'Penny stocks don't mean that every penny stock will give you 10 X return.'
'You have to deeply understand the company strategy.'
'You have to study the stocks.'
'See a lot of people treat stocks like lottery.'
'That is not how it works.'
'You are essentially investing in a company'
'because you believe in their plans.'
'And the amount of your wealth you invest in the company,'
'is the amount of faith you have'
'in their future and in their strategies.'
'Because I make so many videos about investing,'
'and I make so many videos about finance.'
'Quite evidently, if you are Investing a lot...'
Hello?
Hi bro, how are you?
Listen, about the third book,
I just went through a writer's block.
So I was completely blank.
'Etherum has fell today, shall we buy it?'
'We want to diversify every investment.'
'Agency is in a very bad condition.'
Okay, let me check on that and get back to you.
Lisen, about the third book, I had a gem of an idea.
Let me whatsapp that to you and just see...
'Look, just forget about that book.'
'You are great at this investment thing.'
'I am telling you, we have been watching your crypto group videos.'
Man, just because one of my book wasn't a hit doesn't mean I'm not a writer.
'And just because one was a hit doesn't make you a writer either.'
'Just drop it.'
'See, we would like to hire you to look after our investments.'
'But as an advisor, not as a writer.'
Listen. Okay, let me think about it.
I'll call you back. My mom is calling.
yeah, bye.
Hi, Mom, how are you?
All good, all good.
What?
Yes.
Yeah, I understand.
No, don't do anything right now.
But what?
I'm coming over.
I'll call those two, we're all coming over.
No, I am calm. You calm down.
Yeah, we will see you.
Bye.
You can actually do this one, but then...
Can someone please remove this chair?
-You go there and... -Oh, behind er?
You can get this one.
Khalsa, get me the sword.
That is enough. -Hold it like this.
Like that.
With both your hands, yeah.
I am looking like a guard over here.
No, no, no.
Okay, that's enough.
So now we can do some solo shots of yours?
Go and get the gun for the.
Gun?
Your great grandfather had hunted down a lion.
So we will do the same portrait of yours.
No, no. I think we avoid that.
That is so cruel, dude.
Yeah, with endangered species and all...
And we're not gonna get into trouble for this. So just.
We can do one thing.
Just put a story below the portrait.
It was a ferocious man eater.
And the king saved the whole village by hunting it down.
Well, if it is a man eater, then fine.
Your phone is buzzing.
Yeah.
So where is the lion?
Just imagine it is beneath your feet.
You can just pose this way.
Here?
Yeah. We will add that in post editing, don't worry.
Okay.
-Like this? -Yeah, yeah.
Bring the seat, bring it.
Okay, you can kill birds with this.
No one will know that we will manage.
Well, this particular palace was a hunting lodge
for my grandfather and my great grandfather.
It was in a very bad state and we wanted to restore it.
But our cousins had no interest at the time.
Finally, when I restored it and
and it's back to its former glory, I will convert it to a museum.
Now all the cousins are back, claiming their piece of the pie.
So it has been a...
Is it true that your family and extended families
have been fighting like a battle?
for decades for your massive castle and properties?
Of whatever's left, yes. I won't deny it.
Well, it is always easier to fight over inheritance
than to create something of your own.
I mean they want to convert this place into a hotel.
It is part of our inheritance
-and our culture, what... -Sorry, sorry, I'll just...
So sorry, can we just take a really short break?
Okay. Yes, ofcourse.
Baba? Sorry, I was in the middle of a photo shoot.
And then there is a BBC Online interview going on.
I was just caught up with a few things.
No, fine. If you're quite busy, I'll call you later.
No, no, go ahead. I'm listening.
You called back to back. I got scared. Is everything okay?
Yeah, no actually.
Mom and Dad are getting separated.
What? Why?
Because they are losers.
I mean, my cousins are just imbeciles.
What can I say? Some people are just, you know...
Okay, just one second.
What?
Separated?
You mean divorced?
No. I don't know. I didn't ask so many details on the call.
They wanted to know if you could go there for a few days?
I am going.
Can you come?
Yeah, ofcourse, I can manage.
I'll come tomorrow morning.
No, evening.
I, you...
Don't worry, I'll come there and we'll manage the situation.
Did you talk with Chitwan?
No, not yet.
Okay wait, I'll call him.
Hey guys, what's up?
Chit, where are you?
I am outside, tell me what is up?
Mom and Dad are getting separated.
Did you know it?
What?
What do you mean?
I have no idea what the problem is.
Okay. Anyway, Baba and I are planning to go there.
If you can come, come over. I think you should come.
Don't you guys worry. I'll talk with them.
At least wash your hands first.
Yes, I am.
How weird. They didn't tell me.
Mom called me. So let me handle this now.
Just tell me, can you come?
We will obviously go together.
What about a road trip?
This is not the time for a road trip.
Let's just take a flight. We'll reach faster.
I tell Pranav that mom is not well.
He will also get our tickets.
-Just we all need to come. -One second, one second.
I'll get the tickets, we will go together.
It is fine. Pranav has air miles. You guys will also get to travel with me.
Gold-digger.
Huh! House husband.
Bye.
Tell me.
Chitwan, where is the taxi?
It is cancelled.
What?
There is Some strike...
We just gave you one job.
Baba, you are again dominating me.
Here.
What is this? Chocolate?
This is...
What is the happy occasion?
We are meeting after such a long time.
It is a miracle moment.
Chitwan, the cold is giving me goosebumps.
And this is what you were thinking?
How will we go home?
I am there.
Karishma?
Baba?
This was a terrible idea.
-Where did you stuck us? -Hey!
Don't beat.
No need to thank me.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm doing half the world and this bike is doing half.
Take the next right.
Left, left.
Just give proper directions.
At least hold your phone in the right way.
Next left.
Even my blood is frozen.
Shall I give you a massage?
It was amazing.
The door is open.
Don't they trust the villagers too much?
I don't think they're home.
Even the seat covers have been changed.
Hey!
-Hi. -Hi.
-Who is it? -I!
Your children.
Hi!
Hey, mom!
What a surprise!
How are you?
Great!
Oh!
Amazing!
-Oh! -You're over-acting so much.
You knew we were coming.
But really fast, I have to say.
Yes.
So how are things?
You tell us, what is happening?
Should I make some hot chocolate?
Yeah, for sure.
-Yes. -Okay.
Should I talk with him?
Yeah, go ahead.
We have to talk.
You guys are getting divorced?
Yeah, we are getting separated.
Why? Did you fight?
No, no, nothing like that.
We didn't fight.
I mean, we have had fights.
And we have solved those too.
But there's no connection here.
We're both happy with each other.
But we have had a discussion.
And now we are happily separated.
If you are so happy, why are you separating?
Because we have had a happy life together.
And now, we both want to try different things.
He wants to go on a biking expedition, travel the world.
And I have no more interest in doing trips on motorcycle now.
So, I'm moving to Auroville.
Pondicherry.
I got some friends there.
And I really want to explore another kind of lifestyle.
Brother, where is Pondicherry?
In the South.
Mom wants to have their Dosa.
So we thought why do we need to do everything together,
Why to compromise whole life?
Let's do our own things.
One second.
How can you do this?
Chanchal, relax.
You just arrived, freshen up a little.
And then we will discuss it peacefully.
Is there someone else?
Are you guys having an affair?
Will we get new mom-dad?
Oh God!
I have mixed feelings about this.
You have to make do with these parents.
You can get uncle-aunt.
But it might take some time for that.
But if I meet someone interesting, I will go on a date.
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
No! This is too messed up, guys.
I mean really, you guys want to be single, now?
Will you guys have sex with other people?
Chitwan, are you crazy?
It is a genuine question, dude.
I don't even know if people have sex at this age. Do you?
Ofcourse, we do.
-Your mom and I... -Dad, please...
I don't want to think about that.
How can they do it? They have pain in knees.
I don't want to know it.
One minute, relax.
Please settle, I will just be back from outside.
I have an appointment with doctor.
We will talk later.
I will come along.
Why?
How can you go to the doctor alone?
I'll come along.
I am not running away, I'm going to return.
He won't run away like that.
He would need to take bags too.
No, not like that.
Father, son. We will have men-to-men talk.
I will come along too.
Just stop, dude. How can three people go?
Come.
Let me take my jacket, it is cold.
Dad, you have to go. You go.
It is fine, you know these things happen.
But can I say something?
This problem in your marriage,
this is a modern problem.
The entire world is going through this crisis right now.
Because everyone has had a mental shift after the lockdown.
Agreed that you and mom are more experienced about marriage.
You guys are veterans. I didn't want to question that.
But this is a contemporary problem.
It is like cryptocurrency.
And you're not intellectually or emotionally equipped to deal with this.
You know.
I really deep understanding of human emotions and psyche.
I keep reading about this. This is my job now as a published author.
So, as per my understanding, you should give it some time.
I'm saying, just give it some time.
We have given it 35 years, dear.
So just give it 35 years +5 days.
I think. I think it will make all the difference.
Does your doctor do the treatments in a hotel?
It is not a doctor.
I'm here on a date.
I got right swiped.
First I had a normal account on all these dating apps, but that didn't help.
Then I made a premium account.
Tinder Likes, then it resulted in something.
-What? -Here.
Absolutely blind date.
-Amazing. -Here, see.
She too has put just hair pics.
Dad, you are on a blind date with a blonde?
Yes.
Her name is Janice.
Are you sure none is scamming you?
I'm your father. No one can scam me.
Hey...
I'll come with you as well.
Come over.
Hi Janice.
Paula?
Daughter-in-law?
No, no, it can't be happening.
Paula, what are you doing here?
I have been here for three years.
Three years?
Actually I came here to see you.
And that didn't work out,
and I just didn't leave.
Ohh.
I actually own this cafe close by. It is really nice.
Oh wow!
You should have come home sometime, dear.
No, uncle, I think that would have been way too awkward.
No, no, we are not awkward.
He is awkward. We are all chill.
You should come home.
Actually. Technically, you shouldn't be here.
Technically she is single.
I am almost single.
So you shouldn't be here.
But, Dad, why are you going so fast?
You can't just divorce someone in the morning,
put on goggles and go on a date in the evening.
Sorry, who is getting divorced now?
Can I get you all something?
Yeah, get us some nachos.
And some beer.
Sure.
Why didn't you call me?
I did call you and you blocked my numbers it seems.
And then I just didn't see the point.
I read your book, by the way.
Cheeky!
Listen, I can explain.
No, no, it is Okay.
I mean, someday I'll have to tell my version of the story.
Man, where did I get stuck?
You guys have a lot of baggage.
I'm leaving.
Chandan, technically you have ruined my blind date.
Completely ruined my mood.
Nice meeting you, Paula.
No, everything is fine here.
Just a little health scare.
I'll tell you. I'll be back in 2-3 days.
What notice have you received?
Okay. And what are they offering?
But they haven't done anything.
We are the ones who did the entire restoration with our own money.
Pranav, dude, don't do this again.
For once, can you stand your ground, for God's sake?
Yeah. So, fine. Let them take us to court. Let us see till when...
Yeah, okay, fine. Just keep me posted, okay?
Bye. Yeah, I love you too.
Division of your property?
So you finally put a crack in the royal family, Chanchu?
Chit, you have no idea. Don't pass stupid comments.
Did you talk with Mum?
I didn't get a moment with mum.
Chit, I'm so exhausted, dude.
What happened?
If I try to settle something in life, something else gets ruined.
Firstly, how do people get to act so entitled all the time?
They'll just do what they want.
Today, the thing like doing this tomorrow, that.
Fucker, the day I'll start doing what I want, I'll tear them a new one.
I am done babysitting everyone around me.
This middle child crisis just never ends.
-What happened? Everything fine? -There he is.
Yeah, I mean, all good?
You called me in such a panic. I got so scared.
Paula was standing in the restaurant. I abandoned her there.
-Paula? -Sister-in-law, what is she doing here?
Paula has been here. She has opened her cafe here.
Oh wow. She didn't tell me.
What do you mean she didn't tell you?
-She could have reacted... -Shut the fuck up, guys.
Mom and Dad are getting separated. Are you even bothered?
Just spewing rubbish like that, we have to do something about this.
Don't dominate my parents, okay?
When they have decided, we need to accept it.
We'll play Baghban, Baghban.
One second, one second. No one is getting divorced.
They're not going anywhere. Take it from me in writing.
And even if they did go, they'll return in a few days.
The more we try to stop them, the more adamant they will be.
They are doing exactly what we did in our childhood.
I don't know, dude. I can't just sit idly like this.
Chit, you talk with mum. I'll handle dad.
We have to do something, we
-can't just keep sitting like that. -Is sister-in-law still hot?
-No man, she has slimmed down... -Who are they?
Hey Boss.
What happened now?
Hey, who are you?
I'm talking to you.
Hey!
He might be some civil engineer.
-Come on, brother fast. -Is that Polaroid?
Hey boss, what are you doing here?
Sir, we are here to take the measurements for fencing.
What fencing?
The new owners are coming. A hotel is being made here.
Once again, what do you mean? New owners, hotel?
Ma'am, actually this bungalow has been sold.
And the new owners have a requirement to finish the fencing before they come.
So we were doing the measurements.
Can you please move to the side?
Bungalow has been sold?
For how much?