed me hard.
They would have thrashed me as well.
They are not my cousins who would have tickled me.
For God's sake, leave from here.
Make arrangements to stay somewhere else.
She will land me in trouble along with her.
And create problems in my house.
Keep quiet.
Brother, if not on me then have pity on this baby.
Where do I go in this condition?
-Oh, God. -Only on one condition.
Swear on your child that till I don't tell you,
you will not come down from the room upstairs.
I swear brother, I will not come down.
Baby...
Idiot, stupid, scoundrel,
now I will tell you how to keep a woman in the house.
I am brave enough if I do not drag you in court.
Baby...
Baby is there with her mother here.
I feel Pallavi's husband is more honest than you.
He had one woman in the house but you have kept a woman with a child.
Baby, you have misunderstood. That is not my baby.
If that is not yours then did you get it free with house?
Your husband is right.
-Listen to her. -Don't interfere.
Bloody home breaker. And you? I will set you right.
You have kept one woman but I will keep two husbands.
What are you saying, baby?
Try to understand what I am saying. I am not at fault.
Oh, God...
-Oh, my God... -What happened, sister?
I have uneasiness in the stomach.
-I will call the doctor. -How will you take me to the doctor?
You have full chances of getting a heart attack.
Sister, do not have any doubt.
I am his friend's wife.
We are fighting nowadays.
Doctor has said not to get angry in this condition.
But it is obvious to get angry when his family talks nonsense.
Just imagine, his mother has 300 sugar
and asks me to make carrot pudding every night.
My brother-in-law's stomach is bigger than me.
He gives me a long list of gym and diet plan.
I have not cried as much while leaving my parents' house after marriage
as I have cried chopping onions for his drunkard father.
I cannot work so much in this condition.
Sister, I have got separated for this reason.
Because I had to do everything.
-When did you work? -Keep quiet.
I will leave.
I don't want your relationship to go sour.
I can stay somewhere in the tent.
-No sister, you are not going anywhere. -I will leave.
-No. -All men are the same.
Listen to me.
Tell your friend,
that till he does not make arrangement to stay separate
sister is going to stay here.
Thank you, sister.
"Beautiful Billo."
Shall I go and sleep?
"Billo, beautiful. Billo."
-Good night. -Good night.
Bakhtyaar Singh, by speaking lies I created a havoc.
Poor Sonika.
I am not going to get place even in hell.
'Why didn't you tell the truth to Sonika?'
I did not have the courage.
She scolds her husband very badly.
If she would have come to know,
that I made her husband as mine in front of police
then she would not have spared me.
'Just see that everyone is not as good as me.'
'I have so much faith on you.'
Don't I do?
Even I believed that you have gone to get permanent papers.
How do I know that you must be sitting with your girlfriend?
'It is impossible to understand women.'
'Even if a man cuts his pulse then the woman would say'
'it would have been better if you had cut from some other place.'
Come on, don't talk such things.
-Bye. -'Bye.'
With great difficulty I got you separated from your in-laws.
And you have kept a guest at home now.
Sometimes, you really act stupid, Sonika.
I know. She is pregnant.
And is troubled by her family just like I was.
That is why I let her stay.
I know so many women like these then you keep them home as well.
What could I do? The woman inside me awakened and I felt pity.
The woman inside Palak also awakened in this way.
And then her husband got trapped in her love so much
just as buffaloes in Bhakhra Dam.
Don't scare me, Sonam.
I have full faith on Navi.
One minute.
Billo cannot stay in this house anymore.
Why? What has happened now?
What has happened now?
It is a problem for you to give me even a glass of water.
And you were serving Noodle to her happily.
Sonika, she is pregnant. You can do your work yourself.
So now to get work done from you I have to get pregnant.
What are you talking?
Where will she go in this condition? Tell me.
Leave that on me.
Sister, you should have called me.
What was the need to be in so much trouble?
What is there to be in trouble? I can do this much by myself.
No sister, there must be someone with you for 24 hours.
Sister, a theft took place in neighbor's house yesterday.
The thieves killed the old woman and looted all the gold.
Sister, I am not worried about gold but of you.
How can thieves enter the house so easily?
If I don't thrash him hard then my name is not Billo.
Bad times can come anytime.
That is why with heavy heart Navi and I have decided
to send you to maternity home.
How will I stay there among strangers?
I feel good here.
You had said
that till I have good terms with my husband I can stay here.
Now I will stay here.
No, sister. Now you will just listen to me.
If you are the mother of the child then I am his aunt too.
Keep your documents ready.
We will go and drop you there in the morning.
Okay. Good night, sister.
Documents?
Get the car ready and I will get the purse.
Shall we go?
-Surprise... -You are a curse.
Whenever you come it seems as if Yamraaj has come.
No, I have brought guest for you.
Grandmother, come.
How come you are here, grandmother? Salutations.
Fall at my feet. All my life your mother has troubled me.
I am very happy that you got separated from your mother.
Because of this Naseeb Kaur distributed sweet rice in the village.
Yes and that too made from pure clarified butter.
I did not eat though.
-Janak wasn't there. -That is fine.
Yes.
Oh my God, such a beautiful wife.
So beautiful. I hope no evil eye falls on you.
I came here to meet my grandson
but now I think I will see the face of my great grandson as well.
Grandmother, I feel like falling at your feet for blessings.
But...
Brother, I had heard that people in foreign are very busy
but you have found time for this.
-Please let me say something. -Navi.
Grandmother, she is my wife.
Sonika, my grandmother.
Greetings.
It was better that she did not greet me.
We have just come in and where are you going with the luggage?
Grandmother, she is wife of my friend so we were going to drop her.
Grandmother, they are going to drop me to maternity home.
Sonika was saying, that they both are in office during the day
so who would look after me.
-Shall we go? -Yes.
How can you go and drop her like this?
They are my caretaker
and consider me as your caretaker.
I will take care of you.
If you insist then I will stay back.
Let's go in, grandmother.
"Beautiful Billo."
-Bring the luggage's. -Coming.
"Beautiful Billo. Billo... "
-Listen. -Yes.
Get a side.
"Billo, beautiful. Billo."
-Baby. -Baby, my foot.
Baby, listen to me.
Baby, stop for a minute and I will explain.
Listen to me...
Mother, I think brother Navi has two wives.
I will make sure you also have two. Come on.
She does not listen to me.
Have some sweetmeat. Your friend is getting engaged.
That too with a permanent girl.
They are ready to keep son-in-law with them.
You are trying to be permanent in UK.
I feel I am permanently going to India.
-What has happened? -Do you remember Balvir?
The one who used to blackmail me by showing photo of bachelor's party.
What did he take from you now?
He has not taken anything but has given something.
-What? -A pregnant lady named Billo.
Her husband has gone to Scotland to get papers for being permanent.
Till she is in my house
the dream of Sonika to get pregnant is going to remain unfulfilled.
Make an excuse and throw her out.
We were about to do that
but my grandmother came from India and supported her.
She said that Billo will stay in the house.
Now in front of Sonika I have to stay like a detective agent.
Really? You are badly stuck.
Navi, you have done many favors to me.
I pray to Waheguru
to give your pain to me.
I pray all evil eyes fall on my daughter-in-law.
I can't do household work anymore.
Then leave the house. We are not stopping you.
-Why don't you ask Billo to work? -Why would she do?
She is the owner of the house. Why would she do work?
She is giving us such great happiness. And you have just given pain.
-But grandmother... -Don't repeat that.
Call your husband who would ask you to keep quiet.
Listen, come and talk.
Yes, dear.
What happened, Sonika?
Oh, my God.
Even cockroach hasn't scared me as much as Billo has scared me.
If you do not set this Billo right with your drama
then she is going to spoil your house and family.
Sonam, you know I cannot do drama.
No one can believe if a girl says that she cannot do drama.
Sonika, awaken the witch within you. And let everything go against her.
Is that the case?
I will now set Billo right.
Has anyone of you seen Sonika? She is not in her room.
-Did Sonika run away? -Keep quiet.
He meant to say that she is running in the park.
Yes, yes...
Oh no...
Sonika is looking amazing.
He meant to say that she is looking beautiful.
Oh my God, my foreigner daughter-in-law looks so beautiful in suit.
Where did you go, dear?
-Grandmother, I had gone to Gurdwara to pray. -Okay.
That she comes to good terms with her husband.
Did I do the right thing, sister?
Have you had an argument with your husband?
Yes, grandmother.
Just like me sister Billo does not get along well with her mother-in-law.
Just as Navi brought such a big house for me
-so even her husband should buy one. -Yes.
I feel very sad seeing her sitting alone.
Call that rogue. I will convince him
that it is not right to leave your wife alone during this time.
That is true.
When he was going to be born
my husband used to stay 24 hours with me.
Even he is like this.
-Every time you get me insulted. -What have I done?
Grandmother, you are like a form of God.
If you convince her husband then he will surely agree.
Call that rogue. I will set him right immediately.
Yes sister. Tell us where he is.
Tell us.
You tell them. He is your friend.
How... how do I know?
Why are you making sound like goat?
Tell us where he is. Take me to his house.
Come on.
You will not find such a handsome and honest man in entire London.
He is a perfect piece for a son-in-law to stay home with you.
Did you like the boy?
Then what are you waiting for?
Make the boy eat sweetmeat and the engagement is final.
Congratulations to all.
Congratulations to you too.
Shut up...
the child is making sound within.
And the father is congratulating.
Who are they?
I don't know.
-Grandmother, I will tell... -Dare not interfere.
You still have not learnt a lesson.
I would have thrashed and thrown out a husband like him.
-Grandmother... -I am telling you not to interfere.
-Grandmother... -Will you slap him or shall I slap you?
Thank God you ugly fellow that I married you
otherwise your family is useless.
Her paternal aunt ran away with her maternal uncle.
And her maternal aunt was ready to escape with his paternal uncle.
And his paternal uncle said if anyone could run with him too.
There is no point in cursing him.
Slap him hard and imprint your fingers on his face.
I said think about it again.
Navi, who are they and why have you brought them here?
Billo, if he is your husband then why did you slap him?
Actually she respects her husband a lot.
By slapping him she is trying to tell that
if you don't change then you will be set right in this way.
Let's go father. This rogue would have got us trapped.
Come on brother, let's go.
Uncle, let's sit and talk.
Wait. I will arrange a meet with another girl.
Who was he?
He was his customer as he does gambling at home.
Shameless, you have responsibilities on your head and you are having fun.
Grandmother,
this idiot is not going to change.
Take me with you.
-Come on. -Come, let's go.
How will he not change?
Grandmother has so much scare in village
that people urinate when he sneezes.
Listen to me carefully.
If my girl faces any problem
then I am going to slap you hard.
And I will count none.
-Why? -Because I do not know counting.
Let's go.
You stay here. Sorry, buddy.
God, I had asked for Navi's pain to be mine
but you have given me the pain of world.
Sister, will you explain what just happened here?
Now stop being angry with me.
Billo has gone now.
Billo has left but your entire family is here.
And on top of that the demands of your grandmother.
She always asks me to make something or the other for her.
Just as Billo left in the same way even grandmother will leave.
The entire family will leave.
I will drop them at daddy's house.
-Really? -Yes.
And then we both will stay here.
Yes my dear. Only we two.
One minute.
Surprise.
Which new problem have you brought now?
What are you both doing here?
Why have you both come here?
The one with whom I was getting engaged was owner's niece.
So he asked me to pack up.
Then?
Tell me dear, what has happened?
What to tell you grandmother?
The moment you dropped me home the landlord came.
He was supposed to give rent today
but he lost money in gambling.
Which gambling?
Look grandmother, he is still not accepting it.
Aren't you ashamed of gambling?
Get lost.
No, no...
I agree he gambles and drinks as well
but is my husband
If he sleeps outside in cold then how will I and my child sleep?
Have some shame? Look, how much she cares for you.
But you have no sense at all. You too stay here.
Thank you, grandmother. Thank you.
"Oh dear... "
Go and sleep otherwise you will have dark circles.
All my life I have slept on time.
Is this the result even after sleeping on time?
Every time I am insulted because of you.
What did I do, mother? You...
Do you mean to say that I sleep on the bed?
My conscience does not agree to this.
No problem. You sleep on the bed and I will adjust here.
Don't misbehave like this in front of me.
Just get out from here.
Otherwise I will kick you hard and make you sick.
No sister, you misunderstood.
I am like your brother.
What will I do of a brother like you?
Instead of you saving me from goons I will have to save you.
This is amazing.
On one hand you broke my engagement.
I was going to be son-in-law of a rich family.
They were giving me so much respect
and you do not even allow me to sleep on floor.
Get lost from here.
Otherwise I will hold you from your hair and move you around in such a way
that even Boparai would say who did this.
Get out.
-Will you leave or not? -I am leaving.
Where did you get me trapped?
Why are you taking rounds, Bibi? What has happened?
I don't know what my grandson's wife is making me drink
that has caused disturbance in my body.
That is not something wrong but it is green tea
which makes a person healthy.
How can green tea make a person healthy?
If I get two pegs at home
then see how Naseeb Kaur challenges.
Bibi.
What is he doing here?
You idiot, why are spreading the sheet here?
I was spreading it to sleep here. Or what else am I going to do?
Bibi, will he sleep here?
So what? Does it rain here?
I would rain slaps here.
Go and sleep with your wife.
With great difficulty we brought you together.
Whom will she tell if in the middle of the night she needs something?
She can tell anyone. I never stop her.
Are you going or shall I slap you again?
You should.
Don't stare at me. She asked me to do it.
Why are you standing here like a dumb fellow?
Give me side or shall I jump over?
Get out.
Baby...
-Baby my foot. -Baby...
Baby... she is joking with me.
Seeing your condition I have lost trust on the institution of marriage.
What are you doing here?
Nothing. I was free so thought of cleaning the house.
Because of your mistake in bachelor's party Billo has got stuck to me.
Talk softly. Now she has thrown me just out of the room.
Otherwise she will throw me out of the house.
Bachelor party's mistake?
Billo?
Navi?
Has got stuck to Shinde?
Mother...
Hello.
I am Ekta speaking from IPhone 11
"Hey girl... "
Yes, I have bought from London.
I have not gone out anywhere.
This old woman neither dies nor leaves me.
Because she is my responsibility my youth is getting wasted.
Makeup is a very small thing. I will get it.
Okay bye.
Mother, all the time you are talking on phone. Listen to me as well.
How many times have I told you not to call me mother here?
I look 10 years younger to you.
Okay Guddi, listen to me.
Yes, tell me.
Billo is pregnant not with Shinde's child but that of Navi.
Yes, I overheard the conversation.
Keep it to yourself
otherwise the old woman will thrash me hard.
What have we to do with it? We are not bothered whose child it is.
Unnecessarily you will get Navi divorced.
Guddi, why don't you understand the matter?
Only when Navi divorces Sonika I will be able to marry her.
Billo, today you will not be spared.
If Billo elopes with Navi
then sister-in-law Sonika...
no, no...
My dear Sona...
Hey Blacky, what are you doing in my room?
Oh! Is this your room?
Actually I have the habit of walking in sleep.
-Really? -I will go back to my room.
I will make your sleep vanish now.
Oh no, she is thrashing me.
Please leave me, Billo.
If you want to thrash then do that alone. Why are two of you thrashing?
Two of us?
Only I am here. Who else is there?
I am talking about your baby.
I am just slapping you.
If the child was here he would have kicked you.
Get out.
"Beautiful Billo."
"Billo, beautiful Billo."
"Beautiful Billo."
"Billo, beautiful Billo."
I will make you celebrate Naag Panchami.
"Billo, Billo Beautiful Billo."
Thrashed me hard.
Billo thrashed me hard.
You should have escaped earlier. Why are you crying now?
Thank God because of you I wasn't thrashed.
Why are you giving hot fermentation at the back? The blue marks are here.
I can't see your face to know it.
Do one thing. Get a spa done. Your uncle is coming.
Uncle? How come uncle is in London?
-Rosy from our village. -Yes.
Her mother-in-law's aunt's daughter's uncle's son's uncle.
His son stays here.
I had a talk with him for your staying here permanently.
How much more do you want me to be permanent?
Baby, just taste how the Raita is made?
I will pierce the knife through you if you call me baby.
I am fed up.
Washing utensils have made my hands like that of Sunny Deol.
Sonika, don't take tension.
I will wash the utensils.
While washing utensils don't wash away my husband.
No, thank you.
Mother, when will uncle come? I am feeling hungry.
Tari, learn to stay hungry for a while.
First eat this.
I suggest cook mutton today.
Her age does not permit her to have broken wheat
and she wants to eat mutton.
I heard it.
Uncle has come. Now we will have food.
Uncle...
Mother not uncle but that old driver has come.
Greetings.
The house is very nice.
Of course.
My in-laws give a lot of respect to me.
We came here without informing even then they are cooking food for me.
What are you doing here?
He is a big fan of sister-in-law.
He wanted to meet her so I brought him here.
Why did you get him here? You will land me in trouble as well.
What else could I do? He wanted to meet sister-in-law
and I told him that you have gone to your parents' house.
So I brought him here to meet everyone.
You have met him so now get lost.
He is my brother-in-law and is jealous of me.
For the first time someone has come to meet me.
How will you go like this? Eat food and then you may go.
Okay sister-in-law.
What are you doing?
Is she your sister-in-law?
Yes, she is my sister-in-law.
But is married to him.
Sister Anita.
"Oh girl... "
Sister, come and help me in grating carrots for carrot pudding.
"Oh lover, you are wearing a white shawl."
"That is dyed grey."
"Come and face me, come and face me."
"Don't just pass by being annoyed."
"Oh lover, you are wearing a white shawl."
"That is dyed grey."
"Come and face me, come and face me."
"Don't just pass by being annoyed."
"That is dyed grey... "
"He went to buy sesame seeds."
"I am in love with you."
"Oh lover, you are wearing a white shawl."
"That is dyed grey."
"Come and face me, come and face me.'
"Don't just pass by being annoyed."
"My lover, oh lover... "
"Don't just pass by being annoyed."
Coming, mother.
My brother.
Oh hoo.
Look how weak he has become.
In Rosy's wedding he was so fat.
Since long he is waiting for his uncle.
Come in. I will make you eat good food and make you fat.
Come in, uncle.
My name is
Baaji Rao Birmingham.
I am always angry
and say bad words.
"Baaji Rao Birmingham."
Miss Billo, why have you got tensed on seeing me?
I am not tensed.
I got worried seeing three...
What three?
Since last three days I am getting restless.
Oh my God,
you already know each other.
Mother...
Mother?
I want to eat food. I am feeling hungry.
I have adopted him so that is why he calls me mother.
Keep quiet.
No one will touch food
till police investigation is over.
-Hey. -Yes, uncle.
Didn't you hear what I said? Keep it down.
I am going to eat bananas.
Baaji Rao's eyes can read everything.
Till now I have arrested 99 cheaters.
Miss Billo,
you are scared because you have made a mistake.
-I... -I know everything.
"Baaji Rao Birmingham."
You have made a very dangerous mistake.
"Baaji Rao Birmingham."
You have added more chili to cauliflower, right?
I was just joking.
He was joking.
How can she set salt and pepper when her husband is not set?
You are absolutely right, grandmother.
That day in the hospital I noticed
at she was filling the form
and he was roaming around aimlessly.
Why is he looking at you and saying this?
Baby, you liked dress of Gucci. I will buy it for you.
Okay.
To hell with such car owners who cannot take someone to hospital in the car.
When I asked him to drop me at Gurdwara
he said that he does not have a car.
One minute.
Grandmother, why did you slap him?
Grandmother has the habit of slapping the one sitting next to her.
Okay.
She would have slapped you if you were sitting next to her.
How can she slap? My brother is SHO.
He will set right Billo's husband.
Just give an order, sister.
I will thrash him so hard that he will never forget that I am
Baaji Rao Birmingham.
I would suggest uncle to forgive and eat food.
Wait.
We will eat food later.
First tell me who is she?
Owner of this house.
Then she?
Can't you quietly eat food?
Who is he? Who is she?
Should we tell you everything?
Everyone does everything according to their wish in this house.
Did you get scared?
I was joking.
Joking.
You start having food and I will be back soon.
I'll be back soon as well. She might need anything.
You all start.
Eat.
Where did you get me trapped?
You are not trapped alone. I am also trapped with you.
Oh God, make me permanent here soon.
Then I will take revenge from each one of you.
Come on let's go now.
Billo is becoming permanent in this house
and Sonika is leaving.
So our matter is fixed.
Make him understand. He really overeats.
Take this.
What was the need for this? We will now be meeting often.
What are you talking?
You don't know how busy people are here.
You never know when will uncle meet us now?
Why wouldn't he meet?
I will told him
to have food here morning and evening
till his wife does not come back from Punjab.
Yes.
Billo is trapped now.
Did you say anything?
"Baaji Rao Birmingham."
I felt so.
Anyways...
I will have to cook food.
Stop, stop...
You should have told me. I would have done this work.
No thank you. I find this less of a home and more of a guest house.
Anyone comes here at their sweet will.
You are right.
A person who has such a beautiful wife usually never leaves home.
And he has invited so many people at home.
I am just like a servant.
I can't tolerate it anymore.
Even I cannot tolerate.
Wait for some more days
and then I will keep you as a queen.
I will do all household chores and you just enjoy.
Rogue, what nonsense are you talking?
Not me but Navi is talking nonsense.
He said that you both are heading towards separation
and then you and me...
Idiot.
If I do not prove the relationship of Navi and Billo
then I will not call myself Tari.
"Who is the snake and who is the snake charmer."
"Who has what scene."
"Who is the snake and who is the snake charmer."
"Who has what scene."
"Who is the queen to which king?"
"There is definitely something wrong."
"There is definitely something wrong. There is definitely something wrong."
"There is a question in my mind."
"About the mess in the house."
"There is a question in my mind. About the mess in the house."
"Who is pairing with whom?"
"What is happening everywhere?"
"There is definitely something wrong."
"There is definitely something wrong. There is definitely something wrong."
"Even stars and moon were not spared."
"They are present only till midnight."
"Even stars and moon were not spared."
"They are present only till midnight."
"Every matter is confusing. Every matter is confusing."
"There is definitely something wrong."
"There is definitely something wrong. There is definitely something wrong."
"There is definitely something wrong."
We all are unnecessarily scared.
He should be scared.
Why me? He should be the one.
Why me? She is at fault.
What is my fault? I am myself trapped in problem.
Just to save you I became your wife.
To save myself I became his wife.
Then to save him I became his wife.
Save me as well so that I become someone's husband.
My affair has just started. I want to marry her.
-Sign here. -What is this?
These are fake divorce papers.
Only after documented divorce I will be able to get married.
You may marry anyone.
But that Birmingham is making my life hell.
I am leaving. Good bye to you all.
Yes.
Good bye.
You come and take me from here
or make arrangement for me to stay somewhere else.
There must not be ration in this house as is scare of inspector Birmingham.
'He will be more suspicious if you leave this house.'
'Till I don't come back you will have to stay here.'
Come soon.
Maybe it so happens that the child does not recognize his real father.
'This cannot happen.'
'He might forget his mother'
'but not me as I am putting in so much hard work for him.'
'Make me talk to him.'
'My dear son. I will be back soon.'
'You just take care of yourself and your mother. Okay.'
-Okay bye. -'Okay bye.'
Love you.
Okay baby bye.
Miss Billo,
you may go anywhere
but next week you surely have to come to attend my wedding.
Along with your husband.
I am not going to listen to any excuses.
I am not going anywhere.
Till my husband does not come I am staying here.
Are you joking?
No.
Even a child does not change diaper as often as you change your decisions.
What will I tell her now?
Baby, I thought
we have just met each other a week ago.
Let us first understand each other
and spend more time together
And then take decision of marriage.
I have already spent time with 3-4 men earlier.
You directly take decision of marriage.
We will surely get married, dear.
I have made this statement to many.
Don't test me.
I have already told daddy.
I am still stuck in the delivery of Billo.
What?
I am still stuck in the delivery of bills.
The company has given me duty of shifting things
from London to Birmingham.
Do quickly whatever you wish to do.
You know me.
I just take some time to set.
Dear, do not upset me by saying such things.
I will go and come back soon.
Between this going and coming there was a gap of one minute.
Don't scare me. Hug me.
Billo's husband?
With this girl?
Billo, you ruined my family and now I will do the same.
What?
Nothing. Christmas celebration.
Oh God, I am totally finished.
Sister, I have told you such a big thing.
Instead of getting angry you are dancing.
I am crying but the child is dancing inside
That the father is caught with a girl.
Show your anger.
Oh God,
before seeing this day why didn't you bring death...
not to me but to that scoundrel.
Crying is going to spoil your health and nothing else.
It would be fun when he cries.
Is that the case?
Then let that idiot come. I will thrash him hard.
Yes.
Sister...
Great. You seem to be having fun.
Get lost...
you scoundrel... cheater...
Today I might kill my husband.
What has happened now?
You mean to say nothing has happened?
Today I have come to know that why was he useless in Punjab.
Now I know why he sued to sell eatables outside girl's college.
Now I got such a nice salon opened for him.
Rather than doing hair cut for men he used to do it for girls.
I used to get foundation and he used to apply and go out.
Will anyone tell me what is happening here?
I will tell you. Come on.
Billo, why are you winking?
I will slap you now as well. Come on.
You speak a lot.
She saw you sitting with your mother.
Not possible. My mother is sitting in Punjab with my father.
She saw you sitting with a girl.
To whom you were giving tight hugs.
Men woo four girls at a time and no one comes to know.
And you could not handle one.
I told you earlier that I have an affair.
You and Navi trapped me as well.
Tell me clearly when your work will be set.
The work is almost done.
But till things settle we have to be stay cautious from Sonika.
Okay.
Now I will settle her matter with Navi.
Idiot.
Sonam, I have not seen a cheater like him.
As these people are.
I am scared of entering the house.
They have made Savdhaan India like situation.
I feel like dragging her from her hair and throw her out.
No, no...
don't make that mistake.
Palak threw him out
and then they used to roam around openly in each other's arms.
Let them be at home.
So that slowly, slowly they take control of my house
No. But to catch him red handed.
How will that happen?
Put duty of that ugly fellow to spy on them.
The way he overhears talks
I feel he must have got his parents divorced.
Why will he listen to me?
Do I need to tell you this?
Naseeb Kaur, unnecessary you were drinking indigenous
one but this imported one is amazing.
Babes, you need to drink this sip by sip
and not like buttermilk at one go.
Look at this. This is the way you drink it.
Not even villagers do so much work as they are making me do here.
Has she gone blind?
She is whistling at me.
Surprise. Tell me.
You need to spy on Billo.
Billo? I have been thrashed at all places.
I cannot do this.
Okay. I will do something by myself.
Wait, for you not only of Billo but I can spy on entire family.
Yes.
You are very sweet.
Sweet!
The matter seems to get fixed.
Really? Are you coming?
This is the biggest happiness of my life.
'Even I am feeling happy to see my child after so many days.'
Okay, so you are happy to meet your child and not me.
'Because of you I am doing so much effort.'
'Papers are also ready.'
'I am coming to London tomorrow.'
'And in a day or two we will become permanent.'
'Just stay away from Baaji Rao Birmingham.'
Neither nor anyone else can catch hold of me.
I am going to see London.
"I am so happy and elated. That I cannot put my feet on ground."
"As if there is some intoxication... Intoxication of flowing waters."
"I am so happy and elated. That I cannot put my feet on ground."
"As if there is some intoxication... Intoxication of flowing waters."
"The desire of my heart. The desire of my heart.
"God listened to the desire of my heart."
"Today the heart is dancing happily Without any beat."
"Today the heart is dancing happily, Billo Without any beat."
"There is always attraction in heart."
"The love of your beloved is very valuable."
"There is always attraction in heart."
"The love of your beloved is very valuable."
"How can anyone keep such valuable thing... "
"How can anyone keep such valuable thing hiding for long?"
"Today the heart is dancing happily Without any beat."
"Today the heart is dancing happily, Billo Without any beat."
"Today my feet just cannot stop dancing."
"Your actions are the best than of anyone else."
"Today my feet just cannot stop dancing."
"Your actions are the best than of anyone else."
"She is so beautiful,"
"She is so beautiful. And rest are just okay."
"Today the heart is dancing happily Without any beat."
"Today the heart is dancing happily, Billo Without any beat."
Billo thank you for making us do sightseeing in London.
You too love me so much, grandmother.
I brought you here grandmother and you are appreciating Billo.
I would never come to such a place.
Because of you all I am eating this.
This is healthy.
I have had healthy food all my life.
Is this the result you got after eating healthy food?
Every time you get me insulted.
-Mother I... -Get lost.
-I was telling... -Good afternoon.
Hello foreigner.
What would you like to order?
Now give order to this lady in English.
Okay I will give.
This...
This one, this one.
-This one for me. -This one.
Order this one for me as well.
-This one too. That's it. -Okay.
Thank you very much.
Idiot, you have ordered so much food and the bill too would be exorbitant.
Billo, don't take tension. We have lots of money.
Isn't it grandmother?
-Here's your bill. -Yeah.
180.
Okay... you can deduct 180/- for bill, 20/- as your tip
and bring back 1800/-
Thank you.
The food was good.
Come here. Another case.
Give pound
otherwise I will make blisters on your body with hot rods.
Give him. You said you have lots of money.
This currency does not work here.
I thought it works in Punjab so would work here as well.
You got us trapped now.
If you do not give pound then all of you will have to wash utensils.
And I will call the police.
Police? No, please don't call the police.
No, you call police. My uncle is in police.
Stop it. There is no relationship here.
Please don't call the police.
-My brother is SHO. -Yes.
-You may call the police. -Yes.
Grandmother...
You keep sitting here.
You will not go anywhere.
I think they are illegal.
Show me your passport.
Yes, yes...
-Passport. -Passport...
I have passport photo with me.
No, not this. Your identification.
Passport.
Show your passport.
Passport?
-Alright. -Passport.
-I have it. -Yes. She has it.
Take this. I have come on visitor's visa.
-Yes. -Check it out properly.
-It's me. -Okay.
Where is your passport?
I need to see your passport.
Do you understand?
Wait.
Here are your pounds.
Why are you getting angry? Have you counted and brought the right amount?
I have not counted. There must be few more for sure.
Let's go,
-Let's go, -Come, come.
Let's go, grandmother.
-Come on let's go. -I can help.
Okay officer. Thank you so much.
-Okay. -Thanks.
-Thank God... -Grandmother,
-we got saved. -where did you get money from?
How dare he ask me to wash utensils?
Is this my age to wash utensils?
I would never wash utensils.
How can I wash utensils? I have never washed utensils even when I was young.
I will never wash my utensils.
How dare he ask me to wash utensils? I would never wash utensils.
It is very cold.
If grandmother wasn't there
today then we all would be in jail.
Evening staying out I get the feeling of jail.
No problem. Everything is going to be fine tomorrow.
Papers are ready. I had a talk with him.
Tomorrow I can tell clearly to everyone that who is the father of my child.
Thank God if your work is done.
Then you go your way and I will go mine.
Then Sonika is going to kill me.
I made a fool of her.
Don't worry.
She is a woman after all and will understand my pain.
Okay.
So Navi ready with divorce papers.
Sona, Sona is mine. Yes...
Her husband is also a part of their plan, Sonika.
Idiots have made my house Bangkok.
I just can't explain it to you.
Just think that tomorrow is a very inauspicious day for you.
And good for me.
So shouldn't I go to office tomorrow?
No.
-You should go. -Okay.
They should not have any doubt
that we are suspicious about them.
Everything should look normal.
Rest I will handle.
I am there.
Tari, you are very sweet. Thank you.
Tari, you are very sweet.
Your father is here.
Okay.
"Baaji Rao Birmingham."
Sister-in-law, eat sweetmeat.
Today I got promoted.
Because of your promotion my sugar level might get spiked.
Eat it grandmother. Nothing will happen.
Today I caught the 100th cheater as well.
So Miss Billo you believe how smart Baaji Rao Birmingham is. Isn't it?
I believe it. It is such good news.
It would be happy moment
when I arrest the pregnant wife of that cheater.
I have heard she is hiding somewhere close by.
What is the name of the person whom you have caught?
He has not told yet.
But when I will thrash him and his family hard
he will surely open his mouth.
What is the need to thrash his entire family?
What is their fault?
"Baaji Rao Birmingham."
It is a bigger crime to give shelter to an illegal person at home.
Understood.
I understood.
Miss Billo,
is that pregnant lady you?
So you got scared.
Many people get scared
-"Baaji Rao" -on seeing Baaji Rao Birmingham.
"Birmingham."
-"Baaji Rao Birmingham." -Accept it. It's you.
-"Baaji Rao" -There is still time. Accept it.
"Birmingham."
"Baaji Rao Birmingham."
You got scared, right?
I was just joking.
You too eat sweetmeat. Okay sister, I will leave.
Brother, take me and babes for shopping today.
Not a big deal. I will take you. Come on.
-Come on. Let's go. -Come on let's go.
-Come on. Let's go.
Billo,
maybe that is not your husband but some other illegal person.
I feel he is my Bakhtaavar. I cannot get through his number.
By staying here I do not want you all to be in trouble.
But I will not let you go in this condition.
You will not go anywhere till your husband is not found.
I don't want my sister Sonika to be in jail.
If not in jail then she will go in court.
Everyone will come to know that you are not Shinde's wife.
The mistake of my bachelor's party is going to be revealed.
I am going to get divorced. Please.
But I cannot do any more drama.
We both will have to leave from here.
And this is the right time.
Grandmother and aunty have gone to market and Sonika has gone to office.
Billo, listen to me.
Billo...
They are ready to run away.
Sonika, don't cry. Listen to me, please stop crying.
Billo,
I agree you came here when you were helpless.
But if you are Balbir's sister-in-law then so is mine. I will not let you go.
Oh no... give me the bag.
What has happened to you now?
I am getting pains.
There is no pain. Get in and stop your drama.
I am not doing drama. I am really getting pains.
-Really its paining? -Yes.
I don't understand when you speak the truth or lies.
Come, let me take you to the hospital.
Get in and set.
Sona, forget about Navi and Billo. They are eloping.
They have already eloped.
Yes.
-Navi. -Sona.
-Navi, Navi... -Sona, you are totally finished.
Break your bangles and your sacred thread.
Wipe off the vermillion. Everything is over.
What should I break? I have not worn anything.
No problem, dear. Come with me to the village.
You can wear bangles anywhere taking my name.
To hell with you. Where have they both gone?
I don't know where they have gone but the speed in which they went
I am sure they must have crossed London.
I did not expect this from Navi.
Even I never expected that I would get such a beautiful girl.
Whom are you calling? He has left the phone here.
He has cheated you.
I would suggest you to pack your bags and go to chill somewhere.
Hello.
Hello, Sonika. I am Navi speaking.
Rogue, idiot where have you gone?
Where have you taken my co-wife?
-Baby, listen to me. -What should I listen to you?
At least listen to someone.
Whatever you wish to say you can come to hospital and say.
As of now come here. I need you.
So at last now you believe it.
Children are just like their mother.
Sona, listen to me.
Don't worry. It was just gas.
Take care.
Thank God it was gas.
I got scared.
What if anything would have happened to you?
It was better if something happened to me.
At this time my husband should be with me but instead you are present.
You are above all relations like that of brother-in-law, friend and brother.
You and Sonika had come to stay alone in this house.
Because of me there were problems in your happy married life.
Even after so much happened Sonika did not even told me once
to leave the house.
Even my younger sister
would not have done this.
I am feeling very ashamed staying in this house but...
what can I do? I am a mother.
Whatever I am doing is for this child.
Enough. I heard everything.
Idiot, you told lies to me that Billo is Shinde's wife.
Baby, if you would have seen my bachelor party's photo
then you would have divorced me.
I would still divorce you.
What happened Navi? You called me.
Don't you feel ashamed of leaving sister here and enjoying outside?
Sonika, listen to me.
Sister, you will not say anything now.
I am sorry.
I doubted you both.
I will take care of you if he does not want to.
I will fulfill all the desires you have towards your child.
We both will do it.
God, you know that I am not wrong.
If I was not bearing this child
I would have stayed on the road.
I cannot give birth to this child in jail.
You are my only hope and support God.
Aren't we looking like real sisters?
Oh my God, my girls are looking so pretty.
I hope no evil eye falls on them.
Babes, you've never put black mark on me.
Such a small mark won't suffice.
I will darken you completely because of the kind of fashion you do.
-"Hey girl..." -Get lost.
Sister, you get ready.
Come on. Today you will wear the clothes that I give.
No dear.
The size of clothes you wear
we usually seam that much cloth in while getting our suits stitched.
Because we might need to get it loosened in future.
Grandmother, I am not going to listen to you today.
Baby shower will happen as baby's aunt's wishes.
Isn't it baby?
-Come on. -Come on.
What happened, Billo?
I am worried about grandmother and Sonika.
They will be so much hurt when they come to know that I am cheating them.
I will not be able to face them.
I don't understand what I should do.
You just stay happy. Today is a very auspicious day.
Just get ready and come to the basement. And enjoy the celebration.
Come soon.
My name is Baaji Rao Birmingham.
I am always angry and bad words are always on my mouth.
No one bangs against police even indirectly.
And you banged against me directly.
Go away from here. Get lost.
Billo, whenever I see you are alone. That idiot is not to be seen.
He is busy eating.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
Come here to your mother.
Birmingham is standing there.
My father-in-law does not doubt me as much as he does.
Will you come? Or shall I come to thrash you?
Coming. Come on buddy.
Here we are.
Grandmother has called Billo's husband.
Why have you both come along?
Everyone should be together on happy occasions.
How come my love is here?
Sonika, hi. How are you?
Hi.
-Meet Billo. -Hello.
Congratulations.
Where has my girlfriend come from?
I told him I am going to London.
Because of your baby shower
I am going to lose mother of my baby.
Enough.
I cannot tolerate anymore.
Hey DJ, why are you boring the girl?
Play some peppy music.
So that everyone dances.
-Play. -Yes, yes he will do.
Will you play or shall I come?
"Beautiful Billo. Billo, Beautiful Billo."
"Billo, Billo..."
"Dances moves of Billo are amazing."
"Billo has beautiful silky hair."
"Billo's cheeks are red."
"Billo's eyes are intoxicating without even drinking."
"Billo's cheeks are red."
"Billo's eyes are intoxicating without even drinking."
"Beautiful Billo. Billo, Beautiful Billo."
"Billo, Billo..."
"Billo is wearing high heels..."
"Billo is really beautiful and has a different swag."
"Billo is beautiful and dances with style."
"And has tag of being beautiful."
"Beautiful Billo. Billo, Beautiful Billo."
"Billo's attitude takes away my life."
"Billo's attitude is what my heart yearns for."
"Billo's attitude takes away my life."
"Billo's attitude is what my heart yearns for."
"Beautiful Billo. Billo, Beautiful Billo."
"Billo, Billo..."
Pack up.
-Pack up. -"Baaji Rao Birmingham."
"Baaji Rao Birmingham."
What has happened to you?
Why have you made the party your police station?
Soon you will come to know grandmother.
You tell me, who is your wife?
She is sitting in front of me.
Okay so you are being smart.
You tell me. Who is your husband?
He is standing behind, uncle.
Answer me clearly.
Billo...
-Brother... -Keep quiet.
You tell me who is the father of your child?
Brother, he is standing behind.
I am asking his name.
Uncle, the child is not born yet. How can we tell his name?
Oh God. I am asking Billo the name of her husband.
-Do you want to make Aadhaar card? -You shut up.
You...
I think your brother has been drinking neat.
He has lost his senses.
Yes grandmother, I was high but now I am back in my senses
when I saw this photograph.
You too see it.
Everyone see it.
Oh my God, I am looking so fat.
-I told you not to put this photograph. -Baby, we will remove it tomorrow.
Hey, before I lawfully get you arrested
answer my question clearly.
If they both are husband and wife then whose wife is Billo?
Billo is Balbir's wife.
You old fellow, she is wife of Shinde.
Tell him.
Come on say something. Can't you speak?
Billo is my wife.
Then who am I?
Father, I will call you back in two minutes.
You told me that you are going to London
and here you are dancing on your baby shower.
Oh my God, is he your boyfriend?
I saw him with some other girl.
People are wooing two girls and I cannot just woo one.
Quiet. You will again be thrashed.
Sister Billo, now the truth is in front of you.
Oh my God, he is such a big cheater. I thought only I was a flirt.
My name is not Sonam if I don't let my children call you uncle.
Sonam, baby listen to me.
Grandmother, let me talk.
Shameless. He is always flirting around.
Leaving such a beautiful wife he is wooing an ugly girl.
Quiet. Why are creating a scene of Star Plus serial?
Is Billo a wife of Ludo's coin?
Sometimes yours, or yours and then yours.
Didn't you tell me that day that you and Billo are husband and wife?
In hospital. Tell me.
-Really, uncle. -Keep quiet. I am not your uncle here.
Tell me.
Why don't you speak?
That means my doubt was right.
Scoundrel, you made me arrange for my co-wife's baby shower.
Baby that is not the case.
Uncle is joking.
Sorry brother Navi,
I cannot hide it anymore.
Neither I am wife of Balbir,
Navi or Shinde?
Listen.
My husband is that illegal person whom you have arrested.
I am his illegal pregnant wife and am hiding here and there.
Are you joking, Billo?
I wish this was a joke, grandmother.
I was finding a shelter to stay in this foreign land.
But God blessed me with such a big family.
You all showered lots of love on me.
And in return I kept on speaking lies to you.
Sonika.
I cannot even apologize to you.
Maybe you feel that I am still speaking lies.
With great difficulty I came in this country as I belong to a poor family.
How could I give birth to a child for
whom I have prayed day and night?
Grandmother.
Sister Anita.
You can understand why I did all this.
My husband Bakhtaavar
had gone to Scotland to get papers of us being permanent.
But he too got caught.
Mr. Birmingham, they did not know that I am illegal.
Any punishment you give is acceptable to me.
But no allegation should be put on them.
If possible
please forgive me.
Birmingham, everyone can make a mistake. Leave my Billo.
I would have done the same thing if I was in your place.
Sister Anita, tell your brother not to take sister Billo.
Brother, leave Billo. Please.
Nothing is in my hands. Billo is illegal.
What is she?
Grandmother, Billo is illegal in this country.
Who says that Billo is illegal?
Who are you sister? Have you seen my Billo anywhere?
-Enough. -She is a very beautiful girl.
Here are the papers. Now we are legal and permanent in UK.
How are you?
Hey, you made me so scared.
Why weren't you receiving my calls? I thought you were caught.
You could not catch me till now then immigration is impossible.
I lost my phone and purse.
Thank God I knew your address.
Brother Navi, I did not understand one thing.
Billo blackmailed brother Balbir.
Why have you laid back till now?
For humanity sake.
Really?
Where did humanity go when you left your father and came here?
Father wasn't pregnant that I had to keep him here.
Bakhtaavar, send her in films.
She does a lot of drama and confused us.
Mother, only this much acting made you fed up.
And I have to live my entire life with her.
And another actor is on his way.
Your Billo is very beautiful.
Our Billo.
No.
Beautiful Billo.
Come on.