"A python never toils."
"Nor does a bird work."
"Saint Manuka has said.."
"..Lord Ram is everyone's benefactor."
"Happiness is short lived."
"Life's filled with turmoil."
"The only lucky person in this world."
"Is the one that has the power of green."
"Here the party goes all night long.”
"Sing baby, baby, sing this song."
"Chill out."
"At 12 o'clock on those moonlit nights."
"We will gesture you to come closer."
"At 12 o'clock on those moonlit nights."
"We will gesture you to come closer."
"I won't sleep and neither will you."
"We will be lost in each other."
"Come to me home and let things get on."
"Tomorrow I will take you to Hong Kong."
"Sing baby, baby, sing this song."
"Chill out."
"They say nothing's free in this world."
"Take a look at us, we are completely free."
"They say nothing's free in this world."
"Take a look at us, we are completely free."
"Some became MA, BA while some became CA."
"We don't care whether anyone lives or dies."
"We are never wrong."
"Sing baby, baby, sing this song."
"Chill out."
Stop!
Stop scoundrel.
You dare splash mud on us. Rascal.
We fail to do anything while we are awake.
Now that we are having fun in our dreams..
..its making you jealous. Rascal.
Bloody basket.
When will our dreams come true?
For two years... for the past two years..
..we have been standing near this board.
But there is no trace of a single accident
Boman. - Yes.
Name is there but there's no trace.
Excuse me, Adi.
How will we benefit from a car accident?
You are asking after two years.
This is the road where that bald millionaire..
..told us the secret of millions.
'In St. Sebastian garden, Goa..'
'..under a big W...a big W there are 100 million hidden.'
'100 million.'
"Mama will be proud of us."
You made me donate all the money.
'Come on, Adi, give the money.'
'Why should I give the money?'
'Am I crazy?'
'Give it, Adi, for mama's sake.'
Since then...day and night we have been keeping an eye..
..on cars passing-by.
Thinking now there will be an accident.
Now there will be an accident.
Not even a single car.
Disgraceful.
Hey, brother.
Bang your car.
Hey, brother, at least you bang your car.
Look, I am pleading to you.
At least listen to me.
"Hey, brother.."
If you act so badly people will surely spit on you.
Yes, no car will meet with an accident here..
..because we are...very unfortunate.
Now, there's just one way left. - What way?
The devious way.
Adi, what are we doing at this bar?
Oh, we are going to cook omelet and sell them.
No omelet, we are going to knockout people.
Roy. - Of course.
What?
Can I sit?
What are you going to do with this egg?
Mister, if you can keep this egg in your mouth..
..without breaking it, I will give you 5000.
Tony, can keep an entire chicken inside his mouth..
..for 5000 so what's an egg.
Then...keep this in your mouth.
Then give me the egg.
He has done an amazing thing.
Forget about the egg and chicken..
..you have been fooled, Tony.
Why you..
He's coming.
Check the pocket.
Mine's empty. - Check his pocket.
Yes.
Yes, Adi, 2000 rupees.
So what is my share?
500 for you and 500 for you.
Give it here.
Take him away, take him away.
Move back.
Adi, my 500.
Here.
Torn note. - Yes.
So you can't spend without me.
Wow, Adi, you are so smart. - Yes.
Run. Get ready ,get ready
Get the money.
4000 rupees.
2000 for you.
2000 for us.
Take him away.
Adi, 2000 rupees. - Give me 1000 rupees.
Okay, 1000 for you and 1000 for me.
Forget...forget that fool.
Look, everyone recognizes me now.
Now you go inside. - Okay.
Right. - Take the bag.
Here.
Operation, egg...knockout starts again.
Yes.
What? - Sorry.
What will you do with this egg?
I will put a challenge of 5000 rupees that..
..you can't keep this egg in your mouth without breaking it.
Can you do it? - I can do anything?
Fine, first you do it.
Then I will do it.
Promise? - Promise.
Swallow the egg.
Break the egg.
Save me.
Adi.
Hit him, hit him, oh shit!
Oh no.
There they are.
Beat them.
Enough. Enough.
No one ever beat us up so badly.
Adi, be thankful that at least they didn't rape us.
Our fate has raped us.
If we had money..
..then we would've had so many things.
Yes, car, bungalow, bank balance and ma..
Mother. - Quiet.
Mercedes Benz.
Yes, Mercedes.
Like the one Kabir's sitting in.
Kabir!
Kabir.
Kabir. - Kabir.
Where did that miserable guy get so much money from?
Even he donated his money.
Run, run, follow him!
Such a big car.
Such a big office.
How did Kabir become so rich?
Loyalty, honesty, dedication and responsibility.
Today Kabir Naik is rich because of these four qualities.
And I have seen these four qualities in the four of you.
Thank you.
And that is why the four of you are here.
Sir has appointed you the chief executive..
..of our next multi-million venture.
Thank you, sir. - Thank you, sir.
That's nothing.
Sir is giving you furnished apartments..
..along with fixed salaries.
And yes, everyone will have a personal car as well.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Sir, how do we thank you? - Just like you do.
Look, if the four of you keep working hard..
..then one day I will make you partners in this company.
Partners.
Thank you, sir. - Thank you.
It's okay.
Thank you.
Shit.
Instead of us four talented people..
..he's making these four fools his partner.
It should have been us in their place.
If we become the partners..
..then we will have car, bungalow, bank balance.
But how will we become partners?
Emotional.. - Torture.
Yes, let's go.
Adi.
Adi, no. Adi, no.
Not this way, Adi.
Not this way.
Napkin, sir. Napkin.
Troy.
Roy.
Wipe, you rascals, wipe.
Chaman. - Boman.
Kabadi. - Adi.
Tandav. - Manav.
Yes, yes.
How are all of you?
What are you doing here? - Cleaning the toilets.
What? - Shocked, aren't you?
That why intelligent people like us..
..are doing such a backward job.
Have courage, Roy, have courage.
We will be successful.
There's hope in our hearts.
No matter how much it stinks.
Cotton.. just like there's cotton stashed in the pillow..
..there are four things stashed in us as well.
No, no, no, we are born with it.
Like...loyalty. - Honesty.
Dedication. - Deceit.
No, no, not deceit.
Responsibility.
Just a minute.
That's what I said. - And we heard it.
Outside the window, covertly.
Quietly.
You eavesdropped on my conversation..
..and now are putting up a charade here.
It's not a drama but emotional torture.
So that you can forget about those four fools..
..and make us your partners.
Make your four partners. - Yes.
Good idea.
If I even appoint you watchmen here..
..it will be insulting to them.
Fools.
He humiliated us so badly.
Now no matter what happens..
..but we will be your partners, Kabir. - Yes.
Otherwise I am the son of two fathers.
And I am the son of three father
I am the son of four fathers.
I am the son of the entire India.
There's no one in the office.
Seems like Kabir called us first.
He ought to, after all we are VIP's.
Very important person.
Now we'll have money, position, power.
Now everyone will salute us and say.. - Scoundrels!
Rascals.
You will be punished.
Equally. - Much more than that.
No.
You rascals, scoundrels, fool, stupid, morons..
I hadn't slapped you.
You gave a 100 crores estimate to Kabir sir on month end.
Yes.
But the profit was just 99,99,99,000.
That means there was a loss of 1000 rupees.
You... you deserve one more slap.
Slap. - Slap.
Take them away. - Okay, boss.
Okay, okay.
No, no, no.
Such severe torture for just 1000 rupees.
Kabir sir has appointed four new people in your place.
That means us.
That's why you are fired.
Fired!
And Kabir sir doesn't just say fire.
He fires with his gun.
Give me the gun.
Give me the gun! Gun!
Okay, boss.
Where is he taking it out from?
Jallad. - Yes, boss.
Close the door. - Okay, boss.
Don't kill us. - No.
Don't shoot us.
Murder. Murder.
Run away.
You won't get anything here except for death.
Run, Arjun, run!
Run!
Just a minute.
Kabir sir.
Look, he is here to kill us.
Let us go, please.
I won't let you go like this.
See, he will kill us.
I will kill you? - See, he is telling us.
"I will kill you."
Shut up, you idiots.
Otherwise I will fire you guys.
See he will fire at us.
So this is your doing. - Yes.
Obviously.
And until you keep calling such idiots..
..we will keep driving them away.
Until you don't make us your partners.
Understand. - Partners.
Kabir.
Nice.
Darling, what's going on?
Is everything alright?
Who is she?
She is our madam.
Kabir sir's wife. - Wife?
Yes. - Wife?
Sister-in-law!
Who...who are they, Kabir? - Kabir?
Not, Kabir.
Ram, and you are Sita.
And we are Ram's younger brothers.
So sweet. - Thank you.
Just a minute.
Ram only had three younger brothers.
Really.
That's okay. Consider yourself Draupadi..
..and us, four plus one, five Pandavas.
Darling, you go on, I will join you.
Okay, darling, bye.
Bye. - Bye.
The four of you managed to barge inside my office.
But if you try to barge in my bungalow..
..then I will punch your face in.
He's very short-tempered.
Kabir, not just your bungalow..
..but we will follow you even to hell.
Come on, follow him.
Enough is enough, Kabir.
There's a limit to everything.
I don't want to discuss this any more.
You understand.
Did you understand anything? - No.
I mean yes.
But, I need some money.. - I said no means no, Kabir.
I give you money every month for the monthly expenses, isn't it?
Not a single penny more.
If I could get 500,000.. - You won't get five rupees.
Darling, juice.
He turned out to be a poor beggar just like us.
He's a beggar and she's poor.
He is living off his wife.
36. - 24. - 36.
Seven.
Shoe size. Shoe size.
You are looking at her shoe size, aren't you ashamed?
She is like our sister-in-law.
What a sister-in-law.
Honey, listen to me.
Kabir, why don't you understand?
I don't want to have this discussion any more.
The discussion is over.
I am going for a shower.
Hello, Gulabo. - Gulabo.
My, sugar honey, sugar pie, sugar doll, sugar bag.
That scoundrel is having an affair.
That too so sweet.
He will die of diabetes.
Idea. Listen.
My wife must have been born after 1000 foxes died.
I am tolerating my wife for money.
Otherwise I would have left her long back.
But don't you worry, baby.
I will adjust it in the accounts..
..and get your set by tomorrow.
And after that lights off, Jacuzzi on.
And have some fun in the Jacuzzi.
Kabir and gulabo will be together.
Where is my other phone?
Kabir.
Your mobile is right here.
You here.
How did all of you come here?
And my mobile. - And this mobile has an MMS clip..
..which has Kabir and Gulabo's conversation.
Yes.
'My wife must have been born after 1000 foxes died.'
'I am tolerating my wife for money.'
'Kabir and gulabo will be together '.
Adi, what if sister-in-law sees this clip?
He will be in trouble.
Shut up.
You are trying to blackmail me. - No.
We aren't trying we are doing it.
Quiet!
You think I will be scared of you. - No.
We are sure you will be scared.
If you don't make us your partner..
..then we will send this MMS clip on sister-in-law's mobile.
Kabir.
The button will get pressed.
Kabir.
Why am I hiding? You hide.
Kabir, what have you sent?
What a superb joke you have messaged me? - Joke?
Yes.
Husbands and the sun are so unfaithful.
They come with 'Kiran' (Ray of light).
Stay with 'Roshini' (light).
And leave with 'Sandhya' (evening).
This better be a joke, Kabir. - Of course, darling.
If you don't make us your partner..
..then we will make a joke out of you in front of your wife.
Yes.
This isn't how one becomes partners.
One has to come to the office and work to become partners.
We will surely come to the office..
..but you will do the work.
And these goggles are really nice..
..to watch you do the work.
Can I please have it? Thank you very much.
Thank you.
That looks cool.
And to come to the office, we need a car.
The car keys. Because it won't look nice if we walk.
Yes, this is damn cool.
This isn't what I thought of you.
Ma'am, I always doubted sir.
What did I ever ask for?
That there shouldn't be any dearth in my love.
Instead I got a rascal.
But I love this rascal, darling.
I love you so much.
My dear sister, do you know who's responsible..
..in making me a con. - Who, brother.
Bachchan sir. - You mean, Big B.
Yeah!
When the police department stopped my promotion..
..and transferred me to Yavatmal.
I had nothing to do there except for watching television.
And everyday at 9 o'clock Bachchan sir..
..would come on television and say..
.."Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati."
That's when I realized..
..that its important to be a con first to be a millionaire.
And now with the two of you supporting me..
..we three cons will make their plight bad.
But, brother, the other four were really perfect..
..for our plan as well.
We managed to trap them with difficulty.
They ran away because of these four.
And then they came to me and said..
..pick us, pick us.
So what could I do?
Last time I was going to have a great time..
..with a huge amount of money.
But my plan was foiled because of these four fools.
But now... no goof ups.
My dear sister, you keep playing the role of my secretary.
And Kamini, you as my strict wife.
What is this nonsense, Kabir?
These four aren't even qualified.
Kamini, what was that?
That's the first dialogue of our next scene.
What is this nonsense, Kabir?
These four don't even look qualified.
That's exactly what I am saying, ma'am.
Ask them...who is most qualified amongst them?
Oh, so you are the most qualified one?
How educated are you?
Until 10 o'clock.
Until 10 o'clock?
The school started at 9 o'clock.
After an hour, the principal understood..
..that I can't study anything.
Did you hear? - No, no.
He is just joking.
We are qualified.
We also have a degree. - What degree?
MMS degree. Isn't it, Kabir?
Tell sister-in-law.
Yes, yes, MMS, isn't it?
Ya, take me for a ride.
What?
Is there any such degree? - Ma'am.
Even if there is such a degree..
..then its useless for our company.
Look, look at their faces.
They look like crooks.
Excuse me. - Yes.
Ma'am, fax.
Ma'am, our property..
..which was stuck in legal matters for a long time..
..has been cleared.
Now you are the rightful owner, ma'am.
Kiya, that's great news.
Kabir, I am so happy.
It was very important for this land matter to be cleared.
But why today? Why?
It's all because of these...boys.
They are so lucky.
Yes.
You know something, darling.
I love them to death.
You are right, Kabir.
Why today? Why now?
These four are lucky rascals. - Rascals.
She is calling us rascals. - She is also calling us lucky.
I have decided.
These four are now our company's 20% partners.
How much do I get then? - Shut up, shut up.
Ma'am, what are you saying?
Kiya, arrange for a veneration on the land.
And invite these three specially.
After all they are our lucky mascots.
Oye lucky, oye lucky
Oye lucky,
Oye ediot oye
They are jacked now.
Come, mister.
The veneration is complete.
Now hit the plough on this field and begin.
Darling, let these four do it.
Why these four, ma'am?
Your husband should do it?
We got this land as soon as these four stepped in the office.
So they should do this auspicious deed.
You are right, dear.
Come here.
You are so sweet.
Thank you.
Hit it here, here.
One...two..
Wow, Adi.
What is this? - Super Vasmol 33 hair dye.
Shut up, let me check. - Okay.
Oh my, God. This is oil.
Oh my, God. - Oh my, God.
Oil. - Oil.
I can't believe this, Kamini, crude oil.
Oil! Oil!
Oh my, God. Kiya, did you hear?
Superb, ma'am, superb.
Until now, oil was found only in Arab countries.
Sharjah, Dubai and now Mumbai.
Not just Mumbai, it's in our own land, our land.
Our land, our land, our land.
Kabir, raise our percentage to 30%.
Do it, do it. - Please.
Listen to me. - Kabir.
Just a minute. Just a minute.
Darling, I was thinking.. - I have already thought about it.
From today these four are our company's 40% partners.
40. - 40%.
40%! - Yes.
We all will be billionaires now.
You are right, darling.
Billionaire.
Al -habibi,al-habibi
"Al-habibi, vallah - vallah."
"Girl you're the bun"
"You're the loving machine"
"There is oil in my viens"
"There is oil running through my body."
Aalu Bukhara, dig with a spade, a deadly fountain.
Wonderful! – Hey!
Marvelous! – Hey!
Moneybox worth millions. – Oye!
Papa, you always used to say.
"Son, you will never do anything."
"No matter how hard you try.."
"..but one day you will be flat-broke."
But now I am rich!
I am rich.
Sorry, sir.
Secret file.
She's smiling so much.
What secret is she hiding?
Let's find out.
Beware of those dogs, sir. - Dogs?
They are like stray dogs. - You are right, Kiya.
Dogs.
This secret file almost..
Softly, sir, the walls have ears.
The doors don't. - Oh, yes.
This blue print of your superb idea..
..of making a refinery on the land where you hit oil..
..and your mind-blowing plan of making billions..
..shouldn't reach those four, sir. - It has, it has.
What if it does?
Then they will take this file to ma'am.
And those rascals..
..will be 50% partners of the company.
Yes.
Were you secretly overhearing our conversation?
Us? Yes.
Shut up.
Cockroaches.
Move aside.
Kabir, blue print, Kabir.
Otherwise I will send this blue print to sister-in-law..
You all are too smart. - Of course, we are.
Come on, guys.
Fantastic boys. - Fantastic.
The refineries blue print is ready.
Now only if we can get an investor...
...to invest 250 crores in it then... - Then?
Then you will get 50% partnership.
50%. 50%. - Okay.
50%!
Just a minute.
50%.
Even if you find an investor...
...then how will you convince him?
We have MMS degree.
Manav, you are so smart.
Mama will be so proud of you. - Very smart.
Yes, I am.
Give me a hug.
Manav.
Come on, Manav, give me a hug.
Mama will not feel proud.
‘Paay lagoo, sriraam lagoo... ’
What a hug.
Come in.
Quiet!
Shatrughan Sinha.
You fool, we are not ordinary people.
Quickly tell us about the investor otherwise...
Hey, don’t punch him.
He is our Kabir.
He will surely get an investor.
He will go to Peepli, ‘Dhobi-ghat’...
...even in Delhi’s belly, but surely get an investor.
Isn’t it, Kabir?
Hey you.
Amitabh Bachchan.
By relation I am your father.
And the name is... - Forget it, speak ahead.
Fix an appointment with the investor.
Goat. Goat, goat.
Shahrukh Khan.
Mandira. Mandira, no.
Obama, Obama…no, no, no.
My name is Manav, I am not…not…not an investor.
Not, not.
We want an investor.
You want an investor, that’s all. - Yes.
Come, come.
He will say it in our ears.
Did you get your investor?
Rascal, you raised your hand on us.
Did you forget?
Did you forget Gulabo?
MMS.
You are dead, I am going to ruin you.
Give the phone. Give the phone. - Give the phone.
I don’t…have the phone. - What?
Yes, last evening Kabir asked for it and I gave him.
Kabir asked for it and you gave it to him.
He wanted to call his mother.
He was missing her.
He was missing…his mother...
You have ruined us.
We have lost the phone.
We have lost the investor.
We have lost the partnership.
Adi, I am not so smart.
I will kill him.
That’s enough.
Get out. Get out. Get out.
Kabir.
Stop, Kabir.
I have already made a copy of that Kabir.
You are not that strong…to suppress us.
Very smart.
What now, Kabir?
Bata bhai. - We don’t want shoes.
Not shoes.
Bata bhai, your private investor.
Investor, yes
Glory to... - Batanand Swami.
Bata bhai why are you turning into a saint from an criminal.
Hey, take it out and give it in my hand. - Yes, boss.
Here.
Hey... you ediot.
...and the entire gang members.
Open your ears and listen carefully.
Now Bata bhai’s days of crime... - Out the window.
But, Bata bhai, why stop committing crimes?
You know yesterday I called up a party and said...
“This is the area’s bhai (don) speaking. ”
And do you know what he replied? - What?
Is your sister’s name Area?
Really.
Laugh. Laugh. Laugh you scoundrels.
There’s no more respect.
That’s why Bata bhai is bidding adieu...
...to the world of crimes from today.
From today, I will only speak for discourses.
Devotees, gentlemen.
Bata bhai greets those...
...who have been sitting here for a long time.
Sri Ram, the solo hero of Ramayan.
In the first reel itself he was banished for 14 years.
Mother Sita went along for company.
That’s where the villain made an entry. Ravan.
It rhymes.
What is he saying?
He kidnapped mother Sita from outdoor.
But right then, Hanuman made a daring entry...
...in the supporting role.
He took a bus to Lanka...
...and disrobed Ravan. - Hello. That’s wrong.
Draupadi was disrobed.
You are mixing Ramayan with Mahabharat.
Basher Bokade, bring him to me.
Hey, let's go.
Hey, Ganga Jamuna’s Dilip Kumar.
You are the area’s milkman, aren’t you? - Yes.
So, when you can mix water with milk...
...then why can’t I mix Ramayan with Mahabharat.
Your point is right.
Kallu Koyle, take him at the back and disrobe him...
...and rectify his point as well.
Why disrobe me?
Leave me.
The Ramayan and the Mahabharat...
...are different scriptures.
Hey you fool, its people like you...
...who don’t let us dons change their profession.
Don’t cry, boss.
He’s no saint, he is an imposter.
Hey, silent movie’s dubbing artist.
If anyone compliments me now, I will kill him.
Understand.
No, boss. No.
No, boss.
Did it to quit rowdyism, right?
Brother, please listen to me..
Hey, catch them. – Brother. Brother.
They ran away.
Scoundrel.
Calm down, boss.
Hey…my glasses. - Yes.
Glasses.
Here, boss.
I don’t wish to see this sinful world.
Wow! Wow!
Once more.
Superb.
Bata bhai. - That’s called terror.
Bata bhai, your intense voice isn’t for preaching.
It’s for threatening.
Even the most courageous will feel timid before you.
And the only thing he will be left with will be...
Bata bhai.
Bag. - Oh, yes.
Hey, flop heroes of single screen, what is this?
25 lakhs. - Advance extortion money.
What? - Advance extortion money.
What? - We have already said it twice.
Are you deaf?
Rascal. - Just like there’s advance tax...
...this is advance extortion money.
Bata bhai. Bata bhai.
This is because you don’t know us.
We always think of the future.
We have…hit a jackpot on our land.
Yes, jackpot.
Few days later you will read in the newspaper...
...that we have become millionaires.
Then you will start calling us.
“Pay us money or else we will kill you. ”
Extortion money, etcetera, etcetera.
And, Bata bhai, Bata bhai.
You will say seven and we will say five.
Unwanted bargaining.
That’s why advance extortion money.
Hey Film Division’s gift.
Your explanation went above my head.
Then wear a helmet. - Hey, Rang De Basanti.
Think, boss.
They are ready to pay 25 lakh on the basis of the land.
Then there must be something special about the land.
You are speaking absolutely right from your personal lips.
Hey.
I liked the promo of your land.
Now tell me clearly when you will show us the entire land.
Right now!
Look, Bata bhai.
Black gold.
What a dilemma.
Adi, I am waiting for the day...
...when the 250 crore refinery will be built on this land.
700 crore, Bata bhai.
You always wanted to change your profession, didn’t you?
To hell with being a don.
Now you can really send it to hell.
You are speaking absolutely right from your personal lips.
Hey, heroes of an over budget movie.
Sorry.
Hold my hand and congratulate me.
Sir, middle finger. - When are you going to hold it?
Bata bhai is in the mood to invest in your oil company.
Thank you.
Open your mouth and tell me how much money do you want?
Bata bhai, 250 crores won’t be a big amount for you.
Hey, side hero of a multi-star cast.
What do you think?
If Bata bhai asks for money in the market...
...he won’t be able to get 250 crores.
Wait!!
Hey, Farooq facebook.
Hey, Baba Bhurji.
Hey, Ghanchu Ghoda.
Flop heroes of a hit film.
Bata bhai has already arranged...
...for 250 crores on the phone.
Wow!
Bata bhai, you are so smart.
Wow!
Now Bata bhai will become a billionaire.
Al- habibi, al-habibi
Al-habibi, vallah vallah al-habibi al-habibi vallah-vallah.
Girl you’re the bun.
You’re the loving machine
There is oil in my viens
There is oil running through my body.
Kasam Kekde. - Yes, boss.
Once upon a time in Mumbai this oil company starts...
...then we will fry these four in this oil.
What an idea, boss.
Once the refinery is built on our land.
Then we will fry that Kabir... - Yes.
And this Bata…in this oil itself. - Yes.
It will be fun.
Congrats.
“Let me tell you that no one can stop me. ”
“I swear no one can block us. ”
“Try to stop me. ”
“And I won’t spare you. ”
“The world will be at my feet. ”
“Come girl. ”
“Come my girl, come with me. ”
“Together we are ‘double dhamaal’. ”
“Come my girl, come with me. ”
“Together we are ‘double dhamaal’. ”
“Just pegs and a pub. ”
“And no restrictions at all. ”
“My darling should be dancing along. ”
“On Punjabi folk. ”
“Just pegs and a pub. ”
“And no restrictions at all. ”
“My darling should be dancing along. ”
“On Punjabi folk. ”
“Try to stop me. ”
“And I won’t spare you. ”
“The world will be at my feet. ”
“Come girl. ”
“Come my girl, come with me. ”
“Together we are ‘double dhamaal’. ”
“Come my girl, come with me. ”
“Together we are ‘double dhamaal’. ”
“Gucci’s belt, Armani’s handkerchief. ”
“Gucci’s... ”
“I can have what I want. ”
“I value my life because I drive a Ferrari. ”
“Come sit in my car, I will take you for a ride. ”
“I will take you wherever you want. ”
“Come sit in my car, I will take you for a ride. ”
“I will take you wherever you want. ”
“Try to stop me. ”
“And I won’t spare you. ”
“The world will be at my feet. ”
“Come girl. ”
“Come my girl, come with me. ”
“Together we are ‘double dhamaal’. ”
“Come my girl, come with me. ”
“Together we are ‘double dhamaal’. ”
“Come my girl, come with me. ”
“Together we are ‘double dhamaal’. ”
‘Once more sing it again. ”
“Come girl. ”
“Come my girl, come with me. ”
“Together we are ‘double dhamaal’. ”
“Come my girl, come with me. ”
“Together we are ‘double dhamaal’. ”
“Come my girl, come with me. ”
“Together we are ‘double dhamaal’. ”
I feel good.
Roy, there is no one in our office.
When we are there..
..why do you need anyone else?
After all, we are VIP’s.
Very impotent people.
What?
Quiet.
Money, position, power.
Everyone will salute us and say.. - Rascal.
Scoundrels.
You will be punished.
But not rightly, much more than that.
Forgive us.
Just a minute. Just a minute.
Doesn’t this look and sound familiar. - Yes.
Jallad. Take them along.
Roy, did you understand something from this? - Yes, I did.
Directed by Kabir.
He is showing us an action replay..
..of our own film to scare us.
Now he will take out a gun.
Tell me or else I will shoot you.
Now he will tell him to close the door.
Jallad, close the door.
Watch.
I bet 100 rupees.
He will come out breaking the door in three seconds.
One…two..
Yes.
Come on, come in my lap.
Does it hurt? - Yes.
Did you bring the ketchup from home?
Tomato ketchup.
Fries and tomato ketchup, wow.
Adi.
It’s different. - Its different.
Adi. Adi. Adi.
It’s blood. - Couldn’t you tell us earlier?
I was saying “Adi, Adi.”
“Adi, Adi, Adi.”
Couldn’t you say “blood, blood”?
I will kill the one..
..who didn’t pay two month’s rent of my office.
Who is the boss amongst you?
Whoever is the boss, step ahead?
So, you are the boss?
I don’t know how I always come ahead..
..in such dangerous situations.
Adi. - I will tell you.
Adi. Adi.
Sir, sir.
Forgive us. Forgive us. - Please forgive us.
Forgive us. - Forgive us.
Have you see Sholay? - No.
Have you seen Dhamaal? - No.
Thank you.
Run, run.
Jallad, catch them.
Run, run.
No men, no oil.
There is no one here.
Those three cons duped us.
Before Bata bhai catches us..
..let’s run away from here. Come on.
Wait.
Useless jokers of a comic movie..
..where are you running to in this Olympic style.
Why do you feel we are running away?
Rascal, tell me where is my oil?
Hit the spade on the ground and the oil will come out.
Spade? - Yes.
Hey, get the spades. - Yes, boss.
Get the spades. - Yes, boss.
Fools, get the spade.
Today Bata bhai will have his oil.
Hurry up.
Dig quickly.
Boss, there is no sign of oil here. - Yes.
Where’s the oil?
There.
Why are you all pointing in different directions?
Show me a common spot.
We were pointing our other finger.
Its here. - Here, here.
Here.
Chhagan Charbi. - Yes, boss.
Take the name of Lord and dig.
Hail Ali.
Boss, there is oil.
They found it, thank God.
There’s oil.
Mumbai Municipality’s work down the drain.
Look, Tavde, someone broke the sewage pipeline.
Why the..
Shut up!
Who broke this pipeline?
Hey, lower your volume.
Or else I will lose my mind.
This is my land.
We can do whatever we like with it.
You.. - Hey, don’t you dare abuse BMC officials.
Who broke the sewage pipe? - Sewage pipe?
Can’t you smell the stink?
Yes. It does stink.
Yes, it does.
And this land belongs to the government.
Government? - Yes.
We have been cheated.
We got sewage water instead of oil.
Run, run.
Catch them.
Don’t let them escape.
Adi, come on. Adi, come on.
Hey, they are coming. Follow me.
Let’s go, Dhanno.
It’s the question of Basanti’s honor.
Adi. - Yes.
Dhanno saved her honor.
Now what about us?
Run, run.
Adi.
There are only coats here.
Let’s go. Let’s go.
Adi.
Did you see anyone running from here in white clothes?
Hey, I am asking you.
Did you see anyone running from here?
Stop.
The rascals called the police. - Yes, boss.
Hey, hide your guns. - Yes, boss.
Stand straight like decent people.
The rascal called more goons.
The four of you saved me from the police cleverly.
Two lakhs from Mausin bhai.
Consider this a token of my appreciation.
First let us understand what you just said.
Mausin bhai, goons were after us.
But why were the police after you?
Actually my partner Shabbir cheated me in business.
He deceived me.
There’s a Shabbir in his story.
And there’s a Kabir in our story.
He played a big game with me.
And you didn’t leave him alive. - No.
Such a small punishment for such a big crime.
I killed him…but a thousand times.
First I ruined his personal life.
And then wrecked havoc on his business.
He hates his life much more than he used to love money.
..after snatching his happiness, his wealth.
And now I am going out of India..
Goodbye.
Two lakhs. - Two lakhs.
Bata bhai will make two lakhs out of us.
Mausim bhai. - Yes.
We don’t want two lakhs.
Take us along, please. - Please.
Please, please. - Please.
Just a minute.
That’s not possible.
I cannot take you four along.
Why?
Heard that.
Mausim bhai, we saved your life.
So why aren’t you saving our lives now?
Roy, take the dagger out and cut my nerves.
Cut it.
Here.
Cut it, cut it, cut it.
You have gone crazy.
What are you saying?
Did I raise you for this? - Adi.
Mausim bhai has refused to help us.
So rather than getting killed by our enemies..
..it’s best that my friends kill me.
If it’s like that, Adi, then Boman take this.
Hold it.
And cut it.
Cut it. - No, Adi.
No, Adi.
Brother, your..
Cut it.
Stop.
Come with me.
Mausim bhai, thank you very much.
So easily you smuggled us from India to Macau.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.
Hold it.
Stop the boat.
Police.
If the police catch us..
..they will send us back to India.
Its better that we jump in the water. - Listen to me.
There’s no time to listen to anything now.
Water.
Come on.
Follow the boat.
Manav.
Quickly, quickly.
We are safe.
Where is Mausim bhai?
There he is.
Save me. Save me.
I can’t swim.
Mausim bhai, hold on I am coming.
Adi. Adi. - Adi, mama will be so proud of you.
Adi.
Scoundrels.
Mausim bhai.
You went there to get his watch.
When he’s facing a bad time..
..why does he need a watch?
Kabir will go through a bad time..
..when I get hold of him.
How will we get hold of him?
He must be having a good time somewhere.
He is having a good time right here.
What? - Yes. There.
These three rascals are here.
Let’s go find out. - Yes.
Brother, those people that came in the limo.
Do you know them?
Yes, they are the new boss.
They bought this casino few days back. - What?
Rascals, they duped us..
..and bought a casino in Macau with that money.
I will shoot that rascal Kabir.
I will murder that Kamini. I will kill her.
That wretch Kiya.. - Just a minute, just a minute.
Remember what Mausim bhai said before dying?
Yes, save me, save me. - Shut up.
Mausim bhai said, “Such a small punishment..”
“..for such a big crime.”
If we want to kill our enemies..
..then he should die thousand times.
We swear…we will ruin Kabir’s business life.
We swear…we will ruin Kabir’s personal life.
We swear…we will turn Kabir’s happiness into sorrows.
We swear…that we will snatch Kabir’s Iphone, Ipod, his item.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Three cheers for my casino.
The Four Jokers.
Today I have a special announcement for all my guests.
This new year’s eve, there will be no rules.
Unlimited money and unlimited gambling.
Unlimited gambling!
Thank you.
Unlimited gambling, Kabir?
We will need at least 1000 crores in the safe deposit for that.
How will we find an investor for so much money?
We will have to do something.
That man approaching.
Johnny Bonzela. The king of casinos.
I want to be bigger than him.
Kabir, congratulations.
But you better be careful.
You are moving way too fast.
You know in trying to beat me..
..you might just lose this casino.
I will beat you ‘Gandul’. - ‘Gandul’? Meaning what?
It means pest in our language. - Pest.
You are calling me a pest. - Yes. Now get out.
I will see you. - Get out.
I will be the number one casino owner.
Want to be number one.
I will pee on your face, rascal.
Kiya, every other person here is an eligible bachelor.
I want you to.. - Brother.
Actually you two should get married.
And as far as my life-partner is concerned.
Rather than being rich, I am looking for a life-partner..
..that’s honest, caring and loves me very, very much.
Did you have these qualities when you trapped us, witch?
You wretch.
But, Kabir, why did you name this casino, ‘The Four Jokers’.
Come on, Kamini.
We got this casino because of those four jokers.
That’s why this casino is called ‘Four Jokers’.
No fighting.
Adi, no fighting.
I will stamp that pest under my feet.
Why do you keep calling him pest?
Call him earthworm.
It feels good when I call him pest.
We’ll feel good only when we ruin those three.
But, Adi, they are also very smart.
That’s why we have to be over-smart. - Yes.
Just like they first won our trust and then broke it. - Right.
Similarly we will have to first win their trust..
..and then break it.
What are you saying?
That Kabir isn’t blind.
He will recognize us.
He won’t recognize us.
Because we will don a new look for every situation.
Correct.
Yes.
But how will we change the way we look.
Get up, get up. - I am already up, what get up.
‘Hooliya’ (getup).
Adi, don’t abuse me in a lisp manner.
I can do it too.
You are a ‘Hooliya’.
I will kill him first before Kabir.
Adi, control. Control. - What control?
We are in a pitiful state..
..and those four are having a gala time.
Gala time.
Let’s join them.
Sir.
Hello, sir.
Who are you? How did you come inside?
Sir, I am Ghanta Singh. - Who?
Ghanta Singh. - Should I peal you?
No, sir.
I am here for a job, sir.
Give me any job, sir.
I promise you, sir, I will not blow your job.
There is no job here. Out. - Sir.
At least give Ghanta Singh a chance. - How dare you enter my office?
Ghanta Singh is very talented, sir.
What are you doing?
Sir..
I am a Sardar and also effective.
Sir, job. - So this is the qualification of your job.
Stealing.
Sir, I am not trying to prove that what a good thief I am.
Instead I am trying to say that..
..I will expose the thieving going on in your casino.
Ghanta Singh. - Yes.
No one can ever steal in my casino.
Its happening, sir.
On table number seven.
I am the best.
Money, money, money.
Chinese Macau.
You come to Macau from China and cheat.
Cheating.
I don’t cheat.
My name is Lee.
You Indian. I love Indian.
Favorite cricketer, Ganguli.
Favorite food, Indian Thali.
Favorite song...wait, wait, wait.
“Khalbali hain Khalbali.”
You cheat, now I will expose your larceny.
Sir.
I am so sorry.
Chinese cheater, sir.
This is my casino, how dare you?
Now eat Lee’s lead.
You dare point a gun at my boss.
Impudent.
You will have to face this Ghanta..
..before killing my master.
Amigos ,amigos
Oh no.
Oh no, real gun.
He will take forever to die.
I will blow his brains out.
Forget it, brother.
Why shoot him again.
He is already dying.
Let it be, let it be.
He is dying, he is dying.
Hey, you are Sardar speaking Gujarati.
Actually, sir, when scared different voices come out.
He is dead, forget it.
Let’s have a drink.
The rascal’s on vibrator mode.
I will finish him. - No, no, no.
Move.
Kabir. I knew it.
I knew your short-temper very well.
That’s why I took the bullets out of your gun.
But don’t spare this cheater Lee.
Here.
Don’t spare him.
Roy, do you know how to swim? - No.
I am sorry. So sorry.
What did you do?
Sir, why do you want to be responsible for his murder?
Let me handle..
But you didn’t appoint me on the job.
I am jobless, sir.
Ghanta Singh. - Yes.
No one can protect our casino better than you.
But, Kabir.. - Kamini, he is a Sardar and also effective.
Ghanta Singh, you are hired from today.
Thank you, sir.
I won’t spare you.
You threw me down from a 20 storey building.
If I hadn’t done that..
..then Kabir would have shot 20 bullets in you.
Look, please.
Whatever I did was for your benefit.
Don’t say that
I hate the word ‘Kiya’, I hate that girl Kiya.
Then you must also hate that song.
“Kiya, Kiya, Kiya...kya Kiya.”
Look, according to the plan..
..you have to make that girl Kiya fall in love with you.
How is that?
Posing as an animal.
Listen. - Yes.
You have to make a wild entry just like him.
That’s fine, Adi.
But you tell me..
..why did you get me a ladies gorilla costume.
What difference does it make whether its ladies or gents.
A gorilla is a gorilla.
Its time for Kiya to arrive.
I will go alert Roy and you put on your head.
Best of luck.
Boy, return me the head.
Why you...come here.
Adi, Boman, where are you two?
Wow, Boman, you are so smart.
You also sound like a gorilla.
But what are you doing inside?
Seems like some dimwit put you inside the cage..
..thinking you are a monkey, isn’t it?
Don’t worry, I will get you out.
Okay.
Go, go, go.
Yes.
All the best. Boman.
All set man.
There comes the woman.
Go, man, go, go, go.
No.
Stop.
What man.
Are you a gorilla or a jungle idiot?
She is a woman.
Women are like Mother India, Henna, Chandani, Biwi No.1.
Women are ‘Balika Vadhu’, ‘Na Aana Iss Desh Mein Laado’, ‘Uttaran’.
Give respect, man, take respect.
If you don’t respect women..
..then that will be really bad.
Seems like you don’t understand.
Now I will make you...understand.
You are black, I am black.
Yet you troubled this woman.
This isn’t possible as long as Tukya is there.
Did you understand?
Good.
You are showing your true colors again.
You won’t understand this way.
Take this.
Take it, take it, take it.
My dear.
You are so mischievous.
Real gorilla.
You monkey, will you kill him?
Stop it.
He turned out to be the Emraan Hashmi of gorillas.
He kept kissing me for two hours. Two hours.
Be thankful that..
..he didn’t turn out to be the Shakti Kapoor of gorillas.
Otherwise something else would’ve swelled up..
..instead of your lips.
This...this is Manav’s fault.
He made the real gorilla come after me.
Yes, we shouldn’t involve him in any plan.
Sorry, guys, I am not so smart.
I don’t know who and what I start seeing.
Look, that girl that’s approaching looks like Kiya.
Sister, where is room number 3C.
Run. Run. - Run.
Oh that gorilla killed me !
Hi. - Hi.
This is for you.
Thank you. - Thank you for saving my life.
No, no, it was my duty to rase you.
What? - I mean, save you.
Sit down.
How can you speak Hindi?
Actually my mother was Kali and father was Kale.
So, how can you speak Hindi?
I mean to say, my mother was Kali..
..and my father was called Kale.
Sagaran Kale.
He was an Indian.
And myself, Tukaram Sagaran Kale.
You can call me Tukya, man.
Tukya.
You landed in a soup because of me.
Don’t worry, you can compensate for it.
Feed me this soup. - Superb.
Now I will look after you until you don’t recover completely.
Liar.
You mean really.
No!
No.
What happened?
Don’t you like me? - I like you..
..but I already have a commitment in my life.
And once I make a commitment in life..
..then I don’t listen to any rascal.
Another commitment. - Yes.
Who is he?
Tell me who he is?
Him. It’s him.
My younger brother, Dodo.
He was affected by chicken guinea..
..since then he lost all his qualities.
Since then he keeps playing with his marbles.
He has lost his marbles.
This is a realization of dreams.
This is the ultimate..
I fulfill his desire of even swatting a fly.
I am scared, Kiya.
I am scared that if I don’t pay attention to my only brother..
..then this Dodo might be lost.
Tukya, now I respect you much more.
Your brother.. - Is right here.
Hi.
I am Jojo. His brother.
What is he doing here? - How do I know?
How sweet.
But, Tukya, you said that you have only one brother.
That’s correct.
He is my official brother.
And he’s my unofficial...useless brother.
Unofficial.
My father had a one night stand with some black woman.
So he is the symbol of that blemished deed.
My step-brother.
Jojo Kale.
But a brother is after all a brother.
And these two useless boys..
..are the real treasure of my life.
Real treasure.
Tukya, now I respect you even more.
Now these two are our responsibility.
Bye, Dodo.
Bye, Jojo. - Bye.
Bye, Tukya.
Rascal, you were about to ruin our game.
I wanted to be your only insane brother as well.
Now only Kabir will go crazy.
Good morning, sir. - Good morning.
Ghanta. - Sir.
I feel like playing golf today.
Great, sir.
But, sir, there’s only 10 days left for the 31st.
And you are Playing golf instead of finding an investor.
What do you think, sir?
That the investors will come dancing to you.
Hey, fool. - Who is it?
Hey, hold this. Hold it.
Rope.
I am here for valet parking.
Why are you giving me a rope?
Take a look there.
Oh sir!
Wow, such a big yacht. - Big.
This is the smallest of my five yachts.
Sir, that’s the smallest one.
Sir, he has five more.
Stupid, is Tony Bonzela here. - No, sir.
No. That rascal.
Poor Bonzelo.
Bonzela, you fool.
I decided to give 1000 crores with no interest.
And I wanted you to play just one game of golf..
..and you show no interest.
No, no, no, no.
Our deal is cancelled.
Now don’t bother me again, understand.
Understand, go. - Darling, let it be.
Let it be, darling.
Let’s go fill up some…holes. - Okay, okay.
Let’s go fill up holes.
Sir, the deal’s cancelled.
Sir, go play a game of golf with him..
..and your game will be fixed. - What do you mean?
I mean your job will be done, sir.
Your job will be done.
How do you know?
Sir, I am a Sardar.
And I am also effective.
Super shot, sir.
Wow!
Hello, I am Ghanta Singh.
Hello, I am Heera bai.
The owner of Jeera and Heera company.
Great.
And he’s the owner of Four Joker’s casino.
Kabir Naik.
And myself Mrs. Barbara Hori.
Sir, what are you doing?
I am not doing anything.
Sir, play the game.
Brother.
Our sir wants to play a game with you.
Okay.
Of course, of course.
Right here on this golf course.
Sir, don’t look there, sir.
Where? - There?
Fakir. - Kabir.
It’s the same thing.
Concentrate on that ball.
Wow!
Good shot.
Brother. Brother.
Is Johnny Bonzela someone close to you?
He’s a stupid foreigner.
Brother, you are an Indian..
..and you are helping a foreigner, isn’t that wrong?
Help an Indian… then India will progress.
You are absolutely right.
Move aside, let me play.
Come on, baby.
Sir.
Sir, should I crack the deal. - Crack it quickly.
Or something else will get cracked. - Yes.
Brother. Brother. Brother.
Sir is ready to give you 10%..
..but you will give 1000 crores to sir. - Done.
Thank you.
I will give you 1000 crores, Kabir.
Now let me play another shot. - No! No, no.
Brother, don’t play another shot.
Let us celebrate.
I enjoyed meeting you.
Kutiya and Kamini.
Kabir, what is he saying?
He calls me Fakir as well. 1000 crores.
Take my wealth and my fame if you want.
And you can also take this woman if you want. - What?
Brother, she is getting too close for comfort.
I feel like swatting her.
So how are you doing?
Guess who is standing behind you?
Pamela. - I know, Nelson Mandela.
Johnny Bonzela.
Oh shit.
Bonzela.
You are speaking Tamil.
I mean, sir, he is not worth meeting.
Yes, why meet him now?
The deal’s over and so is the relation.
What over?
He should know where his investors are investing their money.
Johnny. - What do you want, Kabir?
I want you to meet my new investor.
I bet you know him.
Nope, I don’t know this Gujarati. - What?
But I know that Gujarati.
Oh no, where did he come from?
Hello, Mr. Bonzela. - Hello, my dear friend.
And you are? - He’s my brother. Moti.
He knows Bonzela.
I only talk to him through phone.
And that’s why Bonzela recognizes him and not me.
But now Johnny, this deal is over. - Deal.
Baldy, to hell with you.
Get out. - Nobody talks to Bonzela like that.
Hey, Bonzela, nobody talks to my investors like that, you ‘Gandul’.
Again. ‘Gandul.’
I will show you.
Let's go.
Let’s have a drink.
Manav, for first time you saved us..
..and didn’t land us in trouble.
But how do you know Johnny Bonzela?
All of you considered me useless.
And it hurt me deeply.
It made me furious.
I fell at Johnny Bonzela’s feet.
‘Okay.’
And I said “Just say hi, hello, chow” in front of them.
And after that you know what happened now.
Wow, wow, wow!
Adi, you are so smart.
Mama will be so proud of you.
Thank you, Adi.
Friends, I have finally found partners for my casino.
And on this happy note, I would like to propose..
..to my life-partner.
Kamini, will you marry me?
“The love in my eyes…is for you, sweetheart.”
“There’s no one like you.”
“My heart believes so.”
“When you hug me.”
“When you kiss me.”
“When you hug me.”
“When you kiss me.”
“My heart goes zoom, zoom.”
“Why?”
“There were many crazy after me.”
“But I fell only for you.”
“Tattoo my name on your arms.”
“So that the world can see it.”
“When you hug me.”
“When you kiss me.”
“When you hug me.”
“When you kiss me.”
“My heart goes zoom, zoom.”
“Why?”
“I have no regrets in losing my heart.”
“Finding you was real joy.”
“Always stay mine.”
“Otherwise wonder what will happen to you.”
“When you hug me.”
“When you kiss me.”
“When you hug me.”
“When you kiss me.”
“My heart goes zoom, zoom.”
“Why?”
You have seen all the security arrangements.
Now please come with me.
On the 31st the money that you will finance..
..will be kept in this vault behind this fish tank.
That means if someone tries to deactivate the alarm..
..he still won’t be able to steal them.
Your 1000 crores will always stay before my eyes.
That was fun, Kabir.
Your safe and our money is absolutely safe.
Then how will we be able to get the money.
Of course we will.
We will get him the 1000 crores finance.
In two days.
In two days, you will have 1000 crores on your table.
Don’t worry, Fakir.
Hori, let’s go home and have fun.
Come on.
Fun. - Come on.
Hori, let’s go.
Open the door.
Bye, Kabir. - Bye, bye.
Sir, the money has been arranged.
Very good, Ghanta singh.
Brother, there is another good news for you.
Really? - I have chosen a boy.
Nice, who is he?
Tukaram.
He isn’t rich but poor.
He isn’t fair but black. - Black.
Brother, he looks just like a hero.
Sir, he must be Peepli Live hero.
Sorry, sir.
You want to marry a poor black man. - Brother.
Don’t forget, Kamini was a bar dancer.
“Munni is disgraced because of you, darling.”
”Munni is disgraced because of you, darling.”
“Munni is disgraced because of you, darling.”
“Munni’s cheeks are rosy, eyes are intoxicating.”
“And gait is regal.”
“I became a Zhandu balm because of you, darling.”
“Munni is disgraced because of you, darling.”
“Munni’s cheeks are rosy, eyes are intoxicating.”
“And gait is regal.”
Sir. In which bar did she dance? - Deepali bar.
Wow, sir.
Sir, should we arrange for a exotic dance program..
..of sister-in-law in the casino on the 31st.
Of course, of course. - Great, sir.
Quiet. - Sorry, sir.
Look, call your Tukaram.
Thank you, brother. Thank you so much.
Tukya.
Give me a hug.
Hi, Dodo. Hi, Jojo. - Hi.
What a beautiful house.
The rascal built such a big home with our money.
He means to say that..
..he built such a big house with hard earned money.
Brother is here too.
Come on, come on.
Brother, they are Dodo, Jojo.
And he is Tukaram.
What's up man?
People must call you Tukya, isn’t it?
How did you know, brother?
Because he looks like a Tukya. - Kabir.
Please come take a seat.
No, no, first I will see Priya’s bed. - What?
Bed, bedroom, kitchen. The courtyard.
Show me.
Brother, I will.. - Take him, take him.
Dodo, Jojo. Don’t trouble, uncle. - Tukya.
Yeah bro...
Don’t worry about them.
I will look after them.
You Tukya.
Who pinched me?
You did?
He did. - Not me, he did.
He did. - He did.
You did. - You did.
Stop, stop.
Dodo, Jojo.
You shouldn’t fight amongst yourselves.
You are good boys, aren’t you? - Yes.
Brothers shouldn’t fight. - No.
Now shake hands. - Okay.
Not mine.
Shake your hands.
Come on. - Okay.
Good boys. Good boys, good boys.
Wow, sir. - See, how I handled two children.
Correct, sir. - The solution to everything..
You are right, uncle.
As brothers we cannot fight amongst ourselves.
But we can fight with you.
Stop.
Stop. Stop.
You shouldn’t raise your hands on elders.
This is my last warning.
Would you like to eat something?
No, we want to drink.
Milk. - Milk.
Milk.
Your milk is very nice.
See, there’s a slight problem in the beginning.
But this is a child’s job for me.
Uncle, uncle, should I read your palm.
Sir, he’s just a child. Let him. - Go ahead.
Jojo. - Dodo.
Look at this line.
It says that he is going to be a pauper.
A pauper.
You are going to be ruined. - What are you saying?
We will have to erase this line.
What is he saying, sir?
Can anyone ever erase the lines?
What the..
How dare you?
The younger brother can’t do it before the elder brother.
Yes.
Now you do it.
Why you… What are you saying?
Why you..
You rascal.
Sir. - Yes.
Let’s do it, sir. - Let’s do it today.
Why the..
Brother.
Beat them.
Beat them some more. Beat them.
Sir, he’s saying beat them.
Sorry, sir.
Tukya. - What Tukya?
Your brother spit on them. - Not me, they did.
Instead of tearing down this difference..
..you broke their lovely hearts.
Let’s go. Come on. - Get out?
Tukya, wait.
Brother, these innocent boys..
How could you?
They aren’t innocent.. - Brother...
Now I disgrace you just as much as I respect Tukya.
Enough, now Kiya goes where Tukya does.
You mean you will marry this black ghost..
..against brother’s permissio``n.
Yes. - What?
Sir, sir, don’t murder her in a fit of rage.
I will kill.. - Try it.
Mr. Kabir Naik, you are not my family anymore.
We are family. Let's go.
Black and white family, sir.
I pronounce you man and wife.
You may now kiss the bride.
Kiss the bride. Kiss the bride.
Not you two.
You may now kiss the bride. - Of course.
A for apple. - B for Bada apple.
C for chota apple. - D for doosra apple.
E for ek aur apple. - F for first apple.
G for Gulgul apple.
Dodo, Jojo.
Why are you two playing with the apple?
Adam and Eve ate an apple before their wedding night.
That's why we are playing with the apple..
..because we want to play wedding night with sister-in-law.
No, no, Dodo.
Only I can play this game with your sister-in-law.
You two take your marbles out.
Come on, come on. Get it out, get it out.
What, man?
Who are you?
Who sent you and for what?
Why do I tell you that my name is Milan Supari.
The famous super hit-man. - Hit-man.
Yes. And why should I tell you..
..that your brother Kabir sent me to kill your husband.
Brother.
Okay, Tukya, get ready.
Get ready.
Wait. - What?
You will have to kill me before you kill my brother. - Okay.
Oh my, God.
Dodo.
Whose turn is it now?
You or you?
You will shoot your brother, Adi.
Adi?
No, I will shoot you completely.
Jojo.
You cannot leave us
Kiya, your brother shot both my brothers.
Not two, Tukya, three.
Kiya. - Tukya.
Your brother killed me as well.
Dodo, Jojo, I am coming.
Tukya. Tukya.
Avenge my death, Kiya. - Tukya.
Avenge our death, Kiya.
Tukya!
Ghanta Singh. - Yes.
What is happening?
What spell has that black guy cast on Kiya?
Sir, it must be black magic.
Sorry, sir.
But, sir, don't drink anymore alcohol in your tension.
Sorry, sir.
Sir.
You are a Sardar. - Yes.
You are a Sardar. - Yes, sir.
That's why your drink is effective.
Sir, sir, what's wrong?
Ghanta Singh. - Yes.
I have been trying to call Kabir for so long..
..but he isn't answering.
Where is he?
Upstairs, in his room.
He is on a waterbed. - Waterbed?
Yes.
If I would have been in your place..
..then I would've never gone upstairs.
Fine, I won't go as well. - No, no, no.
I am in my place, you are in your place..
..but sir is in a wrong place.
What?
Kabir.
Oh Jesus, Kamini.
Save me.
This is so embarrassing.
Oh, my God!
Wait.
Witch.
I never imagined you will fall so low.
You will cheat me.
Kamini, I told you once.
I didn't do anything with that girl and that's it.
And talk to me with damn respect.
I am the man of this house.
If you are the man of the house..
..you will do anything you please.
Remember one thing, Kabir.
If you cheat me, I will kill you.
Oh Jesus. - Come here.
Kabir, save me.
Save me. - What is happening?
What happened? - Look at them.
Barbara Hori. You witch.
Tell me what you did with this Fakir.
I will tell you.
Whatever happened last night between us.. - Nothing happened.
No need to hide.
I have confessed to my husband..
..that he is a mouse.
And you...you are my tiger.
Sister. Not a confidante or a companion.
I want to be your partner.
Kabir, I never imagined that you will cheat me.
Kamini. Kamini, listen to me.
Thank God you are here, Kiya.
Try to explain to Kamini.
She thinks I am a cheater.
Kamini, brother isn't a cheater.
He is also a murderer.
And he has murdered none other than my husband, Tukya.
He also killed poor Dodo and Jojo.
How could you, brother, how could you?
Kiya, listen to..
That's why I am here to curse you..
Don't you dare give anything more to sir?
Sir has already had enough.
Shut up! - Shut up!
Sorry, sir.
Just like you snatched my love..
..similarly you will lose your love as well.
No, he has already lost his love.
We are out of your life, Kabir.
Out of your life.
Forever.
Kiya, Kamini.
Rascal, even we are out of your life.
You tried to pick on my wife.
You forget about that one billion.
Rascal, sister-in-law should be honored and not wooed.
Understand.
Brother, let's go.
"I feel like meeting you."
I feel like meeting you.
Sir, she is singing.
Now you play, play.
Dirty man.
I hate you, you stupid man.
Sir, you lost almost everything in a single day.
Sir, those four are responsible for it. - What?
The stars, sir.
Sir, emotions went down the drain.
Let's save the profession now.
Okay.
But how will we get 1000 crores in two days.
Sir, there is one guy.
Who?
Kabir, the number one beggar in all of Macau.
Before I give you 1000 crores, I have one condition.
Call yourself Gandul.
Sir, let's go from here.
I cannot tolerate your humiliation.
What's the worst that can happen, sir?
You will be ruined.
You will be bankrupt.
Your state will be pitiful. - Johnny Bonzela.
I am a 'Gandul'.
Done. I will give you 1000 crores.
But remember one thing.
This guy lost my money, he lost his life.
You lose my money. You will lose your life.
'Kabir, you will surely lose your life.'
'Because we are going to get that 1000 crores.'
But how will I get those 1000 crores.
It's simple.
I will drop a pill in the fish tank..
..which will make the water dirty.
After that you come there as cleaners..
..and clean everything along with the fist tank.
Ladies and gentlemen. Here.
Presenting to you a fantastic, charming..
..double impacting item girl.
For the first time in Macau.
The one and only.
This is great.
Jalebi Bai.
Where did she come from?
Sir, the Russian dancer was demanding dollars at the last minute.
She agreed in rupees.
Sorry, sir.
"The boys...boys were floored by me."
"So many...were breathless."
"Oh my, what now?"
"It's going to happen."
"Everyone asks where you hail from."
"Name?"
"Jalebi Bai."
How did the tank get dirty?
Sir, the fishes must be having a bad stomach.
Call the cleaners.
Right sir, I will call them right now.
"These crazy boys have seen...seen my skill."
"I created the night with my tresses."
"And the moon with my face."
"Some are after me while some are in front."
"Some above me while some are below."
"Everyone asks where you hail from."
"Name?"
"Jalebi Bai."
Wait, ID please.
Sir.
Sir, that foreigner is trying to get fresh with sister-in-law.
"You can ask everyone here."
"I am every lover's passion."
Sir, there will be a few bubbles when they clean the tank.
Don't worry.
"You can ask everyone here."
"I am every lover's passion."
"For everyone...I am Love's definition."
"Some see me, some touch me."
"Those who touch me, start swaying."
"Everyone asks where you hail from."
"Name?"
"Jalebi Bai."
Hot girl dancing outside.
You watch outside, I will watch inside.
Yes, sir. - Good.
"Jalebi Bai."
Stop it.
Security, check their bags.
Nothing, sir. - You can leave.
Who ruined me?
What the hell is going on?
Kabir.
Roy.
I am not Roy.
My name is Lee.
Now eat Lee’s lead.
Take this wealth, take this fame.
And take this woman as well.
Rascal, sister-in-law should be respected and not wooed.
Sir, I am a Sardar and also effective,
All characters are fictitious.
And bear no resemblance to any person living or dead.
Special thanks to Bigg Pictures and T-Series group of...
Zip it.
In short, Mr. Kabir.
You are ruined.
I don’t believe it.
This isn’t possible.
You can’t ruin me.
This means, Kabir, the one who snatched your sister’s happiness.
Are us.
Hey, Naik.
Those who separated you from your wife.
Are us.
And those who stole your money, public’s money...
...Johnny’s money from your casino.
Are us.
I don’t regret that I was fooled.
But I regret that you fools fooled me.
I see.
Now watch as we do another foolish thing.
Hello, is this Pamela, Mandela, Bundela.
No, this is Johnny Bonzela. - Yes.
Johnny Bonzela, do you want Kabir dead or alive?
I want Kabir alive so that I can kill him. - Yes, come fast.
I will kill you both.
What is happening?
Sir, its action replay, sir.
It’s the same whiskey, sir, and the same pill.
That’s the sofa, sir, fall on it.
I am feeling so good...
...after ruining Kamini, Kiya and this ‘Gandul’.
Yes.
1000 crores are waiting for us.
What will be my share? - Shut up, Manav.
Now we will be ahead...
...and the world will be after us.
Wow, Adi, you are so smart.
Adi.
What is happening?
Adi, seems like they are showing a film.
Oh no, that’s us. - Yes.
And those who stole your money, public’s money...
...Johnny’s money from your casino.
Are us.
Oh shit.
Oh no.
Rascal, you definitely forgot to switch off the cameras.
I switched off the cameras.
I swear.
There are no cameras here yet someone filmed us.
Adi, you are not so smart. - Shut up.
But who did this?
Kabir. - Kamini.
Kiya. - These rascals did this.
Fools, you think you duped us.
But we…duped you instead. - Us?
Yes. Double Dhamaal.
That means you three knew about our plan.
Of course, Tukiye.
What did you think?
You didn’t break the difference between us...
...and separated a brother and sister.
And, Boman, you.
This boy’s hot.
Make me your partner.
And what did you think?
You can ruin us posing as Ghanta Singh. - No.
Good shot, Kabir.
What? - Balls to me.
First we duped you of 250 crores.
And now 1000 crores.
But just a minute.
We have those 1000 crores.
And we will never tell you where we have hidden it.
What now? What now? What now?
Who will tell us now where are the 1000 crores.
I will.
Oh no.
Mausim bhai, you are alive.
No matter how ill one wishes for me...
...but my fate’s already decided by Kabir boss.
Kabir boss?
The one that brought you to India from Macau.
Are us.
The one that kept an eye on your every move, every planning.
Are us.
The 1000 crores that you hid in Rodex dockyard.
The one that transferred it to Kabir Naik’s Swiss account.
Are us.
So?
Surprised, aren’t you?
Traitor.
You were supporting them all the time.
Hey!
On that note I remembered.
When someone’s going through a bad phase.
He doesn’t need a watch.
Leave the watch, rascal.
We have lost the money, at least leave the watch.
But, Kabir, why us?
It was your fault.
I warned you so many times...
...that don’t come to my home, don’t come to my home.
I will make you pay.
But you...
Kabir. Kabir. Kabir. Kabir.
Now you are paying for it.
First Bata bhai.
And not Johnny Bonzela. - Bonzela?
Yes, you invited your own death.
He must be on his way.
And after this, we will show him your film...
...in this red lounge.
And then he will make small pieces of your body.
Al-pachino, Robert deniro
Bun par laat marino, bun phatino
Jal masti, bali ka bakrana
Hale sufiyana, face pe thukiyana, aa thu
Die thiranda puran madre pillay, bhukam bhagam
Jonny aavam, maram
Bhuchan maram, nagam bhagam
Ooyo ooyon jino motoyo
Hugu karito morito
Ha yun ha yun
Ha yun
Brother, what’s wrong with them?
When someone’s scared...
...they start speaking in every language.
Isn’t it? - Yes.
Kabir boss.
Forgive us.
Cops and thieves are brothers.
We were friends.
We were once partners.
Fine, I will let you go.
I will give you one chance to flee.
Bonzela must be on his way.
And listen.
I have arranged for a taxi for you outside.
Get up.
Thank you, sir. - Thank you.
Thank you.
Just a minute. - Yes, Kabir boss.
Remember one thing before locking horns with me.
I mastered this line, way before you were born. - Yes, yes.
Okay bye sir.
Run, you fools!
Let’s go, let’s go.
Full speed, full spead. – Start it. Start it.
Hey, do I look like a C grade movie heroine...
...who will start instantly.
Bata bhai.
You scoundrels, you are having a good time in Macau...
...after duping me of my money.
No, we didn’t dupe you of your money.
That rascal Kabir did.
Shut up.
Kabir Naik is God father.
Like ‘Dharmatma’ (a Hindi movie on the lines of Godfather).
Like ‘Dayawan’ (a Hindi movie on the lines of Godfather).
Hail Kabir.
Kabir.
Yes, Kabir.
I lost everything because of the four of you.
Thanks to this great man who brought me to Macau...
...and gave me this taxi for making a living.
And today he called on my phone...
...that, “There’s a special fare for you”.
Wow, that’s really fare.
Now it’s DDLJ for you. - DDLJ?
I will kill you.
Rascals.
Run, he will shoot.
Johnny. - Bonzela.
Brothers. - Run.
You rascals, I will kill you.
Let’s get them boys.
Adi, you were right.
One day the entire world will be after us. - Quiet.
That scoundrel ruined us.
And now we ruin him.
That rascal duped us twice.
Just watch, in the next part we will dupe him three times.
"Let me tell you that no one can stop me."
"I swear no one can block us."
"Try to stop me."
"And I won't spare you."
"The world will be at my feet."
"Come girl."
"Come my girl, come with me."
"Together we are 'double dhamaal'."
"Come my girl, come with me."
"Together we are 'double dhamaal'."
"Just pegs and a pub."
"And no restrictions at all."
"My darling should be dancing along."
"On Punjabi folk."
"Just pegs and a pub."
"And no restrictions at all."
"My darling should be dancing along."
"On Punjabi folk."
"Try to stop me."
"And I won't spare you."
"The world will be at my feet."
"Come girl."
"Come my girl, come with me."
"Together we are 'double dhamaal'."
"Come my girl, come with me."
"Together we are 'double dhamaal'."
"Gucci's belt, Armani's handkerchief."
"Gucci's.."
"I can have what I want."
"I value my life because I drive a Ferrari."
"Come sit in my car, I will take you for a ride."
"I will take you wherever you want."
"Come sit in my car, I will take you for a ride."
"I will take you wherever you want."
"Try to stop me."
"And I won't spare you."
"The world will be at my feet."
"Come girl."
"Come my girl, come with me."
"Together we are 'double dhamaal'."
"Come my girl, come with me."
"Together we are 'double dhamaal'."
'Once more sing it again."
"Come girl."
"Come my girl, come with me."
"Together we are 'double dhamaal'."
"Come my girl, come with me."
"Together we are 'double dhamaal'."