1 00:00:13,065 --> 00:00:18,145 Miss Buena Park 1999 is 2 00:00:18,225 --> 00:00:21,025 Karenjit Kaur Vohra. 3 00:00:21,785 --> 00:00:22,665 Here is my card! 4 00:00:22,745 --> 00:00:25,865 Why don't you give me a call next week and I will set up a meeting with my boss. 5 00:00:26,105 --> 00:00:29,505 Happy 18th birthday! Oh my God, she looks stunning. 6 00:00:29,585 --> 00:00:34,105 Oh my god Karen, he is so hot, you have to give him your flower. 7 00:00:38,625 --> 00:00:40,145 Mom, you are smashed! 8 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:42,265 Your mom is an alcoholic. 9 00:00:42,505 --> 00:00:45,625 Whatever has happened tonight is just gonna be between us. 10 00:00:45,705 --> 00:00:48,705 I think you are gonna be perfect for that gig. 11 00:00:48,785 --> 00:00:51,785 It's a lingerie commercial for a new brand called Bare Necessities! 12 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,265 Why did you refuse? 13 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:54,785 Would you do a shoot like this? 14 00:00:54,865 --> 00:00:58,225 Our family jewellery is not feeding your stupid addiction. 15 00:00:58,305 --> 00:00:59,425 I am calling dad. 16 00:00:59,505 --> 00:01:01,825 Where will you call your dad? In his office? 17 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,105 He's been laid off two weeks back. 18 00:01:04,425 --> 00:01:07,345 New year, Christmas, everything. 19 00:03:53,425 --> 00:03:55,625 Take me sometime, if you don't mind. Okay. 20 00:03:56,985 --> 00:03:58,545 - I am going to see you later. - Alright. 21 00:03:58,745 --> 00:03:59,745 Hello! 22 00:04:00,225 --> 00:04:03,265 Hi! Mr Stevens, this is Karen! 23 00:04:03,345 --> 00:04:05,065 I met you the other day at your office. 24 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:08,585 Yeah! I remember you. What happened to you the other day? 25 00:04:09,505 --> 00:04:12,105 Umm! I chickened out! 26 00:04:13,585 --> 00:04:15,305 So you good now? 27 00:04:15,825 --> 00:04:20,425 Yeah! Is the offer still on for Bare Necessities? 28 00:04:20,705 --> 00:04:23,905 Well, not sure about that one. But can I tell you something? 29 00:04:24,065 --> 00:04:28,425 Trust me, for a face like yours, there's always an offer available. 30 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:35,065 Alright, cut it! Good shot, Bryan. 31 00:05:36,985 --> 00:05:38,825 So, you are having fun, huh? 32 00:05:39,185 --> 00:05:40,545 Yeah!! 33 00:05:43,345 --> 00:05:46,785 You wanna have fun in my suite at Beverly Wilshire later tonight? 34 00:05:51,465 --> 00:05:53,145 Ahh... Okay. 35 00:05:53,545 --> 00:05:57,225 How about I ask your wife for permission, if that's okay with you? 36 00:06:09,145 --> 00:06:11,265 Hmm... interesting. 37 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:18,985 It must have required nerves of steel to say no to Two Pence, Sunny? 38 00:06:20,905 --> 00:06:22,225 Tell me one thing. 39 00:06:22,305 --> 00:06:26,585 Would you have accepted the offer had he not been married? 40 00:06:26,985 --> 00:06:28,505 Absolutely not! 41 00:06:28,785 --> 00:06:30,985 Married or single, he was a creep. 42 00:06:31,065 --> 00:06:35,745 And he didn't pay me fully just because I didn't have fun with him in his suit. 43 00:06:35,825 --> 00:06:41,225 And you'd rather have fun on camera than in a hotel closed room, closed walls? 44 00:06:42,065 --> 00:06:45,705 Absolutely. And on my terms and with way hotter men. 45 00:06:47,785 --> 00:06:49,745 What quick-wittedness. 46 00:06:50,225 --> 00:06:53,145 So what happened during those shaky financial times? 47 00:06:56,225 --> 00:06:58,465 You understood everything? 48 00:06:59,105 --> 00:07:01,945 See, we are a very disciplined family. 49 00:07:02,545 --> 00:07:05,465 We don't like noises around. 50 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:07,585 You like music? 51 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:09,745 Yeah a little. 52 00:07:09,825 --> 00:07:12,905 So put on your headphones. No loud music in the room. 53 00:07:13,265 --> 00:07:14,785 Alright. Will do. - Any questions? 54 00:07:14,865 --> 00:07:17,105 How much will the rent be? 55 00:07:19,385 --> 00:07:21,185 Didn't the broker tell you? 56 00:07:22,825 --> 00:07:26,145 The rent is 300 Dollars. Breakfast and Dinner included. 57 00:07:26,385 --> 00:07:28,345 Sir, 300 Dollar is a bit much. 58 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:30,545 I've just started working. 59 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:32,585 And I have to send some money back home as well. 60 00:07:32,745 --> 00:07:35,145 Also the room is a bit cramped, 61 00:07:35,425 --> 00:07:37,145 and there are cracks on the walls. 62 00:07:37,345 --> 00:07:39,065 Why don't you try the Ritz bloody Carlton. 63 00:07:39,145 --> 00:07:40,425 It's not far from here. 64 00:07:40,505 --> 00:07:41,505 You'll get a big room. 65 00:07:41,585 --> 00:07:45,705 A walking closet, sauna in the bathroom. And forget cracks, bro. 66 00:07:45,785 --> 00:07:46,985 Just give the waiter 50 dollars 67 00:07:47,065 --> 00:07:49,465 and he'll get meth, cocaine, molly... whatever you want. 68 00:07:49,545 --> 00:07:50,905 Hey, shut up! 69 00:07:51,265 --> 00:07:53,825 Sorry! Please don't mind him. He's immature. 70 00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:56,185 That's my daughter, Karenjit. 71 00:07:56,425 --> 00:07:57,625 Hey! 72 00:08:03,945 --> 00:08:07,625 It's good! 300 dollars is good. You just call the broker and lock the deal. 73 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:12,425 Really? Tell me one thing. 74 00:08:12,705 --> 00:08:14,545 Just now you complained that the room is small. 75 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:16,425 It has cracks on its walls. 76 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:18,065 Have they disappeared now? 77 00:08:18,185 --> 00:08:20,225 The room has expanded after seeing our daughter? 78 00:08:20,465 --> 00:08:22,385 You think I am blind? 79 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,465 Get out of here. Crazy man! 80 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,265 I understand everything. 81 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,865 Get lost with your 300 dollars. 82 00:08:29,545 --> 00:08:32,785 I had made it clear not to send any unmarried people. 83 00:08:32,865 --> 00:08:34,225 Tell that broker. 84 00:08:34,385 --> 00:08:36,825 Can somebody please tell me what's going on? 85 00:08:36,905 --> 00:08:40,025 What is this broker, agent, and who is this guy? 86 00:08:40,225 --> 00:08:43,665 Dad lost his job and so I have to give up my room so that we can make some rent. 87 00:08:43,865 --> 00:08:45,025 Okay. 88 00:08:45,185 --> 00:08:47,745 So you don't give up your room and we won't give it on rent. 89 00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:51,305 You just get me 300 dollars every month so that I can feed all of you. 90 00:08:56,545 --> 00:08:59,425 Mom, can you please tell me what's going on here? 91 00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:01,625 Why don't you first tell me what's going on with you? 92 00:09:01,705 --> 00:09:03,305 What's this? What is this? 93 00:09:03,385 --> 00:09:04,865 Are these even clothes? 94 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,465 Why this skin show for the whole word? 95 00:09:07,705 --> 00:09:09,705 Did you see how that guy was looking at you? 96 00:09:09,945 --> 00:09:13,465 And why not get even bigger glasses if the sun is too hot for you? 97 00:09:13,825 --> 00:09:16,105 Mom, please. What's wrong with what she's wearing? 98 00:09:16,225 --> 00:09:17,225 You come here. 99 00:09:17,305 --> 00:09:19,905 Come here! Come here! 100 00:09:21,985 --> 00:09:26,145 How do you know hotel has cocaine and meth and all? 101 00:09:26,225 --> 00:09:27,185 Mom, please just relax. 102 00:09:27,265 --> 00:09:29,305 Just because I am aware doesn't mean I do drugs. 103 00:09:29,385 --> 00:09:30,665 Is that so? 104 00:09:30,905 --> 00:09:32,385 I can never be sure with you two. 105 00:09:32,465 --> 00:09:34,225 You two will one day be the reason for my death. 106 00:09:34,385 --> 00:09:36,625 What's your problem? - Don't you say a word to me. 107 00:09:38,225 --> 00:09:40,105 She's turned up like a Super Model. 108 00:09:50,105 --> 00:09:51,145 What? 109 00:09:51,345 --> 00:09:54,425 They made me wait six and a half weeks for this amount of money 110 00:09:54,505 --> 00:09:57,825 and only give me a third of it. What is this, John? 111 00:09:58,545 --> 00:09:59,945 I had to fight for this as well. 112 00:10:00,025 --> 00:10:02,625 You know, you could've told him that you would go to his hotel 113 00:10:02,705 --> 00:10:03,985 and then just not go. 114 00:10:04,185 --> 00:10:06,385 At least you would've got your money right after the shoot. 115 00:10:06,465 --> 00:10:07,865 Are you serious? 116 00:10:08,385 --> 00:10:11,225 You'll be meeting that Two Pence, every step of your life. 117 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,505 Tease them, don't threaten them. 118 00:10:13,705 --> 00:10:15,065 Well how about this then? 119 00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:16,705 Remember, you work for me. 120 00:10:16,785 --> 00:10:19,305 And if you get me job with sleaze balls like Two Pence, 121 00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:20,985 I'll turn you into meat balls. 122 00:10:21,305 --> 00:10:25,545 If I didn't had the bad habit of always going with my gut feeling, 123 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,185 there's only one thing I would say to you right now. Get lost. 124 00:10:30,705 --> 00:10:32,865 But you are not gonna say that to me, are you? 125 00:10:32,945 --> 00:10:36,105 I'm not taking my ego to work, and nor should you. 126 00:10:39,385 --> 00:10:42,185 I tell you what? I'll make it up to you. 127 00:10:42,465 --> 00:10:44,585 I've got something bigger for you. 128 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,505 Tie the 'rakhi'. 129 00:10:56,825 --> 00:10:58,465 Concentrate here. 130 00:11:05,585 --> 00:11:08,905 I'm not going to remind you every year. You two are now grownups. 131 00:11:10,265 --> 00:11:11,585 You've been blessed. 132 00:11:11,665 --> 00:11:13,345 Give him sweets. 133 00:11:18,305 --> 00:11:19,945 Give me this. 134 00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:24,945 I have something for you too. 135 00:11:27,585 --> 00:11:29,665 It's all I can afford this year. 136 00:11:30,505 --> 00:11:31,865 Thanks. 137 00:11:41,345 --> 00:11:44,145 Harry Potter. I love it 138 00:11:46,465 --> 00:11:49,625 Mom, Dad, I need to talk to you. 139 00:11:56,145 --> 00:11:57,265 Are you pregnant? 140 00:11:57,465 --> 00:11:59,505 No! I am not pregnant, mom. 141 00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:05,345 Umm, I wanted to talk to you about, you know, our financial situation 142 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,465 and seeing everything, I want to help out. 143 00:12:08,905 --> 00:12:09,785 Just a second! 144 00:12:10,505 --> 00:12:13,105 Whatever you are going to say, say it either in Hindi or Punjabi. 145 00:12:13,305 --> 00:12:14,825 That girl is sitting right here. 146 00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:16,785 I don't want her to know our family condition. 147 00:12:16,865 --> 00:12:18,945 Wait Bubble, let her speak first. 148 00:12:19,225 --> 00:12:22,505 All I'm saying is talk in Hindi or Punjabi. That's it. 149 00:12:22,585 --> 00:12:24,825 She is also sitting here. 150 00:12:26,025 --> 00:12:27,625 So what do you mean...help out? 151 00:12:27,785 --> 00:12:30,905 Do you remember when I won that beauty pageant? 152 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:36,305 There was a modelling agent who said there are lot opportunities for me. 153 00:12:37,305 --> 00:12:40,865 So...Ah...There's a Thai clothing brand. 154 00:12:41,585 --> 00:12:43,465 They want me to shoot for them. 155 00:12:44,025 --> 00:12:47,345 It's a three day shoot. In Hollywood. 156 00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,825 How do you say shoot in Hindi? 157 00:12:50,585 --> 00:12:52,825 I'll shoot you. Do you want to take a bullet? 158 00:12:55,265 --> 00:13:02,425 So, dad, what do you think? I mean, it pays a lot of money 159 00:13:13,345 --> 00:13:17,865 Sunny, I have always encouraged you to be independent. 160 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,945 But always remember this. 161 00:13:24,785 --> 00:13:26,825 We won't need your money. 162 00:13:29,905 --> 00:13:31,145 You earn. 163 00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:33,105 But for yourself. 164 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,385 Oh! 165 00:14:41,985 --> 00:14:44,705 Oh... Eww... gross. 166 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,145 Okay, okay, okay. 167 00:15:13,385 --> 00:15:16,985 Not a word to mom and dad and I'll do whatever you want. 168 00:15:17,945 --> 00:15:21,105 Yes, of course. My 'rakhi' gift. 169 00:15:22,545 --> 00:15:25,225 Okay look. I said I was going to Hollywood. 170 00:15:25,505 --> 00:15:28,465 But I'm not going for a modelling shoot. 171 00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:32,585 So what are you going for? 172 00:15:32,745 --> 00:15:33,945 To shoot a movie. 173 00:15:34,385 --> 00:15:38,105 Movie! Dude, that's like the bomb. Then why did you lie? 174 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:44,505 Umm... because it is a Skinemax movie. 175 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:47,545 What? 176 00:15:50,425 --> 00:15:52,345 A bloody Skinemax movie. 177 00:15:52,425 --> 00:15:54,025 Are you serious? 178 00:15:56,265 --> 00:15:57,345 But why? 179 00:15:57,425 --> 00:16:01,305 What do you mean... you know 'cause we are so well-off. 180 00:16:01,505 --> 00:16:04,705 And seeing you sleeping on bed makes me really happy. 181 00:16:04,785 --> 00:16:08,145 So to get me off this sofa, you are gonna do a porn film. 182 00:16:08,225 --> 00:16:10,745 It is not porn, okay. It is Skinemax. 183 00:16:10,825 --> 00:16:12,585 It is like making out and stuff. 184 00:16:12,665 --> 00:16:14,345 Duhh, I know what Skinemax is. 185 00:16:14,425 --> 00:16:17,985 Exactly, so It is not porn. And anyway, I'd never do porn. 186 00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:21,585 Dude! Cabbage or Cauliflower, it the same ballpark. 187 00:16:21,665 --> 00:16:23,305 But my question is why? 188 00:16:23,745 --> 00:16:25,225 What do you mean why? 189 00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:30,985 You think your Betty's 300 Dollars are enough to run this house? 190 00:16:32,465 --> 00:16:35,385 I mean, unless she gives you another 300 dollars 191 00:16:35,465 --> 00:16:38,785 every single month for the special services that you're providing. 192 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,985 Actually, I should be the one paying her for her services which are just too good. 193 00:16:42,065 --> 00:16:43,185 Gross! 194 00:16:44,465 --> 00:16:48,145 If mom and dad get to know all the hell will break loose. 195 00:16:48,225 --> 00:16:50,905 Okay. I'm not worried about that. Alright. 196 00:16:50,985 --> 00:16:53,545 I mean they don't even know what Skinemax is 197 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:56,105 and what they don't know is not gonna hurt them. 198 00:16:56,185 --> 00:17:00,145 But you know what it is. So if you see me on TV 199 00:17:00,225 --> 00:17:05,105 just change the channel, okay? And just keep your mouth shut about it. 200 00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:09,185 That's the deal. 201 00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:12,465 That's my 'rakhi' gift 202 00:17:21,385 --> 00:17:23,505 Just be careful, okay. 203 00:17:26,065 --> 00:17:27,785 Yeah. 204 00:17:31,545 --> 00:17:34,505 And listen, every one you're working with, 205 00:17:34,585 --> 00:17:37,465 I want their names, addresses and phone numbers. 206 00:17:39,865 --> 00:17:41,185 Yeah. 207 00:17:54,065 --> 00:17:55,225 Damn! 208 00:17:56,345 --> 00:17:58,545 Gogu's in a Skinemax movie. 209 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:03,385 I mean, she was an A-Level prude since childhood. 210 00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:05,985 And now she's gonna be making out on camera. 211 00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:12,745 Her face was a sight when she first saw a porn movie. 212 00:18:12,985 --> 00:18:14,705 You should have seen it. 213 00:18:17,545 --> 00:18:19,185 Sheena, if mom finds out? 214 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,225 I am telling you, Gogu. 215 00:18:20,305 --> 00:18:22,425 That's why no one asked you at the school dance. 216 00:18:22,545 --> 00:18:24,105 We need to get rid of your unibrows. 217 00:18:24,185 --> 00:18:26,345 So shut up and help me look for needles and thread. 218 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,225 What are you guys up to? 219 00:18:29,065 --> 00:18:32,145 We were just looking for... 220 00:18:32,225 --> 00:18:34,025 Nothing, nothing, a movie. 221 00:18:34,105 --> 00:18:36,265 We are just looking for a movie to watch? - Yeah. 222 00:18:36,345 --> 00:18:38,625 In mom and dad's cupboard, really? 223 00:18:38,705 --> 00:18:40,505 Yeah, Sherlock Holmes. Look. 224 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,065 Secret temptation. 225 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,225 Why is it in like this? 226 00:18:50,225 --> 00:18:51,945 What kind of a movie is it? 227 00:19:40,465 --> 00:19:43,665 Jesus Christ! What is he doing to her? What is this? 228 00:19:43,745 --> 00:19:46,025 Shut up! It's a porn film. - What's a porn film? 229 00:19:46,105 --> 00:19:47,465 You don't know what a porn film is? 230 00:19:47,545 --> 00:19:49,665 No! Just shut the goddamn.. - Hey what the hell? 231 00:19:49,745 --> 00:19:51,385 What!! Are you liking this shit? 232 00:19:51,465 --> 00:19:52,705 No, it's a gross. 233 00:19:52,785 --> 00:19:54,585 Hey, kids, we are home! 234 00:19:54,665 --> 00:19:55,865 Shit! 235 00:19:57,145 --> 00:19:59,545 I don't know what to do with this? - What do I do with this? 236 00:19:59,745 --> 00:20:03,785 Sunny! Come here you all. I got pastries for you. 237 00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:09,505 Hurry up! I've been calling you for so long. Take it. 238 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,265 Wow, what flavour, mom? 239 00:20:11,465 --> 00:20:15,545 Vanilla, chocolate, Chef's special. It's called Secret Temptation. 240 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:16,585 No! 241 00:20:16,665 --> 00:20:18,585 I don't like secret temptation. 242 00:20:19,065 --> 00:20:20,385 I'll have it. - Okay. 243 00:20:20,545 --> 00:20:22,265 Hi Sheena, have a pastry. 244 00:20:22,345 --> 00:20:24,745 I'll be a moment...back in a moment! 245 00:20:27,745 --> 00:20:29,945 Here, it's your favourite one too. 246 00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:39,905 Alright, kids, we are going to proceed to the next level today. 247 00:20:39,985 --> 00:20:42,065 I want two volunteers to stand up. 248 00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,665 Let's have a boy and a girl today. 249 00:20:45,265 --> 00:20:48,265 Karen, Shaun, step forward here. 250 00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:00,705 I always knew Karen is more of a boy than you ever would. Loser! 251 00:21:00,785 --> 00:21:02,505 Come on, Karen, kick his balls. 252 00:21:04,185 --> 00:21:06,585 You know what! Come on, Karen, kick my balls. 253 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:07,385 Alright, alright. 254 00:21:07,465 --> 00:21:11,105 Come on, Karen, go ahead, kick my balls. Come on, Karen, lick my balls. 255 00:21:11,185 --> 00:21:13,425 Lick it. Come on Karen, lick my balls. 256 00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:15,505 Come on Karen, lick my balls. 257 00:21:16,465 --> 00:21:19,945 Come on. - Come on. 258 00:21:20,025 --> 00:21:22,145 Come on, Karen, lick. 259 00:21:22,225 --> 00:21:26,345 Come on, lick, my balls. 260 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:31,465 No! I am not going to lick his balls. Never ever ever, okay! 261 00:21:31,545 --> 00:21:33,105 Karen! Karen, wait. 262 00:21:35,705 --> 00:21:37,105 You asked her to lick your balls? 263 00:21:37,185 --> 00:21:38,825 No, she's not my type. 264 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,505 Oh Lord, please forgive me. 265 00:21:47,865 --> 00:21:50,625 I didn't know it was that kind of a movie. 266 00:21:50,825 --> 00:21:52,305 I am sorry, Lord. 267 00:21:52,465 --> 00:21:54,945 I'll never watch a movie like this ever again. 268 00:21:55,425 --> 00:21:59,465 Help me forget that scene forever, Lord. Please, please, please. 269 00:22:22,385 --> 00:22:24,745 Alright, everybody ready? 270 00:22:25,665 --> 00:22:29,065 The young lady with the black tresses won't you step up to the mark please? 271 00:22:42,105 --> 00:22:43,785 Yeah! Superb. 272 00:22:44,425 --> 00:22:45,745 And robes off.