-Mom. Dad, listen, -Oh man!
the idea was not to put you in a spot.
Rubbish it was.
I'm just saying, just have a conversation.
He's a professional. If you guys just talked to him.
Your mother is a professional too.
When I was young, you used to do my counseling too, right?
Don't be an idiot.
-Exactly... -I have never.
Moms, please, man, we have spoken about like balls and girlfriends and...
Yeah, enough, enough.
Just talk to him once. If you don't like him, we can get rid of him.
What do you think?
-Okay. -All good?
-Thank you. -Okay, get him.
Thank you, thank you.
Sudheer, they have agreed to talk.
-Really? -Yeah. Go.
Well done, man. Nice work.
-Sudheer, come over. -Are you sure?
-Yeah, just see. -Come.
-Yes sir, coming. -If he goes out of line. I'll show him.
Yeah, you are right.
What did you do now?
Nothing.
What is the need of these experiments?
Even I know, counseling and all.
I was about to talk to Mom and Dad.
Forget about you. Pranav and I were going to talk to them separately.
Who is this idiot you have called?
Man, none of us are equipped to deal with this problem.
They have been together since the age of letters and telegrams.
I still have telegram on my phone. I have signal as well.
Not that, this...
Such a veteran couple have a lot of unresolved issues.
We need an expert.
So we need to scratch the old wounds to get to the actual issue.
We have to get to the root cause of the problem.
Chandan,
hearing you is making me feel something.
What happened, Pranav?
Nothing, it's fine.
Come.
If you stare with such huge eyes, none will tell you the problem.
Are you okay?
Well, can we pick up the pace a little?
No, we have to stop.
I need to poop.
I need to poop!
What?
You woke me up at 4:30 am.
You played with my bowel movements.
I'll just be back from the home. You can go ahead.
Pranav, have you lost it?
If you'll go back home, we would have gone so far ahead.
You can keep getting lost in this jungle then.
And we will keep looking for you as idiots.
You're ruining the whole trip, man.
So what should I do? Explode.
Or should I do it in the bushes?
Yes, why not?
It is actually not a bad idea, go.
You won't even need an exhaust.
Fuck it man, fuck it.
Oh my God. The things I do!
Just stay here and come when I call.
Oh yes, my Lord!
Listen, I don't want to be beaten up by a bear
when I'm not in a position to defend myself.
Okay, go now.
Why didn't he ask me for help?
Shut up, shut up!
Don't look there.
Stand here, stand.
It's so quiet, is everything okay?
Chitvan, don't.
All I'm asking is such a huge man and so much of silence?
I'll check.
Go.
Chanchal?
Yes, what?
Chanchal, come.
What do you mean come? Should I help you or what?
Hey.
Just throw me the water bottle. I'll manage.
Yeah, okay.
Have you lost it? This is mineral water.
Brother-in-law, that is mineral water. You won't get it ahead.
I'd like to use my share of mineral water.
What is this sharing? This is not your Kingdom.
Don't talk like your cousins.
There are so many bushes nearby.
There is dew on it. It's like a wet tissue. Just wipe it.
What the fuck, man!
Does he need so much time to wipe?
Coming.
What an adventure.
Party pooper.
Here.
Oh wow!
Should we rest?
He is in a bad condition.
So Sudheer, what is your age?
30, sir.
Oh wow!
He is even younger than Chitvan.
We have been married for 36 years.
As they say, Sir,
you need new blood to heal old wounds.
Oh!
Who says that?
I just did.
Dad. Give me the phone.
-Here. -Shit!
There is not a single bar of network.
I have an important video call. I can't mess this up.
Do you want network?
I'll give you 2 bars.
Straight from here, there is a hilltop.
You'll have two bars over there.
-There? -Straight.
-Sure? -Sure.
Thank you.
-Careful. -Thank you.
He will slip.
So, 36...
So...
-Let's go. -Sure.
Be quick. I'm faster than all of you.
Even with my knee pain, I'm climbing up the hills like a cheetah.
Youth!
Follow the flag.
Follow the legends.
-Sudheer? -Yeah?
Just go easy on mom and dad. Don't overdo it now.
Slowly befriend them and walk with them.
Once we reach the camp, then you...
Chandan, it is okay, man, I know what I'm doing. I know my job.
-Yeah? -Yeah, a bit careful.
Don't worry. Don't worry, I got this.
-Paula, come. -Yeah?
What happened?
Are you okay?
No, I think I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna fucking die.
Breathless?
As Chitvan said, who knows which leaf I used as a wet wipe?
My ass is on fire.
This, this is the worst day of my life.
This wet wipe that you speak of,
-is it a short broad leaf? -Yes.
-Pointy? -Yes.
Was the texture rough?
Is it burning?
It is burning.
Is it itchy?
Is there a red rash?
I haven't seen.
This is stinging nettle.
Stinging?
That is what causes this.
Fuck, man.
But guys, don't worry.
Mother Nature has an answer for this.
Oh?
That is why we call her Mother Nature...
Okay, come to the point, brother.
Sorry, sorry.
Next to the stinging nettle you will find jewelweed.
-Jewelweed? -That is also called Sour and Sweet plant.
It is a long, pointy, shiny dark green color.
-Dark green? -Take it. Rub it on the affected area.
You will be good, instant relief.
-Okay. -Dark green, shiny.
Shiny!
-Hi. -Hey.
Hey, you made it.
Where is Chit?
He has some phone call. He's coming.
Hey!
Sudheer?
Yes, sir.
-Soup? -Please.
-Oh sorry, want it? -Yes, sir.
That is so sweet, ma'am. Thank you so much.
Why didn't you tell me we have peas?
Piping hot.
Where am I supposed to lie down now?
Paula, we haven't chilled. We have a lot of catching up to do.
So, let's start.
Let's start from the beginning.
How did you meet?
Like the people used to do then.
Arranged marriage.
He came to my house,
I fed him tea and samosa and it was love at first sight.
Lies!
Let me tell you.
Okay, sir.
Me and my brother went to her house to meet her.
Tea and samosa is right.
She brought tea and samosa in a tray,
She gave me a shy look.
And she ran away to the kitchen.
Then I learned she has said yes.
We happily went home.
And there we learned,
she said yes to my brother.
She didn't even look at me.
What lies? I did look at you.
-You're lying. -No, don't interrupt.
-Okay. -Yeah. So sorry, ma'am. Let him finish.
My brother was married.
And then...
My picture was sent again.
That the guy is a civil engineer.
He has a job in a private company.
He's a candidate with ISI brand.
And what next?
She was hooked.
Too good.
Are you guys serious?
Look, whichever version you find more authentic, you may believe that.
Okay?
Exactly.
It is interesting. I'm very happy that we made this breakthrough.
This is great.
I hope he is good.
He is good.
Very good.
Very good?
This guy?
Yes, he is a nice guy. We only dated for a little bit.
Wow, Paula, this gummy bear, really?
Chandan, don't be mean.
Actually, I met him after I was dating Mukesh.
Who is Mukesh?
Mukesh, he's this real estate agent that I met while I was
passing around Haridwar.
And then things just got kind of messy.
Yeah!
And after that I was just kind of floating around a bit.
I met a couple of guys.
Ajay, Vineet and then Sudheer.
You were rocking it, Paula.
What?
Hi.
Mr Rohan Gendotra, what were you thinking?
You can't file a custody case on a whim.
I think you need to go back to law school.
Sir, listen to me. I have thought it over.
You have no grounds for this case.
This is complete waste of courts time.
Mr Chitvan, I am fining you Rs10,000
for wasting court's time.
Miss Sheetal is a mother and legal guardian.
She has full custody.
She will decide who the kid will stay with.
-And who he will talk with? -Sir.
Sir, your honour, listen to me.
I know, as per your opinion, I have no grounds for this case.
My sperm isn't there in him.
My blood doesn't flow in his veins.
Even our blood type is not same.
But still, I am his father, sir.
Because he is the only person I have ever felt responsible for.
This kid has made me a man, Sir.
If I teach him one thing, he teaches me two.
We are friends, sir.
Let us play together. Don't separate us.
Our connection is pure magic.
If he cries, I feel teary too.
And when he laughs, I cry more.
Because it is the most beautiful sight in the world.
I love him more than anything and...
They have all left, Chitvan.
What?
And I have to go too.
Bye.
I like it here.
I wish we could just forget everything and we could move here.
Pranav, please stop.
-What? -Why are we here?
The problems your parents have about house...
-That crisis... -So let's resolve that.
Don't go around with your existential crisis, dude.
Really man, amazing!
Yesterday you were dueling with your cousin to save your palace.
But today, that palace doesn't matter to you?
Pranav, please make up your mind.
Chanchu?
Just not the right time.
Give us five minutes.
Give us a moment.
See you are changing the topic.
Hey, you made it.
The T-shirt is stuck.
Baba?
Sorry.
Hey, nothing is happening here.
Come over.
Where were you?
I need a hug.
Interesting.
So when did you guys decide to get separated?
Around a year before.
Maybe one year.
Sudheer, companionship doesn't just mean
to be together till you suffocate.
We want different things in life.
We are headed in different directions.
So basically you are getting separated,
not divorcing.
Right?
I think we should tell him.
We actually filed for divorce 33 years ago.
When we shifted here, our marriage was in shambles.
We wanted to do everything together.
We wanted to build a house in the forest.
As a kid was young, we were raising him.
There was nothing till miles.
No shops, no hospital, no help.
We were fighting a lot.
We were a mess.
We decided to get separated.
It went till divorce. We filed for it.
She shifted to Delhi.
We didn't talk for six months, right?
And then, when I reached for the final hearing,
I was heavily pregnant with Chanchal.
He didn't know.
But I still insisted on completing the formalities.
I said, I will raise the kids alone.
But I was adamant.
I said we should give each other a year.
Just one year.
And in this one year, we will pardon every mistake.
We will face all the disappointments together.
And if you still think we can't live together,
we'll be separated.
So we had a deal.
And. You know, honestly, all these years,
it never came up.
But then last year,
after the world opened up,
we were really struggling to fit in each others plans.
So I brought the matter up again.
We had decided on something.
So you are telling me,
technically, you have been divorced this whole time?
Technically.
We have been together for 36 years.
We have raised three beautiful kids.
And we are happy.
And we hope to live happily ever after
our way.
Don't you think your kids deserve to know the truth?