Sometimes this thought enters my heart.
So loudly that you soil your pants.
Sometimes this thought enters my heart.
So what enters your mind?
Tell me.
Shut up. Quiet. Silence.
Sometimes this thought enters my heart.
- Who am I? - I know.
You go to work and come home every day.
The boss yells at you. You tell no one.
You're one of hundreds, packed in a crowded bus.
Warning. The audience has arrived.
Go. Go.
How can I go without you?
We're connected. Inseparable, eternally.
Live and die together.
Two bodies, one soul.
SOS SOS Charlie come in Charlie Security.
Forgive the poor chap.
A nice guy like you. But what to do?
He's stuck between the heart and the world. Like you.
There's more to come.
You see I am here.
His heart's voice.
The heart skips a beat.
What is a heart?
The heart! The heart!
Disruptive technology A B theeta beeta gaama.
Five hundred and seventy-five methods, fester.
He's prepared a play for you.
Straight from the heart.
Clap if you like it.
So? Are you sitting comfortably?
Shall we start?
He did so badly, got the lowest marks.
He can't solve the simplest problem
I understand that.
Ask him what's wrong.
Stories obsess him.
Got the money?
Let's go.
Half an hour.
Many years ago.
A million miles away, there was a unique land.
Made famous, not by the King, but by the Prince.
A rare Prince.
The heartbeat of all.
The apple of all eyes
Ayodhya sang His praises.
But He chose exile over throne.
He who slayed the evil Ravaan...
the one they call...
Hail shri Ram!
The forest is strewn with thorns, my Queen.
You're delicate, a Princess The forest is not a place for you.
All the world's comforts...
mean nothing without you, my Lord.
With your hand in mine...
thorns are flowers to me.
Beware, Princess.
The forest is as dangerous as it is beautiful.
Lakshman will protect you.
I shall now hunt that deer.
That's all.
Half an hour. Go.
What happens next?
End of story... money over Scoot!
A little more. Please
5 minutes.
Are you done?
Grandma.
"I shall now hunt that deer."
Where was I?
The evil Ravaan abducts Sita.
When the noble king returned, the Princess was gone.
The evil king had taken her...
across the seas to Troy.
The King called all the Greek kings.
Brothers! Set sail a thousand ships.
Fight the great Trojan war.
Bring back my honour, my Helen.
Wait!
- Something's wrong. - What?
You told me a different story the last time.
The demon king Ravaan carried Sita away to Lanka.
So what's the problem?
A story is a stow.
Same everywhere.
In Ayodhya or in Greece.
Laila-Majnu. Romeo-Juliet. Alexander's Victory.
The Battle of Lanka.
Your story too is like all stories.
It's always the same story.
Ignore the why, the where and the what.
Take pleasure in the story.
Are you comfortable? Shall we begin?
The story begins with a rhythm.
Starting from Time itself.
Running free through words.
A story within a love stow.
An age-old story.
The story of our new love.
Who knows from where the story flows or where it goes.
Like the river Chenaab, flowing with love.
Sohni goes to Mahiwal.
Her name was Sohni And she belonged to Mahiwal.
Scared of King.
Vasudev crosses the river with Krishana.
Pharoah's sister picks Moses from the river.
So the day had come when...
Sanyunkta had to get married.
Several rulers from all over the world..
Had come to her palace, to get married to her.
But she only liked Prithvi Raj Chauhan.
And so the story flows on.
Who does she go to?
Who calls her from beyond society's confines?
With garland in hand...
Sanjunkta comes out of the palace.
Sayunkta!
Yamuna or Jamuna?
Joseph or Yusuf?
Jesus or Isa?
Moses or Musa? Tell me.
Brahma or Abraham?
Or Ibrahim?
A Hindu river or Indus?
Hind or India?
It's Sanjukta.
And so the story flows on.
The story begins with a rhythm.
From the start of Time itself.
Running free through words.
A story within a love stow.
An age-old story.
The story of our new love.
Who knows from where the story flows or where it goes.
Why suffer the pain of separation?
When it is you I see in my heart.
I count each passing moment.
Years have gone since I gave myself to you.
My eyes have been shedding tears since morning.
It's hard to describe my love in words.
Should I end my life or end this distance?
Or fill this distance with sweet memories of you?
"My heart's wrenching."
"I will explain you how."
"Sita."
There's the flag of rebellion soaring high.
The Emperor feared...
the Prince would fall in love.
Bring shame to his name
Helen belonged to Troy.
The undefeatable Raavan.
A fierce battle cry.
Ranjha belongs to you.
The genie appeared before Aladdin.
"Your wish is my command, Master."
You are not listening to me...
I am not asking for money,
lam asking to make a call... A phone call...
No no phone, go...
It'll be one second, okay?
I'll just call and quickly ask them to call back.
No, no!
Please one phone call, please...
- No no no money go. - Okay fine.
Bloody miser! Swine. Die, you rascal.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Go, go.
Please... please...
No money go.
Fine.
Bloody miser! Swine. Die, you rascal.
Thank you.. Go, go.
Excuse me.
You said bloody miser?
- I was just telling that.. - Swine..
To make one call, it was just going to take one second.
Here.
I have to call India.
It's OK, go ahead.
My bag's gone.
Passport, phone, wallet.
That bag one should never lose.
Or someone stole it
I went back. I looked everywhere. No one speaks English.
Bloody Asterix in Corsica.
Sorry.
I mean the Asterix comics.
That's the reason actually.
"Asterix in Corsica," my favorite comic
I always thought I'd come here one day.
Phone first. ok?
- Hi. - Hi.
They'll call back, OK?
Absolutely.
Five minutes.
- I'll just... - Yeah, sure.
- By the way, thank you. - Please, you don't have to do that.
No, I have to do it.
I was in a state.
If you weren't there...
- By the way, my name is.. - Stop.
One sec.
Pause.
You'll tell me your name, I'll tell you mine.
We become friends.
Where we live, what we do Say: "Wow! Small world!"
Mutual friends
I'll tell you old jokes. Try impressing you
I'll behave decently.
Behave decently? In Corsica?
Tough finding a place...
where no one knows me. I can be anyone, do anything
I'm Don!
The police from 12 countries are looking for me and I wait here...
for Teja's gold.
And you?
Me?
Yes, you.
You must have a name
lam Mona
Mona Darling.
I work with Teja.
Should I call you Mona or...
Darling?
Mr Don
I like it.
But how can I be sure that you have the gold?
How can I be sure that you're Don?
Proof is the law's thing.
And Don doesn't play by those rules.
May I ask why Teja isn't here?
Mr Teja has a dentist appointment, sir.
He's having root canal treatment miles away.
Interpol!
I'll handle it.
Hello...
Yeah... dad...
Madam... hey...
Hello..
I'm a Son of a B***-
Correct. You look like one
lam a son of a hm.
Again
lam a son of a hm
Don?
Yes.
Bon appétit.
Hello..
Name... name what?
- Antoniya... - Antoniya.
Feeding the hungry was a good move. But drinks too?
I don't know.
Why? What do you plan to do?
I also don't know.
What is this place?
Where are we?
Shall I tell you?
At once upon a time...
A story begins.
Will the story be good?
Always the same.
Boy meets girl, starts hitting on her.
Like it's his duty.
Tries to impress her.
Makes some excuse... touch, feel, hug, kiss
lam a boy, I'll play my role
I'll plot, create situations.
To hell with Corsica!
Figure out how to touch you, get physical.
Oh no! Then I'll have to play Miss Touch-me-not.
Keep a safe distance from you.
Then I'll have to behave.
No.
Hold myself back.
No, no.
Hold back? In Corsica?
What to do?
Shame is a woman's wealth.
I won't...
What?
Be a rascal.
Move.
Don't hold back. I'll be good.
You'll see.
I give you my word.
Understand?
"As long as I breath, honey."
My passport arrives in 7 days
I'm here for a week
I'll soon have cash
I'll be broke by then.
No introductions.
We could be anyone, I don't know.
No talking?
No talking the truth.
Let's promise.
We lie about our lives.
Speak nothing but lies.
And after Corsica, we'll disappear. Magic!
Never meet again.
A twist in the story. A story like no other.
So whatever happens, happens here.
And what happens in Corsica...
Stays in Corsica!
Strolling down the open road.
Showing off big-time.
Hail rained down on me.
No umbrella to my rescue.
Can't decide.
Shall I run or get drenched?
And then I thought, dry up what's soaked.
Be it female or male.
Attention.
She played a new ruse.
And tricked me again.
Trapped me for no reason.
Curse you, O life.
She played a new ruse.
And tricked me again.
Trapped me for no reason.
Curse you, O life.
You know...
You're the one.
I played tag with.
You're Laila, Shirin, Sohni, Juliet.
Don't seek me in the forest
I am on WhatsApp.
This is not your era or my era.
Not female or male.
Take the bait.
She played a new ruse.
And tricked me again.
Trapped me for no reason.
Curse you, O life.
You're the one who...
tugged at my dhoti.
Where do you seek me? I'm not in Kaaba or Kashi.
I am on Twitter.
Listen, O beloved.
My heart betrayed me.
When I set eyes on you
I lost all senses.
My weeping heart whispered.
My eyes now speak for me
I see a new dream every day.
My restless heart cries out.
Don't hide behind that veil.
A devoted lover...
can only talk of love.
The heart may lament.
So...
Baby, I have news.
The gold will be hidden behind the lighthouse.
And handed over to Don.
Gorgeous Mona Darling is handling the transfer
I'm sure you know the name.
Where's Teja?
Still at his dentist's.
On behalf of Interpol, I'll arrest the lot.
Unarmed.
The time is right, baby.
If you trust me, then follow me.
I wonder what secrets are hidden in the case.
It's so heavy.
A little burden scares you?
I'm from Interpol. It's my duty to tell you.
Your beautiful valley is visible.
So now what?
Meaning?
Why did you call me here? For sex, no?
What utter nonsense! I'm an Interpol officer.
Don't Interpol officers have a pole?
Disgusting!
Hear this.
Extras cost extra. No whining later.
Extra for ***
And I don-t ***
How wonderful!
Welcome to Corsica.
Say it.
What is it? Why so sad?
You're usually so cheerful.
Obviously, I know.
I see!
A tunnel in my jail?
Drop it.
Not here.
Home is OK.
Packed like sardines.
Do your own thing
- I'm all yours. - Hand is God.
- Sister by day, wife by night. - Wife by night?
- This bikini will slip off. - All B Grade.
Yes!
I see you..
Excuse me... hi... Me parle-vous no French... Can you help me please...?
Yeah.
And how you say; Are you free this evening?
Yes, correct.
Come here!
Hurry UP!
Come on.
- Buy me a drink? - Come on.
And how do you say "Will you take me out this evening".
Excuse me.
Welcome to India, Sambar-vada, Medu-vada, Pav-vada.
Very, very nice. Namaste.
What must I do? Beg on the streets?
Beg for alms?
You should've thought about that before betting.
Look. Can you see an expensive restaurant nearby?
God, if only You had made me a girl...
l would've sold my honour to feed this glutton.
What do I do?
Are you listening, God?
You're too cool, God.
Come on.
- What's the plan? - Don't know.
Padre. Padre.
She's a movie star.
Madhubala making a picture in Corsica.
Welcome. Please come.
Please come. Come, come, enjoy.
Welcome.
What a lovely dinner.
Merci! Merci!
But I will only be happy if he cast me in his next movie.
Mousier Director, why don't you tell them about your latest story?
You will..
Bravo. Big Indian movie director will tell you his latest story.
Bravo. Bravo.
And then he put the gun to his head.
And he said I'm going to kill you, prepare to die.
And she said, Merci..
Thank you God for answering my prayers.
For one year I tried to kill myself.
I shoot myself 'Bang'... and the chandelier fell.
I miss..
Then I take poison to die.
Next morning I wake up with hangover.
Mama mia... then I cut my vein.
I still no die.
I get infection, doctor give me seven injections.
My ass is soar.
Now God send you...
Hurry up, kill me. Shoot me now.
But wait... l have to pi-pi..
First I pi-pi then you kill me.
What does it matter?
Once I die I have no pi-pi, shoot me now.
What if you kill me 'Boom'..
And I pee on your shoe.
Ooh la-la... what a lovely shoe.
What brand shoe?
Jimmy-chu.
Armani?
I am tired of talking.
Pardon me, where's the wine?
Where?
Salute.
Pretty, pretty girls... I've a message for you.
This Madhubala, she and me no together.
No, no, no girlfriend.
Yes... Madhubala... free.
Madhubala available.
And in my heart... there is lot of love, amore.
I want to give you love, come...
Take it.
Praise the Lord. He has come to redeem us.
He has come to save us from our foes.
Show mercy to our ancestors, remember his Holy covenant.
Thank you very much.
What?
Just looking.
That's allowed. Remember our vow.
Why?
See?
That's all you get.
You upset?
Your carnal desires are weakening our oath.
What to do?
Once we make a commitment.
Don't be disheartened, Princess.
Why just 'ting? We can 'tong' too.
What a fun.
Fun has just begun, baby.
There's more we can do.
For example
- ls this allowed? - Why not?
And even...
this is allowed.
Sure it's allowed?
Why not? Why not?
No crossing the line.
So can I do this?
And this too.
The line is drawing close.
But we won't cross it.
Sure?
I gave you my word.
I gave you my heart. And all you gave me was your word.
This heart will mean nothing in the next world, Zohra Bai.
Alas!
Rules and regulations are so different there.
What do we do?
Shall we run away?
Run! Run!
Why does this always happen?
Good times pass so quickly.
What if Sohni just never returns home?
Can she stay?
A day early?
There were a few phone-calls from the ministry in New Delhi.
You can tell me when you want to fly out.
There is a flight tomorrow.
What time's the flight?
Good bye.
The airport is an hour away.
We'll never meet again.
Heer is very sad.
She's so upset these days.
Heer is very sad.
She's so upset these days.
Doesn't eat or drink.
Can't even complain.
The embers of love have singed her.
How to face these embers again?
Heer's state, I swear by God
ls a very bad state.
Heer is very sad.
She's so upset these days.
Heer is very sad.
Love is a matchstick, the heart is diesel.
Best to keep them apart.
Thorns piercing vision.
Shattering all dreams.
Heer's song is broken.
Who can enjoy the melody?
She once spoke so freely.
Now utters not a word.
People say she's senile.
So utterly mad.
Heer is very sad.
She's so upset these days.
Her heart plays a tuneless tune.
She looks pale.
Her mind is like a pressure cooker.
To hell with life.
She sleeps to kill Time.
She blames Time.
Keeps punching it in the face.
Even her Dad is so worried now.
Mom is sad too.
Heer is really very mad.
Yes, she's very mad.
And none too glad too.
Doesn't eat or drink.
Can't even complain.
The embers of love have singed her.
How to face these embers again?
Heer's state, I swear by God
ls a very bad state.
Heer is very sad.
She's so upset these days.
Heer is very sad.
If you look at point no.3 in the presentation..
You'll see that for this strategy to work,
we'll probably need to get some expertise..
And hire some technical people.
So I mean we should go back..
- Excuse me, please. - Sure.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Hi.
Remember?
Corsica! Oh my, God.
You? Here?
I come here often. You're from Delhi.
We decided never to meet again.
What now?
What shall we do?
Ved.
Ved?
Like Rig Ved?
Tara Maheshwari.
Ved Vardhan Sahni.
Your real name?
The real me.
Product Manager, MGM Tech.
Listen.
This is no coincidence. I was pretending
I've often come here because I know you do
I came to Delhi from Kolkata on an assignment.
I couldn't stop myself.
Listen... don't. It's fine.
- Really? - Yeah, really.
There's more.
Okay-
Can we... - Yeah.
After you.
You know since I came back from Corsica...
l thought it'd be OK, usually is
I don't know what it is.
All this love and all
I thought how stupid I am.
Why do I always behave like this with you?
Your friends are waiting.
- Give me 5 minutes? - Sure.
Okay..
Listen..
Don't psych yourself out. I'm not a crazy stalker
I promise you, I won't pile on
I know you have a life. Probably a girlfriend too.
I don't have a girlfriend.
Oh, okay.
Five minutes.
You did well.
Be right back.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Looking great? - Really?
- Of course. - Thank you.
I'll put this at the back.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Would you like regular or mineral water, ma'am?
Room temperature or cold, sir.
Bisleri or aviola.
- So... here we are. - Yeah.
Place is fine?
Yeah... Very nice...
I'm glad...
For the last two years...
it's won Timeout's Best Oriental Restaurant title.
Yeah.
Japanese cuisine is so popular, no?
What a brand. Japan!
Countries are the latest companies, and Companies are the latest Countries.
Have some.
So...
I'll call you tomorrow.
Great.
At s?
You OK?
Yeah! Why?
No, just asking.
Would you like to come up?
Let me.
- Nice place. - Thank you.
There are four apartments like this?
SQ?
Sony, did it hurt?
One sec...
I am sorry.
I put it on silent.
Okay-
Shah Rukh Khan!
Please... please...
Thank you..
Good morning.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Good morning, sir.
Good morning, sir!
The CSB focus of the recent tradewinds..
Rests in the lateral shift of consumer behavior..
Which may appear bi-polar, but it does not take an Einstein to co-relate..
Granted that we cannot un-google ourselves..
From the geometrical growth of social-media.
Why do you get nervous?
- Next time don't get nervous. - Okay, sir.
- You can do it, boy. - Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Hello.
Hi.
Good.
My plan? You'll decide that.
Okay-
So this is it, huh!
This is what they say... love and all.
I love you too.
Why are we standing? Everyone's waiting...
Come, $0..
Hero, nothing today?
Good morning, sir.
I would say Glo-cal.
Global, yet local.
This out-of-the-box strategy..
Follows a bottom-upward approach.
Yet has a 360 perspective...
So, how was it, sir?
Good, could be better.
Always a pleasure to have you. Please come back soon.
Please tell the driver to come by in half an hour.
- Sir. - Yes, boy.
Tara.
I won't say meet my "boss." I'd say meet my "guru".
- Hello. - Hello.
Everything MCMTech Telecom is today, is thanks to this man.
One man army.
His vision, his philosophy has changed the face of Indian telecom.
Totally.
Good human in today times.
(KEEP IT UP, BOY)!
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday Dear Ved.
Happy birthday to you.
Guys, she's coming.
One sec, Ved.
Can we step out for a minute?
What's wrong?
Just come out, please.
Excuse us...
Yeah.
Ved, since I've returned from Corsica...
It's like..
It's like you're with me.
You understand?
I don't know your name.
No hope we'd meet again. But I am with you
ls it possible? To feel like this?
I never knew.
Then you found me.
No.
I found a product manager who lives in a city.
Who is very well behaved. Polite, decent.
But...
Tara, I am a product manager. I do live in a city.
I am not Don, Tara.
Nor a movie director.
That was play-acting. Role playing.
This is the real me.
No.
Meaning?
You're Don, and the Interpol officer.
You're acting here.
Now you're playing the role of a regular guy.
Who follows a set pattern.
Who does things as he ought to. It's not you, Ved.
All fake.
You stick your face in the river and drink like a beast.
You talk to the mountains. That's you, Ved.
What's with you?
What's with you, Tara?
Who is that? He's no one. It's all in your head.
Maybe you have imagined that's me.
This is me, Tara.
Standing here before you.
This is all I am.
Sure?
Tara.
Yes, I am sure, Tara.
Then I'm with someone else, Ved.
I am looking for something else.
I already have this.
I don't want this.
It's a mess now.
Everything is ruined.
But it's happened.
Hi... So I am back...
There are things we must sort out.
It's like this...
It's fine, okay...?
Please... let's relax...
It's okay...
Let's order the main course.
Excuse me...
Look, boss, you've two options.
Become Majnu.
Rip your clothes off and scream.
Or stay cool.
You know what... I'll stay cool.
Yeah... It's all good.
It wasn't going to work.
What had to happen - happens now.
It's fine.
No tension now.
Good.
Set.
Hey Raj-U...
Good Morning... good morning...
Good Morning...
How are things?
We're going to the movies tonight.
Coming?
We'll have a beer later.
Where?
At the same pub we went to after your breakup?
Why not why not...?
My girl dumped me. Something good must happen.
Keep me amused!
That's right.
I was waiting for you to feel better.
But you look perfectly fine.
So here.
You forgot this at the restaurant.
Saved me thousands.
Never seen him this happy.
Someone help me break up too.
- No problem. - And me!
Sony, it's very late.
It's okay..
But I was just...
- Come in. - No
I won't take time. I was thinking...
I mean... you... instead of...
Ved, look at me.
What is it?
Tell me Ved...
It's not what you think.
- Nothing important. - Then say it.
Okay.
You see it was different in Corsica.
We promised we'd lie. Here you didn't have to.
- What? - The truth!
You could've told me the truth.
- Ved, come inside. - I'm not here to come inside.
You should've said I was not on your level.
Ved...
I don't know what you thought of me in Corsica. But here?
You know what I am.
A normal person. Ordinary.
Ved, one second.
- I'm ordinary. - That's the issue, Ved
I am average. Like them all.
Walking on the street, with briefcase.
- Ved... - Mediocre.
That's what I said, Ved. You're not that
I know who you are.
B*! You know, but no one else does.
My family, friends. Don't know myself, but you...
7 days in Corsica, you've sussed me.
No it's not fine Tara...
How could I?
It's good to let it out.
What's there to let out?
- Ved, just come. - I am very sorry
I'm really really sorry.
Let it go Ved... It's fine...
Come inside
I shouldn't come inside
I didn't come here to patch up.
No sense standing out here.
It's late. People must be asleep
I'll wake them because I'm nuts. I'll scream, make a racket.
Make a scene.
Take me inside. Hide me.
Anything to control this beast.
You're my life.
You're my ivy.
Hairstyle is terrific, boss.
Hairstyle.
- Joining the movies? - I wanted to.
Sure, I did.
Do it. What's the problem?
Only one problem.
Circumstances.
Parents did their duty, got me married.
I did the needful, had two kids.
The wheel of time turns.
Food, children's education, wife's demands.
The traffic, this rickshaw.
You wanted to act?
To sing.
You couldn't guess from my looks.
But when I sang on stage in Allahabad...
the audience went crazy.
They wouldn't let me stop.
So you're a hero.
No, sir
I'm just a rickshaw driver.
Not a damn soul knows me.
Inside, I am another man. Outside, I'm powerless.
Maths.
I don't get Maths.
Can't get the hang of it.
Go on.
I don't want to study engineering, actually.
It's not me, Papa.
I am not interested. So...
When your grandpa came here after the Partition...
he had zero.
No roof over his head.
And a family of 8 to feed.
IF HE HAD SAID: "I'm not interested in working in a factory"
"lt's not me, actually, I want to play the flute."
Could the family have survived?
Would you have the chance of doing engineering?
After two years of training...
you couldn't even pass the entrance exam.
You wasted a year at home.
You're getting admission now thanks to my donation.
You should be grateful. Work harder out of shame.
But what interests you?
Sitting under trees, telling stories at 10-rupees an hour.
Want to be a movie star?
What is your career plan? Speak up!
Locking eyes with dazzling damsels.
Trying to lure lovely chicks.
Locking eyes with dazzling damsels.
Trying to lure lovely chicks.
O beauty...
Doing my duty, hitting on you
I've left decency behind.
Inviting trouble on myself
I'm in hot water, thanks to you.
Locking eyes with dazzling damsels.
Trying to lure lovely chicks.
Spending time talking about you to myself.
Laughing to myself, crying to myself.
Torturing myself.
They all mock me because of you.
Me? Who strutted about proudly.
What next? The usual.
The same old story. Majnu rips off his clothes.
Makes a scene in public.
Thinking to himself: "Why... where... sunny... money".
Without money, how would it be?
Just think! Forget boring facts.
Be happy, eat well.
Lock horns, walk the gallows. Tear your clothes, untie knots.
Whip the cream, tell the tale.
Entertain them all. Make noise, shake hips.
Pour out the silver and gold of your heart. I surrender to you.
Just for you.
Your slave, master, wearing a tie. In the lift, coming to you.
Doing again what I do every day.
Doing it again and again and again.
Sometimes it's your story. Sometimes another's.
What's in your heart?
The color of your heart? What does it seek?
Tell me.
Answer me.
- Sorry, Papa. - No, son, my donation.
You realise, that's enough
lam proud of you my son...
I know you'll do well in college.
All the best...
The flowers in your hair have robbed the very life from me.
Your every move has ensnared me.
Tell me where are you leading me.
Slowly but surely you've done me in.
Locking eyes with dazzling damsels.
Trying to lure lovely chicks.
Locking eyes with dazzling damsels.
I pray you get your dream girl.
Thank you.
Good morning.
Morning.
Good morning sir.
Where's your tie?
Forgot it?
Tiwari.
It's okay boss...
It's okay...?
We're hardly selling the tie.
Put it on!
Gone nuts, all for a girl.
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Yes!
You know you'll get sc.
Badly.
You'll get sc*
Bastard.
It's come to this.
Went nuts over a girl.
Ved..
Hi, Tara.
Sorry, I saw your missed calls.
- How are you? - Absolutely fine. You?
Can we meet?
Why?
I want to see you.
That's not why I called.
I just wanted to apologise
I want to see you, Ved.
What is it? I'm fine.
Where are you now, Ved?
Can I come over?
I'll wait, if you're busy.
OK
Hi.
Oh, hi.
Dicey, eh?
Should we? Yes, no?
Better.
Hello, how are you?
I won't do anything crazy.
What did I do the other day?
Ved...
I came here to tell you it's my fault.
HOW?
Because you rejected me?
Because I said something...
acting too smart.
It disturbed you.
I think I touched a raw nerve in you.
I want to say sorry.
Then say it.
(SAY $0")!
Go on, say it.
What are you?
A psychiatrist? Am I your patient?
I'm concerned.
That's mighty helpful.
Wow!
I'm feeling well these days.
Great, thanks.
Ved, I'm sorry.
I take back everything I said to you the other day.
Where's the ring? I want it.
Everyone can see how happy I am.
Ved.
Don't get physical.
- Leave it, Tara. - Please, Ved, sit down.
You're in love, crazy girl.
Yes, Ved.
But with someone else.
You belong to someone else, O muse of poetry
Tara, listen
I can't predict my reactions.
- So I'll go. - What have I done wrong?
Sorry.
You're so great, Tara.
I could worship you.
See...
what I become when I'm around you?
Your negativity.
Ved, it's a passing phase.
- It'll be fine. - Stay away from me
I might do something.
That's the problem.
I can't stay away from you.
Betraying your true love?
Ved seriously...
No, seriously, Tara.
You're compromising. Right?
Wait. Don will return.
He'll come back some day.
Wait for him.
- Ved. - Tara
I promise I'll make things right.
Don't you get it? Let me go
I won't let you go.
Stay still, let the moment pass.
Let the heart settle.
But how do I stop you?
My sorrows would slip away.
If you let me fill my eyes with you.
Talk to you without words.
If you were by my side.
Flowing as one.
Like a lake and river.
Your world makes my world.
I will mould myself in your image.
If you were by my side.
Your eyes hold your dreams.
Dreams full of disappointment.
You believe that feelings of the heart...
are merely deceitful words.
If you were or not by my side.
Doesn't matter.
Life was cruel.
And still is.
If you were by my side.
Let the heart settle.
If you were by my side.
Every sorrow would slip-away.
If you were by my side.
These days would pass.
If you were by my side
ls it all right, boss?
Okay sir.
Shyamji Jewellers?
I'm returning the diamond ring.
It can't lose value.
Charge the next buyer.
You have no heart.
Good morning.
- Good morning. - Good morning sir.
Hi - Hi.
Hi - Hello...
Good morning.
What's wrong with him?
Give me something!
Hey hero!
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What's happening to me?
Something's wrong.
Sure, something's wrong.
But sir, this job is all I have.
I don't want to lose it, sir.
Listen, boy, your behavior is always A-1.
Your work is average. Yet you survived all these years.
Only on good behaviour.
You're decent, polite, nice... everyone likes you.
And you're doing this?
All for that girl.
What is there so much in that girl?
Everyone has a weak moment.
Even I do.
I have a weak moment. So what do I do?
I put in more effort.
More focus, focus!
And you've a bright future.
Just improve your work.
You could be the Company's VP in five years.
Wow!
And if things go well...
you may have my seat in 10 years.
Yes, why not?
In 15 years you could be like me.
Oh, s* No!
It is possible.
Impossible! Tell me it's a lie.
No!
You're going to yell again.
Now go for it, boy.
Send security.
I was very wrong. Can you forgive me?
Tell me. Say it.
Can you forgive me?
Please sir!
Will you forgive me or not?
Go on, forgive me.
Raw.
Won't you forgive me?
Security! Throw this man out of the office
I'll ruin you, ruin you.
The beauty is here to face punishment for loving him.
May no one throw a stone... at my crazed one.
What's happening, boss?
Please I beg you.
"Please I beg you."
Drama.
Hello... How are you Ved buddy?
Fine...
So wonderful to see you. You're fine...? Hmm...?
Are you OK? All good?
Actually, no, I'm not fine.
In a bad way. I've been fired.
Security threw me out. So I sit at home all day
I wake up at nights, anxious, in a sweat
I had my appendix operated.
It's been leaking ever since.
And fungus is growing inside my body.
- The scrotum? In Hindi it's...? - I don't know.
Algae in my scrotum.
I know it doesn't happen, it's all psychological.
- What are you doing? - He asked.
Four times.
Everyone says: "How are you?"
Why? They don't want to know.
Very funny
I'll tell you.
I swear I tell you today.
Let me go...
He's mad... He assaulted me...
He is dangerous... He can't be walking around like this...
You are someone else.
You know it.
The world...
sees only a mask.
You are someone else.
Be who you truly are.
Why aren't you what you really are.
Don't forget your true self for the sake of the world.
Do not torment yourself.
Remove the shackles you have tied.
Tell the world you are another
Tara!
Which star?
Heading where?
Where does my heart lead me?
Without my walking.
The princess of my dreams stands far away.
Unreal. A mirage.
Looks like water but is sand.
Why make the effort?
She's worthless. Why bother?
Sacrifice everything for nothing?
Who wants gold and pearls of the heart? Who cares...
what's inside.
Looks like water but is sand.
- Speak to him calmly. - Of course I will.
What do you mean?
Come...
Come, son.
How long will you stay?
A day or two.
That's all? Only for a day or two?
Can't you extend your leave?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
- I am not working. - You quit your job?
Working elsewhere?
How long has it been?
It's been...
A few days.
- Two days, a month? - Six months.
Papa, don't worry.
Six months Doing what for six months?
What's wrong with you, Ved?
- Ma, don't make a scene. - She's making a scene?
Idle for six months.
Look at your face! You look like a drug addict
I'll leave today
I'll go back, Papa.
You'll repeat the same things.
Remind me of my duty. When will I be responsible?
Think it pleases me?
Repeating the same things over and over.
You're on the wrong path. I have to drag you back.
OK, Papa. I'll pack my bags.
Am I your enemy?
No need for that
I'm my own enemy. Ruining myself.
That's true.
Now you've said it.
People without problems, create problems.
Never faced bad times.
Cool...
Super...
I'll pack my stuff.
Done? What now?
I am going beyond the mountains.
Today I'll find out if the gypsies found water.
Get out of the world of stories, you idiot.
Think of yourself. What will become of your life?
Who knows? Only the storyteller knows what will happen.
He'll tell me.
An old man used to sit here years ago.
Tell me a story.
A story.
I have money. Loads of it.
The girl says to the boy: "You're not whom I thought you were.
"I thought you were free, but you're stuck." She goes.
The boy is shaken. He starts behaving oddly.
He's fired. He's all alone. What happens next?
He's bound to his fate.
The boy leaves the city for the forest, lives among the beasts.
He talks to the trees, laughs loudly.
Seeks Laila in all things. In every speck.
This is not Majnu's story. It's Ved's story
who?
Ved. Me.
This boy lives in the city. Not the forest.
He finds everything disagreeable.
Correct.
People around him are suspicious of him.
They get mad at him. Call him useless and crazy.
He calls them crazy.
They are nasty to him.
HE CRIES OUT: "lt's my right."
Stop!
They bury him alive between two walls.
The Emperor says: "Take the wretch away.
"Throw him off the highest tower.
"So Heer shan't see him again" - Listen!
Heer cries loudly.
Where is my Lord Ram?
Ravaan, standing among the crowd of devotees...
What are you blabbering?
I asked something.
What are you asking?
About my story.
Who are you? Why are you here?
What happens in my story?
You're a thief. Throw him out.
Calm down, Baba.
- What happens next? - What did you come to steal?
We have no diamonds or cures or God.
Calm down, Baba.
- He's senile. - What happens next?
You're scared. You ask me for your story. Coward!
Who do you fear? Who is here?
You tell me what happens next.
Tell your story.
What's in your heart?
What do you want?
What do I want?
Heer is in your heart but you seek her in the wilderness
imposter. Cheat!
Get out!
I said get out.
Call the police.
He's an imposter, a thief.
- He's gone. - Call the police.
The story of this journey.
Replete with questions.
It starts with you.
It ends with you.
The story of this journey.
The one I sought...
sought everywhere was deep within me.
The story of this journey. Replete with answers.
A step taken towards you. Soon we shall meet.
Hi.
Hello.
What happened?
Nothing.
You said you were leaving
I didn't. This is my father's house.
Papa, can I tell you a story?
Yes, go ahead.
Many years ago when India was Partitioned.
There was a man who lived in Lahore.
His name was the Hero.
The fire of Partition spread ferociously.
The Hero had to bring his family to India.
He left his riches behind.
In one night, our hero became a zero.
Sorry, mistake. He didn't become a zero, he's the hero.
He worked in a wood mill.
He worked hard.
Started his own business, built a beautiful house.
Next came his son, the new hero.
Worked hard too, grew the business.
He got a job. Educated his children well.
Added rooms to the old house.
And then came his son.
Now this is our hero.
He tried management, engineering, office work.
Say yes, look down, happy and sad.
One day many miles away, between the heart and world.
Our hero found a companion.
WHO SAID: "Hi".
OUR HERO SAID: "Hello".
The companion asked: How are you?
OUR HERO SAID: Fine, thank you. How are you?
The companion asked: Why are you talking like this?
HOW?
You sound like a machine.
Meaning?
Wait. Where are you going?
I cannot stop. If I stop, I will die.
Die?
Iam running a race.
- What race do you run? - I don't know.
You don't know, so why are you running?
Everyone is running. So that's why I am running.
Why is everyone running? Does no one stop to ask?
What? Why?
"What's that?"
What's that?
Why?
Our very own "Why?"
You don't know why.
You seem to have dialed the wrong number,
Forget it.
What difference which race.
As long as you're winning
I'm sure you always win.
Come second?
No.
- Third? - No.
Fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth?
Ninth?
'You seemed to have dialed the wrong number.'
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You're somewhere in the middle.
The middle-man.
Yes, I'm mediocre.
You're so proud to be mediocre.
Can I say something?
I don't think you're ordinary.
When I'm with you I feel special.
Imagine how special you are
I've never met anyone like you.
Don't you think you're special?
Sorry, wrong number.
What? Did no one tell you?
That reminds the hero of something.
He says:
"There was someone who said I was special."
That's right Who was it?
- He was a snake. - A snake?
Yes! He talked rot.
You're full of wonder! A mine of diamonds.
Damn imposter.
Know his name?
His name was...
Childhood.
My childhood.
Childhood? Meaning, brother?
Are you mad?
Childhood was a poisonous snake.
Slithering in the garden.
Hiding behind bushes.
Hood raised, ready to strike.
Destroyed him when I grew up.
Crushed him underfoot.
I put my foot on his damn neck and pressed hard.
Destroyed.
Now it's OK. Now no one says I am special.
I can live my life comfortably now.
Walk, stop, smile please, mediocre...
Nonsense! A mistake.
Choose your race. See if you come first or not.
You'll come first.
- Guaranteed. Stop! - I cannot stop.
Look at yourself.
Know who you are.
One day the world will know you. Open your eyes
I won't open my eyes, I won't stop
I'll keep running the race. I'll keep running
I'll stay mediocre.
Average. Work, stop, smile please.
So our hero ran the race for the rest of his life.
And one day he died.
Story over.
- Why? - What's "why?"
So how was the story?
Papa?
The end's bad?
Bad ending.
It's my story. We'll change the end.
This is who I am, papa. This is who I am.
I am no good at Maths. I'm sorry.
The last hero is the best. My favourite
I'll come first in this race. I know
I know you will, son.
Will you keep hugging each other?
Tell us the new end.
What happens next?
No one has ever given me such a big gift.
I was so happy.
But what will I do with it?
The ring will fulfill all your heart's desires.
You'll see.
When souls unite, how long can bodies stay apart?
Ranjha, wander in forest or mountain. Befriend the wilderness.
You'll find your path. Your feet will start moving.
And one day Ranjha will reach Heer's abode.
Looking forward, to the second part of your speech.
Thank you.
The discussion on the bipolar behavior of the metropolitan consumer..
Stay cool, be normal.
They're watching us. Keep walking.
So you got the diamond consignment?
Oh, by the way.
Don 2!
The police from 12 countries are looking for me...
and I am at a corporate's, settling an old score.
And you?
Me - Yes, you.
You must be someone.
Me?
Mata Hari.
Must have heard the name.
So should I call you Mata... or Hari?
Don't call me anything, just listen.
Indeed. I have much to hear.
How are you? Where were you?
Actually, I was in China, training.
- What training? - Chinese torture training.
In exchange for the diamond, I'll teach you.
- How exciting! - No need for that.
There's need. I know unique ways of torturing.
- I have changed, Tara. - You'll change again.
No, I was born as Don, got corrupted later.
Let me start at the beginning.
The masks you're wearing are not yours.
Step forward, tell us what lies in your heart.
The path of your dreams...
will lead you where you must go.
Embrace those dreams.
Tell us who you really are.
Untie those shackles.
You're someone else.
You without boundary.
Sky without limit.
Be who you wish to be.
You're the waves.
You're the grandeur.
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Present...
The story teller...
Ved Vardhan Sahani.
I am convinced now.
What?
You do have Teja's gold.
For sure.
So...
And then I thought, dry up what's soaked.
Be it female or male.
Take the bait.
She played a new ruse.
And tricked me again.
Trapped me for no reason.
Curse you, O life.
Listen, O beloved.
My heart betrayed me.
When I set eyes on you
I lost all senses.
My weeping heart whispered.
My eyes now speak for me
I see a new dream every day.
My restless heart cries out.
Don't hide behind that veil.
A devoted lover...
can only talk of love.
The heart may lament.
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