Miss Buena Park 1999 is
Karenjit Kaur Vohra.
Here is my card!
Why don't you give me a call next week and I will set up a meeting with my boss.
Happy 18th birthday! Oh my God, she looks stunning.
Oh my god Karen, he is so hot, you have to give him your flower.
Mom, you are smashed!
Your mom is an alcoholic.
Whatever has happened tonight is just gonna be between us.
I think you are gonna be perfect for that gig.
It's a lingerie commercial for a new brand called Bare Necessities!
Why did you refuse?
Would you do a shoot like this?
Our family jewellery is not feeding your stupid addiction.
I am calling dad.
Where will you call your dad? In his office?
He's been laid off two weeks back.
New year, Christmas, everything.
Take me sometime, if you don't mind. Okay.
- I am going to see you later. - Alright.
Hello!
Hi! Mr Stevens, this is Karen!
I met you the other day at your office.
Yeah! I remember you. What happened to you the other day?
Umm! I chickened out!
So you good now?
Yeah! Is the offer still on for Bare Necessities?
Well, not sure about that one. But can I tell you something?
Trust me, for a face like yours, there's always an offer available.
Alright, cut it! Good shot, Bryan.
So, you are having fun, huh?
Yeah!!
You wanna have fun in my suite at Beverly Wilshire later tonight?
Ahh... Okay.
How about I ask your wife for permission, if that's okay with you?
Hmm... interesting.
It must have required nerves of steel to say no to Two Pence, Sunny?
Tell me one thing.
Would you have accepted the offer had he not been married?
Absolutely not!
Married or single, he was a creep.
And he didn't pay me fully just because I didn't have fun with him in his suit.
And you'd rather have fun on camera than in a hotel closed room, closed walls?
Absolutely. And on my terms and with way hotter men.
What quick-wittedness.
So what happened during those shaky financial times?
You understood everything?
See, we are a very disciplined family.
We don't like noises around.
You like music?
Yeah a little.
So put on your headphones. No loud music in the room.
Alright. Will do. - Any questions?
How much will the rent be?
Didn't the broker tell you?
The rent is 300 Dollars. Breakfast and Dinner included.
Sir, 300 Dollar is a bit much.
I've just started working.
And I have to send some money back home as well.
Also the room is a bit cramped,
and there are cracks on the walls.
Why don't you try the Ritz bloody Carlton.
It's not far from here.
You'll get a big room.
A walking closet, sauna in the bathroom. And forget cracks, bro.
Just give the waiter 50 dollars
and he'll get meth, cocaine, molly... whatever you want.
Hey, shut up!
Sorry! Please don't mind him. He's immature.
That's my daughter, Karenjit.
Hey!
It's good! 300 dollars is good. You just call the broker and lock the deal.
Really? Tell me one thing.
Just now you complained that the room is small.
It has cracks on its walls.
Have they disappeared now?
The room has expanded after seeing our daughter?
You think I am blind?
Get out of here. Crazy man!
I understand everything.
Get lost with your 300 dollars.
I had made it clear not to send any unmarried people.
Tell that broker.
Can somebody please tell me what's going on?
What is this broker, agent, and who is this guy?
Dad lost his job and so I have to give up my room so that we can make some rent.
Okay.
So you don't give up your room and we won't give it on rent.
You just get me 300 dollars every month so that I can feed all of you.
Mom, can you please tell me what's going on here?
Why don't you first tell me what's going on with you?
What's this? What is this?
Are these even clothes?
Why this skin show for the whole word?
Did you see how that guy was looking at you?
And why not get even bigger glasses if the sun is too hot for you?
Mom, please. What's wrong with what she's wearing?
You come here.
Come here! Come here!
How do you know hotel has cocaine and meth and all?
Mom, please just relax.
Just because I am aware doesn't mean I do drugs.
Is that so?
I can never be sure with you two.
You two will one day be the reason for my death.
What's your problem? - Don't you say a word to me.
She's turned up like a Super Model.
What?
They made me wait six and a half weeks for this amount of money
and only give me a third of it. What is this, John?
I had to fight for this as well.
You know, you could've told him that you would go to his hotel
and then just not go.
At least you would've got your money right after the shoot.
Are you serious?
You'll be meeting that Two Pence, every step of your life.
Tease them, don't threaten them.
Well how about this then?
Remember, you work for me.
And if you get me job with sleaze balls like Two Pence,
I'll turn you into meat balls.
If I didn't had the bad habit of always going with my gut feeling,
there's only one thing I would say to you right now. Get lost.
But you are not gonna say that to me, are you?
I'm not taking my ego to work, and nor should you.
I tell you what? I'll make it up to you.
I've got something bigger for you.
Tie the 'rakhi'.
Concentrate here.
I'm not going to remind you every year. You two are now grownups.
You've been blessed.
Give him sweets.
Give me this.
I have something for you too.
It's all I can afford this year.
Thanks.
Harry Potter. I love it
Mom, Dad, I need to talk to you.
Are you pregnant?
No! I am not pregnant, mom.
Umm, I wanted to talk to you about, you know, our financial situation
and seeing everything, I want to help out.
Just a second!
Whatever you are going to say, say it either in Hindi or Punjabi.
That girl is sitting right here.
I don't want her to know our family condition.
Wait Bubble, let her speak first.
All I'm saying is talk in Hindi or Punjabi. That's it.
She is also sitting here.
So what do you mean...help out?
Do you remember when I won that beauty pageant?
There was a modelling agent who said there are lot opportunities for me.
So...Ah...There's a Thai clothing brand.
They want me to shoot for them.
It's a three day shoot. In Hollywood.
How do you say shoot in Hindi?
I'll shoot you. Do you want to take a bullet?
So, dad, what do you think? I mean, it pays a lot of money
Sunny, I have always encouraged you to be independent.
But always remember this.
We won't need your money.
You earn.
But for yourself.
Oh!
Oh... Eww... gross.
Okay, okay, okay.
Not a word to mom and dad and I'll do whatever you want.
Yes, of course. My 'rakhi' gift.
Okay look. I said I was going to Hollywood.
But I'm not going for a modelling shoot.
So what are you going for?
To shoot a movie.
Movie! Dude, that's like the bomb. Then why did you lie?
Umm... because it is a Skinemax movie.
What?
A bloody Skinemax movie.
Are you serious?
But why?
What do you mean... you know 'cause we are so well-off.
And seeing you sleeping on bed makes me really happy.
So to get me off this sofa, you are gonna do a porn film.
It is not porn, okay. It is Skinemax.
It is like making out and stuff.
Duhh, I know what Skinemax is.
Exactly, so It is not porn. And anyway, I'd never do porn.
Dude! Cabbage or Cauliflower, it the same ballpark.
But my question is why?
What do you mean why?
You think your Betty's 300 Dollars are enough to run this house?
I mean, unless she gives you another 300 dollars
every single month for the special services that you're providing.
Actually, I should be the one paying her for her services which are just too good.
Gross!
If mom and dad get to know all the hell will break loose.
Okay. I'm not worried about that. Alright.
I mean they don't even know what Skinemax is
and what they don't know is not gonna hurt them.
But you know what it is. So if you see me on TV
just change the channel, okay? And just keep your mouth shut about it.
That's the deal.
That's my 'rakhi' gift
Just be careful, okay.
Yeah.
And listen, every one you're working with,
I want their names, addresses and phone numbers.
Yeah.
Damn!
Gogu's in a Skinemax movie.
I mean, she was an A-Level prude since childhood.
And now she's gonna be making out on camera.
Her face was a sight when she first saw a porn movie.
You should have seen it.
Sheena, if mom finds out?
I am telling you, Gogu.
That's why no one asked you at the school dance.
We need to get rid of your unibrows.
So shut up and help me look for needles and thread.
What are you guys up to?
We were just looking for...
Nothing, nothing, a movie.
We are just looking for a movie to watch? - Yeah.
In mom and dad's cupboard, really?
Yeah, Sherlock Holmes. Look.
Secret temptation.
Why is it in like this?
What kind of a movie is it?
Jesus Christ! What is he doing to her? What is this?
Shut up! It's a porn film. - What's a porn film?
You don't know what a porn film is?
No! Just shut the goddamn.. - Hey what the hell?
What!! Are you liking this shit?
No, it's a gross.
Hey, kids, we are home!
Shit!
I don't know what to do with this? - What do I do with this?
Sunny! Come here you all. I got pastries for you.
Hurry up! I've been calling you for so long. Take it.
Wow, what flavour, mom?
Vanilla, chocolate, Chef's special. It's called Secret Temptation.
No!
I don't like secret temptation.
I'll have it. - Okay.
Hi Sheena, have a pastry.
I'll be a moment...back in a moment!
Here, it's your favourite one too.
Alright, kids, we are going to proceed to the next level today.
I want two volunteers to stand up.
Let's have a boy and a girl today.
Karen, Shaun, step forward here.
I always knew Karen is more of a boy than you ever would. Loser!
Come on, Karen, kick his balls.
You know what! Come on, Karen, kick my balls.
Alright, alright.
Come on, Karen, go ahead, kick my balls. Come on, Karen, lick my balls.
Lick it. Come on Karen, lick my balls.
Come on Karen, lick my balls.
Come on. - Come on.
Come on, Karen, lick.
Come on, lick, my balls.
No! I am not going to lick his balls. Never ever ever, okay!
Karen! Karen, wait.
You asked her to lick your balls?
No, she's not my type.
Oh Lord, please forgive me.
I didn't know it was that kind of a movie.
I am sorry, Lord.
I'll never watch a movie like this ever again.
Help me forget that scene forever, Lord. Please, please, please.
Alright, everybody ready?
The young lady with the black tresses won't you step up to the mark please?
Yeah! Superb.
And robes off.